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I didn't see any urgency
in the brushing there.
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They kinda all quit talking
at the hog line.
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They think they can get this
with a third of a stone to half a stone--
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Excuse me. Sorry.
You are not gonna believe--
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- Did you just sextuple shush me?
- No talking.
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Skip's gotta get the last brick
on the pin for the win.
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Staying with it all the way--
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Wha--why are you hugging strangers?
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Are you the worst Canadian
ever in the world?
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This is the Women's Curling Final!
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All right? The skipper had
to put the hammer
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on the button for the game and what a win!
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Anyways, Bishop hosting this year's
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Farquhar Women's Curling Invitational,
which is a qualifier for the Olympics.
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Yeah. Winner gets 250K
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and it looks like
this is gonna be the year
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of my favourite player,
"Round the House" Ronnie Hart!
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She's the best. Oh, my God.
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She's also the anchor
for my fantasy curling league.
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- This is why you're single, man.
- Hey.
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I'm married to the sheet. The ice!
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The ice surface in curling.
The sheet. Doesn't matter.
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Anyways, her signature move
is "around the house"
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and it takes a lot of skill,
so check your tone.
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Skill? This is just shuffleboard on ice!
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- Oh no, you didn't.
- Breaking news.
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Olympic curler Camille DeMello
is now being released
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- from St. Anthony's Hospital--
- What?
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following a physical attack last night
at Emerald Curling Club.
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Okay, well this is interesting.
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We go live as rival curler
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Ronnie Hart is being brought in
for police questioning.
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Don't worry, honey. Be strong!
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- No.
- Hey, I said no comment!
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I wanna talk to Harley Carter,
no one else.
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- Let me go!
- What?
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People don't talk to you through the TV?
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- Ronnie Hart.
- Thank you for coming, Mr. Carter.
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Well, last time I was called out
like that on TV,
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I was up for Best Hero
at the MTV Movie Awards.
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I didn't attack nobody, okay?
I'm innocent.
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Someone's trying to set me up hard-core
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to get me out of play
in the upcoming competition.
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Any idea who this somebody is?
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No! But it's working.
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The Curling Federation
is gonna suspend me from play.
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- They think I actually did this!
- I'm guessing that cyber bullying
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doesn't fall in line
with the Curling Code of Conduct.
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Okay. So what if I tweeted
that Camille was gonna go down,
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it was gonna hurt real bad. Whatever.
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I was trash talking.
All athletes trash talk,
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so why am I being singled out?
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I have worked so hard
and I have sacrificed so much.
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This is my one chance to qualify
for the Olympics. My one chance.
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Do you have any idea what
losing that would feel like?
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I do.
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I came within kissing distance
of something very special and...
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I blew it.
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You got an alibi for last night?
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I was at home with my husband George.
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Can anyone else verify that?
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Because husbands tend to cover
for wives and vice versa.
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Look, you wanna know
the real reason I'm here?
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- Yeah.
- They want me gone.
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I'm not the princess they want.
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I don't have the right look.
I don't have sponsors.
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I'm never gonna be
the face of a cereal box,
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but I am the better player.
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My life, and my reputation
is on the line, Harley,
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and only you can clear my name.
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Why me? I--
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I don't know anything about--cruising?
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- Curling.
- Curling.
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Because, you got the same raw deal
after your Hollywood blow-up.
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The world turned on you for a while.
Twitter--
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- Twitter hated you.
- Oh, come on. It wasn't that bad.
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It was bad. Oh, yeah. It was--
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it was funny, but it was bad.
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- There were some good comments.
- It was hate. It was all hate.
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But you know,
you've built yourself back up,
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- proved them wrong.
- I did.
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- It's not easy.
- I need you to do that for me, Harley.
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I need a hero.
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Okay.
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Ronnie, I'm going to get you
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- and your broom--
- Brush.
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- and your puck--
- Stone.
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Whatever.
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You called Carter and Carter answered.
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I'm gonna take your case.
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Oh. So gross.
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Carter
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I know what this is.
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This is the spontaneous,
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not-so-spontaneous sit-down,
a little mid-season tête-à -tête,
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mano y mano.
Just like Pacino and DeNiro in Heat.
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- I didn't see it.
- Seriously?
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DiCaprio and Nicholson in The Departed.
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- Didn't see that either.
- Carrey and Daniels in Dumb and Dumber?
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Ever heard of premium cable?
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It's like ten bucks a month.
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Look, Carter...
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Let me just cut to the chase, all right?
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Why didn't anything ever happen
between you and Shaw?
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Because Sam's the best.
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There is no one else like her.
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She's been my best friend forever.
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And I wouldn't do anything
to mess with that.
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Good. And I agree.
There's no one else like her.
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She's, Shaw's amazing.
As a cop, she outshines a lot.
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She's...great confidante,
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she's funny...kind.
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Lot of adjectives strung together there.
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Let me ask you one more question.
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You think I'm a bad guy?
Like the villain here?
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You know, the "big bad"
in one of your TV shows.
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- Who's writing the script?
- You.
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Yeah, you and your boy Dave.
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Oh, no, Dave cannot be my co-writer.
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He's a terrible typist,
just the two fingers--
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Yeah, well I know you both
like to do your research,
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digging deep into people's lives.
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You find anything?
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Well, if I'm writing the J-Boyle biopic
and I'm starting page one, scene one,
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I gotta tell you,
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I don't think
it's the feel-good movie of the year.
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I guess I'll just have to wait and see.
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Something you don't have
to wait for...is this.
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If any harm or darkness
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should ever come to Sam
from you or anyone else,
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I would not hesitate to go full
Pacino-DeNiro-Schwarzenegger-Van Damme
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on you or anyone else who caused it.
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Scratch that.
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I'm gonna go full Harley Carter,
the not-safe-for-TV kind.
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Got the milk and cream ratio just right.
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Do you want a sip?
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Let's set some ground rules.
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No drooling and no gawking,
especially when we talk to the victim.
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Whoa. No ground rules required.
I'm not exactly Team Camille.
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She and her teammates are all
pretty-faced egomaniacs
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in matching stretch pants and UGGs.
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They are Cobra Kai to Ronnie's Macchio.
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You don't have to worry about me, bud.
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I'm nothing short of a true professional--
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Oh, yes!
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Perfect Instagram opportunity!
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- Curling, baby!
- Super professional, hey!
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Oh, I spy with my little eye, Sam.
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So, the security guard confirmed
there were no CCTV cameras
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in the corridors leading
to the locker room.
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So no footage of the attack?
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Anyone else getting a Gillooly vibe
with this case?
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More like a Ronda Rousey
taking out her latest opponent vibe.
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Oh, come on. Do not tell us you're
on the "Ronnie Hart did it" bandwagon.
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No, I don't bandwagon,
but she's got a weak alibi,
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she's got a history
of unsportsmanlike conduct,
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and she's known as an enforcer
in a sport that has no enforcers.
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Sam, the press has it out for her.
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She's a champion in underdog's clothing.
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All right, I'm just following
the evidence, okay?
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If she is guilty,
she's gonna need more of a P.I.,
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even if it is Bishop's Best.
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Oh, I was hoping
for one of Bishop's Hottest.
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Practice really hard and one day
you might make the Olympics like me.
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Miss DeMello,
I am Detective Shaw, Bishop Police.
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I'm Harley Carter, P.I.
of the Magnum P.I.s.
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This is my Jonathan Higgins.
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You are much funnier in person
than you are on TV.
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I like you.
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And you--I don't know if I like you yet.
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Have you arrested Ronnie Hart
for her latest abomination?
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She attacked me,
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smashed my foot,
shattered my fourth metatarsal.
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I can't walk. I certainly can't curl.
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Metatarsal sounds like something
you take to stay regular.
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I know you're on her side, Harley.
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I saw the news,
how she begged you to take her "case".
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But trust me, once you hear
all the heinous details,
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you will see her for the monster
she really is.
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Yeah, the monster
who's breaking your records
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- and shattering your streak--I'm cool!
- Okay.
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I'm cool. I'm good. I'm walkin' away.
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If it's all right with you,
can you take me through the events
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- of the attack now?
- Certainly.
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Sorry.
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Well. I hate to relive
this horrible night over again.
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But, I was heading towards the chaise
when I sensed a presence.
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Suddenly, a masked intruder
wearing a black hoodie
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grabbed me. I screamed,
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and that's when the lights
were flicked out.
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Ronnie smashed me with my own trophy
and then fled the scene.
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So, this is the assault weapon?
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That's the Golden Curl--
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2013 Ladies Cup Final.
You beat Sweden 9-2.
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So what makes you so sure
that it was Ronnie
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when you just stated
that the intruder was masked?
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'Cause she was been threatening
to hurt me for years.
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I told everyone this would happen
and it did. Ask this guy!
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How did you know I would know?
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Because you are a grown man
wearing a women's curling jersey.
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What's the deal
with all these hotdog buns?
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Well, a grabbed a bag of buns
to defend myself
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and I smacked the intruder
until the bag burst.
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Oh, Gus, darling!
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Don't wanna disturb.
Just here to clean up.
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Gus Beamer? The initial police report said
that you were the first at the scene?
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- You called the police?
- Yeah, I got here as fast as I could.
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Curling's been my life's work.
Drives my wife nuts.
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Now I get to geek out
with my fantasy league pals.
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What? Dude--Fruit of the Broom!
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- In Living Curler. A pleasure!
- No!
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You're the guy who took that name!
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Okay, well, Gus cannot clean
an active crime scene. Sorry.
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That's fine.
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Hey, stick around.
We can talk rocks later.
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All right. Rocked and loaded.
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So, Gus was the only one
that you spoke to?
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No, I had a meeting right before
the attack with Oscar Farquhar.
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The guy who owns
the car dealership in town?
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Oh, Oscar Farquhar, it's great casting.
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He looks exactly like you would think
a car dealer would look like.
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You'll see it when you meet him.
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He's sponsoring the upcoming
Ladies Invitational.
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We need his money
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but that man has
some serious anger issues.
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Are you or any of the other players
afraid of him?
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If you ask me, darling,
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you already have the culprit
of my attack--
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H-A-R-T.
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Well, why don't you let me conduct
my own investigation, okay?
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Darling?
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I'm gonna go question Farquhar.
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Camille's teammates
are about to take the ice.
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We'll see if we can get
something out of them,
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help us crack the case.
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Okay, I will see you back at the station.
Oh, Boyle is having a seafood--
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boil, at the Wreck,
and he wanted me to invite you guys.
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00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:22,975
Something about soft shells and shrimp
and just like a casual hang?
239
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,310
Sorry, my lobster bib is at the cleaner's.
240
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,312
- What is with the attitude?
- No attitude. It's just,
241
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:28,897
why is Boyle suddenly playing host?
242
00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:30,941
Yeah. I didn't even know
he had any friends.
243
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,861
I'm not asking you guys
to pal around with him,
244
00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:36,905
but I did think I could count
on my two best friends to be polite
245
00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:39,199
and show up to my boss's party.
246
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,576
What is with you and Boyle?
247
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:45,205
You know what? Count me in, Sam.
Anything for you.
248
00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:47,624
It would really mean a lot to me
if you would come too.
249
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,210
Fine. You want me there, I'll be there.
250
00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:51,587
I'll bring the "whine".
251
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,590
Sorry, that joke looked
a lot funnier on the page.
252
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,925
Why are you so hard on the writers?
253
00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,428
What are you looking at?
254
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,889
Ronnie is the one
we should be concentrating on.
255
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,393
What is this article about?
256
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,478
Oh, yeah. That was a bad game for Camille.
257
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,439
Some new official accused her of cheating.
258
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,441
150K on the line.
259
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:15,819
- Camille freaked, caused a huge scene.
- Did she actually cheat?
260
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,488
Depends on who you ask, but yeah, she did.
261
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:19,615
Still won though.
262
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:22,618
Her team backed it up,
pinned it on a bad call.
263
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:26,079
Ultimately, the official was fired,
driven out of the game entirely.
264
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,290
That's how powerful this team is.
265
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:31,877
Seems that Ronnie is not
the only hothead on the ice.
266
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,296
- Who's that?
- That--
267
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,256
is Portia Quintano, Camille's second.
268
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:37,549
Total Mean Girl.
269
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:40,761
Looks like Portia has been
promoted as the new skip.
270
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,597
It's the understudy that always
has the most to gain
271
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,224
from taking out the star.
272
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:49,061
I once understudied John Stamos
in a national tour of Cabaret
273
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,730
and I put a little peanut
inside of his Greek salad.
274
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,649
If he had been allergic,
it would've been me
275
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,776
who was "velkomming" the crowd that night.
276
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,444
I smell motive.
277
00:12:57,528 --> 00:13:01,156
And stale beer--but mostly motive.
Let's go talk to the new skip.
278
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:04,576
Here.
279
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,288
I had a thousand of those printed,
and now I can't give them away.
280
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:09,414
You can keep that one.
281
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:12,459
Why would I spend all that money
if I was gonna take Camille out?
282
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:15,379
This whole scandal's been
nothing but a money pit for me,
283
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,047
and it's all Hart's fault.
284
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,174
- That's where you should be lookin'.
- What makes you say that?
285
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:20,843
The whole family's a mess!
286
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:22,970
I had to repossess her mother's car.
287
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:25,013
The Harts are having money trouble?
288
00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:26,348
Heck, yeah!
289
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,852
All Ronnie ever talked about
was what she'd do with the prize money.
290
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:33,188
Knocking out Camille's
a pretty sure-fire way to nab it.
291
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,941
Sorry to interrupt.
But you should see this.
292
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:42,072
Oh, yeah. That's Curl-y Q's curling blog.
Great blog for all things curling.
293
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,909
You got your team stats,
bios, trade information.
294
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,037
The last post was actually
about Camille's attack.
295
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:50,664
Yeah, but--
296
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,459
Camille was attacked
with her Golden Stone trophy.
297
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:58,964
That detail was never made public.
Nice catch, Rafalski.
298
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:02,092
- Any idea who this Curl-Y Q is?
- Blogger's anonymous.
299
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,219
Not for long.
300
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:05,512
Harder!
301
00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:08,098
Harder!
302
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:13,729
- Skip directs the sweepers.
- Directing.
303
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,772
Now you're talkin' my language. Action!
304
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:19,067
You gain points by getting your stone
closest to the centre.
305
00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,611
Team with the most points wins.
306
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,906
I mean, it's all about
strategy and athleticism!
307
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:26,825
Athleticism?
Still, a sport where Patton Oswalt
308
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,744
and Paul Giamatti could be champions.
309
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,329
You wanna help me out, Dave? Here we go.
310
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:34,041
- What? It's not that slippery.
- Here we go.
311
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,794
Practice is in session. Clear the ice!
312
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,339
We actually wanted to talk
to you about the attack.
313
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,924
Oh, are you the police?
314
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:45,427
No. We're private investigators.
Well, I'm a private investigator.
315
00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:47,638
- He's just a fan.
- Well, if you're not the police
316
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,264
then I don't have to answer any questions.
317
00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:50,516
So, please.
318
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:52,601
Get out of my online.
319
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:56,188
I am busy trying to get my team ready
for the championship.
320
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,856
Come on, girls!
321
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,108
Thought you said this was
an honour-based sport.
322
00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:03,612
That is pure ire decked out
in Tiffany studs.
323
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,864
Did you notice how she's
calling it "her" team already?
324
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,450
Portia would never progress
if Camille was playing.
325
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:10,160
She doesn't have the talent.
326
00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:12,621
She's curling's Anna Kournikova.
327
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:16,416
Looking like my understudy
theory is bang-on.
328
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:20,003
Black hoodie. We have to get ready
to follow our new suspect.
329
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,088
Yeah, let's go.
330
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,881
- Help me out. Come on. Please?
- What?
331
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,967
It's not that slippery.
What are you doing?
332
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,804
So that's the house that curling built.
333
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,348
More like the house that cheating built.
334
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,893
Hey, Sam. What's goin' on with Farquhar?
335
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,437
I got a lead from him
on this blogger Curl-Y Q
336
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:39,439
who had insider information
about the crime.
337
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:42,693
I had an ISP provider get me the address
assigned to the internet connection.
338
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,653
All right, let me just
grab a pen and paper.
339
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,154
What is this, 1995?
340
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:47,823
No, that's the year I claim I was born.
341
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,741
You know what? Dave's gonna
write it down. Shoot.
342
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:54,204
The home address connected
to the blog is 1405 Windsor Lane.
343
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:57,749
We just followed Camille's teammate Portia
to that exact home address.
344
00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:01,879
Sam, this is the moment in the episode
where the two separate leads converge
345
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:05,048
in a glorious win. Cue the music!
346
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,181
Okay.
347
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,270
Alright. Start with some questioning--
348
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:21,106
And then we'll ask
if we can use the bathroom.
349
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:24,610
Actually, you know what? Let's ask
if we can use the bathroom and then we'll
350
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:27,362
go into the questioning.
Sorry, I drank a lot of that sports drink
351
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:28,530
in one of those sports bottles.
352
00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:31,450
I just wanna know why all of the options
have you and me sharing a bathroom.
353
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,747
Wow. You really have nothing better
to do than stalk me?
354
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:40,667
Look who it is--the new skip
who tried to skip out on our questioning.
355
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:43,295
Well, you can't skip out on us this time.
356
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:46,298
Unless you know how to double-Dutch,
which is something I never learned.
357
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,675
Look, Portia, we know you attacked Camille
358
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:50,552
in that same black hoodie
359
00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:52,304
and then you came home
and you bragged about it online.
360
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:55,599
Yep. We traced the Curl-Y Q blog
to a computer working from this address.
361
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,477
That is actually insane
because Camille is my mentor.
362
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,188
- I would never hurt her.
- Leave the acting to me.
363
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,482
I didn't do it. I don't "blog".
364
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,984
Mom, I defrosted your beef bourguignon--
365
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:11,782
Maybe you don't blog,
but I'm gonna bet your daughter does.
366
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,327
Suzy.
367
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,246
Look, no one in here
368
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,623
believes you're behind the attack, okay?
369
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,167
We just have a few questions
that we need you to answer,
370
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:23,418
so don't be nervous.
371
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:26,839
Why would I be nervous to answer questions
from a cop
372
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:30,342
who clearly spends more time in the gym
than on the job?
373
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,719
- The pecs gave it away.
- It was leg day.
374
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:36,014
Could I have a try? I speak kid.
375
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:38,600
Have at it.
376
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:43,480
Yeah, gettin' hot in here, isn't it?
You want your little Hello Kitty pen?
377
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:45,399
Maybe you're getting thirsty,
want a juice box.
378
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,776
You know what? Enough small talk.
379
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:50,404
You say you write your blog
and not your mommy.
380
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,573
- Yes.
- Well, it's a pretty big girl blog
381
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:55,075
for such a little girl to be writing.
Where'd you learn to write like that?
382
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,119
School. Duh!
383
00:17:57,202 --> 00:18:00,330
Oh, well you used some big girl words
like "calamity",
384
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:04,251
"intermittent", "non--'shall'ance"?
385
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,420
It's pronounced "nonchalance".
386
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:10,007
Aren't you an actor?
Weren't you privately tutored on set?
387
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:17,181
Okay. Suzy, how did you know
that Camille got injured by her trophy?
388
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,891
Because we never made that detail public.
389
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:23,854
I ain't divulging my sources.
Snitches get stitches.
390
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:25,772
She has a point.
391
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:28,817
You cannot keep critical information
about a violent attack to yourself.
392
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:33,947
So, either somebody
told you about the trophy, or you saw it.
393
00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:37,326
Wait, Suzy, how did you know?
Were you at the rink?
394
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:40,454
Did you sneak out of your father's house
again last night?
395
00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:42,873
Tell me right now
396
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,583
or you can kiss your laptop
goodbye for a month.
397
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,251
It was Ronnie!
398
00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:48,879
She told me and said not to tell anyone.
399
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,010
So what--now you're saying I'm a liar?
Yeah, you're calling my wife a liar?
400
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,554
What I'm saying is I have faith
in my clients,
401
00:18:57,638 --> 00:19:00,349
but that faith gets rattled
when I find out they've been lying
402
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:03,101
and you lied.
You were not home last night.
403
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:06,355
We have an eye witness that puts you
at the rink at the time of the attack.
404
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,398
Well, why don't you tell them
why you were there yesterday?
405
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:10,817
Oh, wait.
406
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:12,611
What was it you didn't
want me to tell the cops?
407
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,323
Was that eye witness Suzy Quintano?
408
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:19,326
Ronnie, help me out here
and we can meet you halfway.
409
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,744
I was at the rink last night
410
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,664
giving Suzy private curling lessons, okay?
411
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,707
But sometimes we just like, talk, though.
412
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,293
She needed an ear
that wasn't always her mom and she--
413
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:31,964
she told me I was her role model
and it sort of like, melted me.
414
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,884
I know her parents are going through
a really crappy divorce right now
415
00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:38,637
and I wanted to give the kid an outlet
because I think she's got talent.
416
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,390
I didn't tell you guys earlier
because I knew saying I was at the rink
417
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:42,724
made it look worse for me.
418
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:45,644
Hey, why wouldn't anyone want
Ronnie teaching their kid?
419
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,437
You know, she's like
Bishop's LeBron James.
420
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,481
- Stop.
- Except, you know, shorter,
421
00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:51,567
and a lady, and a curler.
422
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,694
Well, not like LeBron.
423
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:56,238
How did you know that the trophy
was the assault weapon?
424
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,574
I overheard security talking about it
when they searched the venue.
425
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:01,326
And that was during the lesson?
426
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,454
No. We'd already finished.
427
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,415
Suzy had to use the little girls' room
and I was waiting for her
428
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,500
so I could drive her back to her dad.
429
00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:10,210
All right, so that should clear her!
430
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:13,005
Actually, that puts her
at the scene of the crime
431
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:16,175
with an opportunity to slip off
of the rink, hurt Camille,
432
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,927
and then make it back unseen
to drive Suzy home.
433
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:23,390
We know you have the means and the motive.
Now we can add opportunity.
434
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,309
Just waiting on our smoking gun.
435
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,561
Gun? What?
436
00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:30,189
Detective Shaw doesn't believe me,
huh, Harley?
437
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:33,817
I can't stand the world
thinking I'm guilty.
438
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:36,278
I might be able to help you with that.
439
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:39,364
That is a great question
and here is a great answer.
440
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,992
Hell, yes!
441
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,411
I have been ready for this
since I was 12 years old.
442
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:48,040
- My team is Olympic ready and I am--
- Whoa, hey!
443
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,374
What's up, everybody!
444
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:53,712
- No. This is my press conference.
- I don't think you had dibs.
445
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:57,174
Hey, everybody!
You all know me, Harley Carter.
446
00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:01,929
I'm here to tell you that my client,
Ronnie Hart, has been doubted,
447
00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:04,181
her name dragged through the mud.
448
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,641
- Yep.
- We're gonna clear her name.
449
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:09,311
Ronnie's gonna get back on the ice,
and then Ronnie's gonna win!
450
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,855
Ladies and gentlemen,
let me introduce to you,
451
00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:18,028
the one, the only, Round the House Ronnie!
452
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,697
He didn't even know Ronnie's nickname
until I taught him.
453
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:24,451
Nice work. I have to remind my wife
of the players' names every game!
454
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:27,079
- Ronnie!
- Stop!
455
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:30,249
Okay. No questions.
All right, one question.
456
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:31,583
Any comment on the rumours
457
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:34,378
Keegan-Michael Key is on the new
short list to take over Call Carter?
458
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,797
- And no more questions!
- I have a question.
459
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,716
Why doesn't Ronnie just admit that she
attacked Camille
460
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,261
- to win the Invitational?
- I don't need to make
461
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:46,431
cheap shots to win, unlike you, who had
to take Camille out to finally make skip.
462
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,769
Maybe we should leave Suzy's lessons
to someone more qualified.
463
00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:54,648
If someone landed a shot rock
over a hogged stone, I would.
464
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:56,316
What did you just say?
465
00:21:57,276 --> 00:21:59,027
Dave a little help?
466
00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:00,946
This is turning into an episode of GLOW!
467
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,031
- Help, please.
- Let me go!
468
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:05,534
You're dead. You hear me? Dead!
469
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,244
You don't wanna be
shouting things like that.
470
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,705
They usually come back
to bite you in the next act.
471
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,803
Hello?
472
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:27,222
Hello?
473
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:31,810
Ow! My leg!
474
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:37,149
Portia is in the hospital
after being attacked last night,
475
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:40,944
and this was found at the crime scene,
your fingerprints all over it.
476
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:43,780
Your initials etched on the handle
is not really helping either.
477
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:47,117
I have no idea how my lucky brush
ended up on the ice last night, okay?
478
00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:48,952
It's like I've said this entire time.
479
00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:50,913
Someone is trying to frame me.
480
00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:53,457
- What more proof do you need?
- Where were you last night, Ronnie?
481
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,709
I was at home, cold calling.
482
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:58,504
I work part-time selling reusable
cat litter to help pay the bills.
483
00:22:58,587 --> 00:22:59,630
At home?
484
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:01,673
That is exactly what you told us
485
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:04,176
after Camille was attacked
and that turned out to be a lie,
486
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:08,013
so, nice touch with the cat litter,
but I'm not buying it.
487
00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:12,684
I wanna hear more about this reusable
kitty litter before you shoot it down.
488
00:23:12,768 --> 00:23:14,520
I meant I'm not buying the story.
489
00:23:14,603 --> 00:23:17,606
Hey. What's the plan, Harley?
How are you gonna get me outta this?
490
00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:20,317
In my experience, when you really want
someone to be innocent,
491
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,694
you tend to let your feelings
get in the way of the facts.
492
00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:26,031
At this point, you are not helping her
by helping her.
493
00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:27,199
I made a promise.
494
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:32,412
Ronnie, if it wasn't you,
who else had access to your equipment?
495
00:23:41,046 --> 00:23:42,548
- What are you doing?
- What do you say
496
00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:45,217
we sashay on over there
and go hustle this guy?
497
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:48,887
I didn't come here to watch you
act out scenes from The Color of Money.
498
00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:50,681
Oh. I do a pretty good Tom Cruise.
499
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:55,602
- That's not bad.
- What's up, Georgie?
500
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:58,856
- Hiya.
- Hey--Mr. Carter.
501
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:02,401
I actually, I'd prefer to be alone.
502
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:05,445
- My wife just got arrested.
- We are aware.
503
00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:07,447
Well, shouldn't you be working her case?
504
00:24:07,531 --> 00:24:10,951
- Because Ronnie didn't do anything.
- Who did? Any thoughts?
505
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:14,872
What do ya say we rack these babies up
and then nutshell this?
506
00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:16,748
Yeah! Talk over some leads.
507
00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:19,626
You know, Jorge, I was married once.
508
00:24:20,294 --> 00:24:23,672
Didn't end too well. Cost me a fortune.
But there are two things
509
00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:25,883
you gotta know when you're in a marriage.
510
00:24:25,966 --> 00:24:30,137
The first, self-grooming. Muy importante.
511
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:31,889
The second, communication.
512
00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:35,058
If you're gonna be late,
you gotta let your spouse know.
513
00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:38,812
They appreciate it.
You didn't do that last night, did you?
514
00:24:40,189 --> 00:24:42,649
- Oh! Nice job, buddy!
- I'm sorry?
515
00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:46,987
Ronnie said that you were out late
last night and never said where you went.
516
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:49,740
Where'd you go, Georgie?
Think before you answer.
517
00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:53,493
- Okay, here we go. Corner pocket!
- Wait, what's going in the corner pocket?
518
00:24:53,577 --> 00:24:54,661
The pool ball.
519
00:24:55,621 --> 00:24:57,539
- Actually, it was my turn?
- That it is.
520
00:24:57,623 --> 00:25:01,168
Where were you, George?
Questions only get harder as we go along.
521
00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:05,214
- I love my wife.
- You've made that crystal clear.
522
00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:07,090
You'd do anything for her.
523
00:25:08,759 --> 00:25:12,054
Wait, what do you two think
you think you know?
524
00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:14,765
What do you think we think we know?
525
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,975
- I think you think--
- You think we're thinking
526
00:25:17,059 --> 00:25:18,769
of something totally different
than you're thinking of.
527
00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:20,521
- Well, what?
- Think about this.
528
00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:24,149
Our minds were thinking of you thinking
about what you were gonna think about
529
00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:26,944
- what you were gonna think.
- I think you think
530
00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:31,698
that I took Ronnie's curling brush
and did something with it, which I didn't.
531
00:25:31,782 --> 00:25:35,577
We've spent a lot of time thinking about
what you were gonna be thinking about
532
00:25:35,661 --> 00:25:36,954
and it made us think--
533
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:38,580
what were you thinking about?
534
00:25:38,664 --> 00:25:39,957
Okay. Enough.
535
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,584
All right? Ronnie told us, George.
536
00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:45,796
Come on. Your wife does not want you
to get into any more trouble
537
00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:47,005
than you're already in.
538
00:25:47,089 --> 00:25:48,215
I'm sorry.
539
00:25:50,676 --> 00:25:52,094
Okay, I did it.
540
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:56,098
Nobody was supposed to get hurt!
I was just supposed to give him the brush!
541
00:25:57,766 --> 00:25:59,309
Who's him?
542
00:25:59,393 --> 00:26:02,312
It's the day of the Invitationals, Oscar.
543
00:26:02,396 --> 00:26:06,066
The Federation always gives out
the trophies, not the sponsor.
544
00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:07,401
But Madame Commissioner,
545
00:26:07,943 --> 00:26:10,988
don't you think that given the chunk
of money that I personally--
546
00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:13,156
- Sorry to interrupt.
- I'm not sorry.
547
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,367
We are here on behalf of my client,
548
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:20,539
Ronnie Hart, who is 100% innocent,
because we now know the identity
549
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,291
of the real attacker.
550
00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:26,086
As the late, great, Koji Yasuda once said,
"follow the money".
551
00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:28,297
Isn't that right, Farquhar?
552
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:32,217
- I'm not behind these attacks!
- Publicity gets drummed up,
553
00:26:32,301 --> 00:26:35,888
ticket sales go up, and you get a hefty
percentage of those ticket sales,
554
00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:37,222
don't you, Farquhar?
555
00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:39,349
What are you talking about?
556
00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:42,394
Did you not ask George Hart to bring you
Ronnie's curling brush?
557
00:26:42,477 --> 00:26:43,645
It was a business opportunity!
558
00:26:43,729 --> 00:26:46,732
I told George to leave her brush
for me in her locker.
559
00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:50,152
The silver lining, I thought,
was selling the thing!
560
00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:54,156
You know, people pay top dollar
for sports memorabilia
561
00:26:54,239 --> 00:26:55,699
that belongs to a convicted athlete.
562
00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:58,493
- Hey!
- No one's been convicted, Pinstripes.
563
00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:02,748
Okay, I'm not the enemy here, okay?
I never even saw the brush!
564
00:27:02,831 --> 00:27:04,541
When I got to her locker, it wasn't there.
565
00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:07,669
Well, how many people do you think
had access to Ronnie's locker?
566
00:27:07,753 --> 00:27:09,630
Day of the championship?
More than Farquhar.
567
00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:12,424
- Judge Judy!
- This is the last straw.
568
00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:15,886
Miss Hart, in light
of no new evidence or suspect,
569
00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:18,972
I have no choice but to activate your ban.
570
00:27:19,056 --> 00:27:21,391
You will not compete in today's bonspiel.
571
00:27:21,475 --> 00:27:23,644
No. Please reconsider, Madame.
572
00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:25,646
It is tough enough out there
for female athletes
573
00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:28,941
when fans care more about
our looks than our skills sometimes.
574
00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:33,987
All I wanted was to be taken seriously
for who I am and my talent.
575
00:27:35,739 --> 00:27:38,534
- Please.
- Miss Hart...
576
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:48,836
you will not represent our sport
on our sheets or any other sheets today.
577
00:27:49,503 --> 00:27:54,049
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a lot
to do before the competition begins.
578
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:56,635
I think I'm gonna pass out.
579
00:27:57,219 --> 00:28:00,973
- I'm so sorry, Ronnie.
- We gotta go back to the scene.
580
00:28:01,056 --> 00:28:05,519
We have to reinvestigate,
see if we missed something.
581
00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:07,688
No. It's too late, Harley. We tried.
582
00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:12,568
But this is my fate. Okay? I'm done.
I've got no more fight left in me.
583
00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:17,072
That's no way for a soon-to-be
Olympian to be talking.
584
00:28:17,155 --> 00:28:20,742
I want you to grab your gear
and I want you to go wait by the ice,
585
00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:25,122
because you are going to play in the...
586
00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:31,837
- schpull buh.
- What?
587
00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:34,631
- The spielball.
- Oh, the bonspiel.
588
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:39,636
Bonspiel. I'm sorry,
I wanted to say that word all episode.
589
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:43,223
Good afternoon, Bishop,
590
00:28:43,307 --> 00:28:46,351
and welcome to the Farquhar
Women's Curling Invitational!
591
00:28:46,435 --> 00:28:50,397
I'm Wes Holmes, Bishop's resident
forensic expert and son of
592
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,901
Manitoba's eight-time women's
curling champion, Madge Holmes.
593
00:28:53,984 --> 00:28:55,652
Wow, what a claim to fame, Wes.
594
00:28:55,736 --> 00:28:58,071
And I'm Delilah Halsey,
and I was roped into this
595
00:28:58,155 --> 00:29:00,991
because I'm mouthy, hot to trot,
and a glutton for punishment.
596
00:29:02,826 --> 00:29:04,536
Coin tosses are underrated.
597
00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:08,415
- Yes!
- Looks like Team Camille has won the toss
598
00:29:08,498 --> 00:29:10,042
and we are off to the races!
599
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:11,877
So much controversy
surrounding these ladies.
600
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,795
Both teams playing new skips.
601
00:29:13,879 --> 00:29:16,924
But that's all behind us now
as both teams take the ice!
602
00:29:17,007 --> 00:29:20,219
Well, my money is on the mean girls
'cause they look feisty.
603
00:29:25,474 --> 00:29:26,558
Lay off the rock,
604
00:29:26,642 --> 00:29:29,895
- let's see where this stone will land.
- Who knows and who cares,
605
00:29:29,978 --> 00:29:33,815
'cause in my mind, I'm already at home
with a big bowl of Jamoca Almond Fudge
606
00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:35,192
and maybe some ice cream.
607
00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:38,737
Oh, and it hits the button!
Dead centre! The perfect start
608
00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:40,822
for the reason we're all alive today!
609
00:29:40,906 --> 00:29:42,241
Folks, I work with this guy
610
00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:45,452
in a very dark room with some
very dead bodies, so--
611
00:29:45,536 --> 00:29:47,829
- And we're also sort of a couple.
- Oh, we are not a couple.
612
00:29:47,913 --> 00:29:49,414
Well, intimacy has a way of rearing
613
00:29:49,498 --> 00:29:50,958
- its head in delicate ways.
- All right.
614
00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:52,125
Action!
615
00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:55,963
Camille walks toward the chaise lounge.
616
00:29:56,046 --> 00:30:02,469
I, intruder, enter, come up
behind Camille, struggle ensues--
617
00:30:02,553 --> 00:30:04,179
Okay, so if you're
coming through the door,
618
00:30:04,263 --> 00:30:05,305
then you're able to grab a hold of me,
619
00:30:05,389 --> 00:30:08,725
so you probably grab
my shoulder with one hand,
620
00:30:08,809 --> 00:30:12,479
and then your other hand to the small
of my back so you can spin me around.
621
00:30:14,106 --> 00:30:17,734
Harley, come on. Put your hand
right here. Spin me around.
622
00:30:21,864 --> 00:30:23,282
And then the lights go out.
623
00:30:26,076 --> 00:30:27,536
- Dave?
- Yeah?
624
00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:30,455
This is a re-enactment. You don't actually
have to turn the lights off.
625
00:30:31,957 --> 00:30:33,542
Who do you think's winning right now?
626
00:30:40,382 --> 00:30:43,010
They cannot be happy
with that release or that sweep!
627
00:30:47,139 --> 00:30:50,309
You know, I am confused and bored,
but that looks like a major blunder, Wes.
628
00:30:50,976 --> 00:30:52,686
I gotta tell ya, Delilah, Team Hart
629
00:30:52,769 --> 00:30:56,481
could really use some of that Ronnie Hart
magic right about now.
630
00:30:57,649 --> 00:31:01,320
That's it. What if Camille wasn't
the only person on the ground?
631
00:31:01,403 --> 00:31:04,656
What if in the dark, the intruder slipped,
fell, hit the deck?
632
00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:08,160
And Camille wouldn't know about it
because the lights were off,
633
00:31:08,243 --> 00:31:10,120
so it wouldn't be in her testimony.
634
00:31:10,662 --> 00:31:13,290
Okay, look. The buns, look at the buns.
635
00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:18,045
Buns.
636
00:31:18,128 --> 00:31:21,298
Oh, yeah. I know who did it!
637
00:31:22,508 --> 00:31:24,468
- Who?
- Oh, hello?
638
00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:25,719
Oh, what's that?
639
00:31:25,802 --> 00:31:28,472
You don't want me to tell them
until after the commercial break?
640
00:31:29,348 --> 00:31:32,434
Okay. Cut. Print.
641
00:31:32,518 --> 00:31:38,065
Team Camille take the lead nine to six.
Team Hart now possess the last stone.
642
00:31:38,148 --> 00:31:39,900
Oh, my stars and garters!
643
00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:42,819
Garters, yeah. I knew there was
some cake behind all that vanilla.
644
00:31:42,903 --> 00:31:45,656
I'm officially uncomfortable
and a little turned on.
645
00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:46,782
Mission accomplished.
646
00:31:49,535 --> 00:31:51,245
Stop the game. Delilah, hit me.
647
00:31:51,328 --> 00:31:52,746
We speak the language.
648
00:31:52,829 --> 00:31:58,252
Thank you, Delilah.
There's no such thing as a perfect crime,
649
00:31:58,335 --> 00:32:02,714
even if it is six years in the making.
650
00:32:02,798 --> 00:32:07,010
Isn't that right, handyman Gus?
651
00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:12,224
You know, Gus, you said
something super weird to me.
652
00:32:12,307 --> 00:32:13,851
Curling's been my life's work.
653
00:32:14,476 --> 00:32:17,312
It was a really odd thing
for a handyman to say,
654
00:32:17,396 --> 00:32:20,190
but you weren't always
a handyman, were you, Gus?
655
00:32:20,274 --> 00:32:21,775
Let's take a walk down Memory Lane.
656
00:32:21,859 --> 00:32:25,112
Yeah, goin' down Memory Lane. Oh, yeah!
657
00:32:25,195 --> 00:32:28,740
- He's got the moves, right?
- He should move off of the rink.
658
00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:34,371
Six years ago, Gus was rockin'
a really sweet moustache
659
00:32:34,454 --> 00:32:36,415
and he was also a curling official.
660
00:32:36,498 --> 00:32:39,459
The last match he officiated
was the Golden Curl.
661
00:32:39,543 --> 00:32:41,795
This rock is out of play!
662
00:32:41,879 --> 00:32:44,047
He made a call- a good call.
663
00:32:44,131 --> 00:32:46,300
- It was a burnt rock.
- Zero points--
664
00:32:46,383 --> 00:32:49,261
Camille disputed it. Portia backed her up.
665
00:32:49,344 --> 00:32:50,470
Gus was fired.
666
00:32:50,554 --> 00:32:54,641
The girls stood to lose
$150,000 if that call stood.
667
00:32:54,725 --> 00:32:58,687
It was overturned, your career was ruined,
and they didn't even break a nail.
668
00:32:58,770 --> 00:33:00,355
Let's see that Golden Curl trophy!
669
00:33:00,439 --> 00:33:03,567
- You're kind of a "Golden Curled"--.
- I can't hear you when he's here.
670
00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:09,656
This is also the trophy that was used
to break Camille's, meta-scorpal?
671
00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:11,909
- Metatarsal.
- Marsupial.
672
00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:13,869
- "Meta", tarsal.
- Meta?
673
00:33:13,952 --> 00:33:15,537
- He's not gonna get it.
- He'll get it.
674
00:33:15,621 --> 00:33:18,415
- Meh--metar--
- Metatarsal!
675
00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:20,000
- Metatarsal!
- You got it.
676
00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:25,088
Thank you. Gus, you took
Ronnie's lucky brush
677
00:33:25,172 --> 00:33:27,466
and used it to attack Portia.
678
00:33:27,549 --> 00:33:30,552
They took away your dreams of officiating.
679
00:33:30,636 --> 00:33:33,263
You were gonna ruin their Olympic career
680
00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:37,267
by making sure they would not be able
to compete in this qualifier.
681
00:33:37,351 --> 00:33:41,396
And Ronnie was the perfect fall guy.
I'm sorry, fall person.
682
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,025
Let's talk about your wife for a second.
The old ball and chain.
683
00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:47,152
Harley didn't even know Ronnie's nickname
684
00:33:47,236 --> 00:33:49,196
- until I taught him!
- Oh, nice job.
685
00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:52,199
I have to remind my wife
of the players' names every game!
686
00:33:52,282 --> 00:33:55,994
Oh, yeah. Okay. You know what?
Let's take a look at Gus's wedding ring.
687
00:33:56,870 --> 00:33:58,622
Come on, cameraperson. Get in close.
688
00:33:59,248 --> 00:34:00,916
Here, if you look up to your monitors,
689
00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:04,211
you will see that it's not actually
a wedding ring at all.
690
00:34:04,294 --> 00:34:09,216
It's actually Gus's ceremonial
curling officials ring.
691
00:34:09,299 --> 00:34:12,427
The exact imprint of this ring
692
00:34:12,511 --> 00:34:15,973
was found on a hotdog bun
at the scene of the crime.
693
00:34:16,056 --> 00:34:18,475
- What?
- How is that not in an evidence bag?
694
00:34:18,559 --> 00:34:21,061
- He should have an evidence bag.
- You're an evidence bag.
695
00:34:22,688 --> 00:34:23,814
- You okay?
- Yep.
696
00:34:23,897 --> 00:34:25,691
Why?
697
00:34:26,567 --> 00:34:28,110
Because of a lost job?
698
00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:33,156
I had to stop them!
They know they cheated.
699
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,075
And they needed to pay the price.
700
00:34:35,158 --> 00:34:36,869
Should Ronnie have paid that price, Gus?
701
00:34:38,871 --> 00:34:39,913
No.
702
00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:44,042
- She shouldn't have.
- Not too much. Watch out for the suede.
703
00:34:44,126 --> 00:34:45,377
- Watch out for the suede. Okay.
- Sorry.
704
00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:47,337
Hey, ladies and gentlemen,
705
00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:51,967
I wanna introduce to you
the newly innocent Round
706
00:34:52,050 --> 00:34:58,599
the House Ronnie!
707
00:34:59,850 --> 00:35:04,980
Okay, the Federation's Commissioner is
allowing Ronnie Hart to play the hammer!
708
00:35:05,063 --> 00:35:06,899
Be still, my beating heart!
709
00:35:07,608 --> 00:35:09,401
- Was that a reference to me?
- That is not you.
710
00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:10,485
Oh, my gosh!
711
00:35:10,569 --> 00:35:13,322
She'll need to pull off
her signature move.
712
00:35:13,405 --> 00:35:15,157
Can she do it, folks?
713
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:19,494
Ronnie!
714
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,835
Hurry!
715
00:35:26,919 --> 00:35:28,378
Hurry, stop!
716
00:35:41,683 --> 00:35:43,977
She did it!
717
00:35:46,355 --> 00:35:49,608
Ronnie Hart has just come back
from the brink of disaster
718
00:35:49,691 --> 00:35:53,111
and won the Farquhar
Women's Curling Invitational!
719
00:36:01,411 --> 00:36:05,123
I don't know, what I'm gonna find
720
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,835
This is quite the spread.
721
00:36:07,918 --> 00:36:09,336
- Hey.
- Hi.
722
00:36:09,419 --> 00:36:10,712
Old family recipe.
723
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,300
I'm really glad you made it out tonight.
724
00:36:15,384 --> 00:36:16,593
Me too.
725
00:36:16,677 --> 00:36:18,804
And don't worry about Harley and Dave.
They will show.
726
00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:23,225
Fashionably late, but they will be here.
That's Harley.
727
00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:28,647
- Aye-yeah! Come on!
- Hurry! Harder!
728
00:36:28,730 --> 00:36:30,232
- I'm curling!
- Harder!
729
00:36:30,315 --> 00:36:31,441
You're curling!
730
00:36:35,112 --> 00:36:37,447
It ain't easy. I told you.
731
00:36:38,323 --> 00:36:40,742
All right, take it down a notch,
Fruit of the Broom.
732
00:36:40,826 --> 00:36:42,786
You don't wanna pull something.
733
00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:46,456
We'd better head over to Boyle's place.
We're heading into fashionably late time.
734
00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:55,883
Which one of you is Dave Leigh?
735
00:36:57,217 --> 00:37:00,804
Dave Leigh that left me a message
regarding one Joyce Warwick Boyle?
736
00:37:02,848 --> 00:37:04,516
You're a hard guy to track down.
737
00:37:05,809 --> 00:37:08,687
Fortunately for you, I'm a cop.
And a good one.
738
00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:10,647
Marco Ciccone of the 52nd.
739
00:37:12,232 --> 00:37:15,861
Dave, you wanna tell me how you know
an extra from The Shield?
740
00:37:15,944 --> 00:37:17,779
Harley Carter, this is Marco Ciccone.
741
00:37:17,863 --> 00:37:19,406
This is Boyle's ex-partner.
742
00:37:19,489 --> 00:37:21,617
I put a phone call in,
tried to track him down.
743
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:22,910
Oh. Welcome to Bishop.
744
00:37:22,993 --> 00:37:26,455
Yeah, well, this isn't the kind of
conversation you can have over the phone.
745
00:37:26,538 --> 00:37:28,707
Joyce Boyle is not to be trusted.
746
00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,043
Let me tell ya a little story.
747
00:37:31,126 --> 00:37:34,463
Boyle and I, we worked homicide together.
We get tipped off.
748
00:37:35,047 --> 00:37:38,383
There's this case we're working
that intersects with this large drug bust.
749
00:37:39,009 --> 00:37:42,137
Boyle's a bit of a hotshot. He wants
to get in therebefore the backup hits.
750
00:37:42,221 --> 00:37:43,347
What we walk into...
751
00:37:44,723 --> 00:37:46,975
Ambush. Set-up.
752
00:37:47,059 --> 00:37:49,937
I get shot in the leg,
another cop gets shot dead,
753
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:52,272
and a boat-load of drug money
never makes it into evidence.
754
00:37:52,356 --> 00:37:53,899
So Boyle's a dirty cop.
755
00:37:53,982 --> 00:37:56,443
What would you think if you had to work
a limp for the rest of your life,
756
00:37:56,527 --> 00:37:58,278
bury a cop, a good friend,
757
00:37:58,362 --> 00:38:01,865
and your partner of seven years
is the only thing that gets off scot-free,
758
00:38:01,949 --> 00:38:03,200
without a scratch?
759
00:38:03,283 --> 00:38:05,744
So that's what his sealed
disciplinary hearing was about?
760
00:38:05,827 --> 00:38:08,455
I tried to get more information
but everything's been redacted.
761
00:38:08,539 --> 00:38:09,790
You mean buried.
762
00:38:10,415 --> 00:38:14,795
Joyce doesn't work for ten months,
and then he shows up here in Bishop,
763
00:38:15,462 --> 00:38:16,880
as the Chief of Police.
764
00:38:16,964 --> 00:38:20,133
You've gotta ask yourselves,
what is he runnin' from?
765
00:38:21,385 --> 00:38:23,720
You know, I've been tryin' to track
him down ever since he skipped town.
766
00:38:23,804 --> 00:38:25,722
And when I got that message
from you I thought...
767
00:38:26,682 --> 00:38:27,766
maybe he knows somethin'.
768
00:38:28,559 --> 00:38:31,603
Maybe you found the money, or something
else that can pin this on him.
769
00:38:31,687 --> 00:38:35,566
So he's here in Bishop laundering money?
770
00:38:35,649 --> 00:38:37,776
All the arrows seem to be
pointing in one direction.
771
00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:42,364
And if it was up to me,
I would look in his office. My gut?
772
00:38:42,447 --> 00:38:44,825
That's where you're gonna find the thing
that links him to this crime.
773
00:38:44,908 --> 00:38:46,952
They haven't found the gun
that shot me yet.
774
00:38:47,494 --> 00:38:50,664
Why don't the three of us
reconnect in the A.M.?
775
00:38:50,747 --> 00:38:52,708
Concoct a plan to bring this bum down?
776
00:38:53,876 --> 00:38:54,877
Yeah.
777
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,796
Please don't let me down
778
00:38:59,965 --> 00:39:02,676
I got better things to do
779
00:39:04,136 --> 00:39:08,056
Than let you hang around
780
00:39:09,391 --> 00:39:12,394
When you don't know what you should do
781
00:39:14,563 --> 00:39:17,941
Please don't think you've found
782
00:39:19,484 --> 00:39:22,070
Someone who will rescue you
783
00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:27,659
I don't need your crown
784
00:39:29,328 --> 00:39:32,331
I don't need your shades of blue
785
00:39:35,751 --> 00:39:40,464
I got so many ways to keep my hands clean
786
00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:45,427
I got so many ways to keep myself free
787
00:39:45,511 --> 00:39:47,888
It's gonna take a lot more than you
788
00:39:47,971 --> 00:39:50,098
To convince me
789
00:39:54,353 --> 00:39:57,314
Open wide say ah...