1
00:00:10,386 --> 00:00:12,680
No, no, no, no!

2
00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:28,839
What?

3
00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,228
Oh, what?

4
00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:51,458
- Nice sunglasses.
- Thanks.

5
00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:54,378
- You got a light?
- No, no. I don't smoke.

6
00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,171
Alright,
I think I have one.

7
00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,263
You look sad as shit.

8
00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:08,976
- It's complicated.
- Isn't it always?

9
00:05:10,436 --> 00:05:13,564
- Where are you headed?
- Anywhere but here.

10
00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,785
Man,
why can't people tell the truth?

11
00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,208
I don't even know
what's true anymore.

12
00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:36,378
Looks like you could use
a little more than the truth.

13
00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:38,630
Oh, I think, uh,
my phone's going off here.

14
00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,050
Oh, yeah, excuse me.

15
00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,012
Hello?
Yeah hey, how you doing?

16
00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,849
No, no, no, no,
it's alright. Yeah, mm-hmm.

17
00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:52,853
Mm-hm, yeah.

18
00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:57,649
Mm-hm.

19
00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,742
Hey, hey!

20
00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:50,911
Hey, hey, hey, man!

21
00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,454
Oh, my God,
you just hit my bike!

22
00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:55,374
So, oh, sorry bro!

23
00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:59,503
- Hey, do you know where
Fat Willy's Diner is?
- What?

24
00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,880
- Fat Willy's Diner.
- What are you talking about?

25
00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:04,466
- Fat Willy has a Diner.
- Why'd you hit my bike?

26
00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:06,552
- Uh--
- This is a vintage bike!

27
00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:09,346
- Do you know where Uncle
Billy's Favorite Things are?
- What?

28
00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:12,474
- This was my grandfather's bike!
- It's a Mexican restaurant.

29
00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:14,518
What am I going to do?
I can't get these parts.

30
00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,895
You're going to park
in a bike area next time?

31
00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:18,730
- Really?
- Too soon?

32
00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:20,274
- It was a joke.
- Oh, my God!

33
00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:21,942
There's no bike
shop in this town.

34
00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:23,861
How am I going
to get this fixed?

35
00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,488
So,
exactly how far are you going?

36
00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:30,284
I don't know,
a couple hundred miles.

37
00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:35,706
- What's so funny?
- I smell road trip.

38
00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,041
- Do you want a ride?
- With you?

39
00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,044
No, with the other
person that has a van big enough

40
00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,546
for your busted-ass bike.

41
00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:49,636
Think of how hot and sweaty
you're going to get without me.

42
00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,473
Mm-hm, it's going to
be going down your back.

43
00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,310
Don't make me offer
you a piece of candy.

44
00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:01,148
Do you have any room in
the back? For you?

45
00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:03,859
Yes I do!

46
00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,238
Oh, yeah,
it's a road trip!

47
00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:18,457
Be careful, White
Lightning can be a bit delicate,

48
00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:22,461
- but she's full of mysteries
you've yet to-- Hey!
- What is all this stuff?

49
00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,588
- The bear's not a mean bear.
- Do you live in here
or something?

50
00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,798
He's not going to bite.

51
00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:32,638
- What is all
this stuff, man?
- Ooh! A fisherman?

52
00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:35,474
Watch your pole.

53
00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,355
Well,
welcome to White Lightning!

54
00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:44,358
Engineered for both
pleasure and transportation.

55
00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:07,881
My name's Larry.

56
00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:11,218
- Cleo.
- Hey, Cleo.

57
00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,846
It's okay,
it's just Cheeto dust.

58
00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,183
Seems like
you're having a bad day.

59
00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:20,018
You just
destroyed my bike.

60
00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:24,606
And that's one way of
looking at it. But you know,

61
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,987
I don't think you ride
out in the middle of nowhere

62
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,447
with that bike unless
you're running from something.

63
00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:34,074
So what is it?

64
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,411
I don't want one.

65
00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:47,254
I,
I got told to take some time off

66
00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:53,093
- from my job, so, just trying to
get away for a bit.
- Ouch!

67
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,638
Yeah,
that's definitely a second hour

68
00:09:56,722 --> 00:10:01,351
in the car topic, so let's
just play a fun little game.

69
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,730
- No, I don't want
to play a game.
- I'm gonna ask you a question,

70
00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,898
and you tell me an answer.

71
00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:09,443
And then we'll be
getting to know each other,

72
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,820
just Cleo and Larry

73
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,114
and...

74
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:17,326
if you could give all
human being one virtue,

75
00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:19,161
which would you choose?

76
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:28,420
- I don't know, pay attention
to their surroundings.
- Oh.

77
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,839
You know, be more
aware of where people are

78
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,342
in the world so
you don't run them over.

79
00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,093
Ooh!

80
00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,179
What's the last
thing you cried about?

81
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,224
That's a bit too
personal, I think.

82
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:43,810
Um...

83
00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:47,230
Okay.

84
00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:51,193
What's the next to
last thing you cried about?

85
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:55,697
You can do
either question.

86
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:02,746
Well, the last graduation I
went to for some of my students.

87
00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:07,584
- So you're a teacher?
- No, not a teacher.

88
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:10,420
Math,
you look like a math teacher.

89
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,049
I'm a youth
minister, okay?

90
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,967
- A what?
- A youth minister.

91
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,596
- I work at a church.
- Like, you work for Jesus?

92
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,014
Something like that.

93
00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:23,308
You work for Jesus?

94
00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:26,144
And I've been
sitting here in this car

95
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:30,107
and you haven't even
told me about the Lord.

96
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,777
What happens if, uh...

97
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:38,240
your wonderfully interesting
answers distracted me

98
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,242
and I like
died, like that?

99
00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,869
I'd just go to
hell or something?

100
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,538
You got to
help a brother out.

101
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,332
I'm pretty sure it's
in your job description.

102
00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:51,795
Along with, really
probably voting Republican,

103
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:55,841
not liking gay people, denying
climate change, avoiding,
I don't know, science.

104
00:11:55,924 --> 00:12:00,429
- Hey, hey, you don't know what
you're talking about, man.
- Definitely not a math teacher.

105
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,597
Boy I-- Sorry.

106
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,558
Uh, that was rude of me.

107
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:09,271
Not as rude as
not telling someone

108
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,690
about the precious
gift of eternal life.

109
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:13,400
But--

110
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,153
Are you even
good at your job?

111
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,947
You're crying
at their graduation,

112
00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,993
but you can't
even save a lost soul.

113
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,453
I knew I
shouldn't have told you that.

114
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,788
Actually, how about this?

115
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,916
I'll help you out:
Give me your pitch, Cleo.

116
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:35,005
- My what?
- You know,
professional religious types,

117
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,090
they always have
to have a pitch ready,

118
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:39,926
because sometimes
you encounter the heathen

119
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:44,306
and you have to be
just prepared, uh, to,

120
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:48,977
to lure our souls
into the divine embrace

121
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:52,147
of, uh, whatever
brand of Jesus you work for.

122
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,694
- Do you really want to hear it?
- No, I asked for no reason.

123
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:04,075
- Alright, so God is holy.
- Maybe.

124
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:07,537
And, you know, we,
we want to be with God,

125
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:11,833
but we can't,
because we do bad things, right?

126
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:15,504
We sin,
we run over people's bikes.

127
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,340
- We do bad things.
- Well-- Okay.

128
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,968
And there are consequences
to those bad things, right?

129
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,137
And...

130
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,139
we deserve...

131
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,434
death. That's
the wages of sin, is death.

132
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:34,147
But, you know,
God through Jesus

133
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:40,403
bore the consequences of
those sins and defeated death.

134
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:46,076
Now we can be holy,
we can be one with God again.

135
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,957
- That's all I got.
- Ah, it seems a bit awkward.

136
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,793
No, it's, I mean,
it's about like, sharing in
the love of God.

137
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,671
That's what it's about, that's
what the whole thing is for.

138
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,548
Well, I guess.

139
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:04,261
You should do
more of the love stuff.

140
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,221
People love love.

141
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,347
You should, uh...

142
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,683
you should work on it.

143
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,894
If you're
a youth minister,

144
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,481
I'm not talking
about God right now,

145
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,984
then you've gone
on road trips before.

146
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:23,238
So what do adolescents
like to talk about on the road?

147
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,031
So let's imagine

148
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,368
I'm a young
lad, let's say 13.

149
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,661
Hey Cleo,

150
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,290
how far is too far?

151
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,042
You expect me
to answer that?

152
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,961
- If, uh--
- What are you even
talking about?

153
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:41,047
- What about second base?
- Oh, my God.

154
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,675
If I grab her
titties but I...

155
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,594
- Okay, okay, alright, man.
- ...hold it like this,

156
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:48,346
so I don't
touch the areola,

157
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,140
is it, is it a sin?

158
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:55,103
When will you shut
up? That's my question.

159
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:58,315
Let us consult
with the Magic 8-Ball.

160
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,483
- And--
- Where did you get that?

161
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,528
Uh,
I've had it since I was a kid.

162
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,198
It says: Prospects, good.

163
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,787
Never.

164
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,731
You're laughing!

165
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,692
I knew I could do it,
I knew I could do it.

166
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,695
The last person I talked
about stabbing their penis

167
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,406
with a spoon,
they laughed too, Cleo.

168
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:52,744
Now,
next time it's time for song,
you know what to do, alright?

169
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,874
Me and White Lightning
have never had an accident

170
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:01,544
- we couldn't recover from.
- What's White Lightning?

171
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,922
That would be
who you're sitting in.

172
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,924
This beast, this beauty,

173
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:09,177
this road professional!

174
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,762
Who names their car?

175
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,056
People that love
their automobiles.

176
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,849
I know you
know what love is.

177
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:18,561
White Lightning is full
of love, not so much holiness.

178
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:23,441
She mostly
specializes in road trips and

179
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,193
naps,
she's really good at naps.

180
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:28,488
And what else
does White Lightning do?

181
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,616
Never breaks down.

182
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,571
- High quality shortcut, Cleo.
- This doesn't
look like a shortcut.

183
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:12,115
- Well luckily you're not driving.
 - Are you sure about this?

184
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,451
- White Lightning, is it
a short cut?
- I don't know.

185
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:18,079
- This does not look like
the right way to go.
- He said, yeah.

186
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,290
We are
going to get so lost.

187
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:25,587
Did you make a wrong turn?

188
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:28,131
No.

189
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,760
I think we're
having a problem here.

190
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:34,679
- You went the wrong way,
didn't you?
- Nope.

191
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,475
White Lightning
appears to be napping.

192
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,102
What do you mean, napping?

193
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,607
- It's off.
- What?

194
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,819
- Can you stop it?
- Well, I can use the brake,

195
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,530
and we can coast
all the way this way,

196
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,240
- I guess.
- Are you kidding me?

197
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:57,118
- I don't think it's a joke.
- What are we going to do?

198
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,621
Yeah.

199
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,250
We are stuck in
the middle of nowhere now.

200
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,461
Well,
it's not nowhere.

201
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,880
It's in
the middle of a shortcut.

202
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:12,217
I knew we shouldn't
have come down this road.

203
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:15,011
Well, I guess
you should've said something.

204
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,389
One more
time than you did.

205
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,357
Ouch!

206
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,442
Jesus!

207
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,949
There we go.

208
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:42,413
Hey ah--

209
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:45,834
Cleo?

210
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,628
Come here.

211
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,928
Man, I don't know
anything about cars.

212
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,055
That's why I ride a bike.

213
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:02,225
I'm-- I don't really
know that much either.

214
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,186
Could you just, I just need you
to put your hands right there.

215
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:08,022
Why is that?
Ow, gee, that's hot!

216
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,233
- Why, why did you just
ask me to do that?

217
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,902
It would have worked
either way. Do it like this.

218
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,072
No, I'm not doing that.

219
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,408
Come on, just do it,
we're trying to get out of here.

220
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,035
- How is that going to help?
- You're going to pray
for my car.

221
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,746
White Lightning's sick, I
don't know anything about cars.

222
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:28,209
You just said you don't know
much, Mr. Bikes-A-Lot. So...

223
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,836
Do your thing.

224
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:38,678
God,
please heal this engine.

225
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:39,721
White Lightning.

226
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:46,728
Help us get out of
here safely and quickly.

227
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:52,734
And help White
Lightning get back on the road.

228
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,779
- Amen.
- Amen!

229
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:03,286
Hopefully it works better
than your bike after this.

230
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,455
I'm sure Jesus
doesn't want you

231
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,540
stuck out on
a road all alone with me.

232
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:15,590
Um--

233
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,345
- Nothing.
-  - You're going to have to talk to God

234
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:23,473
- about the efficacy
of your prayers, Cleo.
- Come on, Larry!

235
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,516
What are we going to do?

236
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,976
Don't worry.

237
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,145
We are in
the middle of nowhere.

238
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,064
No, no, no,
Cleo, don't worry.

239
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:34,150
You are looking
at a human Britannica.

240
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,153
There's a reason I
don't have a smart phone.

241
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,738
I'm the app for that.

242
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,658
That doesn't
help to fix the car.

243
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:45,078
No, but it helps me remember how
to get to the shop we passed.

244
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,121
Up and around.

245
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:50,583
I'm going to go to the shop, I'm
going to get us some help and...

246
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,002
your prayers
will be answered.

247
00:20:56,130 --> 00:21:00,093
- Just go!
- You really got to learn
to smile some.

248
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:05,682
Oh, yeah! So, don't let anyone
mess with White Lightning.

249
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,354
- Get out of here!
- I'll take that as a yes.

250
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:16,442
And you're a little
dirty, don't get on my couch.

251
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:47,640
- Jabez? You're Jabez?
- Oh, you're a genius, huh?
Look what you made me do.

252
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,268
- My name's Larry.
- Yeah, that's great, Larry.
How are you?

253
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:51,811
I think you're
the perfect person.

254
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,646
- The man I'm looking for.
- You're a thinker.

255
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:54,856
That'll be helpful.

256
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,901
I guess. Um, so,
I have a little problem.

257
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,071
- Yeah, go ahead.
- Okay.

258
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,073
So I have this
new friend named Cleo.

259
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,951
- I hit his bike, he was on--
- So many details.

260
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,830
Well, so we were in
my van, White Lightning,

261
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,291
we're going down the road,
and then it did one of those

262
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,126
clunk,
clunk, clunk, clunk.

263
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:18,254
- And so--
- Boy, that's really easy
to figure that out.

264
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:22,967
It is? So
you're saying you can help me?

265
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,928
Friday afternoon,
4:30, I can't help anybody.

266
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,057
But-- Uh--

267
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,685
We're kind of in
a bit of a predicament.

268
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,897
- We don't really know
anyone here.
- Can you hand that to me?

269
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,648
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- No, no, no.

270
00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:39,233
I can't drink
that, right over there.

271
00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:42,403
- Oh!
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- I understand.

272
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:45,615
- Now you're being helpful.
- It's five o'clock somewhere.

273
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,200
It's at 4:30.

274
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,874
So are you just going
to leave me stranded here?

275
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:58,169
Uh, you're going to have to file
that under "not my problem."

276
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:01,923
I mean, is there even
a place to sleep in this town?

277
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,092
Look around,
does it look like it? No.

278
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:09,514
So Jabez, come on,
when can me and you agree

279
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,517
that you could
bring your mechanic skills

280
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,268
down to White Lightning?

281
00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:16,771
Monday morning
around 8:30, how's that?

282
00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:20,441
- Like there's no time
before that?
- No.

283
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:26,197
Let me get
a pinky promise, Jabez.

284
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:31,786
Alright,
I'll take that. See you then.

285
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,871
The anticipation is killing me.

286
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:47,677
Hey, Cleo.

287
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,721
So,
can we get out of here?

288
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:55,017
Oh, yeah, we can get
out of here on Monday.

289
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:58,104
On Monday? Why on Monday?

290
00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:00,773
Well, I met,
I met a new friend.

291
00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:02,817
His name's
Jabez, the mechanic.

292
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,695
And see,
I get there and it's like 4:30

293
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:09,490
and he gets off at five and he
doesn't really work on
the weekends.

294
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,576
Healthy boundaries.

295
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,619
What are we going
to do until Monday?

296
00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:16,956
Do we have to see it as stuck
or an opportunity
to be seized?

297
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,875
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Was there a hotel back there?

298
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:22,503
- Or any place to stay?
- Good question. Same one I had.

299
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:24,839
Not really.

300
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:28,634
So there's not
technically a mechanic

301
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,095
- or a place to stay.
- What are we going to do, man?

302
00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:32,430
We are stuck out here.

303
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:34,265
This is not
what I expected, okay?

304
00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:37,226
I just got on my bike,
and I wanted to go for a ride

305
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,770
and get out of here, and then
you come and you hit my bike

306
00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:42,398
and now I'm stuck with
you in the middle of nowhere.

307
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,066
Uh--

308
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,110
I don't want
to be pushy, but

309
00:24:46,194 --> 00:24:49,614
I feel like there's
half this story I don't know.

310
00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:51,365
I mean,
this isn't ideal but--

311
00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:56,162
They just told me I
had to go for two weeks.

312
00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,206
And what was
I supposed to do?

313
00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:00,208
I was just
trying to clear my head

314
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:04,170
and then you go and you
hit me with your stupid van!

315
00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,755
Who told you to go where?

316
00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:08,966
The church that
I work for. They--

317
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,468
They told me to
take two weeks off.

318
00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:13,262
I was just trying to
get out and clear my head

319
00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:15,389
and whatever,
figure some stuff out.

320
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,600
And then you come
and you hit my bike.

321
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,477
- I hear you.
- If it wasn't for you

322
00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:22,146
we would not be in
this situation right now.

323
00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:25,066
Well,
that's one way to look at it.

324
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:29,779
But, Cleo, and I know
we just became friends,

325
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,906
- but it's good to know--
- We are not friends.

326
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:35,993
Yet. It is good to
know all this animosity

327
00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:38,204
wasn't just
about that old-ass bike.

328
00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:40,164
So,

329
00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,083
suggestions?

330
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,086
I don't know, man.

331
00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,173
Good thing I
brought my camping gear.

332
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:52,760
I guess I could find a place
to pitch my tent around here.

333
00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:53,761
Yeah!

334
00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:58,474
I like you, let's camp.

335
00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:00,518
- No, no, no. I don't want
to camp with you.
- Here's the thing,

336
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,520
you get that
side, I get this side.

337
00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:04,188
- No, no, no, no.
- With those guns

338
00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:07,775
and these looks
we can move on down.

339
00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:09,443
The river's
just around the edge.

340
00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,157
We at least need to
get the van out of the road.

341
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:18,869
Yep,
but don't you think camping near
water's a little bit cooler?

342
00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:21,998
And somebody is a little steam
pot and needs to cool down.

343
00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,459
Let's move
this thing, geez.

344
00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:32,008
Alright, Cleo, on three
give it the big old heave ho!

345
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,926
One, two, three.

346
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:40,224
Oh, my God!

347
00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:49,650
So why are you on
Jesus break for two weeks?

348
00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:51,485
I'm trying to
concentrate here, man.

349
00:26:51,569 --> 00:26:53,863
Why did
they get rid of you?

350
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,741
- Just push the car.
- Come on, Cleo!

351
00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:58,200
Give me just a hint.

352
00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:03,331
You know Christians don't
get all pissy for no reason.

353
00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:06,167
- Oh, God.
- It's usually about money, sex,

354
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:08,878
- not being a Republican...
- Okay, stop, stop, stop!

355
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:12,131
Just stop for a second. Let's
just take a break for a second.

356
00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:14,467
Oh!

357
00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:19,347
- What are you doing, man?
- Ah, take a guess.

358
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,893
But while you're
doing it, just say cheese.

359
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:28,564
Will you put that away
and just keep pushing, please?

360
00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:32,026
- I want to get there
before dark.
- You have to save

361
00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:33,611
- the memories.
- Just come on, let's go.

362
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:35,237
- Get this over with.
- Alright.

363
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,365
Let's do it like a game.

364
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:39,659
Twenty questions.

365
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:44,038
I'm going to try to figure out
why they put you
in Jesus timeout.

366
00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:47,750
- Just push the van, come on.
- Does it have anything
to do with money?

367
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,505
- No.
- Ah, banging?

368
00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:55,758
- What?
- Is it about sex?

369
00:27:57,259 --> 00:28:02,890
- Maybe, kind of.
- I'm going to take that
as a yes. Is it a woman?

370
00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:08,229
- Well, not exactly.
- A girl?

371
00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,274
- A boy?
- No, not a boy.

372
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,318
- A man!
- Not a man.

373
00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:17,905
Um...

374
00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:23,411
- Did you have your clothes on?
 - Yes, I had my clothes on.

375
00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:25,830
- What are you talking about?
- Everyone has their own
style, it's okay.

376
00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:27,957
Do you regret it?

377
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,585
I don't
know, I don't think so.

378
00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:34,004
Woo, second base or more?

379
00:28:34,088 --> 00:28:37,133
That is not, you're,
you don't know what you're
talking about, man.

380
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:41,053
Um...
Were you acting or watching?

381
00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:42,847
- Acting?
- Oh, my God.

382
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,641
Just push, please.

383
00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:49,854
Do you, do you think
Jesus would be happy with you?

384
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:53,149
- I hope so.
- What?

385
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:57,445
So if Jesus is
happy with you, Cleo,

386
00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:59,155
then why are
they so mad at you?

387
00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:01,782
Listen, man.

388
00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:06,120
There was
this girl, she's 15,

389
00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:08,289
in my youth group.

390
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,416
And she came out to me.

391
00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:14,378
And
the church didn't like it.

392
00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:18,090
I told her that God
loved her just as she was.

393
00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:22,595
You were her minister

394
00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:24,680
and told her what?

395
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:27,850
Man, you heard me.

396
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,687
Pretty sure that's
what they pay you to do.

397
00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:33,856
Let's just-- I don't
want to talk about it anymore.

398
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,649
Let's just
keep pushing, please.

399
00:29:35,733 --> 00:29:39,737
You got in trouble for
telling someone God loved them?

400
00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:42,239
- Yes!
- And they sent you to timeout?

401
00:29:42,323 --> 00:29:47,453
To what? Come back and be
like, "God loves everybody!"
Unless you're gay.

402
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,914
You don't get it, man.
It's more complicated than that.

403
00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:52,374
Let's-- I-- We need
to get this off the road.

404
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,336
Well I mean, all means all.

405
00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:57,630
Unless you like
chicks and are a chick.

406
00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,673
- Ready?
- I think so.

407
00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,513
Okay, to the left.
Straighten out, straighten out,

408
00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,223
- straighten out.
- Shit.

409
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:10,017
Something just flew
out from underneath here.

410
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,603
Probably
a grasshopper. Or a snake!

411
00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:19,693
You can feel
it, can't you?

412
00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:22,613
- Push!
- Shut up!

413
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:27,535
Oh, yeah!

414
00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:30,454
- Almost there.
- Yeah, we are.

415
00:30:30,538 --> 00:30:31,747
Little bit more!

416
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:35,918
What's so funny?

417
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,420
Oh,
well, what do you mean?

418
00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:40,840
That's the hill.

419
00:30:41,924 --> 00:30:45,636
Feel like that hill
was, uh, a sign from God.

420
00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:47,513
Perfect place to
camp for the night.

421
00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:50,599
You, me, White Lightning,

422
00:30:51,392 --> 00:30:52,476
and memories.

423
00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:57,022
Oh, come on, Cleo!

424
00:30:57,106 --> 00:30:58,732
We're going to have fun.

425
00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:04,280
Me and White
Lightning are camping masters.

426
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:09,159
We don't take in
guests very often.

427
00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:11,036
Only special
ones like you.

428
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,205
- Hey, be careful with that.
- And your grandfather's bike.

429
00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:15,082
I know,
I'm going to be delicate.

430
00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,126
Going to put it
right here in our designated

431
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,752
bike parking spot.

432
00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:20,462
I don't need
your help, Larry.

433
00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,423
Well, alright.

434
00:31:24,675 --> 00:31:26,760
I was wondering, Cleo...

435
00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,306
are you mad they axed you?

436
00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:33,934
What are you talking
about? They didn't ax me.

437
00:31:34,643 --> 00:31:37,855
I can't be mad with them.
You know, I told them that

438
00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:40,065
I would believe
certain things and...

439
00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:42,568
you know, I agreed
with the Statement of Faith,

440
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:45,654
this is what we believe
and you promise to uphold this

441
00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:48,616
and all that stuff,
and promised, and it's not their
fault.

442
00:31:48,699 --> 00:31:51,869
So you told
them you would believe

443
00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:55,873
that the girl who
said she was a lesbian

444
00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:57,249
shouldn't be a lesbian?

445
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,876
But you think you
did the right thing

446
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,544
by telling
her God loved her?

447
00:32:01,295 --> 00:32:04,506
- I don't know, Larry.
- I don't know, either.
This is a bit confusing.

448
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:08,969
So,
so what do you believe then?

449
00:32:09,053 --> 00:32:11,639
Should you have
done something different?

450
00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:12,681
I don't know.

451
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:15,517
What else is on that list?

452
00:32:17,311 --> 00:32:19,063
Does it like,
got the good stuff too?

453
00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,316
You know,
like about the virgin?

454
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:24,902
Larry, she's like, 15.

455
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:28,364
- No, no, no, the BVM.
- What?

456
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,616
- Blessed Virgin Mary!
- Oh, my God.

457
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:32,117
What, do you not
even have Catholic friends?

458
00:32:32,201 --> 00:32:34,078
Are they not real
Christians or something?

459
00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:37,289
Even I know BVM is
Blessed Virgin Mary.

460
00:32:37,373 --> 00:32:40,626
She's like the second most
popular person in your religion.

461
00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:43,671
- Whatever, Larry.
- Are you allowed
to watch Ellen DeGeneres?

462
00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:50,386
- I don't really watch much TV.
- Will and Grace?
Modern Family?

463
00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:56,684
- You're a Seventh Heaven
kind of guy?
- Shut up, Larry.

464
00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:59,186
- I think I lost a tent pole.
- Jessica Biel's fine!

465
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,606
- I mean, when she grew up.
- Oh, man.

466
00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:10,614
- So what am I
going to do?
- What about, uh...

467
00:33:10,698 --> 00:33:12,616
you got any
apocalyptic horses?

468
00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:16,620
- What are you talking about?
- On the stuff that you believed,

469
00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:18,747
when you signed it.

470
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,835
- You don't know what
you're talking about.
- Is there--

471
00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:24,670
Blood?

472
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:28,215
Crosses.

473
00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:32,386
Um... Look,
if you need some help,

474
00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:33,971
- I can help you out.
- Just shut up, Larry!

475
00:33:34,096 --> 00:33:36,640
Alright, I don't know.
Alright, I don't know.

476
00:33:36,724 --> 00:33:38,475
No, no,
I meant help with the tent.

477
00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:41,687
I left the tent pole somewhere;
I don't know where it is.

478
00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:43,313
Oh, don't worry.

479
00:33:43,397 --> 00:33:45,941
We're on a road
trip, we're friends.

480
00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:47,985
Me and White
Lightning got this covered.

481
00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:51,196
One, two,
three, cuddle party.

482
00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:54,742
Big spoon.

483
00:33:56,785 --> 00:34:00,914
Yeah. I'm growing on
you. Give me that smile.

484
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,128
You can hold
it till morning.

485
00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:26,607
Hey, Cleo?

486
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:29,026
- What?
- Cleo?

487
00:34:32,029 --> 00:34:33,614
Do you like Chumbawamba?

488
00:34:35,449 --> 00:34:37,034
Larry,
I just want to go to bed, man.

489
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:38,786
Do you know that song?

490
00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:40,245
About
getting knocked down.

491
00:34:43,457 --> 00:34:45,042
I was thinking
more of it about you,

492
00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,294
not your bike
necessarily but,

493
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:48,837
it could be
like, your theme song.

494
00:34:48,921 --> 00:34:51,006
Whenever I have bad
days, I pick theme songs.

495
00:34:52,049 --> 00:34:54,051
We should pick
your theme song.

496
00:34:54,176 --> 00:34:58,013
- I don't really want to play
this game right now, Larry.
- Well.

497
00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:02,476
I just kind of
feel a little bit bad.

498
00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:05,813
Not just for the bike
bit, that was an accident.

499
00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:08,398
But probably should
stop making it a habit

500
00:35:08,482 --> 00:35:11,276
of listening with headphones
while I'm driving, but--

501
00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:17,157
White Lightning says she has
my back. You know what I mean?

502
00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:19,910
Is this your
attempt at an apology?

503
00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:21,578
Well,
I was working up to it.

504
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:25,332
Whatever, man.

505
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,127
Can we just go to sleep?

506
00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:32,131
I kind of gave you a little
bit of a too hard of a time.

507
00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,638
Alright,
we can hug it out.

508
00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:42,349
Get off of me,
man! Just go to sleep.

509
00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:46,603
Well, just-- It's night time,
we're camping with new friends.

510
00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:49,231
We're just
supposed to like, you know,

511
00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:54,444
get tired, tell intimate stories
you weren't planning on sharing.

512
00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:59,116
And then we wake up in
the morning a little closer
together than we were before.

513
00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:00,617
That kind of thing.

514
00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:03,120
Larry,
I am tired of talking to you.

515
00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:06,165
And I really just
want you to go to sleep.

516
00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,792
Um, one question.

517
00:36:12,045 --> 00:36:13,088
What?

518
00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:15,591
Who are they?

519
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:19,511
This is my youth group.

520
00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,641
- You know, from back home.
- Mm-hm.

521
00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:29,438
Yeah, so this is,
this is us at a lock in.

522
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:33,525
- Mm-hm.
 - And, uh, this is at a big community event we had.

523
00:36:34,568 --> 00:36:36,695
They're all like
family to me, you know?

524
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,364
You know
what I mean, Larry?

525
00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:03,847
Larry?

526
00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:07,893
Larry?

527
00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:21,615
The truth
will set you free!

528
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:38,423
God,
what am I even doing here?

529
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,763
Give me some kind
of sign, make it clear.

530
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,036
<i>Woo!</i>

531
00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:45,866
Hey, friend!

532
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:06,011
- What are you doing?
- Oh, what's up, Cleo?

533
00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,096
- What are you doing?
- Uh--

534
00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:13,602
Uh, I believe you call
it digging in to the Word.

535
00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:17,022
- What?
- You're getting sticks.

536
00:39:18,065 --> 00:39:20,233
I'm getting some Jesus.

537
00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:21,985
Is that my-- did you
take that out of my bag?

538
00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:23,653
I think
the Bible's for everyone.

539
00:39:23,737 --> 00:39:25,530
You're
the professional here but,

540
00:39:25,614 --> 00:39:28,700
you know,
the one with like, the shepherd

541
00:39:28,784 --> 00:39:31,244
and the lost
sheep and he's like,

542
00:39:31,328 --> 00:39:33,997
here's a dude,
he has 100 sheep.

543
00:39:34,081 --> 00:39:38,335
One of 'em gets lost, and who
wouldn't go get the lost sheep

544
00:39:39,378 --> 00:39:41,171
and leave the 99 behind?

545
00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:43,048
- You heard that one?
- Yeah.

546
00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:44,591
Well,
that's a horrible idea

547
00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:47,344
if you're actually
like, a shepard, right?

548
00:39:47,469 --> 00:39:50,180
You don't leave 99
to a giant wolf buffet

549
00:39:50,263 --> 00:39:52,891
to go find
the other one unless...

550
00:39:54,518 --> 00:39:57,979
you're that kind
of shepherd, you know?

551
00:39:58,063 --> 00:40:00,065
- Yeah, but you know--
- It says, "He went

552
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:02,234
and searched
until it was found."

553
00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:05,529
Yeah, yeah, but, you
know, it's our responsibility

554
00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:08,698
to come back to God. You know,
that's what the parable's about.

555
00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:12,244
It's about us
repenting and returning to God.

556
00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:14,121
Exactly how
does a sheep repent?

557
00:40:15,789 --> 00:40:19,292
Is it like "baaa", and in sheep
that's like, "My bad, God."

558
00:40:19,376 --> 00:40:21,503
- It's not literal, it's a story.
- Oh.

559
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:23,880
I was hoping you
were going to baa at me.

560
00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:26,341
It seems that if
you tell the story

561
00:40:26,425 --> 00:40:28,343
to a bunch of
sinners, they might think

562
00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:31,221
the shepherd just
keeps looking until found.

563
00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:33,223
No, no, no,
you're telling it to the sinners

564
00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:35,100
because you're
trying to express to them

565
00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:37,686
that they need to
repent and ask for forgiveness.

566
00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:41,398
Turn from their
sinful ways, you know,

567
00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:43,692
and,
and then be welcomed back.

568
00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:46,111
I, I guess.

569
00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:47,779
I mean,
he throws lots of parties.

570
00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:50,782
He just has
a party, and what's funny

571
00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:52,701
is it doesn't say
it's a vegan party.

572
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:55,954
So he might've even ate one of
the other sheep for the party.

573
00:40:56,037 --> 00:40:57,414
What about the coin one?

574
00:40:57,497 --> 00:41:00,667
There's like,
ten pieces of silver.

575
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:03,086
And this chick loses one.

576
00:41:03,837 --> 00:41:06,131
And she,
just like the shepherd says,

577
00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:09,801
I'm not going to bed
till they're all found.

578
00:41:09,885 --> 00:41:11,595
And she's like,
sweep here, sweep there,

579
00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:13,972
sweep-ity sweep, sweep,
sweep, and then she finds it.

580
00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,807
And what's she do? Party.

581
00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:18,685
What's with
you and the parties?

582
00:41:18,768 --> 00:41:21,980
The coin was
lost. That's the point.

583
00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:24,441
Well, I thought
the point was God throws parties

584
00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:27,986
when every time
something lost gets found.

585
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,864
No, no, no, no,
the coin was lost,

586
00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:34,201
and now,
after God seeking it,

587
00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:36,536
we can choose
to come back to God.

588
00:41:37,621 --> 00:41:40,373
And then maybe I guess,
there's a party if you want. I
don't know.

589
00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:43,376
Really feel like
you're missing the party part.

590
00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:46,171
Well, everything's not a party,
Larry. This is serious stuff,
okay?

591
00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:47,797
This is life
and death stuff.

592
00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:52,385
So, so who's the shepherd?

593
00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:54,304
God.

594
00:41:56,348 --> 00:41:57,933
So who's
the chick with the broom?

595
00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:00,769
- Well, that's also God.
- Oh.

596
00:42:01,937 --> 00:42:03,230
That could get you fired.

597
00:42:04,773 --> 00:42:05,649
Um--

598
00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:10,445
So,
if everybody is like, lost,

599
00:42:11,238 --> 00:42:12,781
and they
have to get found,

600
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:19,579
then why does the third story
begin with two very found sons?

601
00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:23,708
Like, so found, I guess
they were conceived that way.

602
00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:26,795
We're all sinners, Larry.

603
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,172
We all need to be found,
we all need to be saved.

604
00:42:30,090 --> 00:42:33,593
Yeah, but,
I agree we're all sinners.

605
00:42:33,677 --> 00:42:35,178
That seems to be

606
00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:40,100
uh,
the easiest little bit of the
game you're spitting to believe.

607
00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:43,144
But why,

608
00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:45,939
why is sin the thing

609
00:42:46,022 --> 00:42:47,899
that's like
most true about you?

610
00:42:47,983 --> 00:42:50,819
Like, isn't the most true
thing about the prodigal son

611
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:55,115
who his dad is and not
the situation he gets in?

612
00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:58,660
He's always the son.

613
00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:00,620
I don't know, I guess I
hadn't thought of it like that.

614
00:43:00,704 --> 00:43:03,707
'Cause like,
he's sitting there feeding pigs.

615
00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:06,793
And he thinks,
"Maybe I can be a servant."

616
00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:10,380
But the dad's like,
finally you're coming home.

617
00:43:10,463 --> 00:43:11,923
We should have a pa--

618
00:43:12,007 --> 00:43:14,926
Don't say it,
Cleo might get upset, party.

619
00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:17,637
You know what I mean?

620
00:43:17,721 --> 00:43:20,932
That could be like,
high-quality new material.

621
00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:23,602
I don't think I
need any new material.

622
00:43:24,311 --> 00:43:25,186
I don't know.

623
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:28,982
- Ask me to give you a pitch.
- What pitch?

624
00:43:30,275 --> 00:43:32,652
Oh, my goodness,
I thought we were friends.

625
00:43:32,736 --> 00:43:36,573
- You don't even remember
like, just a little bit ago?
- So you got a pitch now?

626
00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:39,034
- Yeah.
- Is that what you're telling me,
you've come up with a pitch?

627
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,161
- Yeah, no. I'm just trying to--
- Alright let's hear it.
Let's hear it.

628
00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:43,872
- I'm going to rock it like J.C.
- Alright, come on bring it.

629
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:46,583
Everybody is important.

630
00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:50,378
If you're a lost
sheep or a lost coin,

631
00:43:50,462 --> 00:43:52,839
or even an angsty
little teenager who's like,

632
00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:55,050
screw you, dad,
I'm going to take your money.

633
00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:57,552
Like no,
God's throwing a party

634
00:43:57,636 --> 00:44:00,597
and it don't start
until all are there.

635
00:44:00,722 --> 00:44:03,266
Everybody,
so do you want to party, Larry?

636
00:44:03,350 --> 00:44:06,519
In fact,
let's party in White Lightning.

637
00:44:06,603 --> 00:44:09,981
'Cause I think we're
going to have a great road trip.

638
00:44:10,065 --> 00:44:12,567
Me, you, and guess who?

639
00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:14,444
J.C.

640
00:44:16,029 --> 00:44:18,073
I think you need
to work on your pitch.

641
00:44:42,472 --> 00:44:44,432
One, two, three.

642
00:45:04,744 --> 00:45:06,246
Five, buddy!

643
00:45:17,507 --> 00:45:18,883
Here she is.

644
00:45:18,967 --> 00:45:21,386
Check it, Jabez,
this is White Lightning.

645
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:24,431
Whoa, looks like you
need to enlarge your territory,

646
00:45:24,514 --> 00:45:26,766
stretch out
your tent and strike--

647
00:45:26,850 --> 00:45:28,226
Hey, who the hell is this?

648
00:45:28,309 --> 00:45:30,687
This is Jabez, our savior.

649
00:45:30,812 --> 00:45:34,107
The mechanic,
my new friend.

650
00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:36,234
You obviously
know how lucky it is

651
00:45:36,317 --> 00:45:37,652
to have me
as a new friend.

652
00:45:37,736 --> 00:45:40,363
Now this, this guy Cleo,

653
00:45:40,447 --> 00:45:43,533
he's the one with the sweet
bike I told you about. Check it.

654
00:45:44,284 --> 00:45:45,785
Wow, beep, beep.

655
00:45:45,869 --> 00:45:47,120
Please be
careful with that.

656
00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:48,913
That is really
something special.

657
00:45:48,997 --> 00:45:50,582
Oh yeah!

658
00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:53,001
Here we go, camping time.

659
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,629
New friends, good drinks.

660
00:45:58,882 --> 00:46:00,717
- I thank you.
- Let's rock it.

661
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,219
So are you going to fix
the van while you're here?

662
00:46:03,303 --> 00:46:06,723
Oh yeah, absolutely.
'Cause Saturday nights I wander
around and I look for work.

663
00:46:06,848 --> 00:46:08,391
Then what are you doing here?

664
00:46:08,475 --> 00:46:10,602
Can't you
just make a friend?

665
00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:14,230
It's like,
we're camping and stuff.

666
00:46:14,314 --> 00:46:16,941
- And what are you wearing?
- My beer-go.

667
00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:20,403
You want one?

668
00:46:21,613 --> 00:46:23,031
No thanks.

669
00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:27,160
Alright.
Remember, sharing is caring.

670
00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:29,287
You like fish?

671
00:46:32,165 --> 00:46:34,334
It looks weird with
their eyes all sticking out,

672
00:46:34,417 --> 00:46:36,169
bugging at you.

673
00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:38,755
It seems a little offensive
just to chomp on something

674
00:46:38,838 --> 00:46:41,508
just sitting there
staring at you and such.

675
00:46:41,591 --> 00:46:43,343
- You want to eat, don't you?
- No, I mean,

676
00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:45,887
I'm not going to say
I'm not going to eat it.

677
00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:48,723
Well, friends,
it is a custom of mine

678
00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:51,184
to play a little game,
a get-to-know-you game.

679
00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:54,229
- A question game of sorts.
- Not this again.

680
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:56,356
What do you
mean, this again?

681
00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:59,192
Think of all the things
we learned about each other.

682
00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:01,194
Our burgeoning
friendship was formed

683
00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:04,280
over just answering
a few simple questions.

684
00:47:04,364 --> 00:47:07,450
And that was
your dull personality.

685
00:47:07,534 --> 00:47:10,745
We have a very
interesting new friend here.

686
00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:13,248
- Mr. Personality, you might say.
- Yeah.

687
00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:15,166
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Oh, God.

688
00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:17,794
I asked him if he
wanted to party, he said,

689
00:47:17,919 --> 00:47:19,921
"It's the weekend,
I'm not working."

690
00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:22,298
I asked you if you
wanted to go for a road trip

691
00:47:22,382 --> 00:47:24,008
and you're like

692
00:47:24,092 --> 00:47:26,803
When you
were young, Jabez,

693
00:47:26,886 --> 00:47:28,680
what did you want
to be when you grew up?

694
00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:30,515
Well I wanted to be
a fireman, of course.

695
00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:32,225
Isn't that what
everybody wants to be?

696
00:47:32,308 --> 00:47:34,394
I mean, look at me.
I'd fit the part, wouldn't I?

697
00:47:34,477 --> 00:47:36,437
- Hell yeah, you would.
- I'd go save some lives.

698
00:47:36,521 --> 00:47:38,690
Save some little babies.

699
00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:40,817
Make their
mommies real happy.

700
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:42,986
Yeah,
what about you, Cleo?

701
00:47:44,404 --> 00:47:46,531
Did you want to
save souls or something?

702
00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:51,494
No, I mean, I guess I
wanted to be an architect.

703
00:47:51,578 --> 00:47:52,829
What's with
your personality?

704
00:47:52,954 --> 00:47:55,498
Why are we so
open and outgoing

705
00:47:55,582 --> 00:47:57,292
and what are
you, a Republican?

706
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,751
What, what do you mean?

707
00:47:58,835 --> 00:48:00,211
What kind of a question?

708
00:48:00,295 --> 00:48:01,629
I haven't even met
you and you sit down

709
00:48:01,713 --> 00:48:02,797
and start asking me
these weird questions.

710
00:48:02,881 --> 00:48:04,173
What do you
want me to do for ya?

711
00:48:04,257 --> 00:48:05,758
I want you to fix the van!

712
00:48:05,842 --> 00:48:08,303
Tell him why you
were being all like,

713
00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:11,389
"Oh, I'm upset,
I've got to go on a bike ride."

714
00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,141
- Tell him!
- Sounds like you're on a bit

715
00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:14,559
of a victim
trip right now.

716
00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:17,437
Oh, poor me,
my bike, my van.

717
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,855
He got axed,
but he's not wanting

718
00:48:18,938 --> 00:48:20,273
to talk about it that way.

719
00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:22,692
Oh,
he's a miserable son of a bitch?

720
00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:27,155
No, no, no, this is just
a speed bump on life's journey.

721
00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:29,073
- I see.
- And so he thought he would

722
00:48:29,157 --> 00:48:30,617
torture two
fish in the fire.

723
00:48:32,327 --> 00:48:34,370
You know,
I'm trying to help you eat.

724
00:48:34,454 --> 00:48:35,830
Quit your whining.

725
00:48:35,914 --> 00:48:37,874
Ah,
the great provider's here.

726
00:48:37,999 --> 00:48:39,375
I don't see you
doing anything either.

727
00:48:39,459 --> 00:48:41,085
We're all so thankful.

728
00:48:41,169 --> 00:48:44,547
What do you most enjoy
or miss about being single?

729
00:48:44,631 --> 00:48:46,716
Spreading my talent
throughout the world.

730
00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:51,220
Oh, man, what are you doing?
You're killing me with this
smoke.

731
00:48:51,304 --> 00:48:53,598
- You okay?
- You're killing me.

732
00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:54,891
Is it the fish, or what?

733
00:48:55,016 --> 00:48:57,518
You're like,
wussing out about smoke?

734
00:48:57,602 --> 00:48:59,771
Well, you know,
I'm sensitive over here.

735
00:48:59,854 --> 00:49:01,898
Jabez is
not feeling too good.

736
00:49:02,023 --> 00:49:04,275
- Hold on, hold on!
I'll get some water.
- Oh, you're killing me.

737
00:49:04,359 --> 00:49:06,194
- Is it the fish?
- Flush your eyes out.

738
00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:07,820
Flush his eyes out?

739
00:49:07,904 --> 00:49:11,199
Look, if this is
serious, I've watched TV.

740
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:14,327
I know how
the holy workers do this.

741
00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:15,995
Just let me prepare.

742
00:49:16,871 --> 00:49:19,332
Stand up, Jabez!

743
00:49:24,337 --> 00:49:27,173
Okay. Yeah,
that was helpful.

744
00:49:27,256 --> 00:49:29,342
You see that?

745
00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:31,803
I healed him,
I healed him!

746
00:49:56,619 --> 00:49:57,578
I can't see.

747
00:50:01,124 --> 00:50:02,166
Larry?

748
00:50:04,002 --> 00:50:05,128
Larry?

749
00:50:06,129 --> 00:50:07,088
Larry?

750
00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:10,883
Ha!

751
00:50:10,967 --> 00:50:12,301
Be healed!

752
00:50:51,424 --> 00:50:52,383
What are you doing?

753
00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:54,469
- Spritzing.
- Oh, man.

754
00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:59,932
- And slipping.
- What?

755
00:51:00,016 --> 00:51:01,476
Spritzing and slipping.

756
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:05,646
You spray them each day,
it keeps the stench away.

757
00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:10,485
- Alright.
- Then why do you smell
so bad? Huh?

758
00:51:12,278 --> 00:51:14,030
It's Sunday,
let's get ready.

759
00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:16,324
- I found us a church.
- What?

760
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:17,492
I found us a church.

761
00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:19,869
It's
a worshiping institution

762
00:51:19,952 --> 00:51:22,121
with a sanctuary and
the people and the hymns

763
00:51:22,205 --> 00:51:24,749
and the singing and
the songs and the preaching.

764
00:51:28,044 --> 00:51:30,880
I thought you'd want
to go to church, Cleo.

765
00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:34,217
Come on, get dressed,
holy man. Let's ride!

766
00:51:39,889 --> 00:51:41,724
Man, it's hot out here.

767
00:51:41,808 --> 00:51:45,019
Hey, do everything
without complaining.

768
00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:48,189
Are we almost there?

769
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:51,067
Yeah,
it's you know, up there,

770
00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:54,403
yonder, around and stuff.

771
00:51:54,487 --> 00:51:56,614
- You have no idea where
we're going, do you?
- I know exactly

772
00:51:56,697 --> 00:52:00,493
where we're going and we'll
be there at the appointed time.

773
00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:04,455
You don't trust me?

774
00:52:04,539 --> 00:52:06,082
I have to trust you
at least a little bit.

775
00:52:06,207 --> 00:52:09,418
I know. I mean,
what kind of sane,

776
00:52:09,502 --> 00:52:13,256
like good, talented,
integrity-filled youth minister

777
00:52:13,339 --> 00:52:15,675
would spend the night
with some dude with a beard

778
00:52:15,758 --> 00:52:17,426
in a van if he
didn't trust him?

779
00:52:17,510 --> 00:52:20,263
That would be a horrible
example for all those teenagers.

780
00:52:22,265 --> 00:52:26,602
Just saying. I saw that brown
suitcase in there last night.

781
00:52:26,686 --> 00:52:31,274
What's up with that? I mean,
you got all your clothes hanging
up in the van.

782
00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:33,943
- I've never seen you use it,
what's in there?
- Uh--

783
00:52:34,944 --> 00:52:37,280
It's just
a bunch of stuff.

784
00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:40,199
Uh, my mom sent it to me.

785
00:52:40,283 --> 00:52:43,369
It's like,
trinkets and things from my dad.

786
00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:46,038
Are you going
to give 'em back or?

787
00:52:46,122 --> 00:52:48,499
No,
it's complicated. Like--

788
00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:52,128
- He died two weeks ago
and then--
- Two weeks ago?

789
00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:53,713
Yeah.

790
00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:57,133
I mean, I haven't
talked to him for a long time.

791
00:52:57,258 --> 00:53:00,511
And then mom
sends me this letter.

792
00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:03,639
And she's
like, your dad died.

793
00:53:05,057 --> 00:53:07,894
I really hope you
could do this for me.

794
00:53:08,603 --> 00:53:10,980
And like,
take these things,

795
00:53:11,063 --> 00:53:12,690
go back to
where the memories are,

796
00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,734
and maybe you
two can work it out.

797
00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:17,153
Even though he's
not there to go with you.

798
00:53:17,236 --> 00:53:19,822
Which is kind of
like, I don't know.

799
00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:23,075
But I didn't
want to tell my mom no.

800
00:53:23,159 --> 00:53:24,493
- So--
- Yeah, I get that.

801
00:53:24,577 --> 00:53:25,828
I'm off to Edmond.

802
00:53:25,912 --> 00:53:27,371
- That sucks.
- Two weeks?

803
00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:29,790
Yeah.

804
00:53:32,335 --> 00:53:35,254
I got nothing, man,
I don't know what to say. Sorry.

805
00:53:46,515 --> 00:53:48,100
I'm glad
you're with me, Cleo.

806
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:55,691
- Well, well, well, Cleo!
What do you think?
- Not bad.

807
00:53:55,775 --> 00:53:57,443
- A church.
- Where'd you find it?

808
00:53:57,526 --> 00:54:00,071
Well, Jabez and I were
talking, and he had that like,

809
00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:04,325
one hot cousin.
She sings in the choir.

810
00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:05,451
And then, uh...

811
00:54:06,327 --> 00:54:08,204
There's
a potluck after church.

812
00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:09,830
- Oh, my God!
- I love fried chicken.

813
00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:11,499
Oh, hey, did you see
that? Are you jealous?

814
00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:12,875
Why would
I be jealous of that?

815
00:54:12,959 --> 00:54:14,418
It's
not rusted out.

816
00:54:14,502 --> 00:54:15,878
I'm assuming it runs.

817
00:54:15,962 --> 00:54:18,005
Speaking of running,

818
00:54:18,089 --> 00:54:21,550
- I'm going to have to hit the porcelain prayer time.
-  - What?

819
00:54:23,302 --> 00:54:25,721
Excuse
me, excuse me, got to go!

820
00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:34,230
- Whew!
- Oh geez, Larry.

821
00:54:34,355 --> 00:54:36,482
- That stinks.
- I rocked it.

822
00:54:37,566 --> 00:54:40,319
Hey, when did we eat corn?

823
00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:43,906
We didn't eat corn,
we had fish last night.

824
00:54:43,990 --> 00:54:45,408
- Wait, wait, you looked?
- Yeah.

825
00:54:45,491 --> 00:54:48,286
- Golden nugget surprise, man.
- Oof!

826
00:54:49,078 --> 00:54:51,455
Are you feeling okay?

827
00:54:51,539 --> 00:54:55,626
Yeah. You don't know
this, but you drink it,

828
00:54:55,710 --> 00:54:58,337
you drop it,
and then you rock it. New day.

829
00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:10,558
- So when was the last time
you were in a church?
- Yeah, it's been a few.

830
00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:13,227
So when was the last time?

831
00:55:15,521 --> 00:55:20,067
Um... October 21st, 2009.

832
00:55:21,902 --> 00:55:24,030
Wow, that's really specific.

833
00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:28,242
- What happened then?
- Next question, Cleo.

834
00:55:31,329 --> 00:55:34,915
- Hey Larry. What was
your favorite song?
- The last one.

835
00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:38,586
- Sorry about that.
- That's okay.

836
00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,632
I'm just pissed off.

837
00:55:44,717 --> 00:55:46,677
All that crap about my dad,
bringing him up

838
00:55:46,761 --> 00:55:48,596
before I have to go to a church.

839
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,348
And then I had to
go to a church.

840
00:55:52,099 --> 00:55:56,312
- Have you thought about where
you're plannin' on steppin'?
- What do you mean?

841
00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:58,230
- What do you mean steppin'?
I'm steppin'--
- The preacher!

842
00:55:58,314 --> 00:56:00,941
You going to take
a step out on faith

843
00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:03,569
- for the glory of God?
- I don't know.

844
00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:05,321
I thought he was talking to you.

845
00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:06,447
- Why?
- All that stuff

846
00:56:06,530 --> 00:56:07,573
with your dad, man.

847
00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:11,160
What, did my mom call you?

848
00:56:11,243 --> 00:56:12,578
Yeah, we were talking
back there.

849
00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:14,705
Did she want me to
step out on faith?

850
00:56:14,789 --> 00:56:15,664
Yeah.

851
00:56:15,748 --> 00:56:17,500
She would.

852
00:56:18,209 --> 00:56:20,836
She's not nearly annoying
as my dad.

853
00:56:22,338 --> 00:56:24,465
But how 'about this, Cleo?

854
00:56:25,466 --> 00:56:29,929
I take a step out in faith, for
the glory of God, of course.

855
00:56:33,182 --> 00:56:34,141
And you do, too.

856
00:56:35,976 --> 00:56:37,561
I don't know, I think
spending some time

857
00:56:37,645 --> 00:56:39,146
with you in your van
is a pretty big step.

858
00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:40,481
No, no, no, on something else.

859
00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:42,775
Maybe,

860
00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:44,944
I don't know, what's something
you've never done before?

861
00:56:45,027 --> 00:56:46,695
There's a lot of things
I haven't done before.

862
00:56:46,779 --> 00:56:49,198
Uh... Are you still a virgin?

863
00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:53,077
- No, not with me.
- Next, next topic.

864
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,746
Have you done a keg stand?

865
00:56:56,831 --> 00:56:58,332
No, I haven't done a keg stand.

866
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,836
Hey, when you stub your
toe, what do you say?

867
00:57:03,379 --> 00:57:05,005
I don't know.

868
00:57:05,089 --> 00:57:08,342
Shit, shit is the correct
answer here.

869
00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:12,263
If you give me
a high-quality shit,

870
00:57:12,346 --> 00:57:14,515
I'll give a shit about
my dead dad,

871
00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:19,353
and I'll let you finish our
little journey to Edmond.

872
00:57:21,230 --> 00:57:22,106
Shit!

873
00:57:23,232 --> 00:57:25,776
Oh, no. Yeah, that's really--

874
00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:31,949
- I would think, just saying,
with all your Jesus repression.
- What do you want me to do?

875
00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:34,368
- I just did it.
- I need a high-quality shit.

876
00:57:34,452 --> 00:57:37,204
That's like a step out on,
yeah, give it to me.

877
00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:40,207
Come on.

878
00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:41,959
Do it, I believe in you.

879
00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:44,044
Take a step out in faith.

880
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:45,838
You know what I mean?

881
00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:46,797
Shit!

882
00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:49,341
Oh yeah!

883
00:57:50,926 --> 00:57:53,721
- Is that good enough for you?
- That's what I'm talking
about, yes.

884
00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:57,266
Alright now, let's go
for the big one, the doozy.

885
00:57:57,349 --> 00:57:59,143
The F-Bomb, right here,

886
00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:00,519
- right now.
- Nah, no, forget it.

887
00:58:00,603 --> 00:58:01,854
- Taking steps.
- Forget it.

888
00:58:01,937 --> 00:58:03,063
Come on, don't be a quitter.

889
00:58:03,147 --> 00:58:05,191
I'm not doing that, Larry.

890
00:58:05,274 --> 00:58:07,902
- What is your problem?
- It's just words.

891
00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:10,070
I don't know what
your dad did to you,

892
00:58:10,154 --> 00:58:12,448
that's making you want to play
these stupid mind games with me,

893
00:58:12,573 --> 00:58:15,618
but I'm not going to
play along. Enough!

894
00:58:17,286 --> 00:58:18,287
Fuck!

895
00:58:20,581 --> 00:58:22,708
You feel better?

896
00:58:22,791 --> 00:58:23,792
I bet it does.

897
00:58:23,876 --> 00:58:25,669
You feel great, don't you, Cleo?

898
00:58:39,767 --> 00:58:41,101
How you doing, Cleo?

899
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:43,395
I'm alright.

900
00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:48,776
Today was a doozy,

901
00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:53,822
but... tomorrow,

902
00:58:55,533 --> 00:58:58,869
White Lightning's fixed,
and we're out of here.

903
00:59:00,371 --> 00:59:01,497
To somewhere.

904
00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:12,633
You know how I said yesterday

905
00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:16,262
that I thought that the
church did the right thing...

906
00:59:16,345 --> 00:59:18,013
- Yeah.
- ...by giving me two weeks

907
00:59:18,097 --> 00:59:19,306
to think about

908
00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:22,476
my commitment to

909
00:59:23,644 --> 00:59:26,397
the Faith Statement
and blah blah blah.

910
00:59:28,274 --> 00:59:31,151
I don't know, I--
maybe they're wrong.

911
00:59:32,570 --> 00:59:33,445
Maybe...

912
00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:37,491
maybe I did do the right thing.

913
00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:41,078
Maybe.

914
00:59:43,789 --> 00:59:45,082
I don't know.

915
00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:49,169
That's a big question.

916
00:59:53,674 --> 00:59:54,550
Just,

917
00:59:55,634 --> 00:59:57,553
it's got to be more

918
00:59:57,636 --> 01:00:00,764
than just believing
the right things.

919
01:00:03,183 --> 01:00:04,018
You know?

920
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:06,020
I don't even know what--

921
01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:08,480
I don't even know what
I believe anymore.

922
01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:11,066
I mean,

923
01:00:11,817 --> 01:00:14,778
I feel like I'm doing
the right thing.

924
01:00:14,862 --> 01:00:16,238
I just don't know.

925
01:00:18,699 --> 01:00:19,575
It's--

926
01:00:20,701 --> 01:00:23,537
It's got to be more than
just getting saved, right?

927
01:00:23,621 --> 01:00:24,496
Like,

928
01:00:25,372 --> 01:00:29,251
why is it always about us
having to ask for forgiveness?

929
01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:31,253
Yeah.

930
01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:36,175
I don't know.

931
01:00:38,177 --> 01:00:39,053
You know,

932
01:00:42,848 --> 01:00:46,352
there's some real shitty
things that happen.

933
01:00:46,435 --> 01:00:49,480
And saying that it's
all God's plan,

934
01:00:50,606 --> 01:00:52,358
it just doesn't work anymore.

935
01:00:53,651 --> 01:00:55,611
I mean, think about
that girl, right?

936
01:00:57,196 --> 01:00:59,239
Think about how hard it would be

937
01:01:00,949 --> 01:01:04,912
to say that to someone, to
your family, to your community.

938
01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:10,626
And then to have
them reject you,

939
01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:14,755
turn you away, and say
that you're not important,

940
01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:15,881
you're not loved.

941
01:01:15,964 --> 01:01:18,550
They all didn't, Cleo.

942
01:01:18,634 --> 01:01:19,927
You were there.

943
01:01:20,803 --> 01:01:21,762
I'm not there now.

944
01:01:23,138 --> 01:01:26,183
How do you know what the
right thing to do is?

945
01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:29,478
I figure if I'm going
to be friends

946
01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:32,022
with a minister,
it's at least one

947
01:01:32,106 --> 01:01:34,942
that is hung up on good
questions like this.

948
01:01:35,025 --> 01:01:36,902
I've met enough of 'em to know

949
01:01:36,985 --> 01:01:39,655
that they could just repeat
the shit they were told,

950
01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:43,117
over and over and over again,

951
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,994
and then not even pay attention

952
01:01:46,078 --> 01:01:49,707
to the fact that their
unexamined questions

953
01:01:50,749 --> 01:01:53,419
actually lead to people
hurting themselves,

954
01:01:53,502 --> 01:01:55,754
hating themselves,
denying themselves,

955
01:01:55,838 --> 01:01:58,132
and wondering whether or
not they really matter.

956
01:01:58,215 --> 01:01:59,508
Look, dude,

957
01:02:00,509 --> 01:02:03,470
one of the reasons I'm
just so pissed off today

958
01:02:05,931 --> 01:02:08,058
is 'cause my dad did that to me.

959
01:02:08,142 --> 01:02:10,686
And I...

960
01:02:11,812 --> 01:02:15,774
He was an asshole and
always added God on

961
01:02:15,858 --> 01:02:18,986
to the end of the sentence
as if it made sense.

962
01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:21,196
And you know what?

963
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:24,533
They are just like,
screw you, Cleo!

964
01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:27,953
But there's one girl who
didn't get thrown under the bus

965
01:02:28,036 --> 01:02:30,247
because you loved her,
I think that's great.

966
01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:33,000
And honestly, I don't know
what God has to do with it,

967
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,586
but God should start
supporting people

968
01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:38,005
who care about like,

969
01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:42,801
just these people becoming
adults that have questions.

970
01:02:42,885 --> 01:02:45,095
I don't think it should
be that big of a deal.

971
01:02:45,179 --> 01:02:48,015
And I'm sorry if this is
like, flimsy or something,

972
01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:51,894
but honestly, dude,
I rarely respect a human.

973
01:02:52,978 --> 01:02:54,271
And I like you.

974
01:02:55,314 --> 01:02:56,190
And if--

975
01:02:58,525 --> 01:03:01,737
If I was gonna go to
a church every week,

976
01:03:02,696 --> 01:03:06,158
not once every seven
or eight years,

977
01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:08,619
and my daughter had
a youth minister,

978
01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:10,245
I'd be glad it was you.

979
01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:13,248
Questions, doubts,

980
01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:16,585
emo vibe and all.

981
01:03:20,881 --> 01:03:22,716
Pretty surprised to hear
you talk about God so much,

982
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,551
especially after earlier today.

983
01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:28,222
I have no problems with God.

984
01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:32,184
I guess I'm not sure
she's a Christian.

985
01:03:32,267 --> 01:03:33,977
I'm not sure I am.

986
01:03:34,895 --> 01:03:36,939
Well, if you're not,

987
01:03:37,022 --> 01:03:38,941
that tanker's going down fast.

988
01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:41,068
My dad was an asshole
about this.

989
01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:44,738
Like, if you had a question
about God,

990
01:03:44,822 --> 01:03:47,115
then he had a question about
whether or not you belonged

991
01:03:47,199 --> 01:03:49,743
in the family and should
even be there.

992
01:03:49,827 --> 01:03:52,746
"Larry, this is
a Christian home,

993
01:03:52,830 --> 01:03:57,125
and in a Christian home,
questions and doubts

994
01:03:57,209 --> 01:03:58,544
are not accepted!"

995
01:04:00,671 --> 01:04:02,631
See, if you were
my youth minister,

996
01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:05,968
it might've gone
down differently.

997
01:04:06,051 --> 01:04:10,013
I can't answer the questions
that they're asking.

998
01:04:10,097 --> 01:04:11,682
What am I supposed to
do when they come to me

999
01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:13,475
with these real questions
about life?

1000
01:04:13,559 --> 01:04:16,019
And I don't have any answers.

1001
01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:18,814
I don't know.

1002
01:04:18,939 --> 01:04:21,441
Well, what if life isn't about

1003
01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:24,027
having the right answers
all the time?

1004
01:04:24,111 --> 01:04:26,947
What if it's just about
asking better questions?

1005
01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:29,616
I think we got to separate
who God is

1006
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:32,244
from what happens in our life.

1007
01:04:32,327 --> 01:04:34,496
Life is sometimes arbitrary.

1008
01:04:34,580 --> 01:04:37,916
Stupid, horrible things
just happen.

1009
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,253
And that doesn't mean
that it's just a picture

1010
01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:42,754
of who God is.

1011
01:04:42,838 --> 01:04:45,299
Life is arbitrary, God isn't.

1012
01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:47,342
And so we have to
have questions.

1013
01:04:47,426 --> 01:04:49,678
We just have to ask questions.

1014
01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:55,017
If God is going to be good and
loving and real and involved.

1015
01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,185
So let me ask you something.

1016
01:04:57,269 --> 01:04:58,937
Are you going to do this?

1017
01:04:59,021 --> 01:05:01,106
Are you going to take
all this stuff,

1018
01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:02,858
the experiences you
had with your dad,

1019
01:05:02,983 --> 01:05:05,110
memories, places you've been,

1020
01:05:05,193 --> 01:05:06,862
are you going to
go on this trip?

1021
01:05:06,945 --> 01:05:09,281
Are you going to do this?

1022
01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:12,409
I don't know how this
is going to go.

1023
01:05:14,703 --> 01:05:17,497
But if you and White
Lightning want to roll,

1024
01:05:17,581 --> 01:05:19,875
- we can do it.
- I'll go with you.

1025
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:23,837
I mean, I wouldn't have
trusted you except,

1026
01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:26,298
now don't hear this as
too big of a compliment,

1027
01:05:26,381 --> 01:05:28,508
I don't need this brought
up again later.

1028
01:05:28,592 --> 01:05:32,512
But I've been present for a
number of people's first F-Bomb

1029
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,890
and yours was pretty legit.

1030
01:05:35,015 --> 01:05:38,226
Like, you flipped the
whole thing around.

1031
01:05:38,310 --> 01:05:41,271
And then like, you
dropped an F-Bomb

1032
01:05:41,355 --> 01:05:44,232
like it was your favorite
curse word.

1033
01:05:44,316 --> 01:05:49,154
You're like, I'm flipping the
script and fuck, fuck, fuck!
Like that.

1034
01:05:49,237 --> 01:05:51,239
- It felt so good.
- I won't tell Jesus.

1035
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,493
He's always watching.

1036
01:05:55,661 --> 01:05:58,288
Well, I hope he wasn't
watching then.

1037
01:05:58,372 --> 01:05:59,998
You're on a roll.

1038
01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:03,335
A roll of firsts tonight.

1039
01:06:05,879 --> 01:06:07,255
And I don't know

1040
01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:10,926
necessarily
if the Lord provided.

1041
01:06:12,928 --> 01:06:14,262
The Lord provided what?

1042
01:06:15,305 --> 01:06:17,808
A way for you to continue
your roll of firsts.

1043
01:06:18,850 --> 01:06:20,686
What do you mean
my roll of firsts?

1044
01:06:20,769 --> 01:06:23,355
- Like, to roll.
- What are you talking about?

1045
01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:25,691
Oh, my God, Christians.

1046
01:06:35,867 --> 01:06:37,703
Oh, man, what is this?

1047
01:06:38,412 --> 01:06:40,372
Is that what this is?

1048
01:06:40,455 --> 01:06:42,040
Where did you get this?

1049
01:06:42,124 --> 01:06:43,542
You're the cutest youth minister

1050
01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:45,335
- I've ever met.
- Oh, my God.

1051
01:06:45,419 --> 01:06:47,629
So cute, and that's why--

1052
01:06:47,713 --> 01:06:49,297
Is that my Bible?

1053
01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:50,841
- Maybe.
- Did you take that

1054
01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:52,259
out of my bag again?

1055
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:53,552
So,

1056
01:06:54,386 --> 01:06:59,516
you know, there's this page
with the, man shall not lay

1057
01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:02,060
with another man like
he lays with a woman,

1058
01:07:02,144 --> 01:07:05,564
abomination thing. It's
an excellent selection.

1059
01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:07,774
Selection for what?

1060
01:07:07,858 --> 01:07:10,736
- What, what are you doing?
- For our rolling paper.

1061
01:07:10,819 --> 01:07:12,404
What? No, no, no, no, no!

1062
01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:14,823
- Put that back.
- Puff, puff pass Leviticus.

1063
01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:16,366
No, no, no, no, leave
that alone, man.

1064
01:07:16,450 --> 01:07:17,325
Come on!

1065
01:07:18,493 --> 01:07:20,120
- Ow!
- Did you tear that out?

1066
01:07:20,203 --> 01:07:21,955
Don't ask, don't tell.

1067
01:08:36,446 --> 01:08:37,531
Jabez,

1068
01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:41,618
any chance I could get your help

1069
01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:43,286
- you know, moving him?
- You realize I'll be

1070
01:08:43,370 --> 01:08:45,705
- adding this to your bill?
- I'm not surprised.

1071
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:51,044
If you grab his feet.

1072
01:08:51,128 --> 01:08:53,588
Touch his
nasty-ass feet.

1073
01:08:57,425 --> 01:09:00,220
Let's try it like this.

1074
01:09:01,972 --> 01:09:03,765
Alright, maybe not.

1075
01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:06,726
Come on,
you're a big boy.

1076
01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:09,563
Oh yeah, that looks comfortable.

1077
01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:10,981
Your end first?

1078
01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:13,233
I got to take a break
for a second.

1079
01:09:14,943 --> 01:09:17,904
Is your mangina
hurting or what?

1080
01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:26,246
Fit him like that.

1081
01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:28,957
He's a heavy
son of a bitch.

1082
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,417
Grab his legs.

1083
01:09:34,254 --> 01:09:35,463
This one first.

1084
01:09:58,778 --> 01:10:00,071
Alright, mom.

1085
01:10:12,626 --> 01:10:14,252
I guess that's one way

1086
01:10:14,336 --> 01:10:16,129
to finally lose some
weight, Pops.

1087
01:10:17,339 --> 01:10:19,549
I can't believe I got
talked into doing this.

1088
01:10:31,186 --> 01:10:32,395
A letter.

1089
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:34,147
He never wrote me a letter.

1090
01:10:38,652 --> 01:10:39,569
Larry,

1091
01:10:44,282 --> 01:10:45,158
I'm sorry.

1092
01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:48,453
I know you might not believe me,

1093
01:10:51,831 --> 01:10:53,625
but I'm really sorry.

1094
01:10:56,294 --> 01:10:58,338
And I'm disappointed in myself

1095
01:10:59,089 --> 01:11:00,924
because I walked away from you

1096
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:06,179
on the day
you needed a dad,

1097
01:11:07,555 --> 01:11:09,266
more than any other.

1098
01:11:16,314 --> 01:11:17,857
I have failed you.

1099
01:11:20,318 --> 01:11:21,861
I was too stubborn

1100
01:11:24,447 --> 01:11:25,907
to say I'm sorry.

1101
01:11:28,410 --> 01:11:30,662
Or maybe I was just too weak.

1102
01:11:31,830 --> 01:11:34,499
I'm happy to have been your dad.

1103
01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:39,212
But every day since
you've been gone...

1104
01:11:44,509 --> 01:11:47,470
I regretted what I said
and I did.

1105
01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:54,853
I don't deserve to be your dad.
I hope you can forgive me.

1106
01:11:56,604 --> 01:11:59,149
When I think of you, I think of

1107
01:12:02,193 --> 01:12:04,904
memories that make me smile.

1108
01:12:08,742 --> 01:12:09,868
From the days

1109
01:12:12,579 --> 01:12:15,332
I got close to being
the dad you deserved.

1110
01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:19,002
They've been by my bedside

1111
01:12:21,421 --> 01:12:22,547
till the end.

1112
01:12:26,885 --> 01:12:28,094
You're my boy.

1113
01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:30,972
Dad.

1114
01:12:35,310 --> 01:12:37,187
Look, Dad, I said I'd do this.

1115
01:12:40,065 --> 01:12:41,691
So I'm going to do it.

1116
01:12:53,995 --> 01:12:58,041
Dad, since you can't
talk back right now,

1117
01:12:58,124 --> 01:12:59,918
it's probably a good
time to tell you

1118
01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:02,462
I didn't even like baseball.

1119
01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:04,130
When I started,

1120
01:13:06,674 --> 01:13:09,803
I did it 'cause you
said you'd coach.

1121
01:13:11,638 --> 01:13:12,764
I just wanted

1122
01:13:15,183 --> 01:13:19,020
some day, some time
on the schedule,

1123
01:13:19,104 --> 01:13:21,481
where I knew I got
your attention.

1124
01:13:21,564 --> 01:13:22,982
And if I did good

1125
01:13:24,859 --> 01:13:28,029
I could get you to smile and
know that you're proud of me.

1126
01:13:29,823 --> 01:13:31,991
And you'd say, "That's my boy!"

1127
01:13:35,954 --> 01:13:37,914
And I always imagined that's
what you were thinking,

1128
01:13:37,997 --> 01:13:39,749
but you didn't say anything.

1129
01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:41,960
You'd think, that's my boy.

1130
01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:47,465
I guess,

1131
01:13:47,549 --> 01:13:48,675
I guess I am.

1132
01:13:57,725 --> 01:13:59,436
It was my birthday.

1133
01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:04,399
And I had been asking and asking

1134
01:14:04,482 --> 01:14:07,110
and wondered if you'd listened.

1135
01:14:08,695 --> 01:14:10,113
And then
you gave it to me,

1136
01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:13,658
my first camera.

1137
01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:15,743
And when I opened it
I looked at you as if

1138
01:14:15,827 --> 01:14:18,413
there was something
wrong had happened.

1139
01:14:18,496 --> 01:14:20,039
Like, why is this in the box?

1140
01:14:21,583 --> 01:14:22,709
And you said,

1141
01:14:24,836 --> 01:14:28,047
"You're not a boy,
you're a young man.

1142
01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:32,677
And I'm proud of you."

1143
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:35,138
The reason I wanted it is,

1144
01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:39,809
it was always weird
that you only had

1145
01:14:39,893 --> 01:14:41,978
that one picture of your dad.

1146
01:14:44,063 --> 01:14:47,734
You don't even have any
stories that you tell.

1147
01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:49,235
I never knew him.

1148
01:14:51,029 --> 01:14:55,283
And it's like, whatever you
remember isn't worth sharing.

1149
01:14:59,245 --> 01:15:00,663
Dad, I love you.

1150
01:15:06,711 --> 01:15:07,587
I do.

1151
01:15:11,966 --> 01:15:14,844
But right now
I really miss you.

1152
01:15:25,730 --> 01:15:26,898
Here we go.

1153
01:15:28,608 --> 01:15:30,527
Let's make some memories, Pops.

1154
01:15:35,281 --> 01:15:38,952
Man, where are we?

1155
01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:41,246
Hey, Cleo!

1156
01:15:41,329 --> 01:15:42,580
How did I get in here?

1157
01:15:42,664 --> 01:15:46,334
Uh... Me and Jabez
put you in there.

1158
01:15:46,417 --> 01:15:48,962
You know, you had a rough night.

1159
01:15:49,045 --> 01:15:54,384
- So he came and fixed
the van then?
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1160
01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:57,971
Sometimes I forget, my gas
gauge doesn't actually work.

1161
01:15:58,054 --> 01:16:00,098
And if I forget that,
then I forget to put gas in it.

1162
01:16:00,181 --> 01:16:02,850
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You're telling me, we just ran
out of gas?

1163
01:16:02,934 --> 01:16:04,477
He brought the gas.

1164
01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:08,231
You mean to tell me that
we spent three days,

1165
01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:11,276
in a van, down by some river,

1166
01:16:11,359 --> 01:16:14,028
because you forgot to
put gas in the van?

1167
01:16:14,696 --> 01:16:17,824
Yeah, but three days
with a friend.

1168
01:16:19,784 --> 01:16:20,994
Oh, my God, Larry!

1169
01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:23,871
What are you doing?

1170
01:16:26,457 --> 01:16:29,252
Three days is enough, man, I
don't want to do that again.

1171
01:16:29,961 --> 01:16:32,380
We don't have to.
We're going to Edmond.

1172
01:17:17,634 --> 01:17:19,427
Check it out, Cleo.

1173
01:17:19,510 --> 01:17:20,637
What is this?

1174
01:17:21,512 --> 01:17:23,931
- A big whale.
- Look at it.

1175
01:17:25,224 --> 01:17:28,186
That's nuts.

1176
01:17:28,269 --> 01:17:30,605
But, who would build
something like that?

1177
01:17:31,522 --> 01:17:33,232
God, you know,
the big one.

1178
01:17:33,316 --> 01:17:36,319
Swallowed Jonah and stuff.

1179
01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:37,528
Come on, Pops.

1180
01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:49,707
Here we go.

1181
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:56,381
So you've never been
here before?

1182
01:17:56,464 --> 01:17:59,217
No, can't
say that I have.

1183
01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:02,011
Well, everybody
needs a first time.

1184
01:18:03,930 --> 01:18:05,473
This is super weird.

1185
01:18:13,606 --> 01:18:15,525
Seen this before?

1186
01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:16,984
Once or twice.

1187
01:18:17,068 --> 01:18:18,528
The ten doozies.

1188
01:18:19,737 --> 01:18:22,365
Or the don't-sies, I guess.

1189
01:18:22,448 --> 01:18:27,120
He and mom made us read a
Bible story every night.

1190
01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:29,038
And he always wanted to
read the Old Testament.

1191
01:18:29,122 --> 01:18:31,165
Jonah and the big fish
was my favorite.

1192
01:18:31,249 --> 01:18:33,501
You know, this became a
regular family pit stop

1193
01:18:33,584 --> 01:18:35,044
on road trips and things.

1194
01:18:35,128 --> 01:18:36,629
And we'd play, jump in
the water and stuff.

1195
01:18:36,713 --> 01:18:39,298
- You played in there?
- Yeah.

1196
01:18:39,382 --> 01:18:41,426
It doesn't
look very clean.

1197
01:18:41,509 --> 01:18:43,094
That's not really
a question you ask yourself

1198
01:18:43,177 --> 01:18:44,846
- when you're a kid.
- I guess that's true.

1199
01:18:44,929 --> 01:18:46,764
Well, I'm sure
you know this, holy man.

1200
01:18:46,848 --> 01:18:49,100
- I'm familiar.
- But God's like, go to Nineveh.

1201
01:18:49,183 --> 01:18:50,560
Jonah says, "No, no, no, no."

1202
01:18:50,643 --> 01:18:52,687
Gets on a boat going
the opposite way

1203
01:18:52,812 --> 01:18:55,356
and then God's like,
"I told you what to do.

1204
01:18:55,440 --> 01:18:57,900
You're not obeying,
go to timeout."

1205
01:18:57,984 --> 01:19:01,988
And then they throw him
overboard, fish timeout.

1206
01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:04,657
I would start to get out
of hand, not listening

1207
01:19:04,741 --> 01:19:07,076
to my parents, my dad would go,

1208
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:12,039
"Larry, you're going to end up
riding the whale."
It was a joke.

1209
01:19:12,123 --> 01:19:14,959
I find it really hard to believe
that your dad made Bible jokes.

1210
01:19:15,042 --> 01:19:17,962
You don't pick your family.

1211
01:19:18,045 --> 01:19:19,505
Come on, it's kind of funny.

1212
01:19:19,589 --> 01:19:20,423
It's pretty funny.

1213
01:19:27,638 --> 01:19:30,183
Come on, Dad,
stay steady.

1214
01:19:30,266 --> 01:19:31,934
You almost spilled
your dad, man.

1215
01:19:32,018 --> 01:19:34,604
Well, he won't be able
to yell at me about it.

1216
01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:35,813
Alright, you ready?

1217
01:19:35,897 --> 01:19:36,939
- Yeah, I'm ready.
- Alright.

1218
01:19:37,023 --> 01:19:39,025
- Say cheese.
- Cheese.

1219
01:19:44,197 --> 01:19:46,157
This thing still
creeps me out.

1220
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:48,868
Not as creepy as two
billion people thinking

1221
01:19:48,951 --> 01:19:52,497
Jonah literally spent three
days inside of a fish.

1222
01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:55,208
Genre confusion.

1223
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:27,740
Whatcha think, Cleo?

1224
01:20:27,824 --> 01:20:30,201
- Man, this is nuts.
- Bishop's Castle.

1225
01:20:30,284 --> 01:20:31,911
Did somebody build that?
That is crazy.

1226
01:20:31,994 --> 01:20:34,664
No, it's just a natural
land formation.

1227
01:20:34,747 --> 01:20:36,874
Man.

1228
01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:38,876
So you ready to play?

1229
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:41,420
- What do you mean,
ready to play? Play what?
- Uh--

1230
01:20:41,504 --> 01:20:44,298
We would always play hide
and go seek here as a family.

1231
01:20:44,382 --> 01:20:47,301
Dad's here, I'm here,
you're kind of like

1232
01:20:47,385 --> 01:20:50,221
the substitute for the
rest of the half.

1233
01:20:50,304 --> 01:20:52,390
- So--
- No, I don't want to
play hide and seek.

1234
01:20:52,473 --> 01:20:54,517
I mean, it does look pretty
cool. I kind of want to
go inside.

1235
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:58,479
Uh, the way I see it is,
I have the keys to the car,

1236
01:20:58,563 --> 01:21:00,523
and if we're going to
leave, we have to honor

1237
01:21:00,606 --> 01:21:03,568
the old dead dad, so we're going
to play some hide and seek.

1238
01:21:03,651 --> 01:21:06,445
You go look around,
I will disappear.

1239
01:21:06,529 --> 01:21:08,406
And when you find me,
we can leave.

1240
01:21:10,032 --> 01:21:11,617
I'm just going to
go look around.

1241
01:21:13,452 --> 01:21:14,829
Don't get lost, alright?

1242
01:21:14,954 --> 01:21:16,956
I'm not the one that's
going to get lost.

1243
01:21:18,666 --> 01:21:20,167
I'm a professional

1244
01:21:21,043 --> 01:21:22,420
hide-and-seeker.

1245
01:22:16,557 --> 01:22:17,433
Alright.

1246
01:22:19,894 --> 01:22:22,605
- Dude, Larry!
- Finally.

1247
01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:25,441
- Where were you?
- Finally. You are not
good at this game.

1248
01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:28,069
For a youth minister,
who I assume actually

1249
01:22:28,152 --> 01:22:29,695
has fun with their kids,

1250
01:22:29,779 --> 01:22:32,281
uh, you should know how
to play hide and seek.

1251
01:22:32,365 --> 01:22:33,866
I've been looking
for you forever.

1252
01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:35,785
Yeah, but it's a basic
sneak attack.

1253
01:22:35,868 --> 01:22:39,163
You hide where you start,
no one thinks of looking there.

1254
01:22:39,246 --> 01:22:40,873
I mean, you pick up that
in middle school.

1255
01:22:40,957 --> 01:22:43,250
Alright, so I need
you to take a picture.

1256
01:22:43,334 --> 01:22:46,253
Hold that, and me,
Dad and Snookems.

1257
01:22:46,337 --> 01:22:48,923
- What's with the bear?
- You know, sometimes

1258
01:22:49,006 --> 01:22:52,093
hide and seek goes bad.
We start playing,

1259
01:22:52,176 --> 01:22:54,929
Dad's apparently hiding,
but he just goes

1260
01:22:55,012 --> 01:22:57,390
into the restaurant
and there I am,

1261
01:22:57,473 --> 01:23:00,810
crying up high, looking for him.

1262
01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:03,729
And he felt so bad,
he bought me Snookems.

1263
01:23:03,813 --> 01:23:05,898
Alright, let's do this.
Are you ready?

1264
01:23:05,982 --> 01:23:08,484
Cheese.

1265
01:23:11,112 --> 01:23:13,906
Do you remember when
I first got in,

1266
01:23:13,990 --> 01:23:16,534
and you started giving
me a hard time,

1267
01:23:16,617 --> 01:23:18,494
- and asked for my pitch?
- Yeah.

1268
01:23:19,453 --> 01:23:22,665
Wasn't the nicest
part of our trip.

1269
01:23:22,748 --> 01:23:24,333
Do you remember what you said?

1270
01:23:24,417 --> 01:23:28,212
Well, I mean, you gave
the whole Holy Love thing.

1271
01:23:28,295 --> 01:23:30,631
And where, while God is loving,

1272
01:23:30,715 --> 01:23:32,091
God's also holy.

1273
01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:38,431
And holiness isn't down with
us filthy sinners and stuff.

1274
01:23:38,514 --> 01:23:40,725
So in order for God
to really love us,

1275
01:23:40,808 --> 01:23:43,602
God has to get the holy
wrath out on something,

1276
01:23:44,478 --> 01:23:46,439
and obviously it should
be His child,

1277
01:23:46,522 --> 01:23:47,857
who didn't do anything.

1278
01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:50,860
What if God's holiness
is the perfection

1279
01:23:50,943 --> 01:23:52,695
of God's love, you know?

1280
01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:55,573
Like, what if what
sets God apart

1281
01:23:56,741 --> 01:23:59,702
is His perfect and complete love

1282
01:23:59,785 --> 01:24:01,871
for everyone in every situation?

1283
01:24:06,083 --> 01:24:07,376
I don't know.

1284
01:24:08,836 --> 01:24:11,464
That's a significantly
better pitch, Cleo.

1285
01:24:13,549 --> 01:24:14,592
Maybe.

1286
01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:21,390
Pull up, more, more,
more, more, more.

1287
01:24:21,474 --> 01:24:23,267
More, more, no, no,
no, not so far over!

1288
01:24:23,350 --> 01:24:25,895
No, no, you're, Jesus
right there.

1289
01:24:30,232 --> 01:24:31,776
Come on!

1290
01:24:31,859 --> 01:24:33,319
Whoa!

1291
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:36,197
- What is this?
- This is the one place

1292
01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:41,952
my dad was cool. We had a small
bet around the NBA finals.

1293
01:24:42,036 --> 01:24:45,331
I won, and I got to pick
one thing to do with him.

1294
01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:47,333
And I said, "Break the law."

1295
01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:50,252
We spray-painted my rally finger

1296
01:24:51,212 --> 01:24:53,506
- over here.
- Well, I'm really

1297
01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:56,467
- uncomfortable with that.
- We're not painting again.

1298
01:24:56,550 --> 01:24:59,428
We're taking a picture.
Come on!

1299
01:24:59,512 --> 01:25:01,764
I'll bet you've never
spray-painted a wall before.

1300
01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:03,015
No, no I have not.

1301
01:25:03,099 --> 01:25:04,683
Can you pass me my dad?

1302
01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:11,607
It's pretty amazing
that that's still there

1303
01:25:11,690 --> 01:25:13,150
after all this time.

1304
01:25:13,234 --> 01:25:16,570
Serendipitous, providential,
you might say.

1305
01:25:16,654 --> 01:25:18,531
Alright, say cheese.

1306
01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:19,490
Cheese.

1307
01:25:32,670 --> 01:25:34,588
- Yeah!
- This is pretty crazy.

1308
01:25:34,672 --> 01:25:37,716
My dad was obsessed with space.
Like, a lot.

1309
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:40,636
We always came by here and he
would always start to like,

1310
01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:43,597
"One small step for
man," that kind of junk.

1311
01:25:43,681 --> 01:25:45,432
Then I would say like, well,

1312
01:25:45,516 --> 01:25:47,518
if there's life on
other planets,

1313
01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:49,520
does the same Jesus roll there?

1314
01:25:49,603 --> 01:25:53,983
Or does Jesus show up there
like the type of alien they are?

1315
01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:55,776
And then die and raise
from the dead again?

1316
01:25:55,860 --> 01:25:57,570
Or does he have to take
a whole new tactic?

1317
01:25:57,653 --> 01:25:59,655
'Cause maybe dying and rising

1318
01:25:59,738 --> 01:26:01,574
is different or something.
I don't know.

1319
01:26:01,657 --> 01:26:03,325
That is stupid.
Those are stupid que--

1320
01:26:03,409 --> 01:26:04,869
- It's not a stupid question.
- It's stupid questions.

1321
01:26:04,952 --> 01:26:07,121
- It's totally ridiculous.
- No, Jesus floats up

1322
01:26:07,246 --> 01:26:10,374
in the Bible, he has to go
somewhere or he's nowhere.

1323
01:26:10,457 --> 01:26:11,917
Let's say, they're like,

1324
01:26:12,001 --> 01:26:14,253
in 50 years got a little
zapper zaps,

1325
01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:15,880
and they need missionaries.

1326
01:26:15,963 --> 01:26:17,756
And they holler at you.

1327
01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:20,759
They're like, Cleo, we need
you to be our space missionary

1328
01:26:20,843 --> 01:26:22,678
- to the planet--
- Okay, I'm going to

1329
01:26:22,761 --> 01:26:24,722
- take your picture, just stop.
- No but,

1330
01:26:24,805 --> 01:26:26,932
but I mean, are you going
to tell 'em about Jesus,

1331
01:26:27,016 --> 01:26:28,642
or are you just going
to show up and--

1332
01:26:28,726 --> 01:26:31,562
- Are you ready to do this?
Say cheese.
- Cheese!

1333
01:26:34,773 --> 01:26:35,649
Alright!

1334
01:26:53,167 --> 01:26:55,669
- Oh come on, Cleo.
- Whoa.

1335
01:26:57,421 --> 01:27:00,466
- This place is pretty cool.
- Oh yeah!

1336
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:03,302
You stay right there, Pops.

1337
01:27:03,385 --> 01:27:05,554
- Are you ready...
- I'm ready.

1338
01:27:05,638 --> 01:27:07,473
...to drive?

1339
01:27:07,556 --> 01:27:09,725
My dad's a cheap-wad,
so we started going

1340
01:27:09,808 --> 01:27:11,393
to this campground over there.

1341
01:27:11,477 --> 01:27:13,437
And we had so much fun,
we came every year.

1342
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:15,814
Well so when I got
into high school,

1343
01:27:15,898 --> 01:27:19,860
my dad was like, "Hey Larry,
here's a roll of quarters.
Take your brother."

1344
01:27:19,944 --> 01:27:22,071
And I'm like, "This is
awesome, this is awesome."

1345
01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:24,114
Years later I find out
he's only doing that

1346
01:27:24,198 --> 01:27:26,492
so he and mom could hook up
in the camper!

1347
01:27:26,575 --> 01:27:28,619
God.

1348
01:27:28,702 --> 01:27:31,163
<i>The human has
been neutralized.</i>

1349
01:27:31,247 --> 01:27:33,290
What do you want me to say?
I don't know, I've
never played this.

1350
01:27:33,374 --> 01:27:35,209
Just go get the joystick,
we've got to take a picture.

1351
01:27:35,334 --> 01:27:38,212
- Okay, this? What do you--
- Yeah.

1352
01:27:38,295 --> 01:27:41,465
So, you know, eventually
my tight-wad of a father

1353
01:27:41,548 --> 01:27:43,801
finally gets us a home system,

1354
01:27:43,884 --> 01:27:46,679
which is important,
because we were the worst
at having conversations.

1355
01:27:46,762 --> 01:27:49,181
So from like high school on
if we had to have a father-son

1356
01:27:49,265 --> 01:27:51,558
talk we'd play video
games and he'd be like,

1357
01:27:52,476 --> 01:27:55,771
"So how's it going,
Larry?" And I'd be like, "Good."

1358
01:27:55,854 --> 01:27:57,564
"Alright, I'm glad
we had this talk."

1359
01:27:57,648 --> 01:27:59,483
And then we'd just keep playing.
But it was like, you know.

1360
01:27:59,566 --> 01:28:01,110
- So grab the camera.
- Okay.

1361
01:28:01,193 --> 01:28:02,945
You stay right there, Pops.
Hold that smile.

1362
01:28:03,028 --> 01:28:04,905
Alright, say cheese.

1363
01:28:04,989 --> 01:28:06,156
Cheese!

1364
01:28:08,909 --> 01:28:10,244
- Did you get it?
- I don't know,

1365
01:28:10,327 --> 01:28:12,037
what do you think?

1366
01:28:12,121 --> 01:28:14,957
Well, we'll find out.

1367
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,083
Alright, Pops.

1368
01:28:18,335 --> 01:28:19,420
Let's ride.

1369
01:28:27,845 --> 01:28:29,179
Hey, Cleo?

1370
01:28:29,263 --> 01:28:30,556
Yeah?

1371
01:28:30,639 --> 01:28:32,474
I forgot to mention
something to you.

1372
01:28:32,558 --> 01:28:34,143
Do you have any pants?

1373
01:28:34,852 --> 01:28:36,312
I don't know, maybe.
Why?

1374
01:28:37,062 --> 01:28:38,439
Well, I hope
the answer's yes

1375
01:28:38,522 --> 01:28:40,274
'cause we're going to a wedding.

1376
01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:44,278
- A wedding? What do you mean
a wedding?
- It's a very sacred and solemn--

1377
01:28:44,403 --> 01:28:47,114
I know what a wedding is.
Who's wedding? Why are we going
to a wedding?

1378
01:28:47,197 --> 01:28:49,199
Uh, well, I promised
I would be there.

1379
01:28:49,283 --> 01:28:51,118
I didn't bring any
wedding clothes.

1380
01:28:51,201 --> 01:28:55,497
- Well I didn't know
when you got in the car.
- Oh, God. Larry!

1381
01:28:56,582 --> 01:28:58,292
- What?
- I'm going to look
like an idiot.

1382
01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:00,878
- No, you're a minister.
- I don't know anybody here.

1383
01:29:00,961 --> 01:29:03,213
You know me.

1384
01:29:03,297 --> 01:29:05,215
And by the time we
get done today,

1385
01:29:05,299 --> 01:29:08,927
- I'm going to have you dancing.
- Well, I don't know about that.

1386
01:29:09,011 --> 01:29:11,889
- Oh, you're one of those
type of Christians?
- No, I don't dance at weddings.

1387
01:29:11,972 --> 01:29:14,475
Is it like, all of your kind
don't dance? Or just
you personally?

1388
01:29:14,558 --> 01:29:16,226
I just don't like dancing.

1389
01:29:16,310 --> 01:29:17,936
Alright, are you
ready to change clothes?

1390
01:29:18,020 --> 01:29:19,521
No, I don't know if I have any.

1391
01:29:19,605 --> 01:29:21,231
Oh, my God, this is going
to be so embarrassing.

1392
01:29:21,315 --> 01:29:23,400
There's only one
way to find out.

1393
01:29:23,484 --> 01:29:24,735
Are you wearing that?

1394
01:29:25,444 --> 01:29:28,739
Of course not, I have my
suit underneath my chair.

1395
01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:30,741
- Are you kidding me?
- Yeah, I keep it there

1396
01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:32,826
for like in emergencies
like this.

1397
01:29:32,910 --> 01:29:34,995
- Who do you think I am?
- I'm going to go to a wedding...

1398
01:29:35,079 --> 01:29:36,622
- March in to a wedding..
- ...to people I don't know...

1399
01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:39,333
- ...wearing jeans and no suit.
- ...in this?

1400
01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:41,668
I actually care about
other people.

1401
01:29:41,752 --> 01:29:44,213
If I would have known,
I would've brought something.

1402
01:29:44,922 --> 01:29:48,550
Proper planning prevents
poor performance.

1403
01:29:48,634 --> 01:29:49,510
Really?

1404
01:30:05,776 --> 01:30:07,861
- What are we doing?
- Cleo, this is a wedding.

1405
01:30:07,945 --> 01:30:09,696
So put some pants on.

1406
01:30:11,407 --> 01:30:13,450
- I didn't even know I was going to a wedding.
 - I thought

1407
01:30:13,534 --> 01:30:15,160
- you were a minister.
- I didn't pack pants.

1408
01:30:18,330 --> 01:30:20,916
- What are you doing?
- Putting pants on.

1409
01:30:20,999 --> 01:30:22,793
You can't take your pants off
in front of a church.

1410
01:30:22,876 --> 01:30:24,837
Well, where else am I
going to take 'em off?

1411
01:30:39,893 --> 01:30:40,811
My bad!

1412
01:30:40,894 --> 01:30:42,563
Congratulations!

1413
01:30:46,358 --> 01:30:47,317
Hi, thanks!

1414
01:30:59,079 --> 01:31:00,289
Let us rise!

1415
01:31:20,267 --> 01:31:24,980
Who brings this woman to
be married to this woman?

1416
01:31:25,063 --> 01:31:26,607
Her mother and I.

1417
01:31:29,860 --> 01:31:32,029
So, I don't know if
you've seen pictures

1418
01:31:32,112 --> 01:31:34,907
of just how adorable she
was in seventh grade,

1419
01:31:34,990 --> 01:31:37,701
but when she was
in confirmation,

1420
01:31:37,784 --> 01:31:40,120
you picked your own like,
favorite Bible verse.

1421
01:31:40,204 --> 01:31:42,247
And I don't know if
she remembers this.

1422
01:31:42,331 --> 01:31:44,041
As a youth minister,
I hope she does.

1423
01:31:44,124 --> 01:31:45,876
It was at the end
of Jesus' ministry

1424
01:31:45,959 --> 01:31:48,754
when he turns to his
Disciples and says,

1425
01:31:48,837 --> 01:31:51,340
"Greater love has no man,

1426
01:31:51,423 --> 01:31:55,594
or woman, then they
that lay their life down

1427
01:31:55,677 --> 01:31:57,221
for their friends."

1428
01:31:57,304 --> 01:31:59,306
So I don't know if you've
thought about this,

1429
01:31:59,389 --> 01:32:02,601
but you're kind of signing up
to know the name,

1430
01:32:02,684 --> 01:32:04,728
the person who's going
to hurt you more

1431
01:32:04,811 --> 01:32:07,189
than anyone else in
the whole world.

1432
01:32:07,272 --> 01:32:12,194
There's a bright side.
This is also the person that's
going to give you more joy

1433
01:32:12,277 --> 01:32:14,738
than you'll ever find
words to put to.

1434
01:32:14,821 --> 01:32:16,782
And in the midst of
that, day-to-day,

1435
01:32:16,865 --> 01:32:20,160
what's going to hold you
together between the extremes

1436
01:32:20,244 --> 01:32:24,456
and topsy-turvy parts of life,
is that you're friends.

1437
01:32:24,540 --> 01:32:26,667
Those of us that have
been married a while,

1438
01:32:26,750 --> 01:32:29,419
have learned you're
not always lovers.

1439
01:32:29,503 --> 01:32:31,213
But you can always be friends.

1440
01:32:32,965 --> 01:32:34,800
And if you learn to
lay your life down

1441
01:32:34,883 --> 01:32:37,386
for one another when
it's most difficult,

1442
01:32:37,469 --> 01:32:39,137
then you'll have that
person with you

1443
01:32:39,221 --> 01:32:40,472
till the end of your time.

1444
01:32:41,306 --> 01:32:43,767
So when you think it's
more important

1445
01:32:43,850 --> 01:32:46,311
to be heard than to listen,

1446
01:32:46,395 --> 01:32:48,480
lay your life down
for your friend.

1447
01:32:49,815 --> 01:32:52,985
And when you think
anything is more important

1448
01:32:53,068 --> 01:32:56,989
than listening to her, lay
your life down for your friend.

1449
01:32:57,072 --> 01:32:59,783
And on the days where
you have no words

1450
01:32:59,866 --> 01:33:03,579
to speak for each other,
be with each other.

1451
01:33:04,705 --> 01:33:07,666
And lay your life down
for your friend.

1452
01:34:21,031 --> 01:34:23,158
Hello family and friends.

1453
01:34:23,241 --> 01:34:27,829
My wife and I welcome you
to our daughter's wedding.

1454
01:34:27,913 --> 01:34:31,083
Sarah, I have never
seen you so happy.

1455
01:34:32,292 --> 01:34:34,044
And we have Crystal
to thank for that.

1456
01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:37,422
Welcome to our family.

1457
01:34:37,506 --> 01:34:40,008
Let's raise a glass
for many years.

1458
01:35:06,576 --> 01:35:10,497
Looks like I'm not the only one
flying solo tonight. Claire.

1459
01:35:10,580 --> 01:35:12,416
- Cleo.
- Nice to meet you.

1460
01:35:12,499 --> 01:35:14,543
- You too.
- So, who do you know?

1461
01:35:14,626 --> 01:35:17,379
- Uh, just Larry.
- Larry, really?

1462
01:35:17,462 --> 01:35:18,588
How do you know Larry?

1463
01:35:18,672 --> 01:35:21,133
That's a funny story.

1464
01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:24,302
About a week ago,
he hit my bike.

1465
01:35:24,386 --> 01:35:26,138
- Really?
- And now he's giving

1466
01:35:26,221 --> 01:35:27,597
- me a ride.
- Oh, are you okay?

1467
01:35:27,681 --> 01:35:29,099
No, no, no, I'm okay.

1468
01:35:29,182 --> 01:35:31,143
He just hit my bike,
so I'm fine.

1469
01:35:31,226 --> 01:35:33,395
So why did you get in a van
with a total stranger?

1470
01:35:33,478 --> 01:35:36,648
That's a good question.

1471
01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:40,777
So, I had this job at a church.

1472
01:35:40,861 --> 01:35:43,238
I did some things they
weren't too happy about.

1473
01:35:43,321 --> 01:35:45,615
And I decided I just
needed to get away.

1474
01:35:45,699 --> 01:35:48,535
You know, I've been really
wrestling with my faith

1475
01:35:48,618 --> 01:35:51,705
after that, and somehow
I ended up here.

1476
01:35:52,414 --> 01:35:54,040
So, you know Crystal, right?

1477
01:35:54,124 --> 01:35:55,500
How'd you guys meet?

1478
01:35:55,584 --> 01:35:57,210
Well, we actually
grew up together.

1479
01:35:57,294 --> 01:35:59,212
And when we were kids,
she invited me

1480
01:35:59,296 --> 01:36:02,340
to her youth group.
Larry was the pastor.

1481
01:36:02,424 --> 01:36:04,009
It was like nothing
I'd ever experienced before.

1482
01:36:04,092 --> 01:36:06,011
- Yeah, I can imagine that.
- He's amazing!

1483
01:36:06,094 --> 01:36:08,263
Like, very unconventional,
for sure.

1484
01:36:08,346 --> 01:36:11,475
Yeah, I mean, I just found
out he's a pastor today.

1485
01:36:11,558 --> 01:36:13,059
- Really?
- I had no idea.

1486
01:36:13,143 --> 01:36:15,812
Yeah, he's a strange guy,
but he just loved us,

1487
01:36:15,896 --> 01:36:17,355
no matter what we were
going through.

1488
01:36:17,439 --> 01:36:19,107
Yeah, I think I'm starting

1489
01:36:19,191 --> 01:36:20,650
to catch that side of Larry.

1490
01:36:22,736 --> 01:36:24,362
Okay.

1491
01:36:24,446 --> 01:36:26,156
Claire, come join us!

1492
01:36:26,239 --> 01:36:28,992
Hey, keep asking questions.
You're on the right track.

1493
01:37:03,610 --> 01:37:04,486
What?

1494
01:37:07,113 --> 01:37:08,323
Oh no, no, no!

1495
01:37:09,699 --> 01:37:10,867
What?

1496
01:37:13,286 --> 01:37:14,162
Oh, my God.

1497
01:37:23,046 --> 01:37:24,673
- Larry!
- Yeah, Cleo?

1498
01:37:25,590 --> 01:37:27,843
Did you write this?

1499
01:37:28,510 --> 01:37:30,512
- Kind of.
- What do you mean, kind of?

1500
01:37:30,595 --> 01:37:32,514
I was kind of like,
your voice to text.

1501
01:37:32,597 --> 01:37:36,268
If Pastor Don were here, what
would you want to tell him?

1502
01:37:37,978 --> 01:37:40,939
That no good, son of a bitch!

1503
01:37:41,022 --> 01:37:44,359
- Never cared about me!
- Screw Don!

1504
01:37:44,442 --> 01:37:45,527
Why did you do that?

1505
01:37:47,153 --> 01:37:50,907
Shit, Larry, I was just
starting to trust you!

1506
01:38:39,623 --> 01:38:42,667
Hey, Cleo, we playing
hide and seek or something?

1507
01:38:42,751 --> 01:38:46,379
You don't get it, dude.
You don't get what you did.

1508
01:38:46,463 --> 01:38:49,090
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry isn't good enough!

1509
01:38:49,174 --> 01:38:52,010
You don't really have
anywhere else to go.

1510
01:38:52,093 --> 01:38:55,221
That's not taking you anywhere.

1511
01:38:55,305 --> 01:38:59,100
With enough miles and a lot of
enough awkward silence...

1512
01:39:32,592 --> 01:39:34,719
I'm glad you got back in.

1513
01:39:36,721 --> 01:39:41,434
Not that you had like, a lot
of options or anything but...

1514
01:39:52,696 --> 01:39:54,030
I like driving with you.

1515
01:40:03,498 --> 01:40:05,917
So when are we going
to stop for the night?

1516
01:40:08,294 --> 01:40:10,130
We're not going to really stop.

1517
01:40:11,881 --> 01:40:12,924
What?

1518
01:40:13,883 --> 01:40:16,428
Well, we got to get to Edmond

1519
01:40:17,512 --> 01:40:19,931
tomorrow 'cause it's
my dad's birthday,

1520
01:40:20,015 --> 01:40:22,183
and I told my mom I'd be there.

1521
01:40:22,267 --> 01:40:24,144
If you weren't here, I
don't know how I would drive

1522
01:40:24,227 --> 01:40:25,520
all night long.

1523
01:40:29,149 --> 01:40:32,819
So just think, Cleo, you're
my mom's answered prayer.

1524
01:40:59,220 --> 01:41:00,638
Geez, Larry.

1525
01:41:00,722 --> 01:41:02,140
It's called stopping.

1526
01:41:05,268 --> 01:41:07,604
I'm going to pump the gas.

1527
01:41:07,687 --> 01:41:08,813
I'll just chill here.

1528
01:41:22,160 --> 01:41:23,036
"Dear Cleo,

1529
01:41:25,038 --> 01:41:26,915
we anticipate that your
time of soul-searching

1530
01:41:26,998 --> 01:41:29,250
and prayerful reflection
has been fruitful.

1531
01:41:30,043 --> 01:41:32,545
After much prayer,
the Board of Elders would
like to give you the opportunity

1532
01:41:32,629 --> 01:41:36,257
to change your approach
to the situation at hand.

1533
01:41:36,341 --> 01:41:38,218
While we appreciate
your positive intentions,

1534
01:41:38,301 --> 01:41:40,720
we cannot ignore the
expectation of God's Word

1535
01:41:40,804 --> 01:41:41,971
nor our Statement of Faith.

1536
01:41:43,473 --> 01:41:45,683
We will maintain your
status as youth pastor

1537
01:41:45,767 --> 01:41:48,353
contingent on your willingness
to intentionally guide

1538
01:41:48,436 --> 01:41:50,563
the student in question
toward repentance

1539
01:41:50,647 --> 01:41:51,773
and Christian counseling.

1540
01:41:52,732 --> 01:41:54,609
Her parents are rightly
concerned about the situation,

1541
01:41:54,692 --> 01:41:56,653
and they are anticipating
your call.

1542
01:41:56,736 --> 01:41:58,363
Please contact us once
you've been in touch

1543
01:41:58,446 --> 01:42:01,032
with their, in Christ,
the Board of Elders."

1544
01:42:04,869 --> 01:42:05,745
Oh, my God!

1545
01:42:24,639 --> 01:42:25,515
God!

1546
01:42:28,768 --> 01:42:30,311
What do you want from me?

1547
01:42:35,358 --> 01:42:37,152
Just trying to do
the right thing.

1548
01:42:38,361 --> 01:42:40,530
And you give me this,
"in Christ"?

1549
01:43:06,556 --> 01:43:08,850
Pastor Don, oh God, I
can't deal with this.

1550
01:43:08,933 --> 01:43:10,685
- You take this.
- Um...

1551
01:43:13,062 --> 01:43:16,983
Okay. I heard what the Board
is asking of you.

1552
01:43:17,692 --> 01:43:19,319
What's the Board asking of you?

1553
01:43:20,403 --> 01:43:23,072
They're asking me to
call the girl's parents

1554
01:43:23,156 --> 01:43:26,534
and make her repent
and go to counseling.

1555
01:43:29,162 --> 01:43:31,456
"I heard what the Board
is asking of you

1556
01:43:31,539 --> 01:43:33,750
and I don't envy your situation.

1557
01:43:35,418 --> 01:43:37,962
Honestly, I am proud
of what you did.

1558
01:43:39,047 --> 01:43:41,549
I would've done the same thing,

1559
01:43:41,633 --> 01:43:46,179
but I can't just risk
my job as senior pastor.

1560
01:43:46,262 --> 01:43:48,723
Whatever you decide,
I'll support you.

1561
01:43:50,099 --> 01:43:51,976
You have tremendous courage,

1562
01:43:53,102 --> 01:43:54,896
and I'll be praying for you."

1563
01:43:57,607 --> 01:43:59,901
- What a coward!
- A coward?

1564
01:44:00,568 --> 01:44:02,862
What a scumbag! He--

1565
01:44:02,946 --> 01:44:06,407
He's proud of you, he would
have done the same thing as you.

1566
01:44:06,491 --> 01:44:09,494
But, oh, you would hate,
you would hate

1567
01:44:09,577 --> 01:44:14,040
for your religious convictions
to cost you anything.

1568
01:44:14,916 --> 01:44:18,503
This is why I can't
stand Evangelicals.

1569
01:44:18,586 --> 01:44:20,672
They say stupid shit like that.

1570
01:44:20,755 --> 01:44:24,342
And you know who's completely
missing from his text?

1571
01:44:24,425 --> 01:44:27,762
The girl, the girl who
came to you wanting

1572
01:44:27,845 --> 01:44:30,473
to know if she is loved by God

1573
01:44:30,556 --> 01:44:32,934
because she's exactly
who God made her to be.

1574
01:44:33,017 --> 01:44:34,936
And you know where she
got those ideas?

1575
01:44:35,019 --> 01:44:37,772
From her church, where
he's in charge.

1576
01:44:37,855 --> 01:44:41,484
And he honestly agrees with you
and thinks you're courageous.

1577
01:44:41,567 --> 01:44:44,988
He can't think you're courageous
and did the right thing,

1578
01:44:45,071 --> 01:44:48,324
and then sit there while
thousands of kids
hate themselves,

1579
01:44:48,408 --> 01:44:50,702
cut themselves, and some
of them kill themselves.

1580
01:44:50,785 --> 01:44:55,832
There are so many teenagers
who ask those questions

1581
01:44:55,915 --> 01:44:59,043
and assume God hates them,
doesn't love them,

1582
01:44:59,127 --> 01:45:00,586
they have to change.

1583
01:45:00,670 --> 01:45:03,798
Parents, grandparents,
friends, family,

1584
01:45:03,881 --> 01:45:07,135
because of God assume
their kids and friends

1585
01:45:07,218 --> 01:45:09,220
and grandkids aren't good enough

1586
01:45:09,304 --> 01:45:10,847
and aren't loved as they are.

1587
01:45:10,930 --> 01:45:12,890
So it's just bullshit to
hear that kind of stuff

1588
01:45:12,974 --> 01:45:14,809
from a preacher.
No one thinks about it.

1589
01:45:14,892 --> 01:45:17,061
And they are so cowardly.

1590
01:45:17,145 --> 01:45:21,232
It's like they can't think
about the dignity of the kid.

1591
01:45:21,316 --> 01:45:24,777
It's his job and your job,
and Jesus.

1592
01:45:24,861 --> 01:45:27,405
That's the only thing
on his mind.

1593
01:45:32,493 --> 01:45:34,495
I can't even deal
with this shit.

1594
01:45:35,621 --> 01:45:37,540
I'm sorry, dude.

1595
01:45:37,623 --> 01:45:38,875
You deserve better.

1596
01:45:39,709 --> 01:45:41,210
Let's just get out of here.

1597
01:45:42,086 --> 01:45:45,423
At least he's right about
one thing. You're courageous.

1598
01:45:47,008 --> 01:45:48,801
He on the other hand.

1599
01:46:35,306 --> 01:46:37,850
- Cleo, you awake?
- What?

1600
01:46:37,934 --> 01:46:41,771
- It's morning.
- I know, I'm so tired.

1601
01:46:41,854 --> 01:46:44,357
Well, we're not there yet.
Don't worry.

1602
01:46:44,482 --> 01:46:46,275
Can you get the hat out?

1603
01:46:46,359 --> 01:46:48,945
It's my dad's birthday,
I need his birthday hat.

1604
01:46:49,028 --> 01:46:49,987
Right, Pops?

1605
01:46:53,241 --> 01:46:54,826
What birthday hat?

1606
01:46:54,909 --> 01:46:57,495
There's only one
birthday hat in our family.

1607
01:46:58,454 --> 01:47:01,874
Dad rocked it every birthday.
He thought it was funny.

1608
01:47:01,958 --> 01:47:03,751
- Are you talking about this?
- Yes.

1609
01:47:03,835 --> 01:47:04,919
He thought it was funny.

1610
01:47:05,002 --> 01:47:06,796
I found it endearing.

1611
01:47:08,840 --> 01:47:10,049
Look at that beauty.

1612
01:47:12,552 --> 01:47:15,847
He considered himself a bit of a

1613
01:47:15,930 --> 01:47:19,517
historian, he loved all
the frontier stories.

1614
01:47:19,600 --> 01:47:23,563
Lewis and Clark, Daniel
Boone, all that kind of stuff.

1615
01:47:23,646 --> 01:47:25,523
So he wore it on his birthday.

1616
01:47:26,315 --> 01:47:28,443
Couple more hours and
we'll be there.

1617
01:47:32,196 --> 01:47:33,656
How are you feeling?

1618
01:47:38,661 --> 01:47:40,955
I just can't stop
thinking about that email.

1619
01:47:45,501 --> 01:47:47,336
I don't know what to do.

1620
01:47:50,548 --> 01:47:52,425
What would I even say?

1621
01:47:53,509 --> 01:47:54,969
Call her parents? What--

1622
01:47:55,928 --> 01:47:58,055
What do you say in
that situation?

1623
01:47:58,139 --> 01:47:59,432
I have no idea.

1624
01:48:01,225 --> 01:48:04,812
What a parent wants
in any mentor,

1625
01:48:04,896 --> 01:48:07,106
is someone who's trying
to love their kid

1626
01:48:07,190 --> 01:48:08,649
as much as they love them.

1627
01:48:09,984 --> 01:48:11,360
And you do that.

1628
01:48:14,322 --> 01:48:16,032
It's alright. Trust yourself.

1629
01:48:21,204 --> 01:48:23,080
Man, it doesn't matter anyway.

1630
01:48:23,164 --> 01:48:24,707
My phone's dead.

1631
01:48:25,708 --> 01:48:27,543
Unless you have one I could use?

1632
01:48:27,627 --> 01:48:29,045
No, I don't have a cell phone.

1633
01:48:29,128 --> 01:48:31,172
You mean you've been
driving around

1634
01:48:31,255 --> 01:48:33,090
all this time without
a cell phone?

1635
01:48:35,009 --> 01:48:36,219
Seems a little...

1636
01:48:37,094 --> 01:48:39,305
- reckless.
- I'm old-school.

1637
01:48:39,388 --> 01:48:40,431
I got a map.

1638
01:48:44,936 --> 01:48:48,397
Look, we're going to
pass a pay phone.

1639
01:48:48,481 --> 01:48:50,775
And when I see it,
we can pull over.

1640
01:48:51,651 --> 01:48:55,446
And when you get on the
phone, just remember,

1641
01:48:56,531 --> 01:48:57,532
trust yourself.

1642
01:48:58,449 --> 01:49:02,870
Honestly, if you were
my kid's youth minister,

1643
01:49:03,579 --> 01:49:06,791
I would be thrilled.
You're a really nice guy.

1644
01:49:08,167 --> 01:49:12,964
And at no point have I thought
you didn't care about her.

1645
01:49:14,924 --> 01:49:18,636
And if I'm a parent, I
want someone who's going

1646
01:49:18,719 --> 01:49:21,973
to try to love my kid
as much as I do.

1647
01:49:22,848 --> 01:49:25,643
No parent knows the right
thing to do all the time.

1648
01:49:25,726 --> 01:49:28,980
So some 20-year-old trying
to tell 'em God loves 'em

1649
01:49:29,063 --> 01:49:30,690
might not either.

1650
01:49:30,773 --> 01:49:32,650
Give yourself a break.

1651
01:50:13,774 --> 01:50:15,651
We're close, we're almost there.

1652
01:50:15,735 --> 01:50:17,653
Oh yeah.

1653
01:50:20,740 --> 01:50:21,866
Check it out.

1654
01:50:22,825 --> 01:50:24,243
Welcome to Edmond.

1655
01:50:24,327 --> 01:50:25,953
Uh huh, what
kind of place is it?

1656
01:50:26,037 --> 01:50:27,997
It's a great
place to grow.

1657
01:50:28,080 --> 01:50:29,373
Yeah.

1658
01:50:58,861 --> 01:51:01,447
Ah so, remind me why
we're here again?

1659
01:51:01,530 --> 01:51:03,366
This is the last place
I saw my dad.

1660
01:51:04,367 --> 01:51:06,285
- Here?
- Yeah.

1661
01:51:07,870 --> 01:51:08,746
It was--

1662
01:51:12,750 --> 01:51:14,293
It was my last day

1663
01:51:16,587 --> 01:51:18,255
as a minister

1664
01:51:18,339 --> 01:51:19,799
at a church.

1665
01:51:19,882 --> 01:51:21,217
It was the worst day of my life.

1666
01:51:21,300 --> 01:51:24,470
I woke up that day and
my wife was gone.

1667
01:51:24,553 --> 01:51:26,597
It was the last day
I'd ever see my dad.

1668
01:51:27,598 --> 01:51:31,394
I haven't seen my mom
or my family since then.

1669
01:51:31,477 --> 01:51:35,106
And then after the funeral,
my dad pulled me aside,

1670
01:51:35,189 --> 01:51:37,775
he just looked at me
and said, "Larry,

1671
01:51:37,858 --> 01:51:41,570
this family doesn't
believe in first marriages.

1672
01:51:41,654 --> 01:51:43,906
And neither does the Church.

1673
01:51:46,826 --> 01:51:48,369
Don't come back alone."

1674
01:51:55,751 --> 01:51:56,585
I'm...

1675
01:51:57,878 --> 01:52:00,089
I really got to do
this by myself.

1676
01:52:00,172 --> 01:52:01,465
Are you sure?

1677
01:52:03,134 --> 01:52:04,009
Me...

1678
01:52:05,553 --> 01:52:08,681
and Dad have a little bit
to work on.

1679
01:52:10,141 --> 01:52:12,351
So wait, who's funeral was it?

1680
01:52:17,273 --> 01:52:18,149
Hanna's.

1681
01:52:23,154 --> 01:52:24,363
My daughter's.

1682
01:53:10,451 --> 01:53:12,453
Do you remember what you said?

1683
01:53:18,626 --> 01:53:21,754
"Everything happens
for a reason.

1684
01:53:26,884 --> 01:53:30,679
No matter how horrible
you feel right now,

1685
01:53:32,223 --> 01:53:36,477
Larry, God intended
this for good."

1686
01:53:37,937 --> 01:53:40,940
You have no idea what
it's like

1687
01:53:43,192 --> 01:53:46,612
To go to bed one night with
the family you dreamed of,

1688
01:53:46,695 --> 01:53:50,699
and go to bed the next night
without your daughter.

1689
01:54:46,255 --> 01:54:48,215
"Larry, you're sitting

1690
01:54:50,718 --> 01:54:52,553
where I should have
said nothing.

1691
01:54:53,220 --> 01:54:54,179
I should've

1692
01:54:57,349 --> 01:54:58,392
held my son,

1693
01:55:00,686 --> 01:55:04,356
and you shouldn't have been
left to shake your fists

1694
01:55:04,440 --> 01:55:05,399
at God alone.

1695
01:55:05,482 --> 01:55:09,320
Hannah was your joy.

1696
01:55:10,738 --> 01:55:12,823
Like you are mine."

1697
01:55:14,742 --> 01:55:17,161
"I don't know
what it's like

1698
01:55:19,914 --> 01:55:21,957
to watch your child die,

1699
01:55:24,710 --> 01:55:29,089
and be abandoned by the
ones you love, but God does.

1700
01:55:31,008 --> 01:55:31,967
Forgive me,

1701
01:55:34,386 --> 01:55:36,180
my son and my joy.

1702
01:55:38,599 --> 01:55:39,475
Dad."

1703
01:57:36,884 --> 01:57:38,093
Well Cleo,

1704
01:57:39,470 --> 01:57:40,804
you ready to go home?

1705
01:57:43,348 --> 01:57:45,059
I think so.

1706
01:58:20,928 --> 01:58:23,430
Holy shit, Larry!

1707
01:59:07,683 --> 01:59:08,559
Hey,

1708
01:59:09,518 --> 01:59:10,394
pay phone!

1709
01:59:12,187 --> 01:59:14,398
Ah, kind of loud, though.

1710
01:59:14,481 --> 01:59:17,651
Hmm, that's
what hands are for.

1711
01:59:17,734 --> 01:59:18,694
Just cup it.

1712
01:59:27,077 --> 01:59:28,287
Ready?

1713
01:59:28,370 --> 01:59:30,664
I guess.

1714
01:59:58,108 --> 02:00:00,277
- Hello.
- Yeah, Mr. Baker.

1715
02:00:00,360 --> 02:00:03,739
<i>- Yeah, this is Cleo.</i>
- Oh hey, Cleo.

1716
02:00:03,822 --> 02:00:06,450
Hi, yeah, I just wanted to call

1717
02:00:06,533 --> 02:00:10,746
and you know, I don't know
what the Board told you.

1718
02:00:10,829 --> 02:00:12,706
Yeah, I haven't heard
from the Board.

1719
02:00:12,789 --> 02:00:14,666
I just want to do
the right thing

1720
02:00:14,750 --> 02:00:16,668
and I'm going to support
her through this.

1721
02:00:53,205 --> 02:00:55,332
Alright, alright, bye.

1722
02:01:18,480 --> 02:01:19,439
I did it.