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This programme
contains very strong language.
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BELL TOLLING
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BELL CHIMES
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DING
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DONG
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DING
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DONG
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DING
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DONG
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Could this be the end?
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DINGING
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Forever?
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No going back?
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Because if this could end
decades of violence, death and fear,
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then surely any concession,
no matter how difficult,
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is worth it.
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This is the point
SDLP leader John Hume
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and the Yes Campaign will push
in these last crucial few days.
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All right, Vicky?
You're looking well.
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MUSIC: I Know Where It's At
by All Saints
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And you turn 18 this week?
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So I believe.
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Happy birthday.
And also with you.
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Right.
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So we just need a wee photograph.
N0 sweat.
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Of what?
You.
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Fine.
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And you're happy with this one?
Very much so.
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Great.
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So you need to read this
before the vote.
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Is it any good? Well,
I mean, as peace treaties go...
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Because I've just finished The Lion,
the Witch and the Wardrobe, and...
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Yeah, it's not as good as that.
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Right.
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There you go. Use it wisely.
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..a last call to the people
of Northern Ireland
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to make sure that they register...
Vote yes in the referendum!
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..they register their vote, no.
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No, to gunmen they've let out of
prison, and bombers.
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No, to any hope for peace,
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for how can you have peace when
you release the gunmen and bombers
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onto the street?
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MUSIC: Sunchyme
by Dario G
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SIGHS
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10p mix, please.
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That'll be 12 pence.
12 pence for a IOp mix?
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It's called inflation, dickhead.
Now get out!
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That's beautiful...
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PING
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Our lives will never be
the same again.
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CHEERING
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Goal! It's one nil!
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Ole, ole, ole, ole!
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Yeah!
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Yessss! Yes!
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"SUNCHYME" CONTINUES
TINNILY IN EARPHONES
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I need to get past.
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MUSIC: Feels Like Heaven
by Urban Cookie Collective
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Some of the proposed reforms
have proved extremely controversial,
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particularly the early release
of paramilitary prisoners.
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And now, with only days
until the referendum takes place,
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voters across the country must
get to grips with this booklet,
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a 30-page document laying
out the Good Friday Agreement
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in simple terms...
Simple terms!
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Simple terms my arse.
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I've read through
thon introduction 30 bloody times.
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I'm still none the wiser.
Wow.
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Well, according to Shauna Sharkey,
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if you vote yes,
you're allowed to swing both ways.
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What's that now?
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Well, you can be Irish,
you can be British,
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or you can be bi.
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OK, I don't think "bi"
is the correct term.
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Says here
you can hold both passports.
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Two passports? That'd come in handy.
I'm forever losing mine.
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I think I wouldn't mind being bi,
you know.
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Have you made any friends yet?
A few.
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Are they better than us?
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Too long a pause, Clare!
Better how.7
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Academically, absolutely!
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They're just very different.
Everything's different here.
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And I get why Mammy wanted to move.
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Derry just reminded her of Daddy
too much.
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But it's a lot to navigate, girls,
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you know, the language,
the culture, the cuisine.
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You moved to Strabane, Clare.
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It's 20 minutes down the road
on the bus. If the traffic's good!
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Don't roll your eyes at me, Erin.
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How the...?
I can sense it.
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At least I'll be back
for your 18th.
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It's not my 18th, is it?
It's Orla's 18th.
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My 18th was three months ago,
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but our tight hole mas
wouldn't pay for two parties,
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so instead
they've just amalgamated them.
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Is there a theme?
Oh, yeah. Totally.
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Well, come on then, what is it.7
Literary greats. Monkeys...
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Mammy, she agreed to literary
greats.
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She signed off on it weeks ago.
Monkeys are class.
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Stop it! You'll just have to
compromise, girls.
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Compromising is all the rage.
Sure everybody's at it.
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Just find a middle ground, girls.
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Like, you know...
literary monkeys.
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Literary monkeys.
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And what would that involve,
exactly?
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Well, I don't know, Erin.
You work out the details.
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I'm just an ideas woman.
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Look, I'd be willing to settle
for gorillas.
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But they're just big monkeys, Orla!
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This is a disaster.
We haven't even got a band.
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We wanted The Commitments.
The Commitments? Seriously?!
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The CommitmenT.
One of them has gone solo.
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Which one.7 The one from Derry
with the dark hair.
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But we can't afford her,
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and even if we could,
she's booked up until next year.
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I'm not surprised.
She's some voice on her.
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She's a walking instrument.
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You put a bag over thon doll's head,
you'd swear it was Tina Turner.
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Well, at least the parish hall's
sorted, I suppose. Aye. Aye.
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Oh, God, aye,
that's all sorted.
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Aye.
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Morning, everyone. Ah,
reading the old Agreement, I see.
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I have to say,
I found it awful slow, myself.
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Double Dutch is what it is.
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Jesus, Eammon,
but you've some set of legs on you.
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Do you think so, Sarah?
Oh, aye.
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Tell us this. Do you exfoliate?
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Not as far as I'm aware.
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Well, they're a gift, Eammon.
May God give you good of them.
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Thank you. Would you like a bowl
of porridge, Eammon.7
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I'm microwaving them.
I would surely.
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Now, Gerry, I had a bit of bother
with the bathroom door.
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It was sticking there.
No worries, Eammon.
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I'll see to it later.
Great stuff.
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THUMP
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I'll just leave it here then.
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Right, I'd better pop up
and pull on me so.
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What in the name...?
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Don't start, Gerry.
When is he leaving?
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Have a bit of sympathy.
The fella's roof fell in.
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I'm starting to think
he might have had a hand in that.
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He's our cousin! We can't just
throw him out on the street.
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Especially not since
Mary killed his mother.
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I did not kill his mother!
I'm at the end of me rope!
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The man is a liability.
He's not that bad, love.
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SMASHING
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Gerry!
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I think you'd better come up
and take a look at this.
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MICROWAVE PINGS
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Well?!
Be right with you, Eammon!
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GENTLE, CLASSICAL
WIND MUSIC
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For years, we have been divided.
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Inflicting pain on each other.
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In the name of what?
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I am a Republican.
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I am a Loyalist.
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I am affronted.
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Are the IRA famous
for their swordsmanship?
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PLAYERS: Hate. Hate.
Fear. Fear.
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Pain. Pain.
Death. Death.
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Is death an option?
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STOP!
Please do...
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This isn't the way.
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We shouldn't be enemies.
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We should be neighbours.
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Friends.
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Lovers.
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Boke, boke, projectile boke.
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Bleurgh!
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Let's put the past behind us,
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and let's choose hope.
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ACTORS WHISPER: Hope, hope, hope...
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hope...
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Thank you.
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SMATTERI NG OF APPLAUSE
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SOMEONE COUGHS
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Food for thought, there.
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The conflict here has led to
so many terrible atrocities...
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..and now we must add
your play to that list.
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Just one message
this morning, girls.
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Quite an important one.
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As Jenny's AWFUL PLAY
just alluded to,
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a referendum is about to take place,
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the outcome of which
could change the course of history.
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To those of you
who have already turned 18,
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I strongly urge you
to exercise your right to vote.
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It's your future.
Take it seriously.
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On the other hand,
and I cannot stress this enough,
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I have absolutely
no interest whatsoever
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in any of your other
so-called rights.
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I don't want to hear your thoughts
on the workload,
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or the uniform,
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or the fact that you have to
occasionally do my ironing.
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Our Lady Immaculate
is not a democracy,
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it is a dictatorship.
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My house, my rules.
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Is that understood?
ALL: Yes, Sister Michael.
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In the name of
the Father, Son, Holy Spirit...
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Has anyone actually decided
what way they're gonna vote
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for this referendum thing?
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Since when did you get
all political?
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I'm not all political.
Not like Nelson Mandela.
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I wish you were Nelson Mandela.
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It's just...
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Well, everyone keeps banging on
about what a big deal it is.
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Well, its timing
couldn't be any worse.
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Did they have to choose
the week of our party?
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Talk about pulling focus.
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I'm sorry, is the Good Friday
Agreement stealing your thunder?
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A bit, yes.
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You got the invites?
Oh...
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Literary greats and monkeys?
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We're being avant-garde.
Is that like a type of monkey?
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Yes.
No.
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Tell me you haven't
just invited girls from school.
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There'd better be fellas
at this thing,
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otherwise it's gonna be a total
fucking festival of the fanny.
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Hi, guys! So, I'm having a bit of
a bash for my 18th on Saturday
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and I just wanted
to invite you peeps along.
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"Peeps"?
Seriously, Jenny,
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you really don't do yourself
any favours.
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# Hollywood glamour! #
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# Please stop that! #
That's the theme.
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We're actually having a party
on Saturday ourselves, so...
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I think you spelt monkeys wrong.
Christ, Orla...
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You might want to reconsider, Erin.
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I'm sorry? I mean, I don't want
to sound arrogant, but...
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What's the bet she says something
really fucking arrogant now?
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Your party's never gonna compete
with my party. And there we go.
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Aren't you worried
that nobody's gonna show up?
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Oh, yeah, Jenny,
it's a huge concern.
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ERIN LAUGHS
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Champagne on arrival...
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Real champagne?
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Hors d'oeuvres... Is that
them wee tiny sandwich things?
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I think so. Sure, they wouldn't
fill a fucking hole in your tooth.
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Magician, karaoke machine...
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Pony rides!
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Caricature artist...
Oh, my God.
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What?
Riverdance!
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She's having Riverdance
perform at her 18th birthday party?
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Whoa... Why does everyone
lose their shit over Riverdance?
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It's just Irish dancing, only
they wave their arms about a bit.
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Giftbags to the value of £20.
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Seriously? A selection of...
Stop reading, James!
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Jesus Christ,
this is practically the Oscars.
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Our party doesn't stand a chance.
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That's not true, Erin.
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And you've something
that Jenny Joyce doesn't have.
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Integrity. What?
No.
250
00:14:17,216 --> 00:14:18,896
Yeah, you don't have integrity,
Erin.
251
00:14:18,896 --> 00:14:21,456
Then what do I have?
252
00:14:21,456 --> 00:14:23,216
The Commitment.
253
00:14:23,216 --> 00:14:25,656
What?
So, I know her nephew, a bit,
254
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,696
and it turns out
he fancies the whole of me.
255
00:14:28,696 --> 00:14:30,296
Story of my life.
256
00:14:30,296 --> 00:14:33,016
And he said he can get her
to play your party
257
00:14:33,016 --> 00:14:35,936
if I snog him
for three minutes and 22 seconds.
258
00:14:35,936 --> 00:14:37,576
That's really precise.
259
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:41,096
It's the length of Virtual Insanity
by Jamiroquai. Great track.
260
00:14:41,096 --> 00:14:44,456
Oh, the best.
Oh, my God, Michelle...
261
00:14:44,456 --> 00:14:46,256
You would do that for me?
262
00:14:46,256 --> 00:14:48,616
That's just the kind
of selfless girl I am.
263
00:14:48,616 --> 00:14:49,976
Can I have a crisp?
Fuck off!
264
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,896
MUSIC: Virtual Insanity
by Jamiroquai
265
00:14:52,896 --> 00:14:56,856
Christ, not this fecker again...
266
00:14:56,856 --> 00:14:58,731
Sister!
267
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:10,696
I used to be quite good at this.
I don't care. Great.
268
00:15:10,696 --> 00:15:13,821
What do you want?
269
00:15:15,296 --> 00:15:17,976
Well, there's going to be
a bit of a shakeup at the diocese,
270
00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:20,896
and, well, the feeling was that
I'd come and talk to you
271
00:15:20,896 --> 00:15:24,696
because, you know, erm...
272
00:15:24,696 --> 00:15:27,096
..we have a relationship.
We do not have a relationship.
273
00:15:27,096 --> 00:15:28,656
Right.
274
00:15:28,656 --> 00:15:31,136
So the Bishop wants you to know that
he's absolutely thrilled
275
00:15:31,136 --> 00:15:33,616
with all the amazing work
you've done here over the years.
276
00:15:33,616 --> 00:15:36,856
I'm ecstatic. But perhaps he thinks
it's time for a different challenge.
277
00:15:36,856 --> 00:15:40,376
What?
Pastures new and all that.
278
00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:42,736
He wants me
to leave Our Lady Immaculate?
279
00:15:42,736 --> 00:15:46,096
He thinks it's time.
And, well, you know, it's...
280
00:15:46,096 --> 00:15:49,776
it's the nature of the game.
I'm not playing a game.
281
00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:51,816
When things get too familiar,
282
00:15:51,816 --> 00:15:55,016
too comfortable...
283
00:15:55,016 --> 00:15:57,376
..you know, it can distract us
from the main focus.
284
00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:58,976
Which is?
God.
285
00:15:58,976 --> 00:16:00,726
Right.
286
00:16:01,176 --> 00:16:05,096
And...she's worried about that
herself, is she?
287
00:16:05,096 --> 00:16:06,616
Who?
God.
288
00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:10,936
She passed these concerns on
to the Bishop personally?
289
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:13,136
Look, this is always difficult,
Sister, but can I be frank?
290
00:16:13,136 --> 00:16:14,656
Be whoever you want.
291
00:16:14,656 --> 00:16:19,336
It's best, in my experience, to make
peace with it, because ultimately...
292
00:16:19,336 --> 00:16:21,456
..it's out of your control.
293
00:16:21,456 --> 00:16:25,816
MUSIC: Honey
by Mariah Carey
294
00:16:25,816 --> 00:16:27,441
Well?
295
00:16:27,496 --> 00:16:30,376
Mammy wants a bar
of dark chocolate.
296
00:16:30,376 --> 00:16:31,736
Here.
297
00:16:31,736 --> 00:16:33,376
This isn't dark chocolate.
298
00:16:33,376 --> 00:16:38,816
You tell your ma to eat it
WITH THE FUCKING LIGHTS OUT!
299
00:16:38,816 --> 00:16:41,856
A'right, D Dog? OK, we need
some balloons, streamers...
300
00:16:41,856 --> 00:16:44,736
Inflatable bananas. And
two bottles of that ropey tequila
301
00:16:44,736 --> 00:16:46,376
that you keep under the counter.
302
00:16:46,376 --> 00:16:48,736
It's dirt cheap
cos it fell off the back of a lorry.
303
00:16:48,736 --> 00:16:52,296
Jesus, take an ad out in
the Derry Journal, why don't you?
304
00:16:52,296 --> 00:16:55,176
Don't go mad now. I drank a quarter
bottle of this on Saturday night,
305
00:16:55,176 --> 00:16:57,376
ended up having an argument
with a fucking squirrel.
306
00:16:57,376 --> 00:16:59,136
Squirrels are such arseholes.
307
00:16:59,136 --> 00:17:01,096
Did you get glasses, Dennis?
308
00:17:01,096 --> 00:17:03,856
Yep.
They're very snazzy!
309
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,216
They're not snazzy.
They are a bit snazzy.
310
00:17:06,216 --> 00:17:08,216
Not snazzy, all right?
They're just ordinary, normal,
311
00:17:08,216 --> 00:17:10,576
everyday fucking glasses.
Of course they are.
312
00:17:10,576 --> 00:17:13,056
If you're Elton John.
You cheeky wee rat!
313
00:17:13,056 --> 00:17:15,776
If I was your Niall I'd be begging
them to let me finish me stretch.
314
00:17:15,776 --> 00:17:18,976
Nothing'd be worse than sharing a
house with you. Fuck off, Dennis.
315
00:17:18,976 --> 00:17:21,176
And that's never actually gonna
happen anyway, so.
316
00:17:21,176 --> 00:17:23,496
They're saying it might.
317
00:17:23,496 --> 00:17:26,216
Well, I'm not gonna get my
hopes up.
318
00:17:26,216 --> 00:17:31,096
MUSIC: A Life Less Ordinary
by Ash
319
00:17:31,096 --> 00:17:34,296
OK, so I think I've got
a handle on the basics.
320
00:17:34,296 --> 00:17:36,656
Everyone sit down.
I'll have a look at it later, Joe.
321
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,496
Sit! Jesus, Sarah,
but the wains will go berserk
322
00:17:38,496 --> 00:17:40,496
when they find out
about this parish hall thing.
323
00:17:40,496 --> 00:17:42,856
Let them.
I'm sick of the pair of them.
324
00:17:42,856 --> 00:17:45,696
Why are we expected
to organise everything anyway?
325
00:17:45,696 --> 00:17:47,336
We're not responsible for them.
326
00:17:47,336 --> 00:17:49,696
We are responsible for them, Sarah.
We're their mothers.
327
00:17:49,696 --> 00:17:52,056
Right, as far as I can make out,
this thing has two main aims.
328
00:17:52,056 --> 00:17:54,656
Firstly, to stop us all killing
one another. Fair enough.
329
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,816
And secondly, to allow us
to govern ourselves from here,
330
00:17:57,816 --> 00:17:59,536
rather than England.
From Derry?
331
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:01,896
I would say so. Would it not be
more likely to be Belfast?
332
00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:04,376
Belfast is the capital. Aye,
but that was an oversight, Gerry.
333
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,656
They get rid of the British Army.
334
00:18:06,656 --> 00:18:08,536
What will happen to the barracks?
335
00:18:08,536 --> 00:18:10,176
There's no mention of the barracks.
336
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,856
It would make a great wee shopping
centre. We get a new police force.
337
00:18:12,856 --> 00:18:15,576
Different uniforms as well, I hope.
338
00:18:15,576 --> 00:18:17,216
I mean if they want Catholics
to join,
339
00:18:17,216 --> 00:18:20,656
they're gonna have to find something
that works with our complexion.
340
00:18:20,656 --> 00:18:23,216
Er, the release
of all paramilitary prisoners,
341
00:18:23,216 --> 00:18:25,816
both flavours.
342
00:18:25,816 --> 00:18:28,376
Both flavours?
Loyalist and Republican. Of course.
343
00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:29,936
This is what I don't understand.
344
00:18:29,936 --> 00:18:31,696
What happens to the lads
when they get out?
345
00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:34,336
I mean, what does
an ex-paramilitary do? Gardening.
346
00:18:34,336 --> 00:18:36,536
Gardening?
Have you any better suggestions?
347
00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:37,896
Howdy, folks.
348
00:18:37,896 --> 00:18:39,936
Are those shorts, Eammon?
349
00:18:39,936 --> 00:18:42,296
They are surely, Gerry.
Are they my shorts?
350
00:18:42,296 --> 00:18:45,096
That's right. I had a hoke about
in your drawers earlier.
351
00:18:45,096 --> 00:18:47,576
Sarah said you wouldn't mind.
Did she now?
352
00:18:47,576 --> 00:18:49,576
He didn't have a pair
of his own, Gerry,
353
00:18:49,576 --> 00:18:52,336
and legs like that
should not be hidden away.
354
00:18:52,336 --> 00:18:56,736
I'm sorry,
but I feel very strongly about this.
355
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,216
God, but I am freezing.
I wonder why.
356
00:18:59,216 --> 00:19:01,576
Well, Gerry,
I didn't want to say anything,
357
00:19:01,576 --> 00:19:04,816
but you're a bit tight
with the old heating, now.
358
00:19:04,816 --> 00:19:06,456
Could all be doing with
a bit of a blast.
359
00:19:06,456 --> 00:19:10,416
Well, you heard the man. Hm!
360
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:18,056
MUSIC: Brimful Of Asha
by Cornershop (Norman Cook remix)
361
00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:21,056
Where do we want Emily Bronte?
362
00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:24,496
That's Jane Austen.
Really?
363
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:28,016
We are running dangerously low
on bamboo now, folks.
364
00:19:28,016 --> 00:19:32,096
Are you doing like half monkey life,
half literary greats?
365
00:19:32,096 --> 00:19:34,656
Or are you incorporating
literary greats into the jungle?
366
00:19:34,656 --> 00:19:36,536
I have no fucking idea, Clare.
367
00:19:36,536 --> 00:19:38,016
Well, that's not good enough!
368
00:19:38,016 --> 00:19:40,776
I mean, we could really be doing
with some clarity here, people,
369
00:19:40,776 --> 00:19:44,496
because I'm starting to think you
guys haven't thought this through.
370
00:19:44,496 --> 00:19:47,576
Michelle? Michelle?!
371
00:19:47,576 --> 00:19:50,056
Is that your Uncle Colm?
That's Samuel Beckett.
372
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,776
One boring bastard
looks much like another, I suppose.
373
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,976
And there was something else
I wanted to talk to you about.
374
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,476
Er, right...
375
00:19:57,736 --> 00:19:59,656
What was the face all about?
376
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:00,896
What face?
377
00:20:00,896 --> 00:20:03,576
Earlier, when Dennis was talking
about Niall, you did a face.
378
00:20:03,576 --> 00:20:04,896
I didn't do a face.
379
00:20:04,896 --> 00:20:07,896
You did a face, Erin.
You did a face like this.
380
00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:11,336
I...would never do that face.
381
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:14,536
I couldn't do that face.
382
00:20:14,536 --> 00:20:17,256
That face,
it isn't even in my repertoire.
383
00:20:17,256 --> 00:20:19,296
Oh, it's in your repertoire
all right, Erin.
384
00:20:19,296 --> 00:20:21,656
I've seen you whip it out
over a dozen times,
385
00:20:21,656 --> 00:20:23,976
usually when you find something
hard to believe.
386
00:20:23,976 --> 00:20:25,936
What was hard to believe, Erin?
387
00:20:25,936 --> 00:20:28,536
It was just when you said that you
didn't want to get your hopes up.
388
00:20:28,536 --> 00:20:32,056
Yeah? You don't actually think
he should get out, do you?
389
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,576
He's me brother.
He killed someone.
390
00:20:34,576 --> 00:20:37,616
I know that, Erin. I'm not sure
we should be talking about this.
391
00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:40,056
Isn't this exactly
what we should be talking about?
392
00:20:40,056 --> 00:20:42,856
I mean, we have to vote on it.
393
00:20:42,856 --> 00:20:44,616
It wasn't supposed to happen
the way it did.
394
00:20:44,616 --> 00:20:47,536
I'm sure that poor man's family
takes great comfort in that.
395
00:20:47,536 --> 00:20:51,016
These things, they're not
black and white, Erin. Aren't they?
396
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,776
Nothing about this place is!
397
00:20:52,776 --> 00:20:54,976
Well, I think the fact
that you shouldn't kill people
398
00:20:54,976 --> 00:20:56,856
is pretty black and white.
399
00:20:56,856 --> 00:21:00,096
Oh, awkward, awkward, awkward,
awkward, oh, God, it's so awkward!
400
00:21:00,096 --> 00:21:02,696
Fuck off, Erin.
And what would you know, anyway?
401
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:09,216
You're nothing but a spoilt,
selfish, sheltered wee brat.
402
00:21:09,216 --> 00:21:14,341
LITERARY GREAT
CLATTERS ON FLOOR
403
00:21:17,096 --> 00:21:19,376
And for you information, Erin,
404
00:21:19,376 --> 00:21:21,496
I didn't agree to snog that fella
405
00:21:21,496 --> 00:21:24,016
so you would have a Commitment
play at your pishy party,
406
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:29,256
I agreed to snog him
cos he's a massive ride. James!
407
00:21:29,256 --> 00:21:30,736
Sorry.
408
00:21:30,736 --> 00:21:35,256
You know, the cousin thing...
409
00:21:35,256 --> 00:21:36,816
Oh, my God!
410
00:21:36,816 --> 00:21:39,441
Oh, my God...
411
00:21:45,456 --> 00:21:47,656
So, how are things now?
What's happening?
412
00:21:47,656 --> 00:21:49,416
MUMBLES: It's really, really bad.
413
00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:50,856
James? Hello?
414
00:21:50,856 --> 00:21:53,296
It's really, really bad...
415
00:21:53,296 --> 00:21:55,856
James, I can't hear you. I think
there's a problem with the line.
416
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,856
There's not a problem with
the line, Clare! I'm mumbling.
417
00:21:58,856 --> 00:22:01,416
Why are you mumbling?
Because Michelle's upstairs
418
00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:04,376
and I don't want her to hear me.
Who are you talking to, James?
419
00:22:04,376 --> 00:22:06,336
Oh, Christ.
Hi, Michelle!
420
00:22:06,336 --> 00:22:09,256
What's going on?
Look, just leave it alone, OK?
421
00:22:09,256 --> 00:22:13,896
I am never, ever, ever speaking
to that dickhead again. Ever.
422
00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:16,456
Well, that's a start.
I mean, not a great start.
423
00:22:16,456 --> 00:22:17,496
BEEPING
424
00:22:17,496 --> 00:22:20,216
Oh, hold on one second.
425
00:22:20,216 --> 00:22:21,296
Hey, Clare.
426
00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:22,576
Oh, hi!
427
00:22:22,576 --> 00:22:25,016
Yeah, I'm good, grand, thanks.
Never been better.
428
00:22:25,016 --> 00:22:27,856
Michelle?
Haven't even thought about Michelle.
429
00:22:27,856 --> 00:22:29,816
It's sort of like, "Who's Michelle?"
You know?
430
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,016
I sort of think
I've outgrown her and...
431
00:22:32,016 --> 00:22:34,496
Listen, it was an argument.
432
00:22:34,496 --> 00:22:37,376
It's a sensitive subject.
Things got heated. It happens.
433
00:22:37,376 --> 00:22:39,776
But you need to apologise.
You think I should apologise?
434
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,616
Shit, no. What did I do?
435
00:22:41,616 --> 00:22:42,776
I'm not apologising.
436
00:22:42,776 --> 00:22:44,816
No, look, Erin's on the other line.
437
00:22:44,816 --> 00:22:47,456
Oh, so she thinks
I should apologise? Unbelievable.
438
00:22:47,456 --> 00:22:51,776
What's happening, Clare?
Just one second!
439
00:22:51,776 --> 00:22:54,176
Hello? Where'd you go?
I was on the other line.
440
00:22:54,176 --> 00:22:55,656
Talking to who?
441
00:22:55,656 --> 00:22:56,976
Michelle...
442
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,696
Do you want a Pop Tart, Erin?
No, I'm good, thanks. Clare?
443
00:22:59,696 --> 00:23:02,416
I'm in Strabane.
And your point is?
444
00:23:02,416 --> 00:23:03,656
SIGHS
445
00:23:03,656 --> 00:23:06,456
Look, Erin, someone has to make
the first move here.
446
00:23:06,456 --> 00:23:09,016
You're telling me you don't want
Michelle to come to your party?
447
00:23:09,016 --> 00:23:10,856
She doesn't want me to come
to her party?
448
00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:12,256
How do I keep doing that?!
449
00:23:12,256 --> 00:23:14,016
Well, she can stick her party up
her hole.
450
00:23:14,016 --> 00:23:15,216
HANGS UP
451
00:23:15,216 --> 00:23:18,336
Shit, Clare! What are you gonna tell
Erin? Well, I can't tell her
452
00:23:18,336 --> 00:23:20,696
Michelle thinks she should
stick her party up her hole!
453
00:23:20,696 --> 00:23:22,696
Oh, does she now?
JESUS CHRIST!
454
00:23:22,696 --> 00:23:26,976
Well, you can tell Michelle
that I didn't want her there anyway.
455
00:23:26,976 --> 00:23:28,376
Clare.
Yeah.
456
00:23:28,376 --> 00:23:29,856
What's going on?
457
00:23:29,856 --> 00:23:33,376
I think peace negotiations
have just broken down.
458
00:23:33,376 --> 00:23:38,251
MUSIC: Don't Speak
by No Doubt
459
00:24:16,136 --> 00:24:19,496
Michelle's not speaking to me, and
now The Commitment's pulled out.
460
00:24:19,496 --> 00:24:22,496
The Lack Of Commitment, that's what
she should call herself.
461
00:24:22,496 --> 00:24:25,816
That's not as catchy. I don't care.
Her voice isn't even that good.
462
00:24:25,816 --> 00:24:28,776
We don't need The Commitment
and we don't need Michelle.
463
00:24:28,776 --> 00:24:34,496
This party is gonna be amazing,
with or without them.
464
00:24:34,496 --> 00:24:38,216
# I have heard my people crying... #
465
00:24:38,216 --> 00:24:40,966
What the hell?
466
00:24:47,976 --> 00:24:50,456
What is going on?
Where are all the literary greats?
467
00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:52,816
What happened to my monkeys?
We had to take them down.
468
00:24:52,816 --> 00:24:55,176
They were scaring the wains.
Why are the wains here?
469
00:24:55,176 --> 00:24:58,216
Ach, splitting the booking just
made sense, you know, price wise.
470
00:24:58,216 --> 00:25:00,016
We are not sharing
our 18th birthday party
471
00:25:00,016 --> 00:25:03,296
with the first communion do!
I cannot believe this, Mammy!
472
00:25:03,296 --> 00:25:06,136
BEGINS TO SOB:
All I do is try my best, Erin...
473
00:25:06,136 --> 00:25:08,656
Oh, come on.
This is how I'm treated...
474
00:25:08,656 --> 00:25:11,616
Well, you're quite
clearly pretending to cry now, so.
475
00:25:11,616 --> 00:25:14,536
Everything I do,
I do it for you!
476
00:25:14,536 --> 00:25:18,136
Is that right, Bryan Adams?
And maybe you'll realise that...
477
00:25:18,136 --> 00:25:20,336
Oh, don't even.
..when I'm dead.
478
00:25:20,336 --> 00:25:21,776
Seriously?
479
00:25:21,776 --> 00:25:24,976
MUSIC: (Everything I Do) I Do It For
You by B Adams, M Kame and RJ Lange
480
00:25:24,976 --> 00:25:27,856
Well, how'd they take it?
Not great.
481
00:25:27,856 --> 00:25:30,736
I had to whip out the old
you'll be sorry when I'm dead card.
482
00:25:30,736 --> 00:25:33,111
Happy days.
483
00:25:35,176 --> 00:25:37,096
Time to get the band back together.
484
00:25:37,096 --> 00:25:39,096
Purse...
485
00:25:39,376 --> 00:25:40,456
check.
486
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:42,736
Lip gloss, check.
487
00:25:42,736 --> 00:25:45,256
Hubba Bubba, check.
488
00:25:45,256 --> 00:25:48,016
Ulster bus timetable...
489
00:25:48,016 --> 00:25:50,456
Shit. MAMMY!
490
00:25:50,456 --> 00:25:52,816
HAVE YOU SEEN
THE ULSTER BUS TIMETABLE?!
491
00:25:52,816 --> 00:25:56,656
# Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah... #
492
00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:59,216
So did yous just make
your first communion today, then?
493
00:25:59,216 --> 00:26:01,416
No, we dress like this every day.
494
00:26:01,416 --> 00:26:03,616
Well, I was just trying
to make conversation.
495
00:26:03,616 --> 00:26:05,336
Did you enjoy the body of Christ?
496
00:26:05,336 --> 00:26:08,096
It was a bit dry.
Aye, that's why I put butter on it.
497
00:26:08,096 --> 00:26:10,616
Yeah, you're really, really
not supposed to do that, Orla.
498
00:26:10,616 --> 00:26:13,416
How many pieces of communion
do you think you'd need to swallow
499
00:26:13,416 --> 00:26:15,736
to eat a whole Jesus?
500
00:26:15,736 --> 00:26:18,176
Where the hell is Clare?
501
00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:19,176
MUSIC: Bodyshakin'
by 911
502
00:26:19,176 --> 00:26:22,551
Help me now, Daddy!
503
00:26:25,216 --> 00:26:28,336
You can vote yes, or,
you can vote no.
504
00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:30,056
Well, they are
the only two options, Colm.
505
00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,776
That's not strictly true,
now, Gerry,
506
00:26:32,776 --> 00:26:35,136
for you can spoil your vote.
Right.
507
00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:39,056
I knew a fella once, Tommy Duddy,
he spoiled his vote.
508
00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:41,256
Now this would have been back
in, ach...
509
00:26:41,256 --> 00:26:44,456
we're talking '88, '89.
510
00:26:44,456 --> 00:26:46,416
Or was it '90?
I don't care, Colm.
511
00:26:46,416 --> 00:26:50,056
'90, at a push.
Now, when I say he spoiled his vote,
512
00:26:50,056 --> 00:26:53,256
what he actually did
was eat the ballot paper.
513
00:26:53,256 --> 00:26:56,296
What? Swallowed the thing whole,
so he did.
514
00:26:56,296 --> 00:26:57,976
People thought
he was trying to make
515
00:26:57,976 --> 00:26:59,896
some sort of political statement,
516
00:26:59,896 --> 00:27:02,336
but that wasn't the case at all.
517
00:27:02,336 --> 00:27:05,656
Tommy was just an awful man
for the paper.
518
00:27:05,656 --> 00:27:07,856
Couldn't get enough of the stuff.
519
00:27:07,856 --> 00:27:10,336
I'll tell you,
if you didn't keep your eye on him,
520
00:27:10,336 --> 00:27:12,696
he'd have got
the very Yellow Pages down him.
521
00:27:12,696 --> 00:27:14,376
Tommy Duddy, is it?
Aye.
522
00:27:14,376 --> 00:27:16,936
Took a bite
out of my crossword once.
523
00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:20,016
I must say now, Eammon, I hardly
recognised you in your shorts.
524
00:27:20,016 --> 00:27:22,536
I'm like a new man, Colm. They do
wonders for him, don't they?
525
00:27:22,536 --> 00:27:26,056
Thanks, Joe. It's just nice to have
something positive to focus on,
526
00:27:26,056 --> 00:27:27,896
after what happened
with my roof, you know.
527
00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,456
God, aye.
528
00:27:29,456 --> 00:27:32,896
I'm sure that hit you hard.
Oh, it did, Colm.
529
00:27:32,896 --> 00:27:35,696
Literally. How are the repairs
coming along, Eammon?
530
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:38,296
Slowly but surely.
Slowly but surely, Gerry.
531
00:27:38,296 --> 00:27:40,296
No word of when you'll be able
to move back in?
532
00:27:40,296 --> 00:27:43,816
Not as yet, no, but as I said to the
builders, I'm in no great rush.
533
00:27:43,816 --> 00:27:49,316
Happy enough where I am.
Grand, so.
534
00:27:49,536 --> 00:27:51,456
90, 100,
535
00:27:51,456 --> 00:27:53,581
110, 120.
536
00:27:55,176 --> 00:27:56,576
I'm sorry...
537
00:27:56,576 --> 00:27:59,416
did you just make 120 quid?
538
00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:02,456
Aye. Is that the going rate
for a first communion these days?
539
00:28:02,456 --> 00:28:04,896
It's pretty standard, yeah.
Jesus!
540
00:28:04,896 --> 00:28:06,856
Why, how much did you make?
50.
541
00:28:06,856 --> 00:28:09,736
50? I wouldn't have got
out of my bed for 50.
542
00:28:09,736 --> 00:28:11,656
This is the worst night of my life.
543
00:28:11,656 --> 00:28:14,456
Crap, isn't it?
I'm out of here soon, thank God.
544
00:28:14,456 --> 00:28:16,936
Heading to my cousin Jenny's 18th.
The Commitment's playing.
545
00:28:16,936 --> 00:28:20,186
I beg your pardon?
546
00:28:20,376 --> 00:28:22,856
I don't feel comfortable,
Michelle... Loosen the bow tie.
547
00:28:22,856 --> 00:28:26,256
Not physically! I feel uncomfortable
about the whole situation.
548
00:28:26,256 --> 00:28:27,816
Tough.
549
00:28:27,816 --> 00:28:29,296
BUZZER
550
00:28:29,296 --> 00:28:32,256
Hi, and welcome to
Jenny Joyce's party. Name, please?
551
00:28:32,256 --> 00:28:33,816
Michelle Mallon.
552
00:28:33,816 --> 00:28:35,736
and James Maguire.
553
00:28:35,736 --> 00:28:37,736
James...
554
00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:42,056
Oh, I may have put him down
as "Fanny Features".
555
00:28:42,056 --> 00:28:43,216
Ah, there we are!
556
00:28:43,216 --> 00:28:44,496
Welcome.
557
00:28:44,496 --> 00:28:45,656
GATE BUZZES
558
00:28:45,656 --> 00:28:48,031
Honestly...
559
00:28:48,456 --> 00:28:53,456
MUSIC: Would You?
by Touch & Go
560
00:29:13,416 --> 00:29:15,666
Champagne?
561
00:29:16,576 --> 00:29:19,496
Attention, everyone.
Attention, please.
562
00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:23,816
We've just discovered a black mark
on the floor of the master en-suite.
563
00:29:23,816 --> 00:29:26,256
It's a Sicilian marble, folks,
564
00:29:26,256 --> 00:29:29,176
so I'm afraid I'm going to have to
ask everyone to remove their shoes.
565
00:29:29,176 --> 00:29:31,176
GROANING
566
00:29:31,456 --> 00:29:38,081
MUSIC: Dance The Night Away
by The Mavericks
567
00:29:53,496 --> 00:29:54,696
PANTING
568
00:29:54,696 --> 00:29:58,616
So The Commitment is...gonna be
playing Jenny Joyce's party.
569
00:29:58,616 --> 00:30:02,416
Interesting, Michelle,
very interesting.
570
00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:05,176
So, Daddy says
if I do well in my A-levels,
571
00:30:05,176 --> 00:30:07,176
I can book Val-d'Isere.
572
00:30:07,176 --> 00:30:09,176
Who's up for it?
He said you could book what?
573
00:30:09,176 --> 00:30:11,456
Val-d'Isere.
You know, the ski resort?
574
00:30:11,456 --> 00:30:13,896
It is to die for.
575
00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:17,176
Isn't it, Tomas? Oh, it's
a wonderful spot. Simply wonderful.
576
00:30:17,176 --> 00:30:19,136
I adore skiing.
Really?
577
00:30:19,136 --> 00:30:20,736
Mmm.
Really?
578
00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:22,236
Yes.
579
00:30:22,536 --> 00:30:27,536
Skiing, and...
Well, all the snowy sports, really.
580
00:30:27,536 --> 00:30:32,536
In fact, Cool Runnings is probably
one of my favourite films.
581
00:30:32,536 --> 00:30:35,936
Right. I haven't seen that one.
Me either. Nor me, I'm afraid.
582
00:30:35,936 --> 00:30:38,016
We have to leave.
583
00:30:38,016 --> 00:30:40,496
Shh! They haven't seen
Cool Runnings, Michelle.
584
00:30:40,496 --> 00:30:44,056
I don't trust these people.
More champagne?
585
00:30:44,056 --> 00:30:46,431
Absolutely.
586
00:30:47,376 --> 00:30:54,001
MUSIC: Dance The Night Away
by The Mavericks
587
00:30:56,456 --> 00:30:58,706
BELL DINGS
588
00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,526
BUZZER
589
00:31:03,176 --> 00:31:05,376
Welcome to Jenny Joyce's party.
Name, please?
590
00:31:05,376 --> 00:31:07,976
Erin. Erin Quinn.
591
00:31:07,976 --> 00:31:09,896
Oh.
Oh?
592
00:31:09,896 --> 00:31:13,576
You're not on the list.
So I can't come in?
593
00:31:13,576 --> 00:31:15,856
You're not actually serious.
594
00:31:15,856 --> 00:31:17,606
Hello?
595
00:31:17,816 --> 00:31:20,736
Hello, hello, hello?
596
00:31:20,736 --> 00:31:25,486
Oh, so it's like that,
is it?
597
00:31:36,856 --> 00:31:38,481
Shit!
598
00:31:39,176 --> 00:31:41,376
Sorry for the wait.
I just had to check with Jenny.
599
00:31:41,376 --> 00:31:44,751
Welcome, and enjoy.
600
00:31:45,576 --> 00:31:47,826
Thank you.
601
00:31:52,255 --> 00:31:54,630
PHONE RINGS
602
00:31:59,135 --> 00:32:01,010
RINGING
603
00:32:03,135 --> 00:32:07,375
Sister Michael. You may speak.
604
00:32:07,375 --> 00:32:09,295
Hello, Bishop.
605
00:32:09,295 --> 00:32:14,545
MUSIC: Firestarter
by The Prodigy
606
00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:28,725
Tiny horse.
She's got a tiny horse...
607
00:32:30,535 --> 00:32:32,335
Well, well, well...
608
00:32:32,335 --> 00:32:36,135
Champagne? No! Thank you.
609
00:32:36,135 --> 00:32:37,535
Sorry...
610
00:32:37,535 --> 00:32:39,735
Is it real champagne?
Yes.
611
00:32:39,735 --> 00:32:43,235
Well, if you insist.
612
00:32:43,375 --> 00:32:46,055
Hors d'oeuvre?
613
00:32:46,055 --> 00:32:47,680
Fine.
614
00:32:50,015 --> 00:32:52,055
Christ, but these are nice!
615
00:32:52,055 --> 00:32:54,495
I mean, it's based on a true story!
616
00:32:54,495 --> 00:32:57,695
I mean, how have you never seen it,
Thomas? How, Thomas? How?
617
00:32:57,695 --> 00:32:59,175
Hello, James!
618
00:32:59,175 --> 00:33:01,255
Well, isn't this nice?
619
00:33:01,255 --> 00:33:03,575
Erin. Who's this?
Your new friend?
620
00:33:03,575 --> 00:33:05,735
No, no, God, no.
621
00:33:05,735 --> 00:33:08,095
Jenny just sent me up here
to collect glasses,
622
00:33:08,095 --> 00:33:12,495
and then he started shouting at me
about a Jamaican bobsleigh team,
623
00:33:12,495 --> 00:33:17,055
and it's totes freaking me out,
to be honest.
624
00:33:17,055 --> 00:33:21,215
And FYI,
it's pronounced Tomas.
625
00:33:21,215 --> 00:33:23,495
Jenny Joyce's party...
626
00:33:23,495 --> 00:33:26,215
Well, this is quite the betrayal.
627
00:33:26,215 --> 00:33:29,495
Why are you all covered in muck.7
I climbed over a wall.
628
00:33:29,495 --> 00:33:31,815
You know there's a gate?
629
00:33:31,815 --> 00:33:33,655
How could you come here?
630
00:33:33,655 --> 00:33:35,735
How could you go along with it?
631
00:33:35,735 --> 00:33:39,535
I didn't want to, but I'm in a bit
of a difficult position, Erin.
632
00:33:39,535 --> 00:33:42,375
Well, I'm just glad
Orla isn't here to witness this
633
00:33:42,375 --> 00:33:45,295
because it would
completely break her heart.
634
00:33:45,295 --> 00:33:46,735
All right, Erin?
635
00:33:46,735 --> 00:33:48,855
Orla! You ditched your own party.
636
00:33:48,855 --> 00:33:51,615
It was crap.
It was crap.
637
00:33:51,615 --> 00:33:54,735
Things have been pretty crap,
generally.
638
00:33:54,735 --> 00:33:57,095
I can't believe this.
639
00:33:57,095 --> 00:33:59,535
All I did was...
640
00:33:59,535 --> 00:34:02,375
All I did was try and speak the
truth, and...
641
00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:05,735
Sorry, who's this guy?
Oh, he's the caricature artist.
642
00:34:05,735 --> 00:34:07,485
Right.
643
00:34:07,975 --> 00:34:10,335
Well, do you know what?
I'm gonna go,
644
00:34:10,335 --> 00:34:14,735
and you can tell Michelle to enjoy
the champagne, and the giftbags,
645
00:34:14,735 --> 00:34:17,215
and the little teeny-tiny bits
of raw fish.
646
00:34:17,215 --> 00:34:21,015
I'm sure she's having
a great, great time here.
647
00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:24,575
I really don't think she is, Erin.
648
00:34:24,575 --> 00:34:29,700
MUSIC: Linger
by The Cranberries
649
00:34:35,415 --> 00:34:39,375
You know
I've never even visited Niall.
650
00:34:39,375 --> 00:34:42,015
My ma won't let me.
651
00:34:42,015 --> 00:34:46,015
She won't let any of us.
652
00:34:47,015 --> 00:34:52,295
She won't even say his name
any more.
653
00:34:52,295 --> 00:34:54,920
He had a son.
654
00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:57,135
The man.
655
00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:02,680
He had a teenage son.
656
00:35:03,215 --> 00:35:05,975
We found that out later.
657
00:35:05,975 --> 00:35:10,655
I'm sorry, Michelle.
You weren't wrong.
658
00:35:10,655 --> 00:35:13,695
I mean, you weren't right either.
659
00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:16,455
There's no answer to any of this,
is there?
660
00:35:16,455 --> 00:35:18,080
No...
661
00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:23,415
I don't think there is, you know.
662
00:35:23,415 --> 00:35:27,295
D'you wanna get out of here?
663
00:35:27,295 --> 00:35:29,815
Can we take that wee tiny horse?
664
00:35:29,815 --> 00:35:31,190
No?
665
00:35:40,695 --> 00:35:43,655
As far as sausage rolls go,
666
00:35:43,655 --> 00:35:46,335
well, I could take them
or leave them,
667
00:35:46,335 --> 00:35:48,775
but that's not to say
I don't appreciate
668
00:35:48,775 --> 00:35:51,415
the work that goes into them.
Look, Colm, no offence,
669
00:35:51,415 --> 00:35:53,735
but I listened to
the prawn cocktail monologue.
670
00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:56,255
I'm not getting into sausage rolls.
671
00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:58,455
For there was a fella
that lived on my street,
672
00:35:58,455 --> 00:36:01,735
and, well, he was a pastry chef.
673
00:36:01,735 --> 00:36:04,735
He's dead now.
This was when he was alive.
674
00:36:04,735 --> 00:36:06,655
I only came over
for a bloody napkin.
675
00:36:06,655 --> 00:36:10,535
I'm sorry, I can't actually
believe that I'm about to say this,
676
00:36:10,535 --> 00:36:12,895
but can I speak to him on my own
for a moment?
677
00:36:12,895 --> 00:36:16,975
Thank you, son.
Thank you.
678
00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:20,935
Colm, I've been thinking about
this business with Eammon's roof.
679
00:36:20,935 --> 00:36:23,815
Desperate altogether.
Ach, sure there's nothing worse.
680
00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,495
I remember one...
OK!
681
00:36:25,495 --> 00:36:29,095
We're going to play a game.
682
00:36:29,095 --> 00:36:31,335
You can only speak
if you're holding this.
683
00:36:31,335 --> 00:36:33,255
Fair enough, Gerry.
684
00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:35,855
Must get a bit lonely for you,
685
00:36:35,855 --> 00:36:37,895
rattling round that big house
on your own.
686
00:36:37,895 --> 00:36:40,495
I live in a two-bedroom terrace,
Gerry.
687
00:36:40,495 --> 00:36:43,295
Oh, sorry.
I live in a two-bedroom...
688
00:36:43,295 --> 00:36:47,975
Two bedrooms
is still one bedroom too many.
689
00:36:47,975 --> 00:36:51,055
But what if Eammon
came and stayed with you for a bit?
690
00:36:51,055 --> 00:36:52,815
I don't know, Gerry.
Why not?
691
00:36:52,815 --> 00:36:55,295
Sure, you'd be company
for each other.
692
00:36:55,295 --> 00:36:56,855
The thing is...
693
00:36:56,855 --> 00:36:58,375
Now, how do I put this?
694
00:36:58,375 --> 00:37:00,335
I'm trying to find the right word.
What?
695
00:37:00,335 --> 00:37:02,855
You don't have the breadstick,
Gerry. Feck the breadstick.
696
00:37:02,855 --> 00:37:08,655
What is it? Well,
I find Eammon a bit...
697
00:37:08,655 --> 00:37:12,530
..boring, to be honest.
698
00:37:14,575 --> 00:37:16,325
I see.
699
00:37:24,935 --> 00:37:27,295
I'm glad
Jenny's party was so cracker.
700
00:37:27,295 --> 00:37:28,775
What?
701
00:37:28,775 --> 00:37:30,735
I mean, she had everything,
702
00:37:30,735 --> 00:37:35,735
a magician, firework display,
karaoke machine,
703
00:37:35,735 --> 00:37:38,655
Riverdance, wee horse...
Yeah, OK, Orla.
704
00:37:38,655 --> 00:37:42,375
And all it did was make me realise
705
00:37:42,375 --> 00:37:45,935
I'd still rather just be standing
here on the walls with you guys.
706
00:37:45,935 --> 00:37:47,810
Orla...
707
00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:52,360
At last!
Oh!
708
00:37:52,775 --> 00:37:55,535
All right, Mary Poppins?
I've had a shocker, girls!
709
00:37:55,535 --> 00:37:57,415
Clare, what happened?
710
00:37:57,415 --> 00:37:59,775
I lost my timetable,
the bus broke down,
711
00:37:59,775 --> 00:38:02,175
fan belt snapped. All these old
women were taking their tights off
712
00:38:02,175 --> 00:38:04,135
and handing them to the driver,
and he was like,
713
00:38:04,135 --> 00:38:06,495
"This isn't a film,
I'm not a mechanic."
714
00:38:06,495 --> 00:38:07,775
Then I finally
get to the parish hall
715
00:38:07,775 --> 00:38:09,975
and I get cornered by your
Uncle Colm. Christ.
716
00:38:09,975 --> 00:38:11,095
I managed to free myself,
717
00:38:11,095 --> 00:38:13,455
then some wain told me
you went to Jenny Joyce's house,
718
00:38:13,455 --> 00:38:15,815
and when I got there,
the weirdest thing happened...
719
00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:17,175
MUSIC: Sound Of Da Police
by KRS One
720
00:38:17,175 --> 00:38:20,375
Well, I'm looking for you lot when
I bump into Jenny, who tells me...
721
00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:23,655
Oh, no, they all left, I think.
722
00:38:23,655 --> 00:38:26,215
It was probably
a bit upsetting for Erin,
723
00:38:26,215 --> 00:38:29,815
realising the entire year
chose my party instead of hers.
724
00:38:29,815 --> 00:38:31,495
I did try and warn her.
725
00:38:31,495 --> 00:38:32,975
And I thought to myself,
726
00:38:32,975 --> 00:38:36,575
wouldn't it be a pity
if there was a blackout?
727
00:38:36,575 --> 00:38:38,935
Blackout?!
So I said to Jenny,
728
00:38:38,935 --> 00:38:42,375
"Either the party's over,
or we relocate it."
729
00:38:42,375 --> 00:38:44,575
Jesus, Clare,
where the hell is this gaff?
730
00:38:44,575 --> 00:38:46,095
Oh, my God!
731
00:38:46,095 --> 00:38:48,575
Looks like your party's gonna be
the biggest night of the year
732
00:38:48,575 --> 00:38:51,655
after all, girls!
Clare, you little lesbian legend!
733
00:38:51,655 --> 00:38:55,415
Let's go, motherfuckerrr!
734
00:38:55,415 --> 00:38:57,415
CHEERING
735
00:38:58,655 --> 00:39:03,135
# Left a good job in the city
736
00:39:03,135 --> 00:39:08,375
# Working for the man
Every night and day
737
00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:12,775
# And I never lost
One minute sleeping
738
00:39:12,775 --> 00:39:17,015
# I was worrying 'bout the way
things might have been... #
739
00:39:17,015 --> 00:39:18,775
What's with all the tiny brides?
740
00:39:18,775 --> 00:39:22,775
# Big wheel keep on turning
741
00:39:22,775 --> 00:39:27,095
# Proud Mary keep on burning.
742
00:39:27,095 --> 00:39:29,935
# And we're rolling...
743
00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:32,060
# Rolling
744
00:39:32,535 --> 00:39:33,655
# Rolling on the river.
745
00:39:33,655 --> 00:39:36,415
All right, love.
746
00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:38,655
Did you get your head
around this referendum thing yet?
747
00:39:38,655 --> 00:39:40,415
I did, aye.
748
00:39:40,415 --> 00:39:41,615
And what do you think?
749
00:39:41,615 --> 00:39:42,935
Hm.
750
00:39:42,935 --> 00:39:44,935
Oh, it doesn't matter what I think.
751
00:39:44,935 --> 00:39:47,815
Sure, I'm an old man.
752
00:39:47,815 --> 00:39:51,495
It's what you think
that's important. People died.
753
00:39:51,495 --> 00:39:54,055
Innocent people died, Granda.
754
00:39:54,055 --> 00:39:58,455
They were someone's mother,
father, daughter, son.
755
00:39:58,455 --> 00:40:02,015
Nothing can ever make that OK.
756
00:40:02,015 --> 00:40:05,575
And the people who took those lives,
they're just gonna walk free.
757
00:40:05,575 --> 00:40:09,095
What if we do it,
and it was all for nothing?
758
00:40:09,095 --> 00:40:11,295
What if we vote yes,
and it doesn't even work?
759
00:40:11,295 --> 00:40:13,575
And what if it does?
760
00:40:13,575 --> 00:40:15,855
What if no-one else has to die?
761
00:40:15,855 --> 00:40:18,935
What if all this becomes a...
762
00:40:18,935 --> 00:40:24,935
..a ghost story
you'll tell your wains one day?
763
00:40:24,935 --> 00:40:26,435
Hmm?
764
00:40:26,575 --> 00:40:31,815
A ghost story
they'll hardly believe.
765
00:40:31,815 --> 00:40:32,855
# Ahh!
766
00:40:32,855 --> 00:40:35,230
Oooh-wahey!
767
00:40:38,415 --> 00:40:42,290
You're all right, love.
768
00:40:43,415 --> 00:40:46,975
# Left a good job in the city!
769
00:40:46,975 --> 00:40:49,855
# Working for the man
Every night and day
770
00:40:49,855 --> 00:40:52,535
# And I never lost
One minute sleeping
771
00:40:52,535 --> 00:40:55,695
# Worrying 'bout the way
things might have been
772
00:40:55,695 --> 00:40:58,255
# Big wheel keep on turning
Turning!
773
00:40:58,255 --> 00:41:00,895
# Proud Mary keep on burning
Burning!
774
00:41:00,895 --> 00:41:02,615
# And we're rolling
775
00:41:02,615 --> 00:41:04,135
# Rolling
776
00:41:04,135 --> 00:41:07,375
# Rolling on the river
777
00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:09,855
# Rolling...
Rolling..
778
00:41:09,855 --> 00:41:13,255
# Rolling on the river
779
00:41:13,255 --> 00:41:20,380
# Do-ah, do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do, hey!
780
00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:25,605
# All right! #
781
00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:29,415
KNOCKING
782
00:41:29,415 --> 00:41:31,415
Go away.
783
00:41:32,415 --> 00:41:37,665
Oh... You're taking the piss, now.
784
00:41:37,775 --> 00:41:39,615
Sister,
you missed the first communion.
785
00:41:39,615 --> 00:41:42,490
I'm devastated.
786
00:41:51,615 --> 00:41:55,240
Everything all right?
787
00:41:57,295 --> 00:41:59,175
The Bishop rang.
788
00:41:59,175 --> 00:42:01,175
I see...
789
00:42:01,735 --> 00:42:04,975
I decided to take your advice.
790
00:42:04,975 --> 00:42:06,775
No point fighting it.
791
00:42:06,775 --> 00:42:08,525
Right.
792
00:42:12,055 --> 00:42:13,935
Then I had a whiskey
793
00:42:13,935 --> 00:42:17,810
and a word with myself.
794
00:42:17,975 --> 00:42:20,975
I rang him back.
795
00:42:21,415 --> 00:42:23,215
You rang him back?
796
00:42:23,215 --> 00:42:27,815
Told him...
I make a difference here.
797
00:42:27,815 --> 00:42:30,255
The girls know that.
798
00:42:30,255 --> 00:42:34,015
The parents know that.
I'm not ready to leave.
799
00:42:34,015 --> 00:42:36,655
Try and force me to and there'll be
an awful fuss, I said.
800
00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:38,935
I'll make sure of it, I said.
801
00:42:38,935 --> 00:42:40,415
And what did he say?
802
00:42:40,415 --> 00:42:42,540
Not much.
803
00:42:58,015 --> 00:43:00,735
He didn't say much.
804
00:43:00,735 --> 00:43:03,855
BOTH CHUCKLE WRYLY
805
00:43:03,855 --> 00:43:05,855
Slainte.
806
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:10,495
Well, the day has finally arrived.
807
00:43:10,495 --> 00:43:13,375
Polling stations across
the country will open shortly,
808
00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:18,095
and the Good Friday Agreement
will be put to the people.
809
00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:23,220
MUSIC: Dreams
by The Cranberries
810
00:43:25,255 --> 00:43:27,775
So...we're all 18 now.
811
00:43:27,775 --> 00:43:30,055
We're all officially adults.
812
00:43:30,055 --> 00:43:31,695
So tell me, Erin,
813
00:43:31,695 --> 00:43:34,215
how does that make you feel?
814
00:43:34,215 --> 00:43:35,535
Good.
815
00:43:35,535 --> 00:43:36,895
Very profound.
816
00:43:36,895 --> 00:43:38,495
No, shut up.
817
00:43:38,495 --> 00:43:41,175
No, it's good.
It's exciting.
818
00:43:41,175 --> 00:43:42,800
Yeah?
819
00:43:44,175 --> 00:43:45,800
Yeah.
820
00:43:46,135 --> 00:43:49,935
And maybe a wee bit scary too,
you know.
821
00:43:49,935 --> 00:43:55,895
There's a part of me that wishes
everything could just stay the same.
822
00:43:55,895 --> 00:43:59,215
That we could all
just stay like this forever.
823
00:43:59,215 --> 00:44:07,215
There's a part of me
that doesn't really want to grow up.
824
00:44:10,895 --> 00:44:13,695
I'm not sure I'm ready for it.
825
00:44:13,695 --> 00:44:18,295
I'm not sure
I'm ready for the world.
826
00:44:18,295 --> 00:44:20,495
Crime is crime is crime.
827
00:44:20,495 --> 00:44:23,575
It is not political,
it is crime.
828
00:44:23,575 --> 00:44:25,615
But things can't say the same,
829
00:44:25,615 --> 00:44:28,975
and they shouldn't.
830
00:44:28,975 --> 00:44:32,055
I think a real and historic
opportunity now exists
831
00:44:32,055 --> 00:44:35,135
to take the gun
out of Irish politics forever.
832
00:44:35,135 --> 00:44:38,975
No matter how scary it is,
we have to move on,
833
00:44:38,975 --> 00:44:42,455
and we have to grow up,
because things...
834
00:44:42,455 --> 00:44:49,080
well, they might just change for
the better.
835
00:45:13,975 --> 00:45:16,855
So we have to be brave.
836
00:45:16,855 --> 00:45:22,335
What happened on Bloody Sunday was
both unjustified and unjustifiable.
837
00:45:22,335 --> 00:45:25,775
On behalf of the Government,
indeed, on behalf of our country,
838
00:45:25,775 --> 00:45:27,295
I am deeply sorry.
839
00:45:27,295 --> 00:45:29,295
CHEERING
840
00:45:30,375 --> 00:45:34,335
My name is Neil Young,
brother of John,
841
00:45:34,335 --> 00:45:37,375
who was murdered on
Bloody Sunday,
842
00:45:37,375 --> 00:45:40,415
and has now been vindicated
as innocent!
843
00:45:40,415 --> 00:45:44,040
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
844
00:45:44,895 --> 00:45:48,495
And if our dreams
get broken along the way...
845
00:45:48,495 --> 00:45:54,995
..we have to make new ones from
the pieces.
846
00:45:58,295 --> 00:46:00,575
You should write that down.
847
00:46:00,575 --> 00:46:04,950
Well, maybe I will someday.
848
00:46:44,095 --> 00:46:46,845
Yes... 7I.I2%.
849
00:46:48,135 --> 00:46:50,135
CHEERING
850
00:46:50,775 --> 00:46:54,175
A record-breaking turnout,
an overwhelming majority.
851
00:46:54,175 --> 00:46:56,535
The people of Northern Ireland
have spoken.
852
00:46:56,535 --> 00:47:04,535
The country has just taken
its first step into the future.
853
00:47:21,535 --> 00:47:26,285
HORNS BEEPING
TRAFFIC RUMBLES
854
00:47:32,135 --> 00:47:34,385
BELL RINGS
855
00:47:36,055 --> 00:47:37,415
Morning, ma'am.
Morning.
856
00:47:37,415 --> 00:47:39,935
Sorry to disturb you,
but we've discovered some old mail.
857
00:47:39,935 --> 00:47:42,775
It was intercepted en route
to The White House back in the '90s,
858
00:47:42,775 --> 00:47:45,295
then somehow lost its way, but...
This was addressed to you.
859
00:47:45,295 --> 00:47:48,545
Thank you so much!
860
00:47:54,175 --> 00:47:55,375
Dear Chelsea,
861
00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:58,895
our names are Erin, Orla, Clare,
Michelle, and James,
862
00:47:58,895 --> 00:48:02,535
and we come from
a place called Derry.
863
00:48:02,535 --> 00:48:06,215
We understand you will soon be
travelling here with your ma and da,
864
00:48:06,215 --> 00:48:08,175
and if they're anything like our
parents,
865
00:48:08,175 --> 00:48:10,535
well, you'll be
bored out of your tree.
866
00:48:10,535 --> 00:48:12,935
We thought
you might like to hang out with us.
867
00:48:12,935 --> 00:48:15,335
We were also thinking
it must be pretty difficult
868
00:48:15,335 --> 00:48:17,215
for a girl like yourself
to meet boys.
869
00:48:17,215 --> 00:48:19,015
Being the president's daughter
870
00:48:19,015 --> 00:48:21,375
would intimidate a lot of fellas,
we imagine,
871
00:48:21,375 --> 00:48:23,775
so if you want to practice
any moves on James, feel free.
872
00:48:23,775 --> 00:48:26,650
He's all yours.
873
00:48:26,735 --> 00:48:29,095
Anyway, let us know,
and have a safe flight.
874
00:48:29,095 --> 00:48:32,015
Erin, Orla, Clare, Michelle
and James.
875
00:48:32,015 --> 00:48:33,015
PS, we think your hair
is absolutely cracker.