[Cricket] Oh, this is awful!
- It's terrible! - What are we gonna do?
Chip Whistler bought Big Coffee
- and shut it down! - And because of that,
me and Gloria lost our jobs!
That man's gone mad with power!
I'm sure he's plottin' somethin'
even worse as we speak!
What should we do, Nancy?
Oh, I actually just came over
to ask what y'all thought about my new hat.
- [whip crack] - [horse whinnies]
But I see that now might not be the best time.
[knocking on door]
[all gasp]
- [Cricket] Chip! - Good morning, Greens.
I just dropped by to let you know the good news.
A new Wholesome Foods is coming to your area!
We're aware. It'll be right next door.
Actually, it will be on both sides of your house.
Both sides? But that would mean...
[both gasp]
[panting] Wait, stop!
You're not really leaving, are you?
Sorry, dudes. Chip bought our whole apartment complex.
The world is, how you say, cruel and unfair.
[all grunting] Mm-hmm.
All right, dudes, time to hit the road.
Oh, come on, wait! [groans]
Listen up, Chip. If I can find a way
to launch a chicken into space, I can find a way to stop you.
Hm? Did you say something? I... I'm wearing ear plugs.
Ear plugs? Why are you wearing ear plugs?
For this!
[both] No!
[both gasp, scream]
The apartment complex. Big Coffee. They're gone!
- [Chip chuckling] - [all gasp]
Bingo. Bango.
[sad version of theme song playing]
♪ One, two One, two, three, four ♪
Wow. Can't believe Chip built this in a week.
Yup. They build fast here.
Shoddy building codes.
This is ridiculous! This is our property,
and we shouldn't have to live under the shadow
of a grocery store! Our crops won't grow,
Tilly's sleep schedule's out of whack...
[snorts] Huh?
...and worst of all,
there are bats everywhere!
We gotta... Ehh! We gotta do something!
And make everything worse? No!
Chip is obviously trying to provoke us!
We still have our house, and we still have each other.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go figure out what crops grow in the dark.
Bill, wait! He really shouldn't garden angry.
Well, your dad may not want
to provoke Chip, but I'm willin'!
That man wanted a turf war, and I say we give him one!
[both] Yeah!
- [ding-dong] - Yah!
- Roll out. - [both grunt]
Oh! A apple? Huh?
Apple? Oh...
[snickering]
[panicked grunt]
Hm? Five hundred dollars per nut?!
[indifferent grunt]
[grumbling]
[bleating]
- Ugh! - Ugh!
[all snickering]
-[Gloria] Hey! What are you doing? -[all] Hm?
Gloria? You're working here?
- For the enemy?! - Traitor!
I thought we were family.
Do I need to remind you that your feud with Chip
is the reason Big Coffee got shut down?
I don't need family right now. I need a job!
Besides, you're making everything worse!
I spent all day cleaning up your mess.
- I'm over it! Security! - [oinking]
What, you gonna kick us out?
I'd like to see you tr...
[all screaming]
Wow. This job does have its perks.
[all screaming, grunting]
- Huh? Kids! - Kids!
- Are y'all OK? - Were you guys
messin' with Wholesome Foods?
- They started it. - [paint can spraying]
Oh, hey, Greens! So... great news.
The city approved my request
for a Wholesome Foods parking lot,
which means that your house is being destroyed!
- [all gasp] - Now, hold on, slick,
this is still my land!
Well, about that, I was actually able to prove
that a parking garage would be better
for the community than a, um...
[clucking]
...this. I was granted the right to seize your land,
thanks to our esteemed mayor.
[Bill] Mayor Hansock?!
I didn't vote for 'im.
You can't be serious!
Oh, but I am. If it was up to me,
I'd bulldoze your house right now,
but the stupid law gives you till tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?! - Tomorrow!
So, best get a move on. Big City won't miss ya!
Better start fortifyin' the yard.
Papa, are we really gonna lose our house?
Yeah, c'mon, guys, we gotta fight back!
I like your attitude, kiddo! I'm in! Now, how 'bout we...
No. No. I'm thinkin' if there's
any clearer way to say this.
Hm. No, there isn't. It's just "No."
Look, family, I know this stinks,
but we just can't win.
Back when things weren't looking good
for our farm in the country,
Nancy, you tried to rebel and fight back
against the big corporation that threatened us,
only to get thrown in jail!
And we still lost our farm.
Now it's happenin' again, and we might as well
get ahead of it and just move on.
We have to accept that we're the little guys.
And there ain't no point in fightin' back.
OK, you're right. We should at least try
goin' through the proper channels first.
Ah, yes. The sewers.
No, the government, sweetie.
We're gonna talk to the mayor!
[Nancy] What do you mean, we can't talk to the mayor?!
Please, it's important!
Well, you're welcome to wait on the standby bench.
I was your age when I came to see the mayor.
[sickly coughing]
- We're doomed. - Excuuuse me!
Gotta go see the mayor without an appointment!
[exclaiming] Huh?
Whoa! Whoa-oa-oa! Whoa!
- Whoa! Hey! Whoa! - [crashes]
C'mon, family!
Hey, Mayor, we're the Greens,
and we've got a bone to pick with you!
Oh, no! A citizen! Mad at me?! What can I do to fix this?!
Uh... Oh.
I'm here to talk about the construction
of the Wholesome Foods parking lot.
My family is gonna lose their house!
That is awful! I will do everything
in my power to help you!
Wow, that's great to hear!
Oh, Mayor, have you forgotten about public opinion?
Ah, yes. Greens, turns out I can do nothing to help you.
- What do you mean? - Public opinion?
There was an online petition.
Ugh, let's see it.
No, this is for mine
and the mayor's peepers only.
Aw, what's wrong, you mad, you wanna see?
[laughs] Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
[laughs] He's kissing the computer!
- Mwah. Hey! - [Nancy] Yoink!
Give that back!
[groans] Huh?
[gasping]
- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!
Aah! Conflict!
[grunts] What do I do?
[gasps] I'm saved!
Ahh...
Come on, come on...
[grunts] Huh?
Hm...
Huh?
- Eep. - [crashes]
[both wince]
[Nancy] Come on, kids!
Let's get outta here!
Hello! We got a distress signal.
What's going on?
Officer, that woman assaulted me!
Oh, boy.
Oh, looks like we got a runner!
- Ohh! [gasps] - [crash]
Nancy Green, you're under arrest.
Again!
[both] No!
Welcome back to jail! You know the deal.
Cricket... Tilly...
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is bad. So, so bad!
- [truck approaching] - Well, it's about to get worse.
In.
[both gulp]
- We didn't meanfor this to happen. - We were just trying our best...
I don't want to hear it.
I can't believe I even have to say this,
but I would prefer if no one else
in my family went to prison.
Well, what are we supposed to do, give up?
We're not givin' up. We're movin' on.
I think the best thing to do is start packin'
so things don't get worse. Yes?
- [both grunt] - [Bill] Thank you.
Kids? You done, uh...?
Nope. Just gonna let that go.
How's the packin' comin', kids?
It was goin' fine until we got distracted
by all the precious memories we made in this house.
I know this is hard, but we can make new memories
in a new home! I've already found
some great new city apartments - in our price range -
for us to check out.
[Cricket] Blech. Oh, no. No, no, no!
Huh? An email from Chip?
Let's see... It's the petition!
Mama musta sent this while she had Chip's tablet.
Wait a second.
Some of these signatures are from people we know!
Wha...? Lemme see that.
Brett, Kiki, Benny?
But these are our friends!
Do people not like us?
I'm afraid it's even worse than that, dear brother.
Look closer.
No! It can't be!
[sighs] Today's gonna be a good day!
- Betrayal! - [screaming]
- What's going on?! - Don't play dumb.
You've been on Chip's side since day one.
Our whole friendship is a lie, isn't it?! Isn't it?! Aah!
Master Remy, are you OK?
I knew that boy would go rabid one day.
[hisses]
Everyone, stop yelling!
You're stressing me out!
[sighs] Cricket, I've never betrayed you.
What are you talking about?
I'm talkin' about your signature
bein' on Chip's petition to demolish our house!
Oh, my gosh! Your house is being destroyed?!
- Also, who's Chip? - Don't play dumb.
Your name is right here!
I didn't sign any petition. This must be fake.
Well, if that's true, that means Chip lied to us.
Oh, actually, that makes a lot of sense.
Well, if my signature is fake, maybe they're all fake!
This is a lotta crazy information.
- We've gotta tell my mom. - Betrayal!
You've been on Chip's side since day one!
- Tilly, he's clean. - Oh, sorry, Remy.
[Cricket] Psst, Mom, over here!
It's us, your children!
We need your help!
What's goin' on, kids?
And how'd you get up there?
No time to explain!
Mom, we think the petition is fake!
But what should we do about it?
Usin' a fake petition, huh? [scoffs] Figures.
You're gonna need proof. Our best bet
is Chip's office computer. If you can find evidence
and show it to the mayor, he'll have to call off
Chip's plan! Uh, Cricket? You OK, kiddo?
[straining] Yep. Just need to jostle up the juices.
Vasquez? [exclaiming]
[gasps] OK, evidence, got it.
But what if it backfires?
We don't wanna make things worse for you!
Hey, don't worry about me. It hurts to be away from y'all,
but it would hurt even more to just stand by
while some dingleberry like Chip
tramples all over the people I love.
If we go down, at least we go down swingin'.
[both] Mm-hmm!
- [sighs] Oh! Huh? - [rumbling]
- [rumbling intensifies] - [gasps] Oh, no.
Sorry, but I just couldn't wait till morning.
I'll be tearing down your house precisely at midnight.
Tick-tock, Greens.
Tick. Tock.
Oh, my gosh!
Chip's gonna bulldoze the house!
That termite showed up early!
Green family,
you have eight minutos
to vacate the premises!
- Dad! [panting] - Kids!
Great news, Dad! We've got a plan to save the house!
- Exciting, right? - What? No!
The only plan we have is to get our stuff
and get out of here before we lose everything!
Now, come on!
OK, Dad's not thinkin' straight. Group huddle!
OK, Remy and I are gonna sneak into Wholesome Foods
and get the evidence to prove that Chip
faked the petition.
But Gramma, we need you and Tilly
to buy us some time. Got it?
Buying time...
is my specialty.
[sighs] Come on! Eh, it's midnight somewhere.
It's go time, boys!
- [evil laughter] - [engines revving]
What are you waitin' for? Get a move on!
- Ready for some fun, Till? - Aye-aye, captain.
I spent all day preparin' for this.
Time to sit back and enjoy the show.
- [workers screaming] - Whoa!
What?! Are you kidding me?!
- That oughta hold 'em off for a while! - Yeah!
[grunting] Dang it.
The automatic doors won't open. We're locked out.
How are we gonna get in?
Hmm... [gasps] I got it!
[both grunting]
C'mon.
[both exclaiming]
[gasps]
[both whimpering quietly]
- [radio static] - Hm?
The children have been spotted outside the doors. Let's move.
- Just as planned. - That was a close one.
That's gotta be the elevator to Chip's office!
Uh-oh! We need a keycard to operate the elevator!
Oh, Remy, there goes college.
Cricket?
Gloria? This is perfect!
We need your keycard to use the elevator!
No way, dude. I'm not losing another job because of you.
Gloria, please, my family needs your help.
I know we've had our differences,
but think of all the times the Greens have helped you
or just made your life a little better.
Haven't we been there for you when you needed us?
[groans]
Gloria, you're a real peach.
Chip's office is on floor seven.
Hold it right there!
Don't move an inch.
- Yikes! - Go. Don't worry about me.
- I know Tae Kwon Do. - What's that?
- [growls] - Purple belt, don't fail me now!
[groans] So I guess this means I'm fired, huh?
- [grunts] - Eh. Down we go!
[both screaming, grunting]
Success! Ooh! Ow, ow, ow! Glass.
Come on, people! Get these bulldozers moving!
Ugh, useless! Runners, you're up!
- [screaming] - Let's go, go, go, go!
-Gramma! -Stay calm! Time for phase two.
Notch!
[all screaming, grunting]
What in the world?
OK, let's give these doors a try!
So, I dunno, Cricket, you think this is Chip's office?
[snorts]
OK, let's search for that petition.
[Cricket] A password, huh?
Maybe I can make an educated guess!
Let's see, uh... "I hate Cricket."
- [negative beep] - Maybe "Cricket's a dumb doo-doo baby."
- [beeping continues] - Uh...
"Cricket's not smart or popular 1-2-3."
Uh, maybe it's time to try somethin' else.
"Cricket is a peanut-brain garbage goblin."
- OK, that's enough. - [positive ding]
Hey, it worked! We're in!
Shield formation!
Aw, rats!
Oh, no! The family's in trouble!
Oh! I know someone who can help! Code red!
[all grunting]
Ready to help, Master Remy!
Ha-ha-ho! Those goons are so dead.
The Greens are Master Remy's dearest friends!
Anyone who tries to mess with them
has to deal with Vasquez.
Well, hubbity bubbity!
Can we focus on taking down the human death machine, please?
[all screaming]
Ha-ha. Foolish.
- [both grunt] - Mrs. Green!
That's right! Can't let you
have all the fun, hot shot!
[both growl]
Go, guys, go!
- [groaning] - Hm?
Whew!
Hm.
What the...? Tilly!
What are you doin'?
Puttin' everything back!
Tilly, please, you gotta understand,
I'm trying to do what's best for the family.
I need to get you away from all this craziness.
[tires squealing]
Channel 11 News, reporting for duty!
We heard there was a crisis to exploit!
Maria Media here at the site of the new
Wholesome Foods Mega Center, where a civil dispute
has turned into an all-out brawl.
And among the chaos, a family in crisis.
Tilly, look around. This is happening
whether we like it or not. The way I see it,
we can move forward like we always have,
or we can stay and fight a losing battle.
But Papa, the battle isn't lost.
When we stand up for ourselves, it makes a difference.
Just like Mama did when she freed those dairy cows!
And what difference did it make?
We still lost the farm, and she went to jail!
She shouldn't have fought a losing battle.
Well, I'm glad she did!
This is getting good! Get it, get it, get it!
Mama knew the risks, but she couldn't stand by
while our family was under attack.
And now, the Green family is under attack again!
Maybe we are just the little guys,
but if we stand together as a family,
we have a real chance to turn things around.
And I won't give up on our home while there's still a chance.
Isn't our family worth fightin' for?
- I... - Ugh! This is taking too long!
- Send in the riders! - [gasps] Mm.
- [blows fanfare] - [rumbling]
What in the world?!
What the heck is...?
[both yelp]
What do we do, Papa?
Papa, come back!
Hold on, we're comin'! Aah!
I'm not lettin' anybody touch our house!
And neither am I!
That didn't even slow them down.
That's all right. Wasn't supposed to.
[chickens clucking]
[all screaming]
Aah! My eyes! My soft, vulnerable eyes!
Avenge us, brothers!
[all growling]
Stand back, Tilly. It's time I defended our home.
Really, Papa?
Well, you were right, Till.
I wanted to move on. [exclaiming]
Because I was afraid of losing something
important again. But even if that does happen...
[both grunting]
...at least... [screaming]
...we won't go down without a fight!
- All right, Papa! - Attaboy, Bill!
[both grunting]
Now, come on, you.
- [screaming] - Charge!
- Come get me. - Come on, fight!
What kind of construction workers are you?
Mr. Whistler! Sir! Two small children
have entered the office level. I was unable to stop them.
They're gonna find everything. You. You're fired.
Goons! You're with me! I'm done playing.
Stay strong, family. Oh! I should be there!
Good golly! Your family is going to lose their house?!
Yes, and I wish I could be there to help.
Oh, this puts me in a tough spot.
I don't want your family to leave.
You're my favorite people to police.
Keys, please!
Hmm...
Gavel, gavel, your sentence is overruled!
Now, let's get you home!
Not before we get the mayor.
Boy, you ask for a lot of favors.
I like it!
Remy, how's the clickity clack goin'?
- [beep] - [gasps] Actually, I think I just found
what we were looking for.
In English, Remy!
Cricket, look! All the signatures
are from the same IP address.
If everyone in Big City really signed this,
these numbers should all be different.
Which means the petition was faked!
Not just my name, all of them!
This is the proof we needed! All we have to do
is show this to the mayor! Holy moly, bud, you did it!
Wait. That means our neighbors and the people of Big City
don't actually hate us. Booyah.
- All done! - [Chip] Bravo.
Ya little scamps. Now, gimme, gimme.
Cricket, run!
- After him! - [Remy] Wait!
I've got something to say.
Has anyone seen my daddy? [sobs] I've looked all over,
but I can't find him, and I... I'm really scared!
- Aw, it's all right, little guy. - We'll help him!
Do you remember anything else about your papa?
We have a very brave boy looking for his papa over here.
Repeat, the bravest, best boy.
You guys! It's clearly a trick!
Wait. Where's the...? Cricket.
Time to finish this.
[gasps] They just keep comin'!
- [banging] - Huh? No!
- [both straining] - Finally!
Bulldozers are clear!
[police siren]
Oh, man...
Right this way, Mr. Mayor!
Now, you guys, what's the big idea
of waking me up in the middle of the night?
I was having the most wonderful dream!
Mayor, please, call off Chip and his goons.
I'm sorry, but I can't do anything
because of the petition.
But Mayor, the petition is a fake!
Well, that would certainly change things.
But where's the proof?
[grunting, panting]
[coughing]
Listen up, everybody!
- [shouting] Hey! Hey! - Cricket?
Now, I need y'all to listen real hard!
You can't demolish our house!
Because Chip's petition is fake, and here's the proof...
Aah! No, no, no, no, no!
Oopsie! Did my new chopper get in the way?
[shocked muttering]
Hm. Well, that was interesting.
Don't know what those silly papers were all about,
but you're just going to have to accept
that the majority of this city wants your house destroyed!
[citizens of Big City] No, we don't!
[Mayor gasps] My citizens!
We've been watching everything on the news, Mr. Mayor.
You can't get rid of the Greens!
But I thought you all wanted the Greens to go!
We might not always get along.
They may be weird...
And stinky...
[all] But none of that matters,
because they're really nice people!
We want the Greens to stay!
Oh, boy! Everyone's mad at me!
Oh, how am I gonna fix this?
By doin' what you do best, Mayor.
Making people happy.
Ahh!
People of Big City, your mayor hears you.
The Greens' house will not be destroyed,
and Wholesome Foods has to put everything back
the way it was!
All right, you heard the mayor.
Pack it up, boys.
Oh, uh... sorry.
Uh... I'll fix that, ma'am.
Chip, I'm sorry to say,
but you are hereby banned from Big City.
What?! You can't ban me!
Our house is saved!
Yeah! We did it!
Cricket Green, you've made a fool of me
for the last time!
- [both] Cricket! - Oh, boy.
This had better work!
- Aah! - [screaming]
[screaming]
- [all gasp] - [screaming]
Somebody better catch me!
- I got you, boy! - [screaming, grunts]
- All my decisions are good ones! - [helicopter approaches]
Now I can get rid of all the Greens at once!
[evil laughter]
Come and get me, chicken!
[evil laughter]
[grunts]
[groaning] No...
Well, Chip, looks like you're the one
who doesn't belong in Big City.
- Why, you... Oh. - [helicopter rumbling]
Bingo. Bango.
[Chip screaming]
And that's how you launch a chicken into space.
It's really startin' to feel like home again.
Mm.
[sighs] No more bulldozers, no more Chip.
Yep! Good to have everything exactly back to the way it was!
[car approaching]
[groaning]
Oh, hey, Gloria! Good to see ya!
What are ya doin'?
Well, I lost both of my jobs because of this crazy family,
and I can't afford to live in my apartment anymore,
so I'll be living here for a while.
And I don't want to hear anything about it.
Is she serious?
Uh... I think so.
♪ I got sweat in my eyes
♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪
♪ I fell out a big old tree
♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by dogs Bit by a frog ♪
♪ Got a rash on my legs
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs
♪ I got splinters
♪ In seven and ten
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪