1 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:16,581 ♪ One, two, One-two-three-four ♪ 2 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:35,818 Yeah, perfect! All right family, 3 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:38,777 who's ready for a round of Cricket Darts? 4 00:00:38,821 --> 00:00:40,475 How is this different from regular darts? 5 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:41,606 Simple! 6 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:42,999 Normally you get more points 7 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,542 the closer your dart gets to the middle. 8 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:45,741 But in Cricket Darts, 9 00:00:45,784 --> 00:00:47,438 all the highest points are on the edge! 10 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:50,354 That way everyone's guaranteed a high score! 11 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:52,791 Doesn't that take away any of the skill required, 12 00:00:52,835 --> 00:00:54,445 and thus, the point of the game? 13 00:00:54,489 --> 00:00:56,317 Naw, everyone loves being a big winner! 14 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,360 Here, I'll show ya! 15 00:00:59,798 --> 00:01:00,930 A perfect bullseye?! 16 00:01:00,973 --> 00:01:02,845 That means nothing in Cricket Darts. 17 00:01:02,888 --> 00:01:05,500 Now what is going on out there? 18 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:07,197 Well, I'll be. 19 00:01:07,545 --> 00:01:08,653 Looks like they're finally doing something 20 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:10,244 with the old Big Coffee space! 21 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:11,680 Huh. Wonder what it's gonna be. 22 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:13,986 Last thing that opened there was Wholesome Foods! 23 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:16,293 I'm not gonna even bother getting my hopes up. 24 00:01:16,337 --> 00:01:18,469 Ah! 25 00:01:19,035 --> 00:01:20,341 Ah! 26 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:21,951 Oh, hey! Isn't that that burger chain 27 00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:23,518 -you like so much, Cricket? They're up! 28 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:25,346 Cricket's hopes are up! 29 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:26,608 What's out there, Cricket? 30 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:30,351 Uh, brother? 31 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:33,136 Careful, sweetie! He's speaking in tongues... 32 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:35,573 Burger Clown! Go to... 33 00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:36,792 Go to now! 34 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:38,707 Oh, good! I like clowns. 35 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:44,756 Wa-Hey there! 36 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,889 -The Burger Clown! 37 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:48,456 That's me! 38 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:51,111 I'm so happy you could make our grand opening! 39 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:52,199 If you need anything, 40 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:54,679 be sure to ask one of our helpful employees! 41 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:57,073 Oh? B-burger? 42 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,206 Burger? Burger! Burger! 43 00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:01,556 Burger ordered. 44 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:04,385 -Burger.-Thank you for comingto Burger Clown. 45 00:02:04,428 --> 00:02:06,169 Wow, Gloria, you work here now? 46 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,780 Aw man, you get to work at the best place on earth! 47 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:10,739 You must be so happy! 48 00:02:10,782 --> 00:02:13,307 Yes. All my dreams are coming true. 49 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:16,179 Hmm. Super Burger, Extra-Double Burger... 50 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:17,963 Deep-Fried Cotton Candy Burger? 51 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,269 Seems like a bit much. 52 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:21,097 Well, luckily for you, 53 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,317 for the first week of our grand opening special, 54 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,797 all our customers get to eat for free! 55 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:28,104 Here, pal, first one's on me! 56 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:33,240 Oh, uh, I... 57 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:35,764 Bill! If someone's offering you a free meal, 58 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:37,069 you take them up on it! 59 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:40,464 Yay! 60 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:45,904 Man. Food, toys, and burger mascots? 61 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:47,776 Heaven does exist! 62 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:50,692 Usually we only get toeat at Burger Clownevery once in awhile, 63 00:02:50,735 --> 00:02:54,739 - but now that it's right next door we can eat it every day! - Yeah! 64 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:57,002 What? Oh, no, we couldn't do that. 65 00:02:57,046 --> 00:02:59,875 Why not? Do you hate thingsthat are good and fun? 66 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:01,920 Burger Clown can be good in moderation, 67 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:04,619 but it isn't what I'd call a balanced diet. 68 00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:05,968 It's plenty balanced! 69 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:08,231 Fries are made of potatoes. 70 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:10,320 Plus you got pickles on that li'l burger of yours. 71 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:12,453 That's practically a salad, Dad! 72 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:14,629 "Practically a salad" isn't a salad! 73 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:16,021 If you ate Burger Clown every day, 74 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:18,459 I bet it'd make you sick within a week! 75 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:21,244 You know what, Dad? I'll take that bet! 76 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:23,812 "Bet"? No, I was speaking metaphorically... 77 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:25,596 Ye-heh-hess, a bet! 78 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,598 Me and Tilly are gonna eat at Burger Clown 79 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:31,080 for every meal for a whole week and prove you wrong! 80 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:33,865 - I don't need you to... - It's on, old man! 81 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:38,696 Burger Clown! Burger Clown! Burger Clown! 82 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,524 How can I help you...? 83 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:43,223 Hiya, kids! Say, where are your parents? 84 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:44,920 Our dad's being ridiculous! 85 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:47,575 And not in a funny-clown kinda way. 86 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:49,620 - Hyuk! - But, good news, 87 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:51,709 We're gonna be eatin' here all week! 88 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:54,364 Sounds great! Go ahead, eat up kids! 89 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:57,324 Just... eat... up... Here! 90 00:03:57,367 --> 00:04:00,240 ♪ Eat up here! Fill up from ear to ear! ♪ 91 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:01,458 ♪ Pick anything on the menu 92 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:03,460 ♪ Let our robo-clowns Indulge you! ♪ 93 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:05,375 ♪ Clown Burgers! Ten-piece deals! ♪ 94 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:07,116 ♪ You'll never eat A bigger meal ♪ 95 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:10,293 ♪ With burgs and fries, and burgs and fries ♪ 96 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:11,990 ♪ With burgs and fries 97 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:14,515 -♪ And burgs and fries -Aaah... 98 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,212 ♪ Slurp by slurp, 99 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:18,823 - ♪ Fry by fry ♪ - I'll eat until I cry! 100 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,192 [Mr. Burger Clown]♪ So keep eating Till you take ♪ 101 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:21,913 ♪ Your final breath! ♪ 102 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,785 -♪ Just open wide! 103 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:25,743 ♪ And stuff your face With pride! ♪ 104 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:27,049 ♪ Eat up here! Eat up here! ♪ 105 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:32,315 ♪ Why don't you eat up here? 106 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:40,584 Okay... 107 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:42,760 Time to start the day. 108 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:44,371 Wakey, wakey, Tilly! 109 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:46,111 Ready to get down with the clown? 110 00:04:46,155 --> 00:04:49,289 Ugh. I don't feel very good. 111 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:51,378 Dang, you're lookin' a little greener than usual. 112 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:53,336 Nothin' a little food can't fix right? 113 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:54,555 Everything all right in here? 114 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:56,644 Kids?! Oh, my gosh, are you okay? 115 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:59,211 Pssh. We're fine, right, Tilly? 116 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:02,302 Actually, Papa, I feel the contrary. 117 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:05,609 I don't want to look at another burger ever again. 118 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:07,350 Oh, no, my poor sweet baby! 119 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:10,005 See, Cricket? This is exactly what I said would happen! 120 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:12,616 Oh, she'll be fine once she gets a burger or two in her. 121 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:14,749 Nope, that does it! I'm putting my foot down! 122 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,707 No more fast food for a while. 123 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:18,230 Sounds chill. 124 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:20,885 Oh, what?! Come on, don't cut us off now! 125 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:22,365 We're perfectly... 126 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,933 fine... 127 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,693 Cricket, you couldn't even finish that sentence 128 00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:27,936 without running out of breath! 129 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:29,459 Just look at you and your sister! 130 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:30,808 You're destroying yourselves! 131 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:32,723 Go away, burger demons! 132 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:34,812 Haunt me no more. 133 00:05:34,856 --> 00:05:36,771 Now I'm gonna chop some fresh chard for Tilly. 134 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:39,208 Don't you even think about trying to go to Burger Clown! 135 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:41,819 Hmph! We'll see about that! 136 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:45,780 Hey, buddy. Good to see ya! 137 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:49,349 H-hey, Cricket! Are... are you doing okay? 138 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:51,351 Y-you look... different. 139 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,265 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, everything's good. 140 00:05:53,309 --> 00:05:56,225 My whole thing looks weird when I'm not wearing the overalls. 141 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:57,922 So! You got "the stuff"? 142 00:05:57,966 --> 00:05:59,489 I do indeed! 143 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,578 Yes... 144 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:03,406 Now hurry. Gotta keep extra quiet... 145 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:05,930 so we don't alert... Ahh! Daddy! 146 00:06:05,974 --> 00:06:07,192 Hello, boys. 147 00:06:07,236 --> 00:06:08,846 Hello, Mr. Green. 148 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,370 You know that's a nice jacket, Remy. 149 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:13,329 Odd choice to wear a winter coat this time of year. 150 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,635 Be cool, man... 151 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:17,159 I have thin blood and am often chilly! 152 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:26,081 - Remy... - I'm sorry! 153 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,691 It's okay. Just go home. 154 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:29,824 I need to have a private talk with my son. 155 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:32,304 And please put a shirt on. 156 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:33,654 - Okay... - What?! 157 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:36,265 It's not my fault Remy likes sharing! 158 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:37,875 Cricket, go to your room. 159 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:39,964 -Hmph! 160 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:41,662 What does Dad know anyway?! 161 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:43,620 I can eat as many burgers as I want! 162 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,230 Nothing bad's gonna happen! 163 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:48,408 Hmph! 164 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:51,715 But... maybe he has a point. 165 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:54,588 Lately I haven't felt like my rascally ol' self. 166 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:57,852 Now what is going on out there? 167 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:02,204 Ahhh...! 168 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:05,381 Ah, that's the stuff. 169 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,601 So how're you likingall the fresh food, Tilly? 170 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:09,690 Oh, Papa! It's marvelous! 171 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:12,606 I can see clearly, breathe deeply, 172 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:15,130 it's as if my senses are heightened! 173 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:17,306 Tilly, that's just your bodyreturning to normal. 174 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:18,960 But I'm glad you're enjoying the food. 175 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,962 Wish I could say the same for your brother... 176 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:23,094 Well, from now on, I plan on eating 177 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:25,445 any fruit or veggie I can get my hands on! 178 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:28,448 Who knows what other sensory powers they'll unlock? 179 00:07:28,491 --> 00:07:30,537 - Aaah... - Hmm... 180 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:32,408 Maybe it's time to check up on him. 181 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,323 Cricket? How're you doin', son? 182 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:35,866 I know things got a little tense earlier, 183 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:38,066 but, um, Son? 184 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:41,678 Cricket. Where the heck did he go?! 185 00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:44,028 He was here moments ago. 186 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:46,117 My newly heightened sense of smell 187 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:48,990 can track his greasy essence. 188 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:51,514 He tried to squeeze through a secret exit... 189 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:52,907 but failed. 190 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:55,344 Exhausted, he took a sweat nap on the floor. 191 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:57,912 And then he jumped out the window. 192 00:07:57,955 --> 00:07:59,261 Say what you want about him, 193 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:01,132 but he leaves a clean silhouette. 194 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:03,221 -OH, my Gosh. 195 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:04,745 Burger Clown opened... 196 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,268 a play place?! 197 00:08:06,921 --> 00:08:09,314 Hey, you're not supposed to eat in here. 198 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:11,316 What are ya, a cop? You gonna arrest me? 199 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,798 Yeah, come back when you have a real story. 200 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:17,888 Cricket! Enough is enough! Time to go home. 201 00:08:17,932 --> 00:08:19,542 No! This is my home now! 202 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:21,694 I'm gonna live in the Play Place and sleep in the ball pit 203 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:23,981 and live off of Burger Clown burgers forever! 204 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:25,026 Just try to stop me! 205 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:27,724 Oh, come on...! "Kids Only"? 206 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:29,813 Well, rules are rules. 207 00:08:29,857 --> 00:08:32,512 Veggie powers! Activate! 208 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:35,384 Cricket? Come home! 209 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:38,300 - Give up on this burger fantasy! - No! 210 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:43,610 Come on. There we go. 211 00:08:45,089 --> 00:08:46,090 Cricket! 212 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:47,657 Huh? 213 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:49,964 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 214 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,706 Ahh! 215 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:53,837 Gotcha! 216 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,709 Gah! Big sister strength! 217 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:57,798 - Pocket mustard! - Whoa! 218 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,498 Boy, this ain't a running body. 219 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,719 Brother... Time to eat your vegetables. 220 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,024 Uh... 221 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:09,026 My sweet burger! Ahhh! 222 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:13,117 No! It burns. I'm blind! 223 00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:15,859 I'm gonna be a Burger Clown and none of you can stop me! 224 00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:21,169 Aw, rats. 225 00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:22,779 Everything okay in there, Cricket? 226 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:23,954 Are ya stuck? 227 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:27,436 No! Well, yeah. But on purpose! 228 00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:30,961 Yeah! On purpose. This is everything I wanted! 229 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:33,703 Me, the slide, and Burger Clown! 230 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,313 Cricket, look at yourself! 231 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:37,141 You're out of breath, you feel terrible, 232 00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:38,665 and you're stuck in a slide! 233 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:40,623 Do you really wanna spend the rest of your life 234 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:41,972 in a slide? 235 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:44,453 We're here on Day 43 of the Burger Vigil... 236 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,411 Come back to us, Cricket! 237 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:47,935 Brought you a present, son. 238 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:49,066 Wish you could see it. 239 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,634 You're an old butt now. 240 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,375 Was it worth it, brother? 241 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:54,768 Oh. 242 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:57,031 Hey, Dad...? 243 00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:58,206 Yes, Cricket? 244 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,208 I don't wanna live in a slide, 245 00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:03,080 and I don't wanna only eat Burger Clown anymore, 246 00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:06,170 and I realize you were just lookin' out for me. 247 00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:07,824 So, thanks, Dad. 248 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:08,912 It's okay, son. 249 00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:10,087 You wanna go home? 250 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:12,829 Uh-huh! 251 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,614 Then let's get outta this slide. 252 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:17,573 Uh-oh. 253 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,097 Hey, they're stuck! 254 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,838 Scandal at Burger Clown! 255 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:24,058 Two innocent customers stuck in a slide. 256 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:26,123 Turns out it was the only thing that could take down 257 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,366 Burger Clown's newest restaurant. 258 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,238 I'm here withMr. Burger Clown himself. 259 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:31,935 Mr. Burger Clown, how are you doing? 260 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,284 Why, I'm fine! 261 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,678 It'll take a sack of hammers to take me out! 262 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:39,726 Hey kiddos, come visit any one of my other 600 locations! 263 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,031 Hyuk! 264 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,862 He may be a clown, but I'm not laughing. 265 00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:48,430 I'm Maria Media with Channel 11 News. 266 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,563 Well, all's well that ends well. 267 00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:54,088 Sorry about your favorite place closing down, Cricket. 268 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,699 Ah, it's fine. It's probably better this way. 269 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,179 That's a good point, Son. 270 00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,137 Hey all this talk is makin' me hungry. 271 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:02,096 - Let's go get some Burger Clown. - No!