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On to the 13th stop
on our Statue Saturday tour.
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If we don't hurry,
it'll run off.
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Just kidding.
Statues famously cannot move.
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So, y'all having fun?
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This is so boring!
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I gotta
get out of here!
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Bill Green! I found
your precious little scamp
wandering the streets alone.
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Better keep an eye
on him. Ta-ta!
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Papa, how many more
inanimate figures of history
are left on this tour?
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Don't worry, sweetie.
We're almost done...
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with the first quarter!
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Now, buckle up.
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This next statue
is a real doozy.
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The guy who almost invented
the wheel.
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How riveting.
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I don't wanna
do this anymore
and you can't make me!
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I'm with Cricket!
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Bill, there's no easy way
to say this,
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but Statue Saturday is boring!
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Actually, that was very easy.
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Huh? How can you guys
not enjoy this stuff?
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Oh, like this.
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What? Well, that's fine.
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Instead of
a Stat-you Saturday,
I'll have a Stat-me Saturday!
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Think they're too cool
for statues.
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Can you believe
they think my interests
aren't interesting?
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I just wish I had a family
who really got me.
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Whatever.
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On to the 15th stop.
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Uh, hello, crows.
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Oh, you brought me a tissue.
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It's like you knew
I was having an emotional day.
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Like you really, truly get me!
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Say, do you all like statues?
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Oh, yeah! Looks like we got
the whole afternoon free.
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What do you guys wanna do?
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Well, we're planning
on working on
some of our hobbies.
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Hobbies? Like what?
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Oh, pan flute, paper chains,
plein air painting,
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and making miniature versions
of all our animals
using their own hair.
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And I knit.
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Don't you have a hobby
you can work on?
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We can help you find one
if you don't.
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Pssh! Hobby-shmobby!
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I can entertain myself.
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Hmm.
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On second thought,
can y'all help me
find a hobby?
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You guys are gonna love
this next one.
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This statue
is called Abstract.
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Funny name
for a bunch of weird shapes
smushed together.
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What do y'all think?
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Wow! What an interesting
perspective.
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Man, y'all are so cool.
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It kind of makes me
wanna sing.
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- ♪ Caw, caw, caw, caw ♪
- ♪ Caw, caw, caw, caw ♪
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- ♪ Caw, caw, caw
Caw, caw, caw, caw ♪
- ♪ Caw, caw, caw, caw ♪
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♪ This morning I felt sad
and alone and misunderstood ♪
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♪ But then you kind murder
Made me feel good ♪
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♪ Why, you ask? ♪
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♪ 'Cause you get me
You let me ♪
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♪ Do my thing
With no apology ♪
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♪ You know me
You show me ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're
my new family ♪
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Hey, weirdo!
You know you're dancing
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with a bunch of crows, right?
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♪ Yes, they're birds
And we only just met ♪
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♪ But I'm a grown man
With no regret ♪
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♪ You see me
You free me ♪
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♪ I'm letting go
of who doesn't serve me ♪
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♪ You get me
You let me ♪
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♪ Be in your murder company ♪
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You've lost it!
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No, I've found it.
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♪ I've found my crow family ♪
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All right, Cricket.
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Lucky for you,
finding hobbies for others
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happens to be
one of my hobbies.
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So, let's get hobby-hunting!
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Roller skating!
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Oh! But what if we made it
a little more interesting?
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I don't know if that's a--
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Not roller skating.
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Pottery!
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How's it going, Cricket?
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Stamp collecting!
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Uh, guys!
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Gardening?
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Water?
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If I was a flower, I'd want
something a lot sweeter.
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Won't
maple syrup attract--
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Ants!
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They're in my mouth!
They're in my mouth!
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Look at that.
You found your hobby,
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being attacked by fire ants.
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Fine. We'll keep trying.
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This is it.
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Welcome to your new home!
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Oh, I can't wait for everyone
to meet y'all.
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No, Cricket.
The bottle's for the ship.
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Oh.
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Hello, family!
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What in tarnation
is going on here?
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Everyone, meet the murderers.
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The newest additions
to the Green family.
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You're telling me these things
are moving in with us?
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Bill Green, you better get
these pests out of my house
right now!
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Pests? But crows are cool.
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Tilly, you like animals, right?
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Uh, I think my animal-loving
nature has a limit.
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I should have known.
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Whatever! We're outta here!
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Come on, cramily!
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Cramily is what I call
my crow family,
by the way.
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Well, Bill's going
through it today.
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Nobody disses my cramily.
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So rude.
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Huh?
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Look at all the crows.
- How bizarre.
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What are you looking at?
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You got something to say?
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Oh, that's it!
If nobody gets me,
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I'll embrace
the one thing that does!
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I'm gonna let
my crow wings fly!
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So then I was like--
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Huh, what's
that noise?
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What is that?
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It's crowtime.
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Oh, no!
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I was almost murdered
by murder of crows!
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That you, Bill?
How you doing?
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Yeesh. Somebody's having
a day.
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You get me now, Big City?
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Do you get me now?
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Now, brother,
I know you've tried
a lot of hobbies today,
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and all of them have ended
in complete and utter chaos.
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Never should've taught you
how to knit.
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I don't know, Tilly.
Maybe I'm a lost cause.
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What if I never find a hobby?
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I'd be so unfulfilled.
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I don't want that, Tilly.
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I want to be fully filled!
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Don't fret, brother. You will.
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'Cause I have
one more option up my sleeve.
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Is the hobby
getting me down?
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We're making slime!
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Oh, this is much more
up my alley.
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Ain't no way
I'm messing this up.
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And there it is.
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Do not worry, brother.
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Just give me a moment
to regroup and--
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Oh, no. It's okay.
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I don't need a hobby.
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I'm Cricket Green.
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Bingo bango!
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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Why?
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I'm destined to be
a sad hobby-less boy!
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Dear brother, I failed you.
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Ah, we sure got 'em.
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Ooh, that mayhem worked up
quite an appetite.
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Who's hungry?
Bill's thinking burgies.
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Um, trash, huh?
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Okay. I guess
I could give it a shot.
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Um, maybe an apple?
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Ugh, not this one.
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Okay, this one.
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Uh, here we go.
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Nope, nope! Not for me,
not for me!
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Uh, how about
those burgers, huh?
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Uh, I'm good. No, thanks.
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I said... Oh.
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I'm not interested!
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I just don't like it.
We don't have to eat
the same thing.
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Listen, I...
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I don't wanna
do this anymore,
and you can't make me!
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Oh.
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I don't wanna do this anymore,
and you can't make me!
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I just got it.
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Guys, stop!
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It's not right trying to force
anything on anybody.
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And I shouldn't have tried
to force Statue Saturday
on my family.
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I gotta go
fix things with them.
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Don't worry, I'll see you all
next Saturday...
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I appreciate your fondness
for me,
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but I think it's time
we part ways!
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The sun is dead!
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Oh, false alarm.
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Come on, come on!
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Keys, keys, keys!
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Dang tight leather pants!
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Huh? Knock it off! Whoa!
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Help me!
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Papa!
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What the...
Is that big bird Bill?
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What's he doing up there?
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What's going on?
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All this screaming's
interrupting my alone time.
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Papa's been crow-napped!
We need your help!
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What am I gonna do
besides create an overwhelming
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and dangerous amount of chaos
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with anything I get my sticky
little hands on?
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Oh.
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Guys, I know
exactly what to do! Let's go!
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Lotta birds.
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I'll try the trash.
Just let me down!
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Hang on, Dad! I'm on it!
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Huh? Oh!
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Keep it up, son!
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Aye-aye!
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Whoa!
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He looks so...
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Fulfilled.
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His hobby was causing chaos
the whole time!
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You go, brother!
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Chaos Cricket to the rescue!
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I don't wanna go
to Crow Island!
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It's hobby time!
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Are you two still alive?
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Barely.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, family.
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I totally overreacted today.
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You mean when you swore
your allegiance
to a murder of crows?
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Yeah.
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You see, I thought you all
didn't get me.
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But the truth is,
I wasn't getting you.
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You guys don't like
Statue Saturday tours,
and that's okay.
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I'm just glad
you're not a bird anymore.
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We love you, Papa.
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And to show you
how much we love you,
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we promise to come
to one Statue Saturday a mo--
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A year.
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I'll take it.
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Come here, normal family!
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Stop!
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♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
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♪ Lost a bet and got bit
by 100 flies ♪
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♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
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♪ Hit every branch
and scraped up both my knees ♪
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♪ I got chased by dogs
Licked by a frog ♪
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♪ Got a rash on my legs
Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
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♪ I got splinters
In seven of ten ♪
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♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪