1 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:40,764 - Doris likes mine just the way it is. 2 00:00:40,799 --> 00:00:43,112 - I told you to stop talkin' to me 'bout that. 3 00:00:43,146 --> 00:00:44,113 - Why the hell you do 4 00:00:44,147 --> 00:00:45,769 somethin' like that to your kid? 5 00:00:45,804 --> 00:00:48,082 - I was that way, my daddy's that way. 6 00:00:48,117 --> 00:00:50,084 My daddy's daddy's that way. 7 00:00:50,119 --> 00:00:52,638 And it's sanitary. 8 00:00:53,812 --> 00:00:55,779 - It's a goddamn myth. 9 00:00:55,814 --> 00:00:57,091 - It looks good too. 10 00:00:57,126 --> 00:00:58,817 Just ask Charlene. 11 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:00,819 - Charlene don't know shit. 12 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:02,993 Circumcision cuts off 1,000 nerve endings 13 00:01:03,028 --> 00:01:04,478 and some kinda natural lubricant. 14 00:01:04,512 --> 00:01:07,136 Now that'll make fuckin' Charlene actually tolerable. 15 00:01:08,482 --> 00:01:10,000 - Why does everybody do it then? 16 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:13,280 - Well some guy who invented Corn flakes. 17 00:01:13,314 --> 00:01:14,798 Probably to keep kids from masturbatin'. 18 00:01:14,833 --> 00:01:19,803 C'mon. 19 00:01:22,151 --> 00:01:23,635 - That him? 20 00:01:23,669 --> 00:01:27,673 - Yeah, the blood trail leads that way, let's go. 21 00:01:44,345 --> 00:01:45,691 Whoa, what the? 22 00:01:46,865 --> 00:01:49,695 - You think a deer did this? 23 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:53,147 - Deer? 24 00:01:53,182 --> 00:01:54,355 What the hell? 25 00:01:55,529 --> 00:01:56,875 - I do not know. 26 00:02:02,881 --> 00:02:05,021 Whoa. 27 00:02:05,055 --> 00:02:06,091 What is that? 28 00:02:09,543 --> 00:02:10,854 Did you hear that? - What? 29 00:02:10,889 --> 00:02:12,201 - By the trees. - Nope. 30 00:02:16,412 --> 00:02:19,380 - Oh jeez, there's more than one. 31 00:02:19,415 --> 00:02:21,071 So we grab that thing and split. 32 00:02:22,728 --> 00:02:23,867 Could be worth money. 33 00:02:30,564 --> 00:02:31,254 - Oh shit. 34 00:02:37,743 --> 00:02:40,367 This isn't how the gypsy said I'd go. 35 00:04:27,888 --> 00:04:29,648 - The universe is endless. 36 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:33,342 Cold and impartial. 37 00:04:35,344 --> 00:04:38,519 We exist because we fought to be here. 38 00:04:41,039 --> 00:04:42,696 The universe gave us a chance. 39 00:04:43,869 --> 00:04:48,874 We grabbed hold, planted our flag in the ground 40 00:04:49,565 --> 00:04:50,255 and said, "We belong." 41 00:04:52,222 --> 00:04:54,880 Survival is fought for. 42 00:04:57,918 --> 00:05:00,058 Right now ladies and gentlemen, 43 00:05:01,231 --> 00:05:05,097 we are on a decaying planet of our own doing. 44 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:07,721 Well one day, Earth 45 00:05:10,068 --> 00:05:10,896 will die 46 00:05:12,070 --> 00:05:17,075 and we as a species will need to find 47 00:05:17,731 --> 00:05:18,594 a new home. 48 00:05:20,734 --> 00:05:24,047 Now greedy corporations and their puppets in Congress 49 00:05:24,082 --> 00:05:25,877 are only speeding things up, 50 00:05:25,911 --> 00:05:28,258 so that's why we must act now! 51 00:05:30,916 --> 00:05:32,884 Invest in a Stars with Skaggs project 52 00:05:32,918 --> 00:05:35,058 for intergalactic travel. 53 00:05:35,093 --> 00:05:38,234 Together, we can discover unknown pockets of the universe 54 00:05:38,268 --> 00:05:42,721 and need mankind to a new pine-fresh home. 55 00:05:42,756 --> 00:05:46,311 Your money will make for a better universe! 56 00:05:50,764 --> 00:05:51,592 Hi, Kenneth. 57 00:05:52,938 --> 00:05:53,767 - Hi. 58 00:05:53,801 --> 00:05:55,389 What the hell are you doing? 59 00:05:55,424 --> 00:05:59,393 - I was just rehearsing for a future presentation 60 00:05:59,428 --> 00:06:02,638 for my space travel company Stars with Skaggs. 61 00:06:03,811 --> 00:06:05,951 - That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 62 00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:09,576 Have you tested the equipment? 63 00:06:09,610 --> 00:06:11,578 - I started to. 64 00:06:11,612 --> 00:06:13,580 - I have a lecture in 30 minutes 65 00:06:13,614 --> 00:06:17,480 and the sound must be an echo to the senses. 66 00:06:19,309 --> 00:06:20,138 - Right. 67 00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:22,796 - And have you replaced the bulbs? 68 00:06:24,314 --> 00:06:26,282 - You didn't say anything about replacing the bulbs. 69 00:06:26,316 --> 00:06:28,111 - I sent you an email last night 70 00:06:28,146 --> 00:06:29,596 and I know you were on your computer 71 00:06:29,630 --> 00:06:31,356 because of your masturbation problem. 72 00:06:32,633 --> 00:06:34,152 - I wouldn't call it problem. 73 00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:36,326 - Then where are my bulbs? 74 00:06:37,466 --> 00:06:39,813 - Yeah okay, I'll get right on it. 75 00:06:41,815 --> 00:06:44,473 - And the log report: stay late and finish it, okay? 76 00:06:46,164 --> 00:06:48,304 - Actually Kenneth, I can't. 77 00:06:48,338 --> 00:06:49,443 It's my birthday today 78 00:06:49,478 --> 00:06:51,618 and my friends and I are goin' on-- 79 00:06:51,652 --> 00:06:54,828 - I don't care about your birthday, okay?! 80 00:06:54,862 --> 00:06:57,451 You're my assistant and you're supposed to assist me. 81 00:06:57,486 --> 00:06:58,970 So do you wanna keep your job 82 00:06:59,004 --> 00:07:02,007 or do you wanna drink Mai Tais with your friends? 83 00:07:07,012 --> 00:07:08,358 - Mai Tais. - Huh? 84 00:07:10,188 --> 00:07:12,880 - Oh I'm sorry, was that not an echo to the senses? 85 00:07:14,882 --> 00:07:15,849 Mai Tais. 86 00:07:18,196 --> 00:07:19,680 Have a good lecture, Kenneth. 87 00:07:22,372 --> 00:07:23,373 - Hey, wait! 88 00:07:23,408 --> 00:07:25,168 Come here. - Whoa, ow. 89 00:07:25,203 --> 00:07:26,998 God, unhand me. 90 00:07:27,032 --> 00:07:28,378 - Give that to me, you. 91 00:07:30,035 --> 00:07:33,038 You will never work in a planetarium again! 92 00:07:38,527 --> 00:07:40,494 - Jesus, interesting. - Hey, hey. 93 00:07:40,529 --> 00:07:41,391 The coat. 94 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:45,050 - Coat? 95 00:07:45,085 --> 00:07:47,018 Here's your coat. 96 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:47,881 Huh, huh? 97 00:07:49,054 --> 00:07:50,400 - Hey, pick it up. 98 00:07:53,403 --> 00:07:54,543 C'mon. - Yeah, okay. 99 00:07:56,234 --> 00:07:57,718 But I'm leavin' it there. 100 00:07:57,753 --> 00:07:58,857 - Thank you! 101 00:08:02,551 --> 00:08:03,862 - Oh shit. 102 00:08:03,897 --> 00:08:05,933 Hi. Oh oh, I'm sorry. - Oh jeez. 103 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:09,212 Pardon me. Sorry, Tracy. - Watch it, man. 104 00:08:09,247 --> 00:08:10,213 - Got a lotta momentum. 105 00:08:10,248 --> 00:08:11,042 I'll see ya. - Bye, Brian. 106 00:08:11,076 --> 00:08:12,699 - Never. 107 00:08:12,733 --> 00:08:13,734 Oh my god. 108 00:08:19,464 --> 00:08:20,292 What the? 109 00:08:21,742 --> 00:08:22,916 You gotta be fuckin'. 110 00:08:22,950 --> 00:08:24,538 Fuck my life. 111 00:08:24,573 --> 00:08:26,298 You fucking fuckface. 112 00:08:29,923 --> 00:08:30,613 Not you. 113 00:09:06,304 --> 00:09:08,582 - I don't need to stand anymore, right? 114 00:09:08,617 --> 00:09:10,584 - Cheese. - No, you're good. 115 00:09:10,619 --> 00:09:12,759 We were not in-sync on that one. 116 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:15,934 - No. - No. 117 00:09:15,969 --> 00:09:18,488 - Ooh, but it's adorable. - Ooh. 118 00:09:21,319 --> 00:09:23,493 - Hey, all right. 119 00:09:24,494 --> 00:09:25,599 - Thanks. 120 00:09:25,634 --> 00:09:27,118 - Alex. - Stop! 121 00:09:27,152 --> 00:09:28,947 - Thank you. - Just a little. 122 00:09:30,155 --> 00:09:33,296 - To Brian's birthday! - Here, here. 123 00:09:33,331 --> 00:09:36,610 - And to the last Leonid meteor shower together. 124 00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:37,784 - What, the last? 125 00:09:37,818 --> 00:09:39,820 - Yeah, the last year of college. 126 00:09:39,855 --> 00:09:41,788 We might not have time to make a yearly trip 127 00:09:41,822 --> 00:09:43,513 once our careers take off. 128 00:09:44,653 --> 00:09:46,137 - We could always find time. 129 00:09:46,171 --> 00:09:47,794 - I don't know, man. 130 00:09:47,828 --> 00:09:50,486 You'll be busy blowin' shit up at NASA. 131 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,799 I'll be savin' lives in the OR. 132 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:56,526 Jess fighting deforestation in Guatemala. 133 00:09:56,561 --> 00:09:57,527 Alex? 134 00:09:58,528 --> 00:10:00,151 Well Alex might be free. - Yeah. 135 00:10:01,704 --> 00:10:02,981 - Hey, Louis. 136 00:10:03,016 --> 00:10:05,156 You know, I'm really disappointed in you. 137 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:07,158 This is our thing, man. 138 00:10:07,192 --> 00:10:10,195 This has been our thing since we were in elementary school. 139 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:13,992 The real world can't take that away. 140 00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:17,168 - My dad says the real world 141 00:10:17,202 --> 00:10:19,826 is an unforgiving thief of happiness. 142 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:22,863 And knowing my dad, I believe it. 143 00:10:22,898 --> 00:10:26,004 - Well, I hereby declare this not be 144 00:10:26,039 --> 00:10:28,006 the last Leonid meteor shower, 145 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:30,043 but a yearly continuation until the day we die. 146 00:10:30,077 --> 00:10:31,700 - And I concur. 147 00:10:31,734 --> 00:10:33,356 - Yay. 148 00:10:33,391 --> 00:10:34,185 - Duke it. 149 00:10:34,219 --> 00:10:35,358 Yup, yup. 150 00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:36,877 What, what yeah! - Oh. 151 00:10:38,396 --> 00:10:42,055 - Lest we forget. - To our yearly meteor break! 152 00:10:42,089 --> 00:10:43,366 I would live to come, you guys. 153 00:10:43,401 --> 00:10:45,541 Oh Frederick, how are you darling? 154 00:10:45,575 --> 00:10:48,026 But if I don't take care of my plants, who's going to? 155 00:10:48,061 --> 00:10:49,027 This year is bad. 156 00:10:49,062 --> 00:10:50,857 We can't have little Olaf 157 00:10:50,891 --> 00:10:52,721 freezing his little butt off, can we? 158 00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:56,034 - Hey man, yeah. 159 00:10:56,069 --> 00:11:00,901 Things have been a little, you know. 160 00:11:01,591 --> 00:11:03,593 Yes! 161 00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:09,910 Yeah, this year is bad. 162 00:11:09,945 --> 00:11:12,085 - Yo Brian, d'you see this shit? 163 00:11:12,119 --> 00:11:14,570 20, motherfucker. 164 00:11:14,604 --> 00:11:15,882 - 21. - No no no no. 165 00:11:15,916 --> 00:11:17,228 Fuck, man. 166 00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:18,401 You fuckin'. No no, you ain't takin' that shit. 167 00:11:18,436 --> 00:11:19,230 Dude, this year's bad. 168 00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:20,403 No, no. 169 00:11:20,438 --> 00:11:21,439 No! 170 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:22,440 - Faster, people. 171 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:23,717 We're on a deadline. 172 00:11:23,752 --> 00:11:24,718 Can you bring that tree over here? 173 00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:26,237 What are you doing? 174 00:11:26,271 --> 00:11:28,101 I told you 15 minutes ago, that's not how you do that. 175 00:11:28,135 --> 00:11:29,240 You guys, we're opening the garden. 176 00:11:29,274 --> 00:11:30,448 This year is bad. 177 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,243 C'mon, bring the plant. 178 00:11:32,277 --> 00:11:33,589 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 179 00:11:33,623 --> 00:11:34,728 Ow. 180 00:11:34,763 --> 00:11:36,247 All right, 181 00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:37,248 so we're just gonna have to make a small incision. 182 00:11:37,282 --> 00:11:38,421 It's gonna be about two inches. 183 00:11:38,456 --> 00:11:39,733 - Incision? - Shh shh shh. 184 00:11:39,768 --> 00:11:41,597 It's better if you don't speak, 'kay? 185 00:11:41,631 --> 00:11:42,460 This year's bad. 186 00:11:44,117 --> 00:11:47,258 - Oh shit. 187 00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:50,606 How's my ass look from back there, guys? 188 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:51,434 This year's bad, man. 189 00:11:51,469 --> 00:11:52,263 This year's bad. 190 00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:53,609 Oh, fuck! 191 00:11:53,643 --> 00:11:55,438 - Oh, do you feel cool with your chainsaws? 192 00:11:55,473 --> 00:11:56,646 I wish I could be there, 193 00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:57,786 but I'm in the middle of saving the forest. 194 00:11:57,820 --> 00:11:59,166 This year's bad. 195 00:12:02,652 --> 00:12:04,758 - My mother was right about you! 196 00:12:06,795 --> 00:12:08,313 - This year's bad. 197 00:12:09,798 --> 00:12:12,835 - Dude, last night was fuckin' epic. 198 00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:15,493 This year's bad . 199 00:12:22,811 --> 00:12:24,329 - This year's good. 200 00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:18,038 "Happy birthday, son. 201 00:13:18,073 --> 00:13:20,040 "Your mother and I could not be more proud. 202 00:13:20,075 --> 00:13:22,836 "30 years old with your eyes still on the prize. 203 00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:24,355 "Don't let it bother you that Elon Musk 204 00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:28,773 "sold his first company for $300 million at the age of 26. 205 00:13:30,223 --> 00:13:31,362 "Your mother just informed me 206 00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:32,846 "that I shouldn't have written that last part, 207 00:13:32,881 --> 00:13:36,712 "but I'm using pen and don't have time to buy another card. 208 00:13:36,746 --> 00:13:38,024 "Just know that we love you 209 00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:39,715 "and enjoy this gift with your friends. 210 00:13:39,749 --> 00:13:40,543 "I did a little research. 211 00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:42,407 "It's Elon's favorite." 212 00:13:43,408 --> 00:13:44,858 Aww, dad. 213 00:13:44,893 --> 00:13:49,898 Gonna get-- 214 00:13:50,415 --> 00:13:51,209 Hello? 215 00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:10,746 - You didn't say shit to me, all right? 216 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:12,575 I mean it's not like you. 217 00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:15,061 - I thought you knew. 218 00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:16,890 No baby, I swear. 219 00:14:16,925 --> 00:14:18,478 I swear we had this conversation. 220 00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:22,068 'Cause all of you didn't. 221 00:14:22,931 --> 00:14:24,760 Oh surprise, man. 222 00:14:24,794 --> 00:14:26,279 I was gonna surprise you. 223 00:14:26,313 --> 00:14:27,280 I thought you knew. 224 00:14:28,971 --> 00:14:30,904 - Surprise me? - No, that's-- 225 00:14:30,939 --> 00:14:32,078 - Are you kidding me? 226 00:14:32,112 --> 00:14:33,424 What kinda fucking surprise is that? 227 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:34,770 You leave me alone for those little monsters? 228 00:14:34,804 --> 00:14:36,427 - I told you last month. - No, you didn't. 229 00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:37,773 - I did. 230 00:14:37,807 --> 00:14:39,085 - You never help me anyway 231 00:14:39,119 --> 00:14:41,259 and now you suddenly disappear and you leave me alone 232 00:14:41,294 --> 00:14:42,916 to go drink with your high school buddies. 233 00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:44,262 I am alone in this. 234 00:14:44,297 --> 00:14:47,610 - Well, I'm here. 235 00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:48,784 Hello? 236 00:14:48,818 --> 00:14:49,647 Hello? 237 00:14:52,995 --> 00:14:55,101 Brian Skaggs! 238 00:14:55,135 --> 00:14:58,621 Has it seriously been since my magical wedding day? 239 00:14:58,656 --> 00:15:00,278 - Hug me. - Yay! 240 00:15:02,971 --> 00:15:04,110 How's LA, man? 241 00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:04,938 Buildin' rockets yet? 242 00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:07,113 - Yeah, I mean almost. 243 00:15:07,147 --> 00:15:08,873 I'm goin' through the right steps. 244 00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:11,980 How's Maggie and the twins? 245 00:15:12,014 --> 00:15:14,327 - That was her on the phone. - Yeah? 246 00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:15,293 - Claims that I didn't tell her 247 00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:16,812 I was leaving for the weekend. 248 00:15:16,846 --> 00:15:17,640 I told her. 249 00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:20,954 I totally told her. 250 00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:23,163 She's still recovering from the episiotomy, 251 00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:24,682 so she's a little . 252 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:29,135 The doctors made a slit in her perineum, 253 00:15:29,169 --> 00:15:30,964 the space between the vagina and anus, 254 00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:33,656 so post partum sex is . 255 00:15:33,691 --> 00:15:35,313 - Yeah. 256 00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:37,143 - And the twins, I love them. 257 00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:39,973 - Yeah? - But then I think, do I 258 00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:42,320 or am I just saying that because it's expected of me? 259 00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:44,667 It's just you know, I need structure 260 00:15:44,702 --> 00:15:46,842 and babies give fuck all about structure. 261 00:15:46,876 --> 00:15:48,154 They're anti-structure. 262 00:15:48,188 --> 00:15:50,880 Chaos in diapers, but I love them. 263 00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:53,849 Everyone says I should. 264 00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:55,540 They just make me a little . 265 00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,202 - Jesus. - Oh yeah. 266 00:16:02,237 --> 00:16:04,170 - Not what you see on the Christmas cards. 267 00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:10,176 Old wiring. 268 00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:12,212 - Speakin' of old wiring, how's your love life? 269 00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:13,386 - Was that a dick joke? 270 00:16:17,079 --> 00:16:19,357 - Holy shit, Maggie never lets me touch this stuff. 271 00:16:19,392 --> 00:16:20,220 This stuff is good. 272 00:16:21,394 --> 00:16:23,016 - Well, my dick. 273 00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:25,363 Thank you for asking, by the way, 274 00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:29,195 continues to be dry and lonely. 275 00:16:29,229 --> 00:16:33,751 My game is of the non-LeBron variety. 276 00:16:35,063 --> 00:16:36,719 - Well, maybe this time you can finish 277 00:16:36,754 --> 00:16:38,894 what you tried to start with Jess eight years ago. 278 00:16:38,928 --> 00:16:40,930 - Jess, what? 279 00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:42,725 No, get outta town. 280 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,899 Jess? 281 00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:44,900 Please. 282 00:16:44,934 --> 00:16:46,557 We're just friends, dawg. 283 00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:47,454 Naw, naw. 284 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:51,907 - Are you having a stroke? 285 00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:55,773 Speak of the devil. 286 00:16:59,777 --> 00:17:01,261 Screw you, Maggie. 287 00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:10,960 - Happy escape from the womb day, old man. 288 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,282 - Hi, Jess. - Hey. 289 00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:23,835 - Jess, look at you bringin' me 290 00:17:26,286 --> 00:17:29,082 a handsome hipster in a Tesla. 291 00:17:29,117 --> 00:17:32,085 - Now, this is a farm! 292 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:35,468 A little red barn, a ducky pond, 293 00:17:35,502 --> 00:17:37,263 a cabin. 294 00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:39,472 I love it here. 295 00:17:43,131 --> 00:17:46,789 Brian, my soulmate's mate. 296 00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:50,310 Brian, Jess has told me so much. 297 00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:53,969 Brian: brilliant engineer, 298 00:17:54,003 --> 00:17:56,316 best of friend. 299 00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:58,629 - This is my boyfriend, Zachary. 300 00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,976 - Your boyfriend? - Louis. 301 00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:04,807 Louis, Jess has told me so much. 302 00:18:04,842 --> 00:18:09,812 Louis: brilliant surgeon, best of friend. 303 00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:10,986 - He's a people person. 304 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:13,161 - This place is bahupada. 305 00:18:15,024 --> 00:18:16,025 - Is that Hindi? 306 00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:19,512 - Did I just speak Hindi? 307 00:18:19,546 --> 00:18:21,479 Sorry. 308 00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:23,136 Lived in West Bengal for two years 309 00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:26,001 bringing irrigation technology to the dry lands. 310 00:18:26,035 --> 00:18:28,521 Sometimes I just slip right back into it. 311 00:18:29,694 --> 00:18:30,523 - Right. 312 00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:33,319 Lemme show you where you're gonna put your bag. 313 00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:34,389 - Namaste, Louis. 314 00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:37,323 Love you. 315 00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:38,324 - Love you. 316 00:18:38,358 --> 00:18:39,877 - Brian. 317 00:18:42,535 --> 00:18:43,881 - Hey. - Hey. 318 00:18:47,885 --> 00:18:49,024 Missed you. 319 00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:51,026 - Yeah, it's crazy that we're back here. 320 00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:52,338 - Yeah, finally. 321 00:18:52,372 --> 00:18:53,684 I guess y'all just couldn't pass up 322 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:55,686 the opportunity to watch me wither and die. 323 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,344 - 'Cause you're 30. - 'Cause I'm 30. 324 00:19:03,556 --> 00:19:04,695 Zachary is-- 325 00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:06,697 - Oh yeah, he couldn't wait to meet you 326 00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:09,044 'cause I've just been goin' on and on about you. 327 00:19:09,078 --> 00:19:10,873 - Oh, on and on. 328 00:19:10,908 --> 00:19:13,048 - He's the head of our non-profit. 329 00:19:13,082 --> 00:19:15,706 - He's your boss? - He's my boss. 330 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,742 - A Tiki bar?! 331 00:19:17,777 --> 00:19:20,711 I love Polynesian culture! 332 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:22,368 - He's excitable. 333 00:19:22,402 --> 00:19:24,059 So tell me about you. 334 00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:26,199 Last I heard, you were working at a planetarium. 335 00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:28,719 - Yes, I was doing that. 336 00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:29,789 But I outgrew that. 337 00:19:30,928 --> 00:19:33,068 - Did you quit? - No. 338 00:19:33,102 --> 00:19:34,725 No no no no no. - Jesus, Brian. 339 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:36,071 - Yeah, I did. 340 00:19:36,105 --> 00:19:37,245 But look. 341 00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:39,212 - D'you ever finish anything you start? 342 00:19:39,247 --> 00:19:41,249 - What've I never finished? 343 00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:47,255 Hey. 344 00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:51,949 Take your time. 345 00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:58,921 Uh oh, hide the women and children. 346 00:19:58,956 --> 00:20:00,958 That enough beer? 347 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:01,821 - No. 348 00:20:03,271 --> 00:20:05,445 - Like we never left. 349 00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:16,422 - Cool if I VenMo You? 350 00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:17,285 - For what? 351 00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:20,184 - These tickets to a shit show. 352 00:20:37,477 --> 00:20:39,272 - Alice, come look at this. 353 00:20:39,307 --> 00:20:40,963 - Chum. 354 00:20:40,998 --> 00:20:43,449 - You're really gonna make me call you that? 355 00:20:43,483 --> 00:20:46,279 - If you wanna catch a shark, you gotta chum the waters. 356 00:20:46,314 --> 00:20:48,143 - Oh, we're not after a shark 357 00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:50,283 and we're in the middle of the country. 358 00:20:50,318 --> 00:20:51,974 - Same logic applies. 359 00:20:52,009 --> 00:20:53,459 - Fine, Chum. 360 00:20:53,493 --> 00:20:54,322 Look at this. 361 00:21:03,676 --> 00:21:04,504 - It's blood. 362 00:21:05,712 --> 00:21:08,646 - It's like staring into the cosmos. 363 00:21:08,681 --> 00:21:10,510 Blood cells were stars. 364 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:14,169 - It's kinda pretty 365 00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:16,689 the way you put that all sciency and poetic. 366 00:21:18,863 --> 00:21:20,313 Usually I trek alone. 367 00:21:20,348 --> 00:21:22,315 Apparently I need a smartypants 368 00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:23,834 do to their non-human nature of the job. 369 00:21:23,868 --> 00:21:25,836 - What's worth all this debt? 370 00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:27,527 - Don't matter what it is. 371 00:21:27,562 --> 00:21:29,702 What matters is our employer wants it back. 372 00:21:29,736 --> 00:21:31,013 So you're here to make sense of things 373 00:21:31,048 --> 00:21:32,843 so that I can eliminate things. 374 00:21:45,234 --> 00:21:46,235 - It's so beautiful. 375 00:21:47,271 --> 00:21:49,687 So goddamn beautiful. 376 00:21:49,722 --> 00:21:51,862 ♪ I'm I'm I'm so high 377 00:21:51,896 --> 00:21:53,035 ♪ So high 378 00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:55,383 - To Brian, a brilliant gentleman. 379 00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:57,212 - And relentless panty-dropper. 380 00:21:57,246 --> 00:21:59,041 - Adjective and a noun. 381 00:21:59,076 --> 00:22:00,353 ♪ On a whole 'nother planet 382 00:22:00,388 --> 00:22:01,527 - Brian. - To Brian. 383 00:22:02,562 --> 00:22:05,254 ♪ Milky Way past the stars 384 00:22:05,289 --> 00:22:07,878 - Let's get drunk! 385 00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:13,228 - Getting old sucks. 386 00:22:13,262 --> 00:22:16,265 Suddenly hydration has become very important. 387 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:20,718 ♪ Whoa not me 388 00:22:20,753 --> 00:22:23,721 ♪ You dance with the monsters when ♪ 389 00:22:23,756 --> 00:22:27,622 - People call me a sir now. 390 00:22:29,589 --> 00:22:30,625 Do I look like a sir? 391 00:22:31,764 --> 00:22:32,765 - Know what I hate? 392 00:22:34,422 --> 00:22:36,078 Nose hairs. 393 00:22:36,113 --> 00:22:37,597 - I'll tell 'em, 394 00:22:37,632 --> 00:22:39,427 "I'm a sir in the sheets 395 00:22:40,289 --> 00:22:43,569 "and a mister on the streets." 396 00:22:43,603 --> 00:22:48,090 - And hemorrhoids, those also suck. 397 00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:52,094 - I say shit like, "The kids," and "You call that music? 398 00:22:52,129 --> 00:22:53,613 "I call that noise." 399 00:22:53,648 --> 00:22:57,445 - I watched Fox News once and I liked it. 400 00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:00,413 - Like I know they supposed to droop, 401 00:23:00,448 --> 00:23:03,589 but it's like my balls drop twice. 402 00:23:03,623 --> 00:23:05,832 - I feel wasted. 403 00:23:10,354 --> 00:23:14,151 - You had like one beer. 404 00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:15,773 - He doesn't really drink that much 405 00:23:15,808 --> 00:23:17,292 and I told him when we get together, 406 00:23:17,326 --> 00:23:19,846 we're total lushes and he didn't wanna be left out. 407 00:23:21,986 --> 00:23:24,299 - I feel like I can see my face 408 00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:26,819 wavin' to me from another state. 409 00:23:27,992 --> 00:23:28,821 Like a 410 00:23:30,995 --> 00:23:32,445 state of Wyoming. 411 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,137 Hello, face from Wyoming. 412 00:23:35,172 --> 00:23:38,451 - I usually shit on guys like ZDogg over here, 413 00:23:38,486 --> 00:23:41,316 but somehow this motherfucker makes it work. 414 00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:42,973 - Pound it. 415 00:23:43,007 --> 00:23:44,146 - Beer pound! 416 00:23:44,181 --> 00:23:46,183 Beer pound. - Beer pound. 417 00:23:49,531 --> 00:23:50,636 - Oh, oh. 418 00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:51,982 - Brian. - Fuck, I'm sorry. 419 00:23:52,016 --> 00:23:53,155 - Brian Brian Brian Brian. 420 00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:54,329 Here, here, come here. 421 00:23:54,363 --> 00:23:55,813 - Oh no, please don't touch me, man. 422 00:23:55,848 --> 00:23:56,987 No no no no. 423 00:23:57,021 --> 00:23:58,471 - Just help me pick the best one. 424 00:23:58,506 --> 00:23:59,990 - Yeah, I really don't think I'm qualified for that. 425 00:24:00,024 --> 00:24:00,991 - Okay, see look. 426 00:24:01,025 --> 00:24:02,820 In this one, I'm not fully erect, 427 00:24:02,855 --> 00:24:04,201 but I like my facial expression. 428 00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:07,169 However, in this one I'm rock solid, 429 00:24:07,204 --> 00:24:08,999 but what am I doin' with my lips? 430 00:24:09,033 --> 00:24:12,174 - Oh yeah, no you got a landing strip there. 431 00:24:12,209 --> 00:24:13,831 Yeah, man. 432 00:24:13,866 --> 00:24:15,350 That's tough. 433 00:24:15,384 --> 00:24:18,042 I think probably the second one with the lips. 434 00:24:18,077 --> 00:24:18,871 Improve it. 435 00:24:18,905 --> 00:24:19,699 You could do that. 436 00:24:19,734 --> 00:24:20,528 - You're right. 437 00:24:20,562 --> 00:24:21,839 - Stellar cock. 438 00:24:21,874 --> 00:24:23,392 - I know, right? 439 00:24:23,427 --> 00:24:24,704 All right, number two. 440 00:24:25,878 --> 00:24:28,708 - So Jess likes that type of thing, huh? 441 00:24:28,743 --> 00:24:29,537 - No. 442 00:24:29,571 --> 00:24:30,538 No, god not Jess. 443 00:24:32,712 --> 00:24:35,508 Ooh we're cool, right? 444 00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:39,719 I mean, dicks are just dicks and pics are just pics. 445 00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:43,551 - Yeah whatever, man. 446 00:24:45,242 --> 00:24:46,554 - It's all yours, Bri-town. 447 00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:50,074 Oh shit, my dick was out. 448 00:24:55,424 --> 00:24:56,943 Putting her down for that one. 449 00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:02,224 - Never have I ever gotten a B in school. 450 00:25:02,259 --> 00:25:03,743 - Nope. 451 00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:07,713 - What, never got a B in school? 452 00:25:07,747 --> 00:25:10,267 Never got an A either. 453 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,234 Really haven't got with it. 454 00:25:12,269 --> 00:25:13,546 - In my school, we just did for participation. 455 00:25:13,581 --> 00:25:14,409 We had no grades. 456 00:25:14,443 --> 00:25:16,066 - Okay okay okay. 457 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:20,311 Never have I ever used grape jelly as a lubricant. 458 00:25:22,486 --> 00:25:24,281 - And it worked "grape" 459 00:25:25,938 --> 00:25:28,250 - You know that's a recipe for UTI, right? 460 00:25:28,285 --> 00:25:29,735 - Okay Bri, Bri. - To the kidneys and the liver 461 00:25:29,769 --> 00:25:31,081 and it can cause some serious damage. 462 00:25:31,115 --> 00:25:32,254 - Your turn. 463 00:25:32,289 --> 00:25:33,083 - Oh, Brian's turn. - Brian's turn. 464 00:25:33,117 --> 00:25:34,084 ♪ Birthday Bri time 465 00:25:34,118 --> 00:25:34,947 ♪ Birthday Brian 466 00:25:34,981 --> 00:25:35,913 ♪ It's Brian's birthday 467 00:25:35,948 --> 00:25:38,260 ♪ Get on the Brian train 468 00:25:38,295 --> 00:25:39,434 - Choo choo! 469 00:25:39,468 --> 00:25:40,918 - You go go go go, say something. 470 00:25:40,953 --> 00:25:42,126 Say something. 471 00:25:43,818 --> 00:25:46,268 - Never have I ever sent a dick pic to someone 472 00:25:46,303 --> 00:25:48,270 while my girlfriend was in the next room. 473 00:25:48,305 --> 00:25:50,825 - Finger comin' down, drinkin'. 474 00:25:55,174 --> 00:25:56,762 No, I'm not drinkin'. 475 00:25:56,796 --> 00:25:57,935 - Well this went downhill fast. 476 00:25:57,970 --> 00:25:59,109 - What? 477 00:25:59,143 --> 00:26:00,938 Oh whoa. - What is that? 478 00:26:00,973 --> 00:26:04,942 - What the hell just happened? - Oh, did I blackout already? 479 00:26:04,977 --> 00:26:06,116 - It's just a power outage. 480 00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:07,945 - From what? 481 00:26:07,980 --> 00:26:09,602 - Guys, there's something wrong with my phone. 482 00:26:09,637 --> 00:26:11,500 - I mean what could do that? 483 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:13,641 Take out our phones. 484 00:26:14,987 --> 00:26:15,815 - Here. 485 00:26:16,644 --> 00:26:18,300 I don't know. 486 00:26:18,335 --> 00:26:20,613 It could be an energy not confined to a local force, 487 00:26:20,648 --> 00:26:22,995 so it's something non-linear 488 00:26:23,029 --> 00:26:26,481 that would allow aperiodic behaviors. 489 00:26:26,515 --> 00:26:28,966 - That sorta behavior is no longer acceptable 490 00:26:29,001 --> 00:26:30,174 In a dating world. 491 00:26:31,210 --> 00:26:33,143 - I'm talkin' about multiple stable states; 492 00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:34,178 symmetry-breaking 493 00:26:36,525 --> 00:26:37,388 chaos. 494 00:26:38,527 --> 00:26:40,806 - Well, I imagine all scientific theories 495 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,671 are better expanded upon with the lights back on. 496 00:26:43,705 --> 00:26:45,673 - Yeah, the fuse box is in the garage. 497 00:26:48,365 --> 00:26:50,332 All right, who wants to go with me? 498 00:26:50,367 --> 00:26:52,369 - I'll go with you, bro. 499 00:26:53,542 --> 00:26:56,511 - Fantastic. - Fantastic, 500 00:26:56,545 --> 00:26:57,546 indeed. 501 00:26:58,858 --> 00:27:00,032 What the fuck, Bri? 502 00:27:00,066 --> 00:27:01,343 You totally threw me under the bus. 503 00:27:01,378 --> 00:27:02,517 - Yeah? 504 00:27:02,551 --> 00:27:04,001 Well, that's how we do things in Bri-Town. 505 00:27:04,036 --> 00:27:05,175 What? 506 00:27:05,209 --> 00:27:06,521 - Fuck. 507 00:27:06,555 --> 00:27:10,007 Your parents voted for Bush? 508 00:27:10,042 --> 00:27:13,010 - Hey, look you're cheating on my best friend. 509 00:27:13,045 --> 00:27:15,012 So don't try to take the moral high-ground now. 510 00:27:15,047 --> 00:27:17,187 - Sending dick pics isn't cheating. 511 00:27:17,221 --> 00:27:18,844 It's like sending out your resume 512 00:27:18,878 --> 00:27:20,569 while you still have a job. 513 00:27:20,604 --> 00:27:23,572 I'm not actively working for another company. 514 00:27:23,607 --> 00:27:26,852 - That's actively looking for another job. 515 00:27:26,886 --> 00:27:30,062 That's pre-cheating. - Pre meaning before. 516 00:27:30,096 --> 00:27:31,546 Before cheating. 517 00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:32,858 Before. 518 00:27:32,892 --> 00:27:34,860 - Well you better get outta my way 519 00:27:34,894 --> 00:27:38,691 before I make a fist and pre-punch you. 520 00:27:38,726 --> 00:27:42,591 - Hey if Jess leaves me because of this, 521 00:27:42,626 --> 00:27:44,732 I will pre-find out where you live 522 00:27:44,766 --> 00:27:47,596 and I will pre-ruin your life. 523 00:27:48,736 --> 00:27:49,909 - Yeah? 524 00:27:49,944 --> 00:27:52,084 Well I'll have pre-set booby traps waiting. 525 00:27:52,118 --> 00:27:53,741 - And I'll have predicted that. 526 00:27:53,775 --> 00:27:55,743 - Pre-fuck you. - Pre-fuck you, man. 527 00:27:55,777 --> 00:27:57,089 - Pre-fuck you. - I'll pre-fuck you. 528 00:27:57,123 --> 00:27:58,746 - No. - Pre-fuck you. 529 00:28:02,922 --> 00:28:04,268 To be continued. 530 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,724 - Hey, you all right? 531 00:28:11,759 --> 00:28:14,106 - I don't know why I'm surprised. 532 00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:16,902 I chose Zach for the same reason I chose every guy. 533 00:28:16,936 --> 00:28:18,110 Knew it wouldn't last. 534 00:28:19,456 --> 00:28:21,941 - Yeah 'cause you've always been in love with Brian. 535 00:28:23,632 --> 00:28:25,462 - Brian, what? 536 00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:26,601 Get outta town. 537 00:28:26,635 --> 00:28:28,154 We're just friends, dawg. 538 00:28:29,121 --> 00:28:30,605 Nah. 539 00:28:30,639 --> 00:28:31,917 - Okay. 540 00:28:39,476 --> 00:28:40,960 Stuff really that bad for you? 541 00:28:42,651 --> 00:28:43,618 - I don't know. 542 00:28:45,654 --> 00:28:48,312 I think I just got caught up in what was expected of me. 543 00:28:49,348 --> 00:28:50,659 - Never had that problem. 544 00:28:55,354 --> 00:28:56,182 - Chaos. 545 00:28:57,011 --> 00:28:59,151 - Strange burn pattern. 546 00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:04,156 It was a ghost of Bush/Cheney. 547 00:29:06,503 --> 00:29:07,297 What was that? 548 00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:08,125 Did you hear that? 549 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,644 - Yeah. 550 00:29:09,678 --> 00:29:12,129 All right, maybe we should get the fuck. 551 00:29:21,173 --> 00:29:22,691 - You were saying? 552 00:29:29,388 --> 00:29:30,182 Jess, Jess. 553 00:29:30,216 --> 00:29:31,183 Come on, right now. 554 00:29:31,217 --> 00:29:32,011 Life or death, let's go. - What? 555 00:29:32,046 --> 00:29:32,840 - We're leaving. 556 00:29:32,874 --> 00:29:34,151 Come on, let's go. 557 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,154 Ow. 558 00:29:38,707 --> 00:29:39,501 Fuck you. 559 00:29:39,536 --> 00:29:40,364 Fuck all of you. 560 00:29:44,023 --> 00:29:45,542 - What the hell was that? 561 00:29:46,854 --> 00:29:48,200 - We mighta seen a monster. 562 00:29:49,718 --> 00:29:51,997 - Pretty damn sure that I'm not the bad guy around here. 563 00:29:54,551 --> 00:29:57,002 I mean I bring food to starving people around the world. 564 00:30:02,041 --> 00:30:03,008 Not cool. 565 00:30:03,042 --> 00:30:03,871 Leave my shit. 566 00:30:07,875 --> 00:30:08,910 C'mon, c'mon. 567 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,233 - Zach! 568 00:30:30,414 --> 00:30:31,726 - Fuck! - Jesus, he's cut. 569 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,417 - What the? - Don't fall asleep, okay? 570 00:30:33,452 --> 00:30:37,249 Stay with me, Bri. - Oh wow, disgusting. 571 00:30:37,283 --> 00:30:39,044 Landline! 572 00:30:39,078 --> 00:30:40,079 - Stay with me, don't fall asleep. 573 00:30:40,114 --> 00:30:41,391 - Portable. 574 00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:42,599 - Don't fall asleep on me, okay? 575 00:30:42,633 --> 00:30:43,393 - Why does it have to be the portable? 576 00:30:43,427 --> 00:30:44,877 - Stay with me. 577 00:30:44,912 --> 00:30:46,051 There's blood everywhere. 578 00:30:46,085 --> 00:30:47,224 We need to get him to the hospital. 579 00:30:47,259 --> 00:30:48,743 - Jess, we don't even know what's. - Now! 580 00:30:48,777 --> 00:30:49,571 Now, help me. 581 00:30:49,606 --> 00:30:50,400 Help me. 582 00:30:52,091 --> 00:30:53,748 - Watch it you're already hurting. 583 00:30:53,782 --> 00:30:55,439 - Louis, c'mon. - Whoa. 584 00:30:55,474 --> 00:30:56,613 I ain't goin' out there. 585 00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:57,441 Look at him. 586 00:30:57,476 --> 00:30:58,753 Look at those marks. 587 00:30:58,787 --> 00:31:00,065 - Please don't be that preachy coward character 588 00:31:00,099 --> 00:31:01,583 that annoys everyone. 589 00:31:01,618 --> 00:31:05,449 They always die first and I don't want you to die, buddy. 590 00:31:05,484 --> 00:31:06,278 Okay? 591 00:31:07,451 --> 00:31:09,626 - Okay. 592 00:31:11,455 --> 00:31:13,078 - I wanna go in the car. - All right, c'mon. 593 00:31:13,112 --> 00:31:14,769 It's okay, you're gonna be okay. 594 00:31:15,943 --> 00:31:17,634 - You're gonna make it. - Okay. 595 00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:18,600 - Now get in the back. 596 00:31:18,635 --> 00:31:20,257 - Shit. - What? 597 00:31:20,292 --> 00:31:22,432 - Should we grab some roadies? 598 00:31:22,466 --> 00:31:24,089 - Dude, he is dying. 599 00:31:24,123 --> 00:31:25,780 Get in the back seat. 600 00:31:25,814 --> 00:31:27,299 You first. - Oh, no no no. 601 00:31:29,957 --> 00:31:31,820 - All right, all right. 602 00:31:33,132 --> 00:31:34,927 Watch your foot. 603 00:31:36,964 --> 00:31:38,931 - It's just the brake. 604 00:31:38,966 --> 00:31:40,622 What? 605 00:31:40,657 --> 00:31:43,280 - Shit. - What the fuck was that? 606 00:31:43,315 --> 00:31:44,833 - My god. - What, why? 607 00:31:46,870 --> 00:31:48,113 - I have to poop. 608 00:31:48,147 --> 00:31:49,459 I have to poop when I get nervous. 609 00:31:49,493 --> 00:31:51,323 - Battery's fried. 610 00:31:51,357 --> 00:31:53,118 - What's wrong with your car, man? 611 00:31:53,152 --> 00:31:54,671 - Well shit. - Alex? 612 00:31:56,673 --> 00:31:57,467 - You stay there. 613 00:31:57,501 --> 00:31:58,295 Stay there, okay? 614 00:31:58,330 --> 00:32:00,504 - We'll be right back. 615 00:32:03,542 --> 00:32:05,682 - My hog seems to have met the same fate. 616 00:32:06,994 --> 00:32:09,479 - That's exactly what the fusebox looked like. 617 00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:13,483 - I always imagine me and her goin' out at the same time. 618 00:32:13,517 --> 00:32:16,969 Wind in my hair, butt-naked as I drive off the edge of a-. 619 00:32:17,901 --> 00:32:20,317 - Did you hear that? 620 00:32:20,352 --> 00:32:22,009 Back inside. - Back inside. 621 00:32:23,010 --> 00:32:25,667 - C'mon, let's go. 622 00:32:25,702 --> 00:32:27,152 - He's okay, he's okay. 623 00:32:27,186 --> 00:32:28,670 Just put him on the coffee table. 624 00:32:30,534 --> 00:32:32,709 Okay, get the . 625 00:32:32,743 --> 00:32:33,882 - Louis, help! 626 00:32:35,919 --> 00:32:37,507 - Oh my god, anytime! 627 00:32:40,199 --> 00:32:42,719 - Oh god. - You're gonna be okay. 628 00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,514 - Why's he touching me? 629 00:32:44,548 --> 00:32:45,860 No, don't touch me. 630 00:32:45,894 --> 00:32:47,517 Okay, we need to get the power back on 631 00:32:47,551 --> 00:32:49,519 so we can charge the phone and call for help. 632 00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:51,003 - Okay, is there a generator? 633 00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:52,177 - In the shed. 634 00:32:52,211 --> 00:32:54,041 - Okay, let's go. - Wait, I mean. 635 00:32:55,559 --> 00:32:56,871 The shed, it's outside. 636 00:32:56,905 --> 00:32:58,700 It's in the dark. - Yeah, take your flashlight. 637 00:32:58,735 --> 00:32:59,874 - Right, yeah. 638 00:32:59,908 --> 00:33:01,738 No, that's exactly what I was thinking. 639 00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:05,017 Louis while we're doin' that outside in the dark, 640 00:33:05,052 --> 00:33:08,365 you stop the bleeding. - No no no, I'm not sure. 641 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,057 - What? - I'm not sure. 642 00:33:13,439 --> 00:33:14,716 - Dude, what the fuck? 643 00:33:14,751 --> 00:33:15,890 - Just gimme a minute. 644 00:33:15,924 --> 00:33:17,581 - We don't have a minute, Louis. 645 00:33:18,927 --> 00:33:20,032 - Come on, dude. 646 00:33:20,067 --> 00:33:21,551 You're amazing. - Okay okay okay. 647 00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:23,553 - It's okay. 648 00:33:29,283 --> 00:33:30,767 - I see. 649 00:33:30,801 --> 00:33:33,080 Yeah, the problem appears to be these three cuts. 650 00:33:33,942 --> 00:33:34,909 - No shit. 651 00:33:34,943 --> 00:33:36,048 Can you stop the bleeding? 652 00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:39,224 - Who, me? - You, yeah. 653 00:33:39,258 --> 00:33:40,087 - Yeah. 654 00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:44,919 I'm not a surgeon. - You're not a surgeon. 655 00:33:44,953 --> 00:33:46,265 - I'm not a surgeon. - You're not a surgeon? 656 00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:47,749 - I found out in medical school 657 00:33:47,784 --> 00:33:49,234 I didn't have the stomach for it. 658 00:33:49,268 --> 00:33:51,753 Blood makes me queasy as fuck. 659 00:33:51,788 --> 00:33:53,583 - You're not a surgeon? 660 00:33:53,617 --> 00:33:54,791 - I'm an optometrist. 661 00:33:54,825 --> 00:33:55,757 - Christ, Louis. 662 00:33:55,792 --> 00:33:57,069 He doesn't need an eye exam. 663 00:33:57,104 --> 00:33:57,966 - I've got this. 664 00:33:59,451 --> 00:34:00,590 - What? 665 00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:02,247 What's he doing? - Be gentle. 666 00:34:10,462 --> 00:34:13,603 - Okay. 667 00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:15,984 Brian. 668 00:34:16,019 --> 00:34:17,434 You don't gotta look. 669 00:34:17,469 --> 00:34:18,780 But you gotta hold these wounds together 670 00:34:18,815 --> 00:34:19,988 while I glue them, okay? 671 00:34:20,817 --> 00:34:21,645 Now, bro! 672 00:34:22,508 --> 00:34:23,820 - Okay okay okay. 673 00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:29,653 - Yeah, that's good. 674 00:34:29,688 --> 00:34:31,103 That's good. 675 00:34:31,138 --> 00:34:31,966 No, I'm not ready. - No, I don't wanna look. 676 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:32,794 I don't wanna look. 677 00:34:32,829 --> 00:34:34,969 I don't wanna look. 678 00:34:35,003 --> 00:34:37,834 - Alex, where did you learn to do this? 679 00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:39,870 - Coachella. 680 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,495 - Okay, good job. - We're gonna go. 681 00:34:43,529 --> 00:34:44,323 Bye. 682 00:34:44,358 --> 00:34:45,635 - Really. 683 00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:46,981 Pullin' it together literally. 684 00:34:48,189 --> 00:34:49,639 ♪ You turn your head yeah 685 00:34:49,673 --> 00:34:51,813 ♪ You turn it to me and 686 00:34:51,848 --> 00:34:52,987 ♪ I wanna believe 687 00:34:53,021 --> 00:34:55,472 ♪ Yeah I wanna believe 688 00:34:55,507 --> 00:34:58,165 ♪ I see your hands ♪ They're in the air 689 00:35:00,374 --> 00:35:02,824 - Am I keeping it steady enough for you? 690 00:35:02,859 --> 00:35:04,343 - Yes, thank you. 691 00:35:04,378 --> 00:35:06,863 - Well, you been staring into that microscope 692 00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:08,313 for a while instead of engaging 693 00:35:08,347 --> 00:35:10,487 in time-passing conversation. 694 00:35:10,522 --> 00:35:11,833 At least throw me a bone. 695 00:35:11,868 --> 00:35:14,491 ♪ Yeah I wanna believe 696 00:35:14,526 --> 00:35:15,320 - The blood. 697 00:35:15,354 --> 00:35:16,493 It's the cells. 698 00:35:16,528 --> 00:35:18,495 They're giving off an electrical charge. 699 00:35:18,530 --> 00:35:20,704 - You say that like you admire the creature. 700 00:35:22,050 --> 00:35:24,846 - I just like the opportunity to understand it better. 701 00:35:24,881 --> 00:35:27,021 - The deeper you try to understand something, 702 00:35:27,055 --> 00:35:28,712 the more gray area you're gonna unlock. 703 00:35:28,747 --> 00:35:30,680 Gray area equals hesitation. 704 00:35:30,714 --> 00:35:33,717 Hesitation gets us all fucked. 705 00:35:33,752 --> 00:35:35,547 - Sounds like my last relationship. 706 00:35:37,721 --> 00:35:39,067 - Damn Wendy, you're funny 707 00:35:40,207 --> 00:35:41,415 but you're also naive. 708 00:35:42,899 --> 00:35:45,384 That device in the wrong hands does neither of us a service. 709 00:35:46,385 --> 00:35:47,766 Mama wants to get paid too. 710 00:35:49,733 --> 00:35:52,357 - Well I could better understand what we're tracking 711 00:35:52,391 --> 00:35:53,875 if I knew more about the device. 712 00:35:53,910 --> 00:35:55,739 - That's above both our pay grades, 713 00:35:56,568 --> 00:35:58,708 but you saw the corpses. 714 00:35:58,742 --> 00:36:00,434 Whatever it is, we need to stop it. 715 00:36:02,919 --> 00:36:04,541 Just tell me about that monster. 716 00:36:04,576 --> 00:36:05,715 - Honey, let's stop for a second. 717 00:36:05,749 --> 00:36:07,717 - Why's that? - Because it glowed. 718 00:36:07,751 --> 00:36:09,546 - Oh, of course it did. 719 00:36:09,581 --> 00:36:10,720 - The cuts on Zachary's chest. 720 00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:12,066 - Well, I believe you saw something. 721 00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:14,102 I'm just not ready to go full-monster yet. 722 00:36:19,591 --> 00:36:20,764 - Okay, we're good. 723 00:36:20,799 --> 00:36:22,559 - Just try not to pass out on me 724 00:36:22,594 --> 00:36:24,423 before we get the power back on. 725 00:36:26,253 --> 00:36:28,082 - Jess, that was eight years ago 726 00:36:28,116 --> 00:36:30,567 and look I was nervous because I have. 727 00:36:30,602 --> 00:36:33,087 Yeah and that led to gin shots. 728 00:36:33,121 --> 00:36:35,123 Gin is a vile nemesis. 729 00:36:36,953 --> 00:36:38,230 - D'you ever wonder what would've happened 730 00:36:38,265 --> 00:36:40,612 if you hadn't passed out that night? 731 00:36:42,648 --> 00:36:44,754 - Ah, all right. 732 00:36:44,788 --> 00:36:48,930 Voila. - Jesus. 733 00:36:48,965 --> 00:36:51,278 Does it still work? - I don't see why not. 734 00:36:54,004 --> 00:36:55,799 - Pull it like someone in their 20s. 735 00:36:59,803 --> 00:37:01,426 - All right, here we go. 736 00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:02,599 All right, here we go. 737 00:37:02,634 --> 00:37:03,773 - Oh god. - Shit. 738 00:37:03,807 --> 00:37:05,464 I think it's outta gas. 739 00:37:07,328 --> 00:37:09,606 - Maybe we can siphon some fuel. 740 00:37:09,641 --> 00:37:10,642 - Zachary's car! 741 00:37:10,676 --> 00:37:12,299 - Electric. - Ah, shit. 742 00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:13,161 Right. 743 00:37:13,196 --> 00:37:14,024 Damn you, Elon. 744 00:37:15,474 --> 00:37:17,787 - Oh, Alex has a gas-guzzling hog. 745 00:37:17,821 --> 00:37:21,135 - Okay, what do we do? - Grab that. 746 00:37:21,169 --> 00:37:22,619 - Okay. 747 00:37:22,654 --> 00:37:24,138 - You know, I should've stayed in Miami. 748 00:37:24,172 --> 00:37:25,312 Maggie and the kids. 749 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,694 My sweet, sweet, sweet wife and kids. 750 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,041 - Success. 751 00:37:33,009 --> 00:37:34,804 - Is he going to live? 752 00:37:34,838 --> 00:37:36,495 - I'm not a doctor. 753 00:37:37,496 --> 00:37:38,325 - What are you? 754 00:37:39,533 --> 00:37:40,327 - Thirsty. 755 00:37:42,846 --> 00:37:43,675 Right there. 756 00:37:54,030 --> 00:37:55,203 Why'd you lie? 757 00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:00,485 - I didn't mean to. 758 00:38:00,519 --> 00:38:03,488 Just lied once to buy some time, 759 00:38:03,522 --> 00:38:04,696 then again to buy a little more 760 00:38:04,730 --> 00:38:06,007 and before you know it, I was-- 761 00:38:06,042 --> 00:38:08,872 - You got a Technicolor Dreamcoat made of lies 762 00:38:08,907 --> 00:38:12,842 and everyone's all, "Damn, that's a fuckin' nice coat." 763 00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:15,569 And you're like, "Damn right, this shit's snakeskin." 764 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,711 But you know it's salamander. 765 00:38:24,371 --> 00:38:26,752 Optometry is a noble profession. 766 00:38:28,271 --> 00:38:32,033 You know they say the eyes are the window to the soul, 767 00:38:32,068 --> 00:38:35,899 so that makes you a soul doctor. 768 00:38:37,384 --> 00:38:39,731 - What the fuck does that even mean? 769 00:38:41,284 --> 00:38:43,044 - I think you're a little more qualified for this one. 770 00:38:43,079 --> 00:38:44,045 - I'm not. 771 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,081 What's that supposed to mean? 772 00:38:45,115 --> 00:38:46,082 - Well, you know. 773 00:38:51,777 --> 00:38:53,365 - Siphoning gas has a lot more in common 774 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,919 with drinking a milkshake than sucking dick, dick. 775 00:38:57,265 --> 00:38:58,922 - Hey, I didn't know that. 776 00:39:00,579 --> 00:39:02,409 Look, listen. 777 00:39:02,443 --> 00:39:04,065 I'm sorry about. 778 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:06,309 It wasn't my place to call out your boyfriend. 779 00:39:07,275 --> 00:39:08,553 - My boyfriend who's gonna die 780 00:39:08,587 --> 00:39:10,589 if we don't get gas in that generator. 781 00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:12,453 - Okay. 782 00:39:15,939 --> 00:39:17,907 - I shouldn't have brought him. 783 00:39:17,941 --> 00:39:19,391 I didn't want to, 784 00:39:19,426 --> 00:39:21,945 but he has this way of inserting himself and everything. 785 00:39:23,775 --> 00:39:25,397 Suck, motherfucker. 786 00:39:28,158 --> 00:39:28,952 - Okay. 787 00:39:28,987 --> 00:39:29,919 - Are you okay? 788 00:39:29,953 --> 00:39:31,576 - God, it tastes like a YMCA. 789 00:39:31,610 --> 00:39:33,923 All right, it's comin' out. 790 00:39:35,787 --> 00:39:38,099 - All right, we're back. 791 00:39:38,134 --> 00:39:41,413 Let's head back in the house. 792 00:39:41,448 --> 00:39:42,587 - What, what? 793 00:39:42,621 --> 00:39:43,588 What's goin' on? 794 00:39:43,622 --> 00:39:45,417 - Something just ran past me. 795 00:39:45,452 --> 00:39:46,314 - The monster? 796 00:39:46,349 --> 00:39:47,592 - Stop sayin' that. 797 00:39:47,626 --> 00:39:49,110 - What? 798 00:39:49,145 --> 00:39:50,146 - Giant squirrel. 799 00:39:51,803 --> 00:39:53,149 - And I can't say monster? 800 00:39:56,186 --> 00:39:57,153 - He was over that way. 801 00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:58,672 - Okay, all right. 802 00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:02,020 - Right there. - Where? 803 00:40:03,331 --> 00:40:04,781 Look, there! 804 00:40:04,816 --> 00:40:08,302 - How many of those fuckers are there? 805 00:40:14,688 --> 00:40:16,172 Holy shit, it was glowing. 806 00:40:17,345 --> 00:40:19,624 - And she never doubted him again. 807 00:40:26,838 --> 00:40:28,322 - It's charging. 808 00:40:28,356 --> 00:40:31,014 - Give it a minute of juice and then call 911 809 00:40:33,189 --> 00:40:35,640 and see if you can find a place that delivers beer 810 00:40:35,674 --> 00:40:37,676 or the ambulance can make a stop. 811 00:40:42,681 --> 00:40:45,166 Actually just do it the first way. 812 00:40:45,201 --> 00:40:49,032 ♪ It's all happenin' now 813 00:40:49,067 --> 00:40:50,482 - C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon. 814 00:40:50,517 --> 00:40:51,379 Let's go. 815 00:40:55,383 --> 00:40:56,384 - Oh my god. 816 00:41:12,262 --> 00:41:14,023 What is that thing? 817 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:45,744 - Run? - Yeah. 818 00:41:47,919 --> 00:41:48,747 - Oh shit. 819 00:41:50,438 --> 00:41:52,717 Goddamn it, Mariah Carey. 820 00:41:52,751 --> 00:41:53,925 It's not working. 821 00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:59,413 Hey, what happened? - Monsters. 822 00:41:59,447 --> 00:42:00,241 - Not you too. 823 00:42:00,276 --> 00:42:01,726 - How's Zachary? 824 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,245 - Not long for this world if we don't get help. 825 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,764 We're almost outta beer. 826 00:42:05,799 --> 00:42:07,559 - Alex, there's like two more cases. 827 00:42:07,594 --> 00:42:09,906 - Yeah, but one of those is light beer. 828 00:42:09,941 --> 00:42:11,252 Light beer! 829 00:42:11,287 --> 00:42:12,737 - Seriously, what happened? 830 00:42:12,771 --> 00:42:15,740 - Seriously, we got attacked by electricity-eating monsters. 831 00:42:15,774 --> 00:42:18,087 - Fine, what'd it look like? 832 00:42:18,121 --> 00:42:19,433 - It's hard to describe. 833 00:42:19,467 --> 00:42:21,435 We only saw it clearly from the back. 834 00:42:21,469 --> 00:42:23,437 - Did it look like the Babadook? 835 00:42:23,471 --> 00:42:25,094 - Why would it look like the Babadook? 836 00:42:25,128 --> 00:42:27,924 - Why wouldn't it look like the Babadook? 837 00:42:27,959 --> 00:42:29,581 - What the hell's a Babadook? 838 00:42:29,616 --> 00:42:30,962 - Fuck it, I'm doin' shrooms. 839 00:42:34,310 --> 00:42:36,623 - You know I think we should keep our heads on straight. 840 00:42:36,657 --> 00:42:38,763 Louis! - What? 841 00:42:38,797 --> 00:42:40,281 I have glaucoma. 842 00:42:40,316 --> 00:42:41,662 - Fuck it, gimme that. 843 00:42:48,151 --> 00:42:50,291 - All right, Jess. 844 00:42:50,326 --> 00:42:51,120 - Fuck it, also. 845 00:42:51,154 --> 00:42:52,293 Pour me a shot. 846 00:42:52,328 --> 00:42:56,332 - Hell yeah, party's back. 847 00:42:58,817 --> 00:43:00,508 - They're already poured. - Mm-hmm. 848 00:43:02,338 --> 00:43:05,479 To the mysteries of the world and survivin' them. 849 00:43:09,517 --> 00:43:11,658 - What the fuck was that? 850 00:43:12,831 --> 00:43:14,177 Oh fuck. - Oh god. 851 00:43:16,835 --> 00:43:19,320 - Hold hold, we got a hit. 852 00:43:19,355 --> 00:43:21,978 - That's enough energy to power a small village. 853 00:43:22,013 --> 00:43:23,497 - Coming from 30 miles away. 854 00:43:23,531 --> 00:43:25,016 Hold onto your beakers, Wendy. 855 00:43:26,017 --> 00:43:27,846 - I didn't bring any beakers. 856 00:43:29,365 --> 00:43:31,988 - I say we should stay here and wait it out. 857 00:43:32,023 --> 00:43:33,852 - But there's a problem with Zachary. 858 00:43:33,887 --> 00:43:35,336 - Zachary Zachary Zachary. 859 00:43:35,371 --> 00:43:36,510 Since when do you care about him? 860 00:43:36,544 --> 00:43:38,546 Now you have a shot with Jess. 861 00:43:38,581 --> 00:43:39,375 - What? 862 00:43:39,409 --> 00:43:40,997 Dawg. 863 00:43:41,032 --> 00:43:43,034 - That is so fucked up, Louis. 864 00:43:43,068 --> 00:43:46,658 - Yeah. - Definitely not cool. 865 00:43:46,693 --> 00:43:47,866 - Zach, are you okay? 866 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,180 - Yeah, no. - Sorry. 867 00:43:51,214 --> 00:43:53,216 - No but I'm standing. 868 00:43:54,701 --> 00:43:56,012 - We're gonna get to the hospital, okay? 869 00:43:56,047 --> 00:43:57,669 So stay alive. 870 00:43:57,704 --> 00:43:58,843 - Okay. 871 00:43:58,877 --> 00:43:59,706 Jess, 872 00:44:01,569 --> 00:44:02,674 I'm sorry. 873 00:44:02,709 --> 00:44:03,848 - I'll tell you what a jackass you are 874 00:44:03,882 --> 00:44:06,022 when you're on the mend, okay? 875 00:44:06,057 --> 00:44:06,885 - The Schwinns! 876 00:44:09,577 --> 00:44:11,027 - Our old bikes? 877 00:44:11,062 --> 00:44:12,235 - Yeah, they should still be somewhere in the barn. 878 00:44:12,270 --> 00:44:13,374 - Thought you said there were monsters out there. 879 00:44:13,409 --> 00:44:15,238 - There's a monster in here. 880 00:44:25,939 --> 00:44:27,699 This is madness. 881 00:44:27,734 --> 00:44:30,702 - Don't worry, I think I left a six-pack in here somewhere. 882 00:44:30,737 --> 00:44:32,739 - Okay, there you guys go. 883 00:44:32,773 --> 00:44:33,878 The bikes. 884 00:44:33,912 --> 00:44:36,052 I think if we split up. - Found 'em! 885 00:44:36,087 --> 00:44:36,915 - Yeah, okay. 886 00:44:41,264 --> 00:44:44,405 - Wow, these bikes do not look healthy. 887 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:45,717 - Jess is right. 888 00:44:45,752 --> 00:44:47,063 These things could fall apart on us. 889 00:44:47,098 --> 00:44:49,410 - Hey guys, can you come here and tell me 890 00:44:49,445 --> 00:44:51,412 if I'm actually seein' a thing 891 00:44:51,447 --> 00:44:54,622 or if this thing's a manifestation of the shrooms? 892 00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:59,317 - Whoa, what is that? 893 00:45:01,112 --> 00:45:03,286 - It looks otherworldly. 894 00:45:04,460 --> 00:45:06,496 - Well careful, it might be dangerous. 895 00:45:10,949 --> 00:45:13,434 - Bri, when did your dad get into welding? 896 00:45:13,469 --> 00:45:16,265 - You're the Bill Nye of the group. 897 00:45:16,299 --> 00:45:17,128 What is it? 898 00:45:19,682 --> 00:45:20,510 - I don't know. 899 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,272 I've seen enough movies to say 900 00:45:23,306 --> 00:45:24,825 with grave certainty it's nothin' good. 901 00:45:27,172 --> 00:45:28,622 - Looks like a giant football. 902 00:45:28,656 --> 00:45:30,797 - What happens when this thing's all lit up? 903 00:45:32,315 --> 00:45:34,490 - Jesus Christ, don't touch it! 904 00:45:34,524 --> 00:45:36,630 - What is this? 905 00:45:36,664 --> 00:45:38,114 A bomb? 906 00:45:40,185 --> 00:45:41,152 - Zach, no! 907 00:45:45,363 --> 00:45:46,778 - It ain't no Babadook. 908 00:45:46,813 --> 00:45:48,815 - Oh my god, it's an alien. 909 00:45:53,543 --> 00:45:56,305 Oh my god, it's a real alien! 910 00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:09,007 - What are you doing? Hurry up! 911 00:46:09,042 --> 00:46:12,148 - It's lightin' up! 912 00:46:21,537 --> 00:46:23,539 - Holy, I wanna get an alien! 913 00:46:23,573 --> 00:46:26,162 - I can't believe we just saw an alien. 914 00:46:26,197 --> 00:46:28,337 - I'm glad you're excited, Bri. 915 00:46:28,371 --> 00:46:30,511 I'm so fucking happy you have enough material 916 00:46:30,546 --> 00:46:33,549 for your next science project, but my boyfriend is dead. 917 00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:35,862 And he may not have been the best boyfriend, 918 00:46:35,896 --> 00:46:38,381 but he was a human being who I care about. 919 00:46:39,382 --> 00:46:40,211 - Sorry, Jess. 920 00:46:41,384 --> 00:46:42,351 I get carried away. 921 00:46:42,385 --> 00:46:43,835 - You always get carried away. 922 00:46:43,870 --> 00:46:46,596 Whether it's your fantasies about building rockets 923 00:46:47,563 --> 00:46:49,013 or taking too many gin shots. 924 00:46:51,739 --> 00:46:52,844 Why don't you apply some of that energy 925 00:46:52,879 --> 00:46:55,226 to something with an actual end result? 926 00:46:55,260 --> 00:46:58,850 - Jess honestly, my condolences and all. 927 00:46:58,885 --> 00:47:00,541 But can we please save the personal grievance 928 00:47:00,576 --> 00:47:02,716 for after we escape the alien? 929 00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:04,269 Come on guys, let's pedal. 930 00:47:06,409 --> 00:47:07,238 - Wait! 931 00:47:08,273 --> 00:47:09,550 What if Zach was right? 932 00:47:09,585 --> 00:47:11,725 What if that is a bomb back there? 933 00:47:11,759 --> 00:47:14,417 - So, about that pedaling. 934 00:47:14,452 --> 00:47:15,280 Yeah. 935 00:47:22,909 --> 00:47:24,082 Oh, fuck me sideways. 936 00:47:24,117 --> 00:47:25,221 Brian! 937 00:47:25,256 --> 00:47:27,603 Dude, a bomb! 938 00:47:33,609 --> 00:47:35,128 - According to Stephen Hawking: 939 00:47:36,612 --> 00:47:39,926 If intelligent alien life exists which apparently it does, 940 00:47:42,929 --> 00:47:46,242 they'll most likely conquer earth to exploit our resources. 941 00:47:46,277 --> 00:47:47,450 - That sounds terrifying. 942 00:47:47,485 --> 00:47:48,900 So why are we stopped?! 943 00:47:48,935 --> 00:47:53,077 - That device had a light meter on it 944 00:47:53,111 --> 00:47:54,423 that was nearly powered up. 945 00:47:54,457 --> 00:47:56,908 - But what happens when all the lights are lit? 946 00:47:56,943 --> 00:47:58,772 - It does whatever it was designed to do, 947 00:47:58,806 --> 00:48:03,811 whether that be a bomb or some kinda matter decimator. 948 00:48:05,123 --> 00:48:07,263 - Isn't the latter just a fancier way of sayin' bomb? 949 00:48:07,298 --> 00:48:11,474 - The point is: Earth is in trouble. 950 00:48:12,959 --> 00:48:14,788 - You want us to go back? 951 00:48:14,822 --> 00:48:16,307 Are you insane? 952 00:48:16,341 --> 00:48:19,448 I don't know about you, but I don't wanna die tonight. 953 00:48:19,482 --> 00:48:21,450 Again, my condolences. 954 00:48:21,484 --> 00:48:23,107 - Someone has to stop it. 955 00:48:23,141 --> 00:48:25,143 - That's what the police are for, man. 956 00:48:25,178 --> 00:48:26,627 - We're 20 miles from town. 957 00:48:26,662 --> 00:48:30,321 With these bikes, there's not gonna be time. 958 00:48:31,149 --> 00:48:33,980 - Come on. 959 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:38,329 - Hey. 960 00:48:40,676 --> 00:48:42,678 The universe is endless, 961 00:48:45,853 --> 00:48:48,511 cold and impartial. 962 00:48:51,169 --> 00:48:55,484 We exist because we fought 963 00:48:55,518 --> 00:48:56,347 to be here. 964 00:48:59,522 --> 00:49:02,215 The universe gave us a chance 965 00:49:04,010 --> 00:49:05,011 and we grabbed hold. 966 00:49:06,529 --> 00:49:09,222 We planted our flag in the ground and said, "We belong." 967 00:49:11,534 --> 00:49:13,191 We choose to belong to this 968 00:49:15,228 --> 00:49:16,919 beautiful mess of chaos. 969 00:49:19,025 --> 00:49:21,717 Survival isn't handed to anyone or anything. 970 00:49:23,029 --> 00:49:23,891 Survival 971 00:49:25,721 --> 00:49:26,549 is fought for. 972 00:49:29,587 --> 00:49:32,245 - Did you just have that speech in your back pocket? 973 00:49:33,384 --> 00:49:34,385 - Yeah, I did. 974 00:49:36,076 --> 00:49:37,698 - 'Kay. 975 00:49:37,733 --> 00:49:40,563 - Help me apply my energy to somethin' with an end result. 976 00:49:44,222 --> 00:49:45,223 - You're all insane. 977 00:49:46,742 --> 00:49:49,400 Three eulogies, that's what I'm gonna be writing soon. 978 00:49:51,574 --> 00:49:53,542 I'm out, see ya. 979 00:49:53,576 --> 00:49:55,406 - Aw c'mon, Louis! - No, man. 980 00:49:57,063 --> 00:49:59,203 - Look maybe he's right, Bri. 981 00:49:59,237 --> 00:50:00,583 Maybe we are insane. 982 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:04,277 What have we ever been together but drunk? 983 00:50:06,072 --> 00:50:06,934 - Friends. 984 00:50:16,599 --> 00:50:17,980 - You can count on my steel. 985 00:50:19,602 --> 00:50:20,569 - I'm in, too. 986 00:50:20,603 --> 00:50:21,397 - Yeah, Alex. 987 00:50:21,432 --> 00:50:22,398 I figured as much. 988 00:50:22,433 --> 00:50:23,779 The booze is still back there. 989 00:50:23,813 --> 00:50:25,229 - Ooh. 990 00:50:25,263 --> 00:50:29,405 - You know me so well. 991 00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:32,581 - Welcome to the armory. 992 00:50:32,615 --> 00:50:33,616 - This is a tool shed. 993 00:50:34,790 --> 00:50:36,619 - I know, just grab a weapon. 994 00:50:36,654 --> 00:50:37,482 - Okay. 995 00:50:38,621 --> 00:50:41,935 - , okay. 996 00:50:41,969 --> 00:50:45,076 ♪ Yeah, fire 997 00:50:45,111 --> 00:50:46,767 ♪ Yeah 998 00:50:46,802 --> 00:50:51,427 ♪ Superstar, superstar 999 00:50:51,462 --> 00:50:54,948 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' superstar ♪ 1000 00:50:54,982 --> 00:50:57,778 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' superstar ♪ 1001 00:50:57,813 --> 00:50:59,642 ♪ Yeah 1002 00:50:59,677 --> 00:51:02,438 ♪ Said I'm superstar 1003 00:51:02,473 --> 00:51:04,785 ♪ Superstar 1004 00:51:04,820 --> 00:51:06,787 - Ooh, can I get the saws? 1005 00:51:06,822 --> 00:51:09,100 ♪ Superstar 1006 00:51:09,135 --> 00:51:11,275 ♪ Superstar 1007 00:51:11,309 --> 00:51:14,657 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' superstar ♪ 1008 00:51:14,692 --> 00:51:17,798 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' superstar ♪ 1009 00:51:17,833 --> 00:51:19,455 ♪ Yeah 1010 00:51:19,490 --> 00:51:22,631 ♪ Said I'm superstar 1011 00:51:22,665 --> 00:51:23,977 - I feel like somebody should say 1012 00:51:24,011 --> 00:51:25,806 something witty and battle-ready here. 1013 00:51:25,841 --> 00:51:28,326 - Maybe we just defy that cliche and save the world. 1014 00:51:28,361 --> 00:51:30,328 - Let's poke some holes in their plan. 1015 00:51:30,363 --> 00:51:31,502 - There it is. - Yeah. 1016 00:51:32,675 --> 00:51:34,125 - Let's say we kill all these things. 1017 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:35,644 How do we defuse the device? 1018 00:51:35,678 --> 00:51:37,991 - Well Brian's a mechanical engineer. 1019 00:51:38,025 --> 00:51:39,510 - Yeah, I am that. 1020 00:51:40,545 --> 00:51:41,374 Guys? 1021 00:51:47,173 --> 00:51:49,313 - Approach slowly or charge quickly? 1022 00:52:01,187 --> 00:52:02,153 - Did that thing just disappear? 1023 00:52:02,188 --> 00:52:03,706 - Are you okay? 1024 00:52:03,741 --> 00:52:05,674 - That tree is all bark and no bite. 1025 00:52:05,708 --> 00:52:06,847 - Oh, bad puns. 1026 00:52:06,882 --> 00:52:08,332 He's okay. 1027 00:52:08,366 --> 00:52:10,679 - That's a bad bump; I'll live. 1028 00:52:10,713 --> 00:52:12,853 I'd hate for little Cammy, Ryu, Guile, Blanka, 1029 00:52:12,888 --> 00:52:15,235 Bison and Chun-Li to grow up without a father. 1030 00:52:16,547 --> 00:52:19,032 - You have kids? - You have six kids? 1031 00:52:19,066 --> 00:52:20,516 - Are those Street Fighter characters? 1032 00:52:20,551 --> 00:52:23,174 - Seriously Alex, who are you these days? 1033 00:52:23,209 --> 00:52:25,901 - Some guy doin' what he has to in this crazy world. 1034 00:52:28,075 --> 00:52:29,594 There's another one. 1035 00:52:31,562 --> 00:52:32,701 - Oh shit. 1036 00:52:32,735 --> 00:52:33,909 - What? 1037 00:52:35,082 --> 00:52:36,705 - There's only one. 1038 00:52:36,739 --> 00:52:38,707 - What do you mean? They're all over the damn place. 1039 00:52:38,741 --> 00:52:39,570 - No. 1040 00:52:40,433 --> 00:52:41,917 It's all over the damn place. 1041 00:52:43,953 --> 00:52:44,782 It can teleport. 1042 00:52:46,404 --> 00:52:48,199 - Not so bad. 1043 00:52:48,234 --> 00:52:49,200 Just one alien. 1044 00:52:49,235 --> 00:52:50,408 - They can teleport. 1045 00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,206 - Maybe we need to rethink this. 1046 00:53:01,592 --> 00:53:02,731 - Don't touch my friend, 1047 00:53:02,765 --> 00:53:04,422 you ET wannabe bitch! 1048 00:53:13,983 --> 00:53:15,295 - Where'd he go? 1049 00:53:16,434 --> 00:53:19,092 - Shit, I just know that thing's 1050 00:53:19,126 --> 00:53:20,921 gonna pop up at any-- 1051 00:53:21,957 --> 00:53:22,923 Jump scare. 1052 00:53:35,798 --> 00:53:40,803 - Where's Jess? 1053 00:53:41,287 --> 00:53:42,288 - Jess! 1054 00:54:15,321 --> 00:54:16,183 What? 1055 00:54:20,326 --> 00:54:21,188 - Who are they? 1056 00:54:22,673 --> 00:54:23,639 - Bad asses. 1057 00:54:23,674 --> 00:54:25,296 - Are you guys all right? 1058 00:54:25,331 --> 00:54:28,161 - More importantly, have you seen a metallic device 1059 00:54:28,195 --> 00:54:29,680 with blinking lights? 1060 00:54:29,714 --> 00:54:31,026 - Who are you? 1061 00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:32,303 - This is Dr. Wendy Barnes and I'm Chum. 1062 00:54:32,338 --> 00:54:35,168 We were hired to track and kill that thing. 1063 00:54:35,202 --> 00:54:36,307 - Hired by who? 1064 00:54:36,342 --> 00:54:38,033 - I'm gonna let you guess my next sentence. 1065 00:54:38,067 --> 00:54:40,000 - Is it top secret? 1066 00:54:40,035 --> 00:54:42,175 - It's top secret. - Yeah. 1067 00:54:42,209 --> 00:54:43,487 - Put that thing down. 1068 00:54:43,521 --> 00:54:45,005 I didn't just shoot a game-winning three pointer. 1069 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:48,215 One last time, have you seen a strange-looking device? 1070 00:54:49,216 --> 00:54:50,045 - It's in the barn. 1071 00:54:50,079 --> 00:54:51,046 - We should get them inside. 1072 00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,530 I'd like to interrogate them. 1073 00:54:53,876 --> 00:54:54,705 - Fine. 1074 00:54:55,878 --> 00:54:57,708 You got anything to drink? - Uh-huh. 1075 00:55:03,369 --> 00:55:07,062 - Teleportation: That explains why its blood cells 1076 00:55:07,096 --> 00:55:08,857 are actively electrical. 1077 00:55:08,891 --> 00:55:10,030 Thank you. 1078 00:55:10,065 --> 00:55:12,032 - This thing literally feeds off electricity. 1079 00:55:12,067 --> 00:55:14,345 - Hence our romantic setup. 1080 00:55:14,380 --> 00:55:17,072 - Of course it'll need to keep its body charged. 1081 00:55:18,591 --> 00:55:20,696 - So the government knows about this thing, huh? 1082 00:55:20,731 --> 00:55:22,042 - Never said anything about the government. 1083 00:55:22,077 --> 00:55:23,872 - Ah, sure because you can't. 1084 00:55:23,906 --> 00:55:26,046 But I mean, it's obviously the government. 1085 00:55:26,081 --> 00:55:27,358 - There's other groups out there 1086 00:55:27,393 --> 00:55:29,878 we've invested interest in our planet's future. 1087 00:55:29,912 --> 00:55:31,914 - Look, you don't have to say it's the government. 1088 00:55:31,949 --> 00:55:33,226 We'll just all silently know. 1089 00:55:33,260 --> 00:55:36,056 - And you were in the fifth dimension with it? 1090 00:55:36,091 --> 00:55:36,919 - Mm-hmm. 1091 00:55:39,301 --> 00:55:41,372 - Can I put this in your rectum? I'd like to get a reading. 1092 00:55:41,407 --> 00:55:42,373 - No. 1093 00:55:42,408 --> 00:55:43,892 - Fine then. 1094 00:55:43,926 --> 00:55:47,240 We got a teleporting alien that can be injured, 1095 00:55:47,274 --> 00:55:48,724 therefore can be killed. 1096 00:55:48,759 --> 00:55:51,555 - Yeah, but first you gotta get it to stand still. 1097 00:55:51,589 --> 00:55:54,730 - Man if I was sober, that wouldn't even be necessary. 1098 00:55:54,765 --> 00:55:58,251 My reflexes are that of a cobra. 1099 00:55:58,285 --> 00:56:00,391 I will decapitate that mecha mean motherfucker 1100 00:56:00,426 --> 00:56:05,431 before it could teleport into whatever dimension. 1101 00:56:06,604 --> 00:56:07,743 - Too bad you're never sober, Alex. 1102 00:56:07,778 --> 00:56:09,745 'Cause your reflexes are for shit. 1103 00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:11,402 - Alcohol. 1104 00:56:11,437 --> 00:56:13,128 - What? - Alcohol. 1105 00:56:14,301 --> 00:56:15,441 - Yup, damn right. 1106 00:56:15,475 --> 00:56:18,444 - No, alcohol slows down your reaction time. 1107 00:56:18,478 --> 00:56:20,307 - He's right, that's science. 1108 00:56:20,342 --> 00:56:21,447 - Thank you. 1109 00:56:21,481 --> 00:56:22,758 But right now we can't kill that thing 1110 00:56:22,793 --> 00:56:24,760 because we can't get a clear shot at it, but-- 1111 00:56:24,795 --> 00:56:26,797 If we get even more fucked up. 1112 00:56:26,831 --> 00:56:27,798 - No, listen. 1113 00:56:30,801 --> 00:56:32,458 I know how we take down this alien. 1114 00:56:34,149 --> 00:56:35,012 We get it drunk. 1115 00:56:36,462 --> 00:56:38,118 - Hey, I'm totally not gettin' the plan. 1116 00:56:38,153 --> 00:56:39,948 - We get the alien drunk. 1117 00:56:39,982 --> 00:56:41,777 - Like in party with it? 1118 00:56:41,812 --> 00:56:43,779 - To slow down its reaction time. 1119 00:56:43,814 --> 00:56:44,642 - Exactly. 1120 00:56:44,677 --> 00:56:46,126 Each time the alien teleports, 1121 00:56:46,161 --> 00:56:47,611 its body feeds it electricity. 1122 00:56:47,645 --> 00:56:48,991 - And if we slow down that reaction. 1123 00:56:49,026 --> 00:56:51,131 - We can put a bullet in its brain. 1124 00:56:51,166 --> 00:56:53,479 - This is all great, but we have one major problem here. 1125 00:56:53,513 --> 00:56:55,135 - How do we get it drunk? 1126 00:56:55,170 --> 00:56:56,482 I know, I know. 1127 00:56:56,516 --> 00:56:57,448 I know! 1128 00:56:59,001 --> 00:56:59,968 - That been happening a lot? 1129 00:57:00,002 --> 00:57:01,797 - Yeah, it's the device. 1130 00:57:01,832 --> 00:57:04,662 One more and that thing's fully-charged. 1131 00:57:06,181 --> 00:57:09,978 - Well we can't just march out there and offer him a beer. 1132 00:57:10,012 --> 00:57:11,013 - We won't have to. 1133 00:57:12,498 --> 00:57:13,809 - I know that smile. 1134 00:57:13,844 --> 00:57:15,984 That's the Brian's got a plan smile. 1135 00:57:16,018 --> 00:57:17,192 - Brian's got a plan. 1136 00:58:03,756 --> 00:58:05,378 - Thanks, mom and dad. 1137 00:58:08,554 --> 00:58:10,245 Ladies, gentleman. 1138 00:58:10,279 --> 00:58:13,386 I give you the Skaggs hydroelectric beer bong. 1139 00:58:13,420 --> 00:58:15,526 Our alien will come for the electricity, 1140 00:58:15,561 --> 00:58:17,424 but also get a belly full of tub hooch. 1141 00:58:22,084 --> 00:58:24,570 - All right people, let's move. 1142 00:58:29,298 --> 00:58:30,127 Don't linger. 1143 00:58:31,093 --> 00:58:33,061 - You just make sure you hit it. 1144 00:58:33,095 --> 00:58:34,131 - Oh, I'm gonna hit it 1145 00:58:38,100 --> 00:58:39,308 and then I'm gonna hit it. 1146 00:58:41,103 --> 00:58:42,795 - Okay. - Cool. 1147 00:58:46,108 --> 00:58:47,903 You were right to say that to me earlier 1148 00:58:47,938 --> 00:58:49,595 'bout not finishing what I start. 1149 00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:54,254 Not sure why I always get in my own way, 1150 00:58:54,289 --> 00:58:56,429 just my nature as a fuck up. 1151 00:58:56,463 --> 00:58:59,950 - Bri, fuck ups are the people that don't even try. 1152 00:59:01,123 --> 00:59:04,299 - So if this bong fails and we all die, 1153 00:59:05,472 --> 00:59:07,958 the lesson here is at least I've tried? 1154 00:59:07,992 --> 00:59:10,616 - Correct. 1155 00:59:11,789 --> 00:59:13,619 Now, let's party. 1156 00:59:14,792 --> 00:59:15,621 - Let's boogie. 1157 00:59:30,843 --> 00:59:32,154 Please do the honors, me lady. 1158 00:59:45,823 --> 00:59:47,342 - Fuckin' shit. 1159 00:59:47,376 --> 00:59:48,205 - Look. 1160 00:59:49,516 --> 00:59:50,345 - Wow. 1161 00:59:51,657 --> 00:59:53,003 Fuck me twice on a Tuesday. 1162 00:59:54,349 --> 00:59:55,177 Positions. 1163 00:59:56,662 --> 00:59:57,663 - Stay safe, Chum. 1164 01:00:15,232 --> 01:00:16,336 - I can't believe it actually worked. 1165 01:00:19,201 --> 01:00:20,513 - Shit. 1166 01:00:26,553 --> 01:00:28,383 - He's taking the bait. 1167 01:00:35,390 --> 01:00:36,184 - Ready? 1168 01:00:36,218 --> 01:00:37,703 - I was born to be bait. 1169 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:41,016 Hey, Wendy! 1170 01:00:41,051 --> 01:00:42,397 - Yes? 1171 01:00:42,431 --> 01:00:44,054 I forgot your name. - Alex. 1172 01:00:45,227 --> 01:00:46,401 - Yes, Alex?! 1173 01:00:47,747 --> 01:00:51,406 - Let's explore this barn and all the contents within! 1174 01:00:52,614 --> 01:00:53,719 - Great idea! 1175 01:01:10,736 --> 01:01:15,568 - I'll just pull this handle and the door should open 1176 01:01:15,602 --> 01:01:19,779 and we'll be inside peeing on anythin' we want! 1177 01:01:32,758 --> 01:01:36,762 - Gross. - Eww, gross! 1178 01:01:39,937 --> 01:01:41,421 - Chum, now! 1179 01:01:41,456 --> 01:01:43,630 - Here's to paying my rent for another six months. 1180 01:01:45,943 --> 01:01:48,290 ♪ Superstar 1181 01:01:48,325 --> 01:01:50,603 ♪ Superstar 1182 01:01:50,637 --> 01:01:53,088 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' superstar ♪ 1183 01:01:53,123 --> 01:01:55,297 - We claim you, alien fuck. 1184 01:01:59,785 --> 01:02:00,751 - He came back. 1185 01:02:00,786 --> 01:02:03,616 - Yeah and fucked everything up. 1186 01:02:03,650 --> 01:02:06,274 - True, but friendship first. 1187 01:02:06,308 --> 01:02:08,276 - Yeah, I guess. 1188 01:02:09,795 --> 01:02:11,797 - Let's go. - Yeah, yeah! 1189 01:02:12,970 --> 01:02:13,937 - What the hell? 1190 01:02:13,971 --> 01:02:15,455 That was so dope. 1191 01:02:15,490 --> 01:02:16,318 Oh my god. 1192 01:02:21,013 --> 01:02:23,947 - Look, I'm putting the gun down. 1193 01:02:23,981 --> 01:02:25,465 'Kay? 1194 01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:29,297 Now you let Dr. Barnes go and we'll leave, how's that? 1195 01:02:30,816 --> 01:02:33,025 Finish your business here and we turn a blind eye. 1196 01:02:36,994 --> 01:02:38,168 - Don't worry about me. 1197 01:02:39,031 --> 01:02:40,135 One for many. 1198 01:02:40,170 --> 01:02:40,998 - Right. 1199 01:02:42,828 --> 01:02:43,690 No more weapons. 1200 01:02:45,002 --> 01:02:46,797 Totally weapon-free. 1201 01:02:46,832 --> 01:02:48,523 Just two empty hands with peace. 1202 01:02:51,353 --> 01:02:52,803 No! 1203 01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,013 - Shit. 1204 01:03:07,369 --> 01:03:08,543 I'm so sorry. 1205 01:03:12,029 --> 01:03:13,548 - It's beautiful. 1206 01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:29,875 - I said I usually work alone. 1207 01:03:31,566 --> 01:03:32,739 I didn't say I liked it. 1208 01:03:38,228 --> 01:03:39,712 Any more douchebags gonna pop out 1209 01:03:39,746 --> 01:03:41,748 and get someone else killed? 1210 01:03:41,783 --> 01:03:44,027 - Why do I feel like that was directed towards me? 1211 01:03:44,061 --> 01:03:46,719 Who is this Tomb Raider-looking woman? 1212 01:03:46,753 --> 01:03:48,894 - What do we do now? - Improvise. 1213 01:03:51,793 --> 01:03:53,070 You seem the least drunk. 1214 01:03:53,105 --> 01:03:54,865 - You must be blind. 1215 01:03:54,900 --> 01:03:56,073 My pitchfork will do. 1216 01:03:57,247 --> 01:03:58,731 - Looks like we're ready to go. 1217 01:04:00,906 --> 01:04:03,425 - Hey, it means a lot that you came back 1218 01:04:04,599 --> 01:04:06,049 even if you did get Wendy killed. 1219 01:04:06,083 --> 01:04:08,568 - First of all, why does everybody keep saying that? 1220 01:04:08,603 --> 01:04:09,742 - Because it's true. 1221 01:04:09,776 --> 01:04:11,054 - No, it's not. 1222 01:04:11,088 --> 01:04:12,227 - Yes, her blood is on your hands. 1223 01:04:12,262 --> 01:04:14,057 - I wasn't the one that threw the knife. 1224 01:04:14,091 --> 01:04:15,265 - It's not your fault, but it is. 1225 01:04:15,299 --> 01:04:16,576 Anyway, what were you gonna say? 1226 01:04:16,611 --> 01:04:18,061 - I just couldn't stop thinking 1227 01:04:18,095 --> 01:04:20,063 what the fuck was I pedaling toward, 1228 01:04:20,097 --> 01:04:22,582 my optometry practice where all the assistants hate me? 1229 01:04:22,617 --> 01:04:24,412 My wife who also hates me. 1230 01:04:24,446 --> 01:04:26,897 My kids who should be way too young to hate me, 1231 01:04:26,932 --> 01:04:31,419 but I see it in their little antichrist eyes, the fuckers. 1232 01:04:31,453 --> 01:04:33,766 Then I thought about what I was pedaling away from, 1233 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,079 the people who've always been there for me. 1234 01:04:36,113 --> 01:04:38,909 No matter how much of a pain in the ass I was, 1235 01:04:38,944 --> 01:04:40,497 I love you guys. 1236 01:04:44,811 --> 01:04:48,815 I don't know what's happening, but I feel really weird. 1237 01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:51,784 - It took Louis. 1238 01:04:51,818 --> 01:04:53,475 Wait, Louis. - Holy shit, 1239 01:04:53,510 --> 01:04:54,960 that was also really weird. 1240 01:04:54,994 --> 01:04:55,926 - He's in the barn. 1241 01:04:55,961 --> 01:04:56,927 Call dibs. - Okay. 1242 01:05:03,485 --> 01:05:04,624 - Please stop. 1243 01:05:04,659 --> 01:05:06,281 - Louis, are you okay? 1244 01:05:06,316 --> 01:05:08,111 - I'll just let the visual speak for itself. 1245 01:05:15,325 --> 01:05:18,466 - If I can't shoot him around you, I'll shoot through you. 1246 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:19,467 - Stop! 1247 01:05:19,501 --> 01:05:20,986 What are you fuckin' doing? 1248 01:05:21,020 --> 01:05:21,987 You're not killin' my friend. 1249 01:05:22,021 --> 01:05:23,816 - Aw thanks, Bri. 1250 01:05:23,850 --> 01:05:25,714 - You got it, buddy. - Fuck all y'all! 1251 01:05:33,343 --> 01:05:36,346 This is why I say I usually work alone. 1252 01:05:38,348 --> 01:05:42,007 The fucker's behind me, ain't it? 1253 01:05:54,709 --> 01:05:55,537 - No! 1254 01:06:16,731 --> 01:06:18,043 It's incredible. 1255 01:06:23,393 --> 01:06:24,394 - It's gonna activate. 1256 01:06:24,428 --> 01:06:26,189 It's gonna activate! 1257 01:06:29,951 --> 01:06:30,745 - Oh shit. 1258 01:06:35,577 --> 01:06:38,408 Fork me. 1259 01:06:38,442 --> 01:06:42,757 - Alex! 1260 01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:44,897 Jess, shoot him! 1261 01:06:48,418 --> 01:06:49,591 - Eat my ass. 1262 01:06:57,254 --> 01:06:58,290 - Eat my ass. 1263 01:07:28,113 --> 01:07:29,631 - Finish him! 1264 01:07:29,666 --> 01:07:33,428 - God! 1265 01:07:41,471 --> 01:07:42,472 - We did it. 1266 01:07:43,852 --> 01:07:45,095 - We did it? 1267 01:07:45,130 --> 01:07:46,821 - What, I don't get credit for this? 1268 01:07:48,305 --> 01:07:50,135 Oh, that's messed up. 1269 01:07:51,515 --> 01:07:53,103 - I sabotage everything good in my life 1270 01:07:53,138 --> 01:07:54,794 'cause I'm terrified of failure. 1271 01:07:54,829 --> 01:07:56,796 I've been doin' it for years in my career, 1272 01:07:56,831 --> 01:07:57,832 even longer with you. 1273 01:07:59,005 --> 01:08:00,110 - I purposely date guys I know won't last 1274 01:08:00,145 --> 01:08:02,457 so I don't have to be vulnerable with anyone. 1275 01:08:02,492 --> 01:08:04,977 - Guess we're a perfect pair of fuck ups. 1276 01:08:05,011 --> 01:08:06,496 - Do two wrongs make a right? 1277 01:08:07,497 --> 01:08:09,292 - Well only one way to find out. 1278 01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:18,853 - Some damn fine work, kids. 1279 01:08:24,065 --> 01:08:29,070 Looks like I won't be around to collect my payment, but 1280 01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:33,868 tell him you're with me. 1281 01:08:33,902 --> 01:08:34,731 He'll set you up. 1282 01:08:36,526 --> 01:08:38,493 - You work for Big Oil? 1283 01:08:38,528 --> 01:08:40,875 - Told you I wasn't government, you dumb ass. 1284 01:08:40,909 --> 01:08:43,878 - Why would an oil company hire you to hunt down an alien? 1285 01:08:44,913 --> 01:08:46,881 - That alien machine you just shut down. 1286 01:08:49,884 --> 01:08:50,747 It wasn't a bomb. 1287 01:08:51,886 --> 01:08:54,854 - So what, could it open up a black hole, 1288 01:08:54,889 --> 01:08:56,580 expand matter, poison the air? 1289 01:08:58,893 --> 01:09:01,067 - It's a carbon dioxide extractor. 1290 01:09:02,241 --> 01:09:04,243 Sucks CO2 outta the atmosphere. 1291 01:09:07,246 --> 01:09:09,248 That little alien device 1292 01:09:10,387 --> 01:09:12,389 is meant to turn the tide on climate change. 1293 01:09:13,908 --> 01:09:15,358 - No, that doesn't make any sense. 1294 01:09:15,392 --> 01:09:17,049 Big Oil would want this thing activated 1295 01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:19,396 so they could keep goin' business as usual. 1296 01:09:19,431 --> 01:09:21,398 - Of course. 1297 01:09:24,090 --> 01:09:26,921 Think about how much money can be made 1298 01:09:28,233 --> 01:09:30,235 if you hold the world hostage. 1299 01:09:31,581 --> 01:09:33,410 Once they dissect that thing, 1300 01:09:34,929 --> 01:09:39,761 they can create their own and profit like motherfuckers. 1301 01:09:42,592 --> 01:09:43,420 - You used us 1302 01:09:44,421 --> 01:09:47,597 like pawns in a corporate game. 1303 01:09:49,254 --> 01:09:50,427 - Don't be so dramatic. 1304 01:09:52,981 --> 01:09:54,604 Corporations are people too. 1305 01:09:56,122 --> 01:09:56,951 Big Oil 1306 01:09:59,125 --> 01:09:59,954 ain't so bad. 1307 01:10:09,619 --> 01:10:10,965 - Maybe she was right. 1308 01:10:12,794 --> 01:10:14,451 - We've killed a great humanitarian. 1309 01:10:15,970 --> 01:10:17,972 - Well at least we still have some beers. 1310 01:10:20,146 --> 01:10:23,288 Well happy birthday, man. 1311 01:10:28,638 --> 01:10:32,158 - Light fuckin' beer. 1312 01:10:33,470 --> 01:10:34,299 Of course. 1313 01:10:38,993 --> 01:10:39,821 Fuck. 1314 01:11:34,531 --> 01:11:36,844 ♪ Superstar 1315 01:11:36,878 --> 01:11:39,191 ♪ Superstar 1316 01:11:39,225 --> 01:11:42,332 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' superstar ♪ 1317 01:11:42,367 --> 01:11:45,335 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' superstar ♪ 1318 01:11:45,370 --> 01:11:47,337 ♪ Yeah 1319 01:11:47,372 --> 01:11:50,202 ♪ Said I'm superstar 1320 01:11:50,236 --> 01:11:52,238 ♪ Superstar 1321 01:11:52,273 --> 01:11:53,861 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' 1322 01:11:53,895 --> 01:11:56,035 ♪ Fuckin' superstar 1323 01:11:56,070 --> 01:11:59,556 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' superstar ♪ 1324 01:11:59,591 --> 01:12:00,523 ♪ Yeah 1325 01:12:00,557 --> 01:12:02,352 ♪ I'm a superstar, always been 1326 01:12:02,387 --> 01:12:04,216 ♪ I've gotta chillin' with my guys ♪ 1327 01:12:04,250 --> 01:12:05,044 ♪ Livin' clean 1328 01:12:05,079 --> 01:12:06,252 ♪ Grippin' to the beat 1329 01:12:06,287 --> 01:12:07,530 ♪ Never leave the scene 1330 01:12:07,564 --> 01:12:08,358 ♪ Icy hot 1331 01:12:08,393 --> 01:12:09,532 ♪ Gucci icy hot 1332 01:12:09,566 --> 01:12:11,534 ♪ Got that icy stuff on my junk ♪ 1333 01:12:11,568 --> 01:12:12,742 ♪ Always on my junk 1334 01:12:12,776 --> 01:12:14,053 ♪ Is she really hot 1335 01:12:14,088 --> 01:12:15,227 ♪ Swish move bang 1336 01:12:15,261 --> 01:12:16,884 ♪ Let the chopper rang 1337 01:12:16,918 --> 01:12:18,230 ♪ I gotta push start 1338 01:12:18,264 --> 01:12:20,370 ♪ I'm speedin' to the other lane ♪ 1339 01:12:20,405 --> 01:12:23,546 ♪ I been a star killin' like a super fan ♪ 1340 01:12:23,580 --> 01:12:25,064 ♪ Were ya not to say my nigga 1341 01:12:25,099 --> 01:12:27,239 ♪ You are super lame 1342 01:12:27,273 --> 01:12:29,552 ♪ Superstar 1343 01:12:29,586 --> 01:12:31,588 ♪ Superstar 1344 01:12:31,623 --> 01:12:34,902 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' superstar ♪ 1345 01:12:34,936 --> 01:12:38,112 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' superstar ♪ 1346 01:12:38,146 --> 01:12:39,734 ♪ Yeah 1347 01:12:39,769 --> 01:12:42,427 ♪ Said I'm superstar 1348 01:12:42,461 --> 01:12:44,739 ♪ Superstar 1349 01:12:44,774 --> 01:12:46,396 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' 1350 01:12:46,431 --> 01:12:48,743 ♪ Fuckin' superstar 1351 01:12:48,778 --> 01:12:52,091 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' superstar ♪ 1352 01:12:52,126 --> 01:12:53,403 ♪ Yeah 1353 01:12:53,438 --> 01:12:56,268 ♪ I'm a superstar with a super car ♪ 1354 01:12:56,302 --> 01:12:59,582 ♪ Yeah it's push start with a super front ♪ 1355 01:12:59,616 --> 01:13:01,273 ♪ Gotta super run 1356 01:13:01,307 --> 01:13:02,757 ♪ Hit the super spot 1357 01:13:02,792 --> 01:13:04,414 ♪ 'Cause she's super hot 1358 01:13:04,449 --> 01:13:06,278 ♪ Now watch this super drop 1359 01:13:06,312 --> 01:13:08,763 ♪ Get my super goons we so super hard ♪ 1360 01:13:08,798 --> 01:13:09,937 ♪ Super super hard 1361 01:13:09,971 --> 01:13:11,939 ♪ Super clean in that limousine ♪ 1362 01:13:11,973 --> 01:13:13,285 ♪ Check that super car 1363 01:13:13,319 --> 01:13:15,287 ♪ Super do with my super crew 1364 01:13:15,321 --> 01:13:16,288 ♪ Tight like superglue 1365 01:13:16,322 --> 01:13:17,289 ♪ Super Doug 1366 01:13:17,323 --> 01:13:19,636 ♪ I'm a superstar 1367 01:13:19,671 --> 01:13:21,949 ♪ Superstar 1368 01:13:21,983 --> 01:13:24,296 ♪ Superstar 1369 01:13:24,330 --> 01:13:27,782 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' superstar ♪ 1370 01:13:27,817 --> 01:13:30,785 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' superstar ♪ 1371 01:13:30,820 --> 01:13:32,304 ♪ Yeah 1372 01:13:32,338 --> 01:13:35,169 ♪ Said I'm superstar 1373 01:13:35,203 --> 01:13:37,136 ♪ Superstar 1374 01:13:37,171 --> 01:13:38,793 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' 1375 01:13:38,828 --> 01:13:41,451 ♪ Fuckin' superstar 1376 01:13:41,486 --> 01:13:44,799 ♪ I'm a motherfuckin' superstar ♪ 1377 01:13:44,834 --> 01:13:46,663 ♪ Yeah 1378 01:13:50,874 --> 01:13:52,462 - 47 Baker, take three. 1379 01:13:52,497 --> 01:13:54,464 - So we're already landed, right? 1380 01:13:54,499 --> 01:13:55,638 - Yeah. 1381 01:13:55,672 --> 01:13:57,467 - My nay-nays feel weird. 1382 01:14:00,056 --> 01:14:01,195 - I mean I don't drink. 1383 01:14:01,229 --> 01:14:02,990 But when I drink, I drink. 1384 01:14:03,024 --> 01:14:04,647 No, we're high up. 1385 01:14:04,681 --> 01:14:05,475 We're pretty high. 1386 01:14:05,510 --> 01:14:06,649 I can tell. 1387 01:14:06,683 --> 01:14:08,858 Less oxygen. 1388 01:14:08,892 --> 01:14:11,516 Whoa. 1389 01:14:14,380 --> 01:14:16,348 I voted for Trump. 1390 01:14:16,382 --> 01:14:20,041 - I like to masturbate with my lab coat on. 1391 01:14:21,733 --> 01:14:26,703 Maggie hates postpartum sex, but I like it. 1392 01:14:28,049 --> 01:14:29,879 Sorry. - Speakin' of farts, 1393 01:14:29,913 --> 01:14:31,536 I pood my pants like . 1394 01:14:34,884 --> 01:14:38,508 I had a pain in my balls and I thought it was ball cancer. 1395 01:14:38,543 --> 01:14:40,234 It was just pain 1396 01:14:42,408 --> 01:14:44,928 in my balls. 1397 01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:49,036 - You can see like the burn marks and stuff. 1398 01:14:49,070 --> 01:14:50,209 Burn marks. 1399 01:14:50,244 --> 01:14:51,038 - Yeah. 1400 01:14:51,072 --> 01:14:52,211 I don't know, man. 1401 01:14:52,246 --> 01:14:54,420 I think it's like splittin' hairs. 1402 01:14:54,455 --> 01:14:55,905 - Which one? - Both equal. 1403 01:14:55,939 --> 01:14:57,216 I don't-- 1404 01:14:57,251 --> 01:14:58,079 - No, one's better than the other. 1405 01:14:58,114 --> 01:14:59,391 - Don't show them to me again. 1406 01:14:59,425 --> 01:15:01,048 - You want me to take a pic of your dick? 1407 01:15:01,082 --> 01:15:02,705 The selfies are kinda tough. 1408 01:15:02,739 --> 01:15:03,533 - Nah, it's okay. 1409 01:15:03,568 --> 01:15:04,534 I think I can manage. 1410 01:15:04,569 --> 01:15:05,708 - Okay. - Yeah. 1411 01:15:05,742 --> 01:15:06,881 - Life or death, we're leaving right now. 1412 01:15:06,916 --> 01:15:10,229 C'mon! 1413 01:15:10,264 --> 01:15:11,265 Ow. 1414 01:15:20,101 --> 01:15:20,895 - I farted. 1415 01:15:24,450 --> 01:15:25,279 - Dingleberry! 1416 01:15:27,281 --> 01:15:28,454 Fuckin' dicks! 1417 01:15:31,112 --> 01:15:33,425 - Babadook? 1418 01:15:33,459 --> 01:15:34,288 Fully erect. 1419 01:15:38,292 --> 01:15:39,120 - The Schwinns! 1420 01:15:40,812 --> 01:15:42,261 - Our old bikes? - Yeah. 1421 01:15:42,296 --> 01:15:44,263 They should still be in the barn. 1422 01:15:47,473 --> 01:15:49,303 - Teleport! 1423 01:15:55,620 --> 01:15:58,484 - She's in the barn? - Who is that? 1424 01:15:59,485 --> 01:16:01,142 - She's in the barn. 1425 01:16:02,627 --> 01:16:03,938 Can you swim? 1426 01:16:03,973 --> 01:16:07,286 - No, I'm black. 1427 01:16:10,496 --> 01:16:11,290 - I'm fallin' off. 1428 01:16:11,325 --> 01:16:13,465 Ooh! 1429 01:16:13,499 --> 01:16:15,778 Yes? 1430 01:16:15,812 --> 01:16:16,951 - Like push your tongue. 1431 01:16:16,986 --> 01:16:18,781 It'll help you to just push you tongue. 1432 01:16:29,999 --> 01:16:30,827 - One for the alien. 1433 01:16:31,656 --> 01:16:32,829 Happy birthday, man. 1434 01:16:38,179 --> 01:16:39,180 Oh, fuck! 1435 01:16:39,215 --> 01:16:40,975 - Welcome to my place. 1436 01:16:41,010 --> 01:16:43,806 Got my entourage, got my lights goin'. 1437 01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:45,497 You see my egg in the back. 1438 01:16:45,531 --> 01:16:46,878 You know I'm lit. 1439 01:16:48,017 --> 01:16:49,812 Don't mind the blood, that's somethin'. 1440 01:16:49,846 --> 01:16:51,503 We're not gonna talk about that. 1441 01:16:51,537 --> 01:16:53,816 There's my sound guy. 1442 01:16:53,850 --> 01:16:57,371 You know I'm dope if I got my own sound guy, right?