1 00:00:02,070 --> 00:00:04,072 Gather round, gather round, 2 00:00:04,115 --> 00:00:06,640 and welcome to Bring Your Family to Work Day, 3 00:00:06,683 --> 00:00:08,859 where I get to show you how I do my job. 4 00:00:08,903 --> 00:00:10,426 This here is our coffee station, 5 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:12,950 where I make all that good bean juice. 6 00:00:12,994 --> 00:00:15,257 Wow, son, it's so great to be able to watch you work! 7 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:17,346 Ha-ha-ho! You're gonna do more than watch. 8 00:00:17,389 --> 00:00:20,044 Who wants to get the hands-on experience? 9 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:22,482 -Brown? My favorite color! -Ooh! Very nice! 10 00:00:22,525 --> 00:00:24,266 Hey. I see what you're doing, 11 00:00:24,309 --> 00:00:26,616 tricking your familyinto doing work for you. 12 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:28,270 Maybe... 13 00:00:28,313 --> 00:00:30,664 What do you think Ms. Chowould think about this? 14 00:00:30,707 --> 00:00:31,882 She's fine with it! 15 00:00:31,926 --> 00:00:34,102 - Ugh. Whatever. 16 00:00:36,539 --> 00:00:39,150 I've got eyes on you, Cricket Green. 17 00:00:39,194 --> 00:00:43,590 Eyes from five slightly different camera angles. 18 00:00:43,633 --> 00:00:46,375 After my next big plan, you and your family 19 00:00:46,418 --> 00:00:49,334 will regret ever stepping foot in my city! 20 00:00:49,378 --> 00:00:53,556 In Chip Whistler's city! 21 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,384 Actually, sir, the city's more of a mix 22 00:00:55,427 --> 00:00:56,690 between public and private lands 23 00:00:56,733 --> 00:00:58,692 with four zones devoted solely to residential-- 24 00:00:58,735 --> 00:01:00,911 I don't care about zoning laws! 25 00:01:00,955 --> 00:01:02,826 What I care about is taking down 26 00:01:02,870 --> 00:01:05,394 the Green family, once and for all! 27 00:01:05,437 --> 00:01:08,963 I'll admit, my plans of the pasthave all had... mishaps. 28 00:01:09,006 --> 00:01:11,705 Operation Crop Cover was brilliant on paper. 29 00:01:11,748 --> 00:01:13,837 Hm? 30 00:01:13,881 --> 00:01:18,146 Good luck growing vegetables without the sun! 31 00:01:18,189 --> 00:01:22,063 But there were too many technical setbacks. 32 00:01:22,106 --> 00:01:24,500 Same goes for Operation Stand Sabotage. 33 00:01:25,414 --> 00:01:27,503 Whoa--! 34 00:01:31,681 --> 00:01:34,379 No matter how much work I put into a plan, 35 00:01:34,423 --> 00:01:36,512 there's always something that gets in my way! 36 00:01:36,556 --> 00:01:38,383 Aaah--Oof! 37 00:01:38,427 --> 00:01:40,734 That last one might have beena sleep-deprived hallucination. 38 00:01:40,777 --> 00:01:43,084 -Ah, sorry to interrupt 39 00:01:43,127 --> 00:01:45,826 your extended monologue,but the VP is here to see you. 40 00:01:45,869 --> 00:01:46,870 Hello, Chip. 41 00:01:48,132 --> 00:01:51,092 Ahh! No! I like it spooky! 42 00:01:51,135 --> 00:01:52,789 Sorry, Chip, but we've been waiting on you 43 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:54,443 to sign these forms for weeks. 44 00:01:57,707 --> 00:01:59,666 I don't have time for this! 45 00:01:59,709 --> 00:02:02,407 Also, the board's weekly meetingis starting soon. 46 00:02:02,451 --> 00:02:05,541 As the Wholesome Foods CEO, you really should be there. 47 00:02:05,585 --> 00:02:09,414 Sorry, but I've got too much onmy plate here, chipping-- 48 00:02:11,242 --> 00:02:14,506 --away at a much more pressing issue, 49 00:02:14,550 --> 00:02:20,077 so thank you for nothing, goodbye! Now, where were we? 50 00:02:20,121 --> 00:02:22,906 Oh, right. Watch out, Cricket Green. 51 00:02:22,950 --> 00:02:26,606 I've still got one last trick up my sleeve. 52 00:02:26,649 --> 00:02:29,565 Aw, jeez, what have you gotten yourself into, Bill? 53 00:02:29,609 --> 00:02:30,784 So many little parts! 54 00:02:30,827 --> 00:02:31,785 -Hiya, Pop! -Ohh! 55 00:02:31,828 --> 00:02:32,786 How's the Big Coffee 56 00:02:32,829 --> 00:02:34,657 Hands-On Experience goin'? 57 00:02:34,701 --> 00:02:37,007 OK, I guess, but cleanin' this thing 58 00:02:37,051 --> 00:02:38,661 is a bit harder than I imagined. 59 00:02:38,705 --> 00:02:40,576 Actually, I could really use your help. 60 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,404 Heh-heh, oh, no you don't, big guy. 61 00:02:42,447 --> 00:02:45,146 I've got full confidence in you. 62 00:02:45,189 --> 00:02:47,365 Oh! Heh. Heck. 63 00:02:47,409 --> 00:02:50,804 Hey, Tilly, how's the moppin'-- I mean, water drawinggoing? 64 00:02:50,847 --> 00:02:52,980 You're just in time!Princess Clementine 65 00:02:53,023 --> 00:02:55,373 and Prince Salvadorjust eloped! 66 00:02:55,417 --> 00:02:57,767 "Oh, my dearest Clementine, 67 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:59,900 let us smooch. Mwah!" 68 00:02:59,943 --> 00:03:01,771 Aren't they just perfectfor each other? 69 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:04,078 Great work, Tilly! Just don't forget to erase 70 00:03:04,121 --> 00:03:05,862 the whole floor now! 71 00:03:05,906 --> 00:03:08,256 -You got it, brother! -Fantastic! 72 00:03:08,299 --> 00:03:11,346 -Hey, Gramma! Grindin' up those beans real good, huh? 73 00:03:11,389 --> 00:03:15,480 Ha! You thought I couldn't do it, but I'm showin' you! 74 00:03:15,524 --> 00:03:17,657 Yes. Yes you are, madam. 75 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,789 Keep on at it, everyone! I gotta go take my 76 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,313 state-mandatory four-to-six-hour break now-- 77 00:03:22,357 --> 00:03:24,707 Whoa! Against the law if I don't! 78 00:03:24,751 --> 00:03:26,883 But I'll be back to join y'all after. 79 00:03:26,927 --> 00:03:28,798 This is insane. You're just gonna let him 80 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,931 -lay around all day? 81 00:03:30,974 --> 00:03:33,934 It's fine, because he convinced his family to work for free? 82 00:03:35,544 --> 00:03:36,937 Why didn't I bring my family? 83 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:38,721 You know they live really far away! 84 00:03:38,765 --> 00:03:41,942 B-Besides, Bring Your Familyto Work Day isn't a real thing! 85 00:03:49,776 --> 00:03:51,038 What the heck is that? 86 00:03:51,081 --> 00:03:55,607 Oh, you mean my Wholesome Foods Coffee Truck? 87 00:03:55,651 --> 00:03:58,567 Oh, never mind, it's just Chip. 88 00:03:58,610 --> 00:04:00,612 What on earth are you doing? 89 00:04:00,656 --> 00:04:03,790 Little lady, I am putting Big Coffee out of business! 90 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:06,009 And then Cricket will have to get a new job, 91 00:04:06,053 --> 00:04:08,011 and the commute will probably be really long, 92 00:04:08,055 --> 00:04:10,753 and he will be so inconvenienced! 93 00:04:10,797 --> 00:04:12,842 And how, exactly, do you plan on putting 94 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,844 Big Coffee out of business? 95 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,498 Sir! Are you looking for a coffee? 96 00:04:16,541 --> 00:04:19,457 Oh! Yeah, I was just gonna go in here and buy some. 97 00:04:19,501 --> 00:04:21,633 No need! Greg, top him off! 98 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,509 Stop. Venti, venti. 99 00:04:27,552 --> 00:04:28,858 Hey, buddy, you had enough? 100 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:32,819 I have! Thank you! 101 00:04:32,862 --> 00:04:35,212 Goodbye! 102 00:04:35,256 --> 00:04:38,172 Now, do that grandma! 103 00:04:38,215 --> 00:04:39,216 Huh? 104 00:04:40,304 --> 00:04:41,871 Thank you! 105 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:44,918 I'll be here day and night, 106 00:04:44,961 --> 00:04:46,789 caffeinating any thirsty customer 107 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:48,748 who comes close to this place! 108 00:04:48,791 --> 00:04:51,751 And you'll be out of business in less than a week! 109 00:04:52,969 --> 00:04:54,188 Don't worry, Ms. Cho. 110 00:04:54,231 --> 00:04:55,537 Chip's plan ain't gonna work. 111 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:56,886 Uh, excuse me? 112 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,975 What do you mean, it's not gonna work? 113 00:04:59,019 --> 00:05:02,065 Chip, you're a joke! We all know how this goes! 114 00:05:02,109 --> 00:05:03,806 First, you make a goofy little plan, 115 00:05:03,850 --> 00:05:06,069 it fails, you chip your tooth. 116 00:05:06,113 --> 00:05:08,419 And then I come out on top. Bingo bango. 117 00:05:08,463 --> 00:05:10,421 I'm-- I'm not a joke! You're a joke! 118 00:05:10,465 --> 00:05:13,033 -Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm yourself. 119 00:05:13,076 --> 00:05:14,425 -Hello! -Oh! 120 00:05:14,469 --> 00:05:15,862 Just a heads-up, citizen. 121 00:05:15,905 --> 00:05:18,690 You seem to have parked next to a fire hydrant. 122 00:05:18,734 --> 00:05:20,823 Ugh! Just give me a citation or whatever. 123 00:05:20,867 --> 00:05:22,869 Sure! No sweat! Also, heads-up, 124 00:05:22,912 --> 00:05:24,218 you're getting towed on account 125 00:05:24,261 --> 00:05:26,176 of what I said earlier about that fire hydrant. 126 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:28,657 What?! Wha-wha-whoa! 127 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:31,312 Whaa--! 128 00:05:31,355 --> 00:05:34,924 Aah! 129 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:35,882 Hey, is everything OK out he-- 130 00:05:35,925 --> 00:05:37,666 Oh, never mind, it's just Chip. 131 00:05:37,709 --> 00:05:40,843 Is that all ya got? A tow truck? 132 00:05:45,282 --> 00:05:48,938 Ha-ha! Is this where my plan fails and I chip my tooth? 133 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:51,941 'Cause good luck! I have titanium teeth now! 134 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,944 And they'll never-- 135 00:05:58,165 --> 00:06:00,907 I'm sorry to inform you that I still haven't 136 00:06:00,950 --> 00:06:04,824 chipped my tooth, thanks to my indestructible-- 137 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:08,653 Told ya, Chip. 138 00:06:08,697 --> 00:06:10,568 A nice one for my collection. 139 00:06:10,612 --> 00:06:12,744 Good try! 140 00:06:12,788 --> 00:06:14,877 Huh? 141 00:06:22,842 --> 00:06:25,105 Cricket's right. I'm a joke. 142 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:29,370 - Chip? -Hey, Dad. 143 00:06:29,413 --> 00:06:30,980 Son, I hear you've been skipping out 144 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,156 on your CEO duties lately. 145 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,203 Yeah, I've been busy... trying to destroy the Gr-- 146 00:06:36,246 --> 00:06:39,467 Uh, a-- a work problem! Yeah, destroy a work problem! 147 00:06:39,510 --> 00:06:41,817 Well, what's the holdup? You're the boss now! 148 00:06:41,861 --> 00:06:45,473 I know! It's just that things always backfire on me. 149 00:06:45,516 --> 00:06:47,475 You don't have to go it alone, son. 150 00:06:47,518 --> 00:06:49,477 Put the company to work for you. 151 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,610 -The company? - Wholesome Foods is yours now. 152 00:06:52,654 --> 00:06:54,917 That comes with a lot of power and resources. 153 00:06:54,961 --> 00:06:56,658 Enough to take care of any little work problem 154 00:06:56,701 --> 00:06:59,008 that comes along. You're a CEO. 155 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:01,881 All you gotta do is start acting like one. 156 00:07:01,924 --> 00:07:03,447 -Yeah... - Love you, son. 157 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:04,535 -Mm-hmm. 158 00:07:07,974 --> 00:07:10,106 Uh, hey, boss.Everything OK? 159 00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:13,022 I have no need for you two anymore. You're both fired. 160 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,764 -What? -Get out! 161 00:07:15,807 --> 00:07:18,158 Things are going to bea little different from now on. 162 00:07:19,986 --> 00:07:21,944 The third quarter numbers are looking favorable 163 00:07:21,988 --> 00:07:23,772 -for the-- 164 00:07:23,815 --> 00:07:26,122 Chip! So glad you could spare a few minutes 165 00:07:26,166 --> 00:07:28,733 out of your busy schedule to do your job. 166 00:07:28,777 --> 00:07:31,736 Fair point. I've been too busy chasing side ventures 167 00:07:31,780 --> 00:07:34,652 to see the bigger picture. But those days are over. 168 00:07:34,696 --> 00:07:36,828 From here on out, I'm all in. 169 00:07:36,872 --> 00:07:38,526 So get out of my chair. 170 00:07:38,569 --> 00:07:40,310 Yes, Mr. Whistler. 171 00:07:40,354 --> 00:07:43,879 We are at the dawn of a new erafor Wholesome Foods. 172 00:07:43,923 --> 00:07:45,750 May I present to you all... 173 00:07:45,794 --> 00:07:49,667 my Wholesome Foods expansion plan. 174 00:07:49,711 --> 00:07:50,799 Is everyone ready for day two 175 00:07:50,842 --> 00:07:53,541 of Bring Your Family to Work Day? 176 00:07:54,803 --> 00:07:56,805 Hey, c'mon, now! I expect my workers 177 00:07:56,848 --> 00:07:58,241 to have a better attitude than that! 178 00:07:58,285 --> 00:08:00,983 Workers? Has all this been some sorta ruse 179 00:08:01,027 --> 00:08:02,637 to make us do your job for you? 180 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,640 What? You wound me, father! I would never besmirch 181 00:08:05,683 --> 00:08:07,250 the good name of Bring Your Family to Work Day. 182 00:08:07,294 --> 00:08:08,904 That's not a thing, is it? 183 00:08:08,948 --> 00:08:10,906 All right, all right, you got me. 184 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:12,995 Gosh, I hope I grow up to be as smart 185 00:08:13,039 --> 00:08:14,736 and perceptive as you, Father. 186 00:08:14,779 --> 00:08:16,477 Oh! Well, shoot, Cricket, I-- 187 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,479 Hey, stop that! I've had enough! 188 00:08:18,522 --> 00:08:21,569 Let's all get outta here and leave Cricket to his job! 189 00:08:21,612 --> 00:08:24,920 -Ah, dang it. -And what have you learned from this, brother? 190 00:08:24,964 --> 00:08:26,922 Tricking your family only works for so long, 191 00:08:26,966 --> 00:08:28,880 so enjoy it while it lasts. 192 00:08:28,924 --> 00:08:31,013 Hello, Green family! 193 00:08:31,057 --> 00:08:32,841 Hey look, it's Chip! What's the plan, 194 00:08:32,884 --> 00:08:34,103 you gonna pry open the register 195 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,931 and knock out your front tooth? 196 00:08:35,975 --> 00:08:38,064 Cricket, we've seen his tooth do that already! 197 00:08:38,107 --> 00:08:39,804 It's gonna be front tooth stays in, 198 00:08:39,848 --> 00:08:41,763 but all the rest fall out around it. 199 00:08:41,806 --> 00:08:44,026 Kids, please! It'll be a canine 200 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:45,332 or somethin' from the lower set. 201 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:46,855 My money's on a molar. 202 00:08:46,898 --> 00:08:50,685 You guys are too... funny. 203 00:08:50,728 --> 00:08:54,297 I'd like to introduce you guys to my new Wholesome Squad. 204 00:08:54,341 --> 00:08:58,780 Well, hello, young man-- Aah! What the heck?! 205 00:08:58,823 --> 00:09:01,478 Oof! Sir, I don't thinkyou're allowed to do that. 206 00:09:01,522 --> 00:09:03,785 - Dad! -You leave him alone, Chip! 207 00:09:03,828 --> 00:09:05,874 -Uh... Ms. Cho... 208 00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:08,355 Pause it for a sec, fellas. Sorry about that. 209 00:09:08,398 --> 00:09:11,532 They're just excited to geta head start on dismantling. 210 00:09:11,575 --> 00:09:15,057 Quit hidin' behind your goons, and fight me yourself, coward! 211 00:09:15,101 --> 00:09:16,972 -Yah! -Aw, Cricket. 212 00:09:17,016 --> 00:09:19,801 Attacking an old friend isn'tvery wholesome, now, is it? 213 00:09:19,844 --> 00:09:21,846 That's enough, Chip. Either get out, 214 00:09:21,890 --> 00:09:23,370 or we're calling the police. 215 00:09:23,413 --> 00:09:25,067 Oh, there's no need for that. 216 00:09:25,111 --> 00:09:26,938 True, I don't own the place yet, 217 00:09:26,982 --> 00:09:30,551 but I will in about... five seconds. 218 00:09:30,594 --> 00:09:33,510 Mmm! 219 00:09:33,554 --> 00:09:37,036 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 220 00:09:37,079 --> 00:09:38,515 Peace out, my dudes. 221 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:40,082 OK. Now, I own it. 222 00:09:40,126 --> 00:09:42,519 Which reminds me, you're all fired. Get out. 223 00:09:45,087 --> 00:09:48,003 OK, his plan is working,but where's the part 224 00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:50,571 where it backfires on him? That's gotta be next, right? 225 00:09:50,614 --> 00:09:53,008 Hey, Cricket! Thank you so much 226 00:09:53,052 --> 00:09:55,010 for helping me get on the right track. 227 00:09:55,054 --> 00:09:57,360 I'd have stayed the same forever without your advice. 228 00:09:57,404 --> 00:09:59,971 But I think my Wholesome Foods expansion plan 229 00:10:00,015 --> 00:10:04,106 will need a bit... more... space. 230 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:08,110 Who's a joke now? Adios,Cricket! 231 00:10:08,154 --> 00:10:11,244 This ain't good.Is he comin' after the house? 232 00:10:11,287 --> 00:10:13,463 That wouldreally not be good! 233 00:10:13,507 --> 00:10:15,509 Yeah, 'cause we still live in it! 234 00:10:15,552 --> 00:10:17,946 I'm out of a job! How am I gonna pay rent? 235 00:10:17,989 --> 00:10:19,774 Are we gonna lose our house?! 236 00:10:19,817 --> 00:10:21,906 Chip has finally gone insane! 237 00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:23,908 What the heck is going on?! 238 00:10:23,952 --> 00:10:26,694 Chip can't win! It can't end like this! 239 00:10:26,737 --> 00:10:29,740 And yet... it just... did.