[logo buzzing]
[dramatic music]
- What are you doing here?
- Well, good morning, celebrity of the day.
- [David] How did you get here?
- You gotta stop breaking walls, bro.
- [David] Shit.
- What happened? - You killed a cop.
- What? - I'm just fucking with you, dog.
- No, but you did do some weird shit last night.
- Yeah, look, it's all over the news.
- Well, let's backtrack.
What did you do before the party?
- Nothing. I did nothing, I just.
[tape reel whirring]
[Cara moaning]
- This is so good.
Ah, say something in French.
- Uh, oh, okay.
[David speaking foreign language]
- What does it mean?
- It means that you're beautiful.
[Cara moaning]
- Yeah.
- I'm leaving you.
- Yeah, me too, I'm loving you, baby.
- No, leave you.
- You too, I love you.
[David and Cara moaning]
- I'm leaving you.
- What?
Why?
- I just don't love you anymore.
- What are you talking about?
I, we just made love.
- That was breakup sex.
- But I changed for you.
I left France for you.
I even stopped smoking weed.
- I know, and that is so good for you,
but I've just gotta go.
- I left my mom.
[door slams]
I won't cry.
Of course I cried.
Don't judge me.
Cara was my world.
At that moment, I just wanted to get.
[funky music]
- [Kanye] Yo.
- I don't have any money, sir, sorry.
- Y'all got weed?
- What? - I got weed.
[scoffs]
- I'm sorry bro, I don't wanna be rude,
but you don't have weed.
You probably don't even have underwear.
- I mean, I got no underwear, but I got weed.
- The weed, of course.
That guy, he was so weird.
- Wait, what guy?
- All right, fuck it. Would you sell me a joint?
- Oh, so now you have it.
- Well, it's. - [Kanye] It's all right.
Take it for free.
- What? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, free?
Hey, you got his number?
You got some of that for me?
- It has to come from the pot.
- Take it. I don't smoke unless it's crack.
- You have crack? - No.
- Do you have underwear? - Man, you don't want it?
- Wait, I mean, why would you give that to me?
- Look, I understand.
A girl left me a long time ago.
I know what you're going through.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
How do you know my girlfriend just left me?
- Man, I'm not stalking you.
I live right around here.
I see everybody, I hear everybody,
but nobody sees me, nobody hears me.
- I'm David.
What's your name?
- I'm Kanye East.
- Kanye East?
- [David] Yes. - You still high, bro.
- Take it, but remember this.
Never under any circumstances never mix this weed with tobacco.
- I won't.
- I'm serious.
This is special, very special, first class.
Right, yeah.
All right, just don't do it.
- I won't.
I don't get it.
What's the catch here?
Have you put something inside it?
- Like what, drugs?
- Holy shit.
Kanye?
Mr. East?
Oh shit.
I'm not gonna smoke this.
[ambient music]
[David laughing]
[voice call ringing]
- Hi, sweetie.
[David speaking foreign language]
In English, sweetie.
I need to practice my English, I told you.
- Okay. Mom, can I call you tomorrow?
'Cause right now I gotta go.
I'm, I have, I'm late.
- Okay, baby, okay, and Cara, how is she?
- She's fine, she's fine.
Everything is all right.
Don't worry. I really gotta go now.
- Okay, my love, okay.
[David speaking foreign language]
Love you.
Love you, I love you, sweetie.
I love you so much. [Nadine smooching]
Bye, bye, bye. - [David] Bye.
[knocking on door]
[door opens]
- You ain't heard of WD-40?
The fuck?
You need to call the fire de-?
[sniffs] Oh!
Oh, that's that good stuff.
What you been doing, boy?
- What the hell you got on?
- Man, chill. This is the good shit.
I forgot to tell you, it's a costume party.
Come on man, we gonna get you laid.
Come on, baby.
- But I don't have a costume.
- [Chopper] Put this on.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, my little Jedi.
Yeah.
- [Cat Woman] Hey Chopper. - Hey, what's up girl?
- Yo, who's your friend?
- That's my neighbor from upstairs.
- Hi, neighbor from upstairs.
- You don't know my name?
- Yeah, Cara's boyfriend.
- I'm David. - Ah, chill, man.
This is a party, man.
We got ladies, we got drinks.
You look good, David.
Y'all gonna get laid tonight, bro.
[upbeat music]
- Let's shut this motherfucker down.
[garage door rattling]
Play the music, baby.
♪ Yeah, same all day, same all day ♪
♪ Took me a long time ♪
[rap music playing]
[music fading]
[head thudding]
- Every time I watch a slasher, like I wake up
'cause I hear a noise and I'm like,
"Oh my God, someone's gonna kill me."
[Cat Woman laughing]
- You just have this feeling with scary movies.
'Cause sometimes I'm watching porn movies in my house
and when I hear a noise, I'm not like,
"Oh my God, someone's going to fuck me."
[Cat Woman laughing]
- Yeah!
- I'm so lit.
[party noises in background]
- Hot guy, come here.
You.
- Excuse me.
Was that Cara you were talking to?
- Who?
- Never mind. You're not dressed up.
- Yeah, I am.
I'm dressed like a girl.
- I'm David.
- Faith. [bottles clink] Thanks for the beer.
- LAPD, open the door.
[metal banging]
LAPD, open the door.
- Fuck the police, man.
We ain't think about them, man.
Lemme tell you, we gonna keep the motherfucking music up.
- All right, people, party's over. We got a noise complaint.
Hey, you come here.
Let me see your ID.
- Look, I don't even know why I'm here.
I don't even have on a costume.
- Yes, she is.
She's dressed as a girl.
- Both of you, IDs now.
- Man, I love your costume.
Handcuffs look so real.
- Sir, step back.
Put your hands behind your head.
Turn around.
♪ Put my hands on my head, and I turn around ♪
- Are you on drugs, sir?
- Hell yeah, man.
Do you want some?
It's good. It's fucking good.
Whoa, easy with the lady, dude.
[shockwave vibrating]
[glass shattering]
[crowd indistinct clamoring]
- [Officer] You okay?
- Get your boy, get your boy.
[wall smashing]
- [Partygoer] Over here.
- Are you guys seeing this shit right now?
What?
[wall smashing]
Holy shit, this video's gonna make me so rich, guys.
Whoo!
[garage door slamming]
[dramatic music]
[intense music]
- Yeah, I've never seen a superhero,
but I have seen a number of young drug addicts
causing destruction to both public and private property.
I will catch the people responsible and put them behind bars, trust me.
Thank you.
and when they face me, we'll see who the hero is.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
- I thought it was a dream.
- Nah, it wasn't a dream bro.
Wasn't a dream at all. This shit was crazy.
Hey, is this the first time you went Justice League on everybody?
- Of course it was the first time.
- Guys, we gotta get the fuck outta here.
- [Chopper] Yeah, let's go.
- Where?
- Trust me. I know a place, it's totally safe.
Let's just get going. Grab your mask.
- I got mine.
They ain't gonna ID me.
[thrilling music]
[door sliding]
[flame sizzling]
- [Chopper] Come on, man, do your thing.
- What thing?
- [Chopper] Move the car.
- This?
- He can't even move himself.
- I can do it.
Yeah, I can try.
Stay here.
- [Chopper] All right, do your thing, baby.
- Obviously his powers aren't from the weed.
- I can push harder.
Yeah.
[wind whistling]
[ice crackling]
- [Chopper] Oh. - [Faith] Holy shit.
- What the fuck?
- [Chopper] Oh, it's up.
It definitely comes from the weed, baby.
[wind whistling]
Whoa, that's crazy.
- [David] It is.
- My man.
- Yeah.
[dramatic music]
- What if every joint gives you a different power?
- Yeah.
Yo, like maybe you take a new trip every time?
- There's only one way to find out.
- I mean, you are already pretty stoned.
- We need to know. - Yeah, we need to know.
- Right? - Right.
So?
Yo, throw a fireball.
- Something.
- Yeah, uh.
- I got it, bro.
Yo, read my mind.
- You wanna.
- Yes, I do.
- [David] Yeah.
- You're good, you're good.
- [David] Smoke a joint. - Yes.
You're good. - [David] Knew it, woo!
- Fucking magician, bro.
- Everybody knows that.
- Yeah, she's right.
- Everybody don't know that.
- [David] You know what, guys?
I think this one doesn't work. - My momma doesnt know.
- [Faith] Are you sure?
[mysterious music]
[David groaning]
What?
- [David] Wait. - [Chopper] What?
- Wait.
I feel something.
- What, what do you mean?
- It's not clear, it's like a.
Can you turn around?
Just walk, walk a little bit.
Turn around, turn around for me.
Yeah, walk.
Ooh la la.
- [Chopper] Hey, what is that? What is it?
- Oh shit. Doesn't work.
- [Chopper] What is it, man?
- This doesn't work, give me another one.
- Here you go. - Fuck, don't put your legs.
The leg, the leg.
Oh fuck.
Go, go. Ssh!
- [Chopper] Don't smoke all my weed.
- [Bruce] Hello, young man.
- [David] Hey, Bruce.
- I thought we were supposed to have lunch today.
- [David] Yeah, yeah, you're right.
I'm sorry, I'm stuck in a project for school.
- Well, I just, I want to see you before your mother arrives.
How about lunch or dinner tomorrow, huh?
- [David] Let's do it.
- Hey, don't forget.
- [David] See you, bye Bruce.
[Bruce chuckling]
- What is this, a boomerang?
[glass shattering]
- No. - Didn't come back.
Hey, who was that?
- My stepfather.
This one doesn't work either.
I don't feel anything. - No?
- I need a beer.
- We don't have beer. [pottery clattering]
Nice.
- Just don't use that power for sex.
[intense music]
- Do you guys wanna try?
- Oh, ho, ho.
- What? - [Chopper] I feel it.
- Feel what? - It, girl.
- [Faith] It? - Mmhmm.
I feel it, baby.
Whoo.
Yeah. Whoo.
[body thumps]
- [David] Whoa.
- I'm good.
- [Faith] Are you sure?
- [David] You wanna try?
- Sure.
- You feel something?
- No.
- [David] Leave that to the real superhero.
- [Chopper] Come on, David, I could do this, bro.
- Obviously not.
Am I the first stoned superhero in history?
- Batman's on cocaine for sure.
- What? - Think about it.
The guy never sleeps.
- Hey David, come on, man. Give me the joint.
Bro, give me a break.
If it was glass, I would've went right through that.
- [David] No.
- [Chopper] Come on, bro, give me the weed.
- No.
- Give me the fucking joint, bro!
[mysterious music]
- What the fuck?
- Super junkie.
- That I am.
All right. - Move that car.
- Right there? - Yeah.
- All right, give me some space.
Chopper Xavier.
Super Chopper.
[Chopper grunts]
Oh fuck.
- [Faith] All right.
[Chopper laughing] - [Chopper] Yeah.
- [David] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Faith] Oh, nice.
[Chopper laughing]
- All right, maybe you need to smoke more weed.
- I don't think it's possible to smoke more weed.
- It's always possible to smoke more weed.
[dramatic music] [Chopper chuckling]
[car rattling]
[mysterious music]
[Chopper coughing] [car thudding]
Whoa!
- [Faith Premonition] Oh my God, oh my God!
- Move!
- What the fuck?
- Bro, you all right? - What just happened?
- It's a big ass raindrop. You okay?
- I think so. What happened?
- I had this vision of the car falling right on you.
It felt so real, it was.
- Wait, wait, wait, you saw the car fall before it happened?
- [Faith] Yeah. - Like prescience?
What? I know some words in English.
- You had a premonition.
So you do have a power.
- I don't know, I guess.
- Oh my God.
Look at your eyes.
One is blue and the other one is green.
You're mutating.
- David, I've had different colored eyes since I was a baby.
- [Chopper] She was a baby, dog.
- Really? - Yep.
- I thought only cats had that.
- And I thought only monkeys had that bad of breath.
[Chopper laughs]
- He's so high, bro.
- It's because of the weed. - [Chopper] I know.
- Talking about my breath.
- Can we just sit down and think about this for a second?
This is not normal weed.
It gives us powers.
- She's right.
Usually the only power I have when I smoke
is to stare at something for a really long time.
Really,
really,
really.
[dramatic music]
Okay, what am I thinking in three, two, one, go.
- I don't know.
- Fuck. Look, this girl right here, I matched her twice.
Look, am I gonna sleep with her?
- I don't know.
- Oh, come on, can you see the future or not?
- [Faith] I don't know. - Oh God, this girl.
- [Faith] What is that?
- A lotto ticket.
Look, just tell me the first numbers that come to your mind.
- [Faith] I don't know.
- Guys, you should see this. [paper crumpling]
The video has reached one million views.
They created a Facebook fan page.
I even have a JIF. - [Faith] GIF.
- JIF. - [Faith] GIF.
- JIF. - GIF.
- [David] JIF. - [Faith] GIF.
- [David] GIF. - JIF.
- Gotcha. - Guys.
- Think about it.
If we have a bunch of fan pages,
don't you think the cops will know our identity?
- [David] You're right.
- Can I see your phone, please?
- Sure. Look, it's the latest phone.
You know it's a great, great phone.
I mean, I like it.
Personally, it's like.
[phone shattering]
What the fuck are you doing?
- If the cops know our identities, they can track us down.
Don't you watch movies?
- Yeah, but.
- Don't worry, I'll destroy mine too.
[phone smashing]
- Oh yeah, you know how to break phones.
- Airplane mode.
Bro, come on, shit.
Let me just finish texting this girl.
Hold up. - Sorry bro, I can't.
- I'm gonna see you tonight.
- Sorry.
[phone rattling] - I'm, see you tonight.
- Felt good. - You guys, seriously?
How are we gonna fight crime and save people
if we have to be on drugs to do it?
- Crime?
- Yeah, that's what superheroes are supposed to do.
- I ain't trying to fight crime.
Trying to get laid.
- Okay, what do we know?
This weed gives us powers.
Mine are different with each joint.
Chopper always has the same power.
- Same power. - For now.
- And Faith, we don't know yet, but you can see the future.
That's a superpower.
- [Chopper] That's power.
- Thank you for saving my life, by the way.
- You're welcome, and don't forget,
we also know who you got the weed from.
- You're right.
We just need to find the guy.
- All right, let's go. Gotta go back to my place anyway.
- Why?
- Forgot my weed.
- Really? - Seriously?
- Come on, dog.
[dramatic music]
So this is where you saw Kanye?
- Yeah.
- Well, he's not here anymore.
- Yeah, let's check around.
- All dogs go to heaven.
All bums go to alleys.
If I'm homeless, I'm not going to a alley, dog.
I'm telling you straight up.
I'm gonna be like, the first rich bum.
- Wait!
[mysterious music]
- [Henry] Hey!
Go and grab the wall.
- Oh my God. We have to go. We have to go.
- [David] Why? - [Chopper] What'd you see?
- Come on, we have to go. - [Chopper] What'd you see?
- [David] My father was American.
- Was?
- Yeah, he died when I was two.
- [Faith] Oh, I'm sorry.
- No.
I'm lucky I still have my mom and my stepfather Bruce.
He was my dad's best friend.
- Creepy.
Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to.
- It's okay.
Actually, my dad and Bruce, they were scientists here at USC.
My mom was a French exchange student.
She fell in love with my dad and she stayed.
Two years after that, my father died in an accident.
Voilà.
Now Bruce runs a big pharmaceutical company between Paris and LA,
and my mom lives in Paris.
- And you came to America for?
- I was a mess in Paris.
Smoking weed all day long.
- Hmm, definitely killing it here.
- I was actually, but I don't know.
I just met this Kanye East guy.
I guess it was just a coincidence.
- I never believed in coincidences.
- Oh, so you and I now it's like, it's not a coincidence.
- No, this right here, this is a coincidence.
- You gonna have it that way?
Yes, yeah, cool.
[pulsating electronic music]
[footsteps clicking]
- [Chopper] You kids have fun?
- [David] Nope, not a date, bro.
- [Faith] What are these?
- Oh.
Look, these are our very own superhero smoking devices.
Like this, this is an authentic Native American
Super Mario cool '70s peace pipe,
and this is for you, Faith.
Namaste.
- Made in China.
- Come on, bro.
This, this is a vaporizer and it's one of a kind.
I got it for you, David.
- Cool, thank you bro.
- I'm gonna stick to the joint.
- Where did you find all of this?
- In my pocket.
What?
We were at a party.
Look, now we have weapons,
and weapons are important for superheroes.
No weapons shall prosper when formed against my bosom.
- Weapons, Chopper?
- Yeah, because if you're having a fight,
you can pull out your pipe and bam, you're on.
- I like it, but what happened to,
"I don't wanna fight crime.
"Just wanna get laid."
- Is that me? - [David] Yeah.
- Oh, come on, bro.
I was stoned, and girls love superheroes.
- Agree.
- [Chopper] Yeah.
[traffic whirring]
[telephone keys clicking]
- Yes, boss?
No, the marijuana's not there.
I looked everywhere, I found nothing.
Yeah, understood.
I won't hesitate.
I'll bring 'em to you in 24 hours, dead or alive.
[tense music]
[fire roaring]
[dramatic music]
[air whooshing]
[David thudding]
- Morning.
[glass squeaking]
[upbeat music]
Hey.
- [Faith] Hey. - [Chopper] What's up bro?
- All right.
I got some food, cash, and prepaid phones
if you guys wanna check your voicemail.
- Yes, sir. These things got Instagram?
- Wait, you used your credit card?
- Don't worry, Miss Snowden.
I flew to Vegas.
I got the money there.
- [Faith] You took a plane?
- I flew, Faith, like Superman.
- Wait, you could fly?
- Last night, I couldn't sleep.
I was too excited about all of this.
So I went to the roof, you know?
And I wanted to calm down so I smoked a joint.
- Of course.
- Next thing I know, I'm flying over the city.
- That's fucking crazy, bro.
- It is, right.
I brought you some souvenirs.
This one's for you, bro.
- What you get?
- Really?
- What?
Vegas shops.
- I like mine. You know about me.
You know what, you know about me.
[flame sizzling]
- [David] How did you get the car?
[rap music drowns out singer singing]
[Nadine speaking foreign language]
- [Nadine] I can't reach you.
Please call me back.
I'm worried, first time you don't call me in two days, two days.
[Nadine speaking foreign language]
I love you baby, I love you.
Bye, my love, bye-bye.
[Nadine smooching]
- All right guys, where do we start?
We should go to South LA or Lincoln Heights
if you wanna find real criminals.
- Oh, see, you wanna go to a Latino or black community, huh?
- [David] Yeah. What?
- David, that's racist.
You gotta go where the real criminals are.
- Koreatown. - Koreatown.
- No, downtown where the corporations are.
We could use our power to stop them from taking advantage
of people and destroying the environment,
being corrupt in general, and whatever else they're doing.
We could save the world.
- Wow, easy.
Look, it's one thing to stop a pickpocket,
but how we gonna stop corrupt corporations?
I mean, I can make a CEO's laptop fly if I'm high enough.
[smokes and exhales]
Okay, I'm high enough.
Let's make it fly, baby, woo!
[rap music drowns out singer singing]
[telephone ringing]
- Hello.
- [Boss] Have you found it, the weed?
- It's only a matter of time, sir, I'm.
- [Boss] I don't pay you to waste my time.
- I know, sir, I'm. - [Boss] Bring me the drugs now.
- Yes sir, I'm.
[dial tone beeping]
God damn it!
Fuck!
[traffic rumbling]
- There, criminals.
[tires skidding]
- [Chopper] Where? All I see is three dealers.
- No, they're selling drugs to kids.
- This is a job for us. - Yeah, and we need to practise.
Let's go.
- All right.
[dramatic music]
- [David] Hey.
- Wow, you guys must have come from one hell of a party.
What do you need?
- We need you, we need you to stop selling drugs.
- [Chopper] Why you using that voice? - Shut up.
It's my superhero voice.
You need to stop this shit now, or you're gonna regret it.
- No offense guys, but you don't exactly look like cops.
[dealer laughing]
- Cops won't whip that ass like us, motherfucker.
- [David] What the fuck?
- It's my superhero voice.
- Superheroes?
- [Chopper] Exactly.
- Guys, you're smoking weed.
Who are you supposed to be?
SuperHigh? [dealers laughing]
- I like the name.
- Fuck off.
This is a place of business and you're making me lose money,
and when I lose money, I tend to lose control.
- Faith, do you see any danger for us in the near future?
[mysterious swoosh]
- No, no danger in the near future.
- Okay, that's it.
[dealer snapping fingers]
- It's not working.
- [Faith] Let me drive.
- Do whatever you want. - [Faith] Trust me.
[thrilling music]
- What the fuck?
[wood cracking]
- [David] Oh, you see that?
That was crazy, right?
- Stop playing around.
[wind whipping]
[dumpster thudding]
- [Chopper] Hell yeah.
[wind whipping] [clothes ripping]
- Okay, I'm sorry. Please just let me go.
Okay, sorry.
Just please.
Here's all my drugs.
Cocaine, weed,
and my last MDMA pill.
All yours.
- Run.
- [David] SuperHigh.
I really like the name, huh?
- [Faith] Chopper?
- [David] Yeah, you did it, man.
[telephone ringing]
- [Bruce] Cheers, my love.
[Nadine speaking foreign language]
So what do you think?
I can't wait till you get here.
- Sunshine, you promise you call me if you hear from David.
- Ah, yes ma'am.
I've been trying to call him all day.
It's Los Angeles.
He's out having fun, but yes, I promise,
and if you hear from your baby, you let me know as well, all right?
- It is you too, I worry.
[Bruce chuckling]
- No, what I'm worried about is if I can stand the wait
before you're naked in that bed.
- [Bruce] Hi David, this is Bruce, your stepfather, remember? [laughs]
Please call me back or at least call your mother.
You know how she worries.
[tense music]
- [David] Look at you, real superheroes.
- Yeah, I'm super fucked up.
- Yeah, that's 'cause you smoked 10 joints in a row.
- Man, I'm starving.
- Me too.
- [Chopper] Hey, there's my grocery store right there.
- Doubt they have organic food.
What?
[exciting music]
- [Chopper] Walgreens and Target?
- No, Walgreens, they sell food.
Snax, they sell books, DVDs, and all that kinda shit.
- All right, it's cool. So it's like a CVS.
All right, I'm gonna get some hot dogs,
some Now 'n Laters, some ramen noodles.
Come on, y'all.
Yo, nice mask, bro.
- Wait, why are they wearing masks?
- I don't know. - [Robber] Give me the money.
Now, man, don't be a hero.
- Please, don't hurt me.
I'll get you whatever you want.
- Hello?
- Who the fuck are you?
- Bro, hey.
[David whistling]
Calm down.
We are the SuperHigh team.
- Yeah, so put the.
[Scooter coughing]
- Yeah.
What my friend is trying to say is, put your fucking gun down
or you're gonna get yourself hurt.
- What did you say?
- He said put the gun down, or you're gonna hurt yourself.
- You should go to the doctor.
- I'll smoke your ass, motherfucker.
- Oh, you smoke ass.
Well, I guess this is West Hollywood.
[all laughing]
- You're dead. [revolver cocking]
- Whoa, slow down.
[music slows]
[mysterious swoosh]
[gunshot booming]
[bag exploding]
- Get off me.
[cans rattling]
- What the fuck?
[cans rattling]
[electronic funky music]
- Yo, that was crazy, man.
Yo, you was like, waah,
and then I was like waah,
and then I gave you my powers and then we blasted them with the cans.
- And before, did you see, I just dodged the fucking bullet?
- Yeah, and before that I saw the bullet coming
and I moved you outta the way.
- Yeah, and I fell on Chopper and then in slow mo.
I fell on him in slow mo.
Fuck, I love the slow mo power.
I love your power, man.
That was crazy.
- Did y'all see the way I was eating that chip?
I was like, ugh.
- Yeah, that got a little weird.
- [David] Yeah, that was weird.
- It wasn't that weird.
- Look at them. We did it.
We saved the store. - [Chopper] We did.
- We saved the store!
[roof crumpling]
[car alarms honking]
- What in the hell have you done?
- [David] You're welcome.
- I could've just given them the money.
There was only $80 in the register.
They would've left.
Ah, I'm gonna be closed for weeks.
Don't you have anything, anything to say for yourselves?
- [Faith] Are these organic?
[David snickering]
[head thudding]
[mysterious swoosh]
- [David] What, again?
- Come on, bro. - We gotta go, now.
Henry's coming.
- [David] I'm not afraid of a fucking cop.
- Shit, I am.
- You should be. You're Black.
- You're right.
- This is a different kind of danger.
I can feel it. We really gotta go.
- All right.
[doorbell ringing]
- Thank you sir.
[footsteps clicking]
- [Faith] Stay low.
- [Chopper] Fuck, come on, come on.
- [Faith] Keep down.
[tense music]
[doorbell ringing]
[tense music]
- [Henry] LAPD.
Where is he?
Not them, the kid who did that.
- I don't know.
They came and destroyed my shop and they ran.
- What do you mean, they? How many were there?
- Three.
- [Henry] Did they all have powers?
- Just the Black guy and the foreign.
Whoa.
[shopkeeper imitating bullets firing]
Whoa.
- Whoa, whoa. A Black guy.
- And the girl, she was. [shopkeeper wolf whistling]
- How old?
Answer the question.
- 25, I don't know.
- What'd she do? Did she have powers too?
- No, she just said, "Go, we have to go. "He's arriving,"
then they ran.
- You're the only one here tonight?
Anybody else see them use their powers?
[gun cocking]
- No.
- What is he doing?
[gunshots zipping]
Fuck! Shit.
- [Chopper] Let's get the fuck outta here.
I'm out.
[tense music]
[radio beeping] - Hey, dispatch.
I got an emergency at 2600 Maypark Avenue.
I need an ambulance ASAP.
Looks like a robbery that went bad.
Three dead.
Suspects are considered to be armed and dangerous, thank you.
Run, little rabbits, run.
I'm coming for you.
[traffic whooshing]
- We shouldn't have followed the cop here.
Where is she?
- I don't know, and I knew we shouldn't have come here.
Look at you being all scared.
- I'm not scared. You're the one who's scared.
- I'm not. You're afraid.
- You're scared. Look at you, you're like shaking.
- Not shaking, you shook. You always shook.
- Hey. [David and Chopper screaming]
[exciting music]
- What the fuck is this place?
- It's a homeless shelter for drug addicts.
- We gotta go in there.
- Yes.
- [Chopper] No, I'm not going in there.
They're not getting my weed, no.
- [David] We have to.
- Yeah, and we need a change of clothes.
- What's wrong with our clothes?
I got this.
[air whooshes]
Come on, baby, come to Chopper, baby.
Come on.
- [Orderly] Welcome to Helping Hands Homeless Shelter.
[suspenseful music]
You're lucky we're not full today.
- I don't want to be here.
Dude, you're the only one here who could actually use the help.
- Come on in, guys.
Line up right here for me.
All right, I'll let you guys take a bed in a second.
First, need to check for any drugs,
paraphernalia, stuff like that.
All right, turn around for me.
Anything in your pockets, sir?
- [Chopper] Nope. - Pants?
All right, good to go.
- What about you, sir?
Anything in your pockets?
- [David] Nothing.
- All right, what about you, ma'am?
- [Faith] Nope.
- Nothing?
Nothing in your dress or any places I should know about?
- [Faith] Nope.
- No, nothing, huh?
- [Faith] Unh unh.
- All right, can I have you turn around for me.
Hands out.
Just wanna make sure that you're not carrying anything.
Okay,
yeah, everything seems good.
All right, follow me.
Try this hot soup before you sleep.
Here, drink it.
- Thank you, I'll pass. - Drink!
Okay?
[Henry snapping fingers]
- Drink it.
I'll be back.
[tense music]
- I ain't drinking this shit.
- [Faith] Did you guys see that? - Yeah.
That guy was weird about the soup.
- No, not that, Henry.
He was right here just now.
- What the fuck is Henry doing here?
- I don't know.
- I mean, the guy kills innocent people at night
and he helps the homeless during the day?
I don't buy it.
Let's check this place out.
- Why y'all drink this shit? - I'm feeling dizzy.
[mysterious music]
- Whoa.
Excuse me, but if you're not here to rest,
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
- No, no, no, no. We're gonna sleep.
Actually, I feel really tired.
- Me too.
[mysterious music continues]
[suspenseful music]
- Oh my God, woo.
I just got tired too, brother.
Lemme tell you, man, broth in there is amazing.
Y'all got these in the queen, because I,
fool, I move around a lot, that's all I'm saying.
Ah, okay.
[suspenseful music continues]
[David snoring]
- Faith.
Oh my God, wake up.
David.
Oh, David.
Wake up, man, hey.
Fuck. Oh, I need to smoke.
What the fuck?
Oh my God.
What is that?
No, that's not it.
Oh, I know what that is.
Here you are.
Come to daddy.
[suspenseful music continues]
[sirens wailing]
I love you, David, I love you, David.
I love unicorns.
- [Orderly] What the hell?
Hey. - Hey, I love you man.
- I know, I know, I know.
- Chocolate.
- Chocolate? - Yeah, us.
Let's swap shirts. - No, no, no swapping shirts.
No swapping shirts.
♪ You are my angel ♪
- Hold on, shh.
Hold on one second for me, okay.
♪ You do everything I need ♪ - Hold on one second for me.
I got a client I'm bringing downstairs right now.
Come with me, okay?
Come on with me. I know, I love you too.
Come with me, I'll show you where we keep our unicorns.
- I love unicorns.
- Yeah? - Yeah. You got mermaids?
- I have mermaids, mermans, whatever you want.
[ominous music]
[alarm blaring]
[gas hissing]
[fire roaring]
[patient screaming]
[David heavy breathing]
- Fuck.
Chopper, Chopper.
Faith, Faith.
- Don't even think about it.
- Chopper's gone.
- What? - Chopper's gone.
They must have put something in the soup.
We slept the whole day.
- He probably just left.
- No, no, he wouldn't have left without us.
We gotta go find him.
- We don't have the weed, we don't have our powers.
- Oh, you have powers.
[telephone buttons clicking]
- Somebody stole all of my clothes.
Can you help me?
- Yeah, yeah, of course.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
You know what?
Sometimes the residents, they steal from each other.
I'm so sorry.
- I mean, I just, I really didn't know what to do.
- Yeah, what to do.
- Maybe you can do something.
- Yeah, sure, absolutely. [metal tray clanging]
- What were you waiting for?
- No, I, I, because I.
Let's go.
[footsteps tapping]
[switch clicking] [lights humming]
[David whistling]
Let's go.
Chopper!
- [Faith] Chopper?
- [David] Chopper!
Hello?
- [Guard] Hey, what are you doing here?
[punch thudding]
- Look.
- What is going on here?
[ominous music] [test subject groaning]
[flesh squishing]
- Shit.
Look.
- [Faith] Is that Chopper?
- Fuck.
- Henry, he's getting away.
- Henry can wait.
We need to get Chopper out of there now.
- [Faith] They're gonna kill him.
- You gotta get the weed from the car.
- We don't have time.
[David speaking foreign language]
[viewing door grinding]
[machinery whirring]
♪ I wanna be free ♪
♪ I'm loving my life ♪
♪ Tell me why ♪
♪ Hey, why don't you come inside of my room ♪
♪ So that we can be together ♪
- [David] Hello there.
- [Scientist] Hello.
- You have a problem with the B-23 device, right?
We just received a notification.
- The what?
- The B-23.
Hello, you don't know the name and you're the one
who's supposed to operate it.
Now I understand. - I'm the one who designed it.
- Who the hell are you?
- Did you fix the B-26 device?
- Three. - Three.
- I'm calling security right now.
- Yeah, of course.
[punch thudding]
Ouch. - Ugh.
[punch smashing]
[footsteps clicking]
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's a misunderstood, uh.
No, because.
- [Faith] Chopper, we're coming.
I think you still have some weed in your.
[footsteps clicking]
[body dragging]
[ominous music] [gas hissing]
[scientist screaming]
[thrilling music]
- All right guys, we need to practise our powers before we face Henry,
but we can't smoke it all.
We need to save some for the fight.
My next power is,
- duplication. - Cool.
- I mean, it's cool, but I don't see how this is gonna help us.
- Oh, I see how it's going to help.
Why fight crime when you can open a bar?
Gotcha.
[bottles rattling]
- Whoa.
I have an idea.
- What?
- Yes. - Yeah.
- This is my last one. - [Faith] Do it.
- Yes. Don't fuck up, bro.
- Ready to be rich?
- [Faith] Let's do it.
[all cheering]
♪ I'm doing it willy, willy, willy, yo ♪
♪ Big threes, I'm on big dough ♪
♪ Clubbing all night, champagne popping ♪
♪ Get faded day and night ♪
♪ Girls on my waistline ♪
♪ Tell the DJ it's bass time ♪
♪ I got these girls all over me ♪
♪ They going down down for some face time ♪
♪ If it ain't popping, it ain't my hype ♪
♪ I gotta get stateside ♪
♪ But I see for all of them ♪
♪ You think I'm cocking her, ain't I ♪
♪ Why you grilling on me day night ♪
♪ Party hardy the full moon ♪
♪ To the break of dawn, make daylight ♪
♪ Dude, I'm feeling a killing ♪
♪ Smoking them all like a cigarette, cigarette ♪
♪ Yo, yo, I be chilling it ♪
♪ On the other side of the world since I've been in it ♪
♪ Bitches don't know who I'm chillin' with ♪
♪ But now you wanna hold me close ♪
♪ Looks a bit like a hoe ♪
♪ A lot like top model with no parolio ♪
♪ Just hop party, hop party, hop party, just hop party ♪
♪ Hop party, hop party like ♪
♪ Hop party, hop party, hop party ♪
- [David] Woo, yeah.
- [Chopper] That's what I'm talking about, baby.
- [David] Did it.
- Yo, I'm telling you, with these new powers,
we're gonna take over the world.
Woo, first thing I'm gonna do
is get something to go with those boxes.
- Fuck, it's out. - It's out?
- Yeah, give me another joint.
- Good luck, baby. - Yeah.
- And I'm gonna get them shoes.
You know, them Yeezy's is crazy, dog.
- All right, who wants some more money?
- Of course, me baby.
- Woo. - Let's do it.
- Wait, that's a different,
joint. [fire poofing]
- Fuck.
- Oh, never been so rich and so poor in the same minute.
Fuck.
Let's face it, we're not the Avengers.
There's no way we're gonna beat this Henry guy.
- I don't agree with you.
Of course we're not the Avengers,
but if we really work together,
we can make something happen.
- She's right, and I think I got a plan.
- Hello, my love.
So did David call?
You worry too much.
He's an adult.
No, I'm sure he'll call me.
Yeah.
Oh, what?
No, I'm working.
I have a big meeting coming up.
We're launching Zantyne in two weeks.
We're still having trouble with the fucking FDA.
Yeah, I will, I promise,
and look, hey, I'm gonna call you later tonight
so that I can kiss you, good night, all right?
All right, bye.
[jazzy music]
Oh.
[Bruce sighing]
You know, I've waited 25 years for this, Henry.
I swear to God, I just don't think that I can wait another day.
So you're a cop and I pay you a shit ton of fucking money.
So take your badge and your gun
and go do some fucking cop shit and bring me my stepson
and that weed here tonight,
or I swear to God, I swear to fucking God you're gonna be
the next person that dies in that fucking lab.
[crowd indistinct talking]
- Hey you! Lady!
A little girl like you shouldn't be walking alone in a big city.
It's a dangerous place, and bad things could happen.
- Oh my God, a dangerous African-American man with a hoodie.
Somebody help me.
- What do we do now? - Attack me.
- I know, but how? - Hit me.
- Baby, you turn me on when you talk like that.
- Hit me.
[Chopper groaning] [crowd gasping]
[thrilling music]
- Oh my God, what's happening here?
Seems like a young lady is being attacked.
I can hear her screaming in panic.
- Not me.
- Help me, help!
What the hell!
Give me all of your money right now.
[David laughing]
- My friend, it's time for you to stop.
- Oh my God, a superhero to come save me.
I never thought I'd be attacked on the corner
of Santa Fe and Firestone.
[telephone chiming]
[indistinct newscaster talking]
- [Newscaster] And it's now an hour on 5 outbound.
Now 23 north.
[tires skidding]
[dramatic music]
- People of LA, fear not for I am here.
Wherever there is danger, wherever there is uncertainty,
wherever and whenever you may need me, I will be there.
Where there is darkness, I will bring the light.
- What are you doing?
- Oh yeah, sorry.
I'm gonna take this motherfucker to the police station downtown.
[crowd cheering]
I have a dream that one day.
[intense music]
[flame sizzling]
- Your plan worked. Henry's coming.
- Let's play.
- 10, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four, three, two, one.
[can lid clanging]
- Who are you?
[skin slapping]
Talk, motherfucker.
[skin slapping]
- When this is over, I'm coming for you all.
- Fucking cops.
You'll never know who we are.
- You're Jordan Chopper Gilton.
Your mother Betty Gilton was a school teacher
and an alcoholic.
- How the fuck you know that?
Say her name.
[skin slapping]
Fucking asshole.
- Faith Dorothy Phillips.
You were arrested for assaulting a police officer
at the Dakota Pipeline,
and last but not least, the main reason for all this trouble,
you, David Kimberly Hansen.
[Chopper snickering]
- How do you know all this?
Talk!
- You can torture me all you like.
I won't talk.
- Guys.
- I'm trained for these situations.
You'll have to
kill me. - Kill me?
Come on Henry, you're gonna have to do better than that.
- What do you
mean? - [Faith] Mean?
- What the fuck? Will you stop finishing
my sentences? - My sentences?
- See, now that was hot. - [David] That was good.
- [Chopper] I wouldn't have got that.
- What's going on here?
- She knows exactly what you're gonna do,
and trust me, you're gonna talk.
Chopper, please.
- Yeah?
[Chopper vocalizing]
Chopper, whenever you want.
[Henry groaning]
[chains rattling]
- All right, I'll talk.
- [David] Of course you will.
- [Chopper] That's what I do, baby.
That's what I do.
- [Henry] I'll talk.
- Yeah, he gonna talk.
[Henry groaning]
Fucking cops.
- David, your father was.
- Oh my God.
No way.
Sorry, go, keep going.
- 25 years ago, your father Paul.
- What about my father?
What do you know about him?
- [Faith] Oh my God, I can't believe it.
- [David] What?
- [Faith] I did it again. - Yeah.
- [Faith] Okay, just keep, continue.
- Thank you.
So your father was at USC.
He met his best friend, Bruce, your stepfather,
and then Paul made a crazy discovery.
- David, I'm not sure you're gonna wanna hear this.
- Shut up.
- As you know, your father worked as a botanist,
specialized in seeds, whatever, I'm not a scientist,
but I know that back in the '60s, weed was new to the LA scene.
Everyone wanted to smoke this magical plant.
Your father created a seed that was indeed magical.
That's right, your special weed.
Bruce wanted to share it all over the world,
use it to help people and explore
its military applications to some extent.
Your father was a, how do I say it,
more of an idealist.
Bruce became desperate.
He lost the woman that he loved
and then he lost the most important discovery of an entire generation,
all because of one man, your father.
Your father.
His troubled mind could only find one solution,
to kill your father.
- Liar.
- [Chopper] Don't touch him.
- You're a fucking liar.
It was an accident.
- Was it?
- Bruce would never hurt anyone.
[Henry laughing]
- Really?
For 25 years, Bruce has been going around
trying to mirror your father's creation.
You've seen it.
The homeless at the shelter?
Bruce has killed a lot of people
trying to get his hands on that formula.
So give us the pot, little man,
and you and yours will be fine.
- Oh my God.
- What?
- There is your mother.
Who picked her up this morning at the airport again?
[police sirens wailing] [traffic zooming]
[Nadine sighing]
- I'm so exhausted.
I couldn't sleep in a plane.
This guy next to me was snoring so loudly.
- Oh, you'll get some rest, my love.
- You are right.
The view's amazing.
I can't wait to see David.
- David.
[Bruce smooching]
You're gonna see him soon.
[Nadine gasping]
Ha ha, David.
I see my associate Henry has found you,
or since I'm talking to you on the phone,
maybe you found him, huh?
- Where's Mom?
If you touch her, I swear I'm going.
- What are you gonna do, hurt him?
Go ahead, knock yourself out,
and by the way, fuck you, Henry.
Let's cut the bullshit.
Now, you bring me the weed to my hotel in one hour,
or you are never going to see your mother alive again
and don't bring your friends and as for the cops,
well, you're a smart kid, right?
Come on, why don't you come see your papa, papa?
- Fuck you, asshole.
- [Henry] Easy on the phone, man. That's city property.
- Yo, yo, yo, yo.
What are you doing?
- We're gonna give Bruce what he wants.
- So you gonna give him our weed?
- Fuck the weed. He's got my mom.
- [Officer] LAPD, drop your weapon and come out
of the building with your hands in the air.
- I might be a dirty cop,
but I'm still a cop and I'm missing.
- [Officer] We've surrounded the building.
Come out now.
This is our final warning.
- Guys.
Let's get SuperHigh.
[thrilling music]
Don't shoot.
We're coming out, unarmed.
[tense music]
- The fuck?
- Don't shoot.
We're coming out.
Don't shoot.
Don't.
- Hold your fire.
I repeat, hold your fire.
[Davids indistinct clamoring]
[engine rumbling]
[police siren wailing]
[car horn honking]
[tires skidding]
[car door squeaking]
- If I'm not back in an hour, call the police.
[flame sizzling]
[knocking on door]
[Bruce chuckling]
- David.
It's about time. - [David] Mom!
- [Bruce] Jesus Christ.
- [David] Mama!
- Hey, your mom's not here, squirt.
Now here's the deal.
When I get the weed, I tell you where she is.
David, for Christ's sake, she's not here.
- How do I know she's alive?
How do I know you didn't hurt her?
- Oh, she's alive, but not for long
if I don't make the call.
[cell phone beeping] - Mom, I'm coming for you.
- [Bruce] She can't hear you. It's a live feed of
the security cameras.
Now you know where she is.
God damn it, you're ruining all my fun.
- When this is over, I'm gonna kill you.
- Now you sound like your father.
Sit in the fucking chair, give me the God damn weed,
or your mother dies.
I'm sick of this shit.
About time.
You know, I didn't mean to kill him.
It's just that I needed the formula,
Paul got in the way, and there was a fight,
and then of course, that terrible fire.
God damn it, I got so close
to getting the formula that night.
A fucking joint, God damn it.
Guess I'm not a pothead like you.
- [David] Fuck you.
- You know what?
I think I can smoke it.
Like this.
Yeah, there we go.
Fuck.
- Now that you have the weed,
just let my mom go and go to hell.
- Oh, you're so impatient.
I waited 25 fucking years for this.
[Bruce chuckling]
It's stronger than I imagined.
- We trusted you.
You betrayed us.
- Betrayed you?
I used you.
I knew Paul would get his creation to his little baby boy.
Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Fuck, what a rush.
[glass shattering]
Ho ho.
I think it's working.
Your father was a way, way better scientist than I was,
but who is the genius now?
[David speaking foreign language]
Speak English, you fucking prick.
You think you're smarter than me?
Look at me.
You can't fucking stop me.
You're pathetic, just like your father,
and now just like your father,
you're gonna die. [gun cocking]
- You're right.
I'm just like my father, and you know why?
'Cause I'm smarter than you.
- Fuck!
Fuck!
God damn it!
No, that's mine!
[gunshots firing]
[Bruce screaming] [glass shattering]
[dramatic music]
[Bruce screaming]
- And she got mad at me.
What the fuck? - David?
- [David] Go, go to the shelter now.
- Oh, I got it, you invisible, dog.
- Go.
[engine revving] [tyres squealing]
This time, we all go together.
[haunting music]
- [Faith] It's empty.
Looks like someone's trying to cover their tracks.
- [Chopper] Wait, what if your mom just?
I mean, what if Bruce has already left?
- Then we kill him.
- Dog, you're not invisible anymore.
We don't know what your next power's gonna be.
- Lately I've been getting exactly the powers I need.
When I was in the hotel room, I wanted to be invisible.
Was the only way.
It just happened.
- So you can control your powers?
- Let's hope so.
[flame sizzling]
Mom!
- Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
You're late, kids.
I press this button and your mother dies.
I always told her that smoking would be the death of her.
Ah, now give me the weed and I will let her go.
- He won't. - I know.
This is between you and me.
Leave Mom out of this.
- Oh please.
You're not the only one stoned here,
and I'm feeling very powerful.
So if you try anything, I will end you all,
starting with your mother.
Now.
Wait, stop wasting my weed.
- [David] Calm down.
I'm coming.
- Hurry up!
[air whooshes]
- David, now!
[Bruce grunting]
Chopper, now.
[gas hissing]
[Bruce screaming]
- [David] Go, go, go, go, go.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, come on.
[Nadine coughing]
[ceiling crumbling]
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Get in the fucking car.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- [David] Go, go, go, go, go.
[asphalt crumbling]
- Go, go.
- I'm going, I'm going.
This car's not for speed, okay?
Oh my God!
Oh my God, oh.
- [Nadine] Faster, faster.
[Bruce groaning]
[asphalt crumbling]
- Go, go, go.
[Chopper screaming] Shit.
[bricks crumbling]
- Faster, faster, faster. - Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Go, go, go, go, go.
- I'm going fast as I can, man.
This car won't go any faster.
Come on.
- Oh boy.
Cigarette, cigarette.
- David, remember this.
Never mix this weed with tobacco.
- [David] Stop the car.
- [Chopper] The fuck are you talking about?
I'm not gonna stop the car.
- [David] Turn around and stop the car.
- [Chopper] There's a monster behind us, bro.
- Trust me.
Mama, give me all of your cigarettes.
- What?
- Pick them up, quick.
- [Chopper] Hurry up, hurry up.
Do a good job.
- All right, let's do it.
- Be careful. - [Chopper] Wait, wait, wait.
[Bruce groaning]
- Chopper, how fast can you roll a giant spliff?
- Of cigarettes? - Yeah.
[Bruce groaning]
Really?
All right, great. Come on.
Okay, smoking kills, remember?
- David versus Goliath.
- Faith, tell us when.
- Chopper, now.
[Chopper grunting] David, now.
[explosion booming]
- What the fuck just happened, bro?
[lighter clicking]
- What, you really think I was going to give you all my cigarettes?
[Bruce screaming]
You tried to kill my son.
[Nadine speaking foreign language]
[Bruce screaming]
[flesh squishing]
[Nadine crying]
- It's all right.
It's okay, you're single now and I'm here.
I'm here.
[exciting music]
[telephone ringing]
- Hey.
- Hey, boss.
I'm with Cara.
Everything went as planned.
- Okay.
Well done, guys.
I'll be there in a few days.
- Cool.
Looking forward to seeing you, Paul.
[exciting music]