[weatherman] Good morning, Big City!
It seems we've awoken to a surprise overnight snowfall!
Folks all across town are taking it in
before it melts later tonight.
I'm Ronald Featherman, your local weatherman,
here to get the word from one of our very own.
You! Little boy, what do you think of this surprise snow?
[unintelligible chatter]
Powerful words from a powerful baby.
[kids laughing]
[pants, grunts]
Wow, way to take a hit, buddy!
So, you ready to play again for the fourteenth time?!
We could, or we could play together! On the same team!
Great idea! With your high school level reading brain
and my one really strong arm,
we'd be the best snowball fighting duo ever!
We just need someone else to play against.
Let me go see if I can teach the robot butler how to fight.
Ah! [gasps]
Vasquez! You saved me!
You're the best bodyguard, ever.
It's my duty to protect you, Master Remy.
[gasps] That's it! Vasquez!
You should snowball fight me and Remy!
- No. - That's a great idea, Cricket!
Vasquez, you must play with us!
- No. - [Cricket] Nyeh!
Fight with us!
I cannot. I am Master Remy's bodyguard.
To harm him in any way, even with the gentlest snowball,
would violate my prime directive.
Uh-huh, uh-huh. Remy, may I have a word?
- Okay. - I know how to get Vasquez
to play with us.
[clears throat]
As long as he's your bodyguard,
he's gotta guard your little body, right?
- Mm-hmm. - So, fire him!
- What?! - Shh-shh-shh!
Fire him temporarily.
Just long enough for him to snowball fight us!
Then you hire him back, m-kay?
That makes so much sense!
I'll go tell him the good news!
You do that, buddy.
Vasquez! Vasquez! You're fired!
Wh-wha...? [wails in agony]
[wailing]
[sobbing]
Vasquez, it's okay!
I'll hire you back right after you snowball fight us!
- If you give us a good game! - Yeah!
Give us a good game! And don't hold back, ya hear me?
Yes, Master Remy. I hear you perfectly.
[both] Yay!
You have a ten second head start.
[both giggling]
It's two against one! We're gonna obliterate him!
[boys sing song] La, la, la, la, la!
If Master Remy requires a good game,
then I shall give him a good game.
We've been unexpectedly seasoned
with nature's wintry salt. Isn't it wonderful?
Sure is, Tilly-girl!
Just adding the finishing touch... There.
Lookin' good, Till. Whaddya gonna name her?
[Tilly] Her name is Margaret.
I like it!
I made a whole to-do list for her.
Get made out of snow. Melt.
The end.
What? What about all the stuff in between?
Time moves swiftly for a snow person.
She's a banana. Green on the table,
but browning in the hand. Time.
Whoa. No, no-no-no. Man, that is bleak.
There's so much she'll miss out on!
Oh! She's dripping.
Tilly, if this is the one day of Margaret's life,
then we gotta fill it up! Make it rich!
- I suppose. - Here, give me that list.
We are gonna give her the best last first day, ever.
Let's go!
Ho-kay!
-Pack it once, twice, -[snow squeaking]
thrice, and there! We are ready for him.
All right, Remy, keep a keen eye out for Vasquez.
[rustling]
[both] Shh-shh-shh!
Huh, I guess it was noth...
Ah! Ugh!
Cricket! Are you okay?
[panting] He's... here.
Vasquez? Where... Ah!
[screaming, crying]
- Remy, cover your vitals! - I can't!
I have too many vitals!
It's getting in my un-do's, Cricket! My un-do's!
Okay, hold on, buddy. I got an idea!
Ow ow ow ow!
Vasquez, time out!
[silence]
[chuckles] Got him.
Cricket, there he is!
Ha! We fooled you, Vasquez!
[clatters]
[both gasp]
Gramma?!
Idiots!
[whimpers] Then, where is he?
Here.
[gradually rising yell]
[crunches]
[yell continues to scream]
Run!
Hey, Joe Snow! What about Gramma!
Everyone staying warm in here?
Hey, Bill, can we get a hand here?
- This is Margaret. - Uh, hi, Margaret.
We're trying to give her a full life before she...
[whispers] Melts.
And first up on the list of experiences
is falling in love. You gotta kiss her.
- [Tilly squeals] - Makes perfect sense.
Margaret, I love you. [kisses]
[Nancy] Aw, sweet.
- Okay, next! - [paper rustles]
Oh, shoot.
Hey, Bill, we need you to dump Margaret.
I'm sorry, Margaret,
but I think we should see other people.
[both wailing]
- Oh, no, Bill. Come on! - Too cruel, Papa! Too cruel!
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
[dryly] Trust me, I know.
- [crying] - Let's get moving!
What about eating cartons of ice cream
and burning Papa's belongings?
[Nancy] No time! Margaret's starting to soften.
Done-zo. Up next, the zoo!
Who's ready to see some polar bears?
- We are! - Polar bear show
- starts in five minutes! - Well, that was fun!
Huh? But what about the polar...
They're bears, they're white. Margaret gets it.
Time is short and we got a lot to do!
Next up, the skate park.
Margaret's doin' an ollie!
Whoo! Good enough.
Margret's first movie!
[movie preview] Coming soon, to a theater near you...
Okay, that's enough, we gotta keep hoofin' on this list.
Hmph. What is goin' on with her?
[Remy] Cricket, we've been running for hours!
Can't we stop to catch our breath?
Yeah, sure. We've put enough distance
between us and Vasquez. Let's just... [groans]
Lie down for a second?
Ho, man, you hear that? My heart is pounding.
- [whupping] - Yeah, mine, too.
Oh, my gosh! Remy, run!
[both screaming]
[computer voice] Auto pilot, engaged.
[grunts]
- Snow-zooka. - [beeps]
[scream]
[boys] Ah!
Uh, excuse me.
Vasquez! You're rehired! Please stop!
You hear that, man? Remy wants you back!
Everything can just go back to normal!
Can't you see? It's us!
Vasquez, can't you hear us?!
Vasquez squash bugs.
He's too far gone!
We've created a monster!
Hello, Vasquez!
- Ah! - Uh...
Really?! We're walking, here!
Oh, wow, I said the thing.
You are not who I seek!
And you're not the large pizza I ordered
for my snow person friend. So, if you'll excuse us.
How's she liking her coffee, Till?
I'm afraid Margaret is beginning to sluice.
- Bye, Vasquez! - [Vasquez growls]
What do we do now?
The only way to stop Vasquez is to win this snowball fight.
Okay, we still got a lot more to do.
How's Margaret's pizza party wrapping up?
We're working on the last slice.
[squelches]
Mama, I'm not sure she's gonna last much...
Ugh! [strains, groans]
Mama, this is getting out of hand.
Hey, there you are! Next on her list is...
[straining] mechanical bull riding!
Then, we'll get gelato, go rock climbing...
Mama, are you all right?
One sec. Then, we'll have a concert,
I'll do lead vocals and you can be on tambourine.
- Mama... - And then,
we can sign her up for tap!
[bull roars]
- [gasps] - [splats]
Ah! That's okay! She's okay!
We're just gonna squish the snow back together
and Margret will be okay and we can move on
to the next thing on the list and...
May I have a word with you?
[bartender] Skim milk, on the rocks.
Ah, just the way I like it.
Mama, I know it's difficult to see Margaret
- in such an unseemly state. - [dripping]
But snow persons melt all the time.
I suspect something else is plaguing you.
Well now, look at you.
You're already talkin' so grownup-ly! [chuckles]
[sighs] I guess, seeing Margaret's life go by so fast
made me think of you, and all the time
I missed with you when I was in jail.
And all the time I miss when I'm not with you.
You're just growin' up so fast.
- [slurps] - [laughs]
Well, I guess, you're still a kid, after all.
Mama, what's important is enjoying the time
we have together, right now.
Margaret's life may be just a day,
but we still have a whole lifetime to spend together.
Oh, sweetie, I love you.
I'm so sorry I made all the stuff
with Margaret rushed and weird.
I just really did not want to see her melt.
Well, maybe, she doesn't have to.
Best snow day, ever!
So, they've returned to the nest.
[computer beeping]
Target found.
[splats]
- Wha... - Idiot!
Language!
But that means... Ooh!
[teeth chattering] We t-t-took off our clothes
and hid in the snow to lower our c-core temperature
so you couldn't see us!
B-because we're s-s-smart!
And now, you're finished!
Huh? Ah!
[both] Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
It's finally over. We won.
Uh-oh. Ah! Remy!
Cricket!
- Yah! - Run! [muffled]
Vasquez, stop!
Vasquez squash bugs!
Fine! If I can't win,
- I'll lose! - Huh?
If this is what it takes to end this,
do it! Let's finish this! [grunting]
Huh? What?
I asked for a good game,
now gimme a good game! C'mon, right here!
[groaning] Vasquez squash bug!
Vasquez squash... M-Master Remy?
- Oh! - [Cricket] Ow.
Master Remy! What have I done?
Vasquez, you're back!
Can you ever forgive me?
Already done! Vasquez,
will you be my bodyguard again?
Yes, yes, a thousand times, yes!
Wow, love conquers all.
Huh? Hey, whaddya think you're doing?
That'll teach you to use your Gramma as bait!
♪ I have sweat in my eyes ♪
♪ Lost a bet and Got bit by a hundred flies ♪
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
♪ Hit every branch and Scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by dogs Licked by a frog ♪
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
♪ I got splinters In seven of ten ♪
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪