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WILDEN: Long ago,
the world was full of wonder.
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(WHINNYING)
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It was adventurous...
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exciting...
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and best of all...
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there was magic.
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Boombastia!
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(GASPS)
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(KIDS EXCLAIM)
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WILDEN: And that magic
helped all in need.
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Flame Infernar!
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- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- (GROWLING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Voltar Thundasir!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(YELPING)
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WILDEN: But it wasn't easy
to master.
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And so the world found
a simpler way to get by.
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I call it the light bulb.
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(ALL GASP)
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'Tis so easy. (LAUGHS)
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Huh.
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(CROWD GASPS)
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- (CHUCKLES)
- (APPLAUDS)
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WILDEN: Over time...
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...magic faded away.
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(GRUNTS)
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(SNARLS)
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But I hope...
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(ALARM RINGING)
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...there's
a little magic left...
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in you.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)
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FITNESS CYCLOPS: (ON SPEAKERS)
All right.
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We're gonna get
Warrior Z90 fit.
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Let me hear you say,
"I'm a mighty warrior."
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I'm a mighty warrior.
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Morning, Mom.
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(YIPPING)
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(GROANS)
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Oh! Blazey, down!
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Bad dragon! Back to your lair.
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Happy birthday, Mr. Adult Man.
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No, Mom.
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Hey, buddy. Don't wipe off
my kisses. (GASPS SOFTLY)
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What?
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You're wearing
your dad's sweatshirt.
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Oh. You know. Finally fits.
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Aw, my little chubby cheeks
is all grown up!
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Okay, okay. Mom, I gotta eat
something before school.
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Ah, we don't have much food.
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I still have to go
to the grocery store.
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Ah, hands off, mister.
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Those are
for your party tonight.
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It's not a party, Mom.
It's just us.
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You could invite those kids
from your science class.
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You said
they seem pretty rockin'.
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I'm, uh, pretty sure
I didn't say it like that.
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And besides,
I don't even know them.
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Well, your birthday's a day
to try new things.
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- Be the new you.
- (WHIRRING)
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Speaking of trying new things,
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did you sign up
for driving practice?
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No! (CLEARS THROAT) No.
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I know you're a little scared
to drive, sweetie pie, but...
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I'm not scared, Mom.
I'm gonna move Barley's game.
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LAUREL: Okay, but you know
how he gets when someone
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- touches that board.
- (THUDS)
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(GASPS) Well, he's gotta learn
how to clean up his toys.
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- Halt!
- (GASPS)
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Doth my brother dare disrupt
an active campaign?
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Oh, come on!
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You know, Ian,
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in the days of old,
a boy of 16
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would have
his strength tested
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in the Swamps of Despair.
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I'm not testing anything.
Just let me go.
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Let him go.
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- Okay.
- (THUDS)
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But I know you're stronger
than that.
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There's a mighty warrior
inside of you.
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You just have to let him out.
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Right, Mom? (GRUNTS)
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- (LAUREL GRUNTING)
- Oh, that's good.
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- LAUREL: Barley! You stink!
- (BARLEY LAUGHING)
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When was the last time
you showered?
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If you tried a little harder,
you actually could
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- probably wiggle out of this.
- (GRUNTS)
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(GROANING) See? Mom knows how
to let out her inner warrior.
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Thank you.
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Now, take out the trash.
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GORE: (ON RADIO) Stay on the
lookout for a runaway griffin.
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Ah, Officer Bronco.
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Barley, Barley, Barley.
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Every time the city tries
to tear down
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an old piece of rubble,
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I gotta drag my rear end
out here and deal with you.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Oh, really?
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I will not let you tear down
this fountain.
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Ancient warriors
on grand quests
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drank from its flowing water.
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- (GRUNTS)
- (ALL LAUGH)
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Barley.
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They're destroying
the town's past.
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Ugh. Well, come on in.
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Rest your haunches
for a minute.
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Thank you, hon.
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Ugh.
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Hey there, birthday boy.
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So, ya workin' hard
or hardly workin'? (LAUGHS)
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I'm just, you know,
making toast.
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LAUREL: I'm serious, Barley,
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you need to start thinking
less about the past
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and more about your future.
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Ah, she's right.
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You can't spend all day
playing your board game.
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(GRUNTS)
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Quests of Yore
isn't just a board game.
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It's a historically-based
role-playing scenario.
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Did you know, in the old days,
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centaurs could run
70 miles an hour?
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I own a vehicle.
Don't need to run.
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Well, Ian,
you could definitely
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learn a lot
from Quests of Yore.
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- You wanna play?
- I don't.
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You could be
a crafty rogue or...
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Ooh! I know!
You can be a wizard.
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I shall cast a spell on thee!
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Hey! Careful of
Dad's sweatshirt!
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I don't even remember Dad
wearing that sweatshirt.
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Well, you do only have,
like, two memories of him.
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No, I've got three.
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I remember
his beard was scratchy,
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he had a goofy laugh,
and I used to play
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- drums on his feet.
- Drums on his feet. Right.
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I used to go...
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(SCATTING, FLAPS LIPS)
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- Whoa!
- Five-second rule. Hah!
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(BOTH GASP)
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It's okay.
You just got to pull it.
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- (RIPS)
- No!
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Barley!
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Uh, you know...
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I'm just gonna get some food
on the way to school.
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I'll sew that later tonight,
okay?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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By the laws of yore,
I must dub thee a man today.
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Kneel before me.
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Oh! That's okay.
I gotta get going.
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All right, well,
I'll pick you up later.
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We'll perform
the ceremony at school.
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Oh! No, no, no, no.
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Don't do that. Don't do that.
Okay, bye!
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Hey!
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Go Griffins!
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What?
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You go to Willowdale College?
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Oh, no. This was my dad's.
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Lightfoot?
Wilden Lightfoot?
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(CHUCKLING) Yeah.
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You're kidding.
I went to college with him.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Boy, I was so sorry to hear
that he passed away.
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Yeah. Thanks.
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You know, your dad was
a great guy. So confident.
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When he came into a room,
people noticed. (CHUCKLES)
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The man wore the ugliest
purple socks every single day.
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What? Why?
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Hey, that's exactly
what we asked.
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But he was just bold.
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I always wished I had
a little bit of that in me.
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Yeah. Wow. I've never heard
any of this about him before.
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- What else do you remember?
- Dad!
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Oh, sorry. Gotta get this guy
off to school.
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Hey, it was nice meeting you.
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Yeah. You, too.
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Huh.
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Bold.
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(CLICKS)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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TEACHER: Okay, class.
Sit down. We're starting roll.
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Hey, uh, Gorgamon. Um...
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Would you mind not putting
your feet on my chair today?
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Sorry, dude.
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Got to keep them elevated.
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Gets the blood flowing
to my brain.
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It just makes it a little hard
for me to fit in there.
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Well, if I don't have
good blood flow,
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I can't concentrate
on my schoolwork.
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You don't want me to do bad
in school, do you?
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Uh... (CHUCKLES)
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No.
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Thanks, bro.
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(SIGHS)
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- (SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
- First road test.
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Any volunteers?
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A left here.
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Now, take this on-ramp
for the freeway.
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Okay, yeah.
I'm, uh, super ready for that.
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Uh...
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It's nice and fast.
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INSTRUCTOR:
Just merge into traffic.
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Yep.
Just any minute.
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- Merge into traffic.
- Uh...
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Merge into traffic!
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(STUDENTS EXCLAIMING)
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I'm not ready!
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Pull over.
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- (STUDENTS MURMURING)
- (IAN SIGHS)
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All right. So, what should
we do this weekend?
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Move to a cooler town?
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Oh, hey.
What up, dudes? Um...
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I'm, uh, having
a party tonight,
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and I was wondering if
you wanted to come over
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and get down on some cake.
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(GROANS) That's not something
anyone says.
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Okay, don't say "dudes."
"Gang"?
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What's up, gang?
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What's up, gang?
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Hey.
What's up, gang?
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Oh, hey. Uh, Ian, right?
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Oh! I didn't know
you knew my...
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Anyway...
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uh, if you like parties,
then I'm...
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I was gonna do a party...
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- What?
- What I was trying to say is
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if you're not doing
anything tonight...
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but I'm sure you probably
are doing something tonight...
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and you like cake
like I like cake,
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I've got a cake at my house.
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Are you inviting us
to a party?
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That's the one.
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Oh. Yeah, we don't have
any plans.
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- Yeah, okay.
- Totally.
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Really?
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I guess we can just take
the bus over to my house.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(METAL MUSIC BLARING
ON CAR STEREO)
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Ha-ha! Is that
the birthday boy I see?
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Behold! Your chariot awaits!
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Do you know that guy?
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- Uh...
- Sir Iandore of Lightfoot.
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Seems like he's talking
to you.
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Hey, Ian!
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(BLARES HORN)
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Hey, Barley.
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Yeah, we were actually gonna
take the bus.
255
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,406
The bus? Nay!
256
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,325
I will give you
and your companions
257
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,410
transport upon Guinevere.
258
00:11:41,619 --> 00:11:43,245
Um, who's Guinevere?
259
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,539
My mighty steed.
260
00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:47,791
- (CLANGS)
- Oh. That's embarrassing.
261
00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:49,627
That's okay, girl.
Patch you back up.
262
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:50,836
(SIGHS)
263
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,504
He's just joking around.
264
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:55,049
(CHUCKLES) You've got
something on your face.
265
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:59,553
Oh, no. You... just...
Wait, no. It's... No...
266
00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:01,680
Oh! Uh...
267
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:02,824
You know what?
I just remembered
268
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:04,183
that my birthday
is, uh, canceled.
269
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,851
- What?
- IAN: I mean, the party.
270
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,353
Uh, it was never
actually happening.
271
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,914
It was just
this huge misunderstanding.
272
00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:10,189
So, I got to go.
273
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,482
Okay. Bye!
274
00:12:16,946 --> 00:12:18,155
(GRUNTING)
275
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:22,368
Ooh. Whoops! Sorry.
Let me just file those.
276
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,535
(GRUNTS)
277
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,496
Hey, did those kids write
on your face?
278
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,122
- Here. I'll get it.
- (GRUNTS)
279
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,416
Can we please just go home?
280
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,127
Okay, well, we'll perform
your birthday ceremony later.
281
00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:33,629
Then you'll be ready
for adulthood
282
00:12:33,671 --> 00:12:35,172
and its gauntlet
of challenges.
283
00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:36,423
You know, in ancient times,
284
00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:37,525
you celebrated
your day of birth
285
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:38,592
with a solemn quest.
286
00:12:39,385 --> 00:12:41,679
Of course, those were nothing
compared to the challenges
287
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,180
of the old days.
288
00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:48,435
Mom?
289
00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:50,646
Mom?
290
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,068
LAUREL: Will, you're not gonna
get that thing working.
291
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,278
WILDEN: I think I've got it.
292
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,755
LAUREL: I'm gonna watch
from over here
293
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,781
for when it blows up.
294
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:43,949
WILDEN: Hello? Hello?
295
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,927
LAUREL: I'll bet good money
you can't get it to work.
296
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:46,994
WILDEN: Oh, is that right?
297
00:13:47,036 --> 00:13:48,078
LAUREL: Yep.
298
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,222
But you're doing a good job of
299
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:50,890
making it look like you know
what you're doing.
300
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,583
WILDEN: (LAUGHING)
Well, I'm trying to.
301
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,293
LAUREL: Did you check
if it had batteries?
302
00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:55,377
(WILDEN LAUGHING)
303
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:56,479
LAUREL: Of course you didn't.
304
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,546
WILDEN: I know.
305
00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:58,648
LAUREL:
So, is it really working?
306
00:13:58,672 --> 00:13:59,715
WILDEN: Let's find out.
307
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:02,676
Okay. Bye.
308
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:03,886
(TAPE CLICKS)
309
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:05,846
(CASSETTE REWINDS)
310
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,431
(BUTTON CLICKS)
311
00:14:07,765 --> 00:14:10,017
LAUREL: Will, you're not going
to get that thing working.
312
00:14:10,059 --> 00:14:11,185
WILDEN: I think I've got it.
313
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:12,853
LAUREL: I'm gonna watch
from over here
314
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,438
for when it blows up.
315
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:15,689
Hi, Dad.
316
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,316
WILDEN: Hello? Hello?
317
00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:18,484
It's me, Ian.
318
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,568
WILDEN: Oh, is that right?
319
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:21,904
Yeah.
Did you have a good day?
320
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,447
(LAUGHING)
Well, I'm trying to.
321
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:25,199
Yeah. Me, too.
322
00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:27,743
Although, I could clearly use
some help. (CHUCKLES)
323
00:14:27,785 --> 00:14:29,244
(WILDEN LAUGHING ON TAPE)
324
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,664
I sure do wish I could spend
the day with you sometime.
325
00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:33,916
I know.
326
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,709
Well, there are so many things
we could do.
327
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,211
I bet it'd be really fun.
328
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:38,754
Let's find out.
329
00:14:38,796 --> 00:14:40,881
Yeah. I mean, I'd love to.
We could, uh...
330
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,300
- Okay. Bye.
- (TAPE CLICKS)
331
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,428
Yeah.
332
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,055
Bye.
333
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:55,729
Oh, my...
334
00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:58,399
Barley, keep your soldiers
off my land
335
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,983
or our kingdoms
will go to war!
336
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,652
BARLEY: Sorry, Mom!
337
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,446
Oh, this is the world's
longest gap year.
338
00:15:04,822 --> 00:15:06,698
Honey, I was gonna do that.
339
00:15:06,824 --> 00:15:07,908
It's okay.
340
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,953
Wow! You must have been taught
by some kind of sewing master.
341
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:14,331
Yeah. A very humble
sewing master. (CHUCKLES)
342
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,129
(SIGHS)
343
00:15:20,421 --> 00:15:23,340
What was Dad like
when he was my age?
344
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:25,217
Was he always super confident?
345
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,593
Oh, no.
346
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:29,513
It took him a while
to find out who he was.
347
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,349
I wish I'd met him.
348
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,144
Oh, me, too.
349
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:39,231
But, hey, you know,
when your dad got sick,
350
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:40,774
he fought so hard
351
00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,694
because he wanted to meet you
more than anything.
352
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:51,034
You know what?
I have something for you.
353
00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:55,205
I was gonna wait
until after cake,
354
00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:57,457
but I think you've waited
long enough.
355
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:58,542
What is it?
356
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:01,795
It's a gift from your dad.
357
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:08,802
What do you mean,
it's from Dad?
358
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,846
I don't know. Mom said
it was for both of us.
359
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,264
BARLEY: What is it?
360
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:17,144
He just said to give you this
when you were both over 16.
361
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:21,398
I have no idea what it is.
362
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,823
(GASPS) No way!
363
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,325
It's a wizard staff.
364
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:32,743
- Dad was a wizard.
- What?
365
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,120
Hold on, your dad was
an accountant.
366
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,498
I mean, he got interested
in a lot of strange things
367
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:38,749
when he got sick, but...
368
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,000
There's a letter.
369
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,835
"Dear Ian and Barley,
370
00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:44,296
"long ago, the world
was full of wonder.
371
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,465
"It was adventurous,
exciting,
372
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,467
"and best of all,
there was magic.
373
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,594
"And that magic
helped all in need.
374
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,262
"But it wasn't easy to master.
375
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,932
"And so the world found
a simpler way to get by.
376
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,434
"Over time,
magic faded away,
377
00:16:57,518 --> 00:17:01,939
"but I hope there's
a little magic left in you.
378
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:05,067
"And so I wrote this spell,
so I could see for myself
379
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:08,111
"who my boys grew up to be."
380
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,531
"Visitation Spell."
381
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,912
BARLEY: I don't believe this.
382
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,914
This spell brings him back.
383
00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:21,250
For one whole day,
Dad will be back.
384
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,001
- What?
- Back? Like back to life?
385
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,086
That's not possible.
386
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,796
It is with this!
387
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,005
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
388
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,882
I'm gonna meet Dad?
389
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:31,885
Oh, Will, you wonderful nut.
What is this?
390
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,721
Now, a spell this powerful
needs an assist element.
391
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,366
And, I mean, for this to work,
Dad would've had to find
392
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,141
a Phoenix Gem!
393
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:39,518
Wow.
394
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,311
There's only
a few of these left.
395
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,397
Hold on! Is this dangerous?
396
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:45,607
We're about to find out.
397
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:49,653
- Ah!
- What?
398
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:51,571
- Splinter.
- (BOTH SIGH)
399
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:56,660
"Only once is all we get,
grant me this rebirth.
400
00:17:56,702 --> 00:18:01,123
"Till tomorrow's sun has set,
one day to walk the earth."
401
00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:02,874
(BLAZEY CHITTERS)
402
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,504
Hold on.
I was just grippin' it wrong.
403
00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:11,258
"Only once is all we get,
grant me this rebirth.
404
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:15,137
"Till tomorrow's sun has set,
one day to walk the earth."
405
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,180
"Only once is all we get,
406
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,765
"grant me this rebirth.
407
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,077
"Till tomorrow's sun has set,
one day to walk the earth."
408
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,477
"One day to walk the earth."
409
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:26,690
"Till tomorrow's sun has set,
one day to walk the earth."
410
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:28,066
Barley.
411
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,234
(SIGHS)
412
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,744
I'm sorry you guys
don't have your dad here,
413
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:44,291
but this shows just how much
he wanted to see you both.
414
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:47,085
So much
that he'd try anything.
415
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,380
That's still
a pretty special gift.
416
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,174
Yeah.
417
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,508
(BARLEY SIGHS)
418
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,344
(BLAZEY TRILLS)
419
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:02,309
Hey, wanna come with me
to pick up your cake?
420
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,936
That's okay. Thanks, Mom.
421
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:08,899
(KISSES)
422
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,711
(SIGHS)
423
00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:37,928
"Only once is all we get,
grant me this rebirth.
424
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:40,681
(GASPS)
425
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,477
"Till tomorrow's sun
has set...
426
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:50,732
(GASPS)
427
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,861
"one day to walk the earth."
428
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:00,885
Hey, man,
what are you doing in here?
429
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,953
Holy Tooth of Zadar!
How did you...?
430
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,287
I don't know. It just started.
431
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:05,956
(YELPS)
432
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,337
Whoa! Feet!
433
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,141
(WHIMPERS)
434
00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:31,106
(STRAINING)
435
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,859
Hang on. I can help!
436
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:34,943
Barley, no!
437
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:36,737
(BOTH YELL)
438
00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:39,740
(COUGHING)
439
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,491
(PANTING)
440
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:46,913
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
441
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,374
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
442
00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,843
Dad?
443
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:04,505
- (BOTH GASP)
- He's just legs.
444
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:07,809
There's no top part.
445
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:09,537
I definitely remember
Dad having a top part!
446
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,897
Oh, what did I do?
This is horrible.
447
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:14,983
Uh...
448
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:22,532
Hello?
449
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:26,995
It's really him.
450
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,664
Dad, you are in your house.
451
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:30,749
Whoa, whoa!
452
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,003
(GROANS) He can't hear us.
453
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:43,470
What are you doing?
454
00:21:43,512 --> 00:21:45,055
(SCATTING)
455
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:03,281
That's right, Dad.
It's me, Barley.
456
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,709
Yeah, that's Ian.
457
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,003
Hi, Dad.
458
00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:27,806
(GROANS) I messed
this whole thing up.
459
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,432
Now he's gonna be
legs forever.
460
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:32,602
No, not forever.
The spell only lasts one day.
461
00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,039
At sunset tomorrow,
he'll disappear,
462
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,943
and we'll never be able
to bring him back again.
463
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:40,694
Okay, okay, okay. 24 hours.
464
00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,279
That doesn't give us
much time, but...
465
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,406
(SIGHS)
466
00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:46,616
(BEEPS)
467
00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:49,452
Well, we'll just have to do
the spell again.
468
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:50,954
You mean you have to.
469
00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:53,665
A person can only do magic
if they have the gift.
470
00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,307
And my little brother
has the magic gift.
471
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,876
Okay! Okay.
472
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:58,962
But I couldn't even finish
the spell.
473
00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:01,006
Well, you're gonna have
plenty of time to practice.
474
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:03,300
'Cause we have to find
another Phoenix Gem.
475
00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:04,801
(GASPS)
476
00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:07,971
(BARLEY MUTTERING)
477
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:11,766
A-ha! We'll start at the place
where all quests begin.
478
00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:13,810
The Manticore's Tavern.
479
00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:15,979
It's run
by a fearless adventurer.
480
00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:17,415
She knows where to find
any kind of gem,
481
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,523
talisman, totem...
482
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,275
Barley, this is for a game.
483
00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:21,818
Based on real life.
484
00:23:21,943 --> 00:23:23,236
How do we know this tavern
485
00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:24,654
- is still there?
- It's there.
486
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:26,489
Look, my years of training
have prepared me
487
00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:27,824
for this very moment.
488
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:29,951
And I'm telling you,
this is the only way
489
00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:32,787
to find a Phoenix Gem.
490
00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:35,540
Trust me.
491
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,797
Whatever it takes,
I am gonna meet my dad.
492
00:23:42,923 --> 00:23:45,842
You hear that, Dad?
We're going on a quest.
493
00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:51,556
- (ENGINE STALLING)
- Come on, Guinevere.
494
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:54,017
Uh, maybe we should
just take the bus.
495
00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:56,269
- She's fine.
- (ENGINE STARTS)
496
00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:00,649
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- (BARLEY LAUGHING)
497
00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:09,366
(BULB CRACKLING)
498
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,668
(GRUNTS)
Anyway, it's just, like,
499
00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:22,003
this award for math.
It's no big deal.
500
00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:24,339
But I'll show you
when we get back home.
501
00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:27,384
Hey, uh, what are you two
502
00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:28,718
Chatty Charlies up to
back there?
503
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,804
You know, I felt weird
talking to Dad
504
00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:33,098
without a top half, so...
505
00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:34,599
ta-da!
506
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:36,685
Oh, that's great!
507
00:24:36,893 --> 00:24:38,937
Dad, you look
just like I remember.
508
00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,122
Hey, don't worry, we'll have
509
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,540
the rest of you here
before you know it.
510
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:42,982
And then,
first thing I'm gonna do,
511
00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:45,068
introduce you to Guinevere.
512
00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:47,278
Rebuilt this old girl myself,
513
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,239
from the lug nuts
to the air conditioning.
514
00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:51,783
- (AIR BLASTING)
- (IAN GRUNTING)
515
00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:56,287
Showing Dad your van?
516
00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:58,623
- That's your whole list?
- What list?
517
00:24:58,665 --> 00:24:59,874
- Oh.
- What's that?
518
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:01,543
I'm just working
on a list of things
519
00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:02,627
I wanted to do with Dad.
520
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:03,712
You know,
521
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,673
play catch, take a walk,
driving lesson,
522
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,842
share my whole life story
with him.
523
00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:10,343
That's cool.
524
00:25:10,468 --> 00:25:13,304
Oh. But before you cast Dad's
spell again, you're gonna
525
00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:15,724
- have to practice your magic.
- (GRUNTS)
526
00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:17,809
IAN: (SIGHS)
This book is for a game.
527
00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:20,270
I told you,
everything in Quests of Yore
528
00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:21,855
is historically accurate.
529
00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:23,314
Even the spells.
530
00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:26,484
So start practicing,
young sorcerer.
531
00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:30,780
(SIGHS) Okay, Dad.
Let's try some magic.
532
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,578
LAUREL: Hey, sweetie?
533
00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:39,914
Ugh! Blazey. Oh, this dragon
is always under my feet.
534
00:25:39,956 --> 00:25:42,333
Honey, you want some cake?
535
00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:51,468
(GASPS)
536
00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:58,224
(SNIFFING)
537
00:26:19,788 --> 00:26:23,374
Aloft Elevar. Aloft Elevar.
538
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,627
I can't get
this levitation spell to work.
539
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,545
Maybe I could try
something else
540
00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:29,255
- like Arcane Lightning?
- (SCOFFS)
541
00:26:29,297 --> 00:26:31,090
Yeah, like a level-one mage
could bust out
542
00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:32,735
the hardest spell in
the Enchanter's Guide Book.
543
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,570
(CHUCKLING) Maybe we'll stick
with the easy ones.
544
00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:37,055
Yeah, well, it's not working.
Am I saying it wrong?
545
00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:39,224
Well, mmm, you said it right.
546
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,725
It's just,
for any spell to work,
547
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,644
you have to speak
from your heart's fire.
548
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,479
- My what?
- Your heart's fire.
549
00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:47,482
You must speak with passion.
Don't hold back.
550
00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:49,817
Aloft Elevar!
551
00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:52,488
No, like Aloft Elevar.
552
00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:53,947
Aloft Elevar!
553
00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:56,157
No, from your heart's fire!
554
00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:58,660
- Aloft Elevar!
- Don't hold back.
555
00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:00,328
- Aloft Elevar!
- Heart's fire!
556
00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:01,913
Stop saying "heart's fire."
557
00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,916
This just clearly
isn't working. (SIGHS)
558
00:27:06,501 --> 00:27:09,337
Hey, it was a good start.
559
00:27:14,926 --> 00:27:15,592
(SIGHS)
560
00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:19,055
Oh. Gather your courage, men.
We've arrived.
561
00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:21,641
The Manticore's Tavern.
562
00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:24,018
Huh. It is still here.
563
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:25,186
Yeah, I told you.
564
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:34,696
Come on, Dad. That's good.
565
00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:38,700
BARLEY: All right, listen.
First, let me do the talking.
566
00:27:38,741 --> 00:27:40,493
Secondly, it's crucial we show
567
00:27:40,535 --> 00:27:42,078
the Manticore
the respect she deserves,
568
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,914
or she will, thirdly, not give
us a map to the Phoenix Gem.
569
00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:46,457
Wait, wait, wait. The map?
570
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:48,167
I thought she had
a Phoenix Gem.
571
00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:50,670
(CHUCKLING) You're so cute.
Hear that, Dad?
572
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,815
He's a smart kid, he just
doesn't know how quests work.
573
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:55,550
Well, is there anything else
you're forgetting to tell me?
574
00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:57,385
Mmm. No.
575
00:27:57,427 --> 00:27:58,553
ALL:
♪ Happy happy birthday
576
00:27:58,595 --> 00:27:59,929
♪ Come join us on a quest
577
00:27:59,971 --> 00:28:02,307
♪ To make your birthday party
The very, very best
578
00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:03,474
♪ Hey! ♪
579
00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:05,310
Okay, okay, so the tavern
580
00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:06,579
changed a little
over the years,
581
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:09,564
but the Manticore
is still the real deal.
582
00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:11,482
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
583
00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:13,169
I'll have the soup of the day.
584
00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:15,195
Would my lord
like a cup or cauldron?
585
00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:18,615
(GROANS)
586
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:22,452
Madam, I request an audience
with the Manticore.
587
00:28:22,577 --> 00:28:24,204
But of course, milord.
588
00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:26,122
(BLARES HORN)
589
00:28:26,164 --> 00:28:27,874
(IN SING-SONG VOICE)
Oh, Manticore!
590
00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:29,542
(LAUGHING)
591
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:34,839
No. No, no, no.
The real Manticore.
592
00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:37,133
- The fearless adventurer.
- (COSTUMED MANTICORE SIGHS)
593
00:28:37,175 --> 00:28:39,135
Oh. You mean Corey?
She's over there.
594
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,013
(GASPS) Quick!
Somebody help me.
595
00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:43,741
These griffin nuggets were
supposed to go out
596
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,558
minutes ago. (GRUNTING)
597
00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:48,144
That's the Manticore?
598
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:50,438
Oh, great and powerful
Manticore.
599
00:28:50,605 --> 00:28:52,565
Whoa! Sir, you're right
in the hot zone.
600
00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:53,900
You're late, Adolphus.
601
00:28:53,942 --> 00:28:55,234
(BARKING)
602
00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:57,862
I understand there's traffic.
You need to plan for that.
603
00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,364
(GRUMBLING)
604
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:02,283
Well, maybe your mother should
get her own car! (SIGHS)
605
00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:03,910
- Your fearlessness?
- (GASPS)
606
00:29:03,952 --> 00:29:06,579
My brother and I seek a map
to a Phoenix Gem.
607
00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:09,707
Oh! Well, you've come to
the right tavern. Table 12.
608
00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:13,878
I have the parchment
you desire right here. Behold!
609
00:29:14,003 --> 00:29:16,547
Oh. That's a children's menu.
610
00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:19,175
Isn't that fun? They're all
based on my old maps.
611
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:20,343
Uh, now...
612
00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:21,761
The great Manticore sends you
613
00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,429
on your adventure
with a hero's blessing.
614
00:29:23,471 --> 00:29:24,514
And here's some crayons.
615
00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:27,517
That's very amusing,
your dominance,
616
00:29:27,558 --> 00:29:29,185
but might you have
the real map?
617
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,521
Uh, yeah.
It's, uh, over there.
618
00:29:33,064 --> 00:29:34,941
(GASPS) That's it.
619
00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:36,901
- This is perfect.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
620
00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,903
What are you doing?
You can't take this.
621
00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:40,613
We have to.
622
00:29:41,281 --> 00:29:42,490
(GASPS) What is that?
623
00:29:42,532 --> 00:29:43,574
(GROANS)
624
00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:45,761
It's our dad. And we have
a chance to meet him, but...
625
00:29:45,785 --> 00:29:48,246
But we can't do that
without a Phoenix Gem.
626
00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:51,749
No! My days of sending people
on dangerous quests are over.
627
00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:52,875
What? Why?
628
00:29:52,917 --> 00:29:54,311
(CHUCKLES)
'Cause they're dangerous.
629
00:29:54,335 --> 00:29:57,005
Corey, the karaoke machine's
broken again.
630
00:29:57,213 --> 00:30:00,883
(SIGHS) I'm sorry, but you are
not getting this map.
631
00:30:02,385 --> 00:30:03,428
Don't worry, ladies,
632
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:04,905
your adventure will continue
momentarily. (CHUCKLES)
633
00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:06,556
Okay, I can handle this.
634
00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:08,433
- (SIGHS)
- No, Ian.
635
00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:11,978
Miss mighty Manticore,
ma'am...
636
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:13,187
What are you doing?
637
00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:15,064
Kid, this is not a good time.
638
00:30:15,106 --> 00:30:17,150
Ugh. I'm giving this place
a one-star review.
639
00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:19,986
It's just,
I've never met my dad and...
640
00:30:20,028 --> 00:30:21,237
Look, I'm sorry about that.
641
00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:23,072
But if you get hurt
on one of my quests,
642
00:30:23,114 --> 00:30:25,491
guess who gets sued
and loses her tavern?
643
00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:27,243
I can't take
that kind of risk.
644
00:30:27,285 --> 00:30:30,413
Now, if you'll just excuse me,
I have important things to do.
645
00:30:30,455 --> 00:30:31,849
- Testing. (ECHOING)
- (FEEDBACK WHINES)
646
00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:33,875
♪ You haunt my dreams
647
00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:35,251
♪ My inbetweens ♪
648
00:30:35,293 --> 00:30:37,587
(SIGHS)
Please, we need that map.
649
00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:39,005
No, I am not giving you
the map.
650
00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:40,590
That's it! I am done talking.
651
00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:43,509
- Well, I'm not!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
652
00:30:43,551 --> 00:30:45,803
You say you can't risk
losing this place.
653
00:30:45,928 --> 00:30:47,096
Look at that Manticore.
654
00:30:47,138 --> 00:30:49,265
She looks
like she lived to take risks.
655
00:30:49,682 --> 00:30:52,101
That Manticore didn't have
investors to look out for.
656
00:30:52,143 --> 00:30:53,686
She didn't have payroll
to cover.
657
00:30:53,728 --> 00:30:55,646
She could just
fly out the door
658
00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:57,333
whenever she wanted
and slay a magma beast.
659
00:30:57,357 --> 00:30:59,359
Are you gonna fix
the machine or not?
660
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,568
Yeah, in a minute.
661
00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:02,361
Okay, maybe this place isn't
662
00:31:02,403 --> 00:31:04,364
as adventurous
as it used to be.
663
00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:06,199
So it isn't filled
with a motley horde
664
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,909
willing to risk life and limb
665
00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:10,036
for the mere taste
of excitement.
666
00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:11,829
- (BLOWS)
- But so what?
667
00:31:11,996 --> 00:31:13,716
Who ever said
you have to take risks in life
668
00:31:13,748 --> 00:31:15,041
to have an adventure?
669
00:31:15,208 --> 00:31:17,585
Apparently, you did.
670
00:31:22,507 --> 00:31:25,426
Table 32 said their
mozzarella sticks are cold.
671
00:31:26,511 --> 00:31:28,137
What have I done?
672
00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:29,514
Well, it's not too late.
673
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:30,824
I mean, you could just
give us the map.
674
00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:32,100
This place
used to be dangerous.
675
00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:33,202
COSTUMED MANTICORE: Dangerous!
676
00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:34,769
- And wild!
- COSTUMED MANTICORE: Wild!
677
00:31:34,811 --> 00:31:37,647
I used to be
dangerous and wild!
678
00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:40,733
Dangerous and wild!
(LAUGHING)
679
00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:43,443
- (ROARS)
- (YELLING)
680
00:31:43,486 --> 00:31:44,737
(ROARS)
681
00:31:44,779 --> 00:31:46,406
- (ALL GASP)
- Wow.
682
00:31:46,656 --> 00:31:50,493
I'm living a lie!
What have I become?
683
00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:53,621
Oh, no.
684
00:31:53,663 --> 00:31:55,373
- (ROARS)
- (BOTH GASP)
685
00:31:55,456 --> 00:31:57,083
Everybody out!
686
00:31:57,125 --> 00:32:00,753
This tavern is closed
for remodeling. (ROARS)
687
00:32:00,795 --> 00:32:02,255
(ALL CLAMORING)
688
00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:05,716
(ALL SCREAMING)
689
00:32:10,763 --> 00:32:13,850
Sorry, the karaoke machine
is broken!
690
00:32:15,852 --> 00:32:17,228
(ROARS)
691
00:32:19,272 --> 00:32:20,314
Oh.
692
00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:22,108
(BOTH GASP)
693
00:32:22,692 --> 00:32:24,777
No! No, no, no!
694
00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:25,945
No.
695
00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:27,029
We gotta go!
696
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,369
(GRUNTS)
697
00:32:33,703 --> 00:32:35,246
(CREAKING)
698
00:32:35,288 --> 00:32:36,330
(GASPS)
699
00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:38,166
Aloft Elevar!
700
00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:40,626
(GASPS)
701
00:32:41,878 --> 00:32:43,629
(STRAINING)
702
00:32:49,594 --> 00:32:52,346
(LAUGHING)
That was unbelievable.
703
00:32:52,388 --> 00:32:54,028
I mean, you were just like...
(VOCALIZING)
704
00:32:54,056 --> 00:32:55,683
and the beam
was just floating there!
705
00:32:55,725 --> 00:32:57,602
My brother is a wizard.
706
00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:59,604
I can't believe that worked.
707
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:02,023
Oh! You're gonna nail
Dad's spell now.
708
00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:03,774
Except we don't have a map.
709
00:33:04,358 --> 00:33:06,944
But we've got this. Behold!
710
00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:08,154
(SIGHS)
711
00:33:08,237 --> 00:33:10,448
Look, on a quest, you have
to use what you've got.
712
00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:12,074
And this is what we've got.
713
00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:15,453
Best part is, little Kayla
already solved the puzzle.
714
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,496
Well, according to Kayla,
715
00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:19,999
we just have to look
for Raven's Point.
716
00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:24,378
Raven's Point. Raven's Point.
717
00:33:24,837 --> 00:33:26,756
Yes! The gem
must be in the mountain.
718
00:33:26,881 --> 00:33:28,233
We could be there
by tomorrow morning.
719
00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:29,467
Tomorrow morning?
720
00:33:29,509 --> 00:33:31,636
That still gives us
plenty of time with Dad.
721
00:33:33,304 --> 00:33:34,555
(SIGHS)
722
00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:37,016
Yeah. Well, it looks like
723
00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:38,851
the expressway should take us
right there.
724
00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:43,397
Mmm. Expressway is
a little too obvious.
725
00:33:43,439 --> 00:33:45,900
On a quest, the clear path
is never the right one.
726
00:33:45,942 --> 00:33:46,984
What?
727
00:33:47,026 --> 00:33:48,611
During one
Quests of Yore campaign,
728
00:33:48,653 --> 00:33:50,571
Shrub Rosehammer and I
took the easy route,
729
00:33:50,613 --> 00:33:53,532
led him straight into the
belly of a gelatinous cube.
730
00:33:53,658 --> 00:33:55,534
Only reason
I didn't suffer the same fate?
731
00:33:55,576 --> 00:33:56,953
I followed my gut.
732
00:33:56,994 --> 00:34:00,373
And it's telling me
we take an ancient trail
733
00:34:01,165 --> 00:34:02,917
called the Path of Peril.
734
00:34:02,959 --> 00:34:04,835
IAN: But the expressway
is faster.
735
00:34:04,877 --> 00:34:06,212
Maybe not in the long run.
736
00:34:06,337 --> 00:34:07,630
I know you want this to be
737
00:34:07,672 --> 00:34:09,507
like one of
your adventure games,
738
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:10,800
but all that matters
739
00:34:10,841 --> 00:34:12,510
is that we get to spend
as much time
740
00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,220
as possible with Dad.
741
00:34:16,764 --> 00:34:18,057
(SIGHS)
742
00:34:18,849 --> 00:34:22,270
So, we should just take
the expressway, right?
743
00:34:24,188 --> 00:34:26,065
Yeah, you're right.
744
00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:28,192
But if you end up
inside a gelatinous cube,
745
00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:30,570
you are on your own.
746
00:34:30,987 --> 00:34:32,071
(TIRES SQUEAL)
747
00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:45,334
GPS NARRATOR:
Manticore's Tavern
748
00:34:45,376 --> 00:34:46,919
ahead on your right.
749
00:34:46,961 --> 00:34:48,296
(RINGTONE PLAYING)
750
00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:51,215
- Hey.
- COLT: I'm just checking in.
751
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:52,550
Did you catch up
to the boys yet?
752
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:53,634
No, not yet.
753
00:34:53,676 --> 00:34:55,344
But I'm a little worried
because we had
754
00:34:55,386 --> 00:34:57,555
a weird family issue
come up,
755
00:34:57,597 --> 00:35:00,600
and, well, this just isn't
like Ian to run off.
756
00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:02,435
I mean, Barley, yes,
but not Ian.
757
00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:03,561
You know, it's late,
758
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,396
you shouldn't have to be out
looking for 'em.
759
00:35:05,438 --> 00:35:06,981
I know, it's silly.
760
00:35:07,023 --> 00:35:09,358
I'm sure they're both
probably on fire.
761
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,944
- Fire?
- Fire! The place is on fire!
762
00:35:11,986 --> 00:35:13,696
- My boys! I gotta go!
- Laurel!
763
00:35:14,196 --> 00:35:15,906
Get it off, get it off,
get it off!
764
00:35:15,948 --> 00:35:17,074
Excuse me. Hello?
765
00:35:17,116 --> 00:35:19,452
Please, I'm looking for
two teenage elves.
766
00:35:19,493 --> 00:35:21,954
MANTICORE: I told you already,
there were two teenage elves.
767
00:35:22,204 --> 00:35:24,498
Oh! Those are my sons.
Where did they go?
768
00:35:24,999 --> 00:35:26,839
Oh. They went on a quest
to find a Phoenix Gem.
769
00:35:26,876 --> 00:35:28,020
But don't worry, don't worry.
770
00:35:28,044 --> 00:35:30,105
I told them about the map,
I told them about the gem,
771
00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:31,422
I told them about the curse.
772
00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:33,066
(GASPS) I forgot to tell them
about the curse.
773
00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:34,425
- The what?
- Oh, boy.
774
00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:36,344
Listen, this one's gone
a little... (WHISTLES)
775
00:35:36,385 --> 00:35:39,138
Your boys are in grave danger!
But I can help!
776
00:35:39,513 --> 00:35:40,890
(LAUGHING) Whoa, hey, hey!
777
00:35:40,931 --> 00:35:43,976
You're not going anywhere.
We got questions for you.
778
00:35:44,101 --> 00:35:46,687
I know where they're going!
We can still save them!
779
00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:48,908
WOMAN: Okay, I think
everything's good here.
780
00:35:51,442 --> 00:35:53,903
Last name "Manticore",
first name "The".
781
00:35:53,944 --> 00:35:56,697
Hold on, you're right. She has
gone a little... (WHISTLES)
782
00:35:56,739 --> 00:35:59,700
It's no wonder
with a wound like that.
783
00:36:00,618 --> 00:36:01,952
That's just a scratch.
784
00:36:02,787 --> 00:36:04,389
Oh, I'm sorry, are you
an expert on minotaurs?
785
00:36:04,413 --> 00:36:05,623
- Manticores.
- Manticores?
786
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:06,707
Well, no...
787
00:36:06,749 --> 00:36:07,917
Well, then you wouldn't know
788
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:09,752
that when their blood
is exposed to air,
789
00:36:09,794 --> 00:36:11,087
it makes them go bonkers.
790
00:36:11,128 --> 00:36:12,254
I don't think that's true.
791
00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:14,632
See? She's already
losing her grip on reality.
792
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,217
So, why don't you let me
save her life
793
00:36:16,258 --> 00:36:17,635
before it costs you yours?
794
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,303
- Okay.
- Thank you.
795
00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:21,430
Could we have
a little privacy here, please?
796
00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:23,391
Just lie back. That's good.
797
00:36:23,432 --> 00:36:25,059
But get your head
a little bit higher.
798
00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:27,645
Just don't take too long
back there, okay?
799
00:36:28,312 --> 00:36:29,689
Hey, you hear me?
800
00:36:30,523 --> 00:36:31,875
I said don't take too long
back there,
801
00:36:31,899 --> 00:36:33,234
because... (EXCLAIMS)
802
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,696
All right,
how do we help my boys?
803
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,574
Ooh! I'm gonna like you.
804
00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:43,452
BARLEY:
Radio, headlights, brakes,
805
00:36:43,577 --> 00:36:44,912
tires, rims.
806
00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:46,539
I mean,
it's hard to tell now, Dad,
807
00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:47,683
before I replaced her parts,
808
00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:49,547
Guinevere was actually
kind of a piece of junk.
809
00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:56,841
Looks like we're not gonna get
to do everything today, Dad.
810
00:36:58,259 --> 00:36:59,385
That's okay.
811
00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:01,720
I just wanna meet you.
812
00:37:05,433 --> 00:37:07,935
But don't worry,
we'll, uh, have you fixed up
813
00:37:07,977 --> 00:37:09,520
and back home to see...
814
00:37:09,645 --> 00:37:11,021
Oh, man. Mom!
815
00:37:11,522 --> 00:37:12,624
Barley, we're not
gonna be able
816
00:37:12,648 --> 00:37:14,775
to get Dad back in time
to see Mom.
817
00:37:14,817 --> 00:37:15,985
Oh.
818
00:37:16,110 --> 00:37:18,904
Well, Dad, at least you won't
have to meet the new guy.
819
00:37:18,946 --> 00:37:22,158
(MIMICS COLT) So, you workin'
hard or hardly workin'?
820
00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:23,451
(MIMIC COLT'S LAUGH)
821
00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:24,535
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
822
00:37:24,577 --> 00:37:26,120
(MIMICS COLT)
Barley, Barley, Barley.
823
00:37:26,162 --> 00:37:28,122
Every time there's trouble,
I gotta deal with you.
824
00:37:28,164 --> 00:37:29,266
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Is that your Colt?
825
00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:30,332
Yeah.
826
00:37:30,374 --> 00:37:31,709
You're gonna wanna work
on that.
827
00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:34,211
No, no, no!
Come on, old girl.
828
00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:43,238
(SIGHS) I thought you said
you fixed the van.
829
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:45,181
Relax. Guinevere is fine.
830
00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:46,582
Her stomach
is just a little empty.
831
00:37:47,183 --> 00:37:48,243
But it says
we have a full tank.
832
00:37:48,267 --> 00:37:50,311
(LAUGHING)
No. That doesn't work.
833
00:37:56,358 --> 00:37:58,819
Oh. Only a few drops left.
834
00:37:59,695 --> 00:38:01,947
Maybe if
there's a gas station...
835
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:08,162
Hmm.
836
00:38:08,287 --> 00:38:09,622
(SIGHS)
837
00:38:09,663 --> 00:38:11,707
(BEEPING)
838
00:38:15,002 --> 00:38:17,505
Is there a magic way
to get gas?
839
00:38:17,546 --> 00:38:21,050
(GASPS) Oh! I like
your thinking, young mage.
840
00:38:22,051 --> 00:38:23,093
(GRUNTS)
841
00:38:23,803 --> 00:38:24,845
Growth spell!
842
00:38:24,887 --> 00:38:26,931
We grow the can,
and then the gas inside
843
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,140
will grow with it.
844
00:38:28,182 --> 00:38:30,768
Uh, that's kind of
a weird idea.
845
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,645
I know! I like it, too.
846
00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:33,729
Okay.
847
00:38:34,021 --> 00:38:36,524
Loosen up. Heart's fire.
Here we go.
848
00:38:36,565 --> 00:38:39,276
Whoa. It's not that simple.
(CHUCKLES)
849
00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:40,611
This one learns
a little magic,
850
00:38:40,653 --> 00:38:42,112
thinks he's Shamblefoot
the Wondrous,
851
00:38:42,154 --> 00:38:43,614
am I right, Dad?
852
00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:45,991
A growth spell
is a bit more advanced.
853
00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:48,285
Not only do you have to speak
from your heart's fire,
854
00:38:48,327 --> 00:38:50,663
but now you also
have to follow a magic decree.
855
00:38:50,704 --> 00:38:51,747
A magic what?
856
00:38:51,789 --> 00:38:54,959
It's a special rule that keeps
the spell working right.
857
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,086
This one states,
"To magnify an object,
858
00:38:57,127 --> 00:39:00,464
"you have to magnify
your attention upon it."
859
00:39:00,923 --> 00:39:02,466
While you cast the spell,
860
00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:04,760
you can't let anything
distract you.
861
00:39:04,885 --> 00:39:06,011
Okay.
862
00:39:06,053 --> 00:39:07,096
Ow!
863
00:39:07,137 --> 00:39:08,222
- What?
- Splinter.
864
00:39:08,264 --> 00:39:09,598
Can we sand this thing down?
865
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,933
No. It's an ancient staff
866
00:39:10,975 --> 00:39:12,768
with magic
in every glorious fiber.
867
00:39:12,810 --> 00:39:14,186
You can't sand it down.
868
00:39:14,228 --> 00:39:17,815
All right. All right.
Here we go. Focus.
869
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,609
- Uh...
- Something wrong?
870
00:39:21,110 --> 00:39:23,362
Sorry, it's just,
your stance is, uh... Here.
871
00:39:23,404 --> 00:39:25,322
Chin up, elbows out,
feet apart,
872
00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:26,907
back slightly arched.
873
00:39:26,949 --> 00:39:28,784
- Okay, how's that feel?
- Great.
874
00:39:28,826 --> 00:39:30,452
- Oh, one more thing...
- Barley!
875
00:39:30,494 --> 00:39:31,704
Okay, okay.
876
00:39:35,374 --> 00:39:38,002
Magnora Gantuan!
877
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,214
Don't let the magic spook you.
878
00:39:42,256 --> 00:39:43,299
Okay.
879
00:39:44,466 --> 00:39:45,634
- Elbows!
- What?
880
00:39:45,676 --> 00:39:46,719
Elbows up!
881
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,280
No, no, no, it's too high.
That's too high.
882
00:39:48,304 --> 00:39:49,555
I'm trying to focus here.
883
00:39:49,597 --> 00:39:51,717
BARLEY: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Focus. Focus on the can.
884
00:39:52,266 --> 00:39:53,809
Focus.
885
00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:55,519
(IAN STRAINING)
886
00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:56,604
Focus.
887
00:39:56,770 --> 00:39:58,564
Barley! Ah!
Forget it!
888
00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:02,985
BARLEY: (LAUGHING) It worked!
889
00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:04,820
The can is huge.
890
00:40:05,362 --> 00:40:07,114
And the van is huge.
891
00:40:07,156 --> 00:40:08,240
And you're...
892
00:40:08,282 --> 00:40:09,325
Oh, no.
893
00:40:09,366 --> 00:40:11,086
- What happened?
- Looks like you shrunk me.
894
00:40:11,118 --> 00:40:12,161
How?
895
00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:14,330
Well, if you mess up a spell,
there are consequences.
896
00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:16,558
I only messed up because you
wouldn't stop bothering me.
897
00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:17,666
I was trying to help you.
898
00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:18,871
Well, don't try to help me.
899
00:40:19,043 --> 00:40:21,170
Oh, okay. Fine. I won't!
900
00:40:21,211 --> 00:40:23,589
Whoa, whoa. Dad, it's me.
(SCATTING)
901
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,675
Whoa! Dad, it's okay.
Don't worry.
902
00:40:26,717 --> 00:40:27,885
I'm gonna fix this.
903
00:40:29,386 --> 00:40:30,429
Well, where are you going?
904
00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:31,847
IAN: (SIGHS)
To find a gas station.
905
00:40:31,889 --> 00:40:33,599
- Well, I'm going, too.
- Fine.
906
00:40:33,641 --> 00:40:35,017
Hey, I don't need your help.
907
00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:37,061
Fine with me.
908
00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:41,065
Oh. (PANTING)
909
00:40:48,447 --> 00:40:49,615
(SIGHS)
910
00:40:49,823 --> 00:40:51,075
(BARLEY PANTING)
911
00:40:52,242 --> 00:40:53,535
I just need a little break.
912
00:40:53,577 --> 00:40:55,412
My baby legs
can't go that fast.
913
00:40:57,998 --> 00:41:00,125
Look, a gas station.
914
00:41:00,376 --> 00:41:01,543
(GASPS) Good.
915
00:41:01,585 --> 00:41:04,004
Oh, wait, I forgot.
(GRUNTING)
916
00:41:04,171 --> 00:41:05,673
You don't need my help.
917
00:41:06,423 --> 00:41:09,968
Hey, I don't need you to
carry me. I'm a grown man.
918
00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:13,013
IAN: Dad!
919
00:41:13,305 --> 00:41:15,808
Come on, it's okay.
Barley is with me.
920
00:41:15,849 --> 00:41:17,101
BARLEY: Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.
921
00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:19,120
The side effects are supposed
to wear off eventually.
922
00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:20,312
Do I look any bigger yet?
923
00:41:20,354 --> 00:41:21,981
(BIKES REVVING)
924
00:41:22,231 --> 00:41:23,607
(TIRES SQUEALING)
925
00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:32,950
(WHISTLES)
926
00:41:32,992 --> 00:41:34,284
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
927
00:41:38,372 --> 00:41:40,290
Hey! Did you
just bump into me?
928
00:41:40,332 --> 00:41:42,334
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
I didn't see you there.
929
00:41:42,376 --> 00:41:45,254
Do it again, and you'll see me
in your nightmares.
930
00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:46,338
(SCREAMS)
931
00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:49,800
(GRUNTING)
932
00:41:59,893 --> 00:42:01,770
This one's lucky. I know it.
933
00:42:01,895 --> 00:42:05,107
Give me a bag of extra-sours.
Keep the change.
934
00:42:05,733 --> 00:42:07,693
Outta the way, beanstalk.
935
00:42:09,153 --> 00:42:11,530
Uh, 10 on pump two, please.
936
00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:13,365
(BARLEY GRUNTING)
937
00:42:13,407 --> 00:42:15,701
- What are you doing?
- I'm getting us food.
938
00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:17,661
All right, I got it.
939
00:42:17,786 --> 00:42:19,997
And a couple of these.
Thank you.
940
00:42:20,039 --> 00:42:22,166
Psst. I have to
go to the bathroom.
941
00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:23,250
Can it wait?
942
00:42:23,292 --> 00:42:24,793
It's your pocket.
943
00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:27,129
Can we have the bathroom key,
please?
944
00:42:27,755 --> 00:42:29,590
Okay, be quick.
I want to get out of here.
945
00:42:29,757 --> 00:42:31,550
BARLEY: Okay, I'm goin'.
946
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:33,927
That'll be 12.99.
947
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,096
MUSTARDSEED: Hey, watch it!
948
00:42:36,138 --> 00:42:38,140
You got a problem, Shades?
949
00:42:39,850 --> 00:42:41,560
Answer me
when I'm talking to you.
950
00:42:41,769 --> 00:42:43,729
(SHUDDERS) I'm sorry,
I don't really know
951
00:42:43,771 --> 00:42:45,189
where his head's at right now.
952
00:42:45,314 --> 00:42:47,107
How could this night
get any worse?
953
00:42:49,318 --> 00:42:52,112
(GRUNTS) You know, I would
fly us to help your boys,
954
00:42:52,154 --> 00:42:54,656
but the old wings
aren't what they used to be.
955
00:42:54,698 --> 00:42:56,909
Oh, that's fine.
So, about this curse...
956
00:42:56,950 --> 00:42:58,077
It's my own fault.
957
00:42:58,202 --> 00:42:59,787
I should be doing
my wing exercises
958
00:42:59,828 --> 00:43:01,389
every morning,
but you know how that goes.
959
00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:03,624
Please, the curse.
What does it do?
960
00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:06,335
Right. Sorry.
It's a Guardian Curse.
961
00:43:07,461 --> 00:43:10,839
If your boys take the gem,
the curse will rise up
962
00:43:10,964 --> 00:43:13,217
and assume
the form of a mighty beast,
963
00:43:13,342 --> 00:43:15,177
and battle your sons to the...
964
00:43:15,302 --> 00:43:18,055
Ooh. Well, how do your boys do
in a crisis?
965
00:43:18,097 --> 00:43:19,937
Not great. One of them
is afraid of everything,
966
00:43:19,973 --> 00:43:21,809
and the other
isn't afraid of anything.
967
00:43:21,850 --> 00:43:24,770
Yeah, that skinny kid of yours
is pretty fearless.
968
00:43:24,812 --> 00:43:26,605
No, no.
You mean the big one, Barley.
969
00:43:26,647 --> 00:43:29,566
No, no, the little guy.
Ooh, he really let me have it.
970
00:43:29,608 --> 00:43:32,152
What? No, look, you said
you could help them, right?
971
00:43:32,653 --> 00:43:33,904
Every curse has a core,
972
00:43:34,738 --> 00:43:36,657
the center of its power.
973
00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:38,635
And only one weapon forged of
974
00:43:38,659 --> 00:43:40,369
the rarest metals
can destroy it,
975
00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:42,454
my enchanted sword,
976
00:43:42,496 --> 00:43:44,456
the Curse Crusher!
977
00:43:45,082 --> 00:43:47,918
Well, okay, but you don't seem
to have that on you.
978
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,920
I sold it. (CHUCKLES)
979
00:43:49,962 --> 00:43:51,880
Got in a little tax trouble
a few years back.
980
00:43:51,922 --> 00:43:54,591
But don't worry,
I know just where to find it.
981
00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:56,343
I am on my way, boys.
982
00:43:56,385 --> 00:43:58,345
Just try to stay
out of trouble.
983
00:44:00,889 --> 00:44:01,932
(DINGS)
984
00:44:02,724 --> 00:44:04,893
(SIGHS)
What is taking you so long?
985
00:44:05,394 --> 00:44:06,834
DEWDROP:
Who you calling "whimsical"?
986
00:44:07,271 --> 00:44:08,313
Oh, no.
987
00:44:08,355 --> 00:44:10,083
- BARLEY: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- You've got a lot of nerve.
988
00:44:10,107 --> 00:44:11,149
BARLEY: I'm just saying,
989
00:44:11,191 --> 00:44:13,318
sprites used to fly around
spreading delight.
990
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:14,403
That's a good thing.
991
00:44:14,528 --> 00:44:16,155
Sprites can't fly.
992
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,699
Well, your wings don't work
'cause you stopped using them.
993
00:44:19,199 --> 00:44:21,743
- You calling me lazy?
- No, no, no.
994
00:44:21,785 --> 00:44:23,495
Not you. Your ancestors.
995
00:44:24,037 --> 00:44:25,998
What did you say
about my ancestors?
996
00:44:26,123 --> 00:44:27,291
I didn't mean lazy...
997
00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:28,959
I'm sorry, very sorry.
He's sorry, too.
998
00:44:29,001 --> 00:44:30,627
You don't need to fly.
Who needs to fly?
999
00:44:30,669 --> 00:44:31,896
I mean, you've got
those great bikes.
1000
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,381
What are you doing?
I was just discussing history.
1001
00:44:34,423 --> 00:44:36,675
Barley, I'm trying
to take care of you and Dad,
1002
00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:38,176
and you're not making it
any easier.
1003
00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:39,887
Dad, come on.
1004
00:44:40,971 --> 00:44:42,014
(GASPS) Oh, no.
1005
00:44:42,055 --> 00:44:43,682
(ALL SHOUTING ANGRILY)
1006
00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:46,435
Hey! You're dead! (YELLS)
1007
00:44:48,437 --> 00:44:49,980
We're dead! We're dead!
We're dead!
1008
00:44:50,022 --> 00:44:52,142
BARLEY: Relax. They won't be
able to lift those bikes.
1009
00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:54,067
- (BIKE ENGINES REVVING)
- They are strong.
1010
00:44:54,109 --> 00:44:55,962
We're gonna die! We're
gonna die! We're gonna die!
1011
00:44:55,986 --> 00:44:57,029
BARLEY: It's locked.
1012
00:44:57,070 --> 00:44:58,113
What? Where are the keys?
1013
00:44:59,323 --> 00:45:01,241
- (GASPS)
- (BIKES APPROACHING)
1014
00:45:01,283 --> 00:45:02,618
I got this.
1015
00:45:03,493 --> 00:45:04,870
Come on, Barley.
1016
00:45:04,912 --> 00:45:06,455
(STRAINING) Whoa!
1017
00:45:07,915 --> 00:45:09,124
Okay, go, go, go!
1018
00:45:09,166 --> 00:45:10,792
(GRUNTING)
1019
00:45:10,834 --> 00:45:12,794
No. No, no, no. No way.
1020
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:13,962
You're gonna have to.
1021
00:45:16,632 --> 00:45:18,133
- (BIKES ROARING)
- (GASPS)
1022
00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:20,636
Come on.
Why won't it start?
1023
00:45:20,761 --> 00:45:21,863
- (ENGINE STALLING)
- There's a sweet spot.
1024
00:45:21,887 --> 00:45:23,156
Not in the middle,
not quite at the end.
1025
00:45:23,180 --> 00:45:24,514
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
1026
00:45:25,849 --> 00:45:28,060
Come on, Guinevere!
1027
00:45:28,477 --> 00:45:30,729
- (ENGINE STARTS)
- Put it in "o" for "onward."
1028
00:45:34,358 --> 00:45:35,651
(SPRITES SHOUTING)
1029
00:45:36,652 --> 00:45:37,861
- (GRUNTS)
- Drive!
1030
00:45:41,490 --> 00:45:43,450
Okay, you're gonna
have to merge.
1031
00:45:43,742 --> 00:45:45,535
- (IAN WHIMPERS)
- (HORN BLARES)
1032
00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:46,763
- BARLEY: Speed up!
- I can't do this.
1033
00:45:46,787 --> 00:45:48,306
- BARLEY: Yes, you can.
- I'm not ready!
1034
00:45:48,330 --> 00:45:50,165
You'll never be ready. Merge!
1035
00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:52,083
- (IAN GRUNTING)
- (ENGINE REVVING)
1036
00:45:52,084 --> 00:45:53,210
(IAN YELLING)
1037
00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:55,379
(LAUGHING) Nice job!
1038
00:45:56,588 --> 00:45:58,799
- (ALL SHOUTING)
- (LAUGHING)
1039
00:46:00,801 --> 00:46:02,886
- Hey, don't hit Gwinny.
- Barley!
1040
00:46:06,056 --> 00:46:07,766
- Oh, no.
- Get around 'em!
1041
00:46:07,808 --> 00:46:09,285
- They're not letting me in.
- Signal.
1042
00:46:09,309 --> 00:46:10,519
You don't have a signaler.
1043
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,146
Stick your arm straight out
the window to signal left.
1044
00:46:14,648 --> 00:46:16,149
- (YELLS)
- (SPRITES YELLING)
1045
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,948
- (GASPS) Get back here.
- Just keep driving.
1046
00:46:29,204 --> 00:46:30,539
- Barley!
- (GRUNTS)
1047
00:46:35,752 --> 00:46:36,813
BARLEY:
The mountains are north.
1048
00:46:36,837 --> 00:46:38,255
You need to get
all the way over.
1049
00:46:39,589 --> 00:46:41,174
(EXCLAIMS)
1050
00:46:42,050 --> 00:46:43,093
What the...?
1051
00:46:43,135 --> 00:46:44,344
(HORN BLARING)
1052
00:46:44,386 --> 00:46:46,805
Oh, it is on, Shades!
Get 'em!
1053
00:46:50,350 --> 00:46:51,935
(YELLING)
1054
00:46:56,982 --> 00:46:58,358
(YELLING)
1055
00:47:00,485 --> 00:47:02,988
- Ian, stay focused!
- I can't!
1056
00:47:03,030 --> 00:47:06,199
You have to focus
or we are all dead!
1057
00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:07,868
(WHIMPERS)
1058
00:47:08,827 --> 00:47:09,870
Just stay cool.
1059
00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:13,540
(GRUNTS)
1060
00:47:14,249 --> 00:47:15,876
- (AIR BLASTING)
- (SPRITES YELLING)
1061
00:47:18,587 --> 00:47:20,630
Way to go, Guinevere!
1062
00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:22,340
- (SCREAMING)
- (GRUNTS)
1063
00:47:24,968 --> 00:47:26,011
Hit it!
1064
00:47:26,595 --> 00:47:27,637
(SCREAMING)
1065
00:47:29,890 --> 00:47:31,266
BARLEY:
We're not gonna make it!
1066
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,143
(SCREAMING)
1067
00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:41,610
(SCREAMS)
1068
00:47:42,569 --> 00:47:44,571
(ALL SCREAMING)
1069
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:46,490
(WHIMPERS)
1070
00:47:46,531 --> 00:47:48,867
(EXCLAIMS)
1071
00:47:49,409 --> 00:47:50,577
Dad, are you okay?
1072
00:47:50,619 --> 00:47:52,829
He's fine,
thanks to the skillful driving
1073
00:47:52,871 --> 00:47:55,165
of Sir Ian Lightfoot.
High five!
1074
00:47:55,374 --> 00:47:56,625
(GRUNTS) What is happening?
1075
00:47:56,666 --> 00:47:58,668
I think the spell
is wearing off. (GRUNTS)
1076
00:47:59,753 --> 00:48:00,796
Get off my face.
1077
00:48:06,301 --> 00:48:07,719
(SIREN WHOOPING)
1078
00:48:08,095 --> 00:48:10,722
- (GRUNTS)
- Chantor's Talon! Cops!
1079
00:48:10,764 --> 00:48:12,390
- Pull over.
- I don't have a license.
1080
00:48:12,432 --> 00:48:14,101
(EXCLAIMS)
My wallet's still tiny.
1081
00:48:18,772 --> 00:48:20,732
Step out of the vehicle.
1082
00:48:20,857 --> 00:48:22,251
- What are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
1083
00:48:22,275 --> 00:48:23,902
How are we gonna explain...?
Oh, no. Dad!
1084
00:48:33,995 --> 00:48:35,956
GORE: You have a long night
there, buddy?
1085
00:48:35,997 --> 00:48:37,100
SPECTER:
Sir, I'm gonna ask you
1086
00:48:37,124 --> 00:48:38,184
to walk this straight line.
1087
00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:39,310
(GASPS)
They're gonna take Dad.
1088
00:48:39,334 --> 00:48:40,377
(SOFTLY) Okay, okay.
1089
00:48:40,419 --> 00:48:42,129
Oh, I got it.
The disguise spell.
1090
00:48:42,879 --> 00:48:45,549
You can disguise yourself
to be anyone you want.
1091
00:48:45,674 --> 00:48:46,800
But what if I mess up again?
1092
00:48:46,842 --> 00:48:48,009
According to the spell,
1093
00:48:48,051 --> 00:48:49,886
"Disguising yourself
is a lie,
1094
00:48:49,928 --> 00:48:51,972
"so you must tell the truth
to get by."
1095
00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:54,766
As long as you don't tell
a lie, the spell will be fine.
1096
00:48:54,891 --> 00:48:57,978
Okay. Who are we gonna be?
1097
00:48:58,353 --> 00:49:00,522
Okay, we're taking you down
to the station.
1098
00:49:00,564 --> 00:49:03,275
IAN: (AS COLT, CLEARS THROAT)
What seems to be the problem
1099
00:49:03,316 --> 00:49:06,736
here, fellow police folk?
1100
00:49:06,903 --> 00:49:07,988
Officer Bronco?
1101
00:49:08,029 --> 00:49:09,322
Were you in that van?
1102
00:49:09,781 --> 00:49:11,366
Affirmative. And we will...
1103
00:49:11,408 --> 00:49:13,535
I mean, I will take
full responsibility
1104
00:49:13,577 --> 00:49:14,911
for that fella right there,
1105
00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:17,080
so you can just release him
over to me.
1106
00:49:17,205 --> 00:49:18,832
(WHISPERS)
Hey, I wanted to be the front.
1107
00:49:18,874 --> 00:49:20,292
No way. I'll do the talking.
1108
00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:21,602
Bronco, I thought
you were working
1109
00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:22,878
on the other side of town.
1110
00:49:22,919 --> 00:49:24,546
I, uh, changed my mind.
1111
00:49:25,672 --> 00:49:27,215
- (GASPS)
- Something wrong?
1112
00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:29,259
Just a little neck cramp.
1113
00:49:29,718 --> 00:49:30,802
(WHIMPERS)
1114
00:49:30,844 --> 00:49:32,971
(WHISPERS)
You have to stop lying.
1115
00:49:33,013 --> 00:49:34,848
Answer every question
with a question.
1116
00:49:34,890 --> 00:49:36,808
What exactly
are you doing out here?
1117
00:49:36,850 --> 00:49:38,894
Uh... What am I doing
out here?
1118
00:49:39,186 --> 00:49:41,438
What are any of us doing
out here?
1119
00:49:42,022 --> 00:49:44,858
Whoa. I never thought about it
like that.
1120
00:49:44,983 --> 00:49:46,067
Nice.
1121
00:49:46,109 --> 00:49:48,487
With all due respect,
you didn't answer my question.
1122
00:49:48,528 --> 00:49:50,864
Well,
we were just exercising
1123
00:49:50,989 --> 00:49:54,826
some driver's education drills
for Ian.
1124
00:49:55,994 --> 00:49:57,579
Who is Ian?
1125
00:49:57,704 --> 00:49:59,873
Oh, is that Laurel's kid?
1126
00:49:59,998 --> 00:50:02,501
Ian is Laurel's kid.
1127
00:50:03,084 --> 00:50:05,462
Your stepson was swerving
all over the road.
1128
00:50:05,587 --> 00:50:06,838
Yeah, well...
1129
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,882
that guy's
not all there today.
1130
00:50:09,007 --> 00:50:11,801
Yeah, he does seem
a little off.
1131
00:50:13,261 --> 00:50:15,764
You seem
a little off yourself.
1132
00:50:15,972 --> 00:50:19,684
Uh, actually, if I'm being
completely honest,
1133
00:50:19,726 --> 00:50:20,852
I'm not super great
1134
00:50:21,394 --> 00:50:22,604
in this kind of situation,
1135
00:50:22,646 --> 00:50:24,648
and I'm starting to freak out
a little bit.
1136
00:50:24,689 --> 00:50:28,109
And I'm all sweaty and weird,
and I don't know what to say
1137
00:50:28,151 --> 00:50:30,403
and I just feel like
I can't do anything right,
1138
00:50:30,445 --> 00:50:32,030
and I'm a total weirdo.
1139
00:50:32,072 --> 00:50:34,115
Hold on, hold on.
1140
00:50:34,658 --> 00:50:37,035
I think I know
what's going on here.
1141
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:38,537
Uh... You do?
1142
00:50:38,912 --> 00:50:41,039
It's not easy
being a new parent.
1143
00:50:41,164 --> 00:50:43,583
My girlfriend's daughter got
me pulling my hair out, okay?
1144
00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:45,418
Oh. Oh, yeah.
1145
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:47,462
All right, we can let him go.
1146
00:50:47,504 --> 00:50:51,466
Okay, well, I'm just gonna
take him to the van.
1147
00:50:51,591 --> 00:50:54,344
Hey, it gets better.
All right? Good luck, Bronco.
1148
00:50:54,386 --> 00:50:55,887
You, too, Officer.
1149
00:50:56,054 --> 00:50:58,723
Keep workin' hard
or hardly workin'.
1150
00:50:58,765 --> 00:50:59,975
(LAUGHS)
1151
00:51:00,058 --> 00:51:01,935
Now, that was a good Colt.
1152
00:51:02,644 --> 00:51:04,312
I don't envy you, Bronco.
1153
00:51:04,354 --> 00:51:06,189
That Lightfoot kid
is a handful.
1154
00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:09,359
Uh, I'm gonna have to disagree
with you there.
1155
00:51:09,401 --> 00:51:12,362
I think Ian's
a pretty stand-up citizen.
1156
00:51:12,404 --> 00:51:15,073
Not him, the older one.
1157
00:51:15,115 --> 00:51:16,157
What?
1158
00:51:16,199 --> 00:51:18,577
I mean, the guy's a screwup.
1159
00:51:18,952 --> 00:51:20,328
You can't say you don't agree.
1160
00:51:20,704 --> 00:51:22,247
Um, I don't.
1161
00:51:24,708 --> 00:51:25,750
What?
1162
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,920
(HESITATES)
I mean, okay, well...
1163
00:51:28,962 --> 00:51:31,089
I gotta get going.
Gotta get Ian home.
1164
00:51:32,799 --> 00:51:34,235
(HESITATING)
I mean, I'm late for work.
1165
00:51:34,259 --> 00:51:35,969
Sorry, I mean,
I'm feelin' a little sick.
1166
00:51:36,011 --> 00:51:38,013
I mean tired. Sick and tired.
Gotta go!
1167
00:51:38,054 --> 00:51:39,306
See you Monday!
1168
00:51:43,435 --> 00:51:46,479
(CHUCKLES) Oh, man.
Bronco is losin' it.
1169
00:51:46,605 --> 00:51:48,481
See, that's why
I never got married.
1170
00:51:48,523 --> 00:51:50,567
Old Gore can't be tied down.
1171
00:51:56,156 --> 00:51:57,866
- (RADIO STATIC)
- This is Specter.
1172
00:51:57,907 --> 00:52:01,077
Can you put me through
to Officer Colt Bronco?
1173
00:52:11,463 --> 00:52:14,549
Barley, I don't know
what happened back there.
1174
00:52:14,841 --> 00:52:17,010
But I don't think
you're a screwup.
1175
00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:22,474
Maybe the magic
just got it wrong, you know.
1176
00:52:23,516 --> 00:52:24,559
Yeah.
1177
00:52:24,726 --> 00:52:26,978
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON CAR STEREO)
1178
00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:29,397
I don't know what happened.
1179
00:52:29,439 --> 00:52:31,399
- (INCREASES VOLUME)
- Barley! Barley!
1180
00:52:31,483 --> 00:52:32,942
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1181
00:52:34,486 --> 00:52:36,196
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
1182
00:52:38,281 --> 00:52:39,824
Where are you going?
1183
00:52:41,659 --> 00:52:43,411
Barley, come on.
This is all just...
1184
00:52:43,453 --> 00:52:44,621
I'm not a screwup.
1185
00:52:44,746 --> 00:52:46,039
I didn't say you were.
1186
00:52:46,081 --> 00:52:47,707
The magic said it for you.
1187
00:52:47,749 --> 00:52:49,459
Well, the magic got it wrong.
1188
00:52:49,501 --> 00:52:50,960
Magic doesn't get it wrong!
1189
00:52:51,086 --> 00:52:52,170
The cop asked a question,
1190
00:52:52,212 --> 00:52:54,964
you answered, and magic
revealed the truth. Right?
1191
00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:56,216
Right?
1192
00:52:56,257 --> 00:52:58,176
I don't know how
any of this stuff works.
1193
00:52:58,301 --> 00:53:00,011
All I know is that everything
1194
00:53:00,053 --> 00:53:01,846
we've done tonight
has gone wrong.
1195
00:53:01,888 --> 00:53:03,491
Yeah, it's gone wrong because
you won't listen to me.
1196
00:53:03,515 --> 00:53:04,557
Are you kidding?
1197
00:53:04,599 --> 00:53:06,452
Because everything we've done
has been your idea.
1198
00:53:06,476 --> 00:53:07,727
But you didn't do it my way.
1199
00:53:07,811 --> 00:53:09,396
You didn't let me
handle the Manticore.
1200
00:53:09,437 --> 00:53:11,123
You freaked out
when I talked to the sprites.
1201
00:53:11,147 --> 00:53:12,500
'Cause you don't think
I have good ideas.
1202
00:53:12,524 --> 00:53:13,942
What? Of course I do.
1203
00:53:13,983 --> 00:53:16,486
Great! Then I think we should
take the Path of Peril.
1204
00:53:16,611 --> 00:53:19,531
And I also think that
would be good, normally...
1205
00:53:19,572 --> 00:53:20,615
See?
1206
00:53:20,657 --> 00:53:22,242
But, I told you,
this isn't a game.
1207
00:53:22,283 --> 00:53:23,993
All that matters today
is Dad,
1208
00:53:24,035 --> 00:53:26,246
and right now
he's sitting in that van,
1209
00:53:26,287 --> 00:53:27,455
and he's confused...
1210
00:53:27,622 --> 00:53:28,665
What?
1211
00:53:32,377 --> 00:53:33,878
What is he doing?
1212
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,297
I think he can feel
the vibrations of the music,
1213
00:53:36,339 --> 00:53:38,800
and he's dancing.
1214
00:53:42,429 --> 00:53:43,513
IAN: Wow.
1215
00:53:44,139 --> 00:53:46,433
He is terrible.
1216
00:53:51,938 --> 00:53:54,482
Yeah.
He's really, really bad.
1217
00:53:55,442 --> 00:53:57,026
Oh, no.
Here he comes.
1218
00:53:57,068 --> 00:53:58,903
No, no, no. Thanks, Dad.
Dad, thank you.
1219
00:53:59,154 --> 00:54:00,196
I'm good.
1220
00:54:00,321 --> 00:54:01,364
(CHUCKLES) Stop.
1221
00:54:01,406 --> 00:54:03,158
Okay. Okay.
1222
00:54:03,783 --> 00:54:05,285
(CHUCKLES) No, no, no!
1223
00:54:05,326 --> 00:54:07,078
I'm not really a big dancer.
1224
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,413
Uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1225
00:54:11,124 --> 00:54:13,710
Just imagine what the top half
of this dance looks like.
1226
00:54:13,877 --> 00:54:16,004
I bet it goes
something like this.
1227
00:54:17,589 --> 00:54:18,631
(LAUGHS)
1228
00:54:18,673 --> 00:54:20,133
(LAUGHING)
1229
00:54:25,263 --> 00:54:26,347
BARLEY: Ow.
1230
00:54:26,556 --> 00:54:28,850
Ah, you danced your shoelaces
loose there, Pop.
1231
00:54:31,644 --> 00:54:32,729
(SIGHS)
1232
00:54:32,771 --> 00:54:35,565
You know,
I wanna see him, too.
1233
00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:38,943
Yeah, I know.
1234
00:54:39,444 --> 00:54:41,279
It's not fair for you
to call me a screwup
1235
00:54:41,321 --> 00:54:44,157
if you don't give me a chance
to get something right.
1236
00:54:44,866 --> 00:54:46,826
Just do one thing my way.
1237
00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:50,789
You really think
this Path of Peril
1238
00:54:50,830 --> 00:54:52,707
is the best way
to go to the mountain?
1239
00:54:56,628 --> 00:54:57,879
Okay.
1240
00:55:12,393 --> 00:55:15,480
Uh... So, where is
your magic sword?
1241
00:55:15,563 --> 00:55:17,690
It lies beyond those gates.
1242
00:55:19,442 --> 00:55:21,361
If we don't leave here
with the sword,
1243
00:55:21,778 --> 00:55:23,196
your boys are doomed.
1244
00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:25,073
GRECKLIN: There you are.
1245
00:55:25,114 --> 00:55:26,699
One garlic crusher.
1246
00:55:26,825 --> 00:55:28,368
No, Curse Crusher.
1247
00:55:28,409 --> 00:55:30,245
It's a large magical sword.
1248
00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:31,704
Sword.
1249
00:55:31,746 --> 00:55:34,040
Sword, sword, sword.
1250
00:55:34,082 --> 00:55:35,708
I mean, I got this thing.
1251
00:55:36,918 --> 00:55:38,294
- (LAUGHS) That's it!
- How much?
1252
00:55:38,336 --> 00:55:39,504
(GRUNTS)
1253
00:55:39,546 --> 00:55:42,048
- Let's call it, uh, 10.
- LAUREL: Great!
1254
00:55:42,173 --> 00:55:44,008
Forged of the rarest metals,
1255
00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:46,344
the only sword of its kind
in all the land.
1256
00:55:46,803 --> 00:55:47,887
(MANTICORE EXHALES)
1257
00:55:47,929 --> 00:55:50,682
Hello, old friend.
We shall never part again.
1258
00:55:50,974 --> 00:55:53,184
Oh! Turns out this sword
1259
00:55:53,226 --> 00:55:56,187
is the only sword of its kind
in all the land.
1260
00:55:56,354 --> 00:56:00,066
So, let's call it 10,000.
(CACKLES)
1261
00:56:00,275 --> 00:56:03,611
- You can't do that!
- Well, I just did. (CACKLES)
1262
00:56:03,653 --> 00:56:05,280
Okay, you had better...
1263
00:56:05,321 --> 00:56:07,240
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- Yeah?
1264
00:56:07,282 --> 00:56:09,075
Hey, I talked
to some other officers,
1265
00:56:09,117 --> 00:56:11,119
and they said the boys
were last seen going north.
1266
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,829
- Are they okay?
- They're fine.
1267
00:56:12,871 --> 00:56:15,206
But the officers said...
Well, honey,
1268
00:56:15,248 --> 00:56:17,584
this night keeps getting
stranger and stranger.
1269
00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:19,419
Do you know who I am?
1270
00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:21,629
Some kind of
winged bear-snake lady?
1271
00:56:21,671 --> 00:56:23,756
Argh!
Winged lion-scorpion lady!
1272
00:56:23,798 --> 00:56:25,133
It sure does.
1273
00:56:25,258 --> 00:56:26,843
Listen, I need that sword.
1274
00:56:26,885 --> 00:56:28,636
My sons have
a once-in-a-lifetime chance
1275
00:56:28,678 --> 00:56:29,721
to see their father.
1276
00:56:29,762 --> 00:56:30,805
Now, my oldest son...
1277
00:56:32,557 --> 00:56:34,809
Holy son of a...
You killed her!
1278
00:56:34,851 --> 00:56:37,353
It's okay. She's only
temporarily paralyzed.
1279
00:56:37,478 --> 00:56:38,980
Hey, you can't do this.
1280
00:56:39,063 --> 00:56:40,898
- Well, I just did.
- Grab the sword.
1281
00:56:40,940 --> 00:56:42,066
Don't you touch that.
1282
00:56:42,108 --> 00:56:43,151
Here you go.
1283
00:56:43,192 --> 00:56:44,837
And a little something extra
for your trouble.
1284
00:56:44,861 --> 00:56:45,945
I love your store.
1285
00:56:45,987 --> 00:56:47,447
Oh, that's so pretty.
1286
00:56:47,947 --> 00:56:49,741
Hey! Hey!
1287
00:56:49,824 --> 00:56:51,534
- (LAUREL WHOOPING)
- (LAUGHS) Yeah!
1288
00:56:51,576 --> 00:56:53,036
Laurel, what's happening?
1289
00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:54,597
- MANTICORE: Yeah!
- Hello? Are you all right?
1290
00:56:54,621 --> 00:56:55,663
Laurel?
1291
00:56:55,705 --> 00:56:58,082
Oh, Colt, I can't talk.
The boys need me.
1292
00:56:58,166 --> 00:56:59,792
Wait! (SIGHS)
1293
00:57:00,001 --> 00:57:01,628
Dang those kids.
1294
00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:07,133
Huh.
1295
00:57:33,952 --> 00:57:35,745
BARLEY:
♪ We're heading on a quest
1296
00:57:35,787 --> 00:57:37,330
♪ Our father we must retrieve
1297
00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:39,624
♪ The Lightfoot brothers
can't be stopped
1298
00:57:39,666 --> 00:57:41,084
♪ Something, something
1299
00:57:41,125 --> 00:57:42,919
♪ That rhymes with retrieve ♪
1300
00:57:42,961 --> 00:57:44,045
(EXCLAIMS)
1301
00:57:47,507 --> 00:57:49,300
Yeah, we're still here.
1302
00:57:49,842 --> 00:57:53,054
Well, good morning to thee,
dear Lightfoot men.
1303
00:57:53,096 --> 00:57:55,723
Welcome to the Path of Peril.
1304
00:57:56,057 --> 00:57:58,434
IAN: It's not much of a path.
1305
00:57:58,476 --> 00:58:01,020
Well, you know, they never
really developed around here.
1306
00:58:01,062 --> 00:58:02,939
So, heads up,
we could run into anything.
1307
00:58:02,981 --> 00:58:05,942
A centicore, wolf dragon,
gelatinous cube.
1308
00:58:06,067 --> 00:58:08,528
Okay, what is
a gelatinous cube?
1309
00:58:08,903 --> 00:58:10,488
Oh, it's a giant green cube
1310
00:58:10,530 --> 00:58:13,241
that instantly disintegrates
all that it touches.
1311
00:58:13,408 --> 00:58:15,243
We are not gonna run into a...
Oh! Stop!
1312
00:58:15,284 --> 00:58:16,786
- BARLEY: Ahh!
- (BRAKES SQUEAL)
1313
00:58:19,831 --> 00:58:21,040
(BOTH SIGH IN RELIEF)
1314
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,213
IAN: What is this?
1315
00:58:27,380 --> 00:58:28,756
BARLEY: Bottomless pit.
1316
00:58:29,382 --> 00:58:32,552
Whatever falls in there,
falls forever.
1317
00:58:32,635 --> 00:58:34,137
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
1318
00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:35,346
(IAN GASPS)
1319
00:58:35,596 --> 00:58:37,473
Aw, Dad, come here.
1320
00:58:37,765 --> 00:58:38,850
Ian, check it out.
1321
00:58:38,975 --> 00:58:42,228
This is an ancient drawbridge.
1322
00:58:42,353 --> 00:58:43,646
We lower that bad boy
1323
00:58:43,688 --> 00:58:46,190
and we are on our way
to Raven's Point.
1324
00:58:47,275 --> 00:58:49,318
Look around for a lever.
1325
00:58:51,112 --> 00:58:52,238
IAN: Found it.
1326
00:58:52,363 --> 00:58:54,866
But it's on the other side.
1327
00:58:55,742 --> 00:58:57,994
Okay, I got this.
1328
00:58:58,494 --> 00:59:00,038
Aloft Elevar.
1329
00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:04,333
(BARLEY SNORTS)
1330
00:59:04,542 --> 00:59:06,043
You can't cast
a levitation spell
1331
00:59:06,085 --> 00:59:07,146
on something that far away.
1332
00:59:07,170 --> 00:59:09,714
It only has, like, a 15-meter
enchanting radius. (SNICKERS)
1333
00:59:09,839 --> 00:59:11,632
Dad, can you believe this guy?
1334
00:59:12,925 --> 00:59:15,344
What we need
is a Trust Bridge.
1335
00:59:15,470 --> 00:59:17,638
It's a spell that creates
a magical bridge
1336
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:18,973
you can walk on.
1337
00:59:19,098 --> 00:59:22,226
Just say "Bridgrigar Invisia."
1338
00:59:22,351 --> 00:59:24,479
Okay. Bridgrigar Invisia.
1339
00:59:24,604 --> 00:59:26,814
Bridgrigar Invisia!
1340
00:59:29,901 --> 00:59:32,070
- It didn't work.
- No, the spell's still going.
1341
00:59:32,195 --> 00:59:34,530
You won't know if your bridge
worked until you step on it.
1342
00:59:34,572 --> 00:59:35,656
Step on what?
1343
00:59:35,698 --> 00:59:37,825
If you believe the bridge
is there, then it's there.
1344
00:59:37,867 --> 00:59:39,911
- But it's not.
- Well, not with that attitude.
1345
00:59:39,952 --> 00:59:42,079
I'm not gonna step out
onto nothing.
1346
00:59:45,124 --> 00:59:46,751
Now we've got a rope.
1347
00:59:46,793 --> 00:59:48,270
But you're not gonna
even need it because...
1348
00:59:48,294 --> 00:59:49,545
- I want the rope!
- Okay.
1349
00:59:49,587 --> 00:59:51,315
I'm just saying you're not
gonna need the rope,
1350
00:59:51,339 --> 00:59:53,424
because I know
you can make that bridge.
1351
00:59:53,841 --> 00:59:54,967
(GRUNTS)
1352
01:00:01,849 --> 01:00:03,559
- (SCREAMING)
- (GRUNTS)
1353
01:00:04,185 --> 01:00:06,354
I'm dying! I'm dying!
I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
1354
01:00:06,395 --> 01:00:08,022
- Oh, my life is over.
- I got you.
1355
01:00:08,147 --> 01:00:09,398
(STRAINING)
1356
01:00:11,526 --> 01:00:12,777
Okay, you fell.
1357
01:00:12,819 --> 01:00:14,487
- But was that so bad?
- Yes!
1358
01:00:14,529 --> 01:00:17,448
- Are you still alive?
- Yes.
1359
01:00:17,573 --> 01:00:20,326
Okay, so now you know
the worst that can happen.
1360
01:00:20,451 --> 01:00:22,829
So, there's nothing
to be scared of, right?
1361
01:00:23,454 --> 01:00:24,497
(EXHALES)
1362
01:00:26,749 --> 01:00:29,377
Bridgrigar Invisia!
1363
01:00:32,547 --> 01:00:36,259
- (INHALES SHARPLY)
- Hey. You can do this.
1364
01:00:43,599 --> 01:00:44,767
(BOTH LAUGH EXCITEDLY)
1365
01:00:44,934 --> 01:00:46,561
- Yeah!
- There you go!
1366
01:00:47,145 --> 01:00:48,312
- (YELPS)
- (GASPS)
1367
01:00:48,479 --> 01:00:49,647
(PANTING)
1368
01:00:49,730 --> 01:00:51,315
Believe with every step.
1369
01:00:51,357 --> 01:00:52,650
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
1370
01:00:54,026 --> 01:00:55,820
- (CHUCKLES)
- BARLEY: Oh, yeah!
1371
01:00:59,448 --> 01:01:00,575
You've got me, right?
1372
01:01:00,616 --> 01:01:01,659
I still got you.
1373
01:01:02,201 --> 01:01:03,578
(BARLEY WHOOPING)
1374
01:01:03,619 --> 01:01:06,414
Ian Lightfoot is fearless.
1375
01:01:08,749 --> 01:01:09,834
(GASPS)
1376
01:01:10,376 --> 01:01:12,753
This is amazing! (LAUGHS)
1377
01:01:15,423 --> 01:01:17,091
Yeah! But just keep going.
1378
01:01:17,133 --> 01:01:20,011
Don't look back.
Just straight ahead.
1379
01:01:20,469 --> 01:01:21,762
(LAUGHS)
1380
01:01:21,804 --> 01:01:23,723
You've still got the rope,
right?
1381
01:01:23,848 --> 01:01:25,349
Yeah, I got it.
1382
01:01:25,641 --> 01:01:28,269
I am not afraid!
1383
01:01:28,311 --> 01:01:31,188
Oh, man,
I could stay out here all day.
1384
01:01:31,230 --> 01:01:32,440
Huh. Huh.
1385
01:01:32,481 --> 01:01:35,318
Okay, but keep moving.
We've gotta see Dad, remember?
1386
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:38,988
Hey, Dad,
this last step is for you.
1387
01:01:40,364 --> 01:01:42,366
- (GASPS AND SCREAMS)
- Ahh!
1388
01:01:47,622 --> 01:01:49,123
Oh. (SIGHS IN RELIEF)
1389
01:01:49,373 --> 01:01:51,167
(WHIMPERING)
1390
01:01:56,547 --> 01:01:58,341
(LAUGHS) He did it, Dad.
1391
01:01:58,382 --> 01:01:59,634
(WHOOPING)
1392
01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:08,392
(LAUGHS) That was amazing.
1393
01:02:08,517 --> 01:02:11,103
How long was the rope gone?
1394
01:02:11,145 --> 01:02:13,898
Oh, just, like,
the second half of it.
1395
01:02:14,482 --> 01:02:16,609
I needed that rope.
1396
01:02:16,651 --> 01:02:18,903
Oh, but did you?
1397
01:02:24,617 --> 01:02:26,953
Ian! Look.
1398
01:02:28,454 --> 01:02:29,956
It's a raven.
1399
01:02:31,123 --> 01:02:33,960
The clue on the menu said
Raven's Point.
1400
01:02:34,835 --> 01:02:36,754
Yeah. In the mountains.
1401
01:02:37,672 --> 01:02:39,799
But maybe the puzzle
didn't mean the mountain.
1402
01:02:40,174 --> 01:02:42,885
Maybe it means follow
where the raven is pointing.
1403
01:02:46,764 --> 01:02:48,516
(LAUGHS) It's another raven.
1404
01:02:49,392 --> 01:02:51,560
That one could be
pointing to another raven,
1405
01:02:51,602 --> 01:02:52,979
all the way to the gem.
1406
01:02:53,521 --> 01:02:55,815
I... I had us going
the wrong way.
1407
01:02:55,982 --> 01:02:58,234
Well, I told you.
My gut knows where to go.
1408
01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:00,111
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Don't you, boy? Yes, you do.
1409
01:03:00,152 --> 01:03:01,279
(CHUCKLES)
1410
01:03:01,529 --> 01:03:03,030
- Huh.
- Come on, Dad.
1411
01:03:03,072 --> 01:03:05,199
Guinevere will get us
to that raven in no time.
1412
01:03:05,241 --> 01:03:06,450
(SIREN WAILING)
1413
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,666
You guys... (GRUNTING)
1414
01:03:14,375 --> 01:03:16,085
...are in trouble, big time.
1415
01:03:16,127 --> 01:03:17,712
No, no, no, Colt.
We found a spell.
1416
01:03:17,753 --> 01:03:20,548
If we finish it before sunset,
we'll get to see our father.
1417
01:03:20,589 --> 01:03:21,799
Ahh!
1418
01:03:22,258 --> 01:03:23,968
Well, uh, your mom told me
1419
01:03:24,010 --> 01:03:26,470
there was some kind
of strange (CLEARS THROAT)
1420
01:03:26,512 --> 01:03:28,014
family issue going on,
1421
01:03:28,055 --> 01:03:30,808
and this is
definitely strange.
1422
01:03:30,933 --> 01:03:32,018
But no, dang it.
1423
01:03:32,059 --> 01:03:33,978
I'm not letting you
upset your mother anymore.
1424
01:03:34,103 --> 01:03:36,313
Now you get in the vehicle,
I'm escorting you home.
1425
01:03:36,355 --> 01:03:37,481
No. No way.
1426
01:03:37,606 --> 01:03:39,400
I'm giving you
to the count of three.
1427
01:03:39,942 --> 01:03:41,235
(CLOPPING)
1428
01:03:41,569 --> 01:03:43,738
- Okay, we'll go.
- Ian.
1429
01:03:43,863 --> 01:03:45,990
He's a police officer.
1430
01:03:48,617 --> 01:03:50,411
- (CAR DOOR SHUTS)
- (ENGINE STARTS)
1431
01:03:53,039 --> 01:03:54,081
What are you doing?
1432
01:03:54,206 --> 01:03:55,666
I don't know.
1433
01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:58,377
(EXCLAIMS) Son of a...
1434
01:03:59,170 --> 01:04:00,588
(PANTING HEAVILY)
1435
01:04:00,921 --> 01:04:02,757
I need backup. Runaway van!
1436
01:04:03,215 --> 01:04:04,258
(BARLEY LAUGHING)
1437
01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:07,345
Yeah! Iandore Lightfoot,
breaking the rules.
1438
01:04:07,386 --> 01:04:09,055
I can't believe
I'm running from the cops.
1439
01:04:09,096 --> 01:04:10,407
BARLEY: You're not running
from the cops,
1440
01:04:10,431 --> 01:04:12,683
you're running from
our mom's boyfriend.
1441
01:04:12,725 --> 01:04:13,893
(SIRENS WAILING)
1442
01:04:13,934 --> 01:04:15,895
Okay, now you're running
from the cops.
1443
01:04:21,734 --> 01:04:23,027
(GROWLS IN FRUSTRATION)
1444
01:04:27,448 --> 01:04:28,491
Hold on!
1445
01:04:29,158 --> 01:04:31,077
BARLEY: Whoa! (LAUGHS)
1446
01:04:34,580 --> 01:04:36,957
Yeah! Nice going, Guinevere!
1447
01:04:36,999 --> 01:04:38,376
(BARLEY WHOOPING)
1448
01:04:39,752 --> 01:04:42,088
- (BOTH GASP)
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
1449
01:04:53,015 --> 01:04:55,142
Oh, what did I do?
I shouldn't have driven away.
1450
01:04:55,184 --> 01:04:56,811
No, it was great.
1451
01:04:56,936 --> 01:04:58,413
Hey, block the road
with those boulders.
1452
01:04:58,437 --> 01:04:59,855
What? How?
1453
01:05:00,106 --> 01:05:01,148
Arcane Lightning.
1454
01:05:01,649 --> 01:05:02,876
You said
that's the hardest spell.
1455
01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:04,068
You are ready.
1456
01:05:04,110 --> 01:05:05,736
"To make lightning
strike with ease,
1457
01:05:05,778 --> 01:05:07,279
"one must follow all decrees."
1458
01:05:07,321 --> 01:05:08,405
You have to do everything.
1459
01:05:08,531 --> 01:05:09,633
Speak from your heart's fire,
1460
01:05:09,657 --> 01:05:12,034
trust yourself, focus,
all of it.
1461
01:05:14,078 --> 01:05:16,622
Voltar Thundasir. (SIGHS)
1462
01:05:17,623 --> 01:05:19,250
Voltar Thundasir.
1463
01:05:19,333 --> 01:05:21,127
Voltar Thundasir!
1464
01:05:21,168 --> 01:05:22,670
(STRAINING)
1465
01:05:22,711 --> 01:05:24,380
- (SIRENS WAILING)
- (STAFF CRACKLING)
1466
01:05:26,132 --> 01:05:27,132
(GRUNTS)
1467
01:05:28,008 --> 01:05:30,594
I can't! I can't do it.
1468
01:05:30,636 --> 01:05:32,138
(PANTING)
1469
01:05:32,179 --> 01:05:36,392
We're not gonna see you, Dad.
And it's all my fault.
1470
01:05:43,858 --> 01:05:45,526
(ENGINE STARTS)
1471
01:05:48,946 --> 01:05:50,298
(INSPIRING INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
1472
01:05:50,322 --> 01:05:51,615
(SIRENS WAILING)
1473
01:05:55,995 --> 01:05:57,163
What are you doing?
1474
01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:44,293
What the...?
1475
01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:54,762
Barley.
1476
01:06:55,179 --> 01:06:57,723
She was just
a beat-up old van.
1477
01:06:59,016 --> 01:07:00,935
Come on, we gotta go.
1478
01:07:07,274 --> 01:07:08,525
(PANTING)
1479
01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:12,863
(GROWLS)
1480
01:07:24,124 --> 01:07:25,459
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1481
01:08:01,579 --> 01:08:02,788
(GRUNTING)
1482
01:08:04,832 --> 01:08:05,874
Wait.
1483
01:08:20,848 --> 01:08:22,600
Oh. You see that, Dad?
1484
01:08:22,641 --> 01:08:25,561
The apprentice has become
the master. (CHUCKLES)
1485
01:08:27,646 --> 01:08:29,189
It looks like water.
1486
01:08:34,153 --> 01:08:36,196
IAN: So, what's the, uh,
X mean?
1487
01:08:36,322 --> 01:08:38,949
On a quest,
an X only means one thing.
1488
01:08:39,658 --> 01:08:42,995
We go to the end of the water,
we'll find that Phoenix Gem.
1489
01:08:53,255 --> 01:08:54,590
- (SNARLING)
- (BOTH EXCLAIMING)
1490
01:08:55,382 --> 01:08:56,508
Unicorns!
1491
01:09:15,194 --> 01:09:16,612
IAN: Whoa.
1492
01:09:18,906 --> 01:09:20,491
Cool.
1493
01:09:23,744 --> 01:09:26,622
(SIGHS) This water
could go on for miles.
1494
01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,207
We don't have that kinda time.
1495
01:09:28,957 --> 01:09:30,918
If we had something
to float on,
1496
01:09:30,959 --> 01:09:32,920
we could cast
a velocity spell on it,
1497
01:09:32,961 --> 01:09:34,880
fly down the tunnel
like a magic jet ski.
1498
01:09:34,963 --> 01:09:37,257
IAN: Well, there's not much
to float on.
1499
01:09:37,383 --> 01:09:39,051
Remember, on a quest,
1500
01:09:39,093 --> 01:09:41,679
you have to use
what you've got.
1501
01:09:43,555 --> 01:09:45,808
IAN: Magnora Gantuan!
1502
01:09:46,558 --> 01:09:47,726
(SPLASHING)
1503
01:09:47,768 --> 01:09:49,311
- IAN: Woo-hoo!
- (BARLEY LAUGHS)
1504
01:09:50,396 --> 01:09:51,939
Accelior!
1505
01:09:53,148 --> 01:09:54,525
BOTH: Whoa!
1506
01:09:54,566 --> 01:09:56,860
(CHUCKLES)
This is actually kinda cool.
1507
01:09:56,985 --> 01:09:59,822
So, what other spells
do you know?
1508
01:09:59,863 --> 01:10:02,157
(CHUCKLES) Brace yourself,
young mage.
1509
01:10:02,199 --> 01:10:05,035
I know all there is
to know of magic.
1510
01:10:08,205 --> 01:10:09,724
LAUREL: Colt, we know
where the boys are going.
1511
01:10:09,748 --> 01:10:12,084
We just have to get to them
before they unleash the curse.
1512
01:10:12,126 --> 01:10:14,628
- COLT: (OVER PHONE) The what?
- Let's crush some curses!
1513
01:10:14,670 --> 01:10:16,189
The curse. The curse
that protects the gem
1514
01:10:16,213 --> 01:10:17,691
by turning into
a rock dragon or something.
1515
01:10:17,715 --> 01:10:18,757
A what dragon?
1516
01:10:18,799 --> 01:10:19,842
I can't explain it.
1517
01:10:19,883 --> 01:10:21,844
I just know we have
to get to the boys fast.
1518
01:10:21,885 --> 01:10:24,179
Oh, we'll get to them fast.
We'll get to them so fast.
1519
01:10:24,805 --> 01:10:25,848
- (SLURPING)
- Oh!
1520
01:10:25,889 --> 01:10:29,101
Well, I almost had 'em,
but Ian, he just drove off.
1521
01:10:29,143 --> 01:10:30,853
- Huh. Good for him.
- What?
1522
01:10:30,894 --> 01:10:32,771
No, I just mean
he's scared to drive.
1523
01:10:32,813 --> 01:10:34,707
Thinks something's gonna
come at him out of the...
1524
01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:36,191
(ALL SCREAMING)
1525
01:10:36,233 --> 01:10:37,651
- (SHRIEKS)
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
1526
01:10:38,444 --> 01:10:39,903
- (EXCLAIMS)
- (BOTH SCREAM)
1527
01:10:40,362 --> 01:10:41,822
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
1528
01:10:42,448 --> 01:10:43,490
(CRASHING)
1529
01:10:45,367 --> 01:10:46,952
Oh! I think I stung my leg.
1530
01:10:47,077 --> 01:10:49,121
COLT: Laurel, what happened?
What's goin' on?
1531
01:10:49,163 --> 01:10:50,664
You almost killed me, lady.
1532
01:10:50,706 --> 01:10:52,624
Are you okay?
Where did you come from?
1533
01:10:52,666 --> 01:10:54,001
You were in our flight path.
1534
01:10:54,042 --> 01:10:55,252
(SPRITES GRUMBLING)
1535
01:10:55,294 --> 01:10:57,129
- SPRITE 1: Are you all right?
- I'm fine.
1536
01:10:57,171 --> 01:10:58,797
Oh, no. Our transport!
1537
01:10:58,839 --> 01:11:00,924
How are we going
to get to your sons now?
1538
01:11:00,966 --> 01:11:03,969
Come on, Pixie Dusters,
let's take to the skies.
1539
01:11:04,011 --> 01:11:06,096
SPRITES: Yeah!
SPRITE 2: I was born to fly!
1540
01:11:07,347 --> 01:11:10,100
How do you feel
about exercising those wings?
1541
01:11:10,976 --> 01:11:12,019
(NERVOUSLY) Uh...
1542
01:11:14,605 --> 01:11:16,023
Boombastia!
1543
01:11:16,064 --> 01:11:18,400
- Ah, remember...
- Oh, right.
1544
01:11:18,901 --> 01:11:20,277
Boombastia!
1545
01:11:21,487 --> 01:11:22,654
- Whoa!
- (BARLEY LAUGHS)
1546
01:11:22,696 --> 01:11:25,324
Yeah! You're a natural!
Think fast.
1547
01:11:25,365 --> 01:11:26,658
Aloft Elevar!
1548
01:11:26,700 --> 01:11:28,869
Yeah! (GRUNTS) Nice!
1549
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:31,764
Careful how much boat
you're eating there, man,
1550
01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:33,641
we still gotta make it
to the end of the tunnel.
1551
01:11:33,665 --> 01:11:35,167
Yeah. Good point.
1552
01:11:35,834 --> 01:11:37,002
(CHUCKLES)
1553
01:11:38,670 --> 01:11:41,089
(SIGHS) I can't believe
I'm this close
1554
01:11:41,131 --> 01:11:42,883
to actually talking to Dad.
1555
01:11:43,008 --> 01:11:44,110
You know what
I'm gonna ask him?
1556
01:11:44,134 --> 01:11:45,570
If he ever gave himself
a wizard name.
1557
01:11:45,594 --> 01:11:46,637
What?
1558
01:11:46,678 --> 01:11:47,739
Well, 'cause he was
into magic.
1559
01:11:47,763 --> 01:11:49,139
Lots of wizards
have cool names.
1560
01:11:49,181 --> 01:11:50,766
Alora the Majestic.
1561
01:11:50,891 --> 01:11:53,310
Birdar the Fanciful.
(CHUCKLES)
1562
01:11:53,352 --> 01:11:54,895
Anyway, it'll just be nice
1563
01:11:54,937 --> 01:11:56,897
to have more than
four memories of him.
1564
01:11:56,939 --> 01:11:58,357
- Uh, three.
- Hmm?
1565
01:11:58,398 --> 01:11:59,858
You only have three memories.
1566
01:11:59,900 --> 01:12:01,109
Oh, yeah.
1567
01:12:01,235 --> 01:12:02,569
Barley, do you have
1568
01:12:02,611 --> 01:12:04,279
another memory of Dad
you haven't told me?
1569
01:12:04,571 --> 01:12:07,908
No, it's just not my favorite.
1570
01:12:07,950 --> 01:12:09,201
What do you mean?
1571
01:12:09,451 --> 01:12:10,744
(SIGHS)
1572
01:12:11,537 --> 01:12:14,039
When Dad was sick,
1573
01:12:14,623 --> 01:12:19,461
I was supposed to go in
and say goodbye to him.
1574
01:12:20,587 --> 01:12:23,799
But he was hooked up
to all these tubes,
1575
01:12:25,342 --> 01:12:28,095
and he just
didn't look like himself.
1576
01:12:29,179 --> 01:12:31,181
I got scared,
1577
01:12:32,307 --> 01:12:34,351
and I didn't go in.
1578
01:12:37,521 --> 01:12:38,730
That's when I decided
1579
01:12:38,772 --> 01:12:41,733
I was never gonna be
scared ever again.
1580
01:12:46,655 --> 01:12:49,241
Oh. (CLEARS THROAT) Looks like
we're coming up on somethin'.
1581
01:12:59,251 --> 01:13:00,836
The final gauntlet.
1582
01:13:13,515 --> 01:13:16,101
The Phoenix Gem
is just on the other side.
1583
01:13:19,146 --> 01:13:22,107
Careful, there could be
booby traps.
1584
01:13:22,149 --> 01:13:24,109
This place is, like,
1,000 years old.
1585
01:13:24,151 --> 01:13:25,485
There's no way
there could be...
1586
01:13:27,321 --> 01:13:29,072
- (BOTH EXCLAIM)
- (WIND WHOOSHES)
1587
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,535
Oh, no.
1588
01:13:34,620 --> 01:13:36,121
It can't be.
1589
01:13:37,956 --> 01:13:39,833
A gelatinous cube!
1590
01:13:41,126 --> 01:13:43,253
- (GASPS)
- (SIZZLES)
1591
01:13:44,796 --> 01:13:46,048
(CREAKING)
1592
01:13:46,340 --> 01:13:47,382
Run!
1593
01:13:47,424 --> 01:13:48,610
Whoa! Wait!
It's some kind of puzzle.
1594
01:13:48,634 --> 01:13:49,819
We gotta figure it out
before...
1595
01:13:49,843 --> 01:13:51,345
No time. Grab a shield.
1596
01:13:51,386 --> 01:13:52,512
(GRUNTING)
1597
01:13:54,514 --> 01:13:55,849
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1598
01:14:03,774 --> 01:14:05,734
- Jump! Trust me!
- What?
1599
01:14:06,652 --> 01:14:07,778
(YELLING)
1600
01:14:07,819 --> 01:14:08,987
Aloft Elevar!
1601
01:14:10,364 --> 01:14:11,406
(LAUGHS)
1602
01:14:12,282 --> 01:14:13,325
Ow. (GRUNTS)
1603
01:14:15,077 --> 01:14:16,119
Ian.
1604
01:14:18,538 --> 01:14:19,790
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1605
01:14:24,503 --> 01:14:26,254
(BOTH PANTING)
1606
01:14:26,296 --> 01:14:27,381
Whew!
1607
01:14:27,756 --> 01:14:29,841
(EXCLAIMS) Don't step on that.
1608
01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:31,802
(RUMBLING)
1609
01:14:32,594 --> 01:14:34,721
- (BARLEY YELPS)
- I didn't touch it.
1610
01:14:38,684 --> 01:14:39,851
Voltar Thundasir!
1611
01:14:44,398 --> 01:14:45,440
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
1612
01:14:47,693 --> 01:14:50,028
The tile down there has
the same shape as the opening.
1613
01:14:50,070 --> 01:14:51,571
Maybe we were supposed
to step on it?
1614
01:14:51,613 --> 01:14:52,656
- What?
- I got it.
1615
01:14:52,698 --> 01:14:53,740
No, Barley!
1616
01:14:58,537 --> 01:14:59,746
(GASPS)
1617
01:15:01,123 --> 01:15:02,332
Oh! It's working!
1618
01:15:05,502 --> 01:15:07,546
(GASPS) It's impossible.
1619
01:15:08,463 --> 01:15:11,007
No one can hold
their breath that long.
1620
01:15:11,049 --> 01:15:12,926
(BOTH GASP)
1621
01:15:14,302 --> 01:15:15,345
(BOTH TAKE DEEP BREATH)
1622
01:15:24,104 --> 01:15:25,439
(BOTH TAKE DEEP BREATHS)
1623
01:15:34,823 --> 01:15:36,825
(GASPING)
1624
01:15:41,496 --> 01:15:43,039
(BOTH LAUGH)
1625
01:15:44,416 --> 01:15:45,751
We made it!
1626
01:15:45,792 --> 01:15:47,043
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
1627
01:15:47,085 --> 01:15:49,796
The Phoenix Gem
awaits beyond this door.
1628
01:15:49,838 --> 01:15:51,047
Shall we?
1629
01:15:51,131 --> 01:15:52,841
We certainly shall!
1630
01:15:52,966 --> 01:15:54,801
Dad, we have followed
the quest,
1631
01:15:54,843 --> 01:15:57,846
and it has led us
to our victory!
1632
01:16:12,402 --> 01:16:13,904
(BUS HONKING)
1633
01:16:16,907 --> 01:16:18,575
We're back home.
1634
01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:21,620
No, that doesn't make sense.
We took the Path of Peril.
1635
01:16:21,661 --> 01:16:22,746
We followed the ravens,
1636
01:16:22,788 --> 01:16:24,164
we went to the end
of the water...
1637
01:16:24,790 --> 01:16:27,292
Unless the X meant
stay away from the water.
1638
01:16:27,334 --> 01:16:28,919
Or it could be,
like, a campfire?
1639
01:16:29,586 --> 01:16:30,855
It's okay.
We can figure this out.
1640
01:16:30,879 --> 01:16:33,340
Figure out what?
We're back where we started.
1641
01:16:33,465 --> 01:16:35,109
I mean, it has to be here.
There was a gauntlet.
1642
01:16:35,133 --> 01:16:36,843
I mean,
unless that gauntlet was for,
1643
01:16:36,885 --> 01:16:38,595
coincidentally,
some different quest.
1644
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:39,971
- That's a possibility.
- What?
1645
01:16:40,013 --> 01:16:42,599
No, no, no. This has to be
where the Phoenix Gem is.
1646
01:16:43,558 --> 01:16:44,726
I followed my gut.
1647
01:16:45,519 --> 01:16:47,854
- Oh, no.
- What?
1648
01:16:48,313 --> 01:16:50,315
The gem is in the mountain.
1649
01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:52,234
The mountain
we could have been to
1650
01:16:52,275 --> 01:16:54,236
hours ago if we just...
1651
01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:55,946
If we just stayed
on the expressway.
1652
01:16:55,987 --> 01:16:57,739
No, the expressway
is too obvious.
1653
01:16:57,781 --> 01:16:58,925
You can never take
the obvious...
1654
01:16:58,949 --> 01:17:01,284
If I hadn't listened to you!
Okay?
1655
01:17:01,409 --> 01:17:02,828
I can't believe this.
1656
01:17:02,953 --> 01:17:05,288
You act like you know
what you're doing,
1657
01:17:05,330 --> 01:17:06,748
but you don't have a clue,
1658
01:17:06,790 --> 01:17:09,584
and that's because
you are a screwup.
1659
01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:11,378
And now you've screwed up
my chance
1660
01:17:11,419 --> 01:17:13,213
to have the one thing
I never had!
1661
01:17:19,761 --> 01:17:20,846
Where are you going?
1662
01:17:20,971 --> 01:17:23,515
To spend what little time
we have left with Dad.
1663
01:17:24,808 --> 01:17:26,309
Ian, wait!
1664
01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:29,604
We can still find
the Phoenix Gem.
1665
01:17:29,729 --> 01:17:31,815
We just have to keep lookin'.
1666
01:17:32,649 --> 01:17:34,150
Ian!
1667
01:17:34,693 --> 01:17:36,069
Ian!
1668
01:17:47,622 --> 01:17:48,790
No, Dad.
1669
01:17:48,915 --> 01:17:50,125
He's not here.
1670
01:18:00,093 --> 01:18:01,469
(PANTING)
1671
01:18:01,928 --> 01:18:04,431
Come on. Where is it?
1672
01:18:05,223 --> 01:18:06,516
Follow the water.
1673
01:18:13,356 --> 01:18:14,399
Ugh...
1674
01:18:14,441 --> 01:18:16,067
All right. Come on,
out of the fountain.
1675
01:18:16,484 --> 01:18:18,528
No, I'm looking
for an ancient gem.
1676
01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:20,614
Oh, yeah, we know.
"The old days."
1677
01:18:20,655 --> 01:18:22,407
No! Stop! Please! No!
1678
01:18:22,449 --> 01:18:23,742
Okay, ow, okay!
1679
01:18:23,783 --> 01:18:25,827
Okay. I'm leaving.
1680
01:18:26,536 --> 01:18:27,913
WORKER 1: Hey!
WORKER 2: Come on!
1681
01:18:28,705 --> 01:18:31,875
Can someone call the cops?
We got the history buff again.
1682
01:18:31,917 --> 01:18:33,835
(PANTING)
1683
01:18:59,486 --> 01:19:01,196
IAN: I can't do this.
BARLEY: Yes, you can.
1684
01:19:01,238 --> 01:19:03,865
- I'm not ready!
- You'll never be ready. Merge!
1685
01:19:05,867 --> 01:19:07,160
Nice job!
1686
01:19:07,786 --> 01:19:08,954
(PEN CLICKS)
1687
01:19:15,585 --> 01:19:18,088
- Think fast.
- Aloft Elevar!
1688
01:19:24,386 --> 01:19:26,012
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1689
01:19:36,231 --> 01:19:37,274
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1690
01:19:41,820 --> 01:19:43,113
(SPUTTERING)
1691
01:19:43,154 --> 01:19:44,447
(BOTH GIGGLE)
1692
01:19:46,449 --> 01:19:48,159
(BOTH GRUNTING AND GIGGLING)
1693
01:19:48,201 --> 01:19:49,953
- (YELPS)
- (GIGGLES)
1694
01:19:53,623 --> 01:19:55,083
Woo-hoo!
1695
01:19:55,667 --> 01:19:57,293
BARLEY: I know
you're stronger than that.
1696
01:19:57,335 --> 01:20:00,046
My little brother
has the magic gift.
1697
01:20:00,088 --> 01:20:01,423
Don't hold back.
1698
01:20:01,464 --> 01:20:03,300
Hey. You can do this.
1699
01:20:23,862 --> 01:20:24,946
(PANTING)
1700
01:20:27,574 --> 01:20:28,783
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1701
01:20:30,243 --> 01:20:33,204
SPECTER: Okay, come on.
Get down right now.
1702
01:20:48,928 --> 01:20:50,722
- (STONES RUMBLING)
- (GASPS)
1703
01:20:55,977 --> 01:20:58,271
Yeah! Yeah! (LAUGHS)
1704
01:21:04,778 --> 01:21:05,568
Barley!
1705
01:21:05,570 --> 01:21:06,988
Ian! Look!
1706
01:21:07,781 --> 01:21:08,907
(LAUGHS)
1707
01:21:10,617 --> 01:21:11,701
Behind you!
1708
01:21:12,786 --> 01:21:13,828
(GASPS)
1709
01:21:14,954 --> 01:21:16,539
It's a curse.
1710
01:21:21,169 --> 01:21:22,462
(WOMAN EXCLAIMS)
1711
01:21:25,924 --> 01:21:27,050
(ALL GASPING)
1712
01:21:36,101 --> 01:21:37,352
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
1713
01:21:54,828 --> 01:21:55,870
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
1714
01:21:56,579 --> 01:21:57,747
(WHIMPERS)
1715
01:21:57,789 --> 01:21:59,541
(PEOPLE WHIMPERING)
1716
01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:03,628
(GASPS)
1717
01:22:04,629 --> 01:22:06,005
(ROARS)
1718
01:22:10,552 --> 01:22:11,761
Barley, run!
1719
01:22:15,932 --> 01:22:18,101
What do you want? The gem?
1720
01:22:19,102 --> 01:22:20,186
Fine, take it!
1721
01:22:24,399 --> 01:22:25,442
Ha-ha!
1722
01:22:34,784 --> 01:22:35,869
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1723
01:22:36,828 --> 01:22:38,037
(EXCLAIMS)
1724
01:22:45,378 --> 01:22:46,421
(ROARS)
1725
01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:48,506
The Manticore!
1726
01:22:48,548 --> 01:22:49,591
Mom?
1727
01:22:49,757 --> 01:22:52,010
It's okay, boys,
we'll take care...
1728
01:22:52,051 --> 01:22:54,262
Whoa... You're tilting!
You're tilting!
1729
01:22:54,387 --> 01:22:56,598
- Mom!
- Go see your father!
1730
01:22:56,723 --> 01:22:59,642
It's okay! If they stab
the beast's core
1731
01:23:00,935 --> 01:23:01,954
with that sword,
the curse will be broken.
1732
01:23:01,978 --> 01:23:03,021
Come on!
1733
01:23:05,481 --> 01:23:06,941
(GROWLS)
1734
01:23:07,567 --> 01:23:08,943
(MANTICORE LAUGHS)
1735
01:23:17,410 --> 01:23:18,828
(MANTICORE PANTING)
1736
01:23:22,749 --> 01:23:24,042
(MANTICORE ROARS)
1737
01:23:31,633 --> 01:23:34,510
Barley, what I said before...
I am so sorry.
1738
01:23:34,552 --> 01:23:36,429
There's no time.
The sun's about to set.
1739
01:23:37,180 --> 01:23:38,264
(WHIMPERS)
1740
01:23:38,306 --> 01:23:40,725
Only once is all we get,
grant me this rebirth.
1741
01:23:40,767 --> 01:23:44,312
Till tomorrow's sun has set,
one day to walk the earth!
1742
01:23:45,271 --> 01:23:46,523
(ROARS)
1743
01:23:47,398 --> 01:23:49,359
Time to crush a curse!
1744
01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:53,613
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1745
01:23:55,156 --> 01:23:56,282
- (GROANS)
- (BONES CRACKING)
1746
01:23:56,324 --> 01:23:58,076
- Ooh, my back.
- (DRAGON ROARS)
1747
01:23:59,869 --> 01:24:00,954
(LAUREL GASPS)
1748
01:24:03,414 --> 01:24:05,083
I am a mighty warrior.
1749
01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:06,793
(PANTING)
1750
01:24:15,343 --> 01:24:17,637
I am a mighty warrior!
1751
01:24:23,685 --> 01:24:26,187
Hurry!
I can't hold this for long!
1752
01:24:31,317 --> 01:24:32,360
(STRAINING)
1753
01:24:32,402 --> 01:24:34,696
No! No, no, no!
Barley!
1754
01:24:49,836 --> 01:24:51,254
- (STONES RUMBLING)
- (GASPS)
1755
01:24:51,296 --> 01:24:52,505
(STRAINING)
1756
01:24:58,678 --> 01:25:00,722
Boys, it's coming back!
1757
01:25:06,269 --> 01:25:07,395
I'll go distract it.
1758
01:25:07,437 --> 01:25:08,563
What? No!
1759
01:25:08,604 --> 01:25:10,106
If you do that,
you'll miss Dad.
1760
01:25:10,148 --> 01:25:13,401
It's okay.
Say hi to Dad for me.
1761
01:25:14,819 --> 01:25:17,905
- No. You go and say goodbye.
- What?
1762
01:25:17,947 --> 01:25:20,491
I had someone
who looked out for me.
1763
01:25:20,533 --> 01:25:22,410
Someone who pushed me to be
1764
01:25:22,452 --> 01:25:24,454
more than I ever
thought I could be.
1765
01:25:24,787 --> 01:25:26,581
I never had a dad,
1766
01:25:27,498 --> 01:25:29,375
but I always had you.
1767
01:25:38,384 --> 01:25:40,011
Bridgrigar Invisia!
1768
01:25:41,721 --> 01:25:43,056
Boombastia!
1769
01:25:49,145 --> 01:25:50,521
(ROARS)
1770
01:25:52,649 --> 01:25:53,941
Aloft Elevar!
1771
01:25:53,983 --> 01:25:55,318
(GRUNTING)
1772
01:25:55,652 --> 01:25:56,861
(PANTING)
1773
01:26:04,452 --> 01:26:05,953
(GRUNTS AND GROANS)
1774
01:26:08,873 --> 01:26:09,916
No!
1775
01:26:12,460 --> 01:26:13,753
(ROARS)
1776
01:26:14,170 --> 01:26:15,213
(WHIMPERS)
1777
01:26:17,965 --> 01:26:19,008
No! No, no, no!
1778
01:26:20,134 --> 01:26:21,636
(STRAINS AND GASPS)
1779
01:26:21,677 --> 01:26:22,720
Use what I have.
1780
01:26:22,762 --> 01:26:24,555
Uh, what do I have?
I have nothing.
1781
01:26:24,972 --> 01:26:27,558
Splinter.
Magic in every fiber.
1782
01:26:27,850 --> 01:26:29,852
Magnora Gantuan!
1783
01:26:31,688 --> 01:26:35,066
No!
Voltar Thundasir!
1784
01:26:41,989 --> 01:26:43,032
Ian!
1785
01:26:43,908 --> 01:26:45,159
Accelior!
1786
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:54,627
(PANTING HEAVILY)
1787
01:27:02,260 --> 01:27:03,886
(PANTING)
1788
01:27:10,643 --> 01:27:11,936
LAUREL: Ian!
1789
01:27:16,899 --> 01:27:17,942
(GASPS)
1790
01:27:45,011 --> 01:27:46,262
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1791
01:27:51,934 --> 01:27:53,186
(GRUNTS)
1792
01:28:02,278 --> 01:28:03,738
(WILDEN LAUGHING)
1793
01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:15,082
(GASPS SOFTLY)
1794
01:28:40,316 --> 01:28:41,651
(SNIFFLES)
1795
01:28:48,491 --> 01:28:49,951
(FOOTSTEPS)
1796
01:28:53,287 --> 01:28:54,497
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1797
01:28:58,376 --> 01:28:59,544
(SIGHS)
1798
01:29:00,545 --> 01:29:01,921
What did he say?
1799
01:29:03,548 --> 01:29:06,551
He said he always thought
his wizard name
1800
01:29:06,592 --> 01:29:09,262
would be Wilden the Whimsical.
1801
01:29:09,679 --> 01:29:12,557
Wow. That's really terrible.
1802
01:29:12,682 --> 01:29:14,350
I know. (CHUCKLES)
1803
01:29:14,392 --> 01:29:15,643
(CHUCKLES)
1804
01:29:17,019 --> 01:29:20,022
He also said he's very proud
1805
01:29:20,064 --> 01:29:23,150
of the person
you grew up to be.
1806
01:29:24,235 --> 01:29:28,406
Well, I owe
an awful lot of that to you.
1807
01:29:30,116 --> 01:29:32,618
He kinda said that, too.
1808
01:29:35,454 --> 01:29:38,624
Oh, and he told me
to give you this.
1809
01:30:07,528 --> 01:30:10,573
IAN: Long ago,
the world was full of wonder.
1810
01:30:13,284 --> 01:30:16,287
It was adventurous,
exciting,
1811
01:30:16,787 --> 01:30:20,166
and best of all,
there was magic.
1812
01:30:20,249 --> 01:30:22,001
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1813
01:30:22,877 --> 01:30:24,754
SPRITE: Whoa! Watch it!
1814
01:30:25,671 --> 01:30:28,382
- (LAUGHS) Bullseye!
- (SPRITES CHEERING)
1815
01:30:28,716 --> 01:30:31,093
And then, with a slash
of my mighty sword,
1816
01:30:31,135 --> 01:30:34,055
I severed the beast's wings
from its wretched body!
1817
01:30:35,264 --> 01:30:38,059
- (KIDS GASPING)
- Okay, who wants cake?
1818
01:30:38,559 --> 01:30:40,478
- (KIDS CHEERING)
- (CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)
1819
01:30:41,687 --> 01:30:44,774
And I think, with a little
bit of magic in your life,
1820
01:30:44,815 --> 01:30:46,692
you can do almost anything.
1821
01:30:46,734 --> 01:30:48,778
Is that how you
put the school back together?
1822
01:30:48,819 --> 01:30:49,862
Uh, yes.
1823
01:30:49,904 --> 01:30:51,256
STUDENT: Is that also
how you destroyed
1824
01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:52,615
the school in the first place?
1825
01:30:52,657 --> 01:30:54,408
Uh, also yes.
1826
01:30:54,450 --> 01:30:56,118
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
1827
01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:58,579
- Hey, that was great.
- Thanks.
1828
01:30:58,621 --> 01:31:01,290
- You going to the park later?
- Yeah! See you there.
1829
01:31:06,379 --> 01:31:07,922
Mom! Oof!
1830
01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:09,423
- (LAUGHING)
- (BLAZEY YIPPING)
1831
01:31:10,257 --> 01:31:11,550
Blazey, down!
1832
01:31:11,592 --> 01:31:13,511
Who's a good dragon?
Who's a good dragon?
1833
01:31:13,552 --> 01:31:14,762
So, how was school?
1834
01:31:14,804 --> 01:31:16,305
It was really good.
1835
01:31:16,347 --> 01:31:17,515
Well, all right.
1836
01:31:17,556 --> 01:31:19,475
Hey, there he is.
You workin' hard?
1837
01:31:19,517 --> 01:31:22,019
- No, hardly workin'.
- (CHUCKLES)
1838
01:31:22,061 --> 01:31:25,564
Oh, I gotta go. I'm meeting
the Manticore for a night out.
1839
01:31:25,606 --> 01:31:27,417
DISPATCHER: (ON RADIO) We got
a one-one-three in progress.
1840
01:31:27,441 --> 01:31:28,693
All units report.
1841
01:31:28,734 --> 01:31:30,778
Duty calls.
Time to hit the trails.
1842
01:31:30,820 --> 01:31:32,196
Oh, you forgot your keys!
1843
01:31:32,238 --> 01:31:35,700
Don't need 'em.
I was born to run.
1844
01:31:35,741 --> 01:31:36,867
Hyah!
1845
01:31:41,372 --> 01:31:42,415
- (EXCLAIMS)
- Oh!
1846
01:31:43,332 --> 01:31:45,418
- (GRUNTS)
- Ah. (CHUCKLES)
1847
01:31:46,836 --> 01:31:48,337
So, how's the new van?
1848
01:31:48,379 --> 01:31:50,715
Oh. Guinevere the Second
is great.
1849
01:31:50,756 --> 01:31:53,384
I've almost got enough saved
up for a sweet paint job.
1850
01:31:53,426 --> 01:31:55,511
- No, please don't.
- Why not?
1851
01:31:55,636 --> 01:31:58,139
Because I already
took care of it.
1852
01:31:59,432 --> 01:32:01,475
Oh, yeah!
1853
01:32:04,353 --> 01:32:05,497
Okay, best way to the park
is to take
1854
01:32:05,521 --> 01:32:08,315
a little something
called the Road of Ruin.
1855
01:32:08,482 --> 01:32:11,068
- Uh... It's too obvious.
- Wait, what?
1856
01:32:11,110 --> 01:32:14,071
On a quest, the clear path
is never the right one.
1857
01:32:17,033 --> 01:32:19,577
- BARLEY: (LAUGHS) Oh, yeah!
- (IAN LAUGHING)
1858
01:32:54,069 --> 01:32:55,069
(FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1859
01:33:00,576 --> 01:33:03,496
♪ You're the soul
who understands
1860
01:33:04,497 --> 01:33:07,374
♪ The scars
and made me who I am
1861
01:33:08,959 --> 01:33:11,837
♪ Through the drifting
sands of time
1862
01:33:12,922 --> 01:33:16,091
♪ I got your back
and you got mine
1863
01:33:17,426 --> 01:33:20,513
♪ If you bear a heavy load
1864
01:33:21,430 --> 01:33:24,475
♪ I'll be your wheels
I'll be the road
1865
01:33:25,684 --> 01:33:28,979
♪ I'll see us through
the thick and thin
1866
01:33:29,980 --> 01:33:33,025
♪ For love and loss
until the end
1867
01:33:33,943 --> 01:33:37,530
♪ 'Cause you carried me
with you
1868
01:33:38,906 --> 01:33:41,367
♪ From the highest
of the peaks
1869
01:33:41,408 --> 01:33:43,786
♪ To the darkness of the blue
1870
01:33:43,828 --> 01:33:47,498
♪ I was just too blind to see
1871
01:33:48,624 --> 01:33:53,420
♪ Like a lighthouse in a storm
You were always guiding me
1872
01:33:53,462 --> 01:33:55,172
♪ Yeah, it's true
1873
01:33:56,257 --> 01:33:59,301
♪ You carried me with you
1874
01:34:01,595 --> 01:34:04,640
♪ From the day it all began
1875
01:34:05,391 --> 01:34:08,394
♪ Yeah, you were there
You took my hand
1876
01:34:09,937 --> 01:34:12,773
♪ And when I hurt
a bit too deep
1877
01:34:13,899 --> 01:34:16,944
♪ You watched me
as I fell asleep
1878
01:34:18,237 --> 01:34:21,657
♪ And when my head
was in the cloud
1879
01:34:22,491 --> 01:34:25,870
♪ You found a way
to pull me out
1880
01:34:26,912 --> 01:34:30,166
♪ You picked my heart up
off the ground
1881
01:34:31,083 --> 01:34:34,420
♪ And showed me
love was all around
1882
01:34:35,171 --> 01:34:38,966
♪ Yeah, you carried me
with you
1883
01:34:40,134 --> 01:34:42,553
♪ From the highest
of the peaks
1884
01:34:42,595 --> 01:34:45,097
♪ To the darkness of the blue
1885
01:34:45,139 --> 01:34:48,517
♪ I was just too blind to see
1886
01:34:49,852 --> 01:34:54,732
♪ Like a lighthouse in a storm
You were always guiding me
1887
01:34:54,773 --> 01:34:56,400
♪ Yeah, it's true
1888
01:34:57,568 --> 01:35:00,863
♪ You carried me with you
1889
01:35:02,364 --> 01:35:06,202
♪ Oh, we'll be sitting
on the world together
1890
01:35:07,578 --> 01:35:11,373
♪ Watching as the days
turn into night
1891
01:35:12,499 --> 01:35:16,253
♪ We know how to brave
the stormy weather
1892
01:35:16,921 --> 01:35:22,801
♪ And we're never giving up
without a fight
1893
01:35:24,511 --> 01:35:28,682
♪ If you should ever
bear a heavy load
1894
01:35:29,642 --> 01:35:32,978
♪ I'll be your wheels
I'll be the road
1895
01:35:33,979 --> 01:35:37,524
♪ I'll see us through
the thick and thin
1896
01:35:38,233 --> 01:35:41,779
♪ For love and loss
until the end
1897
01:35:42,488 --> 01:35:46,283
♪ 'Cause you carried me
with you
1898
01:35:47,493 --> 01:35:49,954
♪ From the highest
of the peaks
1899
01:35:49,995 --> 01:35:52,331
♪ To the darkness of the blue
1900
01:35:52,373 --> 01:35:56,001
♪ I was just too blind to see
1901
01:35:57,252 --> 01:36:00,381
♪ Like a lighthouse in a storm
You were always guiding me
1902
01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:03,801
♪ Yeah, it's true
1903
01:36:04,802 --> 01:36:08,555
♪ You carried me with you
1904
01:36:09,098 --> 01:36:13,352
♪ Oh, you carried me
with you ♪