1 00:00:01,262 --> 00:00:04,526 [theme song plays] 2 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:16,538 ♪ One, two, One-two-three-four ♪ 3 00:00:16,581 --> 00:00:20,368 [vocalizing] 4 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:31,727 [chicken clucks] 5 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,096 - [phone rings] - [chicken clucking] 6 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,383 Get outta here, ya dang chicken! 7 00:00:35,426 --> 00:00:36,775 Hello. Who is it? 8 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:38,647 I told you to quit callin'! 9 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:41,867 There's no way Cricket Green has a girlfriend. 10 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:43,739 Gramma, no! Gimme that. Hello? 11 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:45,306 Cricket! Hey! 12 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:48,657 Well, if it isn't Gabriella Carlita Espinosa, 13 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,398 my girlfriend! 14 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:53,096 It's finally happened. I'm losin' it. 15 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:55,229 Ernest, I'm comin' for ya. 16 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:58,623 - I'm comin' for ya! - So what's up, Gabs? 17 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:00,886 [Gabriella] Well I just got back from Montreal, 18 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:03,063 And I was wondering if you wanted to hang out. 19 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:05,152 Let's do it! Wait... No mushy stuff, right? 20 00:01:05,195 --> 00:01:06,849 No, gross! 21 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:08,653 I just wanted to see the new America Rat movie. 22 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:11,462 ♪ "America Rat! He'll save your babies... ♪ 23 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:13,508 ♪ Without spreading rabies! 24 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:15,379 Ha-ha! Let's go see it tonight! 25 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:17,207 Great! The only thing is... 26 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:19,035 my parents can't take me tonight, 27 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,404 and they won't let me go without a chaperone. 28 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:21,951 Do you know anyone who could take us? 29 00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:23,474 - Hmmm... - [Bill sighs] 30 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:25,302 You're supposed to get rid of anything 31 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:26,869 that doesn't spark joy. 32 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:30,046 But every single one of you guys sparks joy to me! 33 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,743 I know just the guy. 34 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:33,441 See you soon! Hey, Dad! 35 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:35,921 Can you drive me and Gabriella to the movies later? 36 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:38,054 - Who's Gabriella? - She's my girlfriend! 37 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,988 - [stunned efforts] - Yeah, she's real fun and cool 38 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:41,164 and likes doin' pranks with me. 39 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:42,711 Anyway, you wanna chaperone? 40 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:45,409 Me? Of course! I'd be happy to! 41 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:47,237 So, you gonna get her flowers? 42 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:48,238 Have romantic music? 43 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:49,674 Eat gourmet food? 44 00:01:49,718 --> 00:01:51,415 Nah, we're gonna see America Rat! 45 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:54,070 [hisses] America Rat. 46 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,159 But you can see a movie any ol' time. 47 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:59,815 - A first date is supposed to be special. - No, no, no. It's not a date. 48 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:02,252 It's just a boyfriend and a girlfriend seeing a movie! 49 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:04,950 Anyway I gotta go get ready. [slurps] 50 00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:07,170 Holy cow. Cricket's got a date. 51 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:08,519 My son has come to me 52 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,391 to chaperone this special evening. 53 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:12,697 Bill Green, you're gonna give these two 54 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:15,309 the best first date ever! 55 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:16,701 [laughs] 56 00:02:16,745 --> 00:02:18,355 Gabriella! 57 00:02:18,399 --> 00:02:21,358 ♪ Gonna see Gabriella Gonna see Gabriella ♪ 58 00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:22,968 ♪ Gonna see... Uh... 59 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:25,275 Your chariot awaits! 60 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:27,973 Uh... Dad? 61 00:02:28,017 --> 00:02:30,454 What's with all of this? 62 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:33,457 I just want to look nice for your "not date". 63 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:36,112 And I already regret asking you to chaperone. 64 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,201 - Maybe Gramma can... - Oooh, don't worry. 65 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:41,161 I'm just here to drive you from point A to point B 66 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:43,293 and make sure everything is absolutely perfect. 67 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:45,121 [coughing and chocking] 68 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,731 Ah! Dad! What is that? 69 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:49,256 Ooh, just a little cologne and breath spray. 70 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:51,214 Oh... Ohhh! 71 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:52,844 - [hacking and gagging] - Uh, come on son. 72 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:53,956 Let's get in the truck. 73 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,352 Hey, Gabs! This is my... dad. 74 00:02:58,395 --> 00:02:59,701 Try not to make eye contact. 75 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:01,224 Enchanté. 76 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:04,271 I am your chaperone chauffeur. 77 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:06,447 - 'Sup? - [Cricket] Dad, please, never do that again. 78 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:08,013 Would you kids like some music? 79 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:10,233 No, thanks. And you're doing it anyways. 80 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:13,018 - [love song plays] - So which America Rat sequel is your favorite? 81 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:16,108 - What? - Which sequel is your favorite? 82 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:17,849 - What?! - I said... [groans] 83 00:03:19,155 --> 00:03:21,331 Sorry about that. You were sayin'? 84 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,551 Well, if I had to choose, 85 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:25,683 -I'd say... -♪ You and me 86 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:28,643 ♪ Are gonna be 87 00:03:28,686 --> 00:03:32,037 - ♪ An item forever -[groans] 88 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:33,691 [Gabriella] Yeah... so... 89 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:36,259 I really like America Rat 7, Part 2 and a half... 90 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:39,828 -♪ And I love, love -Oh yeah, that's a good one... No! 91 00:03:39,871 --> 00:03:41,917 [Cricket] Well, I'd say my favorite America Rat 92 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,225 is the one where Canada Cat... [shouts] turns Times Circle 93 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:48,097 - into a giant litter box and... - [song continues] 94 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:54,016 [singer vocalizing] 95 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:55,365 [Singer] I love you. 96 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:57,541 So, what do you think this song's about? 97 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,282 Hey, look! There's the movie theater! 98 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:02,111 That's two hours of uninterrupted silence. 99 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:03,982 Uh Dad? You, uh... missed the turn. 100 00:04:04,026 --> 00:04:05,699 Actually, I thought we could grab a bite to eat 101 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:06,985 before the movie starts. 102 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:08,422 Ooh! Can we go to Burger Clown? 103 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:09,771 They've started doing this thing 104 00:04:09,814 --> 00:04:11,947 where they hide the toy inside the burger! 105 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,644 It's supposed to be... disgusting. 106 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:15,255 Yeah, Burger Clown! 107 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:17,138 You heard the lady, so don't you dare saying... 108 00:04:17,169 --> 00:04:20,216 Actually, I already havea great place in mind! [chuckles] 109 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,913 Is your Dad planning something? 110 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,741 Nah, he always makes this weird face 111 00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:25,197 when he's plannin' something really bad. 112 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:26,483 and I haven't seen it yet, 113 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:27,963 so we should be in the clear. 114 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:29,573 We're... here. 115 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:31,923 Ahhh! The face! 116 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:33,316 What are you up to, old man? 117 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,101 Look to the heavens and see for yourself. 118 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:40,149 Tonight, we eat at a spinning restaurant in the sky! 119 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:41,933 Ohhh, no. 120 00:04:41,977 --> 00:04:43,239 - [elevator dings] - [gasps] 121 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,632 What is this place?! 122 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,547 Sweet, mournful music. 123 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:49,637 - Rich people that don't smilewhen they laugh. - [snooty chuckle] 124 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,640 And moody, romantic lighting that leads to... 125 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:54,163 Mmmwah! 126 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:56,252 [moans] 127 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,906 As the restaurant slowly spins, 128 00:04:57,949 --> 00:04:59,864 your table has an excellent view of the city. 129 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:01,755 And if there is any dish you'd like to start with, 130 00:05:01,779 --> 00:05:03,259 I'm happy to place an order. 131 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:07,089 Hm. It's tough to pick from... the quarto form-a-guy, 132 00:05:07,132 --> 00:05:09,178 the crust-ineye with pros-cutto, 133 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:10,788 or the gnocki baloney. 134 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:13,051 You know what, let's just go for the ol' breadsticks 135 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:14,618 with marinara. 136 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:16,185 [strained] Very good, sir. 137 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:18,100 It's for my son's first date. 138 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,754 - Dad! - Hum?! 139 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:22,060 You're right, son. The music is all wrong! 140 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:23,932 You kids sit tight. We'll be right back. 141 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:25,847 [sighs] Aw man, Gabriella, 142 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:28,371 I'm sorry my Dad's bein' all weird and whatnot. 143 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,199 Oh, my gosh, I'm glad you said something 144 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:32,070 because... wow. 145 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:33,724 Him taking us to this mushy restaurant 146 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:35,509 was all his idea, I swear! 147 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,162 [chuckles] don't let him get to you. 148 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:38,381 We'll make this dinner fun. 149 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:41,210 This place is full of snooty rich people. 150 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,777 And there is no one in the world 151 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:45,214 more fun to prank... than a snooty rich person. 152 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:46,389 Pranking the rich? 153 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:49,044 That is the first good idea 154 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:50,175 I have heard all night! 155 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:52,047 - C'mon, let's go! - [they chuckle] 156 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:54,136 Hey, kids! I found this chocolate fountain. 157 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:57,095 I thought we could... Huh? Where'd they go? 158 00:05:57,139 --> 00:06:00,229 - Cheers! To money! - [snooty laughter] 159 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:02,231 [evil laughter] 160 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:05,016 Hats off... to being rich! 161 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,584 - [gasps] - Ohh... ohh... 162 00:06:07,628 --> 00:06:10,195 Oh, no! My worst fear has come true! 163 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:11,849 I look silly! 164 00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:14,809 Such vulgarity. Come dear, we're leaving. 165 00:06:14,852 --> 00:06:16,288 - Whoa! - Richard! 166 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:18,160 What the devil? Someone seems 167 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:20,815 to have tied my ankles together with pasta! 168 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:22,425 Blast, it's al dente! 169 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,166 Throw me a fork, Martha. 170 00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:26,473 I'm gonna have to eat my way out of this one. 171 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:29,127 [chews] 172 00:06:29,171 --> 00:06:30,433 Cricket. 173 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,567 Oh, look! My dinner is ruined 174 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:35,264 on the one night a year I go out! 175 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:37,222 [insane laughter] 176 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:38,920 Joke's on me I guess. 177 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:39,964 - Yeah! - Yeah! 178 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:43,054 My love? Where are you my love? 179 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:44,882 Follow the sound of my lips! 180 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:46,362 - [kissing] - [struggling] 181 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:50,061 Somebody toucha my spaghet! 182 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:53,108 Who on Earth is doing all this?! Ahh! 183 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:54,892 [laughing] 184 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,938 Try dipping one in marinara. 185 00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:59,070 - [Rich snob screams] - Whoa, good suggestion! 186 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:02,726 - How should we top that? - Hmm. I'm not sure if we can... 187 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:05,120 Wait a minute. I got it! 188 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:08,036 Let's get this place really spinnin'. 189 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:11,343 - [quiet laughter] - [Cricket groans then laughs] 190 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:13,258 Is it just me or was this weirdly easy... 191 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:15,130 Whoa! Yeah, this makes sense. 192 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:17,306 Just what on earth are you two doing?! 193 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:20,352 Look Dad, I'm sorry for pullin' those sick pranks. 194 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:22,920 - [fake cough] Really sick. - And ruinin' the restaurant... 195 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:27,577 No, what you're doing is ruining what could be a perfect first date! 196 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:30,928 What?! I told this is not a date! 197 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:32,495 Not at this rate it's not! 198 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:34,149 And that's why I am calling upon 199 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:36,020 my authority as a chaperone! 200 00:07:36,064 --> 00:07:38,501 You two are gonna do this first date right! 201 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:40,808 We'll stay here all night if we have to. 202 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:45,421 - All... night. [gulp] - [they gasp] 203 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,163 Now we're gonna have a proper date. 204 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:50,818 Take small bites of food. Do not touch the candle! 205 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:53,037 We do not glug the water. 206 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:55,387 We sip-sip-sip-sip. 207 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:57,215 Tuck your napkin in your shirt. 208 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:59,000 And give your date compliments. 209 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:02,307 And when we're done with that, we give 'em more compliments! 210 00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:04,484 Can we get some music over here? 211 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:09,227 Do you know the song "I love love, love love love, love... you"? 212 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:11,186 Uh... yes, I know that tune. 213 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:13,493 - You know what to do. - Sir, this is one dollar. 214 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:15,233 One, two, three, four! 215 00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:17,671 - [music playing] - Ya hear that? 216 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:19,499 It's that song you liked from the truck! 217 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,283 What are the odds?! 218 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:22,632 Now... date! 219 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:29,247 Now to watch the perfect date unfold. 220 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:31,598 Small bites, small bites, small bites. Yes! 221 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:35,036 Small sips. Yes! Yes, yes! 222 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:37,168 Now, Cricket, bring it home with the compliments! 223 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:40,345 Me-me-me li-ike your... 224 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:42,173 [sobs] 225 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:44,872 Hmm. Didn't quite stick the landing. 226 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:47,744 Is this date headed south? If things were really that bad, 227 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:50,312 Cricket would be making that face he always makes. 228 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:53,228 [sobbing] 229 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:54,272 Ahh! The face! 230 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:56,579 Oh, the boy looks miserable. 231 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:59,887 Cricket trusted me to be a good chaperone, and I messed it up big time. 232 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:02,193 Dang it, Bill, ya gotta do something to fix this! 233 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,327 Their final prank. 234 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,329 Wait, sir! Don't pull that lever! 235 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,374 You'll ruin your son's date! 236 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:11,028 It's not a date. 237 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,730 Uh, what's happening? 238 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:17,948 Ohh, no! 239 00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:20,560 [screaming] 240 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:21,952 Uhh... Ahh! 241 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:25,173 Oh! Hey-ah! Yeah! Ooh! 242 00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:28,176 - [elevator dings] - [screaming] 243 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,700 Next time, Terry... I pick the restaurant. 244 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,180 - Oof! - Oof! 245 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:34,835 - Oof! [laughs] - Whoa! [laughs] 246 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:38,316 - Dad! - Hey, kids! 247 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,928 Before I black out from all the blood rushing to my head, 248 00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:43,844 I just want to say... [groans] 249 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,847 Son, I'm sorry for putting so much pressure on you tonight. 250 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,500 Thanks, Dad. I needed to hear that. 251 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:50,764 I'm just a kid right now, and I wanna have fun! 252 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:53,070 Not worry about date stuff. Hup. 253 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:56,204 Loud and clear. [groans] Agh! 254 00:09:56,247 --> 00:10:00,295 And Gabriella, I'm sorry for making this whole night really weird! 255 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:02,123 Nah, it's cool. 256 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,081 [screaming] 257 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:12,307 - Ah... Whoa! - Whoa, he-heh. 258 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:14,265 - Aww! Oof! - Aww! Oof! 259 00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:16,224 [Gabriella] Uh, help, please! 260 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:17,965 - [gasps] Gabriella! - [gasps] Gabriella! 261 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:25,059 That was not only the greatest thing I have ever experienced, 262 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:27,235 you are the best chaperone ever! 263 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:29,193 And if things always gonna get this crazy, 264 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:31,326 I'm gonna need you to chaperone for us all the time! 265 00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:34,285 [chuckles] Well, Cricket, what do you think? 266 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:36,505 Maybe you just drop us off and pick us up. 267 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:37,941 It's a date. 268 00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,682 Now looks like we have just enough time 269 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:43,033 to see a certain Rat win the heart of a nation. 270 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:44,687 - Yay! - Yay! 271 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:47,298 Just where do you think you're going? 272 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:50,301 Oh. Right. We destroyed another restaurant. 273 00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:56,177 - Huh? - Ha-ha, oh that's how it's gonna be, eh? 274 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,353 - Take that! - [they all laugh] 275 00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:01,748 - Oh! They'll be tellin' this story at your wedding! - [Cricket] What?