1 00:00:00,804 --> 00:00:02,153 [Corbyn] If you don't make room 2 00:00:02,197 --> 00:00:05,243 for my soup, I am going to scream! 3 00:00:05,287 --> 00:00:07,550 [Jayme] Corbyn, we all have soup on this table, 4 00:00:07,594 --> 00:00:08,943 there's just no room. 5 00:00:08,986 --> 00:00:10,553 [Corbyn] Ahh! My soup! 6 00:00:10,597 --> 00:00:12,686 - Ahhhh! - Corbyn! Grr! 7 00:00:12,729 --> 00:00:14,992 [Announcer] You're watching Snug Lil' Room! 8 00:00:15,036 --> 00:00:17,212 - What is this?! - Alice! Oh. 9 00:00:17,255 --> 00:00:19,780 - Well, uh... it's... - [Announcer] Three dozen young adults 10 00:00:19,823 --> 00:00:22,826 trapped in one extremely cramped bachelor apartment! 11 00:00:22,870 --> 00:00:26,569 It's a trashy reality show. I-like-it-don't-judge-me. 12 00:00:26,613 --> 00:00:28,440 So what, it's like a soap opera? 13 00:00:28,484 --> 00:00:31,182 No. It's real. Maybe. 14 00:00:31,226 --> 00:00:32,923 Count me in. Scootch. 15 00:00:32,967 --> 00:00:35,839 - Gladly! - What on earth are y'all watchin'? 16 00:00:35,883 --> 00:00:38,581 Some show where everyone's up in each others biz-nizz! 17 00:00:38,625 --> 00:00:42,063 [sobs] If Marco bumps into me like one more time... 18 00:00:42,106 --> 00:00:44,979 - Oops. - [screams] Eat it! 19 00:00:45,022 --> 00:00:47,677 It mostly shows that people go crazy 20 00:00:47,721 --> 00:00:49,046 when they don't have their own space. 21 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:50,637 I dunno, Gloria. 22 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,005 Cricket and I have been sharing a room 23 00:00:52,029 --> 00:00:53,422 since we were little babies. 24 00:00:53,465 --> 00:00:55,032 - And we're doin' good. - Yah! 25 00:00:55,076 --> 00:00:57,208 Tilly's easy! She's like a house plant. 26 00:00:57,252 --> 00:00:58,949 And everyone loves livin' with Cricket. 27 00:00:58,993 --> 00:01:01,822 He's great! Anyways, goodbye. 28 00:01:01,865 --> 00:01:05,086 I'm gonna go in the yard and try to ride that goat! 29 00:01:05,129 --> 00:01:08,742 And I am going to entertain myself quietly in our bedroom. 30 00:01:08,785 --> 00:01:10,352 See? A houseplant. 31 00:01:10,395 --> 00:01:12,702 Now let's get a goat! 32 00:01:13,703 --> 00:01:15,662 What a ridiculous notion. 33 00:01:15,705 --> 00:01:18,055 To think that Cricket and I, brother and sister, 34 00:01:18,099 --> 00:01:19,970 would ever butt heads! 35 00:01:20,014 --> 00:01:23,060 Clearly our relationship is as solid and sound 36 00:01:23,104 --> 00:01:24,671 as this house of cards. 37 00:01:25,933 --> 00:01:26,934 Hmm... 38 00:01:28,979 --> 00:01:31,329 Cricket's dang secret entrance. 39 00:01:31,373 --> 00:01:33,941 - [Cricket laughing] - [Goat bleats angrily.] 40 00:01:33,984 --> 00:01:35,986 Ohh! Aw. 41 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:39,337 So this is why it's always so drafty in our room. 42 00:01:39,381 --> 00:01:41,122 Hum?! What was that, Saxon? 43 00:01:42,471 --> 00:01:44,081 Well, I could do that. 44 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:46,083 Sharing a room should be about considering 45 00:01:46,127 --> 00:01:47,824 each others needs after all. 46 00:01:47,868 --> 00:01:51,045 And I need it to be less drafty in here. 47 00:01:51,088 --> 00:01:53,351 [Jayme] Melanie, if you don't get out of my chair, 48 00:01:53,395 --> 00:01:55,658 I'll peel you like a grape! 49 00:01:55,702 --> 00:01:59,314 You always say that, but you never have the... 50 00:01:59,357 --> 00:02:01,098 Ah crud, my brain broke! 51 00:02:01,142 --> 00:02:02,665 No, the cables out. 52 00:02:02,709 --> 00:02:03,971 -Bill? 53 00:02:04,014 --> 00:02:07,017 - Bill! - [both] Bill! 54 00:02:07,061 --> 00:02:10,368 Hey, you two. I think the wind knocked out your cable connection. 55 00:02:10,412 --> 00:02:12,980 Fix it or else I'll peel you like a grape! 56 00:02:13,023 --> 00:02:16,070 - But... I'm your son! - [laughs] 57 00:02:16,113 --> 00:02:17,941 Well, I'm glad I can still make you laugh. 58 00:02:17,985 --> 00:02:20,117 OK. I'll be outside fixin' the cable. 59 00:02:20,161 --> 00:02:22,511 Heheh... Now what? 60 00:02:22,554 --> 00:02:25,122 There. Stable and harmonious. 61 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:26,950 - [bang] - [Cricket] Aw! 62 00:02:26,994 --> 00:02:31,041 -[bang] -[Cricket moans] Ah, what the heck? 63 00:02:31,085 --> 00:02:34,566 Who ding danged closed up the ding dang, aw! 64 00:02:34,610 --> 00:02:38,092 Tilly! Call the police! Someone boarded up my hole! 65 00:02:38,135 --> 00:02:39,963 I boarded up your hole. 66 00:02:40,007 --> 00:02:42,183 Uh, to help me how?! 67 00:02:42,226 --> 00:02:44,011 Well, I was getting chilly, 68 00:02:44,054 --> 00:02:46,578 and if we are both considerate of each others needs, then... 69 00:02:46,622 --> 00:02:49,233 Tilly, you don't have any needs! Right? 70 00:02:49,277 --> 00:02:51,409 Houseplants are supposed to be easy. 71 00:02:51,453 --> 00:02:54,456 That's you. You're supposed to be easy! 72 00:02:54,499 --> 00:02:57,938 Grr! I am not a houseplant! 73 00:02:57,981 --> 00:02:59,809 And you are selfish! 74 00:02:59,853 --> 00:03:02,986 Hah? Ha-bah? Wha? Heh? Hah? 75 00:03:04,422 --> 00:03:06,222 How long has it been since the cable went out? 76 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:07,861 - Five minutes. - Gaaah! 77 00:03:07,904 --> 00:03:09,906 I think I'm going through drama withdrawal! 78 00:03:09,950 --> 00:03:12,039 The pettiness... the politics! 79 00:03:12,082 --> 00:03:13,954 The lying! The screaming! 80 00:03:13,997 --> 00:03:15,912 - The back stabbing! - The back stabbing! 81 00:03:15,956 --> 00:03:17,784 I never knew how badly I needed 82 00:03:17,827 --> 00:03:20,656 to watch idiots stuck in a house fight with each other! 83 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,397 - [Tilly] Well... - [Cricket] Unbelievable! 84 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,027 - Listen to me for once! - OK, I'm up to here with you. 85 00:03:24,051 --> 00:03:26,029 - This is my room too! - You can't just board up... 86 00:03:26,053 --> 00:03:28,011 You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 87 00:03:28,055 --> 00:03:30,492 Tilly was just way out of line. It's my room too, 88 00:03:30,535 --> 00:03:32,929 I should be able to havea secret entrance! 89 00:03:32,973 --> 00:03:34,104 This feels weird. 90 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:36,411 Oh, no. Just keep monologuing to us. 91 00:03:36,454 --> 00:03:39,109 You were talkin' about how upset Tilly made you? 92 00:03:39,153 --> 00:03:42,417 Right! So. Tilly thinksshe can mess with my stuff, 93 00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:44,462 then I can mess with hers, too. 94 00:03:44,506 --> 00:03:47,161 Today has been a bit of a wake-up call for Tilly. 95 00:03:47,204 --> 00:03:50,077 After all, our bedroom belongsto both Cricket and me. 96 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:53,863 So I should have a sayin whether or not we shouldhave a hole in the wall. 97 00:03:53,907 --> 00:03:56,648 I feel my only optionis to retaliate. 98 00:03:56,692 --> 00:03:59,521 Ooh-hoo-hoo! A juicy conflict. 99 00:03:59,564 --> 00:04:02,916 Oh, wait. Do your Gramma duties require you to do anything about this? 100 00:04:02,959 --> 00:04:05,919 It'll build Character if they figure it out on their own. 101 00:04:05,962 --> 00:04:08,312 Then retaliate away! 102 00:04:08,356 --> 00:04:10,793 Now, if you'll excuse us, we're gonna go make popcorn. 103 00:04:10,837 --> 00:04:11,838 [laughing] 104 00:04:13,143 --> 00:04:15,189 Hey! What do you think you're doing? 105 00:04:15,232 --> 00:04:17,800 Well, since you boarded up my secret entrance, 106 00:04:17,844 --> 00:04:21,717 I figured the new rule is each of us can do whatever we want. 107 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:25,329 So I'mma use your fancy schmancy mirror. Mwah! Mwah! 108 00:04:25,373 --> 00:04:27,941 In that case, I think I'd like to have Phoenix 109 00:04:27,984 --> 00:04:29,943 sleep by me for a change! 110 00:04:29,986 --> 00:04:33,076 Okay, that's pushing it! Phoenix always sleeps by me! 111 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,122 She's my dog too, Cricket. 112 00:04:35,165 --> 00:04:37,080 You know I'm starting to think Gloria was right. 113 00:04:37,124 --> 00:04:40,127 Maybe this tiny room ain't big enough for the both of us. 114 00:04:40,170 --> 00:04:43,130 - Whatchu tryin' ta say? - What I'm tryin' ta say is, 115 00:04:43,173 --> 00:04:45,523 there is only one way to solve this. 116 00:04:45,567 --> 00:04:48,788 - What do you think we missed? - What in blue blazes? 117 00:04:50,006 --> 00:04:52,487 - [Cricket groans] - [both groaning] 118 00:04:52,530 --> 00:04:56,186 - You stay outta my half! - And you stay out of mine! Hum! 119 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:58,101 Oh, my gosh! 120 00:04:58,145 --> 00:05:00,843 You guys literally split your room in two! 121 00:05:00,887 --> 00:05:02,845 Wait, why didn't you divide it in half? 122 00:05:02,889 --> 00:05:04,020 - We did. - We did. 123 00:05:04,064 --> 00:05:05,979 No, no, like a line down the center. 124 00:05:06,022 --> 00:05:07,110 Left and right sides? 125 00:05:07,154 --> 00:05:08,590 Gloria, that's ridiculous. 126 00:05:08,633 --> 00:05:10,200 Left and right change all the time. 127 00:05:10,244 --> 00:05:12,028 This is left, this is right. 128 00:05:12,072 --> 00:05:13,682 Now that's left and that's right. 129 00:05:13,725 --> 00:05:15,989 And now this is left, and that's right! 130 00:05:16,032 --> 00:05:17,033 See? No good. 131 00:05:17,077 --> 00:05:19,166 But up and down are always true. 132 00:05:19,209 --> 00:05:21,168 That's crazy. Am I right, Alice? 133 00:05:21,211 --> 00:05:23,953 Good work, kids. Makes perfect sense. 134 00:05:23,997 --> 00:05:25,128 Ugh, never mind. 135 00:05:25,172 --> 00:05:27,130 I obviously got the better end of the deal, 136 00:05:27,174 --> 00:05:28,697 what with the floor and all. 137 00:05:28,740 --> 00:05:30,655 I disagree because I can do this. 138 00:05:32,005 --> 00:05:33,484 Whee! Ah. 139 00:05:33,528 --> 00:05:35,791 See? Sky dwellers rule. 140 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,619 What?! That's so cool! 141 00:05:37,662 --> 00:05:39,273 [coughs] I mean, lame! 142 00:05:39,316 --> 00:05:40,883 Hey, Tilly, watch this. 143 00:05:40,927 --> 00:05:43,799 It's in your room, now it's not! 144 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:44,994 It's in your room, now it's not! Ha-ha! 145 00:05:45,018 --> 00:05:46,802 Really?! Your shoe? 146 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,456 - [groans] - I'm team Cricket. 147 00:05:48,499 --> 00:05:50,197 - He's funny! - I'm team Tilly. 148 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,589 She's savage. 149 00:05:51,633 --> 00:05:53,940 Well, at least you're out of ammo. Aw! 150 00:05:53,983 --> 00:05:55,637 A third shoe?! 151 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,248 Ha-ha! Well, this is fun. But I need a juice break. 152 00:05:59,771 --> 00:06:01,686 Ahh! Aww. 153 00:06:01,730 --> 00:06:03,427 Oh! Whoopsie! 154 00:06:03,471 --> 00:06:06,039 Did I leave my ba-na-na in the hallway? 155 00:06:06,082 --> 00:06:08,780 Oh, whoopsie. Did I leave my lasso 156 00:06:08,824 --> 00:06:10,130 - around your ankle? - Whoa! 157 00:06:10,173 --> 00:06:12,741 How is a Tilly supposed to use the hallway 158 00:06:12,784 --> 00:06:14,482 with banana peels lying around? 159 00:06:14,525 --> 00:06:17,093 [spits] And how is a Cricket supposed to walk 160 00:06:17,137 --> 00:06:19,443 with lassos lying around? 161 00:06:19,487 --> 00:06:23,143 Looks like our problem is still unresolved! 162 00:06:23,186 --> 00:06:24,666 - Hmmm! - Hmmm! 163 00:06:24,709 --> 00:06:25,928 - Hmmm? - Hmmm? 164 00:06:25,972 --> 00:06:29,845 - We split the house! - We split the house. 165 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,412 Kitchen? Split. 166 00:06:31,455 --> 00:06:34,328 I control the liquid juice. 167 00:06:34,371 --> 00:06:39,028 I actually prefer frozen juice concentrate. 168 00:06:39,072 --> 00:06:40,943 Livingroom. Split! 169 00:06:40,987 --> 00:06:42,902 [groans, groans] 170 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:44,816 [whispering] That's so cool! 171 00:06:46,122 --> 00:06:48,777 Agh! Are you jealous of my grabbing forks? 172 00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:50,561 Are you jealous of my TV? 173 00:06:51,998 --> 00:06:53,521 Wait, what happened to the cable? 174 00:06:53,564 --> 00:06:56,263 Bathroom! Yah! Split! 175 00:06:56,306 --> 00:06:58,961 Just close the door. I can figure this out. 176 00:06:59,005 --> 00:07:00,615 [whistles] 177 00:07:00,658 --> 00:07:03,357 Gramma and Gloria? Split. 178 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,228 I get their heads and faces. 179 00:07:05,272 --> 00:07:06,969 Have fun with butts, Cricket. 180 00:07:07,013 --> 00:07:08,971 Pfft! Joke's on Tilly! 181 00:07:09,015 --> 00:07:10,799 I'll talk to butts! I love it! 182 00:07:10,842 --> 00:07:14,020 Ugh. Anyways, how are you two doing today? 183 00:07:15,238 --> 00:07:16,500 OK, this stinks. 184 00:07:16,544 --> 00:07:18,589 I'mma do something about this. Hup! 185 00:07:20,026 --> 00:07:22,506 - [thunder] - [Bill] Ooh, that doesn't sound good. 186 00:07:22,550 --> 00:07:24,944 [Cricket] Gaaaah... Oof! Ugh... 187 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:27,294 Ha-ha! I got my secret exit back! 188 00:07:27,337 --> 00:07:29,383 How you likin' that breeze, Tilly? 189 00:07:29,426 --> 00:07:31,080 Hmph. Two can play these games. 190 00:07:31,124 --> 00:07:33,343 [groans, groans] 191 00:07:33,387 --> 00:07:35,563 Oh man, I thought the two of you went to bed. 192 00:07:35,606 --> 00:07:37,434 I'm gonna put on some coffee! BRB! 193 00:07:37,478 --> 00:07:40,002 Uh! Cricket... Uh. Looks like I... 194 00:07:40,046 --> 00:07:43,049 Uh! Have a secret exit too. Ha! 195 00:07:44,093 --> 00:07:46,008 Oh, look. Rain. 196 00:07:46,052 --> 00:07:47,140 Delicious. 197 00:07:47,183 --> 00:07:50,012 Hey, what's goin on... haa... Aahh? 198 00:07:50,056 --> 00:07:52,188 What are y'all doin' to my house?! 199 00:07:52,232 --> 00:07:55,496 I must admit, I think we letthings get out of hand. 200 00:07:55,539 --> 00:07:57,933 We'll have to stop exploitingthe the kids for fun. 201 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,935 - And intervene. - What?! 202 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,154 But we can't stop here! 203 00:08:01,197 --> 00:08:03,243 I need... the drama. 204 00:08:03,286 --> 00:08:06,028 Well, it has to end soon before my house falls apart. 205 00:08:06,072 --> 00:08:09,162 Don't these show have like a big finale or something? 206 00:08:09,205 --> 00:08:11,033 Yes, they do. 207 00:08:15,211 --> 00:08:20,086 [coughs] Standing before me tonight are two strong contestants. 208 00:08:20,129 --> 00:08:22,697 Cricket, you are selfish and irresponsible. 209 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:25,047 And it's nice to see you get put in your place for once. 210 00:08:25,091 --> 00:08:29,008 I mean, it's true. But I don't. Take. Criticism. 211 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:32,968 Tilly, you grew out of your nice shell for the sake of justice. 212 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:36,885 I respect that. But I'm 99% sure you ate all of my cherry lip balm. 213 00:08:38,539 --> 00:08:42,064 It's clear that the two of you can no longer share a space. 214 00:08:42,108 --> 00:08:44,632 So whoever receive this rose may stay. 215 00:08:44,675 --> 00:08:50,072 The other... must... pack your bags and leave! 216 00:08:50,116 --> 00:08:51,900 - Wait... Leave?! - Wait... Leave?! 217 00:08:51,943 --> 00:08:55,512 Yes. Leave. Move out. Scram! 218 00:08:55,556 --> 00:08:57,949 No, hold on. I don't want Tilly to move out! 219 00:08:57,993 --> 00:09:00,126 And I don't want Cricket to move out either! 220 00:09:00,169 --> 00:09:03,085 - Aww, ya mean it, Tilly? - I mean it, brother. 221 00:09:03,129 --> 00:09:06,262 Well, too bad! That's not how reality TV works! 222 00:09:06,306 --> 00:09:08,612 One of you has to leave the island! 223 00:09:08,656 --> 00:09:10,484 One of you has to go! 224 00:09:10,527 --> 00:09:13,661 And that person... is... 225 00:09:13,704 --> 00:09:16,664 - [inhales] - Now hold on one second. 226 00:09:16,707 --> 00:09:20,059 - Ahh! - What is this? 227 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:22,104 Whoever gets kicked out of their room 228 00:09:22,148 --> 00:09:25,455 must live in the basement with Gloria. 229 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:26,456 What?! 230 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,242 [sobs] Betrayal. 231 00:09:29,285 --> 00:09:30,895 So go ahead, Gloria. 232 00:09:30,939 --> 00:09:32,245 Choose who has to go. 233 00:09:32,288 --> 00:09:34,508 I didn't know we'd get to live with Gloria! 234 00:09:34,551 --> 00:09:36,466 Let's both live with Gloria! 235 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:38,425 - Gloria! Gloria! - Nooo! 236 00:09:38,468 --> 00:09:42,081 Ugh! Die! Die! Die! Die, die, die! Die! 237 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:44,431 It's suddenly occurred to me that it's wrong 238 00:09:44,474 --> 00:09:47,086 to view real people's suffering as entertainment. 239 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:49,044 You guys can keep sharing your room. 240 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,438 And therefore not sleeping anywhere near me. 241 00:09:51,481 --> 00:09:53,092 - All right! - Whoo-hoo! 242 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:55,094 I'm sorry for calling you a house plant, Tilly. 243 00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:57,487 We can keep my secret exit closed if you want. 244 00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:59,924 Well, how about this, you can keep the secret exit, 245 00:09:59,968 --> 00:10:03,014 and I can hang up some wind chimes to enjoy the breeze! 246 00:10:03,058 --> 00:10:04,755 [loud noise] 247 00:10:04,799 --> 00:10:06,322 Guh! Well, I don't love it, 248 00:10:06,366 --> 00:10:08,498 but... it's a fair deal. 249 00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:10,935 Hey, guys! I finally fixed the cable. 250 00:10:10,979 --> 00:10:12,348 So you can go back to watching that show. 251 00:10:12,372 --> 00:10:14,156 - It's back! - Get outta my way! 252 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,550 Wait, is it wrong to watch reality TV 253 00:10:16,593 --> 00:10:18,160 now that we know the harm it can cause? 254 00:10:18,204 --> 00:10:20,249 We don't know the people on TV, 255 00:10:20,293 --> 00:10:21,598 so it doesn't count! 256 00:10:21,642 --> 00:10:23,818 [cheer and laugh] 257 00:10:23,861 --> 00:10:27,038 Aw, they must've been real bored. Hm...? 258 00:10:27,082 --> 00:10:29,171 What on earth happened here?! 259 00:10:29,215 --> 00:10:30,651 Good TV! 260 00:10:31,956 --> 00:10:35,351 ♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪ 261 00:10:35,395 --> 00:10:39,094 ♪ Lost a bet and Got bit by a hundred flies ♪ 262 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,879 ♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪ 263 00:10:41,923 --> 00:10:45,056 ♪ Hit every branch and Scraped up both my knees ♪ 264 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:48,669 ♪ I got chased by dogs Licked by a frog ♪ 265 00:10:48,712 --> 00:10:50,236 ♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪ 266 00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:52,673 ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 267 00:10:52,716 --> 00:10:54,240 ♪ I got splinters ♪ 268 00:10:54,283 --> 00:10:56,111 ♪ In seven of ten ♪ 269 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,809 ♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪