1 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:08,175 Charlie Carter, you can walk in here and derail my investigation, 2 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:09,384 but the bottom line is, 3 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:11,970 I spell murder with an "M"... 4 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:15,140 just like the next guy! 5 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:19,436 Stop. 6 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,105 - What was that? - Acting. 7 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:25,526 I don't want you acting. 8 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:26,818 I want you to live it. 9 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:28,445 I want you to love it! 10 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:32,032 - I want you to feel it! - Yes. 11 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:36,203 You are playing Detective Sneeps Sneepkins. 12 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:37,496 He was?... 13 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:40,499 I never saw the show. 14 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,293 - What? - I said I never saw the show man. 15 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,212 What the frigs Martin! 16 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:50,050 He was Harley's nemesis on every season of "Call Carter"? 17 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,469 - And a fan favorite I might add. - I only took drama 18 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,179 so I didn't have to do the mandatory gym course. 19 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:57,182 Okay my heart lies squarely in the world of science. 20 00:00:57,266 --> 00:01:02,563 The world has enough scientists, we need more actors! 21 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:07,234 We're rehearsing the grand finale for BISHOP's 150th BIRTHDAY WEEKEND. 22 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,402 So pay attention. 23 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:11,238 This is the only man who should be talking right now. 24 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:12,656 He's your director. 25 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,617 Who are you again? 26 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:17,119 I'm Dave. I'm your Stage Manager. 27 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,162 - Gross. - What, why is that gross? 28 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,414 Why is that gross? 29 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,583 You are very mean. She's really mean. 30 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,251 Alright Mercedes take a chill pill. 31 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,878 Yes Dave is our stage manager 32 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:30,340 and that's the lowest rung on the totem pole but he's still a human. 33 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:31,466 Listen up, 34 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:36,180 come Saturday night, these seats are gonna be filled. 35 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,223 Oh, speaking of... 36 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:41,310 It is my honor to introduce to you 37 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:45,731 the OG Detective Sneeps Sneepkins, 38 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:48,650 Dwick Brisebois! 39 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:49,776 Yes. 40 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,737 Clap! 41 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,948 When I finally realized you were never coming back to Los Angeles, 42 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,074 what choice did I have? 43 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:58,744 What are you stalking me now? Get your butt up here! 44 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,163 Harley, you said you wouldn't make a big deal. 45 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:02,247 I feel kinda weird. 46 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:05,584 Dwick is a lot more shy, a lot more humble than I am 47 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,169 but we had a blast shooting 48 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:10,172 - nine seasons of "Call Carter". - Sure did. 49 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:11,882 So this is the guy you said I looked like? 50 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,176 He's like your doppelganger, fifty years from now. 51 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:15,928 Exactly how old do you think I am? 52 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:18,180 - Seventy. - Jesus. 53 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:22,142 Okay, Dave and I are going to go grab some vegan smoothies over at North Star, 54 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:25,187 but Mr. Brisebois is gonna hang around here, 55 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,189 give you some pointers, run some lines. 56 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,607 - No. - Yeah, come on. 57 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:31,276 - No, as I said I'm here on vacation. - Come on. 58 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,986 I just wanted to hit the beach you know, 59 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:36,740 get some sun maybe... Oh okay, I can run some lines I guess, 60 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,617 you know, yeah you know, believe it or not, 61 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,494 I myself was once a bit of a science nerd. 62 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:43,664 - I believe it. - You are so mean. She is so mean. 63 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:44,748 Good luck. 64 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,251 I think we should cordon off the boardwalk 65 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,002 filter people through the North Beach pathway, 66 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,170 - you agree? - I agree. 67 00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:52,339 Yeah, especially when the fireworks display happens, 68 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:56,426 we want to have all of these exit routes mapped. 69 00:02:58,595 --> 00:02:59,680 Hey. 70 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,183 - You okay? - Yeah. 71 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,519 Just...I know every inch of this town. 72 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,855 And, every spot has a memory. 73 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:11,149 Seems like you're thinking about a particular spot right now. 74 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:15,696 No it's just, I mean yes but its kid's stuff. 75 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,157 This is my interested face. 76 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:28,625 Okay, I was a freshman in high school 77 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:32,337 and I was supposed to meet this boy out here. 78 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:36,550 It was the carnival, summer night and, 79 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,678 in a way it was supposed to be my first real date 80 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,471 and that guy didn't show up. 81 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,764 He didn't show up. 82 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,224 What idiot wouldn't show up for you? 83 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:53,567 You'll excuse me if I'm too blunt, but I don't know how else to play this. 84 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,446 Don't you think we should talk about what happened at the range? 85 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:58,780 That I outshot you? 86 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,741 Yeah. 87 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,661 Listen... 88 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,289 I know what happened. And we should talk about it. 89 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:12,586 It's just I'm not always that great 90 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:16,673 at putting together the right words to describe how I'm feeling. 91 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,928 Alright, I understand that, I get it. 92 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,473 Just make sure you let me know when the right words come together. 93 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,141 - I will. - Okay. 94 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:29,686 - We got time. - Yeah. We got time. 95 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:34,441 But right now we should head back to the station, 96 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:36,109 start initiating this plan? 97 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:39,821 - Yeah, let's do that. - Okay. 98 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,829 Okay, Tears For Fears. Brilliant name. 99 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:51,083 - Flock of Seagulls, ridiculous. - Oh, I like it. 100 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,835 Men at Work. Brilliant. 101 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:56,588 - Men Without Hats, ridonculous. - Okay. 102 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:59,091 - Counting Crows... - Oh, that's a hard one... 103 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:00,467 Smash Mouth? 104 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:04,721 What the? 105 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:08,642 Sam! 106 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:09,977 - She's breathing! - Oh god. 107 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,311 Dave call an ambulance... 108 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:13,522 Boyle, hey. 109 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:18,360 Call all the ambulances Dave. 110 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:39,840 Carter 111 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:45,220 - Here comes the jiggly. - No, I feel fine. 112 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:46,471 - I don't want any... - Come on, have a little jiggly. 113 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:48,599 - I don't want any. - Here comes the jiggly train. 114 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,685 Come on have a little jiggly. 115 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:54,771 Jiggly train trying to get into the station. 116 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,399 Alright fine. Suit yourself. 117 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,693 Hey Dave, you want some jiggly? 118 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:00,903 Wes, what do we got? 119 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:03,488 All personnel at the station at the time of the attack 120 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:06,450 had at least trace amounts of the drug ketamine in their systems. 121 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,452 Chief Boyle hit his head when he fell. 122 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,662 He's stable, but in and out of consciousness. 123 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:11,747 Ketamine? 124 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:14,583 It is often used as an anesthetic in surgeries. 125 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,210 Alright Dave and I are gonna head to the station 126 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:17,336 and try and see if we can figure this out. 127 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:19,713 - Well, I'm coming with you. - Maybe you should rest 128 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,757 until your functions stabilize. 129 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,051 I'm not gonna stay in this bed while this is happening. 130 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,929 Let's get back to work. I'm still a cop. 131 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:29,765 - I gotta change. - Oh, okay. 132 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,683 - Well I think she... - Sorry. 133 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:34,353 Ms. Mayor, I get this is a big deal for your town... 134 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:37,064 Yes, I get that it's not every day a town turns 150 years old, 135 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:39,691 but with all due, there has been a serious threat. 136 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:42,277 You should cancel all the festivities... 137 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:44,488 Fine, it's your call. I will keep you posted. 138 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,741 - Hi there, how are you? - Abigail? 139 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,576 Sam. Hello. 140 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,954 - Hi this is... - Staff Sergeant Major Pershing-Linn. 141 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:53,038 RCMP. 142 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,415 Pershing? 143 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:59,294 - As in...Chief Pershing? - My dad, Angus, yes. 144 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:01,797 Oh, this is amazing. 145 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,216 - How are you? I am... - I know who you are. 146 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:05,425 The peacock. 147 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:07,553 Aside from the nickname, he doesn't talk about you much. 148 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,054 Which tells me everything I need to know. 149 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,222 The peacock? 150 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:11,306 Your dad was the best. 151 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,934 I always used to give him these hugs and lift him up 152 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,645 and his feet would just dangle just a little bit off the ground. 153 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:19,314 It was so cute. Tell him that we said hi. 154 00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:22,568 Abigail. I haven't seen you since you were finishing up training. 155 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:25,737 - So you're a sergeant. Congratulations. - Thanks Sam. I've worked hard. 156 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:28,824 Hard enough to feel comfortable in someone else's office. 157 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,492 Your chief has been incapacitated 158 00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:32,119 and I've been put in charge of this investigation 159 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:33,704 with full authority of my branch. 160 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:37,207 And this is an office I spent a considerable amount of time 161 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:40,169 in as a kid, so yeah, I'd say it feels pretty familiar. 162 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:43,505 Now, this whole station is considered a crime scene 163 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:47,009 so I am having your coffee stations and vending machines tested by the lab. 164 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:51,597 I'm sorry, you think an entire department was poisoned from bad station coffee 165 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,558 or a nasty nut 'n nougat bar in the vending machine? 166 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,226 Harley...You have a better idea, Carter? 167 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:01,440 Well, I mean the fact that the ketamine had such a wide effect, 168 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,358 it was probably airborne, 169 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:06,069 likely administered from the vents or the ducts. 170 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:10,866 That's where I'd start but hey, what do I know, I'm just a peacock. 171 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:17,789 I'm so sorry. 172 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:21,710 Abigail, we found this canister in the ducts filled with ketamine. 173 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:23,795 Fan blew it into the vents. 174 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:25,631 - Looks like Harley was right. - You kidding me? 175 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:28,050 Guys, let's concentrate on the upside here. 176 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,052 - I was right. - Zip it Carter. 177 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:31,512 Thank you. 178 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:33,430 Me and my team will take it from here. 179 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:35,891 Why don't you three go through the surveillance footage. 180 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,601 If you can handle that. 181 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,270 Surveillance footage? What are we rent-a-cops? 182 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:43,857 You don't think Abigail squeezing us out of this investigation 183 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,150 is in any way suspicious? 184 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:46,777 Well, if you would pay attention, 185 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:50,155 maybe we could be the ones cracking the case, right here. 186 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:56,119 Oh no. Abigail's purse just fell. 187 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,538 What the hell are you doing? 188 00:08:57,621 --> 00:09:00,040 That is a Sergeant's personal property. 189 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:02,668 Well she left her purse out here so it's kind of her fault. 190 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:03,752 Yeah you know, 191 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:06,004 some psychologists might say she wanted us to search it. 192 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:07,631 By the way, three hand sanitizers? 193 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,300 Well that explains why she didn't want to shake our hands. 194 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,135 - Guys! - It's a plain view search 195 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,554 which I'm pretty sure is a thing. 196 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:16,348 It's a thing when you have probable cause. 197 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,475 Are you really gonna let Pershing's offspring 198 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,061 just waltz in here and take over our investigation? 199 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,564 In my world, there is something called the chain of command 200 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:27,401 and as abrasive as she may be, Abigail was sent here to do a job. 201 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:28,694 You just have a problem with authority. 202 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:31,280 So get your fingers out of that woman's purse. 203 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,614 Freeze it right there. 204 00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:34,741 That's from four days ago. 205 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:37,369 RAME Duct Works? 206 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:38,996 No. That's a fake name. 207 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,832 It's like a name that a bunch of writers on a TV show would come up with 208 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,542 cause it's easy to clear. 209 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:47,921 It's probably the writer's initials like Roddy, Andy, Michael, Evan? 210 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:49,006 Roddy? 211 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:52,843 Get this, there is no business in Bishop called RAME Duct Works. 212 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,845 So who is the guy in the jacket? 213 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:57,973 Want to explain this Carter? 214 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,308 Oh, if you wanted an autograph 215 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,185 probably should have been nicer to me when we first met. 216 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,103 This whole thing is about you. 217 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,274 We found this in the duct. 218 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,943 "Dear Carter: Real danger, fake detective. 219 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,111 Having fun, yet? 220 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:13,405 Wondering what's next? Celebrate big!" 221 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:14,573 It's a riddle. 222 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,158 I'm gonna have to call in our code department 223 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,660 but there's no question there's a clock on this. 224 00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:19,786 Look how it's signed. 225 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:22,539 - Xoxoxo...? - No, there's a "U" in there. 226 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:26,001 XOXO...U...XO. Is that a mistake? 227 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:30,797 No, UXO is military speak for, "Unexploded Ordinance" 228 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:33,926 i.e., a possible live bomb. 229 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,219 They still find them on the beaches at Normandy, 230 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,595 75 years after World War Two. 231 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,263 I know it's not the same thing 232 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:41,683 but they're holding that 150th beach volleyball tournament 233 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:43,101 down at Calypso Beach right now. 234 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,186 We have to get to that beach... 235 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,104 And we need to bring the bomb squad with us. 236 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,817 Field 26, I need a go signal or all clear. 237 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,028 - Do you have eyes? - All clear! 238 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,905 26 what are we looking at? 239 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,866 Not an explosive, no detonator... 240 00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,785 but I don't know what this thing is. 241 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,747 Hey look, it's me! 242 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,749 North American tour of Greece. 243 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,168 "KABOOM! 244 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:09,294 You got lucky this time. 245 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:12,673 But unless flavor of the month Harley Carter leaves Bishop, 246 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,842 you're gonna get assaulted!" 247 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:21,640 On a positive note, the ice cream truck just got here. 248 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,189 That was the Mayor on the phone. 249 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:31,733 In light of what could have been a major tragedy... 250 00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,068 More of a minor prank. 251 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,696 she's given me full authority to cancel the celebration, 252 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:40,158 including your little high school play, effective immediately. 253 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,956 Okay, you know what, I'm just gonna come out and say it. 254 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,418 Abigail Pershing is the worst. Right? 255 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:52,254 Well, unofficially I got your back but she really scares me. 256 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:55,674 What if this is just an elaborate scheme for her to make a name for herself? 257 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:58,385 - I wasn't thinking that. - How would that work, exactly? 258 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,846 Think about it. She creates the mayhem, 259 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,599 to save the town from mayhem, and become the hero. 260 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,601 - Compelling. - It's not really. 261 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:08,353 She rolls into town from out of nowhere, she's got an attitude. 262 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,898 She is determined to cancel the town celebration. 263 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:14,776 She is the one who finds the notes on the back of my precious head shots. 264 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,654 - She's clearly got it out for me... - Oh, yes. 265 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:18,739 Okay. 266 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,574 I see, so this is about you? 267 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,201 No, that's not what I meant. 268 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:23,410 You're kinda reaching there buddy. 269 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,204 There's something off about Abigail Pershing. 270 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:26,663 I can feel it! 271 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,920 Excuse me, sorry, we're gonna have to commandeer this 272 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,547 and your helmet for a police investigation. 273 00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,382 - Thank you. Hey relax. - Hey! 274 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:38,967 It's the most exciting thing to happen to you 275 00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:41,512 since I walked up to you five seconds ago. 276 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,305 - Thank you. - What are you doing? 277 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:46,141 Just look. That dude was filming the whole time. 278 00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:50,437 Let's see if Abigail Pershing was up to any suspicious activity... 279 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:52,773 - Oh my gosh! - What is it? 280 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:55,692 These new pants I got. Look at me running, they fit me so well. 281 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,361 All that core work is really paying off. 282 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,322 Okay here we go. Sam! Come and take a look at this! 283 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,699 Who is that? 284 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,494 That's Jasper Hightower. He's a veterinarian. 285 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:09,665 Why is Abigail Pershing yelling at a veterinarian? 286 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:12,292 That is a good question. 287 00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,134 Dr. Hightower? Sorry the door... 288 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:23,637 I came here to talk... I'm sorry, what is that smell? 289 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,766 I'm just doing labs on four year old Jason Kinefsky's stool sample. 290 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,434 - On a four year old child? - No, 291 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:32,980 Jason is a Golden Doodle with some pretty severe IBS issues. 292 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,481 I'll say. 293 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,235 Oh my God...Did you just... 294 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,822 No...It's chocolate. 295 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,908 Just chocolate. Yeah with a little nut and caramel. 296 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,869 - Care for one? - No. 297 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,287 Are you my 1PM? 298 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,247 The Cornish Rex with the abscess tooth? 299 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,208 No, I'm Sam Shaw, Bishop PD. 300 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,085 I came to talk to you about Abigail Pershing? 301 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,171 - The Great Dane? - The RCMP Sergeant. 302 00:13:57,254 --> 00:14:00,007 Pershing? Yeah, Pershing. 303 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,009 Remember that name. 304 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:05,345 It's like but I don't I don't know her. 305 00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:08,390 That's funny because, you were seen 306 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:12,436 here arguing with her on video about an hour ago. 307 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,898 Oh, Abigail Pershing. 308 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,650 Yeah, I don't know her, know her. 309 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:21,987 But, I'm just familiar with her, from when she was a kid. 310 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:26,742 You know, when I was a kid and we were both kids. 311 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,077 - What were you talking about? - Oh, we were just catching up. 312 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,997 You know like, hey how's your dad, he's good, how's your dad? 313 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,082 - He's also good. - Okay here's the thing 314 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:37,294 Dr. Hightower, the labs from the attack on the precinct 315 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,795 came back showing traces of ketamine. 316 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,506 What does that have to do with me? 317 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:45,260 Ketamine issued along with other drugs to anesthetize livestock for surgery. 318 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,221 And you're the town veterinarian, 319 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:50,057 and you were seen arguing with the Sergeant 320 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,809 who is investigating that very attack 321 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,521 so it seemed like a fair line of questioning. 322 00:14:56,522 --> 00:15:00,567 Have you had any ketamine go missing lately? 323 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:07,449 Look I told you everything I know and I think I've been very helpful. 324 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:10,744 So, if there's nothing else, please... 325 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,829 leave? 326 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,749 Just so you know, protecting somebody 327 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,293 can make you an accessory after the fact. 328 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,463 You'll excuse me if I don't shake your hand. 329 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,550 Chili time! 330 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:25,634 You're not eating? 331 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,553 No, I'll pass, too salty for me. 332 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:30,681 Gord the fry cook has an itchy salt finger. 333 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,892 - Always has. - Mr. Dwick, a selfie? 334 00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:37,312 Sure of course. 335 00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:42,526 Loved you on "Call Carter". 336 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,820 Not sure what I've seen you in since, 337 00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:47,406 but to me you'll always be Sneeps. 338 00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:48,991 Just indelible. 339 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,742 You're a real weasel. 340 00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:52,744 Thank you. 341 00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:54,621 Oh, you are so sweet. 342 00:15:56,373 --> 00:16:00,252 Oh, I tell you in our business you're lucky to get one role 343 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,337 that people identify with you that strongly. 344 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:06,550 Yeah we had a good time on "Call Carter" but I'm sorta glad that I hung it up. 345 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,136 I mean you remember how close we all got on the show. 346 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:12,723 I feel that way here in Bishop except I don't have to deal with ratings 347 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,016 or worry about getting canceled. 348 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:20,606 Oh, look who it is, the admirable Martin Seymour Hoffman. 349 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,482 You know, I should be pissed at you for ruining the festival, 350 00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,985 if I wasn't so relieved I didn't have to do that stupid scene 351 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,154 - from your stupid show. - You want me to take care of that kid? 352 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,573 You want to blame someone for canceling all these festivities, 353 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,242 look no further than Abigail Pershing! 354 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,372 - Beat it. - Hey you know I gotta go to the restroom. 355 00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:39,917 Sorry guys, I'm so scared of her. 356 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,044 You are going to take this pen 357 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:45,506 and you are going to write down the names of everyone in this town 358 00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:48,884 who has or will have a grudge against you. 359 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:57,309 So they're keeping you sedated till the swelling in your brain goes down. 360 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:02,814 But the nurse said I should feel free to talk to you. 361 00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:04,900 So, here goes. 362 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:11,073 I thought I knew how I wanted things to go in my life. 363 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:15,118 But I don't know, lately I just, I've been thinking that maybe 364 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,246 there's something more out there for me. 365 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:20,624 And I never thought that before you showed up... 366 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,254 And the kiss was good. 367 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,005 It felt good... 368 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:34,304 And also bad because it was just so confusing. 369 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:38,517 It just sparked so many unanswered questions... 370 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:41,270 So here we are. 371 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,690 And now we have a ticking clock of a different kind 372 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,693 and a case that's running away from us. 373 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:54,074 Maybe I should fill you in on what you've missed. 374 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,118 No one has a grudge against me in this town. 375 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,202 Everyone loves me. 376 00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:59,663 A third attack is imminent, and people are in danger. 377 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,749 So, if you truly love Bishop. 378 00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:04,459 Start writing. 379 00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:07,796 And take your time. I wouldn't want you to miss anyone. 380 00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:12,301 What about this guy? 381 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,595 Yes you're right, that man hates you. 382 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:20,142 So the first note brought us to the beach. 383 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,977 So, the second note has to have a clue in it 384 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,354 that tells us where the third attack happens. 385 00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:27,774 "If flavor of the month, Harley Carter doesn't leave, 386 00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:29,735 you will all be assaulted!" 387 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:34,323 If Harley Carter, flavor of the month doesn't leave, you will all be assaulted. 388 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:36,783 Assaulted, assaulted. 389 00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,702 A-salted. 390 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,706 Salt is something you flavor, something you salt, its food. 391 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:47,878 But what would you salt that the whole town would be eating? 392 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,007 I gotta tell ya, 393 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,384 I think there's something funky in that chili. 394 00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:59,973 Mommy, I feel, funny. 395 00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:02,059 I don't feel so good. 396 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,146 Oh my god... 397 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:08,857 We've been poisoned! 398 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,249 Nobody eat that... 399 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:33,131 And, scene. 400 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:37,845 Constable. All evidence to be bagged and tagged. 401 00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:41,890 You mean this mysterious, odd and foreboding medical vial. 402 00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:45,060 A medical vial possibly used in the poisoning of our citizenry? 403 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:48,897 That was curiously found next to the tire of vehicle? 404 00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:50,774 Here's what I'm curious about. 405 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:56,488 All of these police here and the amateur's the one who finds this? 406 00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:59,157 Interesting. Bag it. 407 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,410 We'll send it to an independent lab outside of Bishop. 408 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,037 Cutting Wes out of the picture? 409 00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,331 You still think your girl in on the up and uppies? 410 00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:09,585 What I think is that sometimes ambitious women 411 00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,628 are labeled differently than ambitious men. 412 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,463 This is her crime scene. 413 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,302 Okay, we're gonna have to take this in our own hands. 414 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,887 Oh, yeah and how are we gonna do that? 415 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,555 Depends on how hungry you still are? 416 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,934 What can you tell us about the chili? 417 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,228 - Wow, you gonna be okay? - Yeah. 418 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,355 Well if Gord made it I'm guessing 419 00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:32,566 - it was over-salted. - Right! 420 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:36,862 But it also contained high concentrations of major alkaloids emetine, 421 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,739 methyl cephaeline, and cephaeline, 422 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:41,950 which act locally by irritating the gastric mucosa 423 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:45,287 and centrally by stimulating the medullary chemoreceptor trigger zone. 424 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:51,543 Oh yes, medullary chemoreceptor, trigger zone, yes of course. 425 00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:53,629 - Inglés por favor? - Thank you. 426 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:56,340 It's Ipecac. It basically makes you hurl 427 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,468 and there's worse news. As far as finding a culprit Harley, 428 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,845 you can buy this over the counter at any pharmacy. 429 00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:04,556 So, it could be virtually anyone. 430 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:22,991 Oh, we believe this is the shovel used to dig the hole at the beach. 431 00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:25,202 We found it discarded at a nearby wooded area. 432 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,663 We're still trying to pull a print from the shaft. 433 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:31,124 - He said shaft. - What is literally wrong with you two? 434 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:34,837 - Sam you snuck into the records room? - Yes, I snuck in there. 435 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,588 You're not the only one who can break the rules. 436 00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:38,799 And what I found in there I think you might be right about Abigail. 437 00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:40,300 We have to find her. 438 00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:43,595 - Hey, where's Pershing? - She's in the interrogation room. 439 00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:45,556 I want you to tell me the truth. 440 00:21:45,639 --> 00:21:46,807 What is this? 441 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:48,934 I'm interrogating my prime suspect. 442 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:52,187 - A kid? - He's fifteen 443 00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:55,190 and he's admitted to defacing one of Carter's billboards. 444 00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:58,443 He blacked out his teeth, drew a mustache and horns. 445 00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:01,113 No those weren't horns but yeah, okay, I was trying to get back at him. 446 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,365 Because every day he walks into drama class like he's, 447 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:05,117 he's cooler than Johnny Galecki... 448 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,953 Whoa, I'm not cooler than Johnny Galecki? 449 00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,080 - Why isn't he in here? - Sorry. 450 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:13,208 Too many people in this scene. I'm just waiting for my cue. 451 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,210 I didn't attack anyone! I swear. 452 00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:19,590 The ketamine used in the attack was stolen from your father's cabinet. 453 00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:22,092 He knew it and that's why he lied to me at the beach 454 00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:24,636 to protect you and here's the kicker. 455 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:28,265 We pulled this from your social media and I quote, 456 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:32,686 "Harley Carter has turned this whole town into a crap episode of his crap show. 457 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,147 Time to cancel it and him." 458 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:40,110 Wow Martin? Super rude about my show. I'm pretty sure that was a death threat. 459 00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:41,904 - Harley. - Yeah. 460 00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,156 - I really think my son did it. - Dad! 461 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:47,492 I love my boy but all the evidence is pointing right at him! 462 00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:50,537 Also you should probably read his diary, too! 463 00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:53,081 It's possibly filled with a lot of really dark thoughts. 464 00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:55,667 - You read my diary? - You're supposed to be a genius right? 465 00:22:55,751 --> 00:22:58,712 And under the mattress is the best hiding spot you could think of? 466 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,965 Martin is a self-professed science aficionado. 467 00:23:02,049 --> 00:23:04,635 He'd be capable of knowing how to set up the ketamine 468 00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,887 for maximum effect in the vents. 469 00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,055 Martin? 470 00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:10,766 Yeah of course I know how, that's like science 101. 471 00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:13,352 That is a viable theory, Abigail. 472 00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:14,895 Thank you Sam, glad you approve. 473 00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:17,940 But I have discovered another theory. 474 00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:21,151 Rafalski? Keep an eye on these two for a few minutes. 475 00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:23,320 - That's my suspect. - Not going anywhere. 476 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:27,241 You know in a pinch a toothbrush makes for a handy shiv. 477 00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:28,325 Dad! 478 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:32,913 Angus Pershing did not retire willingly. I read this in his file. 479 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:35,541 I did not know that and it sucks. 480 00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:38,627 - He was forced out... - He gave his life's blood to this town. 481 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:41,046 And I wouldn't blame you if you held Bishop 482 00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:43,924 and maybe even Harley Carter responsible. 483 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:46,760 I mean he didn't exactly make your dad's last year easy. 484 00:23:46,844 --> 00:23:48,804 Excuse me are you accusing me of something? 485 00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:51,181 How could I even do that? 486 00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:54,434 I was assigned this case. I'm not a fortune teller. 487 00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:57,354 Harley, you ready for your show and tell? 488 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,815 Finally. Been waiting for my cue. 489 00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:01,149 Sergeant Pershing. 490 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:05,654 You mind if we take a look see in your purse? Thank you. 491 00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:10,909 We conducted a legal open view search of the contents of your purse 492 00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:13,537 and we found nothing out of the ordinary except for this receipt 493 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,080 for an open pharmacy item. 494 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:17,457 Might it be for ipecac? 495 00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:24,339 Well done, Harley Carter. 496 00:24:24,423 --> 00:24:27,050 But the $18.95 isn't for ipecac. 497 00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:30,971 It's for Werther's Original butter candy. An impulse buy. 498 00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:32,556 Are you proud of yourself? 499 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,349 This is not about the Werther's. 500 00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:36,268 This about the date. 501 00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:41,023 The date you bought those delicious sucking candies four days ago. 502 00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:44,651 Before anything went down, before there was a case to be assigned. 503 00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:48,030 You were here and had access and opportunity to plant everything. 504 00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:50,407 I was in town helping my father. 505 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:52,367 Your father was in Florida playing golf. 506 00:24:52,451 --> 00:24:56,997 He came back for his birthday, but I'm sure you guys forgot about that. 507 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,749 Just like you forgot about him. 508 00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:02,669 And that gives you legs to an alibi... 509 00:25:02,753 --> 00:25:06,882 And that's why I'm going to arrest Martin and hold him responsible. 510 00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:09,510 And I guess that's good news for you Harley Carter. 511 00:25:09,593 --> 00:25:12,179 You get to put on your little high school play. 512 00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:18,185 - I was sure we had her. - We'll get her. 513 00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:19,645 What the hell is going on out there? 514 00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:23,106 - What is that? - There's about thirty more 515 00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:25,359 just like this being paraded around out there, 516 00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:27,236 calling for you to leave town. 517 00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:28,904 I mean the whole station is a madhouse man! 518 00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:37,621 You know, I have never replaced an actor who was incarcerated before. 519 00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:39,581 Couple of dead guys sure. 520 00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:47,047 Toy boat... 521 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:49,758 I can't believe I get to play Sneeps again. 522 00:25:49,842 --> 00:25:52,135 You know, I don't know if I'm excited or nervous. 523 00:25:52,219 --> 00:25:54,221 You know I just, I haven't felt way in a long time. 524 00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:55,556 And I like it. 525 00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:58,141 I doubt anyone's going to show up anyway. 526 00:25:58,225 --> 00:26:00,894 Pershing really torpedoed my cred in this town. 527 00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:03,814 Hey, you know what? 528 00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:08,527 So, what if it doesn't work out in Bishop. You've always got a home in Hollywood. 529 00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:10,821 You know, my couch is your couch. 530 00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:11,905 Actually, it is your couch. 531 00:26:11,989 --> 00:26:13,448 You gave it to me when you moved back here. 532 00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:14,533 Alright. 533 00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:20,289 - Need some help? - No, I got it. 534 00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:23,125 Okay little. 535 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:25,919 Okay, alright, you know, I'm gonna run out grab a smoke 536 00:26:26,003 --> 00:26:27,629 and I'll see you in the scene, buddy. 537 00:26:27,713 --> 00:26:28,964 Yeah. 538 00:26:30,007 --> 00:26:32,342 Harley? I hope this isn't a bad time. 539 00:26:32,426 --> 00:26:35,470 I wouldn't want to break your concentration before the big show. 540 00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:36,847 Doesn't matter. What do you need? 541 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,640 I brought you an opening night present. 542 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:42,394 I was able to identify the person whose prints were on the shovel 543 00:26:42,477 --> 00:26:43,854 we found near the beach. 544 00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:45,981 But, it's odd. 545 00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:55,657 Harley Carter, you've done it again. 546 00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:57,201 - Talking to me? - What are you doing here? 547 00:26:57,284 --> 00:26:59,578 Get out of here! No civilians back stage. Go! 548 00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:03,415 Guys, you're not going to believe this. It's a full house. 549 00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:06,460 You see that, the town does believe in you! 550 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:09,213 People didn't stay away! They had to be turned away! 551 00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:11,173 It's a who's who of Bishop out there! 552 00:27:18,096 --> 00:27:19,097 And we... 553 00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:28,565 Listen to me Charlie Carter, you can walk in here, 554 00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:33,111 derail my investigation, take a lot of cheap shots at my methods, 555 00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:37,074 but I spell murder with an "M", just like the next guy! 556 00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:39,034 So good, he's so good. 557 00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:40,285 Murder... 558 00:27:40,369 --> 00:27:43,997 The end for some but just the beginning for Charlie Carter. 559 00:27:45,123 --> 00:27:46,416 Hey you know what everybody? 560 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,710 You folks, we all know how this scene goes. 561 00:27:48,794 --> 00:27:53,507 I have a theory, Sneeps has a theory, my theory is usually right. 562 00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:56,468 You've seen this scene after scene, 563 00:27:56,552 --> 00:27:58,887 episode after episode, season after season. 564 00:27:58,971 --> 00:28:01,265 - Hey buddy, that's not the line? - Harley, what are you doing? 565 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:03,767 You're going to blow all the cues. He's going to blow all the cues. 566 00:28:03,851 --> 00:28:07,229 We were going to perform for you an episode of "Call Carter" 567 00:28:07,312 --> 00:28:10,065 but I thought we'd try something a little different tonight. 568 00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:13,569 A little something called improvisation. 569 00:28:13,652 --> 00:28:14,945 Hey everybody! 570 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:18,615 That's our rascal of an evidence tech, Wes, right over there. 571 00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:21,827 Let's give him a round of applause everybody yeah! 572 00:28:21,910 --> 00:28:23,328 Yes! 573 00:28:23,412 --> 00:28:25,205 Sit down, Douche Face! 574 00:28:25,289 --> 00:28:29,334 Now Wes actually came to me with a very important piece of information 575 00:28:29,418 --> 00:28:31,753 right before we all took the stage 576 00:28:31,837 --> 00:28:36,425 he gave me the identity of the person whose fingerprints we found on the shovel 577 00:28:36,508 --> 00:28:40,846 that was used to bury the fake bomb at Calypso beach. 578 00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:41,972 And it was none other... 579 00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:45,726 than Abigail Pershing! 580 00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:48,604 That is not true. 581 00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:51,773 Now listen, hold on a second. I said fingerprints 582 00:28:51,857 --> 00:28:55,152 but it was more specifically one fingerprint, 583 00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:57,321 her thumbprint over and over and over again. 584 00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:59,698 All up and down the handle. 585 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:02,993 Now either Abigail is literally all thumbs 586 00:29:03,076 --> 00:29:06,872 or someone planted that thumbprint over and over and over again 587 00:29:07,623 --> 00:29:09,041 in order to implicate her. 588 00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:12,085 It reminded me of an episode of "Call Carter". 589 00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:14,338 Our guest star was actually Corbin Bernsen. 590 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:16,215 Yes, loved him. 591 00:29:16,298 --> 00:29:20,052 Weird bellybutton. Old Corby's got this long like outtie, it's so weird. 592 00:29:20,135 --> 00:29:25,557 But, Corby played Tom Farfugan, this baseball manager/drug smuggler, 593 00:29:25,641 --> 00:29:28,143 who tried to implicate someone by planting their thumbprint 594 00:29:28,227 --> 00:29:30,103 all up and down a baseball bat. 595 00:29:30,187 --> 00:29:31,855 Sadly, the scene had to be cut. 596 00:29:31,939 --> 00:29:36,235 So, only two people in Bishop knew about that scene. 597 00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:38,070 Myself. 598 00:29:39,863 --> 00:29:41,990 And Dwick Brisebois! 599 00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:47,955 It was you Dwick who gassed the precinct with ketamine. 600 00:29:48,497 --> 00:29:52,125 It was you who planted the fake bomb at Calypso beach, 601 00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:54,670 and it was you who tainted the chili 602 00:29:54,753 --> 00:30:00,217 and it was you who wrote those notes on the back of my precious headshots! 603 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,760 That's ridiculous! 604 00:30:02,678 --> 00:30:04,847 You're accusing me based on some old footage 605 00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:06,557 that nobody's ever even seen. 606 00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:11,937 How very Sneepsian of you. 607 00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:16,233 Well let me implicate you within an inch of your life. 608 00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:17,943 Dwick used his science background... 609 00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:20,946 Believe or not I myself was a bit of a science nerd. 610 00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:25,576 To fill the aerosol cans with the ketamine he stole from the town veterinarian... 611 00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:28,620 When Sam told me the cabinet looked like it'd been broken into, 612 00:30:28,704 --> 00:30:30,914 I remembered the bandage on Dwick's hand. 613 00:30:30,998 --> 00:30:35,586 Dwick then placed the cans in the ducts at the Precinct. 614 00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:38,213 You used my suspicion of Abigail Pershing to frame her. 615 00:30:38,297 --> 00:30:39,590 She creates the mayhem, 616 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:41,008 to save the town from the mayhem, 617 00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:42,426 - to be the hero. - Compelling. 618 00:30:42,509 --> 00:30:44,761 Dwick claimed he needed to use the restroom 619 00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:47,973 so he could slip out and plant the ipecac in Abigail's car. 620 00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:50,225 But it was locked, so he placed the bottle by the tire. 621 00:30:50,309 --> 00:30:52,436 Then he pretended to be sick from the chili 622 00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:53,729 I gotta tell ya. 623 00:30:53,812 --> 00:30:55,731 I think there's something funky in that chili. 624 00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:57,566 Even though he hadn't eaten any 625 00:30:57,649 --> 00:31:00,485 cause he knew it was filled with stomach clearing ipecac. 626 00:31:00,569 --> 00:31:02,237 But all that would have been circumstantial 627 00:31:02,321 --> 00:31:05,073 without hardcore physical evidence like prints 628 00:31:05,157 --> 00:31:08,076 which you pulled off of Abigail's mug at the diner. 629 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,538 And then disguised yourself as RCMP in order to get access. 630 00:31:11,622 --> 00:31:14,625 - Hey, where's Perishing? - She's in the interrogation room. 631 00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:17,002 And plant those prints on the shovel. 632 00:31:17,085 --> 00:31:20,797 We all know being an actor is the most important job on a TV show. 633 00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:22,799 Don't tell the writer's I said that. 634 00:31:24,426 --> 00:31:28,722 And as actors we have our go-to's, our tricks of the trade. 635 00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:33,894 Dwick, yours is your elaborate handwriting on the murder board. 636 00:31:33,977 --> 00:31:36,438 Did you know you can positively identify someone 637 00:31:36,522 --> 00:31:39,024 based on their handwriting the same way you can 638 00:31:39,107 --> 00:31:41,527 from a fingerprint like for example, 639 00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:44,321 the curve of your "R" here on the murder board 640 00:31:44,404 --> 00:31:47,866 matches the curve of the "R" on the note 641 00:31:47,950 --> 00:31:50,369 written on the back of my precious headshot. 642 00:31:53,330 --> 00:31:55,874 Why, Dwick, why? 643 00:31:57,334 --> 00:32:00,462 We had such a fun time shooting "Call Carter". 644 00:32:01,171 --> 00:32:03,382 But maybe that's the reason right there. 645 00:32:03,465 --> 00:32:05,926 When "Call Carter" ended you couldn't get another job. 646 00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:09,471 You were typecast as Sneeps. So, what do you do? 647 00:32:09,555 --> 00:32:12,558 You try and get the good people of Bishop to turn against me, 648 00:32:12,641 --> 00:32:14,476 to force me back to Hollywood, 649 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,437 so we would have to resume shooting "Call Carter". 650 00:32:17,521 --> 00:32:20,732 But you underestimated the good people of Bishop. 651 00:32:20,816 --> 00:32:22,734 These are my people. 652 00:32:22,818 --> 00:32:26,363 Where no amount of ketamine, or fake bombs 653 00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:31,743 or tainted chili could stop us from celebrating our town! 654 00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:46,967 Ladies and gentlemen Chief Boyle! 655 00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:54,641 You know Carter, starting to like this acting thing. 656 00:32:54,725 --> 00:32:56,935 You're a natural. They love you. 657 00:33:03,108 --> 00:33:04,401 You know what everybody, get up here. 658 00:33:04,484 --> 00:33:07,279 Dot, Wes, Dave get up here. 659 00:33:07,362 --> 00:33:09,615 Everybody come on up it's time to bow. 660 00:33:09,698 --> 00:33:12,492 Where's my cast? Come on everybody. 661 00:33:12,576 --> 00:33:16,205 Oh yeah, enjoy it, take your bow folks. 662 00:33:16,288 --> 00:33:17,289 Yes! 663 00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:19,541 Alright everybody 664 00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:21,752 we're gonna jump up on three for the freeze frame. 665 00:33:21,835 --> 00:33:23,378 One, two, three! 666 00:33:28,091 --> 00:33:31,220 I'm in a coma for two seconds and the whole town falls apart. 667 00:33:32,095 --> 00:33:34,389 To pieces. You feeling okay? 668 00:33:37,226 --> 00:33:39,686 Harley Carter, he's something, isn't he? 669 00:33:39,770 --> 00:33:41,980 Oh, he is something. 670 00:33:43,232 --> 00:33:47,194 Hey listen, I was made to understand that, 671 00:33:47,277 --> 00:33:50,447 you were by my side in the hospital. Thank you. 672 00:33:51,907 --> 00:33:53,909 Were you? Did you? 673 00:33:56,245 --> 00:34:00,457 Of course, I mean you're, you're one of us now. You're family. 674 00:34:00,541 --> 00:34:04,378 Yeah, well I really feel part of the town largely because of you. 675 00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:07,881 That's sweet... why do I feel a "but" coming? 676 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,426 NYPD wants me back. 677 00:34:12,344 --> 00:34:14,304 They offered me a job. A big job. 678 00:34:16,014 --> 00:34:20,102 Good for you, that's, when did you find out? 679 00:34:20,185 --> 00:34:23,772 Actually I've known for a couple weeks. 680 00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:26,066 Listen, Sam, I want you to understand that... 681 00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:29,820 everything I said to you the first time we met 682 00:34:29,903 --> 00:34:31,864 in my office was all true. 683 00:34:32,531 --> 00:34:36,034 But there's a fire in my belly that's calling me back to the action. 684 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,412 It's just in my bones. 685 00:34:40,873 --> 00:34:44,168 Well, I think you should follow your bones. 686 00:34:44,710 --> 00:34:49,173 There is one big question mark that's making this decision a lot harder. 687 00:34:50,215 --> 00:34:51,967 - And that's you. - Me? 688 00:34:52,676 --> 00:34:54,094 Us. 689 00:34:55,137 --> 00:34:56,138 Us... 690 00:34:56,847 --> 00:35:00,642 Look Sam, I am not a man who plays games, not at this point in my life. 691 00:35:01,310 --> 00:35:04,771 I think there's a lot of potential for us. 692 00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:10,235 I just want a chance to turn that question mark 693 00:35:10,319 --> 00:35:13,071 into something else... 694 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:21,205 So this morning I finally got the results from my mail in DNA kit... 695 00:35:22,372 --> 00:35:26,001 Turns out I'm not exotic, Harl. I'm not even a little bit Dutch. 696 00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:29,505 I'm a 100% Northern Canadian guy... 697 00:35:30,589 --> 00:35:32,883 But ya know what? I'm happy being me. 698 00:35:33,884 --> 00:35:36,512 And I'm grateful for you and what we have. 699 00:35:36,595 --> 00:35:37,846 I what we have too. 700 00:35:37,930 --> 00:35:41,266 I think we got a few more years in us, a few more seasons. 701 00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:44,645 Me, you, and Sam. At least until we get a streaming deal. 702 00:35:49,066 --> 00:35:50,567 Look who it is. 703 00:35:50,651 --> 00:35:52,152 - What's going down? - What up? 704 00:35:52,236 --> 00:35:53,862 Yeah, boom. 705 00:35:53,946 --> 00:35:56,198 Oh, what, why? 706 00:35:59,409 --> 00:36:00,953 Please don't make Dave do that again. 707 00:36:01,036 --> 00:36:02,538 - It wasn't great. - See you guys. 708 00:36:02,621 --> 00:36:03,664 Yeah, I know. 709 00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:07,876 It's a nice night. 710 00:36:09,211 --> 00:36:10,212 Nice town. 711 00:36:12,256 --> 00:36:13,257 Yeah... 712 00:36:16,552 --> 00:36:17,678 you ever think about that night? 713 00:36:18,846 --> 00:36:20,180 What night? 714 00:36:20,264 --> 00:36:22,933 That night you were supposed to meet me on the boardwalk. 715 00:36:24,518 --> 00:36:27,604 We were supposed to have a date, but you never showed up. 716 00:36:30,399 --> 00:36:32,526 I'm so sorry, I don't remember. 717 00:36:36,738 --> 00:36:39,908 In a way, I feel like I've been waiting for you ever since. 718 00:36:42,411 --> 00:36:44,246 Harl, I gotta ask you. 719 00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:48,709 That night when we were outside of the car, 720 00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:52,588 the night before Dave married a bank robber. 721 00:36:53,881 --> 00:36:55,841 When you leaned in to kiss me... 722 00:36:58,010 --> 00:37:02,514 - was that really about Boyle, or... - What are you asking? 723 00:37:06,226 --> 00:37:08,604 Boyle is going back to New York. 724 00:37:09,521 --> 00:37:11,315 He got his old job back with a promotion. 725 00:37:13,942 --> 00:37:15,903 - That's great. - Yeah. 726 00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:19,489 He asked me to join him. 727 00:37:20,616 --> 00:37:24,786 Well, to go there and work. He thinks I'm ready. 728 00:37:24,870 --> 00:37:28,749 Yeah you are ready. You've always been ready. 729 00:37:29,374 --> 00:37:30,584 So you think I should go? 730 00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:34,671 I think it's only important what you think. 731 00:37:36,173 --> 00:37:39,718 Well, I mean I think it would be a huge opportunity. 732 00:37:39,801 --> 00:37:44,097 You know, I mean, have I fantasized about something like that? Maybe. 733 00:37:44,932 --> 00:37:47,809 It'd be a big learning curve I'm sure, 734 00:37:47,893 --> 00:37:49,478 - but... - I guess what I'm asking is... 735 00:37:53,941 --> 00:37:55,526 what do you think about Boyle? 736 00:37:57,653 --> 00:37:59,154 I think he's terrific. 737 00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:02,115 I mean I don't know if there is anything real there 738 00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:06,495 but I would be lying if I said I wasn't curious to find out. 739 00:38:08,288 --> 00:38:10,207 Well that's two reasons right there. 740 00:38:13,961 --> 00:38:18,257 Okay, lot to think about then. 741 00:38:32,396 --> 00:38:33,397 Hey Harl? 742 00:38:34,398 --> 00:38:35,399 Yeah? 743 00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:39,695 If I go, you'll come visit, right? 744 00:38:43,323 --> 00:38:44,366 You kidding? 745 00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:49,872 You and me in New York, Coney dogs, going to see "Cats" the musical, 746 00:38:49,955 --> 00:38:51,373 mouthing all the words? 747 00:38:52,583 --> 00:38:54,793 We would crush that city. 748 00:38:58,255 --> 00:38:59,548 Good. 749 00:39:01,842 --> 00:39:05,387 Red converse, no laces, 750 00:39:07,014 --> 00:39:09,349 a Smiths T-shirt, torn jean jacket... 751 00:39:11,059 --> 00:39:13,896 That's what you were wearing that night in high school on the boardwalk. 752 00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:20,110 You were there. 753 00:39:27,326 --> 00:39:29,411 I thought you were the most beautiful girl, 754 00:39:30,704 --> 00:39:34,208 the most beautiful person, I had ever seen. 755 00:39:34,291 --> 00:39:37,127 I was terrified that I was gonna screw it up. 756 00:39:37,211 --> 00:39:39,171 I kept having this thought, this vision, 757 00:39:41,215 --> 00:39:42,883 I would disappoint you someday. 758 00:39:45,469 --> 00:39:46,845 So here we are tonight. 759 00:39:48,722 --> 00:39:49,765 You're still the most beautiful, 760 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,978 still terrified that I'm gonna screw it up, 761 00:39:55,062 --> 00:40:00,359 but I also know we rarely get second chances in life. 762 00:40:00,442 --> 00:40:02,569 And I'm not gonna make that same mistake again. 763 00:40:06,823 --> 00:40:09,326 Don't go Sam. Don't. 764 00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:11,828 Stay. 765 00:40:12,704 --> 00:40:16,124 I know it's not my place and I have no right to tell you that. 766 00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:18,585 I'm not going to stand in the way of your dreams. 767 00:40:18,669 --> 00:40:20,045 I got to chase mine, 768 00:40:20,754 --> 00:40:22,589 but if you think we have the slightest chance, 769 00:40:22,673 --> 00:40:24,007 the slightest chance... 770 00:40:25,259 --> 00:40:26,426 Stay. 771 00:40:28,136 --> 00:40:29,763 I'm asking you to stay. 772 00:40:34,935 --> 00:40:36,144 Look at that. 773 00:40:37,479 --> 00:40:40,941 I walked us right into a cliff-hanger.