1 00:00:01,877 --> 00:00:05,047 On to the 13th stop on our Statue Saturday tour. 2 00:00:05,047 --> 00:00:07,299 If we don't hurry, it'll run off. [laughs] 3 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:10,553 Just kidding. Statues famously cannot move. 4 00:00:10,553 --> 00:00:12,555 So, y'all having fun? 5 00:00:12,555 --> 00:00:15,808 This is so boring! 6 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,144 I gotta get out of here! [whimpers] 7 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:21,480 Bill Green! I found your precious little scamp wandering the streets alone. 8 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,983 Better keep an eye on him. Ta-ta! 9 00:00:23,983 --> 00:00:27,987 Papa, how many more inanimate figures of history are left on this tour? 10 00:00:27,987 --> 00:00:30,322 Don't worry, sweetie. We're almost done... 11 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:31,949 with the first quarter! 12 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,117 Now, buckle up. 13 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:35,494 This next statue is a real doozy. 14 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:38,080 The guy who almost invented the wheel. 15 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,291 How riveting. 16 00:00:40,291 --> 00:00:44,378 [grumbles] I don't wanna do this anymore and you can't make me! 17 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,713 I'm with Cricket! 18 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,840 Bill, there's no easy way to say this, 19 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,260 but Statue Saturday is boring! 20 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:53,387 Actually, that was very easy. 21 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:56,557 Huh? How can you guys not enjoy this stuff? 22 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,851 Oh, like this. 23 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:01,395 What? Well, that's fine. 24 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:05,191 Instead of a Stat-you Saturday, I'll have a Stat-me Saturday! 25 00:01:05,191 --> 00:01:08,319 Think they're too cool for statues. 26 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:11,739 Can you believe they think my interests aren't interesting? 27 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:14,742 I just wish I had a family who really got me. 28 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:15,993 Whatever. 29 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,870 On to the 15th stop. 30 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,663 [cawing] 31 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:22,374 Uh, hello, crows. 32 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:26,045 Oh, you brought me a tissue. 33 00:01:26,045 --> 00:01:29,548 It's like you knew I was having an emotional day. 34 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:32,801 Like you really, truly get me! 35 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,262 Say, do you all like statues? 36 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,264 [cawing] 37 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:41,018 Oh, yeah! Looks like we got the whole afternoon free. 38 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,645 What do you guys wanna do? 39 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:45,147 Well, we're planning on working on some of our hobbies. 40 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:46,857 Hobbies? Like what? 41 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:50,611 Oh, pan flute, paper chains, plein air painting, 42 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:54,490 and making miniature versions of all our animals using their own hair. 43 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,158 And I knit. 44 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:58,035 Don't you have a hobby you can work on? 45 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:59,662 We can help you find one if you don't. 46 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:01,205 Pssh! Hobby-shmobby! 47 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:03,207 I can entertain myself. 48 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,753 [clicks tongue, smacks lips] 49 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:10,172 [hums] Hmm. 50 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:13,050 On second thought, can y'all help me find a hobby? 51 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:15,553 You guys are gonna love this next one. 52 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:17,388 This statue is called Abstract. 53 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:20,099 Funny name for a bunch of weird shapes smushed together. 54 00:02:20,099 --> 00:02:21,433 What do y'all think? 55 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:22,977 [cawing] 56 00:02:22,977 --> 00:02:25,354 Wow! What an interesting perspective. 57 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:27,690 Man, y'all are so cool. 58 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:29,567 It kind of makes me wanna sing. 59 00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:35,281 - ♪ Caw, caw, caw, caw ♪ - ♪ Caw, caw, caw, caw ♪ 60 00:02:35,281 --> 00:02:38,784 - ♪ Caw, caw, caw Caw, caw, caw, caw ♪ - ♪ Caw, caw, caw, caw ♪ 61 00:02:39,285 --> 00:02:43,414 ♪ This morning I felt sad and alone and misunderstood ♪ 62 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:47,042 ♪ But then you kind murder Made me feel good ♪ 63 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,752 ♪ Why, you ask? ♪ 64 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:52,172 ♪ 'Cause you get me You let me ♪ 65 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,675 ♪ Do my thing With no apology ♪ 66 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,595 ♪ You know me You show me ♪ 67 00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:59,638 ♪ 'Cause you're my new family ♪ 68 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:00,973 Hey, weirdo! You know you're dancing 69 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:02,391 with a bunch of crows, right? 70 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:05,185 ♪ Yes, they're birds And we only just met ♪ 71 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:08,188 ♪ But I'm a grown man With no regret ♪ 72 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:11,775 ♪ You see me You free me ♪ 73 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:14,486 ♪ I'm letting go of who doesn't serve me ♪ 74 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:17,156 ♪ You get me You let me ♪ 75 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:19,199 ♪ Be in your murder company ♪ 76 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,159 You've lost it! 77 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,327 No, I've found it. 78 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:27,916 ♪ I've found my crow family ♪ 79 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:31,837 All right, Cricket. 80 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,922 Lucky for you, finding hobbies for others 81 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,674 happens to be one of my hobbies. 82 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,843 So, let's get hobby-hunting! 83 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,386 Roller skating! 84 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:43,432 Oh! But what if we made it a little more interesting? 85 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:44,975 I don't know if that's a-- 86 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,935 Whoa, whoa, whoa! [groans] 87 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:49,271 Not roller skating. 88 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,397 Pottery! 89 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,608 How's it going, Cricket? 90 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:54,151 [yelling] 91 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:57,363 Stamp collecting! 92 00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:59,323 Uh, guys! 93 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:01,116 Gardening? 94 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,576 Water? [scoffs] 95 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,579 If I was a flower, I'd want something a lot sweeter. 96 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,623 [chuckles nervously] Won't maple syrup attract-- 97 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:10,334 [yells] Ants! 98 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,670 They're in my mouth! They're in my mouth! 99 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:14,797 Look at that. You found your hobby, 100 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:16,590 being attacked by fire ants. 101 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,551 Fine. We'll keep trying. 102 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:20,844 This is it. 103 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,638 Welcome to your new home! 104 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:25,224 Oh, I can't wait for everyone to meet y'all. 105 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:27,601 No, Cricket. The bottle's for the ship. 106 00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:30,062 Oh. 107 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,314 Hello, family! 108 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:33,691 [cawing] 109 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:34,942 [objects clattering] 110 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:39,113 What in tarnation is going on here? 111 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:40,572 Everyone, meet the murderers. 112 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:41,824 [cawing] 113 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:44,243 The newest additions to the Green family. 114 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:46,286 You're telling me these things are moving in with us? 115 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,664 [yells] 116 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:52,418 Bill Green, you better get these pests out of my house right now! 117 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:53,585 [yells] 118 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,088 Pests? But crows are cool. 119 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:58,632 Tilly, you like animals, right? 120 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:02,469 Uh, I think my animal-loving nature has a limit. 121 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,096 I should have known. 122 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:06,223 Whatever! We're outta here! 123 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,434 Come on, cramily! 124 00:05:08,434 --> 00:05:11,395 Cramily is what I call my crow family, by the way. [scoffs] 125 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:13,313 [door slams] 126 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,941 Well, Bill's going through it today. 127 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:18,277 Nobody disses my cramily. 128 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:19,903 [scoffs] So rude. 129 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:20,863 [people murmuring] 130 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:22,614 Huh? 131 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,074 - [woman] Look at all the crows. - [woman 2] How bizarre. 132 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,659 What are you looking at? 133 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,494 You got something to say? 134 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:30,748 Oh, that's it! If nobody gets me, 135 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:33,000 I'll embrace the one thing that does! 136 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,336 I'm gonna let my crow wings fly! 137 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,297 So then I was like-- 138 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:41,049 - [cawing] - Huh, what's that noise? [gasps] 139 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,885 What is that? 140 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:44,344 [cawing] 141 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,180 It's crowtime. 142 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,347 Oh, no! 143 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,974 [cawing] 144 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:52,686 I was almost murdered by murder of crows! 145 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,938 That you, Bill? How you doing? [yells] 146 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,648 Yeesh. Somebody's having a day. 147 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:58,317 [cawing] 148 00:05:58,317 --> 00:05:59,526 [laughs] 149 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:00,652 [cawing] 150 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,321 [laughs] 151 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:04,740 You get me now, Big City? 152 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:06,450 Do you get me now? 153 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:07,409 [cawing] 154 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:11,079 Now, brother, I know you've tried a lot of hobbies today, 155 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,791 and all of them have ended in complete and utter chaos. 156 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:15,751 Never should've taught you how to knit. 157 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:19,087 [sighs] I don't know, Tilly. Maybe I'm a lost cause. 158 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,798 What if I never find a hobby? 159 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:23,133 I'd be so unfulfilled. 160 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,343 I don't want that, Tilly. 161 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:26,261 I want to be fully filled! 162 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,097 Don't fret, brother. You will. 163 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:30,766 'Cause I have one more option up my sleeve. 164 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:32,643 [Gramma Alice] Is the hobby getting me down? 165 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,895 We're making slime! 166 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,481 Oh, this is much more up my alley. 167 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:39,608 Ain't no way I'm messing this up. 168 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:40,859 [splattering] 169 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:43,987 And there it is. 170 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,531 Do not worry, brother. 171 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:47,407 Just give me a moment to regroup and-- 172 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,826 Oh, no. It's okay. 173 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:50,577 I don't need a hobby. 174 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,745 I'm Cricket Green. 175 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,163 [chuckles awkwardly] Bingo bango! 176 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,582 Now, if you'll excuse me. 177 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,502 [crying loudly] Why? 178 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:02,214 I'm destined to be a sad hobby-less boy! 179 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:04,174 Dear brother, I failed you. 180 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,135 [laughing maniacally] 181 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,303 Ah, we sure got 'em. 182 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:09,471 [stomach rumbles] 183 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:12,349 Ooh, that mayhem worked up quite an appetite. 184 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:14,518 Who's hungry? Bill's thinking burgies. 185 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:15,435 [cawing] 186 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,983 Um, trash, huh? 187 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:24,069 Okay. I guess I could give it a shot. 188 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,905 Um, maybe an apple? 189 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,365 Ugh, not this one. 190 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,449 [cawing] 191 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,034 Okay, this one. 192 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,536 Uh, here we go. 193 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:34,329 [groans] 194 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:37,416 Nope, nope! Not for me, not for me! 195 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:39,293 Uh, how about those burgers, huh? 196 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,377 [cawing] 197 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,962 Uh, I'm good. No, thanks. 198 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,797 I said... Oh. 199 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,674 I'm not interested! 200 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:49,469 I just don't like it. We don't have to eat the same thing. 201 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,179 Listen, I... 202 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,056 [cawing] 203 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:56,351 [grunts] I don't wanna do this anymore, and you can't make me! 204 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,562 Oh. 205 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:01,607 I don't wanna do this anymore, and you can't make me! 206 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:05,027 [sighs] I just got it. 207 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:06,486 Guys, stop! 208 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,281 It's not right trying to force anything on anybody. 209 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:13,035 And I shouldn't have tried to force Statue Saturday on my family. 210 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:14,953 I gotta go fix things with them. 211 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,788 [cawing] 212 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,957 Don't worry, I'll see you all next Saturday... 213 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,334 [whimpers] 214 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,669 [♪ dramatic music] 215 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:23,879 [panting] 216 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:25,464 I appreciate your fondness for me, 217 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:27,132 but I think it's time we part ways! 218 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:30,802 [cawing] 219 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:34,348 [screams] The sun is dead! 220 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:35,849 Oh, false alarm. 221 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,601 [panting] 222 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,227 [Mr. Green] Come on, come on! 223 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,312 Keys, keys, keys! 224 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:42,356 Dang tight leather pants! 225 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:45,692 Huh? Knock it off! Whoa! 226 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,653 Help me! 227 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,488 [gasps] Papa! 228 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:52,407 What the... Is that big bird Bill? 229 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:53,700 What's he doing up there? 230 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,202 [groans] What's going on? 231 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,496 All this screaming's interrupting my alone time. 232 00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:59,998 Papa's been crow-napped! We need your help! 233 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,292 What am I gonna do besides create an overwhelming 234 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,835 and dangerous amount of chaos 235 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:06,004 with anything I get my sticky little hands on? 236 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:07,756 Oh. [gasps] 237 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:11,218 Guys, I know exactly what to do! Let's go! 238 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,719 Lotta birds. 239 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:15,639 I'll try the trash. Just let me down! 240 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:18,016 Hang on, Dad! I'm on it! 241 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,267 Huh? Oh! 242 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,894 Keep it up, son! 243 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,021 Aye-aye! [grunts] 244 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,690 [cawing] 245 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,733 [both] Whoa! 246 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:29,569 [laughing] 247 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,071 He looks so... 248 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,572 Fulfilled. 249 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,325 His hobby was causing chaos the whole time! 250 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:36,660 You go, brother! 251 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:39,496 Chaos Cricket to the rescue! 252 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,373 I don't wanna go to Crow Island! 253 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:48,005 [cawing] 254 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:49,840 It's hobby time! [grunts] 255 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,718 [both screaming] 256 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,013 Are you two still alive? 257 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:57,764 [whoops] 258 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,558 [groans] Barely. 259 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:01,935 Oh, I'm so sorry, family. 260 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,271 I totally overreacted today. 261 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,565 You mean when you swore your allegiance to a murder of crows? 262 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:07,816 Yeah. 263 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:10,777 You see, I thought you all didn't get me. 264 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,447 But the truth is, I wasn't getting you. 265 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:16,616 You guys don't like Statue Saturday tours, and that's okay. 266 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,785 I'm just glad you're not a bird anymore. 267 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,412 We love you, Papa. 268 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,788 And to show you how much we love you, 269 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,499 we promise to come to one Statue Saturday a mo-- 270 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:25,834 A year. 271 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,044 I'll take it. 272 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:29,129 Come here, normal family! 273 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,255 Stop! 274 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:34,676 ♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪ 275 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,638 ♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪ 276 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,059 ♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪ 277 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:44,978 ♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪ 278 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:48,482 ♪ I got chased by dogs Licked by a frog ♪ 279 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:51,401 ♪ Got a rash on my legs Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 280 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:55,363 ♪ I got splinters In seven of ten ♪ 281 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:58,158 ♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪