1 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:16,625 ♪ One, two, One-two-three-four ♪ 2 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:36,166 All right. From the top! 3 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:39,387 ♪ There's a place where kids can be free ♪ 4 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:42,738 ♪ C-O-M-M-U-N-I-T ♪ 5 00:00:42,781 --> 00:00:45,784 ♪ Y settle for anything less? ♪ 6 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:49,179 ♪ Community center is the best ♪ 7 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:52,574 ♪ The best! ♪ 8 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:54,924 Whoo! That's what I'm talking about! 9 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:56,708 Tilly! Great work! 10 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:59,233 Thank you, Community Sue. But I won't be satisfied 11 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:01,626 until I can sing a note so high, 12 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,889 it can only be heard by the acute ears 13 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:05,413 of a cute critter. 14 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:07,023 I like the initiative! 15 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:10,113 Anyways, it's break time. But hurry back! 16 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:13,508 We need way more practice before the concert tonight. 17 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:14,987 Hi Cricket. Have you seen Gramma? 18 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:17,120 She always has a lozenge or two on her, 19 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:19,905 and I need to keep my voice in tip-top condition. 20 00:01:19,949 --> 00:01:22,169 Oh, yeah, she's over there being forced to help. 21 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:24,910 Dang chair won't open! 22 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:27,609 This is all a bunch of blort! 23 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:30,133 How long have you two been standing there? 24 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:32,135 Long enough to hear everything you just said. 25 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:35,007 Well, how could I have said anything if I'm not here? 26 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:37,140 What're you? 27 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:39,403 Blort. What a funny word. 28 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:41,492 Oh! How rude! 29 00:01:41,536 --> 00:01:45,148 That was weird. Tilly, you're old and wise. What's it mean? 30 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:47,237 I believe it's what's known as a cuss word. 31 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:49,979 A cuss!? 32 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:52,547 Yes. Which is why we'd best erase the word from our memory. 33 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:55,463 Memory wipe initiating. Ahh. 34 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:57,508 I think not, dear sister. 35 00:01:57,552 --> 00:02:00,555 I've spent all my formative years trying to figure out the cusses. 36 00:02:00,598 --> 00:02:03,166 And now I finally know one! 37 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:04,559 Know one what? 38 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:07,039 Back to your positions, people! 39 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:09,999 - Oh, hi Cricket... - Blort! 40 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:12,132 Cricket! That's a bad word! 41 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:14,917 I know. Isn't it hilarious? Give it a try! 42 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,920 Uh, I can't. I have a wire! 43 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,464 - Wha... Cricket, what're you... - Not anymore you don't! 44 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:23,360 Master Remy! Nooo! 45 00:02:23,404 --> 00:02:24,492 C'mon, say it! 46 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:28,191 Blort. Blort! 47 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:29,758 - Blort! - Blort! 48 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:32,021 Blort, blort, blort, blort, blort... 49 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:35,155 Green! Remington! What's so funny? 50 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:39,376 We were just talking about how the gym smells like... blort! 51 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:43,206 One, it does not! 52 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:47,558 And two, you can't say that! That's a cuss word! 53 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:50,605 What the blort's wrong with cussing? It's blorting fun! 54 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:52,433 C'mon, y'all! Give it a try. 55 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:55,871 - Blort! - Blort? 56 00:02:55,914 --> 00:02:58,352 - Blort-blort. - Blort, blort, blort... 57 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:01,703 Green! My office, now! 58 00:03:01,746 --> 00:03:04,793 What do you have to say for yourself? 59 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:06,316 - Blort. - Ohh. 60 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,057 What happened? What'd he do? 61 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,450 How much property damage? 62 00:03:09,493 --> 00:03:12,975 Mr. Green. Your son thought it would be funny 63 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:16,979 to say... Blort. 64 00:03:17,022 --> 00:03:20,809 Ohh. No, keep it together, Bill! You knew this day would come. 65 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:23,638 He single-handedly started an epidemic. 66 00:03:23,681 --> 00:03:27,250 Thanks to him, I have a choir of potty-mouths. 67 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:31,602 All except Tilly. That little girl... is an angel! 68 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:34,083 ♪ The best! ♪ 69 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:35,389 Aww. 70 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:37,347 Cricket? What were you thinking? 71 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:39,456 Well, Gramma said it, and no one's getting mad at her. 72 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,570 Fine. If you won't stop swearing, then you leave me no choice. 73 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:47,139 Cricket Ernest Green, I hereby forbid thee from cursing ever again. 74 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:49,664 What?! You can't decide what comes out of my mouth. 75 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:51,361 Only what goes in. 76 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:53,929 I am gonna curse if I so choose. 77 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:55,409 And Imma so choose. 78 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:57,889 Blort! Blort-blort-blort! 79 00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:01,371 Blort! A-blorty-blort blort. And a-blort, blort, blorty-blort blo... 80 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:03,765 Oh, man, this is bad. 81 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:06,289 My parents are coming to tonight's concert! 82 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,248 I can't let them down. 83 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:10,728 Not to worry, Sue. I'll clean up the kids' language, 84 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:12,295 whether they like it or not. 85 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:16,038 Alright, gang, here's the deal. 86 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:20,912 You may not know this, but bad language is bad. 87 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:25,003 It's rude and disrespectful, so just don't do it. 88 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:28,137 You might be able to tell me what to do, 89 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:30,270 but you're not the dad of everybody! 90 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:32,184 Blort! Blort! Blort! 91 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:33,945 My inspirational speech has only made 'em stronger! 92 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:35,710 How am I supposed to get through to them? 93 00:04:35,753 --> 00:04:37,102 Excuse me, sir! 94 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,627 You left your sweat all over this treadmill. 95 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:40,976 Please clean it up. 96 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:43,326 Or I'll be forced to take action. 97 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,154 Perfect. 98 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:48,940 Ooh. The acoustics in this squash court are ideal 99 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:52,553 to test how high I can sing! 100 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:55,382 In order for my solo to be enjoyed by the animal kingdom, 101 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:57,775 I'll need your honest critique, Bradley. 102 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,342 Now, let's begin. 103 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:04,216 The be... 104 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:09,047 Huh. Well, how was that? 105 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:12,050 Thanks for being honest. 106 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:15,750 Good afternoon everyone! I'm Officer Keys. 107 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:18,970 And I'm here to lead you through the police department's program 108 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:23,192 for at-risk mouths, called "Can't U Speak Sweetly?" 109 00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:25,194 A.K.A. "Cuss." 110 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:29,067 And here to assist me is my good friend Tommy the Tongue! 111 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:31,461 Hey, kids! 112 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:33,811 Cricket! It's me. Your dad! 113 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:37,380 What's poppin', Tommy T? 114 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:41,166 It's important that you speak their language to get through to them. 115 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:44,735 Oh, uh... Yo there my, uh, homie. 116 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:48,957 I'm just jazzed because I learned a rad new cuss word. 117 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,482 Whoa! Slow down, T! You high-key wildin'! 118 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:55,311 There are zero reasons to ever cuss. 119 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,139 I can think of a couple reasons. 120 00:05:57,182 --> 00:06:00,447 One, it's fun! And two, it's hilarious! 121 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:03,145 There's been two reasons all this time? 122 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:05,452 -Keys! -Oh, uh, right, right. No cussing. 123 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:08,106 Even if it's in the lyrics of your favorite song. 124 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:10,282 What're you doing? 125 00:06:10,326 --> 00:06:13,460 Well, they need to know the words in order to avoid using them. 126 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,679 - I... I don't think... - Remember, kids. 127 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:20,423 Don't repeat the words! Even when Lil Cuss is spitting mad bars! 128 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,860 ♪ My momma, she told me can't cuss. Blort! ♪ 129 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:24,819 ♪ Don't even know who to trust. Cret! ♪ 130 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:26,647 ♪ Tip of my tongue ever since I was young ♪ 131 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:28,170 ♪ I fubbo my dornk on a cuft ♪ 132 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:30,651 Wow, I've never even heard most of these words! 133 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:32,914 What? Surely you've heard of swip? 134 00:06:32,957 --> 00:06:34,959 - Or what about cret? - Shh! 135 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:37,614 Swip! Cret! Cuft! Swip! Cret! Cuft! 136 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:41,357 Oh! It's too late. Time to go... Full Dad. 137 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:45,666 That's it. 138 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:49,017 This behavior ain't gonna fly here anymore. 139 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,714 No more cussing. 140 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:54,979 And if you do, you'll be in big, big trouble. 141 00:06:55,023 --> 00:06:56,720 -Ah...? 142 00:06:56,764 --> 00:06:58,156 Ah... 143 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,855 Now, everyone come grab a sticker! 144 00:07:00,898 --> 00:07:03,118 Mr. Green. You fix the kids yet? 145 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:05,163 I dunno. Did I? 146 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:09,037 Great! Just in time for the concert! 147 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,647 Let's go, kids. 148 00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:14,390 - Ahh. - Woo! Another win for the CUSS program! 149 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,567 Up top! Yeah! 150 00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:21,092 Wow, Community Sue went all out. Y'all seeing this? 151 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:22,485 Ha. Yeah. 152 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:23,941 Heard you had a bit of a language issue 153 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:25,488 with Cricket today. Which one was it? 154 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:26,576 The B one. 155 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:29,013 Ha! I mean, uh, how'd it go? 156 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:33,148 He was stubborn. But once I went Full Dad, he gave up pretty easy. 157 00:07:33,191 --> 00:07:34,410 Maybe too easy. 158 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,194 Ma, gimme your binoculars. 159 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:38,370 Oh sure. It's not like I wanted to be able 160 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:41,025 to see my grandchildren perform, or anything. 161 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:43,419 Time for vocal warm-ups. 162 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,726 ♪ Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-DOOO! ♪ 163 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:48,206 Gee, Cricket, I've never seen your dad that angry before. 164 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,905 Sure scared me out of swearing. What about you. 165 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:54,169 He thinks he can control me? I still plan on cussing. 166 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:56,388 But your father hath forbade it! 167 00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:58,149 And also you told him you wouldn't cuss anymore. 168 00:07:58,173 --> 00:07:59,696 It was a ruse! 169 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,180 At the end of our song, when we sing, 170 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:03,700 "The community center is the best," 171 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:05,180 instead of "best"... 172 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:07,922 "I'm gonna say blort." 173 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,184 The boy's gone rogue! 174 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:12,622 Please don't embarrass me. 175 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:15,756 ♪ There's a place where kids can be free ♪ 176 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:18,193 ♪ C-O-M-M-U-N-I-T ♪ 177 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:20,195 Whoa! Ya! What the heck, Dad? 178 00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:23,372 Save it. I know what you're planning, and you're in big trouble. 179 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:27,245 Oh yeah? Well, I can't be in trouble if you can't... catch me! 180 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:30,074 Hey! You wore two pairs of overalls? 181 00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:32,468 OK, spooky interlude. 182 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,122 Candles, everyone! 183 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:38,387 ♪ There's a place where kids can be free ♪ 184 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:43,523 ♪ C-O-M-M-U-N-I-T ♪ 185 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:48,310 Ohh. Eh. 186 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:51,792 Huh? 187 00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:54,795 Aah! Whoa! 188 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:57,121 Bet you didn't wear three pairs of overalls today, did you? 189 00:08:57,145 --> 00:09:00,017 I tried, but it made my butt look chunky. 190 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,802 Good. Then how about it, boy? 191 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:03,499 - Ready to give up yet? - Fine. 192 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,153 You got me this time. 193 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:07,131 But you're not always gonna be around to police me. 194 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:11,028 And the second you're not, I'm gonna say whatever I want. 195 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:12,377 You're right, Cricket. 196 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,205 I am? 197 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,922 Yup. I can't control what comes out of your mouth 198 00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:17,687 any more than I can control the wind. 199 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:20,560 I can control the wind! Watch. 200 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:22,823 What I'm trying to say is that, well... 201 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:25,366 You're your own person. And it's time you made your own decisions. 202 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:27,958 So, from now on, you can say whatever you want. 203 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:28,959 I won't stop you. 204 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,439 Wow. Really? 205 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:32,615 I hereby give you full permission to cuss. 206 00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:35,792 You just gotta decide if that's the kind of person you wanna be. 207 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:38,186 Good luck with the rest of the show, son. 208 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:42,930 Hm. Oh, well! Time to drop the B-bomb. 209 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:46,934 Big finish, everyone! Here we go! 210 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:49,501 ♪ There's a place where kids can be free ♪ 211 00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:52,113 ♪ C-O-M-M-U-N-I-T ♪ 212 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,636 Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! 213 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:59,250 ♪ Community center is the... ♪ 214 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:00,948 Uh... 215 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:02,079 Um... 216 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:04,168 ♪ Is the... ♪ 217 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:06,518 ♪ Best... ♪ 218 00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:10,174 ♪ It is the best! ♪ 219 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:30,760 That's all, folks. Thanks for coming out! Huh? 220 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:33,937 Mom! Dad! You came! 221 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,112 Of course! 222 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,505 We love you! 223 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,289 Ahh! 224 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,074 -Nice work, Alice. 225 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,075 Mom! Dad! Mama! Papa! 226 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,990 Hey kids, great concert! 227 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,295 Yeah, incredible singing. 228 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,906 Thank you. 229 00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,734 I especially liked your performance, son. 230 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,170 Very restrained. 231 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,127 Heh. Thanks, Dad. 232 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:51,955 I thought about cussing. 233 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:54,020 But eventually I realized I didn't wanna be the jerk 234 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:55,524 that ruined everyone's day. 235 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,700 Aw. That's all I could ever ask. 236 00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,397 Alright, gang. Show's over. 237 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,008 Let's get the blort outta here.