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The first time I came to this place,
I wondered how a place so beautiful,
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so perfect could make me so sad.
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Eventually figured out it, it's because
I had no one to share it with.
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I feel like I know you so well,
but I don't know you at all.
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Tuesday can't come soon enough.
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Drop it!
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Oh my God. No!
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Guy out with his metal detector
this morning found the body.
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- Metal detector guy check out?
- Oh, yeah. Barn Phillips
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he splits his leisure time between
metal detecting and blackout drinking.
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Is he known to get violent
on his way to blackout?
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Sir, the only thing that Barn
is murdering is his liver.
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- Okay, Shaw...
- Yeah.
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What's it going to take to get
you to stop calling me "sir"?
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Well, you could step down,
make me the chief, that would do it.
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I cannot, in good conscience,
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turn over the reins to someone
who hasn't taken
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their marksmanship recertification test.
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- That this week?
- This week is the last week, yes.
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There are slots Wednesday at six,
Thursday at eight.
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Actually, I'm going in tonight at nine.
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What times work for you?
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Thursday at eight, you said,
and Wednesday at six, I mean, I--
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come to think of it,
I could probably do tonight.
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Yeah, I could, I can make that work. Yup.
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Great. Tonight.
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- I'll book us in.
- Great.
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What do we got?
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Male, mid-to-late twenties.
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Initial examination shows evidence
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of blunt force trauma
to the back of the head.
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- Identification?
- Not yet.
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We did find a cell phone a few feet away,
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but we haven't been able to unlock it yet.
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No other ID on him,
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I did find something interesting, though.
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More interesting than
a bubble-wrapped body?
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About even, I'd say.
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You know, some people
have this weird fetish
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where they need to pop these things.
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Not me, but some...
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See, I can stop at one.
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Wes?
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I found this tucked into the waistband
of his jeans.
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- Calling card?
- You think?
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I don't know, but if it's calling card,
it could indicate more to come.
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Yeah, more we haven't found yet.
Could we take a look?
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I was just waiting for you two.
Little help?
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Well, I don't recognize him.
We're gonna have to get into that phone.
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I don't feel good about that one.
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- You know what surprises me?
- What?
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That we walked into a genuinely
interesting mystery
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and there's no sign of Harley Carter.
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Well, if it's as interesting
as you say it is,
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he will be up to his neck in it
by the second act.
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- Yeah, you're starting to talk like him.
- Oh, I know.
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Hey, is that little girl still giving me
the stink eye?
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- Oh, yeah. Big time.
- Yeah, well, tough.
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I got to this horse first,
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- I won it fair and square.
- Hey,
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not that I don't love getting chicken pox,
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but, is there a reason
why we're here right now?
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I got a message last night
on one of the Call Carter message boards
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from a potential client
saying to meet him here.
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It was signed "Precocious Eight-year-old."
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Could be any one of these people.
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I'm thinking maybe
the red-haired kid back there.
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- He looks a little suspicious.
- The one that's eating his snot?
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- Are you kidding me? There's no way.
- Be cool.
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Hey, did we just get "psst-ed" at?
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- Hey, guys!
- It's Vijay!
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Vijay, when did you get back into town?
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- Yesterday!
- Why didn't you call us?
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Hey, you can't do that!
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Hey. I did, I sent you a note.
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- I'm the Precocious eight-year-old.
- You're the client?
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Yeah.
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Hop on horse, man! Come on!
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That's a very bad idea.
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- Can you stop this?
- Sorry, buddy.
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Harley paid for a whole hour.
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- I'm just surprisingly unfit.
- Take my hand!
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Why all the secrecy?
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- It's bad. It's really bad.
- Well, how bad can it be?
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Well, try Call Carter
episode 308 kind of bad.
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You killed Jeff Probst
the host of Survivor?
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Was that episode 308? No.
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What was the one where Blake Shelton
falls in love online,
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then is falsely accused of killing her?
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You fell in love with someone
who's now dead?
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No, and maybe.
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You know how I monitor
the Call Carter message boards?
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- Of course. Who doesn't?
- I don't.
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Well, there was this one guy I was talking
to @jitterjuicejoe and that one night,
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- well, it turned into two nights...
- Oh, you fell in love online.
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I don't know.
I've never done anything like this before
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and he was special.
Yeah, and he was from Bishop,
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unlike the fakes and flakes in Hollywood.
So, yeah, I got my hopes up.
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And I hopped on a plane yesterday
and we were supposed to meet last night,
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but, he didn't show up.
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- And then, you found him dead?
- No, I didn't find him at all!
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I don't know his name.
He was @jitterjuicejoe
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and I was always @BrownSugar.
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If anything happened to him,
@BrownSugar's gonna be all over his phone.
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No, not exactly.
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When we finally got around
to exchanging photos,
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I sent him a photo of you and I
at Mo Better Meaty Meat Burgers.
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You know, the one where
I had perfect hair.
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I remember it. You looked amazing.
What's your point?
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Well, he looked at the picture
and got confused.
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Oh my God. He thought he was flirting
with Harley Carter
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- on the message boards.
- Yeah.
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You tricked someone
into falling in love with me?
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- 'Cause that's Harley's job.
- I liked him so much,
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I didn't want to tell him the truth.
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If you like someone that much,
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that's exactly when you're supposed
to tell them the truth.
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I know. And now he's gonna hate me.
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And either he's dead or not,
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I don't know,
but I'm gonna be accused of murder
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and I don't know what to do!
I'm freaking out right now, Harley!
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Just calm down, Vijay. Calm down.
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Yeah. Okay, can I be this guy?
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Do you think maybe it's possible
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that this is just a case of he's just not
that into you and you got ghosted?
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- Oh, Dave, come on.
- What?
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The guy thought he was meeting me.
Of course he's gonna show up.
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Come back when you have something
that's useful.
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Vijay, don't worry.
We'll find this guy and he'll be fine.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You think we're gonna let anything happen
to the man who loves me?
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Carter
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Hey, Dot, Vijay's gonna crash
with us for a little while.
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- He's gonna sleep on the couch.
- Or I could get your old crib.
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Well, I'm taller than you.
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I'm only three feet tall,
so I wouldn't sound so proud.
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Dave Leigh, I need to speak
to you for a second.
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Oh, Dave's in trouble.
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Nah, she's all bark.
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- David! Now!
- Okay.
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All right, Vijay, tell me whether you know
about @jitterjuicejoe,
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and don't say he's wonderful
'cause there's a million Mr. Wonderfuls
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out there, no one's ever gonna hook up
with them.
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- Job?
- Yes, but I don't know what it is.
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- Okay. Family?
- I know he has a mom.
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Thank you. That narrows it down
to the entire human race.
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- What did you two talk about?
- Everything.
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Yeah, I know his favourite song
it's "Mr. Blue Sky."
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I know he loves his dad,
but doesn't know whether he likes him.
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I know he wants to make his mark
on the world,
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but also hates that he wants
to make his mark on the world.
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- I know tons!
- Come on, I need real clues here.
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Think.
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He sent me a video from his apartment.
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Let's go.
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Hey, can you keep the cops out of this?
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- Why?
- Because if something did happen,
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I'd be the number one suspect.
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No. I would be the number one suspect.
Thank you for that.
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Yeah, for like two seconds,
then it'd be all Vijay, all the time.
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And then, the agency will find out
I'm not in Aspen,
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pitching Topher Grace
and they will fire me.
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You have to promise no police,
a Harley Carter promise.
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- I promise.
- Okay.
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All right, let's see this.
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It isn't much, but it's home.
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I haven't let anyone inside since Mark,
but I think I'm ready, so come over.
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I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
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Bye.
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Who's Mark?
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His last boyfriend.
Yeah, he broke Jitterjuicejoe's heart.
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You didn't think last boyfriend
was more important than "Mr. Blue Sky"?
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Now, we watch it again.
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It isn't much, but...
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Yeah, I'd be happy to drive you into town,
but what's wrong with your car?
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I might need a getaway driver.
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We're not robbing any banks, are we?
'Cause fool me once...
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I just need someone
and it can't be Harley.
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- Will you do it?
- Yeah, of course.
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But you didn't say
we're not robbing any banks.
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Hey, where are you going?
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I don't answer to you!
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Sam?
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They unlocked this phone
we found near the crime scene.
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- Anything interesting?
- I'm gonna say yes.
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It belongs to a guy named Ben Lyndecker.
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Should I know that name?
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- Maybe. Can I read you a text?
- Yeah.
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"I can't swim,
but I'm ready to drown in you."
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It's a little cheesy,
but the sentiments are lovely.
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- Point, please?
- There's tons of these
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and they're all...
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from Harley Carter,
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who sometimes calls himself
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- @BrownSugar.
- What?
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"You're a mystery
I look forward to solving."
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Harley?
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Are you messing with me?
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- No.
- No.
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Oh, well, that was just...
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that was more graphic than I had expected.
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- I know where @jitterjuicejoe lives.
- How?
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You would know too,
if you weren't just pretending to be me.
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You see, you watch this video
with only one of your senses.
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I watched with all five of mine
and a sixth sense
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that I haven't come up
with a cool name for yet.
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Okay, first things first, that...
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that's a garbage truck. By the timecode,
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we can see this video was taken
on a Tuesday morning.
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So, we look up
what neighborhoods in Bishop
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that gets its garbage picked-up
on Tuesday morning.
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Next up, you hear that?
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- An elevator.
- Right.
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So, what are we looking for?
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Apartment building. Nice.
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Now, look at the coffee mug.
It says "Phil's Fuels."
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There are three Phil's Fuels in Bishop,
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but one in a neighborhood
that gets its garbage picked up
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on Tuesdays mornings.
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- Okay. I'm impressed.
- I'm not done.
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See the light coming through the window?
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Now, this church steeple
across the street,
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the light gets blocked
only on the first floors,
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so, we're looking at the second floor,
but I already knew that.
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What? How?
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Look at your boy.
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On the windowsill, right in back of him?
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All right, let's go in
and see if anyone's home.
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Wait. What if I'm wrong?
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What if he found out I'm not you
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and Dave's right
and I'm just being ghosted?
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Vijay, whatever we find up there
is gonna to be the truth
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or at least get us one step
closer to the truth,
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and that's always a good thing.
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No. That's easy for you to say
'cause you're you.
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Being Harley Carter is only
two thirds amazing natural ability
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00:10:56,448 --> 00:11:00,577
and one third having the confidence
in that amazing natural ability.
238
00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,538
You know what, Vijay?
Show me your confident walk.
239
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:05,457
Come on, do it.
Yes. Work. Supermodel walking.
240
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:08,418
Yes! Confidence, here we go. Keep going.
241
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,255
Vijay are you trying to seduce me?
'Cause it's working!
242
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,340
Sashay. Chante.
243
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,217
Vijay, come!
244
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,343
What?
245
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,763
Okay, now that we're in,
how do we get inside Ben's apartment?
246
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,099
Vijay, you mistake me
for a man with a plan.
247
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,559
That's Matt Leblanc.
248
00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:27,187
I never go in prepared,
there's no fun in that.
249
00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:32,693
Things and people always have
a way of revealing themselves.
250
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,864
Oh, hey. See what I'm talking about?
251
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,740
Ma'am...I am--
252
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:40,742
- Hi.
- Harley Carter, I know who you are,
253
00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:42,244
and I know why you're here.
254
00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,663
I know all about you
because Ben's told me all about you.
255
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,415
Oh. All good things I hope.
256
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,250
Otherwise, I hope you don't have a...
257
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,586
Twitter account. This is my good buddy.
258
00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:52,713
- He may have killed someone.
- No.
259
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,882
Are you here to see Ben?
Because I haven't seen him lately.
260
00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,592
Maybe for a couple days.
I'm the neighbour.
261
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,177
I'm Roz. I'm always around here.
262
00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:02,014
I know, kind of like a character
in a TV show, huh?
263
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,725
No. Those character are always annoying,
264
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:08,478
you know, crazy,
statement jewelry that's not you.
265
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,731
Any idea where we might find Ben?
266
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,024
Well, I thought that he was with you
267
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,442
because he told me you had a date.
268
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,944
He's a good boy, so please don't play
with his heart.
269
00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:19,239
Oh, yeah, I'll be kind to him.
I'm a very generous lover.
270
00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:21,408
We were supposed to meet up,
but he never showed
271
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,285
and now I'm worried.
272
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,746
Well, tell you what,
I water his plants when he's away,
273
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,289
so I do have a key.
274
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:33,295
Whoa. It's perfect. Nice.
275
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,215
Feels so weird being in your potential
boyfriend's house
276
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,175
before you've met your actual boyfriend.
277
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:39,927
It's perfect.
278
00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,804
What is that ungodly smell?
279
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,598
Yeah, and the beeping.
280
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,350
It's an alarm clock.
281
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,268
The lessons continue.
What does that tell us?
282
00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:50,687
The snooze button's broken.
283
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,732
I don't know. Wait, where are you going?
284
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:57,861
I am following my nose
285
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,364
to the source of that remarkable smell.
286
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,203
This was in the sink.
287
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,581
Probably put in there to thaw.
I'd say it's a little past due.
288
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:14,378
This is the apartment of someone
who 100% was meant to come home.
289
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,587
But didn't.
290
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,175
No. Dude, don't answer that.
291
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,219
Hello?
292
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,680
This is Detective Sam Shaw
from Bishop P.D.
293
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:28,392
Am I speaking with Ben Lyndecker?
294
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:32,020
No, this is the Leif Gunterbloom.
I am a travel writer,
295
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:34,606
writing about the topiaries here
in Bishop.
296
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:37,234
Harley. What is going on?
297
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,986
Man! What gave me away?
298
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,904
Was it the topiaries? Little too quirky.
299
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,907
Why are you answering
Ben Lyndecker's phone? Put him on.
300
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,368
He's not home right now.
301
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,995
Then why are you doing in his apartment?
302
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:52,541
And Harley, that is the first
of many questions I have for you.
303
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,751
- Maybe I should come down.
- Maybe?
304
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,839
Okay, you can't tell her I'm here. Okay?
You made a promise.
305
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,466
I'll try to.
You stay here in case he shows up.
306
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,385
Wait, no. What if he does show up?
307
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,511
I don't know what to say!
308
00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:07,014
Also, this is not the outfit
I pictured myself wearing.
309
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,141
We don't have time to buy you
a fireman's outfit right now.
310
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,101
We want him to show up,
it means he's alive.
311
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,353
I know, but I don't know what--Harley...
312
00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:15,898
You're gonna do great.
Just don't touch anything.
313
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:25,908
Hi, Ben. Hey, Vijay here.
314
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:28,076
I know.
315
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,662
I know. I'd be disappointed too.
316
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,841
Oh, crap.
317
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,052
You think you can just drag me in here,
318
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:49,139
rake me over the coals and treat me like
I'm some two-bit hoodlum?
319
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,141
Like we haven't had a history, Sam?
320
00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:53,685
Harley, you were the one
who insisted on doing this in here.
321
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:55,395
I was perfectly fine at my desk.
322
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,941
I just wanted to see what it was like
on this side of the table.
323
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:02,653
Wow, it's a whole different energy!
You know?
324
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,905
I never get cast as criminals.
325
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,323
I guess it's the dimples
326
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,784
Harley, Ben Lyndecker's phone
327
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,161
was found at a crime scene, near a body.
328
00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:12,371
A body?
329
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,958
We're 100% sure it was not Ben's body?
330
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:19,795
Yes, but could be a connection between
that body and this phone.
331
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,589
- Can I see the body?
- No, but you can see the phone
332
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:26,760
because there are tons of gushingly
romantic texts from you.
333
00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:28,846
"We haven't even met
and I feel like you know me
334
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,514
better than most of my so-called friends.
335
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,433
Like you see the real me,
the version that I hope to be."
336
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,103
- I didn't write that.
- I know.
337
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,897
I called Ben's work.
They haven't seen him in three days.
338
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,148
They are very worried.
339
00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:41,650
There is clearly a connection
340
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,611
between the body at the beach
and your missing person.
341
00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,363
So, Harley, no more games.
342
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,073
Your client could be that connection.
343
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:49,700
He isn't.
344
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:52,661
- I'm the client.
- Vijay, what--
345
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:53,871
what the hell is going on?
346
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,122
I'm @BrownSugar.
347
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,875
Well, technically, I am @BrownSugar
348
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:02,004
Ben Lyndecker and I
were sort of pre-dating online.
349
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:04,965
But there was some confusion
and he thought I was Harley.
350
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,675
And you didn't correct him.
351
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,218
I messed up, yes.
352
00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,262
But we were supposed to meet up
and I was going to come clean,
353
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:11,722
but he never showed.
354
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,975
Well, his phone was found beside
a dead body.
355
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,393
Not Ben's body.
356
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,437
But we need to know everything
that you know.
357
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,898
Well, that's why I'm here.
I think I have a suspect.
358
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:22,691
I found this.
359
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:27,070
It's a restraining order filed
by Ben against a Mark Turner.
360
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,822
- The ex-boyfriend.
- Apparently,
361
00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:30,908
but he never said anything
about a restraining order.
362
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,743
Okay. Well, I need to run this, find out
363
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,161
who and where this guy is.
364
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,787
This is good. Stay close.
365
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,539
This might be the break that we need.
366
00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:39,499
Oh, Vijay, I'm glad you met someone.
367
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,419
Well, technically, I met someone,
368
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:44,338
but yeah, congrats, Vijay.
369
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,881
Hey, so, uh, what do we do now?
370
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,634
We don't do anything.
I am going back to the apartment.
371
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,969
You are going to my house to relax.
372
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,472
Relax? How?
373
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,185
Okay, we're here.
374
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,436
Now, can you tell me why?
375
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,189
You cannot tell this to Harley. Promise.
376
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:03,899
Okay. I promise.
377
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:06,944
I'm having coffee with a man.
Don't say anything!
378
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,450
It's too early. I can't do this. Drive.
379
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,245
Stop. This is ridiculous.
380
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:17,454
I'm a young woman,
381
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:20,332
and this is what Koji would have wanted.
He told me so.
382
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:24,169
I need adult, human conversation.
383
00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:26,672
I can't sit at home,
listening to you and Harley
384
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:30,759
argue about Pizza Pockets
vs. Hot Pockets every night.
385
00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:34,596
So, a person showed me
how to use an online dating service.
386
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,641
I was only on for one day
and someone asked me for a coffee
387
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,935
because, obviously, I'm hot stuff.
388
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,771
I let him dangle for two weeks,
389
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,524
but last night...
390
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:47,526
I said yes.
391
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,612
I think this is the right thing to do,
392
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:53,115
and then I think about Harley finding out
393
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,825
and I think it's the wrong thing to do.
394
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,744
Dot, it's just coffee! That's it.
395
00:17:57,828 --> 00:18:01,081
You deserve to real conversation
and connecting with someone.
396
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:04,084
And...I'm proud of you for this.
397
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,462
And everybody knows
it's all about the Hot Pockets, okay?
398
00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:09,631
End of debate. Now, go. Get out of here.
399
00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:11,300
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
400
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:16,972
Wait for a minute
just in case he's a psycho.
401
00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:19,892
Like you can't handle a psycho.
402
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,935
True. Go.
403
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,562
Yeah. Okay.
404
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,825
- Oh.
- Hey.
405
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,702
Something's really happening
and you're investigating,
406
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,579
and I know exactly what you're thinking.
407
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,331
I'd love to know what I'm thinking.
408
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,249
You're thinking, "Oh, yeah, here she is,
409
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,961
the nosy neighbour, huh, pretending
to ask all the innocent questions,
410
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:49,505
but really she knows something
411
00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:52,216
and she's asking questions
to figure out what you know."
412
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,759
I honestly wasn't thinking that.
413
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:58,055
But now you are. And the longer I talk,
the more suspicious it seems.
414
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,265
And now, if I say I don't know anything,
415
00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:02,142
it's really going to look like
I know something.
416
00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:05,812
And, hey, how 'bout me having the key
to Ben's apartment at the ready?
417
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:08,065
Huh? You think I did it, don't you?
418
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,609
- Did what?
- Whatever it is you think I did.
419
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:11,735
Hey.
420
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,403
Remember when you said
421
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:16,281
you're like the neighbour down
the hall in all those TV shows?
422
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:19,826
Not true.
You've already had way too many lines.
423
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:22,037
Those people don't never get
this much screen time.
424
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,081
Thank you.
425
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:46,144
- Hello?
- Hey, Vijay, when you were here,
426
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,272
you didn't happen to leave a gun
on the table, did you?
427
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,275
Gun? What? No. Of course not.
428
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,609
And I would tell you.
429
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,945
Did you take a bath in my tub?
430
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:58,073
You told me to relax!
And how did you know?
431
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,325
Either swapped faces with John Travolta
432
00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:03,370
or you're wearing
my Brazilian mahogany nut
433
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:04,705
skin conditioning mask.
434
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,373
You know how expensive those things are?
435
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:09,668
Okay, now that is crazy.
How could you possibly--
436
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:13,088
Because I'm a detective
and the way you said the word "relax",
437
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:16,675
it sounded like your face was in a vice.
Can you tell me what I'm doing right now?
438
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,886
No, you can't,
because you only have five senses!
439
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,771
Hey.
440
00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:31,648
- I know who you are.
- Harley Carter.
441
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:33,025
You're in that root beer commercial,
right?
442
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,359
Roobidoo's Root Beer.
443
00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:36,862
- The Cadillac of root beers.
- Cadillac of root beers, yeah.
444
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,615
Who are you?
445
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,325
Dennis.
446
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,453
Dennis. I'm a real old friend of Ben's.
447
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:45,787
And I heard he might be in trouble,
448
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:47,581
so I wanted to come by,
see if I could help.
449
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,750
Yeah, same here.
450
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:52,252
This is great.
Two heads are better than one.
451
00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:54,463
You search that side of the apartment
I'll search this side.
452
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:55,714
Sure.
453
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,634
- Thanks, Mark.
- Yep.
454
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,135
Oh. Made you look.
455
00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:05,098
Are you under the impression
456
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:09,770
that I walked into your trap?
457
00:21:11,647 --> 00:21:13,482
Okay. Hey.
458
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:15,567
Take it easy, okay?
459
00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:16,818
I'm not much of a shot,
460
00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:18,820
but six feet isn't much of a distance.
461
00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:21,782
Yeah, but what would you say if I told you
there are no bullets in that gun?
462
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,242
I would ask you why--
463
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,410
why did you bring a gun
that didn't have bullets?
464
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:30,249
Because I was trying to scare you.
465
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:31,959
Away from Ben.
466
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,294
- I'm trying to help Ben.
- By getting into his pants?
467
00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:36,964
I have zero interest
468
00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:40,217
- in the contents of Ben's slacks.
- Hey, listen, man.
469
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,929
Easy. I have a sixth sense, okay?
470
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:47,474
I call it my "Harley Sense-o-Rama."
471
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,565
I guess there were bullets in that gun.
472
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:03,365
Damn you, Sense-o-Rama!
473
00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:10,873
What have you done with Ben?
474
00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:12,374
- What have I done with Ben?
- Oh my!
475
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:17,254
- What have you done with Ben?
- Did I get him?
476
00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:20,007
You gotta stop kicking me!
477
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:22,301
Oh, well, I don't think
I like that tone very much.
478
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:25,137
I'm trying to help you, Harley.
But you know what?
479
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:29,683
I have taken self defence classes.
You just gotta meet me halfway!
480
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:32,895
Oh, I think I did get you there.
Sorry, Harley.
481
00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:35,397
He's biting me!
482
00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:38,275
That's exactly what
I learned in self defence.
483
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:41,361
- Just call the cops, please!
- Oh, yeah.
484
00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:47,242
Come on.
485
00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:53,624
Look, I'm no Dr. Phil, but a restraining
order is a very clear signal
486
00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:56,126
- that the relationship is over.
- Where were you Saturday night?
487
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,545
Oh, you mean when Harley Carter's
goons kidnapped Ben?
488
00:22:58,629 --> 00:23:00,547
- I'm sorry?
- Yeah, I was at the lake that night.
489
00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:03,217
- Stalking Ben.
- I was protecting Ben,
490
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,968
because I knew he got involved
491
00:23:05,052 --> 00:23:07,679
with this Hollywood sleazoid guy.
And to be honest with you,
492
00:23:07,763 --> 00:23:10,516
- I'm the one who loves Ben.
- Let's get back to these goons.
493
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:12,893
Two guys.
494
00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:17,147
It was dark, okay, I couldn't hear them,
but I heard Ben scream.
495
00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:19,191
- And then, I heard a scuffle.
- And you didn't even try to stop them
496
00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:20,859
from taking the man you "love"?
497
00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:22,986
Excuse me? It all happened so fast. Okay?
498
00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,989
And to be honest with you,
that is exactly why I bought a gun,
499
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,366
'cause I could rescue Ben.
500
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,910
His story stinks. Your story stinks, Mark.
501
00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:31,453
We know something happened at the lake
502
00:23:31,537 --> 00:23:33,872
and my money is on you being
in the middle of it. Refalski!
503
00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:35,749
I want you to take this guy away
504
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:37,709
and let him think about
the error of his ways.
505
00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:39,753
We'll talk to him again
when he's got his story straight.
506
00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:42,047
You can't do that
because I actually didn't do anything.
507
00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:44,716
Are you kidding me?
Illegal possession of a firearm.
508
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,719
- Violation of a restraining order.
- And you messed with someone on my list.
509
00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:50,138
You do not get to walk away from that.
510
00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:52,850
- Get him out of here.
- You don't know love!
511
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:56,270
Sorry.
512
00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:59,189
It's hard for me to maintain my neutral
with that guy.
513
00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:00,524
Yeah, well, I'll, uh,
514
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:03,110
make sure that I don't mess
with anyone on your list.
515
00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:05,237
What makes you think
you're not on my list?
516
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,829
- Hey.
- Hey.
517
00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:15,747
You heard all that?
518
00:24:15,831 --> 00:24:19,001
- I don't think he did it.
- Mark?
519
00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:21,753
He's insane, but his insane logic tracks.
520
00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:24,256
When we were fighting
he was convinced that I had Ben.
521
00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:27,050
So, we have just two mystery voices.
522
00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:31,013
Not just. Wes just texted.
He's got a lead on the bubble wrap
523
00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:32,306
from your body by the lake.
524
00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:37,186
What were they doing in a box factory?
525
00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:44,484
They actually wrapped the body
in a clue to the crime scene.
526
00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:49,072
Yeah, I think we can eliminate criminal
masterminds off of our suspect list.
527
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:51,533
They jimmied the back door,
so they knew this place was abandoned.
528
00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:54,036
Oh! Bubble wrap.
529
00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:57,289
Ah, Sam, you remember this place?
530
00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:58,373
Oh, yeah.
531
00:24:58,457 --> 00:25:01,376
We used to have all our marching band
after parties here.
532
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:02,544
Don't do that.
533
00:25:03,212 --> 00:25:04,338
You were in a marching band?
534
00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:05,756
Yeah. It was a thing.
535
00:25:06,590 --> 00:25:09,843
Nobody parties like a marching band.
The parties.
536
00:25:09,927 --> 00:25:12,179
Full disclosure--
and this doesn't leave this room--
537
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:14,348
three years of figure skating.
538
00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:16,600
Mom had a dream. So...
539
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,520
if you need a grown ass black man
to do a triple Lutz, I'm your guy.
540
00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,271
Chief Yamaguchi.
541
00:25:24,483 --> 00:25:26,527
Anyone here play Texas Hold'em?
542
00:25:27,778 --> 00:25:30,364
I will play with you,
I just won't play with her.
543
00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:32,032
Once in a while I get lucky.
544
00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:34,076
Yeah, well I'm not too shabby myself.
545
00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:38,622
I will gladly lose $500
to watch you lose $500.
546
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,374
Shaw, what do you see?
547
00:25:40,457 --> 00:25:43,877
I see, these two folded early...
548
00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:46,755
Serious pot and why wouldn't it be?
549
00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:49,466
Got a two and three
of diamonds on the flop.
550
00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:50,592
Six of diamonds on the river.
551
00:25:50,676 --> 00:25:52,678
Anybody with a diamond
is riding this one down.
552
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:55,305
Well, this guy was bluffing hard.
553
00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:58,892
This would be the dealer...
554
00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:02,521
Two pair. Jacks over fours.
555
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,481
All these diamonds floating
around on the table,
556
00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:06,733
and he's sticking in it with two pair?
557
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:11,238
Here it is. Four of diamonds.
558
00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:15,617
Harley, the body that we found
had a five of diamonds on it.
559
00:26:15,701 --> 00:26:16,743
What?
560
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:24,168
Sorry, I just wanted to do that
for dramatic effect.
561
00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:27,045
So, the guy has a five
of diamonds in his pocket
562
00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:29,798
hoping to draw a straight flush?
563
00:26:29,882 --> 00:26:31,341
Nah, that's a one in a million shot.
564
00:26:31,425 --> 00:26:35,053
But if the dealer is cheating,
he palms the five of diamonds
565
00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:37,139
to keep the straight flush
out of the opponent's hand.
566
00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:39,099
- Nice!
- I told you I played cards.
567
00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:41,602
- And figure skated.
- And I am a detective.
568
00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:43,061
Try playing one on TV.
569
00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:45,981
Except the cheater got caught cheating.
570
00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:49,109
This guy reached across the table,
knocking over this beer bottle.
571
00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:52,779
Drunken shoving dude smatch ensues.
572
00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:56,366
Dealer dies from blunt force trauma
to the head.
573
00:26:58,619 --> 00:27:02,122
How does this tie to Ben Lyndecker?
574
00:27:02,206 --> 00:27:05,709
I mean, yeah, on a Saturday,
but it can't be a coincidence.
575
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:08,754
Yeah, well, maybe the prints in here
will turn up something.
576
00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:10,339
So, what's our next move?
577
00:27:10,422 --> 00:27:13,842
I'm gonna go take another look
at Ben Lyndecker's phone.
578
00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:16,512
My Harley Sense-o-Rama is tingling.
579
00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:26,897
I feel like I know you so well,
but I don't know you at all.
580
00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:30,400
Tuesday cannot come soon enough.
581
00:27:30,484 --> 00:27:31,610
What's your sixth sense saying?
582
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:34,029
Telling you to let me concentrate on this.
583
00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:36,907
Why didn't you tell me you
were single ready to mingle?
584
00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:39,076
I--because I didn't think you cared.
585
00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:41,203
I know a guy who likes guys like you.
586
00:27:41,286 --> 00:27:42,663
Oh, he likes Indian guys.
587
00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:45,165
No, he likes guys he can lift up.
588
00:27:45,249 --> 00:27:47,084
You know, like a doll.
589
00:27:47,793 --> 00:27:48,794
Button up for a sec,
590
00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:52,923
'cause I think I just found something
that's gonna crack this case wide open!
591
00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:59,263
This is the last selfie that Ben took.
592
00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:00,472
- So?
- No.
593
00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:03,725
He's alive. Well, I mean,
the photo is live.
594
00:28:04,643 --> 00:28:08,063
I present to you
our missing poker players.
595
00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:11,859
We were looking for a connection
when there wasn't one.
596
00:28:11,942 --> 00:28:14,069
Ben was just in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
597
00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:15,571
He saw them with the dead dealer.
598
00:28:15,654 --> 00:28:17,239
So, they grabbed him.
599
00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:18,866
We pulled a ton of prints
from the poker game.
600
00:28:18,949 --> 00:28:21,118
No matches.
These guys might be first timers.
601
00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:23,662
If they're not stone cold killers,
it means there's still a chance,
602
00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:26,748
just a chance that Ben
is more than just a live photo.
603
00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:30,294
Sam, I've got the tiniest
little bell ringing in my head.
604
00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:33,922
- Do you recognize them?
- Something is on the tip of my brain.
605
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,633
Who are you guys?
606
00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:40,512
You killed him
and we were wasted at the time.
607
00:28:40,596 --> 00:28:42,556
So, let's get wasted and do it again.
608
00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:49,396
My boyfriend is looking for me.
609
00:28:49,479 --> 00:28:51,565
Let him look. Last I checked,
it's a big world.
610
00:28:51,648 --> 00:28:52,649
My boyfriend is Harley Carter.
611
00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:56,445
- Do you know who Harley Carter is?
- Yeah. We know Harley Carter.
612
00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:58,280
Yeah, he's one of the world's
greatest detectives.
613
00:28:58,363 --> 00:29:01,909
- We aren't fans.
- Well, he is real
614
00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:04,161
- and he is coming for me.
- You know what's real?
615
00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:07,247
Is that Harley Carter
is the richest detective in the world.
616
00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:08,957
Ted.
617
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:14,171
Ted. Harley Carter probably has, like,
618
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:17,883
fifty grand in his pants pocket
at all times.
619
00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:20,886
We get that money
and we don't have to kill anybody.
620
00:29:20,969 --> 00:29:22,554
We could just take off to, uh...
621
00:29:22,638 --> 00:29:25,766
Vegas, huh? Penthouse suite at Caesar's?
622
00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:29,603
Vegas. Oh, man, just make
the reservation right now.
623
00:29:33,941 --> 00:29:35,943
- And if that doesn't work.
- Yeah?
624
00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:37,027
Well, then we'll kill him.
625
00:29:39,321 --> 00:29:43,116
No. this whole Topher Grace
thing is news to me.
626
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:47,246
Yeah. No, I never noticed his ears.
627
00:29:47,329 --> 00:29:50,832
But, look, I, yeah,
I'm just sticking around here to
628
00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:53,502
develop a movie idea.
629
00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:57,673
Yeah, with Harley.
It's very modern, very Catfish-ey.
630
00:29:57,756 --> 00:30:01,635
We are hoping for a happy ending, but...
631
00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:04,429
You're not Harley Carter.
632
00:30:04,513 --> 00:30:05,931
No. I'm his agent.
633
00:30:06,932 --> 00:30:10,185
Perfect. We want you
to negotiate a deal for us.
634
00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:12,521
I think we can do it
the easy way or the hard way.
635
00:30:12,604 --> 00:30:14,481
What's the hard way, Dougie?
636
00:30:15,107 --> 00:30:16,984
- I hit him?
- No.
637
00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:27,202
Dot came home, found the door open
and the place like this.
638
00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:29,246
Your friend put up a real fight.
639
00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:30,831
There's blood here.
640
00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:34,209
Not much, but all things considered.
641
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,879
Not much is too much.
642
00:30:36,962 --> 00:30:38,172
What's this?
643
00:30:38,714 --> 00:30:39,882
"If you ever want to see your agent
644
00:30:39,965 --> 00:30:42,718
or your boyfriend again,
get eight hundred thousand dollars cash
645
00:30:42,801 --> 00:30:45,470
together by end of day tomorrow.
We'll be in touch."
646
00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:51,935
You will find Vijay,
you will rescue Vijay,
647
00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:55,105
and then you will be
best man at his wedding.
648
00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:09,536
This is really hard.
649
00:31:11,246 --> 00:31:12,664
Okay.
650
00:31:12,748 --> 00:31:14,791
Yes. Okay.
651
00:31:16,251 --> 00:31:17,252
Who are you?
652
00:31:17,336 --> 00:31:19,838
I'm Vijay Gill! I'm here to rescue you.
653
00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:21,632
Oh, Carter sent you?
654
00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:23,675
No, not exactly.
655
00:31:25,135 --> 00:31:26,470
Okay, I'm just gonna come out with it.
656
00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:27,971
I'm Harley Carter.
657
00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:30,140
Well, I'm your Harley Carter.
658
00:31:30,224 --> 00:31:32,392
I'm obviously not
the Harley Carter, but okay,
659
00:31:32,476 --> 00:31:34,353
you know, online, on the message boards?
660
00:31:34,436 --> 00:31:37,022
That's me. Not Harley. Me. Vijay Gill.
661
00:31:37,105 --> 00:31:38,815
Okay, it feels so good to make that clear.
662
00:31:41,902 --> 00:31:43,320
Okay.
663
00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:45,906
I know you think
that made sense but it didn't.
664
00:31:46,532 --> 00:31:50,536
- I'm @BrownSugar.
- No. Harley Carter is @BrownSugar.
665
00:31:50,619 --> 00:31:53,080
No. When we were exchanging photos,
you and I,
666
00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:55,207
I sent you a photo of me
with Harley Carter,
667
00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:57,167
but you thought it was Harley Carter
668
00:31:57,251 --> 00:31:59,044
and I didn't correct you because
I liked what was happening
669
00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:00,879
and I didn't want it to end.
670
00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:04,800
So, all of this was you.
Never Harley Carter?
671
00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:06,593
I'm sorry.
672
00:32:08,887 --> 00:32:11,890
Why would you do this? Huh?
Why wouldn't you say anything?
673
00:32:11,974 --> 00:32:14,101
Because would you have
talked to me if I did?
674
00:32:17,354 --> 00:32:20,399
So, Harley's not coming to rescue me?
675
00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:24,778
- No, he is. We just have to help him.
- How?
676
00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:28,782
By using my sixth sense. My Vijay-vision.
677
00:32:28,866 --> 00:32:30,033
Your…What?
678
00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:37,791
The desktop!
679
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:40,419
Okay, can send Harley a flare
through the message boards.
680
00:32:40,502 --> 00:32:41,795
Okay.
681
00:32:41,879 --> 00:32:43,547
Okay, we just gotta.
682
00:32:44,089 --> 00:32:46,800
Okay, great. Yes, okay.
683
00:32:46,884 --> 00:32:49,595
Just come on.
684
00:32:49,678 --> 00:32:52,181
Yes, team! Okay. Now,
685
00:32:52,264 --> 00:32:53,932
we just have to hunt and peck a message.
686
00:32:54,558 --> 00:32:58,145
- I can't get my hands free.
- No, we have to peck with our beaks.
687
00:32:58,228 --> 00:32:59,646
Huh? Okay?
688
00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:04,318
Okay. I almost got it. Almost got it.
689
00:33:05,110 --> 00:33:10,282
Okay, got it. Okay, now, just type in C.
690
00:33:12,201 --> 00:33:14,119
Okay. A.
691
00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:17,539
Okay. R.
692
00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:20,918
Okay. T.
693
00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:23,128
He just typed everything that he saw.
694
00:33:23,212 --> 00:33:25,881
"Hootie and the Blowfish poster."
Not helpful.
695
00:33:25,964 --> 00:33:28,550
"Singing fish."
That's every other house up here.
696
00:33:28,634 --> 00:33:31,762
- "Some pants?" Come on, Vijay!
- Some pants?
697
00:33:31,845 --> 00:33:35,474
"T-shirt with rogs '97 and yellow eyes."
698
00:33:35,557 --> 00:33:37,518
- That's it!
- That's what?
699
00:33:37,601 --> 00:33:41,605
Dot! Hey, Dot.
Where is our yearbook from '97?
700
00:33:41,688 --> 00:33:42,940
Refalski!
701
00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:47,069
Refalski, why are you reading
our yearbook?
702
00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:48,779
I was just dusting it for prints.
703
00:33:49,863 --> 00:33:51,657
I was looking for embarrassing pictures
to sell online.
704
00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:57,746
Vijay could only see part of the T-shirt.
Bullfrogs '97. Big yellow eye.
705
00:33:57,829 --> 00:33:58,956
Bishop Bullfrogs.
706
00:33:59,039 --> 00:34:02,584
- Our high school football team.
- '97? We went to school with these guys?
707
00:34:02,668 --> 00:34:05,003
Oh, my God. There it is.
The marching band.
708
00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:07,506
- You played clarinet?
- Yeah, well,
709
00:34:07,589 --> 00:34:08,799
you were a figure skater.
710
00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:11,009
Yeah, we're gonna need
to see those pictures.
711
00:34:11,093 --> 00:34:14,638
Hey, do you remember
why we partied at that old plant?
712
00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:18,183
Ted Greesly's dad owned
the place and Ted had a key.
713
00:34:18,267 --> 00:34:22,938
Yeah. Okay. There's Dave
with no facial hair, there's Sam.
714
00:34:23,021 --> 00:34:25,858
Look, it's so cute.
There's me. I still got it.
715
00:34:25,941 --> 00:34:29,611
- And there is Ted Greesly.
- So?
716
00:34:29,695 --> 00:34:32,489
Who was that guy Ted always hung out with?
717
00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:35,576
Dougie Lasseter.
718
00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:38,245
We're gonna need to get an address on him.
719
00:34:38,328 --> 00:34:40,581
- On it.
- I'll alert tactical.
720
00:34:40,664 --> 00:34:43,584
Come on, Vijay. Hang in there.
721
00:34:51,425 --> 00:34:54,303
Mrs. Lasseter? Hi. Harley Carter.
722
00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:57,347
I went to high school with your son.
Is he home?
723
00:34:57,431 --> 00:35:01,685
Harley Carter! How tall you've gotten.
724
00:35:02,477 --> 00:35:05,564
You used to be heavier
and you had amazing dimples.
725
00:35:05,647 --> 00:35:08,483
Well, I still got the dimples.
It's why I never play bad guys.
726
00:35:08,567 --> 00:35:12,946
Dougie's in the,
in the garage with his friend Ted.
727
00:35:13,030 --> 00:35:15,699
- Should I let them know you're here?
- Oh, no.
728
00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:17,492
Is it okay if we surprise them?
729
00:35:17,576 --> 00:35:20,787
Oh, sure, yes. Dougie loves surprises!
730
00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:23,207
Not sure how he's going
to feel about this one.
731
00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:25,209
We are go! Go.
732
00:35:25,292 --> 00:35:28,170
Oh, should I show them
where Dougie's playroom is?
733
00:35:28,253 --> 00:35:31,256
You know what? If they get lost,
I'm sure they'll ask.
734
00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:33,800
- Clear.
- Clear.
735
00:35:33,884 --> 00:35:34,885
Clear.
736
00:35:41,308 --> 00:35:43,101
Hey, Dougie. Ted.
737
00:35:43,185 --> 00:35:44,394
Go Bullfrogs.
738
00:35:47,397 --> 00:35:48,732
You guys look really good.
739
00:35:49,358 --> 00:35:50,734
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
740
00:35:52,653 --> 00:35:54,530
So, you guys are into murder now.
741
00:35:58,825 --> 00:36:00,452
Hey, uh, Harley?
742
00:36:01,078 --> 00:36:04,706
Oh, look who it is. Ben Lyndecker.
743
00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:07,000
What an honour to meet you.
I am Harley Carter.
744
00:36:07,084 --> 00:36:09,086
Oh, it's nice to meet you, too.
745
00:36:09,169 --> 00:36:13,757
Oh, actually, you might also know me
as Blanco Azucar,
746
00:36:13,841 --> 00:36:16,301
aka, White Sugar.
747
00:36:16,385 --> 00:36:19,471
Yeah, Vijay explained
the whole thing to me.
748
00:36:19,555 --> 00:36:21,390
- The whole lie.
- I know. I messed up,
749
00:36:21,473 --> 00:36:26,895
Okay? But I'm very glad
that you're okay, and...
750
00:36:28,897 --> 00:36:31,859
Vijay didn't mean to trick you.
Look, he's a socially awkward
751
00:36:31,942 --> 00:36:34,945
leprechaun of a man,
but he is one of six people
752
00:36:35,028 --> 00:36:38,240
I would trust to have
my back anytime, anywhere.
753
00:36:38,323 --> 00:36:40,534
Plus, he fought for you.
I mean, literally fought--
754
00:36:40,617 --> 00:36:42,911
Forgetting about the Harley Carter thing
for just a minute,
755
00:36:42,995 --> 00:36:45,205
because I was already in
before that photo.
756
00:36:45,831 --> 00:36:47,875
That face, that body,
757
00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:49,960
- that was just bonus.
- Yeah, thank you.
758
00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:52,171
I've been hitting the gym a lot lately,
just trying
759
00:36:52,254 --> 00:36:55,966
to maintain, although my calf raises
are yielding diminishing returns.
760
00:36:56,049 --> 00:36:58,177
Jesus, how into yourself are you?
761
00:37:00,012 --> 00:37:01,180
I'm pretty into myself.
762
00:37:01,263 --> 00:37:03,640
- Yeah, Vijay?
- Yeah?
763
00:37:04,725 --> 00:37:06,935
How much of what you wrote
was actually true?
764
00:37:07,561 --> 00:37:09,354
All of it. Every word.
765
00:37:11,273 --> 00:37:12,274
Dot.
766
00:37:12,816 --> 00:37:16,445
- I know about your date with Terrence.
- Dave Leigh caved on me?
767
00:37:16,528 --> 00:37:18,447
Dave didn't say anything.
I don't know if you've noticed,
768
00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:23,035
but I am a bona fide P.I. now,
but the real reason is you.
769
00:37:23,118 --> 00:37:24,286
You've changed.
770
00:37:24,369 --> 00:37:27,998
I mean, yes, you still have perma-scowl,
and everyone in town is afraid of you,
771
00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:31,043
but you seem happier.
772
00:37:31,126 --> 00:37:34,213
- You really like this Terrence dude, huh?
- He's okay.
773
00:37:34,296 --> 00:37:37,925
He has a daughter who lives in New Orleans
that he visits at Christmas.
774
00:37:38,008 --> 00:37:40,260
One date and he invited you
to New Orleans?
775
00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:42,763
I invited myself.
776
00:37:42,846 --> 00:37:45,641
You're not the only one
with a very smart gut.
777
00:37:46,517 --> 00:37:48,477
And besides, I like crawfish.
778
00:37:50,479 --> 00:37:52,898
Alright, Dot. I approve.
779
00:37:57,528 --> 00:37:59,404
Oh, sorry.
780
00:38:01,532 --> 00:38:04,326
We have an unknown number of perps
and an officer down.
781
00:38:04,409 --> 00:38:06,328
You ready for this?
782
00:38:06,411 --> 00:38:08,205
Go!
783
00:38:08,288 --> 00:38:09,623
Three perps!
784
00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:12,751
Two perps!
785
00:38:15,879 --> 00:38:17,297
Take cover.
786
00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:19,383
Man down.
787
00:38:21,343 --> 00:38:22,427
Two at your twelve.
788
00:38:26,473 --> 00:38:27,474
Time.
789
00:38:29,017 --> 00:38:30,060
How'd I do?
790
00:38:31,895 --> 00:38:33,146
Adequate.
791
00:38:34,606 --> 00:38:38,193
- Did I beat you?
- Hey, it's not a competition.
792
00:38:38,735 --> 00:38:40,028
I see you've been putting in your hours,
793
00:38:40,112 --> 00:38:42,614
- haven't you?
- No. This is my first time.
794
00:38:42,698 --> 00:38:45,200
I'm a natural.
795
00:38:45,284 --> 00:38:46,410
Yeah.
796
00:38:46,952 --> 00:38:48,328
Yeah, that you are.
797
00:38:48,996 --> 00:38:50,414
And you are wasted here.
798
00:38:51,623 --> 00:38:55,460
I bet you say that to all the girls
who hand you your ass on the range.
799
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:08,473
You do remember that I'm your boss, right?
800
00:39:09,057 --> 00:39:12,728
Yeah, we've gone over
that, like, two or three hundred times.
801
00:39:13,979 --> 00:39:16,899
So, is it safe to say
that I'm reading the signals right?
802
00:39:18,025 --> 00:39:19,401
You're a really slow reader.
803
00:39:30,495 --> 00:39:31,997
I should go home.
804
00:39:34,541 --> 00:39:35,667
Yeah.
805
00:39:36,793 --> 00:39:38,337
Yeah, I think you should.
806
00:40:38,730 --> 00:40:40,065
Open wide, say "ah".