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♪ [whistling]
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♪ One, two,
One-two-three-four ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ [whistling]
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[chicken clucks]
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[tooting]
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[tooting fades]
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Happy New Year, everyone!
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Oh, dang,
Times Circle's goin' nuts
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waiting for the cube to drop!
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We better hurry up
and finish writing down
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our resolutions for next year!
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I'm so excited,
I've already started
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counting down
the seconds till midnight.
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Seven thousand three hundred
fifty four,
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seven thousand three hundred
fifty...
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Y'all should keep talkin'.
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Ha! Finished.
Might be a tad ambitious
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but I think
I can make it happen.
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[Nancy]
"Stay the course"?
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Boo!
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Bill, that ain't
a real resolution.
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Listen, I know you're
a man of comfort...
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Hm? Pssh.
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But New Year's Eve is
a time to challenge yourself.
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To step out of your comfort
zone and try somethin' new.
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You know the phrase,
"New Year, new you."
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- Right, Gloria?
- Ehh.
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- Atta girl!
- Yeah, Bill!
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Be more extreme, like me!
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Ha! That was a kickflip!
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My resolution this year
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is to help Gloria
with her resolutions!
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After all, I owe ya one.
What with me
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causing you to lose your job,
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get evicted from your apartment,
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and turning your life into
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- the big dumpster fire that...
- Yep!
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- We get it!
- So, whaddya got here?
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Whoa! Your New Year's
resolution is to ask out Kevin?
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But you've been talkin' about
that guy forever!
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You haven't done it yet? Why?
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What's the worst
that could happen?
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There's literally so many
terrible things,
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that it's hard
to narrow it down.
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Kevin? [clears throat]
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I just wanted to say
that I like you
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and would you wanna
go out with me sometime?
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Go out... with you?
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No, you fool.
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[Gloria]
Ugh.
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[laughs] You fool!
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No. No!
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Noo!
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So, yeah,
that's one possibility.
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Oh, I used to be like you.
Scared, sweating
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in an almost cartoonish way.
That is, of course,
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until I got a girlfriend!
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What?!
You do not have a girlfriend.
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It's true.
Her name is Gabriella.
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And I got this photo as proof
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because no one ever believes me.
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And since I am now
a relationship expert,
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I'm gonna help you finally,
ask out Kevin.
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We can go find him tonight!
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- No-no-no-no-no-no...
- Ssh!
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You're now in the capable hands
of Dr. Cricket G. Love.
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No thanks. Tonight I'll be
locking myself in my room.
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Gloria! It's time to
ask out Kevin and...
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- Oh, no.
- She cocooned herself.
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Ugh. Look, Gloria,
I know you're scared.
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I'm not scared.
It's just logistics.
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[spits]
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Kevin's already at Times Circle
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and it'll be impossible
to get down there.
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Are you kidding, that's
perfect! What's more romantic
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than declaring your feelings
at the stroke of midnight?
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I don't know what I'd say.
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Ooh, I know! Let's role play!
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- [gasps] R.P.!
- What?
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Role play!
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Just pretend Saxon is Kevin.
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[Tilly as Saxon]
'Sup?
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Practice what you'll say to him.
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Then we'll judge you!
And action.
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[big exhale]
Kevin!
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Nice, uh, weather we're having.
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Do you wanna make out?!
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- Ew! No! Gloria! Ugh! Bad!
- Ah!
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Control yourself!
Let's try, "Hi."
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Ugh. Hi, Kevin.
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Would you like some bread?
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[Tilly as Saxon]
Don't fill up on bread,
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- it's a scam!
- Tilly, you're not helping!
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Sorry, got lost in the game.
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No, no, this is good.
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Just a few more hours of
practice and I'll be ready.
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We'll take as much time
as you need.
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Actually,
there's only two thousand
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nine hundred forty one seconds
until midnight.
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Wait, that's short! I think.
Simulation's over, Gloria!
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Time to stand up, go to
Times Circle, and get yo man!
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- I'm gonna stand up!
- [both] Yeah!
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- I'm gonna get my man!
- [both] Yeah!
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Oh, that's how we're walkin',
okay.
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[Bill humming
"Old McDonald Had a Farm"]
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- Oh, Nancy!
- [Nancy] Yeah?
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Ah, makin' the ol' turkey and
white bread sandwich, again?
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Well, if you take a look
under the hood,
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you'll notice
a radical new change for me...
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Mayo!
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I wouldn't exactly
call a little mayo
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going outta your comfort zone.
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Hmm. Different strokes.
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Let's do something big!
Something exciting!
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[snaps]
Oh! I got it!
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When I was younger,
we used to go to
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the Big City River
for the Penguin Plunge!
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Only the bravest souls
were daring enough
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to jump into
the freezing cold river
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at the stroke of midnight.
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That's what we're gonna do!
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What if I put my
turkey sandwich in the fridge
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and then I eat a cold sandwich?
I'm more comfortable with that.
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New Year's is about breaking
out of your comfort zone.
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Nancy's right, Bill. Hah!
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Time to get off your back side
and take a bite outta life.
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Take a bite outta life!
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Okay, okay,
let's all be irrational
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and jump into a cold river!
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- Woo!
- Atta boy!
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- [indistinct chatter]
- We made it.
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This is Maria Media,
reporting from Times Circle
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on the final hour of the year!
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A crowd of thousands
is now gathered around
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the famous Times Circle Cube
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as we wait
for it to drop at midnight.
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You can practically feel
the crowd's excitement.
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I've been waiting all year
for this!
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And you, sir,
how are you feeling?
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Ooh, I wanna see that cube drop.
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Powerful stuff.
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Kevin! Hey, Kevin!
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Ugh, it's no use.
The crowd is way too big,
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there's no way we'll spot him
from here.
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Dang, you're right. Hmm...
[gasps]
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There might be one way
we can find him.
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By climbing to the top
of the Times Circle Cube
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to get a bird's-eye view
of the crowd!
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- Yeah, that's it.
- Yeah!
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Oh, boy.
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Woo-hoo! Gonna do the thing!
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So, we're actually gonna jump in
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the freezing cold river, huh?
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Yeah! My body is ready!
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Ready to get out of
your comfort zone, Bill?
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[teeth chattering] Yep.
New experiences sure are f-fun.
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You sure you're up for this?
You're sweatin' so bad
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you're startin' to steam up.
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Sweating's my body's way
of crying.
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[sighs] Okay, big guy,
I'm lettin' you off the hook.
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I think I pushed you too far.
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You are who you are
and that's okay.
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Yeah, you're boring! It's fine.
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Why don't you just
wait in the warm truck
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and Alice and I
will meet up with you
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when we're done livin' life.
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- Whoo! Ooh!
- Yeah! I'm fired up!
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Okay. [chuckles]
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Coward. [sighs]
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[sing-song]
Gonna ask out Kevin!
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[Tilly sing-song] One thousand
one hundred twelve!
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One thousand one hundred eleven!
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I can't do this, Cricket!
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Come on, Gloria,
have some dignity!
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No! If I don't ask Kevin out,
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he'll never get the chance
to reject me.
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You can't lose
if you don't try, right?
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Yeah, I'm just gonna stay here
and cling to this ladder.
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[grunts] Hey!
I can't get you a new job
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or a new apartment,
or a better haircut
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- What?!
- But I can be a good friend.
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And sometimes,
friends need to tell you
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when you're being
a total chicken!
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[sighs] You're right.
I came this far
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and it's too scary
to climb down!
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That's the spirit!
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[sing-song]
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Gonna ask out Kevin!
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- [jolts]
- Eh, what was that?
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Let's just spot Kevin
and get down from here.
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There he is!
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Perfect! Now it's time to
proclaim your love
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- And we're sinking.
- [gears rattle]
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What?! Oh, no-no-no-no.
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[crowd]
What's going on?
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In a disappointing
turn of events, it appears
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the Times Circle Cube
is dropping
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several minutes early!
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Oh, no, our weight
is making the cube drop!
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Dang it! I've been counting
all day, and for what!
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And for what?!
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Kevin can't see me like this!
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Don't worry, once the cube
reaches the bottom,
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we'll sneak off and no one
will know it was us!
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- [fireworks explode]
- [playing "Auld Lang Syne"]
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- Ah!
- Not the confetti!
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Put it back!
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[coughing]
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Whoa! Aah!
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[crowd]
Boo!
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I hope Kevin didn't see that.
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[crowd continues]
Boo!
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What a shame.
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There she is, folks.
We may not know her name,
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but we'll always know her face
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as "The Girl
Who Ruined New Year's."
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Of course.
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[both groan]
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- Gloria?
- Hey, Mr. Green.
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I just made a fool of myself
in front of the entire city.
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I just made a fool of myself in
front of my mom and my ex-wife.
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Ooph.
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Nancy's always pushing me
to try new things
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and enjoy my life.
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I wouldn't even be in this mess
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if Cricket wasn't pushing me to
get out of my comfort zone.
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I mean, I'd like to
get out of my comfort zone
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but I don't want to be
uncomfortable!
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Sure, the thought of
asking out Kevin
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is an unbearable weight
that's crushing me whole.
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But what?
Am I supposed to...
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Do they expect me to just...
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[both]
Do something about it?
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- They might have a point.
- Yeah.
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Whatever happens, It's better
than feeling stuck like this.
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Maybe we both just need to jump.
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What time is it?
It's not too late!
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There's still time
to ask out Kevin.
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There's still time to
catch up to Nancy and Mom.
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I gotta run! See ya, Mr. Green!
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Me too! Good luck, Gloria!
Happy New Year!
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The cube has been reset
and we are now
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seconds away
from the stroke of midnight!
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Everyone please join me
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- in the countdown...
- Whoo!
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as we all try to pretend
it's the first time
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we've seen this tonight!
Here we go!
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[crowd]
Ten, Nine, Eight...
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- Seven, Six...
- Here comes the drop.
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Five, Four...
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New year, new me.
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- Go, Gloria, go!
- [crowd] Three, Two...
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You fool! The end is nigh.
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- [gasps]
- [crowd] One!
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[crowd roars]
Happy New Year!
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Hm?
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[splashes]
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[Nancy]
Mm-hmm!
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[giggles]
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Hey, Kevin.
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- I know you don't know me...
- No, I recognize you.
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You're the girl
who dropped the cube earlier.
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You don't know me...
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But I'm into you.
268
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Would you wanna go out sometime?
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Oh! You know, I'm not looking
for anything at the moment, so.
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Oh, yeah, cool! Um,
thank you for your time, sir.
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Uh, sure.
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Happy New Year, to one and all!
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- [gasping]
- [Benny] Aah!
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Yeah! I feel so alive,
so strong and...
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Oh, my gosh, that's cold!
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[teeth chattering]
I d-don't remember it
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- being this c-cold afterwards.
- [snaps]
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I don't wanna be extreme,
anymore.
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Not to worry, Ma.
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00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:15,266
I packed us extra towels
and hand warmers.
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00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,660
My resolution was to
break out of my comfort zone,
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not act like some lunatic.
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00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,490
[chuckles]
Happy New Year, Bill.
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00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,710
Ok, I think Gloria got, like,
mega rejected.
285
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,929
So, let's just play it
real cool and chill and...
286
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Oh, my gosh, Gloria!
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00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,672
- How's it going?
- Well,
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Kevin turned me down,
289
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,458
but I actually,
feel kind of relieved!
290
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- She's in shock!
- No, no, it's okay.
291
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The worst case scenario
did happen
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and it wasn't nearly as bad
as I built it up to be.
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And if I can do something
that scary,
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then there's nothing
I can't do this year!
295
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I haven't felt this good
in months! [laughs]
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Oh, my gosh!
I'm gonna go eat a burrito!
297
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,303
Happy New Year, everyone!
298
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,697
Aw, look at how well
she handles failure.
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Taught her everything she knows!
300
00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,483
Well, I guess there's
nothing left to do
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but start the countdown
for next year!
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[deep breath] Forty-one
million, five hundred...