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[theme song plays]
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♪ One, two,
One-two-three-four ♪
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[vocalizing]
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[chicken squacking]
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[tapping]
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All right. From the top!
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♪ There's a place
where kids can be free ♪
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♪ C-O-M-M-U-N-I-T ♪
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♪ Y settle
for anything less? ♪
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♪ Community center
is the best ♪
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♪ The best! ♪
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Whoo! That's
what I'm talking about!
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Tilly! Great work!
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Thank you, Community Sue.
But I won't be satisfied
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until I can sing a note so high,
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it can only be heard
by the acute ears
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of a cute critter.
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I like the initiative!
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Anyways, it's break time.
But hurry back!
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We need way more practice
before the concert tonight.
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Hi Cricket.
Have you seen Gramma?
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She always has a lozenge
or two on her,
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and I need to keep my voice
in tip-top condition.
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Oh, yeah, she's over there
being forced to help.
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[struggling]
Dang chair won't open!
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This is all a bunch of blort!
[gasping]
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How long have you two
been standing there?
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Long enough to hear
everything you just said.
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Well, how could I have
said anything if I'm not here?
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What're you?
[door slams]
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[snorting] Blort.
What a funny word.
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Oh! How rude!
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That was weird. Tilly,
you're old and wise.
What's it mean?
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I believe it's
what's known as a cuss word.
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A cuss!?
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Yes. Which is why we'd best
erase the word from our memory.
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Memory wipe initiating.
Ahh.
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I think not, dear sister.
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I've spent all my
formative years trying
to figure out the cusses.
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And now I finally know one!
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Know one what?
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Back to your positions, people!
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[evil laughter]
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- Oh, hi Cricket...
- Blort!
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[gasping] Cricket!
That's a bad word!
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I know. Isn't it hilarious?
Give it a try!
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Uh, I can't. I have a wire!
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- Wha... Cricket, what're you...
- Not anymore you don't!
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Master Remy! Nooo!
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C'mon, say it!
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Blort. [giggling]
Blort!
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- Blort!
- Blort!
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[both laugh] Blort, blort,
blort, blort, blort...
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Green! Remington!
What's so funny?
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We were just talking
about how the gym smells
like... blort!
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[gasping] One, it does not!
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And two, you can't say that!
That's a cuss word!
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What the blort's wrong
with cussing?
It's blorting fun!
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C'mon, y'all! Give it a try.
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- Blort!
- Blort?
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- Blort-blort.
- [all] Blort, blort, blort...
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Green! My office, now!
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What do you have
to say for yourself?
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- Blort.
- Ohh.
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[door slams open]
What happened? What'd he do?
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How much property damage?
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Mr. Green. Your son thought
it would be funny
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to say... Blort.
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Ohh. No, keep it together,
Bill! You knew
this day would come.
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He single-handedly
started an epidemic.
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Thanks to him, I have
a choir of potty-mouths.
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All except Tilly.
That little girl... is an angel!
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♪ The best! ♪
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Aww.
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Cricket?
What were you thinking?
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Well, Gramma said it,
and no one's
getting mad at her.
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Fine. If you won't
stop swearing,
then you leave me no choice.
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Cricket Ernest Green,
I hereby forbid thee
from cursing ever again.
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What?! You can't decide
what comes out of my mouth.
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Only what goes in.
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I am gonna curse if I so choose.
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And Imma so choose.
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[deep inhale] Blort!
Blort-blort-blort!
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Blort! A-blorty-blort blort.
And a-blort, blort,
blorty-blort blo...
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Oh, man, this is bad.
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My parents are coming
to tonight's concert!
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I can't let them down.
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Not to worry, Sue.
I'll clean up
the kids' language,
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whether they like it or not.
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[grunting]
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[Bill] Alright, gang,
here's the deal.
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You may not know this,
but bad language is bad.
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It's rude and disrespectful,
so just don't do it.
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[laughing] You might be able
to tell me what to do,
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but you're not
the dad of everybody!
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[all] Blort! Blort! Blort!
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My inspirational speech has
only made 'em stronger!
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How am I supposed
to get through to them?
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[Officer Keys,
through megaphone]
Excuse me, sir!
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You left your sweat
all over this treadmill.
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Please clean it up.
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Or I'll be forced
to take action.
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Perfect.
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Ooh. The acoustics
in this squash court are ideal
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to test how high I can sing!
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In order for my solo
to be enjoyed
by the animal kingdom,
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I'll need your honest
critique, Bradley.
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Now, let's begin.
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[deep inhale] The be...
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[glass smashing]
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Huh. Well, how was that?
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[squeaking]
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Thanks for being honest.
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Good afternoon everyone!
I'm Officer Keys.
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And I'm here to lead you
through the police
department's program
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for at-risk mouths, called
"Can't U Speak Sweetly?"
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A.K.A. "Cuss."
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And here to assist me is
my good friend
Tommy the Tongue!
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Hey, kids!
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Cricket! It's me. Your dad!
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[Cricket groans]
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What's poppin', Tommy T?
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It's important that
you speak their language
to get through to them.
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Oh, uh... Yo there
my, uh, homie.
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I'm just jazzed because
I learned a rad new cuss word.
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Whoa! Slow down, T!
You high-key wildin'!
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There are zero reasons
to ever cuss.
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[scoffs] I can think
of a couple reasons.
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One, it's fun! And two,
it's hilarious!
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There's been two reasons
all this time?
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-Keys!
-Oh, uh, right, right.
No cussing.
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Even if it's in the lyrics
of your favorite song.
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[chuckles] What're you doing?
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Well, they need to know
the words in order
to avoid using them.
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- I... I don't think...
- Remember, kids.
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Don't repeat the words!
Even when Lil Cuss
is spitting mad bars!
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[singer]
♪ My momma, she told me
can't cuss. Blort! ♪
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♪ Don't even know
who to trust. Cret! ♪
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♪ Tip of my tongue
ever since I was young ♪
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♪ I fubbo my dornk on a cuft ♪
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Wow, I've never even heard
most of these words!
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What? Surely
you've heard of swip?
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- Or what about cret?
- Shh!
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[kids]
Swip! Cret! Cuft!
Swip! Cret! Cuft!
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Oh! It's too late.
Time to go... Full Dad.
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[grunting]
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That's it.
[speaker smashes]
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This behavior ain't gonna
fly here anymore.
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No more cussing.
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And if you do,
you'll be in big, big trouble.
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- Ah...?
- [Bill grunts menacingly]
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Ah...
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[sighs] Now, everyone
come grab a sticker!
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Mr. Green.
You fix the kids yet?
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I dunno. Did I?
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[all make noises of agreement]
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Great! Just in time
for the concert!
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Let's go, kids.
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- Ahh.
- Woo! Another win
for the CUSS program!
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Up top! Yeah!
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Wow, Community Sue went
all out. Y'all seeing this?
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Ha. Yeah.
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Heard you had a bit
of a language issue
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with Cricket today.
Which one was it?
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The B one.
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Ha! I mean, uh, how'd it go?
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He was stubborn.
But once I went Full Dad,
he gave up pretty easy.
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Maybe too easy.
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Ma, gimme your binoculars.
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Oh sure. It's not like
I wanted to be able
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to see my grandchildren
perform, or anything.
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Time for vocal warm-ups.
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♪ Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-DOOO! ♪
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Gee, Cricket, I've never seen
your dad that angry before.
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Sure scared me out of swearing.
What about you.
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He thinks he can control me?
I still plan on cussing.
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But your father hath forbade it!
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And also you told him
you wouldn't cuss anymore.
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It was a ruse!
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At the end of our song,
when we sing,
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"The community
center is the best,"
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instead of "best"...
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"I'm gonna say blort."
[gasping]
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The boy's gone rogue!
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[tapping]
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Please don't embarrass me.
[deep inhale]
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♪ There's a place
where kids can be free ♪
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♪ C-O-M-M-U-N-I-T ♪
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Whoa! Ya! What the heck, Dad?
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Save it. I know
what you're planning,
and you're in big trouble.
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Oh yeah? Well, I can't be
in trouble if you can't...
catch me! [laughing]
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Hey! You wore
two pairs of overalls?
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[growling]
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OK, spooky interlude.
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Candles, everyone!
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♪ There's a place
where kids can be free ♪
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♪ C-O-M-M-U-N-I-T ♪
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[suspenseful music]
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Ohh. Eh.
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[squelching]
Huh?
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[dramatic music]
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Aah! Whoa!
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Bet you didn't wear three pairs
of overalls today, did you?
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I tried, but it made
my butt look chunky.
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Good. Then how about it, boy?
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- Ready to give up yet?
- Fine.
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You got me this time.
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But you're not always gonna
be around to police me.
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And the second you're not,
I'm gonna say whatever I want.
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You're right, Cricket.
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I am?
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Yup. I can't control
what comes out of your mouth
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any more than
I can control the wind.
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I can control the wind!
Watch. [blowing]
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What I'm trying
to say is that, well...
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You're your own person.
And it's time you made
your own decisions.
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So, from now on, you can say
whatever you want.
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I won't stop you.
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Wow. Really?
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I hereby give you full
permission to cuss.
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You just gotta decide
if that's the kind of person
you wanna be.
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Good luck with the rest
of the show, son.
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Hm. Oh, well!
Time to drop the B-bomb.
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Big finish, everyone!
Here we go!
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♪ There's a place
where kids can be free ♪
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♪ C-O-M-M-U-N-I-T ♪
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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
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[kids exclaiming]
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♪ Community center is the... ♪
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Uh...
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Um...
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♪ Is the... ♪
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♪ Best... ♪
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♪ It is the best! ♪
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[applause]
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[gasping]
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That's all, folks.
Thanks for coming out! Huh?
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Mom! Dad! You came!
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Of course!
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We love you!
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Ahh!
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- Nice work, Alice.
- [Gramma grunts]
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- [Cricket] Mom! Dad!
- [Tilly] Mama! Papa!
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Hey kids, great concert!
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Yeah, incredible singing.
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Thank you.
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I especially liked
your performance, son.
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Very restrained.
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Heh. Thanks, Dad.
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I thought about cussing.
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But eventually I realized
I didn't wanna be the jerk
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that ruined everyone's day.
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Aw. That's all
I could ever ask.
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Alright, gang. Show's over.
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Let's get the blort outta here.
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[all giggle]