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تمام حرف من اینه که
باور کردنش سخته برام
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اما حقیقت همینه مری -
واقعا؟-
بخدا قسم -
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پس اگه من برم اتاق بغلی
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..و سبد لباس‌هات و باز کنم
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.هیچ لباس تیره‌ای پیدا نمیکنی
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چیه، فکرکردی من ازت مخفی کردم چیزی؟
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.نمیدونم چی رو باور کنم
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ببین کلی لباس رنگی دارم
هیچکدوم هم قابلت رو نداره
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سارا من به لباس
رنگی‌هات علاقه‌ای ندارم
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چیزی که لازم دارم تیره است
.اوه گوش کن بابا
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مری دوباره قضیه
لباس تیره شروع نکن
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.من هرچی که داشتم بهت دادم
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همون جوری نصفه
روشن کنش و تموم کنش زن
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نصفه پر کردن
خلاف تمام اعتقاداتم میشه
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خودت میدونی پدر -
داری میری اون فروشگاه بزرگه؟ -
آره
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جری ! جری
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نمیفهمم اون کیسه بی مصرف
که بهش میگی شوهر چرا باید بیاد
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چون دوباره گواهینامه‌ات تعلیق شده
و یکی لازمه برسونتت
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ایندفعه چیکار کردی بابا؟-
هیچی -
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رفتار حکومت تبعیض آمیزه
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تنها جرمی که من مرتکب شدم این بود که
.کاتولیک بدنیا اومدم
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جرری هم کاتولیک ولی
هیچوقت تعلیق نشده
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اون کلا آدم آشغالی حساب میشه
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تمومش کن بابا -
چندتا پیدا کردم مری-
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چندتا پیدا کردم
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خوب، ما دیگه میریم -
خوش بگذره-
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با اون عوضی آزاده بگو
سوراخش و حرکت بده
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حتما میگذره
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هیچ اشکالی تو نصفه روشن کردن
لباس شویی نیست مری
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نمیتونم سارا، از لحاظ بدنی نمیتونم
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هی ! بده ببینمش
به این میگی تمیز؟
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تفاوت استاندارد و میبینی مری؟
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الان توی انگلیس نیستس پسر
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اورلا کسی بود که شست-
اها باشه ! باشه
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از دست تو خسته شدم جیمز
و این قلدری هات
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قلدری، قلدری، و من دیگه تحمل نمیکنم
میشنوی؟
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همه چی مرتبه اورلا؟ -
بهت اخطار دادم اورلا -
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که داری خودت رو زیادی
تحت فشار قرار میدی
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.نمیتونم خرابش کنم مامان
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از کی از امتحانات عصبانی هم میشی؟-
امتحانات؟ -
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چی داری میگی ارین؟-
تو چی داری میگی اورلا؟-
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ورزش-
ها؟-
ورزش ایروبیک-
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اورلا به ایروبیک خیلی علاقه پیدا کرده
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مربی میگه استعداد ذاتی داره
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میگه که همه‌ی چیزی
که برای موفق شدن لازم هست داره
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موفقیت توی ایروبیک؟
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.اما الان خارج از کنترل شده مری
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اون صبح، غروب ، شب همش تمرین میکنه
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جدا از هر چیز دیگه، خطرناکه
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دیروز تقریبا سقف داشت میریخت
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باشه، ممکنه مستعد باشه
اما میخوام یه کودکی معمولی داشته باشه
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نمیتونم بیخیالش بشم، نخواهم شد -
ببین چی میگی عزیزم -
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حالا، سفید
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حواسم بهت هست پسر
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یا عیسی، جو -
اینجا چیکار میکنی؟ -
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.معشوقت رو ملاقات میکنی گمونم
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نه نمیکنم
دارم عکسای مری و تحویل میگیرم
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و اگه من یه قرار ملاقات
محرمانه با معشوقم داشتم
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مطمئن نیستم که سوپرمارکتی که
پدر زنم داره
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توش خرید انجام میده
بهترین جا برای قرارمون باشه
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فرمودین کویین؟-
درسته -
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بفرمایید -
بسیار عالی-
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هزینه میشه 3.75 یورو
و اینکه رسید سفارش همراهتون هست؟
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بله هستش-
یه تیکه کاغذ قرمز هستش، تقریبا این اندازه -
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بله -
نوشته‌های آبی تیره داره -
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بله میدونم -
آبی نیروی دریایی نه بیشتر مثل گارد سلطنتی-
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.میدونم چه شکلی هستش
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فکر کنم فونتش تایمز رومان باشه
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نمیتونم پیدا کنمش -
آشغال -
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ببین متاسفم، واقعا
نیاز واجب دارید بهش؟
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متاسفانه باید بگم بله، اثبات
مشخصات فرد میشه
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اما نام خانوادگی
من روی اونجا نوشته شده
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از کجا بدونم که نام خانوادگی شماست؟
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چون همین الان گفتم که اینه
نام خانوادگیمه
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ممکنه دروغ بگی -
چرا دروغ بگم ؟-
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که به عکس شخص
دیگه دسترسی پیداکنید
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چرا باید عکس یه نفر دیگه رو بخوام؟
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یعنی کی میاد پول
برای عکس یکی دیگه بده؟
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بِپّا شاید -
آره دقیقا، خیلی خوب بود قربان -
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یه بِپّا-
من بِپّا نیستم-
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چرا نمیری اون رسید رو
از خونه پیدا کنی؟
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نه خیلی مسخره است دیگه این
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الان بازش کن
و یکی از عکس هارو بیار بیرون
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میبینی؟ اون همسر من هستش
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از کجا بدونم الکی نمیگی این حرف رو؟
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چون اون منم کنارش وایسادم
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به نظرم یخورده شبیه این مرد هستی
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خوده منم -
میتونی باشی-
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دقیقا منم
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اسم من جرری کویین هستش
ایشون جو پدر زنم هستش
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میتونه ضمانت من رو بکنه
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من هرگز تو زندگیم
این مرد رو ندیدم
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رسید نباشه، عکس هم نیست
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عالیه
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از هر کدوم 10تا کپی لطفا
همینطور جنی هم چایی میخواد
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!!خوب بچه ها
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فراموش نکنید که
ثبت‌نام تحقیقمون
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در مورد شرکت کردن من توی مسابقه نویسندگی
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همینجا برگزار میشه
اگه مقدرو بود خبر رو پخش کنید
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شدیدا ممنون بوس بوس -
بوس بوس و کیر -
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ممکنه چند لحظه توجه کنید خانوم‌ها
بیا پایین ، بیا پایین
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همین الان مادر لوییس کرر
تماس گرفت باهام و
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خیلی جالب به نظر نمیرسید
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اوه خدا، باورم نمیشه
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بعید به نظر میاد که تا آخر سال
قادر به برگشت باشه
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پس فکر میکنم تنها کار که میشه کرد-
دعا کنیم براش؟-
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نه، چه فایده‌ای داره اون؟
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نه ، بهترین کار به نظرم
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که میشه انجام داد
تصمیم گرفتن برای جایگزینش هست
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خواهر مایکل ، بعضی‌هامون در واقع
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در این مورد بحث کردیم، و
مسائله اینه که
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هیچکس راحت نیست که پا جای پای لویس بزاره
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یجورایی احساسه بی احترامی داره
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فکر میکنیم این شماره از نشریه باید کنسل بشه
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خوب، اگه هیچکس تمایل به جانشینی نداره
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به نظر عادلانه میاد -
من قبول میکنم-
ببخشید؟
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من جانشین میشم، من پا جای پاش میزارم
من انجام میدمش
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واقعا ؟-
کاملا -
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نه نمیتونی
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ما داریم بیانیه میدیم
داری خرابش میکنی
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ببینید دخترا ، میدونم لویس
خیلی براتون با ارزش بوده
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اون نمرده ارین -
هنوز نه -
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ایشالا که هیچوقت، نمیره
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اما اگه بمیره ، برنامه باید ادامه داشته
باشه
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درست نمیگم خواهر مایکل؟ -
تو من و وحشت زده میکنی-
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نمیتونی سردبیر بشی
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تو حتی یدونه مقاله هم نداری ارین
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برای اینکه روبرت مرداک که اونجاست
هیچی رو قبول نمیکرد
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این عادلانه نیست. نمیتونی
اجازه اینکارو بدی خواهر
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میدونم اما الان دیگه حوصلم سر رفته
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و به نظر میاد که احتمالا میدم
موفق باشید همگی
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جرری چطور ممکنه رسید و گم کرده باشی؟
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والا، همه میدونن که باید
حواست به رسید باشه
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.ببینید ، گفتم متاسفم
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محض رضای خدا، عکس‌های
تولدم بودن اونا
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این کاملا دلیل محکمی
برای ابطال ازدواج میشه مری
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یعنی تو فقط یکبار 33 سالت میشه
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بخوایم عادلانه بگیم
چندباری 33 سالت شده مری
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او نگاه کن اینجارو ،
ببین کی زبون باز کرده تو این شرایط
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مری جان من، نمیخوای دوباره
فکر کنی؟
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نه بابا -
لطفا عزیزم-
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فقط یکبار -
اجازه نمیدم کتکش بزنی پدر -
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من داغونم دیگه ،همون موقعه
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بود که 3 کیلو وزن با تمرین‌های رزماری کانلی
کم کرده بودم
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استخوان ترقوه‌ام یجورایی
داشت پوستم رو پاره میکرد
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مری یادت میاد؟ -
آره، زیاد از حد لاغر شده بودی سارا -
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نه ، خیلی بی نظیر بود
اما الان عکسی نیست که
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بخوام به یاد اون دوران نگاهشون کنم
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ببین گم شده.
رسید گم شده، میشه بگذریم ازش دیگه؟
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چرا تو از ما نمیگذری؟
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حدس بزنید کی سردبیر
مجله مدرسه شده
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من! من شدم، باورتون میشه؟
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اوه یا مسیح، لباس سفیدها
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فکر کنم بدونم چه
بلایی سر رسید اومده
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.عوضی
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صبح بخیر به تیم
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کجان ملت ؟-
استعفا دادن -
جدی نمیگی که
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فکر میکنن کاری که کردی کاملا
بی قانونی بود ارین
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متوجهم -
و اینکه یخورده بی رحمی -
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اوکی -
و بی احساس -
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و هیچکس واقعا هیچ احترامی برات
قائل نیست
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خوب باشه ممنون
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خوب از اینکه تو هنوز هستی ممنونم آیزلینگ
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واقعا هستم، دروغ نمیگم
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فقط ما 2نفر ، قراره سخت باشه
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اما اگه تو از چالش
نمیترسی منم نمیترسم
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آره، من فقط اومدم که
اسپری تنفسیم رو بردارم
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باشه هوا بده تو، من بهت نیاز ندارم
به هیچکدومتون نیاز ندارم
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من آدم خودم رو دارم
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و بهتون نشون خواهیم داد
که چقدر آماتور بودین
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آدمهای من خیلی خفن‌ان
شنیدی؟ خیلی خفن
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باشه درسته ، آها
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باز بگو چطور بیام سطر جدید؟ -
بازگشت بزن-
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خدایا جیمز چندبار دیگه ؟-
بازگشت -
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نمیتونم بفهمم، یالا
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ناموسا؟ میشه ساکت باشی؟
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من دارم تلاش میکنم که
مایع خلاقیتم رو تراوش کنه
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دیگه نباید این جمله رو بگی-
بسه، زود باشید-
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باید یه تصمیمی برای داستانمون بگیریم
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...خوب، بیاید
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لطفا میشه تموم کنی اینکارو؟
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متاسفانه نمیتونم اجازه بدم
ضربانم بیاد پایین ارین
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بزارید یه نگاهی به موضوعات محبوبمونبندازیم
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اول، حیوانات -
حیوانات، میشه یکی توضیح بده؟-
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این موضوع روی حیوانات تمرکز میکنه
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در کنارش عکس از افراد مشهوری که
شبیه حیوانات هستن میزاریم
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میشل فایفر شبیه گربه است-
دقیقا، خوب -
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صحیح، حیوانات . دومی چیه؟
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...کفشهای-
کفشهای جهان-
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و شامل چی میشه؟ -
خوب این تیکه -
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روی کفشهای متفاوت از دور دنیا تمرکز داره
در کنارش
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عکس از، میدونی ، کفشهای متفاوت
از دور دنیا
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مثل اینکه
چرا تو روسیه پوتین میپوشن
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چون یخبندونه
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توی هند صندل میپوشن-
حرارت زیاده -
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همین بود؟-
نظر؟-
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صادقانه بگم
هیچکدوم قانعم نکردش
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اوه خدای من، آشغالن
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واقعا آشغالن
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چطور همین آشغال کامل رو چاپ کنیم؟ -
باشه، نترس. -
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نترس؟ نترس جیمز؟
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کفشهای جهان. یعنی
چی اصلا؟
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آره بگا رفتیم-.
نه مشکلی نست-
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درسته میشه
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We just need to change
our approach slightly.
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- The writing competition?
- Exactly.
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There's bound to be something
in here we can steal.
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We can just steal something, and we'll
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just steal someone's idea and
we'll pass it off as our own.
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Journalistic integrity at its finest.
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Searching for myself?
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- What a load of balls.
- Oh, my God. - Let's see.
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Suffocation: the secret
life of a gay teenager.
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It's anonymous.
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- It wasn't me.
- No. This was written by a girl.
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A real life lesbian walks among us.
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- I don't really believe in lesbians.
- This is perfect.
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We'll just print this.
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- Come on, Erin, you can't do that.
- Why not?
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We'll get in trouble,
real trouble, big trouble.
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You're Erin not afraid of a
bit of controversy, are you?
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Yes. Actually, yes, I am.
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Something like this could go
on our permanent record, Erin.
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And what's more important, Clare?
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Your permanent record, or
telling this poor girl's story?
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- My permanent record.
Count me out. - Fine.
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Well, this issue of The Habit
will go down in history.
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In history, I say!
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You seriously need to chill the fuck out.
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Not happening.
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- But Sister Michael...
- Don't even think about arguing.
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I can't be doing with the
Board of Governors getting
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wind of something like this at the moment.
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They're a thorn in my
arse at the best of times.
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I mean, for God's sake, Erin, what
happened to Shoes of the World?
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This is more important.
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This is about, you know, gay rights.
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I see.
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And I take it that's what the
camp shirts are in aid of.
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A very serious uniform
violation, by the way.
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But let's take one problem
at a time, shall we?
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This isn't a problem, Sister.
This is ground-breaking journalism.
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They are not to be distributed tomorrow.
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Do I make myself clear?
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But that's censorship.
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Well done. You are correct.
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You're being censored. Now go.
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You see, I was so focused
on pissing off that gobshite
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my eldest girl's unfortunate enough
to be married to, that I completely
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lost sight of the fact that they
were really her birthday photos.
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And my other girl, my younger girl,
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well, she was looking very slim
at the time, so go and grab them
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for me, there's a good fella.
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I can't accept that.
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I think something's been lost
in translation here, boy.
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Here, Daddy, get a whiff of that.
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- Oh, that's very nice, love.
- It's you!
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What?
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The photographs. Well, I remember
you. I couldn't forget ya.
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Hope you don't mind me saying this,
but you have a cracking clavicle.
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I don't mind, Ciaran.
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I don't mind at all.
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Oh, for Christ's sake.
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It's wrong. I mean...
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My God, the injustice of it all.
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You should get that one framed as
a wee reminder of your night, Mary.
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I'm not in that one.
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I know, but it's stunning of me.
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It is indeed.
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Hey, boy. It's dinner she invited
you round for, not an orgy.
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She basically told us we can't print the
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story because it's about a lesbian.
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Do you not think there's an awful
lot of lesbians about nowadays?
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You can't move for lesbians. It's
wall to wall lesbians out there.
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- Really? - It's true. Brigitte
Gallagher -- she's a lesbian.
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Brigitte Gallagher, who
works in the post office?
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- I believe so.
- Is she not a vegetarian, Da?
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Sorry, you're right.
Vegetarian, Brigitte is.
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Well, it's an easy mistake to
make, Joe. Can I call you Joe?
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No.
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Right.
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Welcome to the club, Ciaran.
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I'm gonna have to make a
stand about this, Mammy.
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Ah no, you won't, Erin.
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The school is trying to erase
this young girl's experience,
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all because she's gay.
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I mean, what if it were me?
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What if it were Orla?
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Fine, stick up for the wee lesbian.
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I just don't understand what they eat.
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Read all about the wee dyke.
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We will not be censored!
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Lesbians really do exist!
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I support gays, even though
I myself am not actually gay.
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Come on, Clare.
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I don't wanna get involved. I'm sorry.
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Coward!
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♪ Let's talk about sex, baby
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♪ Let's talk about you and me
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♪ Let's talk about all
the good things... ♪
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What's going on?
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Erin Quinn and her friends are
handing out their magazine.
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They're ignoring the ban, Sister.
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You need to put a stop to it.
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Sister, didn't you hear me?
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Do you know what, Jenny?
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I don't think I did.
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- Isn't this mad?
- It's all anyone's talking about.
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Everyone's buzzing to find out who she is.
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Well, if she ever does reveal herself,
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she'll basically be a celebrity.
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Excuse me. Excuse me,
everybody. Excuse me.
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Excuse me. Yeah.
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I just want to say,
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that if you're looking for the
wee lezzer, look no further,
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because here she is.
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Love women. Can't get
enough of the ladies.
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Big fan of the fandango.
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Huge. Massive.
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Aye, so's me ma.
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Aye, good one.
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You're talking shite.
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Fuck off.
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- Hi. - Aw, it's crawled out
from under its rock, has it?
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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I know. I'm sorry. It all
just made me a bit nervous.
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Everything makes you nervous,
Clare. You're a walking cack attack.
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I can't help that. It's
the way God made me.
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Michelle's running round
saying it's her, that she
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wrote the story, that
she's the wee lesbian.
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As if, like. There'd be
more chance of it being you.
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It is me.
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No, I mean I'd be less
surprised if it was you.
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- It is.
- No, it's not, but if it was...
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Erin! It's me.
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I'm the wee... lesbian.
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Aye, so you are, Clare(!)
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I'm not joking.
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You're...
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You're a lesbian?
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I've never been brave enough
to say it out loud before,
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but I think that's why I wrote the story,
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and then it all got too real,
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I got too scared, but now, well,
you've made me realise it's all OK.
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Don't blame me.
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- What?
- You fancy girls?
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Well, that's sort of an entry
level requirement, Erin.
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I think I'm gonna boke.
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Do you mind? I'm trying to come out here.
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Well, don't. Don't come out. Go back in.
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I don't wanna go back in.
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Well, I'm sorry, Clare, but I'm
just not interested in you,
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not like that.
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"Not interested in you like
that." Look at the state of you.
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Oh, come off it.
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Your arrogance is staggering, Erin.
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Well, you know what else
is staggering? Your gayness.
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I really thought you'd understand.
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She won't even talk to me. She
doesn't even want to sit beside me.
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In French, she moved
next to Kiefer Callaghan,
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so things must be really bad,
because Kiefer reeks of piss.
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Christ's sake. Is this
bastard living with us now?
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- Daddy's dead funny, isn't he?
- Yeah.
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I just want my old friend back.
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She hasn't gone anywhere, love.
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Can you blame her?
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Ignore him, Erin. These gays,
they all stick together.
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I'm not gay.
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What's wrong with being gay?
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He is such a fucking homophobe.
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♪ It's the heart afraid of breaking
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♪ That never learns to dance... ♪
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Now James isn't even speaking to me.
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♪ It's the dream... ♪
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Don't worry about James.
James doesn't count.
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♪ Afraid of waking
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♪ That never takes the chance
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- ♪ It's the ones ♪
- ♪ It's the ones ♪
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- ♪ Who won't be taken ♪
- ♪ Who won't be taken ♪
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♪ Who cannot seem to give
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- ♪ And the soul ♪
- ♪ And the soul ♪
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- ♪ Afraid of dying ♪
- ♪ Afraid of dying ♪
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- ♪ That never learns to live ♪
- ♪ That never learns to live ♪
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Lovely, altogether.
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You know, every year
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I sit backstage listening to the
singers and it really makes me
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realise just how talented the
professionals who originally
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recorded these tracks were.
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Now, who's on next?
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Christ, this is penance.
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I'm not doing it again.
I mean it this time.
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Up next we have...
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.. Orla McCool.
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Christ.
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♪ God? ♪
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♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh
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♪ Life is a mystery
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♪ Everyone must stand alone
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♪ I hear you call my name
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♪ And it feels like home
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♪ When you call my name
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♪ It's like a little prayer
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♪ I'm down on my knees
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♪ I wanna take you there
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♪ In the midnight hour
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♪ I can feel your power
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♪ Just like a prayer
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♪ You know I'll take you there
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♪ I hear your voice... ♪
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What's wrong with her, like?
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She's such a dick.
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Yeah, she might be a dick.
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But she's my dick.
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Actually, she's our dick.
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♪ Out of the sky
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♪ I close my eyes... ♪
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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♪ When you call my name
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♪ It's like a little prayer
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♪ I'm down on my knees
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♪ I wanna take you there
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♪ In the midnight hour
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♪ I can feel your power
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♪ Just like a prayer
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♪ You know I'll take you there... ♪
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'.. in what is already being described
as one of the worst atrocities
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of the Northern Irish conflict.
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At least 12 people are thought
to be dead and many more wounded.
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Emergency services are
urging anyone with medical
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training to come to the scene immediately.
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The device was detonated
at 3pm this afternoon.
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The RUC say no warning was given.
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♪ Oh, my life is changing every day
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♪ In every possible way
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♪ And, oh, my dreams
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