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Provided by explosiveskull
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Lights out!
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Cletus, are you there?
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My angel.
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This is for you.
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What did the doctor say?
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He said the mutations
are advancing.
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My powers are too strong.
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Cletus, I'm scared.
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It's gonna be okay.
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They're coming to take me away.
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They're sending me to a place
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where there are others like me.
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They can't do that.
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They can't take you from me.
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You're my one bright light.
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I will always love you!
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Frances!
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Get off!
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Frances!
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No! No!
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Any last words?
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Welcome to your new home,
Frances.
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Your old
boyfriend's finally getting
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what he deserves.
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And the world will be
a safer place without him.
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Detective Mulligan,
with all due respect,
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I don't want anything to do
with Cletus Kasady.
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Well, that's too bad,
because he only wants to see you.
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Though, in my opinion, you had
your chance with Kasady
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and you blew it.
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Right, um, so...
what does he want?
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Maybe he wants
to spill the beans
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about where the missing bodies
are buried.
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So you're gonna have to do
the right thing for a change.
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No!
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Take your tiny hands off of me!
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We should be out there
protecting the city lethally!
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What was that?
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Unhand me!
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Man should never
consent to crawl
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when he has
the impulse to fly.
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You are a bottom-feeder.
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Be quiet.
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How many times have I told you
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that I want you to hide
yourself when I am working?
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I am serious. It is important.
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You have to show me respect.
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- Respect? Respect?
- Yes. Yes.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Kasady gonna give you
the scoop, right?
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- Right.
- Wrong.
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- What do you mean?
- Because you blow everything.
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Oh, okay, I see.
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You're talking
about Anne again.
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I miss her!
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I will do it.
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I don't like you.
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Let me eat him!
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You do not deserve nice things.
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Welcome back, Eddie Brock.
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I've been thinking about you.
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What do you want, Cletus?
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I mean, why am I here?
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Do a man who's buried alive
a kindness, won't you?
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Get a message out to all my...
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fans.
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And in return,
I'll give you my life.
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What?
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Story.
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I heard the written word
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hasn't been working out
so well.
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Piece like this,
an exclusive...
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...would put you back on top.
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Go on.
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People love...
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serial killers.
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All my secrets laid bare,
Eddie.
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So much carnage.
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But why me?
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I like you.
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All right, it's a deal.
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What's your message?
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That distant cathedral
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- is all I see...
- Mm-hmm.
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...fractured angel
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the other part of me.
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Print that in your column.
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Is that it? This, um...
Who's gonna...
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Who's gonna read that,
some random haiku?
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Print it,
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and what's mine is yours.
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Wow, lucky me.
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Goodbye, Eddie.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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What a dick.
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Eddie, look. Look.
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What are you doing?
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Your job for you.
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Eddie.
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Don't forget me, Eddie.
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What did you get?
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Uh, I got a headache
and probably got tuberculosis.
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What? A little louder.
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He read me poetry, man.
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Is this some kind of joke
to you, Eddie?
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Because I'm not laughing.
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Yeah,
you could do with a laugh.
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Come on, man.
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These things, they just take
a little time, all right?
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Well, the second
he gives you something...
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Of course.
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Keep me ahead of the curve,
Eddie.
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- Don't embarrass me.
- All right.
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Do you understand?
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Trust me, the only scoop
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I'm getting today
is double chocolate chip.
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No! I get brain freeze.
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Come here.
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Look.
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- I'm looking.
- Grab those.
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All right.
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Whoa. Okay.
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Now, what do you think?
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- I think I'm Pablo Picasso.
- No!
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- Okay.
- Come here. Look.
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- Well, say what you see.
- Uh, it's a house.
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Never mind.
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Oh, I know this one.
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- It's a tree.
- Idiot.
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Sit down.
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Now, pay attention.
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Bingo.
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Holy cow.
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Would you say your
friendship with Cletus Kasady
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is what allowed you to solve
this decades-old mystery?
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You are the only person
from the outside world
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he's spoken with.
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Seems he likes you.
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Well, you know,
he's a serial killer.
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I don't see how
he can like anyone.
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Brock was able to uncover
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what the FBI and police
could not.
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Bowing to public outrage,
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the governor of California
has overturned his moratorium
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and reinstated
the death penalty for Kasady.
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Brock's career has been given
a much-needed revival,
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putting him back on top
once more.
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A harrowing story
finally comes to an end.
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Vindication for the victims
and closure for the families.
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Thanks to the diligence
of one man.
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- Thank you, Eddie Brock.
- And Venom.
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You know,
this could be us, Eddie.
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Going out there, solving cases,
fighting bad guys.
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Maybe I eat them, hmm?
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And then we save the day.
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But we saved the day.
It's done.
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You said I could eat bad guys!
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This again?
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I need to be free,
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feeling the wind in my hair
and the sand between my toes.
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You don't have any hair.
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You are not listening to me.
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Oh, I'm listening.
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I cannot live
like this anymore.
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- I'm starving.
- So eat those guys.
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I can't.
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Sonny and Cher
are best friends.
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Are you serious?
That's ridiculous. That's what...
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Man, that was abusive.
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That was abuse.
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And that's a $2,000 TV.
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You have got to get control
of your aggression.
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That is why we have Snookie!
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I cannot live on chicken
and chocolate alone.
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I need brains.
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Chickens have brains.
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I most passionately disagree.
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Look.
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Look at those poor idiots.
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Small brains.
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Come on, man, it's not
their fault that you, uh...
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you live on
the old phenylethyla...
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- laphenylethylan.
- Phenylethylalanine.
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Yeah, I just...
I just said that.
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I've told you a thousand times,
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- because it is only found...
- Yeah?
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- ...in brains and in chocolate.
- And in chocolate.
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That's right. All right,
well, how about this?
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You live in my body,
you live by my rules.
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- I live in your body because...
- Why?
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...unfortunately,
I don't have many options.
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Well, how about this, son?
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The FBI is still
investigating us
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for all of that stuff that
"we were involved with,"
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so if one more head
goes missing,
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we will get hauled off
into Area 51.
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They will kill us both.
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So somebody has to be
responsible.
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Responsibility...
it's for the mediocre.
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- Food!
- Can you stop doing that?
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- Food! Food!
- Please just stop doing that now.
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- Come on, stop doing that.
- Food!
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- I have a deadline! Will you...
- Food...!
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Goddamn it! Fine!
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- Good evening, Eddie.
- Hey, Mrs. Chen.
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Good evening, Venom.
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He says hi. Oh.
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Chocolate hasn't arrived yet.
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- No!
- Oh, no. We have a deal.
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What's gonna happen?
You gonna stop protecting me?
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I don't think so.
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I've been keeping
my mouth shut,
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- feeding your little secret.
- Wow.
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Little old Mrs. Chen is
a little old blackmailer, huh?
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Less of the old. I am 39.
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- And I am Barry Manilow.
- Right.
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I am happy to eat Mrs. Chen.
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No, no, you cannot eat
Mrs. Chen.
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- What?
- Well, I guess it's gonna have to be plan B.
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What's plan B?
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Aah! Not this again!
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I need human brains to survive.
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Uh-uh.
Now, pick up some chickens, man.
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Let's go.
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I'm done with this grossness.
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Look at all the amazing things
that we can do.
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We are wasting our talent.
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Bad guy.
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Hello, kitty.
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Leave him. Leave him be.
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Leave him be! Leave him be!
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- I shall remove your head.
- No, you won't.
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- I will use it for bowling!
- No, you will not.
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I will take it to...
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What is the one
that we like, Eddie?
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It's Lucky Strike.
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- Yes! Lucky Strike!
- Put him down!
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I will take you
to Lucky Strike,
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and I will score
a 300-point game.
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- You won't.
- The rest of your pudgy little
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boy body will be left here...
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...rolling around
in dumpster juice.
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Oh, God.
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No! Put him down!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no!
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No!
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Fine!
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She didn't want our help.
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She did not know
she needed our help, Eddie.
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There is a difference.
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It is Anne.
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Anne is on the phone, Eddie!
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Hey, Anne.
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Hey, E-Eddie. Hi.
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- Hi.
- Be nice to her.
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You sound out of breath.
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I'm-I'm not catching you
at a bad time, am I?
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No, no, not at all.
I'm just, uh...
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- I'm just hanging around.
- Okay.
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Uh, I'm-I'm sorry
I haven't returned your calls.
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I guess...
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I just needed a little space
after the whole...
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alien biting a guy's
head off thing, so...
266
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,259
Ah, the good old days.
267
00:18:23,392 --> 00:18:25,259
Anyway, so I have some news,
268
00:18:25,392 --> 00:18:27,259
and-and I was wondering
if we could meet.
269
00:18:27,392 --> 00:18:29,592
- Yes!
- Yeah, sure, that would be, uh...
270
00:18:29,726 --> 00:18:32,025
That would be fine. Great.
271
00:18:32,158 --> 00:18:34,192
Okay, great.
Uh, how's tomorrow night?
272
00:18:34,325 --> 00:18:36,492
Tomorrow night? Yeah, great.
273
00:18:36,626 --> 00:18:38,659
- 8:00?
- L'Araignée?
274
00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:40,058
- Okay, great.
- Looking forward to it.
275
00:18:40,192 --> 00:18:41,425
Oh... Yeah, okay.
Me, too. Bye.
276
00:18:41,559 --> 00:18:42,592
Great.
277
00:18:42,726 --> 00:18:43,859
It's over with the doctor!
278
00:18:43,993 --> 00:18:45,259
That is the voice of a woman
279
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,225
who just got brutally dumped.
280
00:18:54,692 --> 00:18:56,192
Stop.
281
00:18:56,325 --> 00:18:58,225
Don't you want
to look your best?
282
00:18:58,359 --> 00:19:01,225
Just leave me alone.
You are always nitpicking.
283
00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:08,158
Wow.
284
00:19:08,292 --> 00:19:09,792
Hey.
285
00:19:09,926 --> 00:19:11,626
Hey.
286
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:13,659
- Okay. Hi.
- Yeah.
287
00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:16,792
Wow.
288
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:21,692
Awkward.
289
00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:23,692
So, uh, h-how's it going?
How's, uh...
290
00:19:23,826 --> 00:19:25,859
- How's Mr. Belvedere? Yeah.
- Uh, good, good.
291
00:19:25,993 --> 00:19:27,826
You know, he's still wiping
his ass on the carpet.
292
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,559
He learned that from you.
293
00:19:29,692 --> 00:19:32,259
Yeah, how-how's, uh...
how's the legal aid work going?
294
00:19:32,392 --> 00:19:34,359
Well, you know how much
I love an underdog, so...
295
00:19:34,492 --> 00:19:36,325
Yeah. Yeah, that's why you...
296
00:19:36,459 --> 00:19:38,359
put up with me
for so long, huh?
297
00:19:38,492 --> 00:19:39,392
You said it.
298
00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:42,926
- S-So...
- So...
299
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:45,158
So?
300
00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:47,325
I don't know, I-I thought
it would be better
301
00:19:47,459 --> 00:19:49,325
to tell you in person that...
302
00:19:49,459 --> 00:19:51,359
Uh-huh.
303
00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:55,025
No!
304
00:19:55,158 --> 00:19:56,626
Wow. Oh, Anne.
305
00:19:56,759 --> 00:19:58,025
Wow, that is, uh...
306
00:19:58,158 --> 00:20:00,459
that is so much bigger
than the...
307
00:20:00,592 --> 00:20:01,993
the one that I got you.
308
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,526
Ugh, it's gaudy.
309
00:20:03,659 --> 00:20:05,526
That's Dan, right?
Doc-Doctor Dan.
310
00:20:05,659 --> 00:20:07,025
Yeah, that... it's Dan.
311
00:20:07,158 --> 00:20:08,959
Holy shit, Anne. Way to go.
312
00:20:09,092 --> 00:20:09,993
Are you okay?
313
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,425
Yeah, I'm okay.
314
00:20:11,559 --> 00:20:13,726
- Well, I am not okay.
- Yeah.
315
00:20:13,859 --> 00:20:15,158
You could just say,
"Congratulations.
316
00:20:15,292 --> 00:20:16,692
I'm happy for you."
317
00:20:16,826 --> 00:20:18,225
You know, like two people
318
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:20,058
who still care enough
about each other to lie
319
00:20:20,192 --> 00:20:22,158
so that the other one doesn't
feel like complete shit. I...
320
00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:23,826
Maybe we could do
that version of this?
321
00:20:23,959 --> 00:20:26,158
No, I am...
I am happy for you, Anne.
322
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,692
- You know, I'm, uh...
- No.
323
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,025
Congratulations.
324
00:20:29,158 --> 00:20:30,492
Thank you.
325
00:20:30,626 --> 00:20:33,225
That was going to be us, Eddie.
326
00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:35,592
I, for one, would not
be inconsolable
327
00:20:35,726 --> 00:20:37,325
if Dan were to fall
into traffic
328
00:20:37,459 --> 00:20:39,058
and lose his head and his feet
329
00:20:39,192 --> 00:20:41,158
- and all of his teeth!
- What?
330
00:20:41,292 --> 00:20:42,325
What was that?
331
00:20:42,459 --> 00:20:44,859
What? Nothing.
332
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,425
Whoa.
333
00:20:46,559 --> 00:20:48,526
If I ask you a question,
334
00:20:48,659 --> 00:20:50,893
do you have the ability
to tell me the truth?
335
00:20:51,025 --> 00:20:52,559
You mean as in being
336
00:20:52,692 --> 00:20:54,659
super happy for you
because of your engagement?
337
00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:56,325
Because, I mean,
you just told me to lie,
338
00:20:56,459 --> 00:20:58,325
so that's really,
really confusing.
339
00:20:58,459 --> 00:20:59,626
Is Venom with you?
340
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:01,826
He's dead.
341
00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:03,726
I am.
I'm playing dead right now.
342
00:21:03,859 --> 00:21:05,058
Yeah, I mean, he...
343
00:21:06,259 --> 00:21:07,959
- Right.
- Okay.
344
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:09,459
- Okay.
- Okay.
345
00:21:09,592 --> 00:21:12,158
Well, that's...
346
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,993
You just don't change, do you?
347
00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:16,526
What are you talking about?
This is just a...
348
00:21:16,659 --> 00:21:18,659
It's a huge shock.
Um, I'm in...
349
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:21,225
Anne, I'm in love with you.
This is a lot to process.
350
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,325
No, the truth is you don't
love anybody. You can't.
351
00:21:23,459 --> 00:21:25,359
Commitment's just not
your thing.
352
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,926
All right, then, fine.
353
00:21:28,058 --> 00:21:30,158
Do not marry Dan.
354
00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:32,859
- Dan makes me feel safe.
- Ugh.
355
00:21:32,993 --> 00:21:35,726
Okay, and you made me feel
like I was on a roller coaster.
356
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:38,325
And sometimes you just
have to know when to get off.
357
00:21:38,459 --> 00:21:39,926
- Yeah, and not yak.
- And not yak!
358
00:21:40,058 --> 00:21:41,492
You know, not yak.
359
00:21:41,626 --> 00:21:43,158
Yak.
360
00:21:46,292 --> 00:21:48,192
Hey, Venom.
361
00:21:48,325 --> 00:21:51,359
Take care of him, all right?
362
00:21:51,492 --> 00:21:53,425
Don't let him keep
messing everything up.
363
00:21:53,559 --> 00:21:56,359
I'm going to make you cry
now, Eddie.
364
00:21:56,492 --> 00:21:58,125
She will love it.
365
00:21:58,259 --> 00:22:01,125
Cry. Cry.
366
00:22:01,259 --> 00:22:02,993
It's a lot to process.
367
00:22:04,759 --> 00:22:06,492
Congratulations, Anne.
368
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,526
It's great news.
369
00:22:19,993 --> 00:22:21,125
Slow down, pal.
370
00:22:21,259 --> 00:22:22,459
Why?
371
00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:24,659
You don't believe
in consequences.
372
00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:27,158
No injuries. You fix them.
373
00:22:27,292 --> 00:22:29,325
No hangovers. You mend them.
374
00:22:29,459 --> 00:22:31,526
I couldn't even hurt myself
if I tried.
375
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:44,092
Eddie, I apologize
that I can't mend the heart.
376
00:22:44,225 --> 00:22:47,425
Emotional pain,
it hits much harder,
377
00:22:47,559 --> 00:22:49,826
and it lasts longer.
378
00:22:49,959 --> 00:22:55,225
You just need to pull up
your big-boy pants and take it.
379
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:57,526
Yeah, well, that's easy
for you to say.
380
00:22:57,659 --> 00:22:59,792
Why?
381
00:22:59,926 --> 00:23:02,225
Because I'm a real boy
382
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:05,058
and you're just an amoeba.
383
00:23:05,192 --> 00:23:06,859
I will only take that
384
00:23:06,993 --> 00:23:09,492
because we are hurting
right now.
385
00:23:14,425 --> 00:23:17,492
Don't worry, buddy.
I will get you through this.
386
00:23:24,759 --> 00:23:26,792
Do you know what always
cheers me up
387
00:23:26,926 --> 00:23:28,926
in the morning, Eddie?
388
00:23:29,058 --> 00:23:31,759
Sausages and brains.
389
00:23:33,959 --> 00:23:36,225
♪ I say "ee-ther"
And I say "eye-ther" ♪
390
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,526
♪ I say "nee-ther" ♪
391
00:23:38,659 --> 00:23:41,592
♪ Ee-ther, eye-ther
Nee-ther, ny-ther ♪
392
00:23:41,726 --> 00:23:44,359
♪ Let's call
The whole thing off ♪
393
00:23:44,492 --> 00:23:45,659
Ow! Ow, ow. Ouch. Ow.
394
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,559
♪ Po-tah-toes ♪
395
00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:50,559
♪ I like to-may-toes
And I like to-mah-to ♪
396
00:23:50,692 --> 00:23:53,893
♪ Po-tay-toes, po-tah-toes
To-may-toes, to-mah-toes ♪
397
00:23:54,025 --> 00:23:57,025
♪ Let's call
The whole thing off ♪
398
00:23:57,158 --> 00:23:58,826
Cheer up, old pal.
399
00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:03,392
♪ And, oh, if we call
We call the whole thing off ♪
400
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:05,158
♪ Then we must part ♪
401
00:24:06,192 --> 00:24:08,792
That's for you.
402
00:24:14,993 --> 00:24:17,025
Are you pen pals with an ant?
403
00:24:17,158 --> 00:24:20,192
Whoa, listen to this.
404
00:24:20,325 --> 00:24:23,058
"Dearest pally pal,
405
00:24:23,192 --> 00:24:26,626
"I hereby invite you to witness
406
00:24:26,759 --> 00:24:29,959
"my demise,
407
00:24:30,092 --> 00:24:32,859
"my final moments
408
00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:37,492
"on this spinning shit wheel
409
00:24:37,626 --> 00:24:40,692
that we call Earth."
410
00:24:40,826 --> 00:24:43,359
You are responsible
411
00:24:43,492 --> 00:24:47,392
for bringing about the end
of Cletus Kasady.
412
00:24:47,526 --> 00:24:52,559
It's only right that you hold
the door for me on my way out.
413
00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:54,859
They'll stop my heart...
414
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:56,692
...just like it stopped
at my birth.
415
00:24:57,859 --> 00:24:59,826
What if Cletus Kasady
416
00:24:59,959 --> 00:25:02,158
had never been revived?
417
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,559
He would never
have pushed Grandma
418
00:25:04,692 --> 00:25:07,792
down a flight of stairs.
419
00:25:07,926 --> 00:25:12,325
Bye-bye, Grandma,
you puckered old sphincter.
420
00:25:12,459 --> 00:25:15,058
He would never have thrown
a hair dryer
421
00:25:15,192 --> 00:25:16,726
into Mother's bathtub.
422
00:25:18,826 --> 00:25:21,559
Yes, Mama, I'm a bad, bad boy.
423
00:25:21,692 --> 00:25:23,859
He would never have been beaten
424
00:25:23,993 --> 00:25:26,526
to the brink of death
by Daddy-o
425
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:29,225
and sent to...
426
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:33,158
St. Estes Home
for Unwanted Children.
427
00:25:39,058 --> 00:25:41,559
That circus of hell...
428
00:25:46,993 --> 00:25:50,025
...with one bright light.
429
00:25:52,792 --> 00:25:54,926
Oh, Eddie,
430
00:25:55,058 --> 00:26:00,158
we are all born into this world
through blood and pain.
431
00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:03,826
Every hero has an origin story.
432
00:26:08,459 --> 00:26:10,158
Your friend...
433
00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:11,893
"Cletus Kasady."
434
00:26:12,025 --> 00:26:14,893
Kiss, hug, kiss, hug.
435
00:26:16,425 --> 00:26:17,893
Smiley face.
436
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:20,492
Ew.
437
00:26:20,626 --> 00:26:21,859
Nutjob.
438
00:26:21,993 --> 00:26:23,526
You know, I-I should be there.
439
00:26:23,659 --> 00:26:25,058
Uh, no, it's a bad idea.
440
00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:26,692
I mean, I-I-I put him there.
441
00:26:26,826 --> 00:26:28,325
Actually, he put himself there
442
00:26:28,459 --> 00:26:30,792
when he decided to be
a complete lunatic.
443
00:26:30,926 --> 00:26:32,459
Ta-da!
444
00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:34,893
You know, it would be nice
just to have your support
445
00:26:35,025 --> 00:26:36,926
just... I mean, just for once.
446
00:26:37,058 --> 00:26:39,859
- Catsup?
- You know what I mean?
447
00:26:39,993 --> 00:26:42,025
This place is an
all-you-can-eat buffet.
448
00:26:42,158 --> 00:26:43,559
Who's going to care
449
00:26:43,692 --> 00:26:45,492
if I polish off
a couple of these idiots?
450
00:26:45,626 --> 00:26:47,692
You can't be sure who is
and who is not guilty, buddy.
451
00:26:47,826 --> 00:26:49,392
- They're in prison!
- Yeah, but, you know,
452
00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:50,926
some people take
false confessions.
453
00:26:51,092 --> 00:26:52,359
They, uh... you know,
they take pleas.
454
00:26:52,492 --> 00:26:53,659
We watched Making a Murderer.
455
00:26:53,792 --> 00:26:54,859
You all right?
456
00:26:54,993 --> 00:26:56,492
Yeah, man, I'm just practicing.
457
00:26:56,626 --> 00:26:58,325
I am a predator, Eddie.
458
00:26:58,459 --> 00:27:00,559
- Mm-hmm.
- Lions do not eat salad.
459
00:27:00,692 --> 00:27:02,225
Yeah, but you're not a lion,
are you?
460
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,092
I mean, I see you
more of a vexatious little
461
00:27:04,225 --> 00:27:06,192
pig, dog, house bat thing.
462
00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:07,392
That's fine.
463
00:27:07,526 --> 00:27:09,325
- You suck.
- You suck!
464
00:27:09,459 --> 00:27:11,158
- Excuse me?
- Yeah, wow.
465
00:27:11,292 --> 00:27:12,993
I don't have
an explanation for that.
466
00:27:13,125 --> 00:27:16,192
I think I just... I'm having
a panic attack, um...
467
00:27:16,325 --> 00:27:17,859
Yeah, I'll sign here.
468
00:27:19,259 --> 00:27:20,893
Stand two feet away
from the bars.
469
00:27:21,025 --> 00:27:22,993
No touching the condemned.
470
00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:25,058
Understood.
471
00:27:25,192 --> 00:27:28,192
Visitor's here.
472
00:27:35,592 --> 00:27:37,559
This is a "me" thing,
not a "we" thing.
473
00:27:37,692 --> 00:27:39,492
Everything is a "you" thing.
474
00:27:39,626 --> 00:27:43,058
Oh, happy day for
you, Eddie Brock.
475
00:27:43,192 --> 00:27:45,926
Mm, what a scoop.
476
00:27:46,058 --> 00:27:48,559
The end of the Magical...
477
00:27:48,692 --> 00:27:50,559
Misery Tour.
478
00:27:50,692 --> 00:27:53,526
I worry for your soul.
479
00:27:53,659 --> 00:27:55,158
How will you live
with the weight
480
00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:56,993
of snuffing out a man's life?
481
00:27:57,125 --> 00:27:59,025
I was, uh... I was hoping
482
00:27:59,158 --> 00:28:01,192
maybe you could give me
a couple pointers.
483
00:28:04,526 --> 00:28:06,392
Funny little guy, aren't you?
484
00:28:06,526 --> 00:28:08,158
Don't need that.
485
00:28:08,292 --> 00:28:10,192
My memory is outstanding.
486
00:28:11,626 --> 00:28:13,726
Rude.
487
00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:16,459
Consequences.
488
00:28:16,592 --> 00:28:20,158
Every decision you ever make.
489
00:28:20,292 --> 00:28:23,726
Who do we leave behind,
490
00:28:23,859 --> 00:28:25,392
and how do we leave them?
491
00:28:27,292 --> 00:28:31,158
A connubial bed, empty,
492
00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:34,158
waiting in the darkness
493
00:28:34,292 --> 00:28:37,325
for the rescuer
who never comes.
494
00:28:37,459 --> 00:28:38,692
Because of you.
495
00:28:38,826 --> 00:28:40,325
This guy makes zero sense.
496
00:28:40,459 --> 00:28:44,359
You and I are the same.
497
00:28:44,492 --> 00:28:46,692
No. No, we're not.
498
00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:50,058
Twisted insides, mean daddies.
499
00:28:50,192 --> 00:28:52,893
You feel like home to me,
Eddie, like family.
500
00:28:53,959 --> 00:28:55,225
And really, truly,
501
00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:58,025
that is all I ever wanted
in this world.
502
00:28:58,158 --> 00:28:59,492
Family.
503
00:28:59,626 --> 00:29:01,826
Well, killing your grandmother
and your mother
504
00:29:01,959 --> 00:29:03,526
sure is a funny way
of showing it.
505
00:29:05,926 --> 00:29:10,359
Anything you want to unburden
yourself with before...
506
00:29:11,826 --> 00:29:15,225
...um, this happens?
507
00:29:16,359 --> 00:29:17,692
Yes.
508
00:29:17,826 --> 00:29:22,626
I have wishes
to bestow upon you.
509
00:29:22,759 --> 00:29:24,125
Oh, that is kind.
510
00:29:24,259 --> 00:29:28,125
I want to wish you...
511
00:29:28,259 --> 00:29:30,125
this heartbreak.
512
00:29:30,259 --> 00:29:32,025
Uh-oh. Too late.
513
00:29:32,158 --> 00:29:35,826
I wish for you
to see out your days alone,
514
00:29:35,959 --> 00:29:37,826
as you always have been.
515
00:29:37,959 --> 00:29:39,192
Watch it, pal.
516
00:29:39,325 --> 00:29:40,826
Wh-Where are you going
with this?
517
00:29:40,959 --> 00:29:43,192
You are a cancer
518
00:29:43,325 --> 00:29:46,859
to everyone
who ever loved you, Eddie.
519
00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:50,425
Deceived your trusting fiancée.
520
00:29:50,559 --> 00:29:54,826
And no wonder Daddy
could never look at you again
521
00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:57,659
after you killed his wife,
your mother,
522
00:29:57,792 --> 00:29:59,559
just by being born.
523
00:29:59,692 --> 00:30:01,492
You son of a bitch!
524
00:30:01,626 --> 00:30:03,392
No, no! No, no, no, don't!
Don't!
525
00:30:03,526 --> 00:30:05,759
Speak to my friend
again like that... I dare you!
526
00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:10,158
Hey, hey!
527
00:30:11,225 --> 00:30:12,125
No touching the inmate.
528
00:30:12,259 --> 00:30:13,559
Hey, back up!
529
00:30:18,292 --> 00:30:19,526
Eddie?
530
00:30:19,659 --> 00:30:21,325
You're done.
531
00:30:21,459 --> 00:30:26,726
I have tasted blood before,
my friend, and that is not it.
532
00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:30,492
Eddie Brock has a big secret.
533
00:30:30,626 --> 00:30:32,158
Shut up, Kasady!
534
00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:43,826
That may have been a mistake.
535
00:30:43,959 --> 00:30:45,859
Shut up.
536
00:30:45,993 --> 00:30:47,926
Hey, aren't you Eddie Brock?
537
00:30:48,058 --> 00:30:49,993
I don't know anymore.
538
00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:53,826
Eddie!
539
00:30:53,959 --> 00:30:55,592
I don't want to hear
another word out your mouth.
540
00:30:55,726 --> 00:30:57,325
- Eddie.
- I don't want to hear it.
541
00:30:57,459 --> 00:30:59,325
Eddie, I am sorry.
542
00:30:59,459 --> 00:31:01,859
That was his last
time on record ever.
543
00:31:01,993 --> 00:31:04,359
There's no more...
any words for his victims or...
544
00:31:04,492 --> 00:31:06,025
You know, they're gone.
545
00:31:06,158 --> 00:31:08,425
Any clues
of outstanding bodies,
546
00:31:08,559 --> 00:31:10,225
we-we've lost forever
and completely.
547
00:31:10,359 --> 00:31:11,759
I didn't mean to.
548
00:31:11,893 --> 00:31:13,392
- You didn't mean to?
- And I said I'm sorry.
549
00:31:13,526 --> 00:31:14,859
You didn't mean to,
but you did it.
550
00:31:14,993 --> 00:31:16,392
I mean, you just decided...
I don't know.
551
00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:17,726
That's it, you did it.
552
00:31:17,859 --> 00:31:19,292
You know,
you didn't even think
553
00:31:19,425 --> 00:31:20,959
that we might get caught,
we might get killed?
554
00:31:21,092 --> 00:31:22,559
No, you don't think about
things like that, do you?
555
00:31:22,692 --> 00:31:24,192
You just think about chickens,
you think about you,
556
00:31:24,325 --> 00:31:26,893
you think about what you want,
and you think about you.
557
00:31:27,025 --> 00:31:28,792
Let me remind you
of something, Eddie.
558
00:31:28,926 --> 00:31:30,626
You were a loser
before I came along.
559
00:31:30,759 --> 00:31:32,692
You were nothing.
I made you special.
560
00:31:32,826 --> 00:31:34,158
Oh, you made me special, huh?
561
00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:35,492
Well, let me tell you
something, right?
562
00:31:35,626 --> 00:31:37,058
Before you came along,
I had a life.
563
00:31:37,192 --> 00:31:38,692
I didn't have chickens,
all right? But I had dreams.
564
00:31:38,826 --> 00:31:40,125
Yeah, I had dreams,
and I had a fiancée,
565
00:31:40,259 --> 00:31:41,826
and I had a really successful
TV show!
566
00:31:41,959 --> 00:31:44,826
Ah, but you destroyed all
of those things by yourself.
567
00:31:46,292 --> 00:31:48,158
Yeah, but you know what?
I rebuilt my life,
568
00:31:48,292 --> 00:31:49,993
and now I just want to live it.
Good night.
569
00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,392
And how did you build
this new life?
570
00:31:51,526 --> 00:31:52,826
- Hmm?
- Excuse me?
571
00:31:52,959 --> 00:31:54,759
Well, who found the clue
on the wall
572
00:31:54,893 --> 00:31:57,192
so you could be
this big, shiny hero?
573
00:31:57,325 --> 00:31:58,826
Hmm? Who found the clue?
574
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,592
- Who?
- Wow.
575
00:32:00,726 --> 00:32:01,859
Yeah.
576
00:32:01,993 --> 00:32:03,359
No, no, no.
577
00:32:03,492 --> 00:32:07,058
This is not about
being a hero for me, man.
578
00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:10,692
This is about wanting
to live in peace.
579
00:32:10,826 --> 00:32:13,826
D-Do you understand
what I'm talking about?
580
00:32:13,959 --> 00:32:15,325
No, you don't.
581
00:32:15,459 --> 00:32:16,692
You don't understand
what I'm talking about.
582
00:32:16,826 --> 00:32:18,225
Okay, this is about me
wanting to live
583
00:32:18,359 --> 00:32:20,826
without you whining
in my ear all the time
584
00:32:20,959 --> 00:32:24,659
about eating bad guys
or, like, nagging me about Anne
585
00:32:24,792 --> 00:32:26,993
or destroying my place
or destroying my life!
586
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:30,826
Do you know how lucky you are
that I chose you?
587
00:32:30,959 --> 00:32:32,559
You chose me?
588
00:32:32,692 --> 00:32:34,559
Buddy, I'm the only person
that took you in
589
00:32:34,692 --> 00:32:36,559
when your friends kicked you
off the planet Ming Mong
590
00:32:36,692 --> 00:32:38,192
'cause you are a reject!
591
00:32:38,325 --> 00:32:40,659
You are a pariah.
Lethal protection, my ass.
592
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,659
You couldn't protect anything.
You are useless.
593
00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:45,359
You couldn't get a job
down here cleaning toilets!
594
00:32:45,492 --> 00:32:47,392
I'm sorry.
595
00:32:47,526 --> 00:32:48,692
I don't know what came over me.
596
00:32:48,826 --> 00:32:49,993
Please, let me fix it.
597
00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:51,592
So I can break it again!
598
00:32:57,192 --> 00:32:59,993
You son of a bitch.
599
00:33:07,626 --> 00:33:08,826
Out!
600
00:33:08,959 --> 00:33:10,058
Get out.
601
00:33:10,192 --> 00:33:11,592
Take your stuff. Get out!
602
00:33:11,726 --> 00:33:13,993
This is my house.
603
00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:16,225
No!
604
00:33:16,359 --> 00:33:17,659
Keep it down up there!
605
00:33:20,659 --> 00:33:21,959
Get out!
606
00:33:31,526 --> 00:33:33,659
Sonny?
607
00:33:33,792 --> 00:33:35,359
You wouldn't dare!
608
00:33:35,492 --> 00:33:37,459
Yeah, absolutely.
609
00:33:39,792 --> 00:33:41,792
No, no, no!
610
00:33:41,926 --> 00:33:43,392
- Yeah!
- No!
611
00:33:43,526 --> 00:33:44,959
I'm calling the police!
612
00:33:45,092 --> 00:33:46,792
I-I am so sorry.
613
00:33:49,626 --> 00:33:51,392
Show yourself.
614
00:34:03,192 --> 00:34:05,826
You can't win!
Take a look at me.
615
00:34:05,959 --> 00:34:07,759
Look at the size of you.
616
00:34:07,893 --> 00:34:09,526
Puny.
617
00:34:12,692 --> 00:34:14,259
How dare you?
618
00:34:19,859 --> 00:34:21,392
I guess this is goodbye.
619
00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:24,659
Oh, yeah.
Finally something we agree on.
620
00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:31,459
What in the world?
621
00:34:31,592 --> 00:34:33,158
All this crazy shit.
622
00:34:33,292 --> 00:34:34,792
Yeah.
623
00:34:46,192 --> 00:34:48,692
Hmm?
624
00:34:51,259 --> 00:34:53,325
No. No.
625
00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,359
No, no, no, no.
626
00:34:57,459 --> 00:34:59,092
No!
627
00:34:59,225 --> 00:35:01,225
Yeah!
628
00:35:01,359 --> 00:35:03,225
No!
629
00:35:03,359 --> 00:35:05,325
- Yeah!
- No!
630
00:35:06,459 --> 00:35:08,025
Oh, yeah.
631
00:35:09,125 --> 00:35:10,225
No.
632
00:35:15,526 --> 00:35:16,893
No, no, no.
633
00:35:17,025 --> 00:35:18,726
I wish I never met you!
634
00:35:20,058 --> 00:35:21,926
Sayonara!
635
00:35:34,025 --> 00:35:37,292
Cletus Kasady,
you have been tried, convicted
636
00:35:37,425 --> 00:35:40,492
and sentenced to death
by the state of California.
637
00:35:42,325 --> 00:35:46,392
May your passing bring closure
to the victims' families,
638
00:35:46,526 --> 00:35:50,292
and may you find peace
in the hereafter.
639
00:35:50,425 --> 00:35:53,025
Soon come chaos.
640
00:35:53,158 --> 00:35:55,792
Chaos soon come.
641
00:35:56,959 --> 00:35:58,492
Are those your final words?
642
00:36:00,893 --> 00:36:02,359
Enjoy the show.
643
00:36:40,592 --> 00:36:43,025
Warden.
644
00:36:43,158 --> 00:36:45,526
Something wicked...
645
00:36:45,659 --> 00:36:47,859
this way comes.
646
00:36:57,592 --> 00:37:00,259
Somebody let me out!
647
00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:15,759
Don't move!
648
00:38:26,659 --> 00:38:28,225
Hey!
649
00:38:42,692 --> 00:38:44,158
Please.
650
00:38:45,926 --> 00:38:47,559
I got a family.
651
00:39:11,893 --> 00:39:14,192
Any last words, Warden?
652
00:39:14,325 --> 00:39:16,025
Don't! Please!
653
00:39:32,025 --> 00:39:36,058
♪ San Quentin, may you rot
And burn in hell ♪
654
00:39:36,192 --> 00:39:39,726
♪ May your walls fall down
And may I live to tell ♪
655
00:39:41,259 --> 00:39:45,058
♪ And I'll walk out
A wiser, stronger man ♪
656
00:39:45,192 --> 00:39:48,359
♪ And, Warden
You tasted just like ham ♪
657
00:40:45,150 --> 00:40:47,051
You two are being evicted.
658
00:40:56,984 --> 00:40:58,617
Come on, don't look at me
like that.
659
00:40:58,751 --> 00:41:00,350
It was never,
never gonna work out.
660
00:41:00,484 --> 00:41:01,717
All right?
661
00:41:11,651 --> 00:41:13,584
Yes.
662
00:41:13,717 --> 00:41:15,450
Just because of
how quickly he moved in...
663
00:41:15,584 --> 00:41:16,951
...the offensive line cannot pick him up.
664
00:41:17,084 --> 00:41:18,517
Breaking news.
665
00:41:18,651 --> 00:41:20,684
Serial killer Cletus Kasady
is on the run...
666
00:41:20,817 --> 00:41:22,183
Shit.
667
00:41:22,317 --> 00:41:23,617
...as a statewide
manhunt is underway...
668
00:41:23,751 --> 00:41:25,617
- Oh, shit.
- ...after last night's audacious
669
00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:27,084
escape from San Quentin Prison.
670
00:41:33,617 --> 00:41:35,984
It is absolutely chaos here.
671
00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:39,317
We have reports
of multiple casualties.
672
00:41:39,450 --> 00:41:41,851
We don't how Cletus Kasady...
673
00:41:41,984 --> 00:41:43,317
- Hey.
- What, you're not dead?
674
00:41:43,450 --> 00:41:44,684
No.
675
00:41:44,817 --> 00:41:46,550
- Can I come in?
- Yeah, sure.
676
00:41:46,684 --> 00:41:48,150
Come on in.
677
00:41:48,283 --> 00:41:51,884
Uh, yeah, I was just seeing
for myself on the news.
678
00:41:52,018 --> 00:41:55,150
Yeah, on a scale
of one to ten, it's 11 bad.
679
00:41:55,283 --> 00:41:57,217
Reports coming
from San Quentin are,
680
00:41:57,350 --> 00:41:59,384
quite frankly, bananas.
Nice TV.
681
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,617
W-Well, how-how did he do it?
682
00:42:01,751 --> 00:42:03,317
- Yeah, how did he, indeed?
- Yeah.
683
00:42:03,450 --> 00:42:05,018
That's the million-dollar
question.
684
00:42:05,150 --> 00:42:07,384
And yet again, you were
his special visitor.
685
00:42:07,517 --> 00:42:09,183
So, what did he tell you?
686
00:42:09,317 --> 00:42:11,250
Me? Nothing. Nothing at all.
687
00:42:11,384 --> 00:42:13,250
Nothing about an escape plan?
688
00:42:13,384 --> 00:42:15,751
Nothing about some kind
of elaborate breakout costume?
689
00:42:15,884 --> 00:42:17,283
No.
690
00:42:17,417 --> 00:42:18,817
Well, how come, every time,
691
00:42:18,951 --> 00:42:20,984
you seem to be at the center
of these things
692
00:42:21,118 --> 00:42:23,450
and then miraculously
you know nothing about it?
693
00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:26,084
Maybe I'm lucky.
694
00:42:26,217 --> 00:42:28,183
Yeah, right.
695
00:42:30,917 --> 00:42:31,984
You-you said, um...
696
00:42:33,118 --> 00:42:34,250
...the reports coming out
697
00:42:34,384 --> 00:42:36,517
of San Quentin are bananas?
698
00:42:36,651 --> 00:42:38,417
What-what do...
what do you mean by "bananas"?
699
00:42:38,550 --> 00:42:39,851
Remember when I asked you
a similar question...
700
00:42:39,984 --> 00:42:42,717
- Uh-huh.
- ...the day you interviewed him?
701
00:42:42,851 --> 00:42:44,817
Information is currency.
702
00:42:44,951 --> 00:42:47,350
You of all people
should know that.
703
00:42:47,484 --> 00:42:49,384
Come on.
704
00:42:52,450 --> 00:42:54,384
I thought he'd come
to try to find the man
705
00:42:54,517 --> 00:42:58,350
that nearly got him executed,
but I guess not.
706
00:42:58,484 --> 00:43:00,183
I'd lay low if I was you.
707
00:43:00,317 --> 00:43:02,951
I'll see myself out.
708
00:43:12,317 --> 00:43:13,617
Okay, think.
709
00:43:13,751 --> 00:43:15,417
Think, think,
think, think, think.
710
00:43:15,550 --> 00:43:17,417
What would Venom do?
711
00:43:17,550 --> 00:43:19,250
He would find you
before you find me,
712
00:43:19,384 --> 00:43:20,984
and he would eat your face!
Damn.
713
00:43:21,118 --> 00:43:23,018
All right.
714
00:43:23,150 --> 00:43:24,851
Who do we leave behind,
715
00:43:24,984 --> 00:43:26,817
and how do we leave them?
716
00:43:26,951 --> 00:43:29,550
- A connubial bed, empty...
- "Connubial bed."
717
00:43:29,684 --> 00:43:32,018
- ...left to rot...
- Is it marriage? What...
718
00:43:32,150 --> 00:43:34,951
...waiting in the darkness for
the rescuer who never comes.
719
00:43:35,084 --> 00:43:36,417
I don't understand.
720
00:43:36,550 --> 00:43:40,317
"That circle of hell..."
721
00:43:40,450 --> 00:43:42,617
Because of you.
722
00:43:42,751 --> 00:43:46,651
- You and I are the same.
- "With one bright light"?
723
00:43:46,784 --> 00:43:48,784
Twisted insides, mean daddies.
724
00:43:48,917 --> 00:43:50,217
"Bright light."
725
00:43:50,350 --> 00:43:53,384
You feel like home to me.
726
00:43:53,517 --> 00:43:56,051
- Like family.
- St. Estes.
727
00:44:14,951 --> 00:44:16,751
Crapola!
728
00:44:16,884 --> 00:44:19,183
Another one bites the dust.
729
00:44:32,951 --> 00:44:37,084
Look at all these weirdos.
730
00:44:37,217 --> 00:44:39,018
My kind of people.
731
00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:42,817
- Nice costume.
- Hey!
732
00:44:42,951 --> 00:44:44,784
Awesome work.
733
00:44:44,917 --> 00:44:47,051
Greatest costume ever.
Oh, my God.
734
00:44:47,183 --> 00:44:50,018
- Oh.
- Is that Japanese?
735
00:44:50,150 --> 00:44:51,951
No, I made it myself.
736
00:44:52,084 --> 00:44:54,118
- Hey.
- Who, me?
737
00:44:54,250 --> 00:44:56,118
Hello, gorgeous.
738
00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:58,118
Sorry, no, you're not my type.
739
00:44:58,250 --> 00:45:01,984
I am out of the Eddie closet.
740
00:45:27,217 --> 00:45:30,283
Hello, darlin'.
741
00:45:30,417 --> 00:45:32,283
Ooh, racer red.
742
00:45:32,417 --> 00:45:34,150
Got to have it.
743
00:45:39,217 --> 00:45:41,951
Let's get this party started.
744
00:45:44,150 --> 00:45:46,283
Oh, hell yes.
745
00:45:46,417 --> 00:45:47,851
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
746
00:45:47,984 --> 00:45:49,651
Hey! Stop!
747
00:45:49,784 --> 00:45:51,517
Stop that! Stop! Stop!
748
00:45:51,651 --> 00:45:53,183
Ah, shit.
749
00:45:59,517 --> 00:46:01,717
- You are real.
- I am.
750
00:46:01,851 --> 00:46:05,150
And once I kill that thing
that made me,
751
00:46:05,283 --> 00:46:07,851
we will be indestructible.
752
00:46:09,118 --> 00:46:12,217
I know where to find him,
but first,
753
00:46:12,350 --> 00:46:16,250
I need you to help me find
something I lost.
754
00:46:16,384 --> 00:46:18,917
- Deal.
- Deal.
755
00:46:27,484 --> 00:46:29,584
♪ My soul ascended to the sky
It's just you and I ♪
756
00:46:29,717 --> 00:46:31,450
♪ Gone, but I'm feeling
Too alive... ♪
757
00:46:31,584 --> 00:46:33,317
Oh, yeah!
758
00:46:45,384 --> 00:46:47,283
Dude.
759
00:46:47,417 --> 00:46:49,350
♪ I assume you'll be
Coming for blood ♪
760
00:46:49,484 --> 00:46:50,717
♪ That makes two of us ♪
761
00:46:50,851 --> 00:46:52,183
♪ That makes two of us
Venom... ♪
762
00:46:52,317 --> 00:46:54,450
Oh, yeah, bro! Tight!
763
00:46:54,584 --> 00:46:55,617
♪ Venom ♪
764
00:46:57,417 --> 00:47:00,051
♪ Venom, venom, venom, venom ♪
765
00:47:00,183 --> 00:47:01,550
♪ Follow me, follow me
Follow me ♪
766
00:47:01,684 --> 00:47:03,517
♪ Actually, don't follow me
Nobody... ♪
767
00:47:11,350 --> 00:47:13,317
Thank you.
768
00:47:15,917 --> 00:47:17,018
Oh, yeah!
769
00:47:17,150 --> 00:47:18,384
Oh, shit.
770
00:47:18,517 --> 00:47:20,283
Your costume is amazing!
771
00:47:20,417 --> 00:47:21,517
Thank you, one person.
772
00:47:23,118 --> 00:47:25,118
Eddie was wrong.
773
00:47:26,784 --> 00:47:30,450
He kept me hidden
because he was ashamed.
774
00:47:32,384 --> 00:47:34,250
But look at me now.
775
00:47:34,384 --> 00:47:37,250
You love me, and I'm free!
776
00:47:39,283 --> 00:47:41,751
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
777
00:47:43,118 --> 00:47:45,984
Stop this cruel treatment
of aliens.
778
00:47:46,118 --> 00:47:48,283
It is wrong.
779
00:47:48,417 --> 00:47:50,684
All of us should be able
to live together
780
00:47:50,817 --> 00:47:52,684
upon this ball of rock.
781
00:47:54,183 --> 00:47:55,684
Yeah!
782
00:47:55,817 --> 00:47:58,484
Free to be who we be!
783
00:48:00,851 --> 00:48:02,118
I love you!
784
00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:03,517
I love you, too.
785
00:48:05,118 --> 00:48:07,350
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
786
00:48:07,484 --> 00:48:09,018
Lethal Protector out.
787
00:48:18,851 --> 00:48:20,517
Whoa, that was
a hard act to follow.
788
00:48:22,150 --> 00:48:25,250
I wish you could have
seen me tonight...
789
00:48:27,283 --> 00:48:28,917
...Eddie.
790
00:49:13,750 --> 00:49:15,817
Holy shit.
791
00:49:17,651 --> 00:49:19,884
- Mulligan.
- Uh, it's Eddie Brock here.
792
00:49:20,018 --> 00:49:21,550
Look, uh, this may be
a long shot,
793
00:49:21,684 --> 00:49:22,984
but I-I think
I may have found something.
794
00:49:23,118 --> 00:49:24,717
Go on, Eddie. What do you got?
795
00:49:24,851 --> 00:49:26,450
Last time I spoke to Kasady,
he was talking to me
796
00:49:26,584 --> 00:49:28,684
about connubial beds
and-and marriage.
797
00:49:28,817 --> 00:49:30,450
And, uh, it didn't make
a whole lot of sense to me,
798
00:49:30,584 --> 00:49:33,183
but, um, I'm here at St. Estes,
and I found this, uh...
799
00:49:33,317 --> 00:49:35,984
Well, I'm standing
in front of a... of a...
800
00:49:36,118 --> 00:49:37,684
of a tree,
and I'm-I'm looking at it.
801
00:49:37,817 --> 00:49:39,150
It's, uh...
it's got a carving on it.
802
00:49:39,283 --> 00:49:43,817
It says "CK loves FB."
803
00:49:43,951 --> 00:49:46,018
I'm thinking that maybe
whoever this FB is
804
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:47,484
might know where he's headed.
805
00:49:47,617 --> 00:49:51,150
And, uh... a-and if you can,
I don't know,
806
00:49:51,283 --> 00:49:52,851
pull up some files
from St. Estes,
807
00:49:52,984 --> 00:49:56,684
maybe you can figure out
who this FB is.
808
00:49:56,817 --> 00:49:59,350
FB, that's, uh...
that's Frances Barrison.
809
00:49:59,484 --> 00:50:02,051
Wow. That-that's quick.
810
00:50:02,183 --> 00:50:04,217
Yeah, it's impossible, Eddie.
811
00:50:04,350 --> 00:50:07,450
She's dead.
I, uh... I shot her.
812
00:50:47,417 --> 00:50:48,917
Can I help you, sir?
813
00:51:05,417 --> 00:51:07,384
Got any of those internets?
814
00:51:24,584 --> 00:51:26,317
You're alive.
815
00:51:35,984 --> 00:51:39,018
When I get out, I'm gonna
slice your face off
816
00:51:39,150 --> 00:51:40,784
and wear it to a party!
817
00:51:40,917 --> 00:51:43,018
You're never getting out
of here, Siegfried.
818
00:51:43,150 --> 00:51:44,817
No one does.
819
00:51:49,051 --> 00:51:52,084
Well, Frances,
820
00:51:52,217 --> 00:51:54,417
it seems your sweetheart
has done a Houdini act
821
00:51:54,550 --> 00:51:56,417
over there at San Quentin.
822
00:51:58,217 --> 00:52:00,250
It's all over the news.
823
00:52:00,384 --> 00:52:02,851
Oh, don't get excited.
824
00:52:02,984 --> 00:52:04,817
He's not gonna find you.
825
00:52:08,951 --> 00:52:10,350
Screw you.
826
00:52:10,484 --> 00:52:12,517
How flattering.
827
00:52:12,651 --> 00:52:14,051
But you're not my type.
828
00:52:14,183 --> 00:52:16,118
I wonder where he could be.
829
00:52:19,417 --> 00:52:21,784
I'm right here.
830
00:52:21,917 --> 00:52:23,717
Ta-da.
831
00:52:45,283 --> 00:52:46,484
Hi, baby.
832
00:52:49,617 --> 00:52:51,484
I...
833
00:52:51,617 --> 00:52:54,484
don't want you
to freak out, okay?
834
00:52:54,617 --> 00:52:57,784
Um, I'd like you to meet...
835
00:52:57,917 --> 00:53:00,084
Carnage.
836
00:53:13,350 --> 00:53:15,350
That is so hot.
837
00:53:32,617 --> 00:53:33,951
Go!
838
00:53:45,584 --> 00:53:47,118
A '66.
839
00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:49,417
My dream car.
840
00:53:49,550 --> 00:53:51,018
Yeah, I remember.
841
00:53:51,150 --> 00:53:52,651
Let's see what you got.
842
00:54:23,317 --> 00:54:25,617
Mm, mm.
843
00:54:31,118 --> 00:54:34,051
Yes, baby!
844
00:54:50,550 --> 00:54:53,517
This is SFPD. Stand down.
845
00:55:18,784 --> 00:55:20,317
Stop!
846
00:55:20,450 --> 00:55:21,851
You'll kill him!
847
00:55:21,984 --> 00:55:25,350
She does that
again, I'll eat her face.
848
00:55:27,283 --> 00:55:29,150
He's sensitive to sound.
849
00:55:32,283 --> 00:55:35,517
Stop the vehicle. Stand down.
850
00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:45,651
Who said romance was dead?
851
00:55:50,084 --> 00:55:52,417
Hey. No drunks in here.
852
00:55:54,951 --> 00:55:57,817
Help me. Food.
853
00:55:57,951 --> 00:55:59,684
Out. You get out!
854
00:55:59,817 --> 00:56:01,651
Chocolate.
855
00:56:04,450 --> 00:56:05,751
Venom?
856
00:56:05,884 --> 00:56:07,450
I'm having trouble
857
00:56:07,584 --> 00:56:10,150
keeping them standing, Mrs. C.
858
00:56:10,283 --> 00:56:12,150
Where's Eddie?
859
00:56:12,283 --> 00:56:14,851
Food.
860
00:56:23,517 --> 00:56:25,550
Monsters!
861
00:56:25,684 --> 00:56:28,217
Monsters everywhere!
862
00:56:28,350 --> 00:56:30,350
They're everywhere!
863
00:56:30,484 --> 00:56:32,884
Monsters!
864
00:56:50,084 --> 00:56:51,851
Put out an APB.
865
00:56:51,984 --> 00:56:53,651
Form a perimeter.
866
00:56:53,784 --> 00:56:55,584
Blockade state lines.
867
00:56:55,717 --> 00:56:57,517
And bring in Brock.
868
00:57:00,617 --> 00:57:02,450
I'm no use to anybody here.
869
00:57:02,584 --> 00:57:03,817
I'm just wasting your time.
870
00:57:03,951 --> 00:57:05,584
Well, you know
what I keep thinking?
871
00:57:05,717 --> 00:57:07,250
I keep thinking,
"What else is Eddie Brock
872
00:57:07,384 --> 00:57:08,751
"not sharing
about Cletus Kasady?
873
00:57:08,884 --> 00:57:11,118
"Now, why was it Eddie
that Cletus wanted
874
00:57:11,250 --> 00:57:13,717
to witness the execution?" Huh?
875
00:57:13,851 --> 00:57:15,951
Bad things happen around you.
876
00:57:16,084 --> 00:57:18,317
Multiple dead bodies
at your building last year,
877
00:57:18,450 --> 00:57:21,384
that bizarre outburst
at the lobster restaurant,
878
00:57:21,517 --> 00:57:24,018
and only you
at the Life Foundation
879
00:57:24,150 --> 00:57:26,217
when that rocket exploded.
880
00:57:26,350 --> 00:57:28,283
And now Clyde's found Bonnie,
881
00:57:28,417 --> 00:57:30,018
and there's a dead psychiatrist
at a facility
882
00:57:30,150 --> 00:57:31,717
I knew nothing about
until today.
883
00:57:31,851 --> 00:57:33,951
And people are talking
about seeing monsters.
884
00:57:34,084 --> 00:57:36,884
Monsters?
Uh, what-what do you mean...
885
00:57:37,018 --> 00:57:38,884
- what do you mean, "monsters"?
- Monsters, Eddie!
886
00:57:39,018 --> 00:57:41,550
Everywhere Cletus goes,
so goes this supposed monster.
887
00:57:41,684 --> 00:57:44,283
- Oh, God.
- Talk to me, Eddie.
888
00:57:44,417 --> 00:57:46,084
Talk to me!
889
00:57:48,784 --> 00:57:50,018
How's he doing it, Eddie?
890
00:57:51,417 --> 00:57:52,984
What's the secret?
891
00:57:53,118 --> 00:57:55,118
How's he making people
see things?
892
00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:56,484
All right, I, uh...
893
00:57:58,018 --> 00:57:59,851
I can't answer any more
of your questions
894
00:57:59,984 --> 00:58:01,784
without making my phone call.
895
00:58:06,717 --> 00:58:08,684
I'll get you your phone call.
896
00:58:08,817 --> 00:58:10,951
But you know
what secrets want, Eddie?
897
00:58:11,084 --> 00:58:12,651
They want out.
898
00:58:12,784 --> 00:58:14,484
That's why they're
so hard to keep.
899
00:58:23,517 --> 00:58:25,550
Eddie asked you to do this?
900
00:58:25,684 --> 00:58:27,150
And he doesn't have anyone else
that can help him?
901
00:58:27,283 --> 00:58:28,317
We're gonna be late
for the party.
902
00:58:28,450 --> 00:58:29,651
He's in trouble, Dan.
903
00:58:29,784 --> 00:58:31,350
Yeah, trouble is his thing.
904
00:58:32,751 --> 00:58:34,484
Are there gonna be
aliens again?
905
00:58:34,617 --> 00:58:36,617
No, of course not.
906
00:58:38,183 --> 00:58:40,051
I'd like to speak to him alone.
907
00:58:40,183 --> 00:58:42,051
Well, your duty of honesty
supersedes
908
00:58:42,182 --> 00:58:45,183
your duty to the client
if somebody gets harmed.
909
00:58:45,317 --> 00:58:47,517
They teach you that
at posh school?
910
00:58:48,884 --> 00:58:50,517
Oh, hey. Anne.
911
00:58:50,651 --> 00:58:53,018
Hey, Anne, thank you so...
thank you so much for coming.
912
00:58:53,150 --> 00:58:56,183
Boy,
that little guy's a charmer, huh?
913
00:58:56,317 --> 00:58:58,584
How much do I need to worry
about you right now?
914
00:58:58,717 --> 00:58:59,984
Uh, I-I messed up.
915
00:59:00,118 --> 00:59:01,517
Okay. How badly?
916
00:59:01,651 --> 00:59:04,084
Uh, it couldn't be worse,
and it's-it's all on me.
917
00:59:04,217 --> 00:59:05,484
Whatever you did, Eddie,
918
00:59:05,617 --> 00:59:07,317
you just need to tell
the cops the truth.
919
00:59:07,450 --> 00:59:09,283
No. No.
No, I can't tell them
920
00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:11,283
that they are chasing
a serial killer
921
00:59:11,417 --> 00:59:14,684
who's also
got an alien inside of him.
922
00:59:14,817 --> 00:59:17,217
And he's capable
of killing everybody.
923
00:59:20,018 --> 00:59:21,283
Venom.
924
00:59:21,417 --> 00:59:23,484
Talk to me. What's happening?
925
00:59:23,617 --> 00:59:26,317
No, he's-he's not here.
He's not here.
926
00:59:28,450 --> 00:59:30,550
Is this, like, an "I'm lying"
"He's not here,"
927
00:59:30,684 --> 00:59:32,317
or is this a real
"He's not here"?
928
00:59:32,450 --> 00:59:33,617
He's not here.
929
00:59:33,751 --> 00:59:35,217
Jesus Christ, Eddie.
930
00:59:35,350 --> 00:59:37,250
St. Estes fire. All units.
931
00:59:37,384 --> 00:59:38,717
What the actual f...
932
00:59:38,851 --> 00:59:40,550
- Eddie, think. Think.
- I don't know. I don't know.
933
00:59:40,684 --> 00:59:42,350
All I know that...
i-is that he can't go long
934
00:59:42,484 --> 00:59:44,018
without eating food, right,
so he's eating chicken
935
00:59:44,150 --> 00:59:45,684
and he eats chocolate,
and that's it.
936
00:59:45,817 --> 00:59:48,684
And that is only if he's still
observing the rules.
937
00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:53,584
We need to find him.
938
00:59:53,717 --> 00:59:55,817
You mean I need to find him.
939
00:59:55,951 --> 00:59:57,517
Yeah, you need
to find him, please.
940
00:59:57,651 --> 00:59:59,317
And then I-I... I will fix it.
941
00:59:59,450 --> 01:00:01,751
- I'll try.
- Thank you.
942
01:00:04,617 --> 01:00:05,917
Mrs. Chen.
943
01:00:06,051 --> 01:00:07,651
- Who's asking?
- It's me.
944
01:00:08,984 --> 01:00:10,884
What do you want?
945
01:00:11,018 --> 01:00:12,751
- Oh, she's a charmer.
- Okay, listen.
946
01:00:12,884 --> 01:00:13,817
You broke Eddie's heart.
947
01:00:13,951 --> 01:00:15,183
Okay, I actually
don't have time
948
01:00:15,317 --> 01:00:16,450
to explain why
that's wildly off the mark.
949
01:00:16,584 --> 01:00:17,584
Do you know where Venom is?
950
01:00:17,717 --> 01:00:19,450
You want to break
his heart, too?
951
01:00:19,584 --> 01:00:21,217
I'm not gonna get into
who did what to who.
952
01:00:21,350 --> 01:00:23,018
Eddie said that he might be
here because of the chocolate.
953
01:00:23,150 --> 01:00:24,651
I-I just need to speak
with the alien.
954
01:00:24,784 --> 01:00:26,484
Wha... Hey, you said there
weren't gonna be any aliens.
955
01:00:26,617 --> 01:00:28,617
- I meant more aliens.
- Breaking news.
956
01:00:28,751 --> 01:00:29,884
The mayor has issued
a curfew...
957
01:00:30,018 --> 01:00:32,118
Can you turn
the volume up, please?
958
01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:33,984
Kasady and
Barrison should be treated
959
01:00:34,118 --> 01:00:36,550
as armed
and extremely dangerous.
960
01:00:36,684 --> 01:00:39,018
An all-out manhunt
continues tonight.
961
01:00:39,150 --> 01:00:40,517
So?
962
01:00:40,651 --> 01:00:42,984
- Cletus has a symbiote.
- Oh, my God.
963
01:00:43,118 --> 01:00:45,217
Any other information you're
pathologically lying about?
964
01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:47,051
- Pussy.
- Excuse me?
965
01:00:47,183 --> 01:00:48,118
Eddie needs Venom.
966
01:00:48,250 --> 01:00:49,350
She just called me a pussy.
967
01:00:49,484 --> 01:00:50,751
He said he didn't need him,
968
01:00:50,884 --> 01:00:52,517
that life was better
without him.
969
01:00:52,651 --> 01:00:55,784
Okay, I don't understand.
What do you care...
970
01:00:55,917 --> 01:00:57,817
Oh, wait a second.
971
01:00:59,917 --> 01:01:01,751
You get out here right now.
972
01:01:03,617 --> 01:01:06,084
Do you... D-Do you see that?
973
01:01:06,217 --> 01:01:08,784
- Seriously, do you see that?
- Yeah, hon, I've seen it.
974
01:01:08,917 --> 01:01:10,917
Eddie's going to
have to fight this battle
975
01:01:11,051 --> 01:01:13,084
all by his little bitch self.
976
01:01:13,217 --> 01:01:14,917
Oh, don't be a big baby.
Go help your friend.
977
01:01:15,051 --> 01:01:17,517
He said I couldn't
get a job fixing toilets.
978
01:01:18,651 --> 01:01:19,784
Cletus will come for him.
979
01:01:19,917 --> 01:01:21,217
He won't survive without you.
980
01:01:21,350 --> 01:01:23,118
Of course he won't.
981
01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:26,150
Because I am the hero
of the two of us.
982
01:01:28,651 --> 01:01:30,651
Yeah, you're the big sexy hero.
983
01:01:32,984 --> 01:01:34,617
You're the coolest,
984
01:01:34,751 --> 01:01:37,118
you're the hottest,
and you're the bravest.
985
01:01:37,250 --> 01:01:38,550
I am.
986
01:01:38,684 --> 01:01:40,150
You know, I'm still
standing right here.
987
01:01:40,283 --> 01:01:42,684
No one likes you, Dan!
988
01:01:42,817 --> 01:01:44,684
I love seeing you in action.
989
01:01:49,751 --> 01:01:52,417
Let's go save that asshole.
990
01:01:58,084 --> 01:02:01,350
I promised
we'd be free from here.
991
01:02:01,484 --> 01:02:05,283
And we'd walk to
the cathedral on the hill.
992
01:02:07,550 --> 01:02:09,118
A wedding.
993
01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:10,851
Three guests.
994
01:02:10,984 --> 01:02:13,250
One for each of us.
995
01:02:13,384 --> 01:02:15,984
The cop that took my eye.
996
01:02:16,118 --> 01:02:18,283
Eddie Brock.
997
01:02:18,417 --> 01:02:20,851
And Venom.
998
01:02:22,250 --> 01:02:25,150
A red wedding.
999
01:02:28,183 --> 01:02:31,118
You... you didn't find him?
1000
01:02:42,684 --> 01:02:44,717
Oh, my Lord.
1001
01:02:44,851 --> 01:02:46,517
What happened?
1002
01:02:56,784 --> 01:02:58,317
Hey, Dan.
1003
01:02:58,450 --> 01:02:59,917
All right, let's go.
1004
01:03:00,051 --> 01:03:01,917
I'm not talking to him!
1005
01:03:02,051 --> 01:03:03,951
Well, he doesn't want
to come out.
1006
01:03:04,084 --> 01:03:05,651
What-what do you mean?
We-we have to leave right now
1007
01:03:05,784 --> 01:03:07,183
'cause Cletus is gonna
wipe the city out.
1008
01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:09,617
We're not doing
shit until he apologizes.
1009
01:03:09,751 --> 01:03:12,018
So, he's looking for an apology.
Look, I know that amends aren't
1010
01:03:12,150 --> 01:03:13,517
- really your thing, but...
- An apology?
1011
01:03:13,651 --> 01:03:15,250
What, like, as in right...
right now, an apology?
1012
01:03:15,384 --> 01:03:18,651
I need him to beg.
1013
01:03:18,784 --> 01:03:20,784
Fine, I will be
the bigger of us.
1014
01:03:20,917 --> 01:03:24,317
I will always be the bigger of
us, but go on.
1015
01:03:24,450 --> 01:03:25,684
What did he say?
What is he saying?
1016
01:03:25,817 --> 01:03:27,484
He said he's listening
very sincerely.
1017
01:03:27,617 --> 01:03:28,817
All right, listen to this.
1018
01:03:28,951 --> 01:03:30,051
I am sorry.
1019
01:03:30,217 --> 01:03:31,984
Not the right tone.
1020
01:03:32,118 --> 01:03:33,550
I'm sorry.
1021
01:03:33,684 --> 01:03:34,784
Nope.
1022
01:03:34,917 --> 01:03:36,617
I-I am sorry.
1023
01:03:36,751 --> 01:03:38,150
So weird.
1024
01:03:38,283 --> 01:03:39,450
I'm sorry!
1025
01:03:39,584 --> 01:03:40,784
I don't know why
you're shouting at me.
1026
01:03:40,917 --> 01:03:42,183
Well, 'cause...
Okay, well, fine.
1027
01:03:42,317 --> 01:03:44,517
I was a... I was a loser
before I met you.
1028
01:03:44,651 --> 01:03:46,217
- Yep. That's right.
- And, uh...
1029
01:03:46,350 --> 01:03:48,051
and now I am someone.
1030
01:03:50,183 --> 01:03:52,550
All right? You made me special.
1031
01:03:52,684 --> 01:03:53,784
Damn right.
1032
01:03:53,917 --> 01:03:55,051
Why don't you put
a cherry on it?
1033
01:03:55,183 --> 01:03:58,084
A cherry on that? Right. Um...
1034
01:03:58,217 --> 01:04:00,084
I'm...
1035
01:04:00,217 --> 01:04:02,984
I-I am truly very sorry
for everything that I said.
1036
01:04:03,118 --> 01:04:05,018
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Everything that I did not say.
1037
01:04:05,150 --> 01:04:06,617
- Everything that I did, you know.
- Mm-hmm.
1038
01:04:06,751 --> 01:04:08,018
And probably everything
that I-I did...
1039
01:04:08,150 --> 01:04:09,484
I did not... I did not do.
1040
01:04:09,617 --> 01:04:11,283
- Mm...
- Yeah, he's thinking.
1041
01:04:11,417 --> 01:04:14,183
- Hmm...
- Come on. Come on.
1042
01:04:16,217 --> 01:04:17,751
- Okay.
- Whoa.
1043
01:04:17,884 --> 01:04:19,751
Whoa! Oh.
1044
01:04:19,884 --> 01:04:20,984
Oh, no.
1045
01:04:21,118 --> 01:04:22,450
Kiss her.
1046
01:04:22,584 --> 01:04:24,250
Are you gonna...
are you gonna kiss me now?
1047
01:04:24,384 --> 01:04:25,984
- No.
- No?
1048
01:04:26,118 --> 01:04:27,684
Oh, God,
I'm never doing that again.
1049
01:04:27,817 --> 01:04:29,183
God, well, maybe never.
I don't know.
1050
01:04:29,317 --> 01:04:30,450
Honestly, it's really fun.
1051
01:04:30,584 --> 01:04:32,118
If we save the day,
1052
01:04:32,250 --> 01:04:33,384
can we call ourselves
the Lethal Protector?
1053
01:04:33,517 --> 01:04:35,617
That is so '80s.
Dan, pack quickly.
1054
01:04:35,751 --> 01:04:37,984
Don't stay.
And if for any reason...
1055
01:04:38,118 --> 01:04:39,384
Fire and sound.
1056
01:04:39,517 --> 01:04:41,183
"Fire and sound"?
Is that a band?
1057
01:04:41,317 --> 01:04:42,951
- No, it's what kills them.
- Yeah.
1058
01:04:43,084 --> 01:04:44,684
Okay, look, man, I've got her.
1059
01:04:47,917 --> 01:04:49,350
Not sorry.
1060
01:04:49,484 --> 01:04:51,484
- Oh...
- God, I'm so sorry.
1061
01:04:51,617 --> 01:04:53,717
Man, those two need some
serious couples counseling.
1062
01:04:57,817 --> 01:05:00,283
I'm pulling up to Brock's now.
1063
01:05:04,617 --> 01:05:06,417
Shit. Oh, my God.
1064
01:05:08,817 --> 01:05:11,684
Kasady, place your hands
on your head!
1065
01:05:12,817 --> 01:05:14,784
Which, um...
1066
01:05:14,917 --> 01:05:16,917
hands?
1067
01:05:17,051 --> 01:05:18,317
What the...
1068
01:05:23,150 --> 01:05:25,250
We found you.
1069
01:05:25,384 --> 01:05:28,250
Shriek will be so pleased.
1070
01:05:32,817 --> 01:05:34,817
Yoo-hoo!
1071
01:05:36,250 --> 01:05:38,317
Brockalicious.
1072
01:05:53,584 --> 01:05:56,051
Bling-a-ling.
1073
01:05:58,084 --> 01:06:00,951
Now, whose finger
were you meant for?
1074
01:06:05,150 --> 01:06:07,018
Ah.
1075
01:06:07,150 --> 01:06:09,984
A nice, shiny lure
1076
01:06:10,118 --> 01:06:12,450
for a little fishy.
1077
01:06:19,250 --> 01:06:21,984
Okay. Here we go, buddy.
1078
01:06:30,584 --> 01:06:32,517
Hello, Anne.
1079
01:06:32,651 --> 01:06:35,118
I just incapacitated
your boyfriend.
1080
01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:36,951
Now, he'll be okay...
1081
01:06:37,084 --> 01:06:39,617
with an answer about
where Eddie Brock is.
1082
01:06:39,751 --> 01:06:43,118
Well,
I'm sure as shit not gonna tell you that.
1083
01:06:43,250 --> 01:06:44,984
It's a shame to hurt you.
1084
01:06:51,751 --> 01:06:55,517
Tell Brock
Cletus will make a swap.
1085
01:06:55,651 --> 01:06:57,984
Her head for his.
1086
01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:01,484
He's gonna kill you both.
1087
01:07:01,617 --> 01:07:03,817
Peeps have tried that already.
1088
01:07:03,951 --> 01:07:05,984
Botched it.
1089
01:07:17,817 --> 01:07:19,684
They can't find him!
1090
01:07:19,817 --> 01:07:21,684
They are hunting us,
too, buddy.
1091
01:07:23,584 --> 01:07:25,150
Come on, where are you?
1092
01:07:30,884 --> 01:07:32,751
Hey, Dan. What's going on?
1093
01:07:32,884 --> 01:07:34,884
- Eddie, they got her.
- Huh?
1094
01:07:35,018 --> 01:07:36,817
- They've taken Anne!
- Calm down.
1095
01:07:36,951 --> 01:07:38,183
Yeah, they took her
to their wedding.
1096
01:07:38,317 --> 01:07:39,884
- They took her where?
- Their wedding.
1097
01:07:40,018 --> 01:07:41,884
- Grace Cathedral. Hurry.
- We're on our way.
1098
01:07:42,018 --> 01:07:44,817
All right, it looks like
we are going to a wedding.
1099
01:07:44,951 --> 01:07:46,817
Oh, will there be canapés?
1100
01:07:46,951 --> 01:07:48,651
You bet your ass.
1101
01:08:24,751 --> 01:08:28,018
That distant cathedral
1102
01:08:28,150 --> 01:08:30,350
is all I see.
1103
01:08:32,584 --> 01:08:36,450
Fractured angel,
1104
01:08:36,584 --> 01:08:38,317
the other part of me.
1105
01:08:40,651 --> 01:08:42,317
D-Dearly beloved...
1106
01:08:42,450 --> 01:08:44,118
Gifts first.
1107
01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:46,018
Actually, traditionally...
1108
01:08:46,150 --> 01:08:48,150
Shut your mouth.
1109
01:08:50,183 --> 01:08:51,317
Father.
1110
01:08:51,450 --> 01:08:55,717
Baby, I got for you
what you want most.
1111
01:08:55,851 --> 01:08:57,217
The cop?
1112
01:08:57,350 --> 01:08:58,817
The cop.
1113
01:08:58,951 --> 01:09:00,484
Continue, Father.
1114
01:09:00,617 --> 01:09:04,484
Dearly beloved, if anyone
objects to this marriage,
1115
01:09:04,617 --> 01:09:07,217
speak now
or forever hold th-their...
1116
01:09:09,784 --> 01:09:11,118
Where is she?!
1117
01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,350
There you are.
1118
01:09:16,484 --> 01:09:18,350
Death to you, Father.
1119
01:09:18,484 --> 01:09:19,350
No!
1120
01:09:19,484 --> 01:09:21,150
Not you, Father.
1121
01:09:21,283 --> 01:09:23,784
You, Father.
1122
01:09:23,917 --> 01:09:26,317
Oh, shit!
1123
01:09:26,450 --> 01:09:28,018
Uh, where you going?
What are you doing?
1124
01:09:28,150 --> 01:09:29,751
This is much
worse than I thought.
1125
01:09:29,884 --> 01:09:32,317
That is a red one. Wow. Uh...
1126
01:09:32,450 --> 01:09:34,584
- Red one?
- We should leave immediately.
1127
01:09:34,717 --> 01:09:36,350
Annie will get over it.
1128
01:09:36,484 --> 01:09:38,584
We never liked her anyway.
So let's go.
1129
01:09:38,717 --> 01:09:39,984
Now?
1130
01:09:40,118 --> 01:09:41,118
Congratulations
to the happy couple.
1131
01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:42,450
We are leaving.
1132
01:09:42,584 --> 01:09:44,350
Eddie! Yoo-hoo.
1133
01:09:44,484 --> 01:09:47,051
I'll be right with you,
all right? Mm.
1134
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,051
Okay, you need
to come out right now.
1135
01:09:49,183 --> 01:09:51,817
Because I am feeling super,
super vulnerable right here.
1136
01:09:51,951 --> 01:09:53,617
Brock's just like you?
1137
01:09:53,751 --> 01:09:54,984
Not for long.
1138
01:09:56,484 --> 01:09:59,018
Eddie, over here!
1139
01:09:59,150 --> 01:10:01,051
You need to come out right now.
1140
01:10:01,183 --> 01:10:03,884
I will let you eat everybody.
You can eat 'em all!
1141
01:10:04,018 --> 01:10:06,717
Apart from him in the robe.
You cannot eat him.
1142
01:10:06,851 --> 01:10:08,517
- Promise?
- I promise.
1143
01:10:11,584 --> 01:10:12,917
Thank you.
1144
01:10:26,917 --> 01:10:28,684
Baby!
1145
01:10:28,817 --> 01:10:30,651
Shut your mouth.
1146
01:10:31,984 --> 01:10:33,984
Marriage trouble already?
1147
01:10:35,951 --> 01:10:37,450
Time to die.
1148
01:10:37,584 --> 01:10:39,118
That's the spirit.
1149
01:10:39,250 --> 01:10:42,150
I mean us.
We are going to die.
1150
01:11:23,917 --> 01:11:25,617
I-I killed you.
1151
01:11:25,751 --> 01:11:28,484
Well, you can't kill a ghost.
1152
01:11:31,651 --> 01:11:36,183
You, kill him,
but keep your mouth shut.
1153
01:11:36,317 --> 01:11:38,917
Our wife knows
what she's doing.
1154
01:11:39,051 --> 01:11:41,018
Just turn it down.
1155
01:11:41,150 --> 01:11:43,717
Who do you think
you're talking to?
1156
01:11:43,851 --> 01:11:46,484
- Stop him.
- My cop!
1157
01:11:53,283 --> 01:11:54,784
Honeymoon over?
1158
01:11:54,917 --> 01:11:56,617
Oh, God. No.
1159
01:11:59,150 --> 01:12:00,884
Power up.
1160
01:12:01,018 --> 01:12:02,051
No!
1161
01:12:19,150 --> 01:12:21,817
Mayday, Mayday, Mayday.
Cletus Kasady...
1162
01:12:33,917 --> 01:12:38,817
What do they say
about an eye for an eye?
1163
01:12:48,651 --> 01:12:50,317
Fire and sound.
1164
01:12:50,450 --> 01:12:51,550
Except without the sound.
1165
01:12:54,951 --> 01:12:56,283
Baby!
1166
01:12:59,018 --> 01:13:00,051
Cletus!
1167
01:13:30,150 --> 01:13:31,984
Mano a mano, Brock.
1168
01:13:38,617 --> 01:13:41,450
You know how I spent
my endless days?
1169
01:13:51,951 --> 01:13:53,617
I spent them thinking about
1170
01:13:53,751 --> 01:13:57,317
how you only told
one side of the story.
1171
01:14:10,450 --> 01:14:14,217
You didn't write about the part
where Cletus was abused
1172
01:14:14,350 --> 01:14:17,517
by Mommy, Daddy and Granny!
1173
01:14:50,851 --> 01:14:55,450
You didn't tell the world
how he was a scared little boy
1174
01:14:55,584 --> 01:14:58,018
that no one cared about
1175
01:14:58,150 --> 01:15:01,183
and no one came to save!
1176
01:15:05,517 --> 01:15:09,484
You never asked yourself why!
1177
01:15:09,617 --> 01:15:13,018
That's bad journalism!
1178
01:15:19,951 --> 01:15:22,584
Oh, happy days.
1179
01:15:31,617 --> 01:15:34,183
I'm not a crazy man,
1180
01:15:35,283 --> 01:15:38,751
but I am a vengeful one.
1181
01:15:42,884 --> 01:15:45,084
You're going to watch her die.
1182
01:15:51,283 --> 01:15:53,784
Anne! Anne!
1183
01:16:09,651 --> 01:16:10,517
Do something!
1184
01:16:12,651 --> 01:16:16,183
Eddie, I'm afraid
we cannot beat them.
1185
01:16:21,484 --> 01:16:24,817
Baby, that's too much.
1186
01:16:25,917 --> 01:16:27,917
You got to stop him.
1187
01:16:28,051 --> 01:16:29,784
What are you doing?
1188
01:16:29,917 --> 01:16:31,784
I'll shut her up for good.
1189
01:16:33,084 --> 01:16:35,684
No, stop! You're hurting her!
1190
01:16:40,150 --> 01:16:41,183
Get up!
1191
01:16:41,317 --> 01:16:43,150
I can't.
1192
01:16:44,450 --> 01:16:46,350
Look. Look.
1193
01:16:46,484 --> 01:16:48,317
They're not symbiotic.
1194
01:16:49,450 --> 01:16:50,450
Get away from her!
1195
01:16:50,584 --> 01:16:51,617
Shut up.
1196
01:16:51,751 --> 01:16:53,651
Get your hands off my wife!
1197
01:16:55,984 --> 01:16:58,018
They're not a match.
1198
01:16:58,150 --> 01:16:59,684
We are.
1199
01:16:59,817 --> 01:17:02,350
That's right. We are.
1200
01:17:04,018 --> 01:17:05,951
Together, we are...
1201
01:17:07,917 --> 01:17:09,951
The Lethal Protector!
1202
01:18:26,784 --> 01:18:30,784
Let there be carnage!
1203
01:18:52,584 --> 01:18:55,051
I got you. You okay?
1204
01:19:25,118 --> 01:19:28,584
Father, one of us must die.
1205
01:19:28,717 --> 01:19:30,851
We need fire.
1206
01:19:34,250 --> 01:19:36,684
Or sound.
1207
01:19:50,984 --> 01:19:52,951
No!
1208
01:20:09,684 --> 01:20:12,517
Holy mackerel.
1209
01:20:49,317 --> 01:20:51,784
He did not taste good.
1210
01:21:04,617 --> 01:21:06,250
I'm a killer
1211
01:21:06,384 --> 01:21:08,984
with or without
the monster, Eddie.
1212
01:21:11,217 --> 01:21:12,951
You know what I really wanted?
1213
01:21:14,317 --> 01:21:16,183
No. What was it, Cletus?
1214
01:21:16,317 --> 01:21:19,084
I told you,
but you weren't listening.
1215
01:21:20,217 --> 01:21:21,751
Well, I'm listening now.
1216
01:21:23,217 --> 01:21:25,584
I wanted your friendship.
1217
01:21:27,951 --> 01:21:29,984
I'm sorry, Cletus.
1218
01:21:32,484 --> 01:21:34,183
Fuck this guy.
1219
01:21:56,317 --> 01:21:58,417
You in there,
get him out of here.
1220
01:21:58,550 --> 01:22:00,250
They're gonna come
for you both.
1221
01:22:00,384 --> 01:22:01,917
I know.
1222
01:22:03,550 --> 01:22:05,584
Hey, Anne.
1223
01:22:05,717 --> 01:22:07,217
Take care.
1224
01:22:10,917 --> 01:22:12,450
Yeah, you, too, champ.
1225
01:22:12,584 --> 01:22:13,984
Dan!
1226
01:22:14,118 --> 01:22:15,617
You take care, too.
1227
01:22:15,751 --> 01:22:17,317
Thanks.
1228
01:22:17,450 --> 01:22:19,018
I like you.
1229
01:22:19,150 --> 01:22:20,817
We totally
didn't need him, though.
1230
01:22:20,951 --> 01:22:24,517
Honestly, I think he was more
of a hindrance than a help.
1231
01:22:38,084 --> 01:22:39,951
Monsters.
1232
01:22:49,684 --> 01:22:51,484
That there is Don Quixote,
1233
01:22:51,617 --> 01:22:54,984
and the guy next to him
is, uh, S-Sancho Panza.
1234
01:22:55,118 --> 01:22:56,651
They're two
very different people
1235
01:22:56,784 --> 01:22:59,283
who have very different takes
on the world.
1236
01:22:59,417 --> 01:23:02,150
D-Different ways
of doing things.
1237
01:23:02,283 --> 01:23:04,617
Sometimes they didn't like
each other a whole lot,
1238
01:23:04,751 --> 01:23:07,317
but ultimately...
1239
01:23:07,450 --> 01:23:10,283
they worked together to bring
out the best in each other.
1240
01:23:11,717 --> 01:23:15,450
Eddie, the time has come.
1241
01:23:15,584 --> 01:23:17,684
I must go alone.
1242
01:23:17,817 --> 01:23:19,751
It is me they want.
1243
01:23:19,884 --> 01:23:21,484
Yeah.
1244
01:23:22,951 --> 01:23:25,617
Well, my dear Sancho,
1245
01:23:25,751 --> 01:23:28,984
facts are the enemy of truth.
1246
01:23:29,118 --> 01:23:30,851
What does that even mean?
1247
01:23:30,984 --> 01:23:32,784
It means...
1248
01:23:34,051 --> 01:23:37,751
It means that we are...
1249
01:23:37,884 --> 01:23:39,584
- frien...
- Fugitives!
1250
01:23:39,717 --> 01:23:41,917
Um, yeah. Yeah.
1251
01:23:42,051 --> 01:23:44,084
- On the run.
- That, too.
1252
01:23:58,150 --> 01:24:00,817
Thank you
for bringing me here.
1253
01:24:00,951 --> 01:24:03,317
Yeah, you're welcome, buddy.
1254
01:24:03,450 --> 01:24:05,517
- It's beautiful, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
1255
01:24:05,651 --> 01:24:08,984
I'm sorry that we can't
do anything about the old
1256
01:24:09,118 --> 01:24:11,450
"wind in your hair"
situation, but...
1257
01:24:11,584 --> 01:24:15,118
Osho says,
when you love someone,
1258
01:24:15,250 --> 01:24:18,018
- you accept the whole person...
- Osho?
1259
01:24:18,150 --> 01:24:20,651
...with all of their defects.
1260
01:24:20,784 --> 01:24:22,183
"Defects." Hmm.
1261
01:24:22,317 --> 01:24:23,717
Nobody is perfect.
1262
01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:25,283
Just go back.
Go back a minute.
1263
01:24:25,417 --> 01:24:27,851
You telling me...
you just said that you love me.
1264
01:24:27,984 --> 01:24:29,517
- Um...
- You did.
1265
01:24:31,917 --> 01:24:33,684
Where will we go?
1266
01:24:33,817 --> 01:24:36,684
I don't know. I don't know.
1267
01:24:36,817 --> 01:24:39,384
Anywhere that needs
a Lethal Protector, I suppose.
1268
01:24:39,517 --> 01:24:42,150
Oh! You really meant it!
1269
01:24:42,283 --> 01:24:43,851
Yeah.
1270
01:24:43,984 --> 01:24:46,283
We will need a cape
and a mask.
1271
01:24:47,684 --> 01:24:49,018
No.
1272
01:24:49,150 --> 01:24:51,217
No, I think you got
that covered. We're good.
1273
01:25:17,369 --> 01:25:19,713
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1274
01:27:33,751 --> 01:27:35,084
Maximiliano.
1275
01:27:36,584 --> 01:27:38,183
Estás embarazada.
1276
01:27:38,317 --> 01:27:39,684
¿Estás esperando un hijo mío?
1277
01:27:55,584 --> 01:27:57,651
Oh, I love this show.
1278
01:27:57,784 --> 01:28:00,084
Yeah.
1279
01:28:00,217 --> 01:28:02,784
Maximiliano's feelings
are not being validated.
1280
01:28:02,917 --> 01:28:04,484
Yeah, well,
he never should've kept
1281
01:28:04,617 --> 01:28:06,751
such an insane secret, man.
1282
01:28:06,884 --> 01:28:08,917
We all have a past, Eddie.
1283
01:28:10,384 --> 01:28:13,584
What, are you...
you hiding stuff from me?
1284
01:28:13,717 --> 01:28:15,917
80 billion light-years
1285
01:28:16,051 --> 01:28:18,951
of hive knowledge
across universes
1286
01:28:19,084 --> 01:28:22,051
would explode
your tiny little brain.
1287
01:28:22,183 --> 01:28:24,450
What-what does that
even mean, man?
1288
01:28:24,584 --> 01:28:26,951
Well,
let me give you a taste, then.
1289
01:28:27,084 --> 01:28:29,951
Just the smallest fraction
of the things
1290
01:28:30,084 --> 01:28:32,517
we symbiotes have experienced.
1291
01:28:32,651 --> 01:28:34,684
- Okay.
- Ready, Eddie?
1292
01:28:34,817 --> 01:28:35,984
Yeah.
1293
01:28:42,784 --> 01:28:44,018
Whoa.
1294
01:28:44,150 --> 01:28:46,150
What's happening?
1295
01:28:46,283 --> 01:28:48,051
No, no, no, no.
1296
01:28:48,183 --> 01:28:49,684
No, no, no, no, no.
1297
01:28:51,450 --> 01:28:53,317
What the hell is that?!
1298
01:28:53,450 --> 01:28:55,684
Oh, that's a...
that-that's just a towel.
1299
01:28:57,183 --> 01:28:58,851
Where are we?
1300
01:28:58,984 --> 01:29:00,817
- Wh-What did you do?
- It wasn't me.
1301
01:29:00,951 --> 01:29:03,118
Incredibly,
this shocking revelation
1302
01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:04,851
brought to life by yours truly
has only raised...
1303
01:29:04,984 --> 01:29:07,150
What? What-what...
what is this?
1304
01:29:07,283 --> 01:29:09,717
...of Peter Parker,
1305
01:29:09,851 --> 01:29:14,051
aka Spider-Man,
aka the Spider Menace.
1306
01:29:14,183 --> 01:29:15,884
But rest assured, dear viewers,
1307
01:29:16,018 --> 01:29:17,984
we here at
The Daily Bugle will...
1308
01:29:18,118 --> 01:29:20,617
That guy...
1309
01:29:20,751 --> 01:29:22,517
...his web of lies.
1310
01:29:22,651 --> 01:29:24,517
I'm J. Jonah Jameson.
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Good night...
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and God help us all.
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Dude, what are you doing
in my room?
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Uh...
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I...