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[♪♪]

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GOOD, EVERYBODY.

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HOLD PLANK.

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GOOD.
BELLY TOWARDS YOUR SPINE,

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AND NOW
WE'RE GOING TO LOWER DOWN

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AND COME UP INTO
WHAT I LIKE TO CALL...

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[HISSING] SNAKE.

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[HISSING PLAYFULLY]

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"SSSS!"

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AND THEN,

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THERE'S THIS GREAT YOGA WORD
FOR THIS POSE,

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AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT IS,

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BUT IT KIND OF SOUNDS
LIKE A SNEEZE,

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IT'S LIKE, "AH...SNASANASA!"

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AN-NA-NA-NA-NA.

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"ANJANEYASANA."

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"ANJANEYASANA!"

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THANK YOU, MRS. KLEMMER.

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AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE

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YOU KEEP YOUR KNEE
OVER YOUR ANKLE

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SO YOU DON'T DAMAGE
YOUR PATELLA.

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OH.

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YEAH.

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DO YOU WANT TO COME UP
AND SHOW US?

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OKAY.

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GREAT. THANK YOU.

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ALL RIGHT.

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KNEE OVER THE ANKLE,

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ARMS UP IN THE AIR.

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ANJANEYASANA.

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WARRIOR TWO.

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[WHISPERING]
MRS. KLEMMER...

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[WHISPERING]
YEAH?

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YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT THIS.

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DO YOU WANT TO
TAKE OVER THE CLASS?

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OH. SURE,
OF COURSE.

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REALLY?

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THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

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OKAY.

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I'M GOING TO GO.

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OKAY. BYE.

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I'M JUST GOING
TO GET MY BAG.

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THANK YOU.

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OH.

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I'M SORRY, JIMMY.

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I DON'T THINK
I'M VERY GOOD AT THIS.

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IT HAPPENS.

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NOW THAT YOU'RE FREE,

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I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE
WE COULD GO OUT SOMETIME.

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OH.

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I DON'T DATE MY BOSSES.

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GREAT, BECAUSE
I'M NOT YOUR BOSS ANYMORE.

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OR MY EX-BOSS.

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LET ME TAKE
YOUR ARM.

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OH, WHAT
A GENTLEMAN.

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THANK YOU.

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SO, WHAT ARE WE
DOING TONIGHT?

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TONIGHT, IT'S DINNER
AT A ROMANTIC LITTLE SPOT

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OFF THE BEATEN TRACK

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WITH THE BEST FOOD
IN THE CITY.

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THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

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YEAH, THEN TOMORROW,

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I WAS THINKING
BREAKFAST IN THE COUNTRY

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WITH MY MOTHER.

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SHE'S VERY EXCITED
TO MEET YOU.

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ARE YOU A SIZE 2?

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BECAUSE IF YOU ARE,

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HER WEDDING DRESS
WOULD BE A PERFECT FIT.

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UM... MIKE?

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UH... YOU KNOW WHAT,

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SUDDENLY,
I'M NOT THAT HUNGRY.

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UM, MAYBE WE CAN
TAKE A RAIN CHECK?

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SURE.

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YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.

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UH... IT'S SUPPOSED TO RAIN
NEXT WEEK.

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YOU'RE BACK ALREADY?

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TWO MINUTES.

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THAT IS A RECORD EVEN FOR YOU.

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I MAY NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT,
BUT I KNOW WHAT I DON'T WANT.

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[TIRES SQUEALING OUTSIDE]

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WHAT WAS THAT?

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THAT WAS THE SOUND

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OF THE LAST TIME
I LET YOU FIX ME UP.

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HIS EX SAID HE WAS A CATCH.

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MAYBE THERE'S A REASON
SHE'S HIS EX.

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OR MAYBE THERE'S A REASON
YOU DON'T GIVE ANYONE,

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OR ANYTHING, A CHANCE.

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I GIVE EVERYTHING A CHANCE.

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REALLY?

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HOW WAS THE JOB
AT THE DENTAL OFFICE?

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-NOT--
-FOR YOU.

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I DON'T LIKE TEETH.

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YOU KNOW WHO THAT SOUNDS LIKE?

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DON'T SAY "MOM".

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DID YOU READ HER LAST POSTCARD?

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SHE'S IN MAINE,

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ON A HIKING TRIP.

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OH, YOU'RE TWO WEEKS BEHIND.

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I JUST SAW
ON HER FACEBOOK PAGE

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THAT SHE MET
A BUNCH OF TOURISTS,

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AND SHE'S JOINING THEM
FOR A CRUISE--

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EXACTLY.

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SHE CAN'T EVEN
COMMIT TO A HIKE.

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WELL, I CAN COMMIT.

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I JUST...

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I HAVEN'T FOUND THE THING
I'M REALLY GOOD AT YET.

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[KIDS SCREAMING PLAYFULLY]

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ROB! STEVE!

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DINNER'S READY, OKAY?

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HEY, NO,
IT'S MY SWORD!

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[SIGHING]
THE DRAGON AGAIN.

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[BOYS ARGUING]

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I GOT THIS.

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THANKS, POPPY.

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[POPPY]: HEY, GUYS.
WHAT'S GOING ON?

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BUT AUNT POPPY,

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STEVE WON'T
GIVE ME HIS SWORD.

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IT'S NOT MY FAULT
YOU BROKE YOURS.

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DO YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?

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HEAR WHAT?

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IT'S THE DRAGON BREATHING.

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AND WHILE YOU TWO

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FIGHT OVER THAT SWORD,

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HE'S GETTING CLOSER.

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NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT'S
MORE IMPORTANT THAN A SWORD

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WHEN YOU'RE DEFENDING YOURSELF
AGAINST A ROGUE DRAGON?

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[BOYS]: NO.

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A FIREPROOF SHIELD.

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THROW ME THAT PILLOW.

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[FOIL WRAP CRINKLING]

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NOW, WHEN THAT DRAGON
BREATHES ON YOU,

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YOU ARE TOAST.

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YOU'RE WORSE THAN TOAST,
YOU'RE BURNT TOAST.

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NOW GO...

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DEFEAT THE DRAGON.

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BOTH OF YOU.

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TAKE THAT.
IN YOUR FACE, DRAGON.

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TAKE THAT, DRAGON!
YOU'LL NEVER GET US!

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WELL, YOU DO KNOW I'M NEVER
GETTING THAT PILLOW BACK, RIGHT?

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SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR SAVING
THE KINGDOM FROM RUIN.

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[BOY]: WE DID IT!

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WE GOT HIM!

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YEAH!

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THAT'S AWESOME.

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THIS...

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IS SOMETHING
YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT.

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[BOY]: THIS BROCCOLI
IS REALLY GOOD, MOM.

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MM-MM.

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[♪♪]

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HELLO?
[RINGS DOORBELL]

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...LOOK, WE'RE GETTING
5,000 DOWNLOADS A DAY,

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AND IF WE CAN LAND THIS,

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THAT NUMBER DOUBLES.

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YEAH, I KNOW.

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I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

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WELL, I DON'T THINK
IT'S THAT COMPLICATED,

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WE JUST--
WE JUST TELL THEM WHO WE ARE.

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YOU KNOW, WE'RE A YOUNG,
PROVEN COMPANY,

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WE'VE GOT APPS THAT WORK,

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AND THIS ONE HAS
A GREAT INTERFACE,

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IT'S SIMPLE.

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EXACTLY.

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YEAH, AND I JUST THINK

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WE SHARE, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, THE COMMENTS,

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YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT--

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HERE I'VE GOT 'EM
RIGHT HERE.

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I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK.

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OH, SURE, YUP.

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CAN I HELP YOU?

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OH!
I'M POPPY SUMMERALL.

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TEMPORARILY FOR YOU.

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I MADE A BUSINESS CARD
AND EVERYTHING.

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YES.

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YOU'RE MEGAN'S SISTER.

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AND YOU'RE RYAN LARSON.

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YEAH, COME ON IN.

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THANK YOU!

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ANY TROUBLE
FINDING THE PLACE?

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NO, I JUST LOOKED FOR
THE ONLY HOUSE ON THE BLOCK

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WITHOUT
HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS.

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YEAH. YEAH, UH...

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HALLOWEEN WAS KIND OF
MY WIFE'S THING.

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OH. I'M SORRY.

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I DIDN'T MEAN TO...

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NO, NO, NO,

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IT'S OKAY.

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IT'S BEEN ALMOST FOUR YEARS NOW.

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ANYWAY, THANK YOU
FOR COMING.

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MY COMPANY IS EXPANDING
ONE OF OUR APPS,

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SO IT'S...
IT'S CRUNCH TIME.

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I CAN CRUNCH.

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GREAT.

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GREAT, WELL,
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU.

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OKAY.

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HEY, GUYS!

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COME AND MEET POPPY.

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DO WE HAVE TO?

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SHE'S YOUR
NEW NANNY, SO YES.

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BUT WE DON'T WANT
A NEW NANNY.

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TELL THEM
I'M A MERMAID.

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SHE'S A MERMAID!

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[FOOTSTEPS ABOVE]

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HI.

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I TOLD YOU SHE'S NOT
A REAL MERMAID.

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-THAT'S ZOE.
-HI, ZOE.

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HELLO.

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AND THAT BOY HIDING
BEHIND HIS BIG SISTER IS ZACH.

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HELLO, ZACH.

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YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT
A BIG SISTER, TOO.

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HER KIDS
GO TO YOUR SCHOOL.

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[CHUCKLES] SORRY.

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THEY'LL WARM
RIGHT UP TO YOU.

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THAT'S OKAY.

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THEY MUST HAVE REALLY LIKED
THEIR LAST NANNY.

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OH, THAT'S... A LONG STORY.
[TEXT MESSAGE BUZZES]

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I'M ON MY WAY.

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OKAY, ARE WE GOOD TO GO?

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YEAH, ALL NANNIED UP.

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GREAT.

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I DON'T USUALLY WORK SUNDAYS,

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BUT THIS IS A CRAZY WEEK, SO...

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UM, EMERGENCY NUMBERS
ARE ON THE FRIDGE.

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HERE ARE THESE,

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AND, UM...

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THANKS.

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...THE SECRET
PASSWORD

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IS "PUMPKINHEAD."

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FOR NOW.

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GOT IT.

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ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD ONE.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

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YEAH, YOU TOO.

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THANKS.

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HELLO.

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THIS IS.

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[SIGHS]

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[KNOCKS]
YOU GUYS IN THERE?

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[ZOE]: NO!
[ZACH]: YES!

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[ZACH]: OW!
UH, I MEAN, NO.

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CAN I COME IN?

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[ZOE]: WHAT'S
THE PASSWORD?

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PASSWORD.

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-[ZOE]: NOT EVEN CLOSE.
-FLIBBITY-JIBBIT.

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BINGO-BONGO.

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NO!

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I DON'T...

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[SIGHS]

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PUMPKINHEAD?

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MY DAD TOLD YOU.

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MAYBE.

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OR MAYBE MERMAIDS
CAN READ MINDS.

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WHAT AM I THINKING?

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HMM...

255
00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:16,250
YOU'RE THINKING
"WHAT AM I THINKING?"

256
00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:19,417
YOU GUYS WANNA GO
HAVE SOME FUN?

257
00:09:41,583 --> 00:09:44,250
THAT'S GOT TO BE
A NEW INBOX RECORD.

258
00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:51,875
[POPPY]: NOW, THIS
IS A HARVEST FESTIVAL.

259
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,041
IF YOU'RE A MERMAID,
THEN WHERE'S YOUR TAIL?

260
00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:56,041
IT ONLY COMES OUT
IN THE OCEAN.

261
00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:58,792
WHAT DO YOU EAT?

262
00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:01,166
SEAWEED AND ALGAE.

263
00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,208
YOU DON'T EAT FISH?

264
00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:04,208
NO, FISH
ARE MY FRIENDS.

265
00:10:04,291 --> 00:10:06,667
DO YOU SPEAK FISH?

266
00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:07,792
FLUENTLY.

267
00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,125
BUT MY FRENCH
IS BETTER.

268
00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:12,208
CORN ON THE COB.

269
00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:13,542
DO YOU KNOW HOW
TO PICK OUT CORN?

270
00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:15,500
SO GET THE ONES

271
00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:17,208
THAT ARE, LIKE, KIND OF
YELLOW UNDERNEATH.

272
00:10:17,291 --> 00:10:19,917
THOSE ARE
THE GOOD ONES.

273
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,250
WHAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE FOOD?

274
00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,542
HOW MANY MARSHMALLOWS
CAN YOU FIT IN YOUR MOUTH

275
00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:23,625
AT ONE TIME?

276
00:10:23,709 --> 00:10:24,583
WHAT'S THE SCARIEST
ROLLER COASTER

277
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:25,625
YOU'VE EVER BEEN ON?

278
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:26,625
AND CAN GHOSTS SWIM?

279
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,291
ANYTHING WITH MUSTARD.

280
00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:30,458
NINE.

281
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,458
DROP OF DOOM.

282
00:10:31,542 --> 00:10:33,625
ONLY FISH GHOSTS.

283
00:10:33,709 --> 00:10:35,917
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
WITH ALL THIS CORN?

284
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,250
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE CORN BREAD.

285
00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,417
YEAH, WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO WITH THAT?

286
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,834
WE'RE GOING TO EAT IT.

287
00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:43,333
ALONG WITH THE CHILI
WE'RE GONNA MAKE FOR DINNER.

288
00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:44,917
DOES YOUR DAD LIKE CHILI?

289
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,625
HE EATS AT WORK.

290
00:10:46,709 --> 00:10:48,375
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE WITH US.

291
00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:50,125
SO HE DOESN'T
HAVE TO BE.

292
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:52,417
I'M BET HE WISHES
HE WAS HERE.

293
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,583
I HATE CORN BREAD.

294
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,333
-MORE FOR ME!
-AND ME!

295
00:10:56,709 --> 00:10:58,917
SPIDER! SPIDER!

296
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,166
OH...

297
00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,291
SPIDER!

298
00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:02,375
LET'S GO.

299
00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:03,542
ZACH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
COME BACK.

300
00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:04,500
ZACH!

301
00:11:14,291 --> 00:11:15,291
SO, I THINK THAT

302
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,000
SPIDERS MIGHT LIKE
CORN ON THE COB

303
00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,125
AS MUCH AS PEOPLE DO.

304
00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:22,125
SORRY, BUDDY.

305
00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:25,458
OKAY, I'M GOING TO BE
RIGHT OVER THERE

306
00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:27,208
IF YOU NEED ME, OKAY?

307
00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:28,166
RIGHT THERE.

308
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,625
HEY, ZOE.

309
00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:37,875
LET ME GUESS,

310
00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:39,417
HE'S NOT
TALKING TO YOU?

311
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,458
NO.

312
00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:41,709
THAT'S OKAY.

313
00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:43,333
TALKING'S OVERRATED.

314
00:11:43,417 --> 00:11:44,417
I'M GONNA TALK
TO THESE GUYS.

315
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,875
HEY, NANNY!

316
00:11:45,959 --> 00:11:47,625
HI! I'M A NANNY, TOO.

317
00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:49,500
I KNOW WHY THEY
CALL IT A NANNY GOAT.

318
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,792
WHY?

319
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:53,417
BECAUSE NANNIES COME IN
AND TRY TO TAKE OVER.

320
00:11:55,417 --> 00:11:56,375
[GASPS]

321
00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:57,333
MY FAVORITE SWEATER!

322
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,583
OH, NO.

323
00:11:58,667 --> 00:11:59,500
OKAY, UM, UM...

324
00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:00,583
OFF!

325
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:01,875
ROLL OVER! SPIT!

326
00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:02,875
UH, HEEL!

327
00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:03,917
[WHIMPERS]

328
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,250
UM, UH... OH.

329
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,583
THIS IS
ALL YOUR FAULT!

330
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:09,875
I WANT TO GO HOME!

331
00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:12,542
ME TOO.

332
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:16,000
ME THREE.

333
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,417
[SIGHS]

334
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:34,625
SLEEP WELL.

335
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:37,792
YOU WOKE ME.

336
00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:41,208
[WHISPERS AWKWARDLY]
AWESOME.

337
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:45,709
[♪♪]

338
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:07,792
[TOY CLATTERS UNDERFOOT]

339
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,166
DON'T WORRY, IT'S JUST
A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD.

340
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:15,500
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]

341
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:16,542
[LAUGHS] I'M KIDDING.

342
00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:17,667
IT'S JUICE.

343
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,125
SO, THINGS WENT WELL, THEN?

344
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,834
COMPLETELY PAINLESS.

345
00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:21,834
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE RUG.

346
00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:22,917
PLEASE.

347
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,458
THE KIDS ASLEEP?

348
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:25,834
ONE IS.

349
00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:27,750
THE OTHER'S FAKING.

350
00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:29,625
I TOOK THEM
TO THE HARVEST FESTIVAL,

351
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,625
WHERE ZACH HAD AN UNFORTUNATE
ARACHNID INCIDENT,

352
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:34,458
AND ZOE'S FAVORITE SWEATER

353
00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:36,375
IS CURRENTLY BEING DIGESTED
BY A GOAT.

354
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:38,083
OH.

355
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:39,291
THEY ARE WONDERFUL KIDS.

356
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:40,917
OH, NO...

357
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,333
FUNNY, AND UNIQUE,
AND ENGAGING...

358
00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:43,583
[GROANING]

359
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:44,750
YOU'RE QUITTING?

360
00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:46,667
I JUST DON'T THINK
THIS IS FOR ME.

361
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:47,667
IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY.

362
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:48,917
IS THAT ALL?

363
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,250
OKAY, A LONG DAY.

364
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,792
BUT, YOU KNOW...

365
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:54,834
THE TRUTH IS,
I'M NOT ACTUALLY A NANNY.

366
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:55,875
I KNOW.

367
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:57,000
I'VE NEVER
DONE THIS BEFORE,

368
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,667
EXCEPT FOR WITH
MY SISTER'S KIDS,

369
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,750
AND THEY HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME
BECAUSE WE'RE RELATED.

370
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:02,250
WAIT, WHAT?

371
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,542
YOUR SISTER TOLD ME
ON THE PHONE THE OTHER DAY.

372
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,375
AND YOU STILL HIRED ME?

373
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:07,959
YOU MUST BE
REALLY DESPERATE.

374
00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:09,291
NO, IT'S JUST...

375
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:12,834
PLEASE, CAN YOU JUST HANG ON
A COUPLE MORE WEEKS?

376
00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:13,792
WHAT DAY IS TODAY?

377
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:14,875
STILL SUNDAY.

378
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:16,333
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

379
00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:17,709
LOOK, I GET IT.

380
00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:20,041
KIDS ARE A HUGE COMMITMENT,

381
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:23,875
EVEN WHEN
THEY'RE NOT YOURS.

382
00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:25,000
[♪♪]

383
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,667
[SIGHS HEAVILY]

384
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:30,458
I CAN COMMIT.

385
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,500
I CAN COMMIT.

386
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,458
TILL THE END OF THE MONTH.

387
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,333
WHAT ABOUT...

388
00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:39,417
NEXT MONTH?

389
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,542
THANKSGIVING?

390
00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:41,583
THIS MONTH.
HALLOWEEN.

391
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:42,667
PERFECT. DEAL.

392
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,417
GREAT. THANK YOU.

393
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,667
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

394
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:46,709
OKAY.

395
00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:52,041
SAY, DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD DO, LIKE, 6:00 A.M.?

396
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,792
UH, DON'T PUSH IT.

397
00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:54,834
BUT I'M COMMITTING.

398
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,041
COMMITTING.

399
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,291
HELLO, SISTER.

400
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,250
HOW DID IT GO?

401
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,166
DON'T ASK.

402
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,083
JUST TELL ME
YOU DIDN'T QUIT ALREADY.

403
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,417
I DIDN'T QUIT.

404
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,875
BUT YOU'RE GOING TO.

405
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,709
I TOLD HIM I WOULD STAY
TILL HALLOWEEN.

406
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:29,709
HE'S A GOOD GUY.

407
00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:31,208
HE'S A WORKAHOLIC.

408
00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:32,375
AND HE'S CUTE.

409
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:33,792
HE'S MY BOSS.

410
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:35,208
TEMPORARILY.

411
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:36,750
COME ON,

412
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:37,875
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY

413
00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:39,291
THROUGH MY SINGLE SISTER'S
DATING LIFE

414
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,083
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DATING LIFE?

415
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,375
SO, WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO ABOUT THE FACT

416
00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:48,458
THAT RYAN'S KIDS
DON'T WANT ME THERE?

417
00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:51,041
JUST BE YOU.

418
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,875
[SIGHS]

419
00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:57,000
[ZOE]:
ZACH, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

420
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,000
[ZACH]: YES, YOU DID.

421
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:58,959
[ZOE]: NO, I DIDN'T.

422
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,500
[ZACH]: DAD!

423
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:02,834
WHAT'S THE MATTER, BUDDY?
CAN'T SLEEP?

424
00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:05,959
ZOE PUT A SPIDER IN MY BED.

425
00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,417
HEY, THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
I SAID, "WHAT IF I DID?"

426
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,667
YOU SAID YOU'D
PUT IT IN MY BED.

427
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,375
[ZOE]: NO, I SAID,
"MAYBE I MIGHT."

428
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:14,083
GUYS, COME ON.
COME ON.

429
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:15,083
COME UP HERE.

430
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:23,583
OKAY, THERE ARE
ABSOLUTELY NO SPIDERS.

431
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,834
MRS. BROWER SAID

432
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,208
WE ALL EAT EIGHT SPIDERS
IN OUR SLEEP EVERY YEAR.

433
00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:28,834
I DON'T WANT TO
EAT A SPIDER!

434
00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:30,458
I DON'T WANT TO EAT
EIGHT SPIDERS.

435
00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:32,083
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED.

436
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:33,291
I'M SORRY, DAD,

437
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,458
I'M JUST SAYING WHAT I HEARD.

438
00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:36,458
IT'S A FACT.

439
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:37,458
THANK YOU.

440
00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:38,458
GO TO BED.

441
00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:39,750
[SIGHS TESTILY]

442
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:09,000
...IF YOU CAN
RENDER IT IN TIME.

443
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,959
IS IT A BIG FILE?

444
00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:14,375
YEAH, THAT'S
A BIG FILE.

445
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:16,500
WELL, I DON'T WANT TO
SLOW THE SITE DOWN.

446
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,750
ALL RIGHT.

447
00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:21,333
ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU KNOW,
SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO,

448
00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:22,625
AND GET BACK TO ME.

449
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,208
HEY, AND TELL HAGASHIMOTO
HOW EXCITED WE ARE.

450
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:26,333
I GOTTA RUN.

451
00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:28,333
MY... MY BREAKFAST
MEETING'S HERE.

452
00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:29,792
YEAH. BYE.

453
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,417
BREAKFAST MEETING, HUH?

454
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,750
HUH, I WASN'T SURE
YOU WERE GONNA MAKE IT.

455
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:36,792
"TEMPORARILY FOR YOU."

456
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,041
PLUS, I SAID I WOULD.

457
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,250
COFFEE?

458
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:40,375
SURE. CREAM,
TWO SUGARS.

459
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:41,458
ALL RIGHT.

460
00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:42,583
HOPE YOUR COFFEE-MAKING

461
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,250
IS BETTER THAN
YOUR SANDWICH-MAKING?

462
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,458
YOU REALLY KNOW HOW
TO BUTCHER A PB&J.

463
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:47,667
YOU SHOULD SEE
MY GRILLED CHEESE.

464
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:48,917
OOH, I THINK I PEELED
ONE OF THOSE

465
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,083
OFF MY SHOE
LAST NIGHT.

466
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:51,125
YEAH.

467
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,125
THERE YOU GO.

468
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,125
THANK YOU.

469
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:54,834
YEAH.

470
00:17:54,917 --> 00:17:56,750
[SIGHS WEARILY]

471
00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:58,083
ROUGH NIGHT?

472
00:17:58,166 --> 00:18:00,959
UH... CROWDED NIGHT.

473
00:18:01,041 --> 00:18:02,125
BOTH KIDS ENDED UP
SLEEPING IN MY BED.

474
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:05,125
IMPROMPTU SLUMBER PARTY,
LOVE IT.

475
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:06,917
MORE LIKE NIGHTMARE PATROL.

476
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,917
SPIDERS.

477
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,083
MY FAULT.

478
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,458
NO, IT'S STANDARD
OPERATING PROCEDURE.

479
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:13,959
SO, YOU'RE, UM...

480
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:15,625
YOU'RE LIVING WITH
MEGAN AND THE BOYS?

481
00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:16,917
TEMPORARILY.

482
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,959
OH, SO YOU NORMALLY
LIVE ALONE?

483
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,041
NORMALLY.

484
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,667
AH, SO YOU'RE SINGLE,

485
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:21,709
TEMPORARILY?

486
00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,250
THAT WOULD BE CORRECT.

487
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:25,208
SORRY, I DON'T MEAN TO PRY.

488
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:26,834
IT'S JUST YOU FIT WELL
INTO OUR TEST GROUP.

489
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:28,083
WHAT?

490
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,083
OH, UH, MY APP.

491
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:31,166
"FOOD WITH FRIENDS."

492
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,959
SO, SAY YOU'RE
DINING ALONE,

493
00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:34,458
AND YOU LOG INTO OUR APP,

494
00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:36,041
YOU CAN FIND OTHER PEOPLE NEARBY

495
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:38,166
THAT ARE DINING ALONE
AND DON'T WANT TO.

496
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,208
BOOM! YOU'RE HAVING
"FOOD WITH FRIENDS."

497
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,000
SOUNDS KIND OF AMAZING.

498
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,709
THAT'S BETTER THAN
"FOOD WITH ENEMIES."

499
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:44,834
OH, THAT'S MY NEXT APP.

500
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,875
[LAUGHS]

501
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,166
ANYWAY, THIS COMPANY,
YAMAHARO GLOBAL,

502
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,500
IS CONSIDERING BUYING US,

503
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,208
WHICH WOULD EXPAND US
INTO FOREIGN MARKETS.

504
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:53,458
SOUNDS KIND OF HUGE.

505
00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:54,792
YEAH, MY BIG
PRESENTATION FOR IT

506
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,500
IS NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT.

507
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,166
-HALLOWEEN?
-YES.

508
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,709
YEAH.
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

509
00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:02,000
I DON'T THINK
THE JAPANESE CELEBRATE IT.

510
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:03,083
BUT WE DO CELEBRATE IT HERE.

511
00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,250
[LAUGHS]

512
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,083
I GOTTA RUN.

513
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,166
HERE.

514
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,250
WHAT'S THIS?

515
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:10,291
PB&J
MADE BY A PROFESSIONAL.

516
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,709
AH...

517
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:12,750
THANK YOU.

518
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,166
YOU'RE WELCOME.

519
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,834
-ALL RIGHT.
-HAVE A GOOD ONE.

520
00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:17,959
-GOOD LUCK.
-THANKS.

521
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:21,625
[RYAN ON CELL PHONE]
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

522
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:25,667
ZOE! ZACH!

523
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,625
ALMOST TIME FOR SCHOOL!

524
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:35,834
OKAY...

525
00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:38,208
I MEAN, ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!

526
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,291
I USED TO LOVE IT!

527
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,667
MY FAVORITE SUBJECT
WAS ART CLASS,

528
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:43,709
AND LUNCH.

529
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:45,500
WHO'S YOUR
ART TEACHER?

530
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:47,250
BOY OR GIRL?

531
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,166
MY ART TEACHER'S NAME
WAS MISS A.

532
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,208
WE'LL TALK LATER.

533
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,000
WE'LL... FINISH THIS LATER.

534
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,417
[CLEARS THROAT]

535
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:02,041
[PAPER CRINKLES]
WHAT IS...

536
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,333
OH, GROSS...

537
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:08,667
[DIALING PHONE]

538
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,083
[PHONE RINGS]

539
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,250
HI, IT'S MEGAN.
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.

540
00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:15,625
HI. YOU HAVE GOT
TO CALL ME BACK.

541
00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:17,583
I LITERALLY JUST SAT

542
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:20,000
IN A PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY SANDWICH.

543
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,709
UM... THESE KIDS HATE ME.

544
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:23,792
[VOICE WAVERING] SO...

545
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,500
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.

546
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,625
NEVER MIND, I JUST GOT AN IDEA.

547
00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:37,208
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

548
00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:47,583
YOU'RE BACK.

549
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:48,875
YUP.

550
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:50,333
HOW WAS SCHOOL?

551
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,750
IT WAS OKAY.

552
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:52,792
I HAD A GREAT DAY.

553
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:55,375
I SAT ON THE MOST DELICIOUS

554
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:56,834
PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY SANDWICH.

555
00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:59,458
MISS GREENE LET US WATCH
CARTOONS AFTER LUNCH.

556
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,458
I HAD MISS GREENE
IN SECOND GRADE.

557
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,291
MAYBE THIS IS
THE SAME MISS GREENE.

558
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:04,875
WHAT IS SHE, ABOUT 100 BY NOW?

559
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,291
NO, SHE'S 50.

560
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:07,417
PROBABLY ABOUT
YOUR AGE.

561
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,458
YOU THINK I'M 50?

562
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:10,125
PROBABLY 60.

563
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:11,250
WOW.

564
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,875
OKAY, GUYS,
LITTLE FIELD TRIP

565
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:14,041
BEFORE WE GO
BACK HOME.

566
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,750
NOW, LISTEN, I CAN'T LIE.

567
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:16,875
THERE ARE GOING TO BE SPIDERS,

568
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:18,917
BUT THEY'RE GOING TO BE
FUN SPIDERS.

569
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,542
I PROMISE.

570
00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:26,667
[♪♪]

571
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:29,291
[POPPY]: HALLOWEEN EVERYTHING!

572
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,417
WOW.

573
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,417
PRETTY COOL, HUH?

574
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,041
SPOOKY.

575
00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:35,417
WHOOP!
WE'RE GONNA NEED A CART--

576
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,250
BUT I'M DRIVING.

577
00:21:38,709 --> 00:21:41,542
[ZOE]: HMM... THESE MASKS
ARE REALLY SPARKLY.

578
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:43,166
AH... BOO!

579
00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:45,917
[LAUGHING]

580
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,917
OH, HEY, THIS COULD LOOK COOL
OVER THE FRONT DOOR.

581
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,208
OR THESE, TOO.

582
00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:50,375
YES!

583
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:52,125
PUMPKINS AND SKELETON HEADS
GO TOGETHER

584
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:53,500
LIKE PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY.

585
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:56,125
I'M GOING TO FIND
SOME HEADSTONES!

586
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:59,208
OUR MOM USED TO DECORATE
FOR HALLOWEEN ALL THE TIME,

587
00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:01,208
AND THEN SHE GOT SICK.

588
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,250
I'M SORRY.

589
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:05,667
IT'S OKAY,
IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.

590
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:06,750
I DON'T REALLY
REMEMBER HER,

591
00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:08,583
AND ZACH
DOESN'T EITHER.

592
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:10,500
I BET YOU TWO HAD
A LOT OF FUN TOGETHER.

593
00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:12,250
HEY!

594
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,125
LOOK AT THESE.

595
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:15,208
MY FRIEND HAD THESE LAST YEAR.

596
00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:18,000
HER PUMPKINS
LOOKED AMAZING.

597
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:20,125
OH, NO, WE DEFINITELY NEED
A PUMPKIN-CARVING KIT.

598
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,417
ACTUALLY, WE NEED THREE.

599
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,291
TOO MANY PUMPKINS OUT THERE
NEEDING FACES.

600
00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:25,333
[LAUGHS]

601
00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:27,625
[GASPS]

602
00:22:27,709 --> 00:22:29,166
[WHEEZING IN TERROR]

603
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,333
OH, BUDDY,
THAT'S NOT REAL.

604
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,250
IT'S NOT REAL,
IT'S OKAY.

605
00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:34,875
I KNOW, BUT
IT'S STILL SCARY.

606
00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:41,834
HOW ABOUT NOW?

607
00:22:41,917 --> 00:22:42,959
HARD TO LOOK SPOOKY

608
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,750
WHEN YOU'VE GOT A WIG
ON YOUR HEAD, HUH?

609
00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:46,709
ALTHOUGH YOU'VE NEVER MET
MY AUNT ELEANOR.

610
00:22:46,792 --> 00:22:47,709
[MOANING CREEPILY]

611
00:22:47,792 --> 00:22:48,792
[LAUGHING]

612
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:51,375
ALL RIGHT, WHAT
ELSE DO WE NEED?

613
00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:52,709
[WHISPERING]
EVERYTHING!

614
00:22:52,792 --> 00:22:54,709
NEXT STOP,
ZOMBIE AISLE.

615
00:22:54,792 --> 00:22:55,875
[GASPING]

616
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:56,917
I LOVE ZOMBIES! YAY!

617
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,625
WAIT, SPIDERS, NO,

618
00:22:58,709 --> 00:23:01,333
BUT ZOMBIES HE LOVES?

619
00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:02,959
HE'S COMPLICATED.

620
00:23:03,041 --> 00:23:04,083
[LAUGHS]

621
00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:13,000
MISS MORWELL'S ON HER WAY UP.

622
00:23:13,083 --> 00:23:14,542
THANK YOU, JEAN.

623
00:23:14,625 --> 00:23:15,959
MM-HMM.

624
00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:27,709
DO YOU EVER STOP WORKING?

625
00:23:29,792 --> 00:23:31,291
SAYS THE WOMAN
WHO SENT ME 30 EMAILS

626
00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:32,875
ON HER FLIGHT BACK FROM TOKYO.

627
00:23:32,959 --> 00:23:34,750
SAYS THE MAN WHO ANSWERED
ALL OF THOSE EMAILS

628
00:23:34,834 --> 00:23:36,250
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

629
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:38,667
WELL, I'M EFFICIENT.

630
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,291
JUST ONE
OF YOUR MANY ATTRIBUTES.

631
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:43,834
SO, GOOD NEWS.

632
00:23:43,917 --> 00:23:46,834
HAGASHIMOTO LOVED THE APP.

633
00:23:46,917 --> 00:23:47,875
IF WE NAIL
THIS PRESENTATION,

634
00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:49,667
THEY ARE ALL IN.

635
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,625
AND YOU, MY FRIEND,
ARE GIVING THE PRESENTATION.

636
00:23:51,709 --> 00:23:52,750
ME? NO.

637
00:23:52,834 --> 00:23:54,208
NO, NOT... [CHUCKLING]

638
00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:56,041
LOOK, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO BROKERED THE DEAL.

639
00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:57,375
IT SHOULD BE YOU.

640
00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:59,875
NO, RYAN, YOU FOUND
AN AMAZING WAY CONNECT PEOPLE,

641
00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:01,083
AND YOU NEED TO BE
UP FRONT ON THIS ONE.

642
00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:02,333
YEAH, I...

643
00:24:02,417 --> 00:24:05,375
I THINK YOU SHOULD BE
THE ONE WHO...

644
00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:08,125
OH... SO CUTE.

645
00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:09,542
IT'S ZOE AND ZACH, RIGHT?

646
00:24:09,625 --> 00:24:10,792
GOOD MEMORY.

647
00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:11,959
MUST BE CHALLENGING,

648
00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:13,250
TRYING TO RAISE THEM ALONE.

649
00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:15,000
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

650
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:23,417
AND NOW, FOR THE FIRST PHASE
OF "OPERATION DECORATION."

651
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:24,959
ZOE, PLEASE TAKE
ALL OF THIS CANDY

652
00:24:25,041 --> 00:24:26,083
INTO THE KITCHEN.

653
00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:27,917
NO DIPPING
INTO THE STASH, PLEASE.

654
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,250
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
ORGANIZATION IS KEY.

655
00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:31,792
WE NEED TO TAKE EVERYTHING OUT,

656
00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:34,083
AND THEN DECIDE
WHICH DECORATIONS GO WHERE.

657
00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:36,041
BATS, RATS, AND CATS
TO THE LEFT.

658
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:38,375
GHOSTS AND GHOULS TO THE RIGHT.

659
00:24:39,583 --> 00:24:41,458
[WHOOSHING LIKE A BAT'S WINGS]

660
00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:47,875
THIS SHOULD GO HERE.

661
00:24:47,959 --> 00:24:49,959
PUT SOME LEAVES
AROUND THAT ONE.

662
00:24:50,041 --> 00:24:50,875
IT'D LOOK SPOOKIER.

663
00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:53,500
OKAY, BRAIN TRUST,

664
00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:54,792
YOUR THOUGHTS?

665
00:24:56,917 --> 00:24:58,625
DRAPE THOSE
LIKE ICING ON A CAKE.

666
00:24:58,709 --> 00:25:00,458
A HALLOWEEN CAKE!

667
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:01,667
YEAH.

668
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,875
[POPPY]: OKAY, BAG OF BONES
COMING IN.

669
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:10,250
THIS LAWN NEEDS
MORE SKELETON.

670
00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:12,208
THAT'S HOW MOM
USED TO DO THE LIGHTS.

671
00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:15,291
SOUNDS LIKE YOUR MOM
WAS REALLY GOOD AT HALLOWEEN.

672
00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:16,417
SHE WAS.

673
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,750
YOU WERE TOO YOUNG
TO REMEMBER, ZACH.

674
00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:20,417
I SAW A PICTURE OF HER

675
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:21,959
DRESSED LIKE
CHAIR AT THE OSCARS.

676
00:25:22,041 --> 00:25:23,250
"CHAIR"?

677
00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:24,834
WAIT, DO YOU MEAN "CHER"?

678
00:25:26,667 --> 00:25:28,792
THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA
FOR A COSTUME.

679
00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:29,959
ARE YOU DRESSING UP
FOR HALLOWEEN?

680
00:25:30,041 --> 00:25:31,000
OF COURSE, I AM.

681
00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:32,125
AS WHAT?

682
00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:33,458
I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU.

683
00:25:33,542 --> 00:25:36,291
I CAN'T PROMISE IT'LL BE
AS COOL AS "CHAIR,"

684
00:25:36,375 --> 00:25:37,834
BUT I'M GONNA TRY.

685
00:25:37,917 --> 00:25:38,917
OKAY.

686
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,125
SNACK TIME.

687
00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:42,959
WHO HERE LIKES EYEBALLS?

688
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,083
ME.

689
00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:46,041
THEY AREN'T
REAL EYEBALLS,

690
00:25:46,125 --> 00:25:47,083
ARE THEY?

691
00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:48,166
MAYBE THEY ARE,

692
00:25:48,250 --> 00:25:49,208
WHY DON'T YOU
TASTE THEM AND TELL ME.

693
00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:50,834
DOES IT TASTE LIKE
AN EYEBALL?

694
00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:52,208
YEAH.

695
00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:53,291
SO, YOU LIKE
EYEBALLS, HUH?

696
00:25:53,375 --> 00:25:54,625
-ARE THEY YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
-YEAH.

697
00:25:54,709 --> 00:25:56,208
YEAH, YOU LIKE 'EM?

698
00:25:56,291 --> 00:25:57,208
WHAT? AH!

699
00:25:57,291 --> 00:25:59,875
[LAUGHING]

700
00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:02,583
[♪♪]

701
00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:12,917
THANKS FOR DRYING.

702
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,041
EVEN THOUGH I KNOW
IT'S A PLOY

703
00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:15,041
TO STAY UP LATER.

704
00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:17,250
HOW DO YOU KNOW?

705
00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:19,917
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
A DISHWASHER, SMARTY PANTS.

706
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,417
HEY.

707
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,834
I JUST WANT TO
SEE MY DAD'S FACE

708
00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:24,083
WHEN HE SEES
ALL THE DECORATIONS.

709
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:25,208
I KNOW. ME TOO.

710
00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:27,959
WHAT FACE DO YOU THINK
HE'S GONNA MAKE?

711
00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:28,917
I THINK HE'S GONNA
BE LIKE--

712
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,166
"UH..."

713
00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:31,291
[LAUGHS]

714
00:26:31,375 --> 00:26:32,458
NO, NO, I THINK
HE'S GONNA BE LIKE--

715
00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:36,250
HEY.

716
00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,083
I HAD A BAD DREAM.

717
00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:39,083
SPIDERS?

718
00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:47,375
ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, KIDDO.

719
00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:48,458
BACK UP.

720
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,291
OKAY, HOP IN.

721
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:05,792
DO YOU SEE HOW IT'S DARKER
ON THAT SIDE OF THE ROOM?

722
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,166
I DO.

723
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:11,542
I DREAMED THAT I FELL ASLEEP
LOOKING AT THE DARK,

724
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,875
AND SPIDERS CAME
CRAWLING OUT AND ATE ME.

725
00:27:13,959 --> 00:27:16,583
PHEWF, THAT DOES SOUND SCARY.

726
00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:19,291
BUT THAT WAS
JUST A DREAM.

727
00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:21,375
THERE ARE NO SPIDERS HERE.

728
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:25,417
SEE?

729
00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:29,625
CAN I SLEEP WITH THE LIGHT ON?

730
00:27:29,709 --> 00:27:31,542
WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP
WITH THE DOOR OPEN

731
00:27:31,625 --> 00:27:32,625
SO THAT YOU CAN SEE
THE HALL LIGHT?

732
00:27:32,709 --> 00:27:33,875
BUT I CAN'T SEE THAT LIGHT.

733
00:27:33,959 --> 00:27:34,959
WHY NOT?

734
00:27:35,041 --> 00:27:37,250
I ALWAYS SLEEP ON MY LEFT ARM.

735
00:27:39,041 --> 00:27:40,208
I HAVE AN IDEA.

736
00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:41,750
HOP OUT.

737
00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:46,375
HEAD HERE, TOES HERE.

738
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,250
I'M GOING TO WRAP YOU UP
LIKE A BURRITO.

739
00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:52,917
THERE YOU GO.

740
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,250
THERE.

741
00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:56,750
NOW YOU CAN SEE THE LIGHT,
ALL NIGHT.

742
00:27:56,834 --> 00:27:59,250
YOU'LL LEAVE
THE LIGHT ON ALL NIGHT?

743
00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:00,542
ALL NIGHT.

744
00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:03,834
SLEEP WELL.

745
00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:11,625
[TEXTING]

746
00:28:28,709 --> 00:28:29,667
HEY.

747
00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:33,750
HEY...

748
00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:35,583
WHAT ARE YOU
STILL DOING UP?

749
00:28:35,667 --> 00:28:36,625
OH, THAT'S
ON ME.

750
00:28:36,709 --> 00:28:38,500
I NEEDED
HER HELP CLEANING.

751
00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:39,625
OH.

752
00:28:39,709 --> 00:28:41,375
DIDN'T YOU SEE
THE STUFF OUTSIDE?

753
00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:44,208
OH, UH... YEAH.

754
00:28:44,291 --> 00:28:45,291
[GASPS]

755
00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:47,208
OKAY, SO,
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE?

756
00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:48,917
THE GOBLINS,
THE JACK-O-LANTERNS,

757
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,917
OR THE CATS?

758
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,583
WERE YOU SCARED?

759
00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:56,625
YOU SCARED
YOUR DAD SPEECHLESS.

760
00:28:58,458 --> 00:29:00,417
HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.

761
00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,125
HE NEVER
NOTICES ANYTHING!

762
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:03,667
ZOE...

763
00:29:06,542 --> 00:29:07,583
[DOOR SLAMS]

764
00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:13,458
I GUESS I'D BETTER
GO TALK WITH HER.

765
00:29:13,542 --> 00:29:15,166
I'LL HOLD ON TO YOUR PHONE.

766
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,250
OH.

767
00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:17,875
THANKS.

768
00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:27,333
[SIGHS]

769
00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:30,625
SO, HOW'D IT GO?

770
00:29:30,709 --> 00:29:32,125
SHE'S PRETTY MAD AT ME.

771
00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:33,458
JUST WAIT
TILL SHE'S A TEENAGER.

772
00:29:33,542 --> 00:29:35,083
DON'T SAY THAT.
THAT'S...

773
00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:36,166
COFFEE.

774
00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:37,458
UNLESS YOU NEED
SOMETHING STRONGER?

775
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:38,417
NO. THANK YOU.

776
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:39,834
[LAUGHS]

777
00:29:39,917 --> 00:29:42,500
THANKS FOR
DECORATING WITH THEM.

778
00:29:42,583 --> 00:29:43,792
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU GUYS
HAD A LOT OF FUN.

779
00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:45,542
WE DID.

780
00:29:48,667 --> 00:29:50,917
[SIGHING WEARILY]

781
00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:55,000
NOT THAT IT'S
ANY OF MY BUSINESS,

782
00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:58,166
BUT, UM, IS THAT PHONE
GLUED TO YOUR HAND?

783
00:29:58,250 --> 00:29:59,959
LIKE, DO YOU NEED
TO SEE A DOCTOR?

784
00:30:00,041 --> 00:30:01,041
[LAUGHS]

785
00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:03,375
[CHUCKLES RUEFULLY]

786
00:30:03,458 --> 00:30:07,083
I JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT
THROUGH THIS PRESENTATION.

787
00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:09,417
IF I CAN GET THROUGH THAT,
IF IT GOES WELL,

788
00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:10,500
IT'LL FREE ME UP

789
00:30:10,583 --> 00:30:11,917
SO I CAN SPEND MORE TIME
WITH THE KIDS.

790
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,875
YOU KNOW, QUALITY TIME.

791
00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:16,834
YOU KNOW, MY SISTER SAID

792
00:30:16,917 --> 00:30:19,250
THAT THERE'S A HALLOWEEK PARTY
AT THE KIDS SCHOOL.

793
00:30:19,333 --> 00:30:20,917
"HALLOWEEK"?

794
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,291
HALLOWEEN WEEK.
"HALLOWEEK." IT'S A THING.

795
00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:23,583
OKAY.

796
00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:25,500
ANYWAY, THEY HAVE TO
BRING HOMEMADE COOKIES,

797
00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:26,667
SO MAYBE TOMORROW NIGHT,
AFTER WORK,

798
00:30:26,750 --> 00:30:27,709
YOU COULD HELP US BAKE THEM.

799
00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:30,500
[SIGHING] I WON'T BE
HOME UNTIL LATE.

800
00:30:30,583 --> 00:30:33,709
I'VE GOT THIS DINNER
WITH A COLLEAGUE.

801
00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:36,375
I GUESS YOU COULD
CALL HER THAT.

802
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:38,417
HER, HUH?

803
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,625
YEAH, TO BE HONEST,

804
00:30:40,709 --> 00:30:42,166
I'M NOT SURE WHETHER
IT'S "FOOD WITH FRIENDS"

805
00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:43,667
OR AN ACTUAL DATE.

806
00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:45,166
HMM, WHO
SUGGESTED THE DINNER?

807
00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:46,250
SHE DID.

808
00:30:46,333 --> 00:30:47,166
AND WHAT
KIND OF FOOD?

809
00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:48,250
ITALIAN?

810
00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:49,375
ITALIAN'S PROBABLY A DATE.

811
00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:50,417
REALLY?

812
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,333
EH, I'VE HAD MY SHARE

813
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:53,458
OF ITALIAN RESTAURANT DATES.

814
00:30:53,542 --> 00:30:54,959
MOST OF THEM START
WITH ANTIPASTI

815
00:30:55,041 --> 00:30:56,625
AND END WITH ME
ANTI-EVERYTHING.

816
00:30:56,709 --> 00:30:57,875
[LAUGHS]

817
00:30:57,959 --> 00:30:59,041
BUT ALL OF THIS IS RESEARCH

818
00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,500
FOR THIS APP
THAT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON.

819
00:31:00,583 --> 00:31:01,542
WHICH WOULD BE..?

820
00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:02,792
"BAD DATES AND BROCCOLINI."

821
00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:04,166
I THINK I CAN GET YOU
FINANCING FOR THAT.

822
00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:05,291
GREAT!

823
00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:06,625
ALL RIGHT, BYE.

824
00:31:06,709 --> 00:31:08,250
THANKS AGAIN.

825
00:31:24,834 --> 00:31:26,166
DO YOU THINK
MY DAD'S IN LOVE

826
00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:27,208
WITH THAT ABIGAIL PERSON?

827
00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:28,917
ABIGAIL?

828
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,542
I SAW HER NAME
IN HIS PHONE.

829
00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:33,792
LESLIE MINTZ SAID THAT
WHEN HER PARENTS GOT DIVORCED,

830
00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:36,208
HER DAD WENT OUT FOR DINNER
WITH A WOMAN,

831
00:31:36,291 --> 00:31:38,750
AND THEN SIX MONTHS LATER,
THEY WERE MARRIED.

832
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:41,458
CREAM, SUGAR,

833
00:31:41,542 --> 00:31:42,500
MUSH THE TWO TOGETHER.

834
00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:43,542
ALL RIGHT.

835
00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:44,625
NO. NO MEASURING CUPS.

836
00:31:44,709 --> 00:31:46,500
I DON'T BELIEVE IN MEASURING.

837
00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:47,667
[SIGHS]

838
00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:49,625
HOW DO PEOPLE KNOW
WHEN THEY'RE IN LOVE?

839
00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:51,959
YOU'RE ASKING ME?
I'M SINGLE.

840
00:31:52,041 --> 00:31:54,875
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE,
LIKE, 40, RIGHT?

841
00:31:54,959 --> 00:31:56,709
[LAUGHS] LAST TIME,
YOU SAID I WAS 50.

842
00:31:56,792 --> 00:31:58,917
YOU LOOK YOUNGER
THE MORE I GET TO KNOW YOU.

843
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,166
LET ME KNOW WHEN
I GET TO MY 20s,

844
00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:01,875
WE'LL HAVE A PARTY.

845
00:32:01,959 --> 00:32:03,709
YEAH.

846
00:32:03,792 --> 00:32:07,000
DO YOU THINK MY DAD'S
GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH ABIGAIL?

847
00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:08,375
I WOULDN'T
WORRY ABOUT THAT.

848
00:32:08,458 --> 00:32:10,083
I'M NOT WORRIED.

849
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:11,750
I JUST...

850
00:32:11,834 --> 00:32:13,959
I DON'T GET HOW PEOPLE KNOW.

851
00:32:14,041 --> 00:32:15,542
HMM.

852
00:32:17,041 --> 00:32:19,333
I THINK YOU KNOW
YOU'RE IN LOVE WHEN...

853
00:32:19,417 --> 00:32:20,417
YOU SEE SOMETHING
REALLY BEAUTIFUL,

854
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:23,417
AND YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS,

855
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:24,959
"I WANT THEM TO SEE IT, TOO."

856
00:32:25,041 --> 00:32:27,625
OR WHEN THEY
MAKE YOU LAUGH.

857
00:32:27,709 --> 00:32:32,625
OR WHEN YOU LOVE WHAT THEY LOVE
BECAUSE THEY LOVE IT.

858
00:32:32,709 --> 00:32:34,667
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

859
00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:36,583
LIKE THAT?

860
00:32:36,667 --> 00:32:38,250
NOT REALLY.

861
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,875
NOT YET.

862
00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:44,125
OKAY,

863
00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:45,792
LET'S CRACK
SOME EGGS.

864
00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:47,500
PICK ONE.

865
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:48,834
I CHOOSE YOU.

866
00:32:48,917 --> 00:32:50,083
NOT THAT ONE.

867
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,625
JUST YOLKING.

868
00:32:51,709 --> 00:32:54,208
[GIGGLING]

869
00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,583
[ABIGAIL]:
WELL, THEY OFFERED ME

870
00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:02,667
AN EXECUTIVE POSITION
WITH A FULL BENEFIT PACKAGE--

871
00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:04,250
HEALTH PLAN, HOUSING,

872
00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:05,667
EXPENSE ACCOUNT,

873
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,500
ALL THE PERKS,

874
00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:09,208
BUT I SAID NO.

875
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,875
I MEAN,
IT'S A GREAT PROMOTION.

876
00:33:10,959 --> 00:33:13,375
I JUST, I CAN'T SEE MYSELF
LIVING IN TOKYO.

877
00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:16,208
WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE
A TEMPTING OFFER.

878
00:33:16,291 --> 00:33:20,500
I'M KIND OF HOPING
I'LL GET A BETTER OFFER HERE.

879
00:33:23,875 --> 00:33:25,000
UM...

880
00:33:26,834 --> 00:33:28,458
LISTEN, UM,
ABOUT THE PRESENTATION,

881
00:33:28,542 --> 00:33:31,500
I-I FEEL LIKE
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY--

882
00:33:31,583 --> 00:33:34,291
HOW ABOUT WE DON'T
TALK ABOUT BUSINESS TONIGHT?

883
00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:35,917
OKAY.

884
00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:38,208
ACTUALLY, I WASN'T REALLY SURE

885
00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:40,750
UH, WHETHER THIS WAS,

886
00:33:40,834 --> 00:33:42,959
YOU KNOW, A WORK THING...

887
00:33:43,041 --> 00:33:44,250
IF IT WAS A WORK THING,

888
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,375
WOULD I BE FLIRTING
SO SHAMELESSLY?

889
00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:47,458
SO YOU WERE FLIRTING?

890
00:33:47,542 --> 00:33:48,959
IT WASN'T OBVIOUS?

891
00:33:49,041 --> 00:33:51,834
[LAUGHS]

892
00:33:51,917 --> 00:33:53,417
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]

893
00:33:57,458 --> 00:34:01,041
HERE, I'M GOING TO SEE
IF I CAN DO IT WITH THIS.

894
00:34:01,125 --> 00:34:02,375
[♪♪]

895
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:03,792
ANYONE NEED ORANGE?

896
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,792
I SMOOSHED UP
THIS ORANGE.

897
00:34:05,875 --> 00:34:07,333
OH!

898
00:34:07,417 --> 00:34:08,834
YOU GUYS
STILL UP?

899
00:34:08,917 --> 00:34:10,166
DAD! COME SEE.

900
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,583
THESE ARE THE BEST
HALLOWEEN COOKIES EVER.

901
00:34:11,667 --> 00:34:13,500
SORRY, WE GOT
A LITTLE BIT CARRIED AWAY,

902
00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:15,750
BUT THESE ARE NOT JUST
HALLOWEEN COOKIES,

903
00:34:15,834 --> 00:34:17,458
THESE ARE
EDUCATIONAL COOKIES.

904
00:34:17,542 --> 00:34:19,875
I SEE SKELETONS, BATS,

905
00:34:19,959 --> 00:34:21,500
HAUNTED HOUSES.

906
00:34:21,583 --> 00:34:22,917
HOW IS THAT EDUCATIONAL?

907
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,500
THIS SKELETON COOKIE?

908
00:34:24,583 --> 00:34:26,208
A CELEBRATION OF SCIENCE.

909
00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:27,208
THERE ARE 206 BONES

910
00:34:27,291 --> 00:34:29,291
IN THE HUMAN BODY.

911
00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:30,542
WHAT ABOUT THE BATS?

912
00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:32,750
RECENTLY ADDED TO
THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST,

913
00:34:32,834 --> 00:34:33,959
A REMINDER
OF HOW IMPORTANT IT IS

914
00:34:34,041 --> 00:34:35,834
FOR US TO CARE FOR
OUR ENVIRONMENT.

915
00:34:35,917 --> 00:34:37,166
AND THE HAUNTED HOUSES?

916
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:38,625
OKAY,

917
00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:39,792
THESE ARE KIND OF
HALLOWEEN-ISH.

918
00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:41,208
BUT I PREFER
TO THINK OF THEM

919
00:34:41,291 --> 00:34:42,834
AS "HOUSES WITH A PAST."

920
00:34:42,917 --> 00:34:44,000
HMM...

921
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:44,834
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT ONE, BUT...

922
00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:46,000
DAD,

923
00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:47,500
WILL YOU COME TO
THE HALLOWEEK PARTY

924
00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:48,583
TOMORROW?

925
00:34:48,667 --> 00:34:50,125
PLEASE? IT'S AT LUNCH.

926
00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:52,083
YOU HARDLY
HAVE TO MISS WORK.

927
00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:54,750
I WILL, UH, I WILL TRY
MY VERY BEST, SWEETHEART.

928
00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:56,208
YEAH.

929
00:34:56,291 --> 00:34:59,417
OKAY, NOW, IF YOU GUYS HURRY
AND GET YOUR PAJAMAS ON,

930
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,125
WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH TIME
FOR TWO BEDTIME STORIES,

931
00:35:01,208 --> 00:35:03,041
BUT THAT MEANS
YOU HAVE TO GO NOW.

932
00:35:03,125 --> 00:35:04,750
TWO STORIES!
GO, GO, GO!

933
00:35:04,834 --> 00:35:06,750
GO, GO, GO, GO!

934
00:35:06,834 --> 00:35:08,875
[ZOE]: COME ON, ZACH.
I'LL BEAT YOU UPSTAIRS.

935
00:35:08,959 --> 00:35:10,333
SO...

936
00:35:10,417 --> 00:35:13,250
WHEN YOU SAY,
"I WILL TRY MY BEST,"

937
00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,750
DOES THAT REALLY MEAN "NO"?

938
00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:17,875
UM...

939
00:35:17,959 --> 00:35:19,125
WELL, I'VE GOT
A BUSY DAY TOMORROW.

940
00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,166
OKAY.

941
00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:22,375
LISTEN,

942
00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:25,625
WHEN I WAS LITTLE,

943
00:35:25,709 --> 00:35:26,875
MY PARENTS SPLIT UP,

944
00:35:26,959 --> 00:35:31,333
AND MY MOM WAS-- IS--
IS THIS TOTAL FREE SPIRIT.

945
00:35:31,417 --> 00:35:32,834
LIKE, SHE ALWAYS
SOME A NEW HOBBY

946
00:35:32,917 --> 00:35:34,959
SHE'S PASSIONATE ABOUT.

947
00:35:35,041 --> 00:35:37,333
BUT SHE NEVER CAME
TO MY SOCCER GAMES,

948
00:35:37,417 --> 00:35:40,208
OR MY SISTER'S
CHOIR RECITAL.

949
00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:43,208
AND THEN THERE WAS MY DAD,

950
00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:45,166
WHO WAS REALLY HARD
TO COMMUNICATE WITH.

951
00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:48,125
HE WAS
THIS SUPER STOIC MAN.

952
00:35:48,208 --> 00:35:50,959
BUT HE ALWAYS SHOWED UP.

953
00:35:51,041 --> 00:35:53,917
WHO DO YOU THINK
I'M CLOSER TO?

954
00:35:55,834 --> 00:35:57,583
I WILL BE THERE.

955
00:35:57,667 --> 00:35:59,667
GOOD.

956
00:36:00,875 --> 00:36:02,250
I'M REALLY GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

957
00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:03,959
[SIGHS IN DELIGHT]

958
00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:07,166
YOU GOT...

959
00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:09,291
SORRY, YOU GOT
A LITTLE FLOUR

960
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:10,750
IN YOUR HAIR.

961
00:36:15,291 --> 00:36:16,625
SO, UH...

962
00:36:16,709 --> 00:36:17,625
SO...

963
00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,041
UM...

964
00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:21,333
WAS IT A DATE?

965
00:36:21,417 --> 00:36:23,917
UH, TURNS OUT
IT WAS.

966
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,750
SO, THERE MIGHT BE
DATE NUMBER TWO?

967
00:36:26,834 --> 00:36:28,834
MAYBE.

968
00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:31,291
COOL.

969
00:36:31,375 --> 00:36:32,542
GOOD.

970
00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:34,458
WELL, I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW,

971
00:36:34,542 --> 00:36:36,667
AT THE HALLOWEEK PARTY.

972
00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:37,917
-GREAT.
-GREAT.

973
00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:42,417
THANKS AGAIN.

974
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,458
YEAH.

975
00:36:54,875 --> 00:36:56,458
[♪♪]

976
00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:03,375
YOU REMINDED DAD
ABOUT THE PARTY, RIGHT?

977
00:37:03,458 --> 00:37:04,792
YES. YES, HE'S COMING

978
00:37:04,875 --> 00:37:07,000
EVEN THOUGH HE HAS NO TIME
FOR HALLOWEEN?

979
00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:08,917
HE'S JUST FORGOTTEN
HOW MUCH FUN IT IS.

980
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000
BUT WE'RE GOING TO
REMIND HIM, RIGHT?

981
00:37:10,083 --> 00:37:11,583
COME ON,

982
00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:14,083
HELP ME PASS OUT THESE COOKIES
BEFORE I EAT THEM ALL MYSELF.

983
00:37:19,250 --> 00:37:20,166
OH, THANK YOU, SWEETIE.

984
00:37:22,667 --> 00:37:23,542
HERE YOU GO.

985
00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:26,959
-THIS IS FUN.
-WAY TO GO.

986
00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:28,875
NO, LISTEN,
IT'S GOT TO WORK FLAWLESSLY

987
00:37:28,959 --> 00:37:30,375
ON ALL PLATFORMS,

988
00:37:30,458 --> 00:37:31,417
NOT JUST YOUR PHONE.

989
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,792
IT'S GOT TO WORK
ON YOUR LAPTOP,

990
00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:33,792
IT'S GOT TO WORK ON YOUR TABLET,

991
00:37:33,875 --> 00:37:36,625
ANY DEVICE AVAILABLE TO YOU.

992
00:37:36,709 --> 00:37:38,250
RYAN, THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU IN
THE CONFERENCE ROOM.

993
00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:39,750
IT'S NOT 11:30.

994
00:37:39,834 --> 00:37:41,417
NO, IT'S 11:45.

995
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,458
I'VE BEEN REMINDING
YOU SINCE 11:00.

996
00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:44,709
HEY.

997
00:37:44,792 --> 00:37:46,709
NO.

998
00:37:46,792 --> 00:37:48,542
LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO
CALL YOU BACK.

999
00:37:49,709 --> 00:37:50,834
[♪♪]

1000
00:37:50,917 --> 00:37:52,041
WHERE IS HE?

1001
00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:53,625
HE'S PROBABLY
JUST STUCK IN TRAFFIC.

1002
00:37:53,709 --> 00:37:55,750
NO, HE SAID
HE WOULD BE HERE.

1003
00:37:55,834 --> 00:37:57,959
YOU'RE GETTING PRETTY
INVOLVED HERE, AREN'T YOU?

1004
00:37:58,041 --> 00:37:59,250
INVOLVED? ME?

1005
00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:00,500
NO, I'M THINKING
ABOUT THE KIDS.

1006
00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:02,125
NO, I'M NOT JUST TALKING
ABOUT THE KIDS.

1007
00:38:02,208 --> 00:38:03,417
DON'T DO THIS AGAIN.

1008
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:05,125
DO YOU WANT TO BE
AN OLD MAID?

1009
00:38:05,208 --> 00:38:06,959
"OLD MAID," REALLY?

1010
00:38:07,041 --> 00:38:08,083
LIKE, WHO SAYS
"OLD MAID"?

1011
00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:09,166
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

1012
00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:10,333
IS "SPINSTER" BETTER?

1013
00:38:10,417 --> 00:38:12,291
"SPINSTER" IS BETTER.
I PREFER SPINSTER.

1014
00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:13,375
LOOK, I'VE KNOW RYAN

1015
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:14,792
SINCE THE BOYS
WERE IN KINDERGARTEN.

1016
00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:16,208
HE'S A GREAT GUY.

1017
00:38:16,291 --> 00:38:17,542
YEAH, HE IS.
HE'S JUST--

1018
00:38:17,625 --> 00:38:18,583
"NOT FOR YOU."

1019
00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:20,041
DATING SOMEONE ELSE.

1020
00:38:20,125 --> 00:38:21,125
WHO?

1021
00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:22,792
HER NAME IS ABIGAIL.

1022
00:38:22,875 --> 00:38:23,959
THEY'RE COLLEAGUES.

1023
00:38:24,041 --> 00:38:25,166
OH...

1024
00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:26,333
WELL, THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE MUCH OF A THREAT.

1025
00:38:26,417 --> 00:38:27,750
THEY ATE ITALIAN FOOD TOGETHER.

1026
00:38:27,834 --> 00:38:29,500
WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT
MORE OF A THREAT.

1027
00:38:29,583 --> 00:38:30,542
SHE'S PRETTY.

1028
00:38:30,625 --> 00:38:31,917
ACTUALLY, SHE'S GORGEOUS.

1029
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:32,959
OH, YOU MET HER.

1030
00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:34,625
NAH, I GOOGLED HER.

1031
00:38:34,709 --> 00:38:35,709
IT MEANS NOTHING.

1032
00:38:35,792 --> 00:38:36,875
I GOOGLE A LOT OF PEOPLE.

1033
00:38:36,959 --> 00:38:38,208
OKAY.

1034
00:38:38,291 --> 00:38:40,166
WELL, THEN I GUESS
I CAN TELL YOU,

1035
00:38:40,250 --> 00:38:41,542
I HAVE ANOTHER
BLIND DATE FOR YOU.

1036
00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:43,291
DOES HE ALREADY HAVE
HIS WEDDING TUXEDO PICKED OUT?

1037
00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:44,500
STOP IT.

1038
00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:45,875
DOES HE LIVE WITH HIS MOTHER?

1039
00:38:45,959 --> 00:38:47,250
YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO
GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT ONE.

1040
00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:48,375
[LAUGHS]

1041
00:38:48,458 --> 00:38:49,959
HEY, ZACH!

1042
00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:51,834
I THINK I SAW YOUR NAME
ON THE "MUMMY WRAP."

1043
00:38:51,917 --> 00:38:52,875
REALLY?

1044
00:38:52,959 --> 00:38:54,125
YEAH.

1045
00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:55,083
ZOE'S OVER THERE,
YOU WANT TO GO CHECK IT OUT?

1046
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,959
YEAH.

1047
00:38:57,041 --> 00:38:58,667
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
IS GORGEOUS?

1048
00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:00,333
YOU ARE.

1049
00:39:01,709 --> 00:39:03,667
OKAY, BUDDY, LET'S SEE
WHO CAN GIFTWRAP A MONSTER.

1050
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:06,125
COME ON, GUYS,

1051
00:39:06,208 --> 00:39:07,750
YOU CAN DO IT.

1052
00:39:07,834 --> 00:39:09,500
YOU CAN MUMMY ME
BETTER THAN THAT.

1053
00:39:09,583 --> 00:39:10,500
GO CRAZY.

1054
00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:11,542
GO FASTER.

1055
00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:13,667
FASTER,
FASTER, FASTER!

1056
00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:14,875
GO, GO, GO, GO!

1057
00:39:14,959 --> 00:39:15,834
[TEXT MESSAGE CHIMES]

1058
00:39:15,917 --> 00:39:17,291
OH, WILL YOU GET MY PHONE?

1059
00:39:17,375 --> 00:39:18,458
YEAH.

1060
00:39:19,917 --> 00:39:21,458
-IT'S DAD.
-IS HE HERE?

1061
00:39:21,542 --> 00:39:23,709
NO.

1062
00:39:23,792 --> 00:39:26,208
IT SAYS, "TELL
THE KIDS I'M SORRY,

1063
00:39:26,291 --> 00:39:28,792
BUT I CAN'T MAKE IT."

1064
00:39:28,875 --> 00:39:29,959
OH...

1065
00:39:30,041 --> 00:39:32,625
I'M SORRY, GUYS.

1066
00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,166
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN

1067
00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:42,083
"THE CREATURE
FROM THE BLACK LAGOON?"

1068
00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:44,000
IT'S ABOUT A CREATURE.

1069
00:39:45,333 --> 00:39:46,417
FROM A LAGOON!

1070
00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,083
OR WE CAN WATCH "THE WOLFMAN,"

1071
00:39:50,166 --> 00:39:51,417
WHICH IS BASICALLY A PARABLE

1072
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,542
FOR HOW SCARY DADS LOOK
WHEN THEY DON'T SHAVE.

1073
00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:58,959
OKAY, I KNOW HE DIDN'T SHOW UP,

1074
00:39:59,041 --> 00:40:01,333
BUT I BET HE HAD
A REALLY GOOD REASON.

1075
00:40:01,417 --> 00:40:03,500
HE ONLY CARES ABOUT WORK.

1076
00:40:03,583 --> 00:40:05,000
THAT'S NOT TRUE.

1077
00:40:05,083 --> 00:40:06,375
HE LOVES YOU.

1078
00:40:06,458 --> 00:40:07,709
HE LOVES WORK MORE.

1079
00:40:07,792 --> 00:40:09,083
AND HE'S GOOD AT IT.

1080
00:40:12,959 --> 00:40:14,875
I THINK I JUST GOT AN IDEA
OF HOW WE CAN GET HIS ATTENTION.

1081
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,667
ALL RIGHT,
YOU HOLD THIS,

1082
00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:19,041
AND BRING IT UPSTAIRS.

1083
00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:21,959
COME ON, LET'S GO.

1084
00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:37,917
HEY, GUYS.

1085
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,125
WHAT'S, UH...
WHAT'S ALL THIS?

1086
00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:42,917
PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.

1087
00:40:58,834 --> 00:41:00,166
[SIGHS]

1088
00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:01,583
SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?

1089
00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:03,750
THAT'S WHAT
WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU.

1090
00:41:03,834 --> 00:41:05,834
OKAY.

1091
00:41:05,917 --> 00:41:08,417
UH, I KNOW
I MISSED THE PARTY.

1092
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,291
UH, SOMETHING
CAME UP AT WORK

1093
00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:12,417
AND I--

1094
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,041
WE'RE EVALUATING YOU
IN YOUR CAPACITY

1095
00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:15,583
AS "FATHER."

1096
00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:16,542
SHALL WE BEGIN?

1097
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,041
[CLEARS THROAT]

1098
00:41:19,125 --> 00:41:21,500
WHILE MY COLLEAGUE AND I
FEEL IT'S CLEAR

1099
00:41:21,583 --> 00:41:23,291
THAT YOU LOVE YOUR CHILDREN,

1100
00:41:23,375 --> 00:41:25,333
YOUR FAILURE TO MEET THEM
AT THEIR HALLOWEEN FUNCTION--

1101
00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:26,458
OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW,
I GOT SLAMMED

1102
00:41:26,542 --> 00:41:28,250
AND-AND I'M NOT--

1103
00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:30,333
PLEASE DON'T INTERRUPT.

1104
00:41:31,792 --> 00:41:34,208
YOUR FAILURE TO SHOW UP

1105
00:41:34,291 --> 00:41:36,542
AFTER YOU PROMISED
YOU WOULD

1106
00:41:36,625 --> 00:41:38,792
IS JUST ONE EXAMPLE
OF AN ALARMING TREND

1107
00:41:38,875 --> 00:41:40,709
IN HOW YOU CHOOSE
TO BE A FATHER.

1108
00:41:40,792 --> 00:41:44,417
FROM OUR PERSPECTIVE,
YOU CARE ABOUT WORK...

1109
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:46,166
AND YOUR CELL PHONE.

1110
00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:49,125
AND YOUR COMPUTER.

1111
00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:51,875
...AND YOUR CELL PHONE.

1112
00:41:51,959 --> 00:41:53,166
AND THEN,

1113
00:41:53,250 --> 00:41:54,750
AFTER ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS,

1114
00:41:54,834 --> 00:41:56,583
YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR KIDS.

1115
00:41:56,667 --> 00:41:58,250
WHEN REALLY,

1116
00:41:58,333 --> 00:41:59,959
WE SHOULD BE FIRST.

1117
00:42:01,417 --> 00:42:03,333
YOUR PRIORITIES
ARE OUT OF...

1118
00:42:03,417 --> 00:42:04,417
WHARK?

1119
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:05,458
[WHISPERS] "WHACK."

1120
00:42:05,542 --> 00:42:06,375
I MEAN "WHACK."

1121
00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:10,834
DO YOU WANT TO BE THE DAD
WHO BREAKS PROMISES?

1122
00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:16,250
NO, I DO NOT.

1123
00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:17,375
I DON'T.

1124
00:42:17,458 --> 00:42:19,792
THEN DON'T BE.

1125
00:42:22,041 --> 00:42:23,417
IN SUMMATION,

1126
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:24,917
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
MAKE MORE OF AN EFFORT

1127
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:25,959
IN THE DAD DEPARTMENT.

1128
00:42:26,041 --> 00:42:29,083
DO YOU AGREE WITH
OUR ASSESSMENT?

1129
00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:31,750
[VOICE BREAKING] YES.

1130
00:42:31,834 --> 00:42:32,959
YES, I DO.

1131
00:42:33,041 --> 00:42:35,834
HERE ARE THE RESULTS
OF YOUR EVALUATION.

1132
00:42:35,917 --> 00:42:36,792
PLEASE REVIEW.

1133
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,375
[CHUCKLES FONDLY]

1134
00:42:50,917 --> 00:42:52,625
I LOVE YOU, TOO.

1135
00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:57,750
GET OVER HERE.

1136
00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:04,041
[CHUCKLING]

1137
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:06,792
[QUIETLY] THANK YOU.

1138
00:43:11,083 --> 00:43:12,917
I'M GOOD AT THIS...

1139
00:43:14,041 --> 00:43:15,583
TEMPORARILY.

1140
00:43:21,667 --> 00:43:23,417
[♪♪]

1141
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:24,542
[RYAN]: ALL RIGHT, GANG.

1142
00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:25,750
SINCE IT'S BEEN BROUGHT
TO MY ATTENTION

1143
00:43:25,834 --> 00:43:27,709
THAT MY PRIORITIES
ARE WAY OUT OF WHARK...

1144
00:43:27,792 --> 00:43:28,959
[LAUGHING]

1145
00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:30,375
LET'S SEE WHO CAN FIND
THE BEST PUMPKIN, HUH?

1146
00:43:30,458 --> 00:43:31,458
YES!

1147
00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:32,542
GO FOR IT, GUYS.

1148
00:43:32,625 --> 00:43:33,750
I CAN'T REMEMBER

1149
00:43:33,834 --> 00:43:35,291
THE LAST TIME
I LOOKED AT PUMPKINS.

1150
00:43:35,375 --> 00:43:37,166
WELL, THEY'RE
STILL ORANGE.

1151
00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:38,709
WHAT WAS IT
FERRIS BUELLER ONCE SAID?

1152
00:43:38,792 --> 00:43:40,417
"LIFE MOVES PRETTY FAST.

1153
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:41,500
"IF YOU DON'T STOP

1154
00:43:41,583 --> 00:43:43,083
AND LOOK AROUND
ONCE IN A WHILE..."

1155
00:43:43,166 --> 00:43:44,208
"YOU MIGHT MISS IT."

1156
00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:45,625
YEAH.

1157
00:43:45,709 --> 00:43:47,083
HE WAS A WISE
FICTIONAL TEENAGER.

1158
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,583
[CHUCKLES]
HE WAS.

1159
00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:49,709
IT'S TRUE, THOUGH.

1160
00:43:49,792 --> 00:43:51,041
I'VE MISSED
A LOT LATELY.

1161
00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:52,208
WELL, YOU'RE HERE NOW.

1162
00:43:52,291 --> 00:43:53,250
YEAH.

1163
00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:54,792
THANKS TO YOU.

1164
00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:55,959
JUST PROMISE ME

1165
00:43:56,041 --> 00:43:58,083
YOU WON'T MAKE ME
DRESS UP FOR HALLOWEEN.

1166
00:43:58,166 --> 00:43:59,542
OH, I MAKE
NO PROMISES.

1167
00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:00,792
IN FACT,

1168
00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:01,959
I COULD SEE YOU

1169
00:44:02,041 --> 00:44:03,375
DRESSED AS A SMARTPHONE.

1170
00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:05,250
LIKE A REALLY SMART
SMARTPHONE.

1171
00:44:05,333 --> 00:44:06,917
I TAKE IT
YOU'VE GOT YOUR COSTUME?

1172
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,125
ARE YOU KIDDING?

1173
00:44:08,208 --> 00:44:09,083
I HAVEN'T MISSED A HALLOWEEN
SINCE I WAS TWO.

1174
00:44:09,166 --> 00:44:10,166
HMM.

1175
00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:11,458
WHICH WAS 20 YEARS AGO.

1176
00:44:11,542 --> 00:44:13,250
-RIGHT.
-I'M SUPER YOUNG.

1177
00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:14,959
ZOE TOLD ME YOU WERE 28.

1178
00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:17,667
DID SHE?

1179
00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:19,458
-[LAUGHING]
-I LOVE HER.

1180
00:44:19,542 --> 00:44:21,166
I'M 34,
IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING.

1181
00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:22,583
OH, I WASN'T.
I GOOGLED YOU.

1182
00:44:22,667 --> 00:44:24,000
I GOOGLED YOU.

1183
00:44:24,083 --> 00:44:25,959
WELL, YOU HAD TO
YOU'RE A TECHIE,

1184
00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:26,959
YOU GOOGLE EVERYONE.

1185
00:44:27,041 --> 00:44:27,917
WELL, NOT EVERYONE.

1186
00:44:31,667 --> 00:44:32,750
OOH, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?

1187
00:44:32,834 --> 00:44:34,375
FOR THE FRONT PORCH?

1188
00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:37,166
UH, YEAH,
I KIND OF LIKE THAT ONE.

1189
00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:38,333
WHOA.

1190
00:44:38,417 --> 00:44:39,959
THAT ONE'S LIKE A PUMPKIN
ATE A PUMPKIN.

1191
00:44:40,041 --> 00:44:41,959
HEY, GO BIG OR GO HOME.

1192
00:44:42,041 --> 00:44:44,083
HOW MUCH
DO YOU THINK IT WEIGHS?

1193
00:44:44,166 --> 00:44:45,166
LISTEN,
JUST 'CAUSE I'M A TECHIE,

1194
00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,750
DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T
LIFT A PUMPKIN.

1195
00:44:51,834 --> 00:44:52,959
[STRAINING]

1196
00:44:53,041 --> 00:44:54,709
[LAUGHS]

1197
00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:56,625
I CAN'T... LIFT THE PUMPKIN.

1198
00:44:56,709 --> 00:44:57,917
OKAY, I'M GONNA HELP YOU.

1199
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,250
I'M COMIN' IN.

1200
00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:02,750
OOH, GOSH,
IT'S REALLY HEAVY.

1201
00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:04,166
RIGHT?

1202
00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:05,792
I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE GOT
MOST OF THE WEIGHT.

1203
00:45:05,875 --> 00:45:06,750
I THINK I DO, ACTUALLY.

1204
00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:07,750
READY?

1205
00:45:07,834 --> 00:45:09,166
YUP.

1206
00:45:09,250 --> 00:45:10,333
[LAUGHING]

1207
00:45:10,417 --> 00:45:11,542
[SIGHS]

1208
00:45:18,291 --> 00:45:19,834
IT FEELS SQUISHY!

1209
00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:21,083
LIKE WORMS.

1210
00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:23,083
DAD, GROSS!

1211
00:45:23,166 --> 00:45:24,333
ARE YOU SURE?

1212
00:45:24,417 --> 00:45:25,667
I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED EATING WORMS.

1213
00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:26,667
[LAUGHING]
NO.

1214
00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:27,583
GET IN THERE.

1215
00:45:27,667 --> 00:45:28,959
DAD...

1216
00:45:29,041 --> 00:45:30,875
OKAY, LET'S TALK COSTUMES.
TIME TO GET SERIOUS.

1217
00:45:30,959 --> 00:45:31,917
ALL RIGHT.

1218
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,291
I'M GOING TO BE
A WITCH.

1219
00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:34,458
GOOD WITCH
OR BAD WITCH?

1220
00:45:34,542 --> 00:45:35,458
A GOOD WITCH.

1221
00:45:35,542 --> 00:45:36,458
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

1222
00:45:36,542 --> 00:45:37,583
DAD...

1223
00:45:37,667 --> 00:45:38,667
WHAT ABOUT YOU, BUDDY?

1224
00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:40,333
I'M GONNA BE
A SPIDER.

1225
00:45:40,417 --> 00:45:41,625
REALLY?

1226
00:45:41,709 --> 00:45:43,166
POPPY SAYS THE BEST WAY
TO GET OVER YOUR FEARS

1227
00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:44,208
IS TO FACE THEM.

1228
00:45:44,291 --> 00:45:45,250
WELL, I...

1229
00:45:45,333 --> 00:45:46,625
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.

1230
00:45:46,709 --> 00:45:49,291
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE
A GREAT SPIDER, BUD.

1231
00:45:49,375 --> 00:45:51,041
I'M GOING TO SCARE EVERYBODY.

1232
00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:52,458
EXCEPT FOR YOURSELF.

1233
00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:53,917
HEY, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW,

1234
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,542
THERE'S A COSTUME SHOP
NEAR WHERE I WORK. WE COULD--

1235
00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:56,542
[SCOFFING]

1236
00:45:56,625 --> 00:45:57,750
COSTUME SHOP?

1237
00:45:57,834 --> 00:45:59,250
THAT'S FOR AMATEURS.

1238
00:45:59,333 --> 00:46:00,917
WE'RE GONNA MAKE
OUR COSTUMES.

1239
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,333
REALLY?

1240
00:46:02,417 --> 00:46:03,458
YEAH, MY SISTER DOES IT
EVERY YEAR.

1241
00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:05,583
WOW.

1242
00:46:05,667 --> 00:46:06,834
OKAY.

1243
00:46:08,083 --> 00:46:08,959
[QUIETLY]
THANKS FOR MAKING OUR DAD

1244
00:46:09,041 --> 00:46:10,125
SPEND TIME WITH US.

1245
00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:13,000
HEY, I DIDN'T
MAKE HIM DO ANYTHING.

1246
00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:14,625
YOU GUYS SHOWED HIM
WHAT HE WAS MISSING.

1247
00:46:14,709 --> 00:46:16,041
ALL RIGHT...

1248
00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:18,375
HEY, DAD?

1249
00:46:18,458 --> 00:46:19,500
YEAH?

1250
00:46:19,583 --> 00:46:21,125
AFTER WE'RE DONE
CARVING PUMPKINS,

1251
00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:22,834
CAN YOU MAKE
YOUR SPECIAL HAMBURGERS?

1252
00:46:22,917 --> 00:46:24,583
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

1253
00:46:24,667 --> 00:46:27,125
UM, YOU KNOW, MAYBE POPPY
CAN HELP WITH THAT.

1254
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,333
YOU'RE GOING BACK TO WORK?

1255
00:46:31,417 --> 00:46:32,375
NO, I'VE GOT A--
I'VE GOT A DINNER THING.

1256
00:46:32,458 --> 00:46:33,375
WITH ABIGAIL?

1257
00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:34,583
Y-YEAH. HOW DID YOU--

1258
00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:35,542
ITALIAN AGAIN?

1259
00:46:36,834 --> 00:46:38,041
HEY, WHY DON'T WE GO TO DINNER?

1260
00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:38,959
HOW DOES PIZZA SOUND?

1261
00:46:39,041 --> 00:46:40,500
-REALLY?
-YEAH!

1262
00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:41,750
I KNOW A GREAT PLACE DOWNTOWN,

1263
00:46:41,834 --> 00:46:43,125
AND I THINK
THE MANAGER LIKES ME,

1264
00:46:43,208 --> 00:46:44,750
SO WE COULD GET EXTRA TOPPINGS.

1265
00:46:44,834 --> 00:46:46,458
ALL RIGHT, WELL,

1266
00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:48,583
LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS
HAVE THINGS COVERED HERE.

1267
00:46:48,667 --> 00:46:50,083
UM, I'M GONNA GO
HEAD UP

1268
00:46:50,166 --> 00:46:51,750
AND GET READY.

1269
00:46:51,834 --> 00:46:53,166
OKAY.

1270
00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:56,041
ALL RIGHT, LET'S FINISH
CARVING THESE PUMPKINS.

1271
00:46:59,458 --> 00:47:01,375
I DON'T LIKE
THIS ABIGAIL PERSON.

1272
00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:03,500
YOU CAN'T DISLIKE SOMEONE
YOU'VE NEVER MET.

1273
00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:05,792
BUT HE'S GONNA MARRY HER,
AND SHE'S GONNA BE OUR NEW MOM.

1274
00:47:05,875 --> 00:47:06,834
WHOA.

1275
00:47:06,917 --> 00:47:08,458
IT'S ONLY THEIR SECOND DATE.

1276
00:47:08,542 --> 00:47:09,417
A LOT HAS TO HAPPEN

1277
00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:10,542
BETWEEN DATE NUMBER TWO

1278
00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:12,041
AND "LET'S GET MARRIED."

1279
00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:14,583
BESIDES, NO ONE COULD EVER
REPLACE YOUR MOM.

1280
00:47:15,792 --> 00:47:16,792
BUT WE DON'T LIKE HER.

1281
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,458
YEAH. WE LIKE YOU.

1282
00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:21,750
I LIKE YOU GUYS, TOO.

1283
00:47:21,834 --> 00:47:23,750
BUT YOU CAN LIKE
MORE THAN ONE PERSON.

1284
00:47:27,959 --> 00:47:29,291
YOU SHOULD MARRY OUR DAD.

1285
00:47:29,375 --> 00:47:30,500
[LAUGHS]

1286
00:47:33,542 --> 00:47:34,959
WHO HERE LIKES PINEAPPLE PIZZA?

1287
00:47:35,041 --> 00:47:36,750
HEY, OUR DAD
LIKES PINEAPPLE PIZZA.

1288
00:47:36,834 --> 00:47:38,041
YOU COULD HAVE THAT
AT YOUR WEDDING.

1289
00:47:38,125 --> 00:47:39,250
AND GUMMY WORMS!

1290
00:47:39,333 --> 00:47:41,291
YOU COULD HAVE
A GUMMY WORM WEDDING CAKE.

1291
00:47:41,375 --> 00:47:43,208
YOU KNOW WHO COULD
PERFORM THE CEREMONY, THIS GUY.

1292
00:47:43,291 --> 00:47:44,417
HE'D BE LIKE,

1293
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:45,834
"YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE."

1294
00:47:45,917 --> 00:47:47,333
[EXAGGERATED SMOOCHING]

1295
00:47:47,417 --> 00:47:49,083
[GIGGLING]

1296
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,917
[ABIGAIL]: WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU COULD MAKE IT OUT TONIGHT.

1297
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,291
IT'S FUNNY,

1298
00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:55,959
I FEEL LIKE I'M STILL
GETTING USED TO

1299
00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:57,667
THE WHOLE DATING THING.

1300
00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:59,542
THE COLOGNE
TIPPED ME OFF.

1301
00:47:59,625 --> 00:48:01,208
TOO MUCH?

1302
00:48:01,291 --> 00:48:02,500
[LAUGHS]

1303
00:48:02,583 --> 00:48:04,125
MAYBE A LITTLE.

1304
00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:06,875
HOPEFULLY, IT WILL
DISSIPATE BY HALLOWEEN.

1305
00:48:06,959 --> 00:48:08,333
WELL, I CAN WAIT.

1306
00:48:08,417 --> 00:48:09,333
GOOD.

1307
00:48:09,417 --> 00:48:10,834
TO BE HONEST,

1308
00:48:10,917 --> 00:48:16,041
I HAVEN'T REALLY DATED
SINCE MY WIFE DIED.

1309
00:48:16,125 --> 00:48:17,834
YOU KNOW, I THINK
IT'S REALLY GREAT

1310
00:48:17,917 --> 00:48:19,417
THAT YOU'RE GETTING
BACK OUT THERE,

1311
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,458
ESPECIALLY WITH ME.

1312
00:48:20,542 --> 00:48:21,667
I MEAN, YOU DON'T EVEN
HAVE TO WORRY

1313
00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:22,792
ABOUT MAKING A GOOD
FIRST IMPRESSION,

1314
00:48:22,875 --> 00:48:25,125
BECAUSE I'M ALREADY
IMPRESSED.

1315
00:48:25,208 --> 00:48:26,500
LIKEWISE.

1316
00:48:26,583 --> 00:48:29,583
LOOK AT US,
IMPRESSING EACH OTHER.

1317
00:48:32,291 --> 00:48:34,208
YOU OKAY?

1318
00:48:34,291 --> 00:48:37,542
UH, YEAH, YEAH.

1319
00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:39,750
ACTUALLY, I'M, UH...

1320
00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:41,750
I THINK MY KIDS
ARE A LITTLE WORRIED

1321
00:48:41,834 --> 00:48:43,750
THAT I'M DATING AGAIN.

1322
00:48:43,834 --> 00:48:45,542
[SIGHS]

1323
00:48:45,625 --> 00:48:48,125
THEY PROBABLY THINK
I'M TRYING TO REPLACE THEIR MOM.

1324
00:48:49,417 --> 00:48:51,291
YOU KNOW,
IT'S LIKE IN BUSINESS.

1325
00:48:51,375 --> 00:48:52,250
WHEN ONE COMPANY
TAKES OVER ANOTHER,

1326
00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:53,458
THE EMPLOYEES ARE ALWAYS WORRIED

1327
00:48:53,542 --> 00:48:54,875
THEY'RE GOING TO BE REPLACED
WITH NEW STAFF.

1328
00:48:54,959 --> 00:48:56,166
YEAH.

1329
00:48:56,250 --> 00:48:57,875
I JUST DON'T THINK
IT HAS TO BE THAT WAY.

1330
00:48:57,959 --> 00:49:00,291
YOU KNOW, WE JUST NEED TO SHOW
ZOE AND ZACH

1331
00:49:00,375 --> 00:49:02,208
THAT NOBODY IS BEING REPLACED.

1332
00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:06,709
I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

1333
00:49:06,792 --> 00:49:08,417
YEAH.

1334
00:49:10,208 --> 00:49:12,083
[♪♪]

1335
00:49:48,583 --> 00:49:50,041
[SIGHS FONDLY]

1336
00:50:07,875 --> 00:50:09,333
[CAR PULLS UP]

1337
00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:20,166
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

1338
00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:21,333
HEY.

1339
00:50:22,458 --> 00:50:26,250
WOW, THESE
ARE AWARD-WINNING.

1340
00:50:26,333 --> 00:50:27,333
[CHUCKLES]

1341
00:50:27,417 --> 00:50:28,667
HOW WAS YOUR DATE?

1342
00:50:28,750 --> 00:50:31,583
NOT EXACTLY
AWARD-WINNING.

1343
00:50:31,667 --> 00:50:33,458
BUT, UH, IT WAS
OKAY, I GUESS.

1344
00:50:33,542 --> 00:50:34,875
OH.

1345
00:50:34,959 --> 00:50:36,291
BUT SHE WANTS TO
GO OUT AGAIN.

1346
00:50:36,375 --> 00:50:37,375
OH.

1347
00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:40,291
SO THAT'S SOMETHING.

1348
00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:41,250
THAT IS SOMETHING.

1349
00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:42,250
IS IT?

1350
00:50:42,333 --> 00:50:43,875
YEAH.

1351
00:50:43,959 --> 00:50:44,959
BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE

1352
00:50:45,041 --> 00:50:46,166
THE KIDS ARE GONNA LIKE
THE IDEA.

1353
00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:48,500
OH, I THINK
THAT'S PROBABLY NATURAL.

1354
00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:49,750
YEAH?

1355
00:50:51,792 --> 00:50:53,291
WELL...

1356
00:50:53,375 --> 00:50:54,458
THANKS AGAIN

1357
00:50:54,542 --> 00:50:55,875
FOR...

1358
00:50:55,959 --> 00:50:58,542
EVERYTHING.

1359
00:50:58,625 --> 00:50:59,542
YOU'RE WELCOME.

1360
00:50:59,625 --> 00:51:00,458
FOR EVERYTHING.

1361
00:51:03,333 --> 00:51:04,917
OH.

1362
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,250
I WAS GETTING MY KEYS.

1363
00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:07,750
SORRY, I...

1364
00:51:07,834 --> 00:51:09,000
I SAW YOU GO IN
FOR THE LEAN,

1365
00:51:09,083 --> 00:51:09,959
I THOUGHT YOU WERE...

1366
00:51:10,041 --> 00:51:11,291
I-I THOUGHT WE WERE...

1367
00:51:13,458 --> 00:51:14,500
UH, HUGGING.

1368
00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:16,792
HUG? THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS?
A HUG?

1369
00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:17,917
WELL...

1370
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,625
IT WAS MORE, SORT OF,
HUG ADJACENT.

1371
00:51:19,709 --> 00:51:20,667
YEAH.

1372
00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:22,000
WHICH IS OKAY, RIGHT?

1373
00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:23,083
WE'RE FRIENDS.

1374
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:24,333
I MEAN...

1375
00:51:24,417 --> 00:51:25,709
FRIENDS--FRIENDS HUG.

1376
00:51:25,792 --> 00:51:27,333
YEAH.

1377
00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:29,208
"HUGS WITH FRIENDS."

1378
00:51:29,291 --> 00:51:30,291
ANOTHER NEW APP.

1379
00:51:30,375 --> 00:51:32,208
THERE YOU GO.

1380
00:51:32,291 --> 00:51:34,208
I OWE YOU AGAIN.

1381
00:51:34,291 --> 00:51:35,542
[KEYS JINGLING]

1382
00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:36,583
OKAY, I'M JUST...

1383
00:51:36,667 --> 00:51:37,625
I'M JUST GETTING MY BAG.

1384
00:51:37,709 --> 00:51:38,750
OKAY, I'LL STAY AWAY.

1385
00:51:38,834 --> 00:51:40,083
BYE, FRIEND.

1386
00:51:40,166 --> 00:51:41,375
BYE... FRIEND.

1387
00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:49,750
[CHUCKLES]

1388
00:51:54,792 --> 00:51:55,750
HUGS WITH FRIENDS?

1389
00:51:55,834 --> 00:51:57,834
IT WAS THE PINNACLE
OF AWKWARD.

1390
00:51:57,917 --> 00:51:59,959
WELL, DID YOU
HUG HIM BACK?

1391
00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:00,959
NO, IT WASN'T ROMANTIC.

1392
00:52:01,041 --> 00:52:02,792
IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING.

1393
00:52:02,875 --> 00:52:04,458
WELL, EVERYTHING
HAPPENS FOR A REASON.

1394
00:52:04,542 --> 00:52:05,500
OH, WOULD YOU NOT
MAKE THIS

1395
00:52:05,583 --> 00:52:06,583
INTO SOMETHING IT'S NOT?

1396
00:52:06,667 --> 00:52:08,500
BECAUSE THIS IS
WHAT YOU DO, POPPY.

1397
00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:10,208
YOU RUN WHEN
THINGS GET GOOD.

1398
00:52:10,291 --> 00:52:11,583
YEAH, WHAT IF
THEY'RE TOO GOOD?

1399
00:52:11,667 --> 00:52:12,750
IT MEANS
THEY MIGHT END BADLY.

1400
00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:14,709
NO, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO.

1401
00:52:14,792 --> 00:52:17,166
SEE, THIS IS COMPLICATED, MEG.

1402
00:52:17,250 --> 00:52:19,208
LIKE, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT ME.

1403
00:52:19,291 --> 00:52:21,500
ZACH AND ZOE WANT ME
TO MARRY THEIR DAD.

1404
00:52:22,792 --> 00:52:24,834
IT'S NOT FAIR
FOR THEM TO THINK

1405
00:52:24,917 --> 00:52:25,750
THAT SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN
BETWEEN RYAN AND I

1406
00:52:25,834 --> 00:52:26,792
WHEN IT CAN'T.

1407
00:52:26,875 --> 00:52:28,750
AND WHY CAN'T IT, EXACTLY?

1408
00:52:28,834 --> 00:52:29,750
HE'S MY BOSS.

1409
00:52:29,834 --> 00:52:30,959
TEMPORARILY.

1410
00:52:31,041 --> 00:52:33,000
HE'S ON DATE NUMBER TWO
WITH ABIGAIL,

1411
00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:34,417
AND DATE NUMBER THREE
IS PENDING.

1412
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:35,750
OH.

1413
00:52:35,834 --> 00:52:37,625
AND HE ASKED ME
FOR DATING ADVICE.

1414
00:52:37,709 --> 00:52:40,041
"OH," AGAIN.

1415
00:52:43,375 --> 00:52:46,000
YOU KNOW,

1416
00:52:46,083 --> 00:52:48,041
I COULDN'T ASK
FOR A BETTER SISTER.

1417
00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:50,417
BUT...?

1418
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,166
YOU'VE BEEN HERE
FOR ME AND THE KIDS.

1419
00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,709
AND I APPRECIATE EVERY MINUTE,

1420
00:52:53,792 --> 00:52:55,500
EVERY DRAGON
PILLOW FIGHT,

1421
00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:57,000
AND MAC AND CHEESE.

1422
00:52:57,083 --> 00:52:57,959
WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS?

1423
00:52:58,041 --> 00:52:59,417
YOU'VE COMMITTED TO US,

1424
00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:01,041
BUT...

1425
00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:03,750
WE CAN'T BE THE ONLY
COMMITMENT THAT YOU MAKE.

1426
00:53:08,375 --> 00:53:09,208
GO DOWN A LITTLE LOWER.

1427
00:53:10,667 --> 00:53:11,667
LITTLE LOWER.

1428
00:53:12,709 --> 00:53:13,625
LOWER.

1429
00:53:13,709 --> 00:53:14,625
OOF.

1430
00:53:14,709 --> 00:53:15,959
GOOD.

1431
00:53:16,041 --> 00:53:17,542
[LAUGHING]

1432
00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:24,667
THIS IS AWESOME.

1433
00:53:26,083 --> 00:53:27,125
GLAD YOU APPROVE.

1434
00:53:27,208 --> 00:53:28,500
I DO.

1435
00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:29,625
QUESTION,

1436
00:53:29,709 --> 00:53:31,875
DO YOU THINK WE NEED
MORE DECORATIONS?

1437
00:53:31,959 --> 00:53:33,166
ABSOLUTELY,

1438
00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:35,166
BUT THEN YOU WOULD NEED
A BIGGER HOUSE.

1439
00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:36,667
WHERE ARE THE YOUNG 'UNS?

1440
00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:38,250
UH, THEY'RE UPSTAIRS
BRUSHING THEIR TEETH.

1441
00:53:40,542 --> 00:53:41,417
YOU DIDN'T?

1442
00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:42,500
WHAT?

1443
00:53:42,583 --> 00:53:44,417
CANDY FOR BREAKFAST?

1444
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:47,250
OH, IT'S JUST
ONE LITTLE PIECE.

1445
00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:48,333
CREAM, TWO SUGARS?

1446
00:53:48,417 --> 00:53:50,333
BLACK, ONE SUGAR?

1447
00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:56,792
IF SOMEBODY CAME IN HERE
AND SAW US,

1448
00:53:56,875 --> 00:53:58,417
THEY'D THINK WE WERE
SOME OLD MARRIED COUPLE.

1449
00:53:58,500 --> 00:53:59,458
OLD?

1450
00:53:59,542 --> 00:54:00,625
SUPER OLD.

1451
00:54:00,709 --> 00:54:02,166
HOW MANY DECADES
HAVE WE BEEN TOGETHER?

1452
00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:03,417
THREE?

1453
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:04,500
WE MET...

1454
00:54:04,583 --> 00:54:05,542
ON A BLIND DATE.

1455
00:54:05,625 --> 00:54:06,500
ON A BLIND DATE, YES.

1456
00:54:06,583 --> 00:54:07,667
WE HAD A SMALL WEDDING.

1457
00:54:07,750 --> 00:54:08,834
A BIG WEDDING,

1458
00:54:08,917 --> 00:54:11,792
AND WE HONEYMOONED
AT NIAGARA FALLS.

1459
00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,709
NO, SEE, YOU THOUGHT
IT WAS NIAGARA FALLS,

1460
00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:14,917
BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE

1461
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,333
THE TOILET OVERFLOWED
IN THE AIRPORT HOTEL

1462
00:54:17,417 --> 00:54:19,333
WHEN OUR FLIGHT WAS CANCELED.

1463
00:54:19,417 --> 00:54:20,750
AH, I REMEMBER NOW.

1464
00:54:20,834 --> 00:54:22,375
YES, AND INSTEAD,

1465
00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:26,875
WE STAYED UP THE WHOLE NIGHT
JUST LISTENING TO MUSIC.

1466
00:54:26,959 --> 00:54:28,917
[TURNS UP RADIO]

1467
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,834
OH, MY, I DO BELIEVE
THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG.

1468
00:54:31,917 --> 00:54:33,333
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

1469
00:54:33,417 --> 00:54:34,709
[CHUCKLES]

1470
00:54:34,792 --> 00:54:35,834
WHAT DO YOU SAY,

1471
00:54:35,917 --> 00:54:37,166
ONE DANCE,

1472
00:54:37,250 --> 00:54:38,333
FOR OLD TIMES SAKE?

1473
00:54:38,417 --> 00:54:40,333
HOW CAN I SAY NO TO THAT?

1474
00:54:40,417 --> 00:54:41,333
YOU CAN'T.

1475
00:54:41,417 --> 00:54:42,333
[LAUGHING]

1476
00:54:42,417 --> 00:54:43,875
[♪♪]

1477
00:54:43,959 --> 00:54:45,250
♪ YOU ALWAYS KEEP ME GUESSING

1478
00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:49,208
♪ I NEVER SEEM TO KNOW
WHAT YOU ARE THINKIN'... ♪

1479
00:54:51,709 --> 00:54:54,250
♪ AND IF A FELLA LOOKS AT YOU

1480
00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:57,500
♪ FOR SURE YOUR LITTLE EYE
WILL BE A-WINKING... ♪

1481
00:54:57,583 --> 00:54:58,875
[FOOTSTEPS ON THE STAIRS]

1482
00:54:58,959 --> 00:55:01,291
POPPY!

1483
00:55:01,375 --> 00:55:02,792
GUESS WHAT?

1484
00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:04,250
DAD SAID HE'S GONNA TAKE US
TRICK-OR-TREATING

1485
00:55:04,333 --> 00:55:05,291
ON HALLOWEEN.

1486
00:55:05,375 --> 00:55:06,500
NICE TRY.

1487
00:55:06,583 --> 00:55:08,041
I SAID POPPY WILL TAKE YOU
TRICK-OR-TREATING,

1488
00:55:08,125 --> 00:55:09,166
AND I'LL TRY TO GET THERE
AT THE END.

1489
00:55:09,250 --> 00:55:10,875
WHAT TIME
IS THE END AGAIN?

1490
00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:11,792
WELL, WHENEVER
YOU GUYS ARE DONE

1491
00:55:11,875 --> 00:55:12,959
AND EATING CANDY,

1492
00:55:13,041 --> 00:55:14,375
AND BY THE WAY,
YOU'D BETTER SAVE ME SOME.

1493
00:55:14,458 --> 00:55:15,750
OH, WE MAKE
NO PROMISES.

1494
00:55:15,834 --> 00:55:17,375
BUT WE ARE MAKING...

1495
00:55:19,166 --> 00:55:20,375
OUR COSTUMES!

1496
00:55:20,458 --> 00:55:22,125
WE'RE GOING TO
FINISH THEM TODAY.

1497
00:55:22,208 --> 00:55:23,500
WHOA. IMPRESSIVE.

1498
00:55:23,583 --> 00:55:25,875
POPPY SAID SHE'S GOING
TO MAKE THESE COSTUMES

1499
00:55:25,959 --> 00:55:27,125
REALLY SPECIAL
FOR US.

1500
00:55:27,208 --> 00:55:28,959
I FIGURED THEY HAVEN'T REALLY
DONE HALLOWEEN

1501
00:55:29,041 --> 00:55:30,125
IN A COUPLE YEARS,

1502
00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:31,083
SO IT WAS TIME
TO DO IT RIGHT.

1503
00:55:31,166 --> 00:55:32,750
GO HOME OR GO BIG, RIGHT?

1504
00:55:32,834 --> 00:55:34,041
IS THAT RIGHT?

1505
00:55:34,125 --> 00:55:35,834
THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.

1506
00:55:35,917 --> 00:55:36,959
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
TIME FOR SCHOOL.

1507
00:55:37,041 --> 00:55:40,250
HEY, WHY DON'T WE,
UH, WALK TODAY?

1508
00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:42,208
BUT AREN'T YOU GOING
TO BE LATE FOR WORK?

1509
00:55:42,291 --> 00:55:44,333
WELL, I'M CONFRONTING
MY FEARS, TOO.

1510
00:55:44,417 --> 00:55:45,709
GO ON, GO GET
YOUR BAGS.

1511
00:55:45,792 --> 00:55:47,250
RACE YOU.

1512
00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:48,583
[ZACH]: NO FAIR.
YOU GOT A HEAD START!

1513
00:55:48,667 --> 00:55:50,333
[ZOE]: NO, I DIDN'T.

1514
00:55:55,625 --> 00:55:57,917
[♪♪]

1515
00:56:11,625 --> 00:56:13,208
[ABIGAIL]:
THE PEOPLE ATTENDING

1516
00:56:13,291 --> 00:56:14,500
ARE NOT TECH-SAVVY,

1517
00:56:14,583 --> 00:56:17,166
SO YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
TO KEEP YOUR GEEK-SPEAK

1518
00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:18,959
TO A MINIMUM.

1519
00:56:19,041 --> 00:56:20,500
IS THIS YOUR CODED WAY

1520
00:56:20,583 --> 00:56:23,000
OF TELLING ME TO NOT
TALK ABOUT CODING?

1521
00:56:23,083 --> 00:56:24,750
IT WASN'T EXACTLY CODED.

1522
00:56:24,834 --> 00:56:25,834
[CHUCKLES]

1523
00:56:25,917 --> 00:56:28,667
I WILL MINIMIZE
MY INNER GEEK

1524
00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:30,792
FOR THE PRESENTATION.

1525
00:56:30,875 --> 00:56:31,750
GOOD.

1526
00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:37,542
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO TOKYO?

1527
00:56:37,625 --> 00:56:40,542
UM, I BARELY HAVE TIME
TO COME HERE.

1528
00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:42,333
WELL, AFTER THE PRESENTATION,

1529
00:56:42,417 --> 00:56:44,500
WHICH I KNOW
HAGASHIMOTO WILL LOVE,

1530
00:56:44,583 --> 00:56:45,542
WE SHOULD GO.

1531
00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:47,250
-TO TOKYO?
-YEAH.

1532
00:56:47,333 --> 00:56:48,500
WE'LL TAKE THE CORPORATE JET,

1533
00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:49,667
MEET EVERYONE.

1534
00:56:49,750 --> 00:56:51,041
IT'S AN AMAZING CITY.

1535
00:56:51,125 --> 00:56:52,750
IT'S JUST LIKE NEW YORK,
NO ONE EVER SLEEPS.

1536
00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:00,166
YOU GOT SOMETHING
ON YOUR SCHEDULE

1537
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,500
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?

1538
00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:04,458
UM, I PROMISED THE KIDS
I'D BE HOME BEFORE DARK.

1539
00:57:04,542 --> 00:57:05,583
HMM.

1540
00:57:05,667 --> 00:57:07,000
OR YOU'LL TURN INTO A PUMPKIN.

1541
00:57:07,083 --> 00:57:09,083
THERE WERE PUMPKINS INVOLVED.

1542
00:57:09,166 --> 00:57:10,125
[CELL PHONE RINGS]

1543
00:57:12,291 --> 00:57:13,458
HAGASHIMOTO-SAN.

1544
00:57:15,333 --> 00:57:17,458
OHIO GOZIAMAS.

1545
00:57:17,542 --> 00:57:19,834
MM-HMM.

1546
00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:23,917
OOH!

1547
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
GIVE IT!
BRING IT HERE, BRING IT HERE!

1548
00:57:26,083 --> 00:57:28,166
STAND AT THE STREET.

1549
00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:30,375
POPPY!

1550
00:57:30,458 --> 00:57:31,625
YAHOO! I CAUGHT IT!

1551
00:57:31,709 --> 00:57:32,959
WHOO-HOO!

1552
00:57:33,041 --> 00:57:34,333
OH, GOOD CATCH.

1553
00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:36,583
THIS LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY
SERIOUS GAME YOU GUYS GOT.

1554
00:57:36,667 --> 00:57:38,291
DAD, YOU'RE HERE!

1555
00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:39,750
WELL, LISTEN,

1556
00:57:39,834 --> 00:57:40,750
IT'S NOT
A REAL FOOTBALL GAME

1557
00:57:40,834 --> 00:57:42,291
TILL THE QUARTERBACK
SHOWS UP.

1558
00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:44,291
YEAH?
WHEN DOES HE GET HERE?

1559
00:57:44,375 --> 00:57:45,959
HEY, ENOUGH OUTTA YOU.

1560
00:57:46,041 --> 00:57:47,917
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
GUYS VERSUS GIRLS?

1561
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,375
[GASPING]
YOU ARE SO ON.

1562
00:57:49,458 --> 00:57:50,375
ALL RIGHT.

1563
00:57:52,083 --> 00:57:53,125
HUT!

1564
00:57:54,417 --> 00:57:56,291
[SHOUTING PLAYFULLY]

1565
00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:57,750
GO, GET OPEN,
GET OPEN!

1566
00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:01,542
YES!

1567
00:58:01,625 --> 00:58:02,875
TOUCHDOWN!

1568
00:58:02,959 --> 00:58:03,917
HIKE!

1569
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:04,875
NOW GO GET HER.

1570
00:58:04,959 --> 00:58:06,041
WHOA!

1571
00:58:06,125 --> 00:58:07,166
GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT.

1572
00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:08,166
YES, YES!

1573
00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:09,291
NO, YOU--

1574
00:58:09,375 --> 00:58:10,750
-POPPY!
-NO, NO, NO, NO.

1575
00:58:10,834 --> 00:58:11,792
OH!

1576
00:58:11,875 --> 00:58:13,542
[LAUGHING]

1577
00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:14,667
SLAM!

1578
00:58:18,750 --> 00:58:20,917
-UH-OH.
-OH, NO!

1579
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:21,959
COME ON.

1580
00:58:22,041 --> 00:58:23,000
TOUCHDOWN!

1581
00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:23,959
YOU'RE KIDDING ME,
THAT'S...

1582
00:58:24,041 --> 00:58:25,291
DOGPILE!

1583
00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:26,333
DOGPILE!

1584
00:58:26,417 --> 00:58:27,834
NO WAY--

1585
00:58:27,917 --> 00:58:29,959
NO, NO, NO, NO!

1586
00:58:30,041 --> 00:58:31,041
[SQUEALING AND LAUGHING]

1587
00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:32,333
WHAT ARE YOU
TACKLING ME FOR?

1588
00:58:32,417 --> 00:58:34,667
WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM.

1589
00:58:34,750 --> 00:58:36,000
♪ HELLO!

1590
00:58:38,041 --> 00:58:38,959
OH.

1591
00:58:39,041 --> 00:58:39,959
UH...

1592
00:58:44,041 --> 00:58:46,250
EVERYONE, THIS IS, UH, ABIGAIL.

1593
00:58:54,458 --> 00:58:56,333
ABIGAIL, THESE ARE...

1594
00:58:56,417 --> 00:58:57,583
THESE ARE MY KIDS.

1595
00:58:57,667 --> 00:58:58,792
ZOE,

1596
00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:00,291
AND ZACH, RIGHT?

1597
00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:01,417
IT IS SO LOVELY
TO MEET YOU BOTH.

1598
00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:04,125
AND THIS IS POPPY,
MY, UH--

1599
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:05,125
I MEAN, OUR...

1600
00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:07,000
UH...

1601
00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:08,000
NANNY.

1602
00:59:08,083 --> 00:59:09,041
NANNY.

1603
00:59:09,125 --> 00:59:10,375
NICE TO MEET YOU, ABIGAIL.

1604
00:59:10,458 --> 00:59:11,959
LIKEWISE.

1605
00:59:12,041 --> 00:59:13,041
UM, FOREIGN ANALYTICS CAME IN.

1606
00:59:13,125 --> 00:59:14,083
I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT THEM.

1607
00:59:14,166 --> 00:59:15,417
YOU DIDN'T
ANSWER YOUR PHONE.

1608
00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:16,583
YEAH, SORRY.

1609
00:59:16,667 --> 00:59:17,625
I WAS GOING FOR
A TWO-POINT CONVERSION.

1610
00:59:17,709 --> 00:59:19,583
POPPY SCORED

1611
00:59:19,667 --> 00:59:20,583
THREE TOUCHDOWNS!

1612
00:59:20,667 --> 00:59:21,625
UH, TWO TOUCHDOWNS.

1613
00:59:21,709 --> 00:59:22,792
THAT LAST ONE DOES NOT COUNT.

1614
00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:23,792
OF COURSE, IT COUNTS.

1615
00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:24,875
NO WAY, NO.

1616
00:59:24,959 --> 00:59:25,875
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER.

1617
00:59:25,959 --> 00:59:26,959
[CHUCKLING]
OKAY.

1618
00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:27,792
I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK
ANYWAY, SO...

1619
00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:31,458
UM...

1620
00:59:31,542 --> 00:59:33,208
BUT YOU KNOW, UH...

1621
00:59:33,291 --> 00:59:35,083
WE COULD WORK HERE.

1622
00:59:35,166 --> 00:59:36,333
OH.

1623
00:59:37,542 --> 00:59:38,625
I SUPPOSE.

1624
00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:40,083
THEN WE CAN HAVE DINNER,

1625
00:59:40,166 --> 00:59:42,417
AND, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE MAKING, UH,

1626
00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:43,542
PUMPKIN PASTA,
PUMPKIN SOUP,

1627
00:59:43,625 --> 00:59:44,625
PUMPKIN PIE.

1628
00:59:44,709 --> 00:59:45,959
PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING
PUMPKIN, RIGHT?

1629
00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:47,041
I MEAN...

1630
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:48,709
UM...

1631
00:59:48,792 --> 00:59:49,750
I MEAN, IF THAT'S OKAY?

1632
00:59:49,834 --> 00:59:51,041
OH!
THE MORE THE MERRIER.

1633
00:59:51,125 --> 00:59:52,625
THANK YOU, POPPY.

1634
00:59:52,709 --> 00:59:53,750
ALL RIGHT.

1635
00:59:53,834 --> 00:59:54,875
GREAT.

1636
00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:56,458
GOOD GAME,
GOOD GAME, GUYS...

1637
00:59:56,542 --> 00:59:57,750
YEAH. IT WAS FUN, DAD.

1638
00:59:57,834 --> 01:00:01,333
OKAY, SO,
WHAT'S THE LATEST?

1639
01:00:01,417 --> 01:00:04,291
[♪♪]

1640
01:00:13,208 --> 01:00:15,000
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

1641
01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:22,041
WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

1642
01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:24,125
A LITTLE REVISION,

1643
01:00:24,208 --> 01:00:25,125
AND THAT COULD WORK.

1644
01:00:25,208 --> 01:00:26,083
[CELL PHONE RINGS]

1645
01:00:27,166 --> 01:00:28,125
OH, YEAH.

1646
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,166
OH, SORRY,

1647
01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:31,083
IT'S ZOE.

1648
01:00:31,166 --> 01:00:33,583
YEAH?

1649
01:00:33,667 --> 01:00:35,166
NOW?

1650
01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:38,417
EVERYTHING OKAY?

1651
01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:40,083
YEAH, I'LL JUST BE
A FEW MINUTES.

1652
01:00:40,166 --> 01:00:41,542
OKAY.

1653
01:00:50,333 --> 01:00:52,125
OKAY.

1654
01:00:52,208 --> 01:00:53,250
READY!

1655
01:00:53,333 --> 01:00:55,250
ALL RIGHT THEN,
KEEP THEM CLOSED.

1656
01:00:55,333 --> 01:00:58,000
OKAY.

1657
01:00:58,083 --> 01:00:59,417
THE SUSPENSE
IS KILLING US.

1658
01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:00,667
COMPLETELY!

1659
01:01:00,750 --> 01:01:04,000
OKAY, YOU CAN
OPEN THEM.

1660
01:01:04,083 --> 01:01:07,083
YOU LOOK AMAZING!

1661
01:01:07,166 --> 01:01:08,291
BEYOND AMAZING.

1662
01:01:08,375 --> 01:01:09,625
I KNOW.

1663
01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:11,834
I MEAN, THANK YOU.

1664
01:01:11,917 --> 01:01:14,250
NOW, INTRODUCING,

1665
01:01:14,333 --> 01:01:17,834
THE SPIDER
FROM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES!

1666
01:01:17,917 --> 01:01:18,834
OH, NO!

1667
01:01:18,917 --> 01:01:19,792
OH, MY GOSH...

1668
01:01:19,875 --> 01:01:20,917
I HATE SPIDERS!

1669
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,041
DON'T LET
THAT SPIDER IN HERE! NO!

1670
01:01:22,125 --> 01:01:23,041
GET OUT OF HERE! NO!

1671
01:01:23,125 --> 01:01:24,000
NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO!

1672
01:01:24,083 --> 01:01:25,166
[SQUEALING]

1673
01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:26,125
HEY, GET IN HERE.

1674
01:01:26,208 --> 01:01:27,125
GROUP SELFIE.

1675
01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:28,083
OKAY.

1676
01:01:29,166 --> 01:01:30,291
HERE WE GO.

1677
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:32,959
OKAY.

1678
01:01:33,041 --> 01:01:34,667
SILLY.

1679
01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:36,250
-[SHUTTER CLICKS]
-WOW.

1680
01:01:36,333 --> 01:01:38,458
YOU KIDS LOOK ADORABLE.

1681
01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:43,500
SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN A NANNY, POPPY?

1682
01:01:43,583 --> 01:01:44,500
OH, A COUPLE
WEEKS NOW.

1683
01:01:44,583 --> 01:01:46,208
REALLY?

1684
01:01:46,291 --> 01:01:47,542
POPPY'S, UH,
NEPHEWS

1685
01:01:47,625 --> 01:01:48,750
GO TO SCHOOL
WITH THE KIDS.

1686
01:01:48,834 --> 01:01:49,875
OH.

1687
01:01:49,959 --> 01:01:52,625
POPPY'S
THE BEST NANNY EVER.

1688
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,750
NOBODY WILL EVER REPLACE HER.

1689
01:01:54,834 --> 01:01:57,625
ZOE, FLATTERY WILL
GET YOU EVERYWHERE.

1690
01:01:57,709 --> 01:01:59,917
SO, WHAT DID YOU DO
BEFORE THIS?

1691
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,542
POPPY CAN DO ANYTHING.

1692
01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:03,583
AGAIN, THAT WOULD BE
AN EXAGGERATION.

1693
01:02:03,667 --> 01:02:05,542
POPPY MADE
OUR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES,

1694
01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:06,917
BY HAND.

1695
01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:09,792
THAT IS VERY INDUSTRIOUS.

1696
01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:10,917
I DO HAVE TO ADMIT,

1697
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,333
THAT SPIDER COSTUME
WAS QUITE SCARY.

1698
01:02:13,417 --> 01:02:14,959
HE'S NOT AFRAID
OF SPIDERS ANYMORE.

1699
01:02:15,041 --> 01:02:16,625
POPPY TAUGHT US
HOW TO FACE OUR FEARS.

1700
01:02:16,709 --> 01:02:18,709
YOU KNOW, I HAD A COSTUME
WHEN I WAS A KID,

1701
01:02:18,792 --> 01:02:20,667
IT WAS SO COOL,

1702
01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:23,166
I THINK I PROBABLY WORE IT
FOUR HALLOWEENS IN A ROW.

1703
01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:24,166
WHAT WERE YOU?

1704
01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,208
A KNIGHT.

1705
01:02:25,291 --> 01:02:26,208
IN SHINING ARMOR?

1706
01:02:26,291 --> 01:02:27,417
MORE LIKE TINFOIL.

1707
01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:30,000
MY FAVORITE COSTUME
WAS AN ASTRONAUT.

1708
01:02:30,083 --> 01:02:31,583
-REALLY?
-YEAH.

1709
01:02:31,667 --> 01:02:33,083
WHAT PLANETS
DID YOU VISIT?

1710
01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:36,083
WELL, I DIDN'T
ACTUALLY LEAVE EARTH.

1711
01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:38,125
BUT YOU WERE
AN ASTRONAUT.

1712
01:02:40,166 --> 01:02:41,458
I THINK WHAT ABIGAIL'S
TRYING TO SAY IS,

1713
01:02:41,542 --> 01:02:43,333
THAT SHE WENT TO
SO MANY PLANETS,

1714
01:02:43,417 --> 01:02:46,125
THAT SHE COULDN'T
KEEP TRACK OF ALL OF THEM.

1715
01:02:46,208 --> 01:02:47,333
THANK YOU, POPPY.

1716
01:02:47,417 --> 01:02:48,458
YEAH.

1717
01:02:48,542 --> 01:02:49,375
SO WHAT WAS
YOUR FAVORITE PLANET?

1718
01:02:49,458 --> 01:02:50,417
PLUTO.

1719
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:51,792
[SIGHS TESTILY]

1720
01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:53,834
PLUTO'S NOT A PLANET ANYMORE.

1721
01:02:53,917 --> 01:02:55,542
ACTUALLY,
THAT'S INACCURATE, ZOE.

1722
01:02:55,625 --> 01:02:58,166
MOST EXPERTS SAY THAT PLUTO
IS STILL A DWARF PLANET.

1723
01:02:58,250 --> 01:02:59,166
IT'S IN THE KUIPER BELT.

1724
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,291
ARE YOU GOING TO BE
AN ASTRONAUT THIS YEAR?

1725
01:03:02,375 --> 01:03:03,458
MM.

1726
01:03:03,542 --> 01:03:05,166
YOUR FATHER AND I
HAVE A PRESENTATION,

1727
01:03:05,250 --> 01:03:06,417
SO WE'RE GOING TO BE
WEARING BUSINESS CLOTHES.

1728
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:08,917
YEAH, IT'S A BIG DAY FOR US.

1729
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:09,875
IT'S A BIG DAY
FOR US, TOO.

1730
01:03:09,959 --> 01:03:11,041
IT'S HALLOWEEN.

1731
01:03:11,125 --> 01:03:12,250
THAT'S RIGHT,

1732
01:03:12,333 --> 01:03:13,750
AND I WILL BE HOME
RIGHT AFTER WE'RE DONE.

1733
01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:17,250
OH, I HATE TO BRING THIS UP,

1734
01:03:17,333 --> 01:03:20,083
BUT HAGASHIMOTO HAS ASKED US
TO BE HIS DINNER GUESTS

1735
01:03:20,166 --> 01:03:21,041
AFTER THE PRESENTATION.

1736
01:03:21,125 --> 01:03:23,625
OH. UM...

1737
01:03:23,709 --> 01:03:26,000
IS THAT... NECESSARY?

1738
01:03:26,083 --> 01:03:28,542
IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED
AN INSULT IF WE DIDN'T.

1739
01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:29,959
RIGHT.

1740
01:03:30,041 --> 01:03:31,041
OKAY.

1741
01:03:35,792 --> 01:03:38,625
SO NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN
GOING TO BE THERE AT ALL.

1742
01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:40,917
OH, HANG ON...

1743
01:03:42,208 --> 01:03:43,333
BOTH OF YOU?

1744
01:03:43,417 --> 01:03:44,959
NO, I GOT IT,
I GOT IT.

1745
01:03:45,041 --> 01:03:46,250
ARE YOU SURE? OKAY.

1746
01:04:00,959 --> 01:04:02,500
IT'S FUNNY,

1747
01:04:02,583 --> 01:04:04,041
I TALK WITH
CEOS OF COMPANIES.

1748
01:04:04,125 --> 01:04:06,166
IN JAPANESE.

1749
01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:08,667
TALKING WITH KIDS
IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY.

1750
01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:09,750
KIDS ARE LIKE CEOS,

1751
01:04:09,834 --> 01:04:11,375
EXCEPT THEY'RE SHORTER,

1752
01:04:11,458 --> 01:04:12,375
AND SMARTER.

1753
01:04:12,458 --> 01:04:13,667
[CHUCKLING]

1754
01:04:15,083 --> 01:04:16,834
YOU'RE REALLY GOOD WITH THEM.

1755
01:04:16,917 --> 01:04:18,709
OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
OUR FIRST DAY TOGETHER.

1756
01:04:18,792 --> 01:04:21,000
THEY BARELY SPOKE TO ME,

1757
01:04:21,083 --> 01:04:23,291
AND I'M NOT EVEN GONNA MENTION
THE HUNGRY GOAT INCIDENT.

1758
01:04:23,375 --> 01:04:24,709
GOAT?

1759
01:04:24,792 --> 01:04:26,125
THE THING ABOUT KIDS IS,

1760
01:04:26,208 --> 01:04:27,917
THEY'RE FUNNY,

1761
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,792
AND SNEAKY,

1762
01:04:29,875 --> 01:04:30,917
AND DIFFICULT,

1763
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,333
GOOFY, CLEVER,
COMPETITIVE.

1764
01:04:32,417 --> 01:04:33,750
I MEAN, THEY'RE KIDS,

1765
01:04:33,834 --> 01:04:35,250
SO THEY'RE LOTS OF THINGS,

1766
01:04:35,333 --> 01:04:37,250
BUT THEY'LL TEST YOU
BEFORE THEY TRUST YOU.

1767
01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:41,000
ALL RIGHT.

1768
01:04:41,083 --> 01:04:42,250
CRISIS AVERTED.

1769
01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:44,458
OH, GOOD.

1770
01:04:44,542 --> 01:04:45,583
I WILL GET THEM READY FOR BED.

1771
01:04:45,667 --> 01:04:46,542
THANK YOU.

1772
01:04:48,834 --> 01:04:50,917
WELL, I, UM,
SHOULD GET GOING.

1773
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,375
WE CAN FINISH THIS
UP TOMORROW.

1774
01:04:52,458 --> 01:04:53,667
I'LL WALK YOU OUT.

1775
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,333
[POPPY]:
OKAY, LET'S BUILD A FORT.

1776
01:04:56,417 --> 01:04:57,417
-OKAY.
-YEAH!

1777
01:04:57,500 --> 01:05:01,208
SO, I GUESS
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

1778
01:05:01,291 --> 01:05:03,041
BRIGHT AND EARLY.

1779
01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:05,500
GOODNIGHT.

1780
01:05:27,208 --> 01:05:28,625
"THE VERY NEXT DAY,

1781
01:05:28,709 --> 01:05:32,000
"POOR ICHABOD CRANE
DID N