[Cricket] Gather round, gather round,
and welcome to Bring Your Family to Work Day,
where I get to show you how I do my job.
This here is our coffee station,
where I make all that good bean juice.
Wow, son, it's so great to be able to watch you work!
Ha-ha-ho! You're gonna do more than watch.
Who wants to get the hands-on experience?
-Brown? My favorite color! -Ooh! Very nice!
Hey. I see what you're doing,
tricking your familyinto doing work for you.
Maybe...
What do you think Ms. Chowould think about this?
She's fine with it!
-[grunts] - Ugh. Whatever.
[Chip] I've got eyes on you, Cricket Green.
Eyes from five slightly different camera angles.
After my next big plan, you and your family
will regret ever stepping foot in my city!
In Chip Whistler's city! [evil laugh]
Actually, sir, the city's more of a mix
between public and private lands
with four zones devoted solely to residential--
I don't care about zoning laws!
What I care about is taking down
the Green family, once and for all!
I'll admit, my plans of the pasthave all had... mishaps.
Operation Crop Cover was brilliant on paper.
Hm?
Good luck growing vegetables without the sun! [evil laugh]
[Chip] But there were too many technical setbacks.
Same goes for Operation Stand Sabotage.
Whoa--! [sighs]
[evil laughing]
[Chip] No matter how much work I put into a plan,
there's always something that gets in my way!
Aaah--Oof!
That last one might have beena sleep-deprived hallucination.
-[knocking] -Ah, sorry to interrupt
your extended monologue,but the VP is here to see you.
Hello, Chip.
Ahh! No! I like it spooky!
Sorry, Chip, but we've been waiting on you
to sign these forms for weeks.
[groans, whines]
I don't have time for this!
Also, the board's weekly meetingis starting soon.
As the Wholesome Foods CEO, you really should be there.
Sorry, but I've got too much onmy plate here, chipping--
-[rimshot] -[cough]
--away at a much more pressing issue,
so thank you for nothing, goodbye! Now, where were we?
Oh, right. Watch out, Cricket Green.
I've still got one last trick up my sleeve.
Aw, jeez, what have you gotten yourself into, Bill?
So many little parts!
-Hiya, Pop! -Ohh!
How's the Big Coffee
Hands-On Experience goin'?
OK, I guess, but cleanin' this thing
is a bit harder than I imagined.
Actually, I could really use your help.
Heh-heh, oh, no you don't, big guy.
I've got full confidence in you.[clicks tongue]
Oh! Heh. Heck.
Hey, Tilly, how's the moppin'-- I mean, water drawinggoing?
You're just in time!Princess Clementine
and Prince Salvadorjust eloped!
[as Prince Salvador] "Oh, my dearest Clementine,
let us smooch. Mwah!"
Aren't they just perfectfor each other?
Great work, Tilly! Just don't forget to erase
the whole floor now!
-You got it, brother! -Fantastic!
-[grunting] -Hey, Gramma! Grindin' up those beans real good, huh?
Ha! You thought I couldn't do it, but I'm showin' you!
Yes. Yes you are, madam.
Keep on at it, everyone! I gotta go take my
state-mandatory four-to-six-hour break now--
Whoa! [clears throat] Against the law if I don't!
But I'll be back to join y'all after.
This is insane. You're just gonna let him
-lay around all day? -[groans indifferently]
It's fine, because he convinced his family to work for free?
[grumbles "Mm-hmm"]
Why didn't I bring my family?
You know they live really far away!
B-Besides, Bring Your Familyto Work Day isn't a real thing!
[heavy rumbling]
[gasps]
What the heck is that?
Oh, you mean my Wholesome Foods Coffee Truck?
[laughs] Oh, never mind, it's just Chip.
What on earth are you doing?
Little lady, I am putting Big Coffee out of business!
And then Cricket will have to get a new job,
and the commute will probably be really long,
and he will be so inconvenienced!
And how, exactly, do you plan on putting
Big Coffee out of business?
Sir! Are you looking for a coffee?
Oh! Yeah, I was just gonna go in here and buy some.
No need! Greg, top him off!
Stop. Venti, venti.
Hey, buddy, you had enough?
[smacking lips] I have! Thank you!
Goodbye! [humming]
[evil laugh] Now, do that grandma!
Huh?
Thank you!
[evil laugh] I'll be here day and night,
caffeinating any thirsty customer
who comes close to this place!
And you'll be out of business in less than a week!
Don't worry, Ms. Cho.
Chip's plan ain't gonna work.
[Chip] Uh, excuse me?
What do you mean, it's not gonna work?
Chip, you're a joke! We all know how this goes!
First, you make a goofy little plan,
it fails, you chip your tooth.
And then I come out on top. Bingo bango.
I'm-- I'm not a joke! You're a joke!
-Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm yourself.
-Hello! -Oh!
Just a heads-up, citizen.
You seem to have parked next to a fire hydrant.
Ugh! Just give me a citation or whatever.
Sure! No sweat! Also, heads-up,
you're getting towed on account
of what I said earlier about that fire hydrant.
What?! Wha-wha-whoa!
Whaa--! [groans]
Aah! [grunts, groaning]
Hey, is everything OK out he--
Oh, never mind, it's just Chip.
[groans] Is that all ya got? A tow truck?
[screaming]
Ha-ha! Is this where my plan fails and I chip my tooth?
'Cause good luck! I have titanium teeth now!
And they'll never-- [screaming]
I'm sorry to inform you that I still haven't
chipped my tooth, thanks to my indestructible--
[whistling] Told ya, Chip.
A nice one for my collection.
Good try!
[groans] Huh?
[screams]
[groans]
Cricket's right. I'm a joke.
[phone ringing]
- Chip? -Hey, Dad.
Son, I hear you've been skipping out
on your CEO duties lately.
Yeah, I've been busy... trying to destroy the Gr--
Uh, a-- a work problem! Yeah, destroy a work problem!
Well, what's the holdup? You're the boss now!
I know! It's just that things always backfire on me.
You don't have to go it alone, son.
Put the company to work for you.
-The company? - Wholesome Foods is yours now.
That comes with a lot of power and resources.
Enough to take care of any little work problem
that comes along. You're a CEO.
All you gotta do is start acting like one.
-Yeah... - Love you, son.
-Mm-hmm. -[phone beeps]
Uh, hey, boss.Everything OK?
I have no need for you two anymore. You're both fired.
-What? -Get out!
Things are going to bea little different from now on.
[evil chuckle]
The third quarter numbers are looking favorable
-for the-- -[door opens]
Chip! So glad you could spare a few minutes
out of your busy schedule to do your job.
Fair point. I've been too busy chasing side ventures
to see the bigger picture. But those days are over.
From here on out, I'm all in.
So get out of my chair.
Yes, Mr. Whistler.
We are at the dawn of a new erafor Wholesome Foods.
May I present to you all...
my Wholesome Foods expansion plan.
Is everyone ready for day two
of Bring Your Family to Work Day?
[all groan]
Hey, c'mon, now! I expect my workers
to have a better attitude than that!
Workers? Has all this been some sorta ruse
to make us do your job for you?
What? You wound me, father! I would never besmirch
the good name of Bring Your Family to Work Day.
That's not a thing, is it?
All right, all right, you got me.
Gosh, I hope I grow up to be as smart
and perceptive as you, Father.
Oh! Well, shoot, Cricket, I--
Hey, stop that! I've had enough!
Let's all get outta here and leave Cricket to his job!
-Ah, dang it. -And what have you learned from this, brother?
Tricking your family only works for so long,
so enjoy it while it lasts.
Hello, Green family!
Hey look, it's Chip! What's the plan,
you gonna pry open the register
and knock out your front tooth?
Cricket, we've seen his tooth do that already!
It's gonna be front tooth stays in,
but all the rest fall out around it.
Kids, please! It'll be a canine
or somethin' from the lower set.
My money's on a molar.
You guys are too... funny.
I'd like to introduce you guys to my new Wholesome Squad.
Well, hello, young man-- Aah! What the heck?!
Oof! Sir, I don't thinkyou're allowed to do that.
-[both] Dad! -You leave him alone, Chip!
-Uh... Ms. Cho... -[grunts]
Pause it for a sec, fellas. Sorry about that.
They're just excited to geta head start on dismantling.
Quit hidin' behind your goons, and fight me yourself, coward!
-Yah! [grunting] -Aw, Cricket.
Attacking an old friend isn'tvery wholesome, now, is it?
That's enough, Chip. Either get out,
or we're calling the police.
Oh, there's no need for that.
True, I don't own the place yet,
but I will in about... five seconds.
[grunts] Mmm!
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. [grunting excitedly]
Peace out, my dudes.
OK. Now, I own it.
Which reminds me, you're all fired. Get out.
[all grunt, groan]
[pants] OK, his plan is working,but where's the part
where it backfires on him? That's gotta be next, right?
Hey, Cricket! Thank you so much
for helping me get on the right track.
I'd have stayed the same forever without your advice.
But I think my Wholesome Foods expansion plan
will need a bit... more... space.
Who's a joke now? Adios,Cricket!
This ain't good.Is he comin' after the house?
[nervous laugh] That wouldreally not be good!
Yeah, 'cause we still live in it!
I'm out of a job! How am I gonna pay rent?
Are we gonna lose our house?!
Chip has finally gone insane!
What the heck is going on?!
Chip can't win! It can't end like this!
And yet... it just... did.