1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,302 All right, try it again. 2 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:14,348 Did you even look at the engine before you bought this thing? 3 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:17,017 No, but the guy said it once belonged to Val Kilmer, so... 4 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:20,062 Oh, well even Val Kilmer can't drive with a busted starter engine. 5 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,480 Why do you hate Val Kilmer? 6 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:25,901 Hard to believe they're finally replacing you on Call Carter. 7 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:27,361 Whoa. Nobody's replacing me. 8 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:29,905 - Nobody used the term "replace." - Oh yeah? What word did they use? 9 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:32,783 They can call it whatever they want. I quit them. Remember? 10 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,409 I loved my time on Call Carter, 11 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:36,453 but that's in the rear view, and I'm fine with that. 12 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,080 All right, as long as you're happy, buddy. 13 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,248 Of course I'm happy. 14 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:42,000 If I wasn't, I wouldn't have agreed to take this new kid on a ride along 15 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:45,587 and show him how a real detective operates. 16 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:47,506 Oh, here he is now. 17 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:48,715 Hey, who is this guy, anyway? 18 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:52,427 Some kid they found doing dinner theatre in Minneapolis or something. 19 00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:55,222 I'm gonna give him the kind of leg up every newcomer deserves. 20 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,474 - You have a big heart, Harley Carter. - I've got a big everything. 21 00:00:57,558 --> 00:01:00,102 - Okay. Except for ankles. - Do not have big ankles. 22 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:03,105 You know there's no exercise that properly targets the anks? 23 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:06,233 - Harley! My main man! - Vijay! 24 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:08,777 - What's up, squirt? - Nothing much, nothing much. 25 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:11,029 Surprise! 26 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,539 David Arquette? 27 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:26,211 Look. They were gonna go with a no name, 28 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,755 but at midnight last night, David Arquette said he would be willing 29 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:30,799 to take the part if they backed a money truck up to his house. 30 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:33,552 My understanding is they literally backed a truck up to his house. 31 00:01:34,178 --> 00:01:35,721 No, it's...it's fine. 32 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:39,224 It's just not where I would have gone casting-wise, but... 33 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,643 - I'll help out any way I can. - Okay, good. 34 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:42,936 You're a big man, Harley Carter. 35 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:44,980 Harley freakin' Carter! 36 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:50,944 Oh! I cannot wait to pick your brain. 37 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:55,699 I'm gonna get so deep inside there, I'm gonna impregnate your soul. 38 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:02,080 - All right, I'm off. - Whoa. Where are you going? 39 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:03,498 There-- there is trouble 40 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,751 on the set of Lady Cop, so I gotta go to that. 41 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,545 I just... I'll see you in a couple of days, okay? 42 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,380 I'm Dave. I'm a huge fan. 43 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,424 You were the best part of Scream 2, hands down. 44 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:14,092 - Have to say. - Thanks! 45 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:16,762 I can tell you're a fan by the crazed look in your eyes. 46 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:19,181 But listen, I brush my teeth just like you do. 47 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:22,643 I just have a little guy there named Mr. Pippers who holds my brush. 48 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,440 - So this is where the magic happens. - Yeah. 49 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:31,485 The beating heart of law enforcement resides behind those doors. 50 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:32,945 Small town PD. 51 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:35,155 What, do you guys have one gun and just pass it around? 52 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:39,826 Hey, I can teach you what I know, but you need to check that attitude. 53 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:44,665 This is a place of work. A temple. Respect it, and it will respect you back. 54 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,208 I got it. Respect. 55 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,210 Let's do this! 56 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:53,841 What up, Bishop? 57 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:57,177 David Arquette in the house! 58 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:59,721 Hey, it's David Arquette! Hands off! 59 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,473 David, David! 60 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:08,105 Is that what it was like when you came back? 61 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:11,650 It was way worse, I was just never into that stuff. 62 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:12,985 Love and adulation? 63 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,779 No, I was always about the work. Always about the work. 64 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,030 Get your hands off me! It's David! 65 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,074 That's the no name replacing you on your TV show? 66 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:21,535 Whoa, nobody is replacing anyone 67 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,662 and yes, it's David Arquette. 68 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,664 All right, guys. 69 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:30,544 - Does anybody have any work to do, or... - You should probably get back to work. 70 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:33,297 Come on. No... 71 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,840 I need some me time, all right, guys? 72 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,009 I'll get to each and every one of you, I promise. 73 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:41,138 - Who are you? - Oh, Detective Shaw. 74 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:48,520 Harley never told me that you were replacing him on his show! What? 75 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:50,522 It's David Arquette! 76 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:54,568 The golden age of television meets the golden age of Arquette it's perfect. 77 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,779 Although we're gonna make the show a lot grittier this year. 78 00:03:57,863 --> 00:04:00,365 Like, real stories from the streets, not like, 79 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:01,742 what they were doing before. 80 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:02,826 Totally. 81 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,369 - Heh, yeah. - We were a top 30 show 82 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:09,791 on WGN America every year I was there so we must be doing something right. 83 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:12,461 Yeah, but you know that old saying, 84 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:15,005 if everyone loves you, you must be doing something wrong? 85 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:24,556 So I'm just here to ride along and learn from the pros. 86 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,641 Like you, for instance. 87 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:29,770 Wow, I thought you were here to study Harley. 88 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:32,856 Nah, I get inspiration from everywhere. 89 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,066 - I'm an artist, you know? - Yeah. 90 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,485 I can't turn it off. God just... 91 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,821 made me too talented. Yeah. 92 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:42,366 - I don't know if that's arrogant to say-- - Yes. 93 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,825 Watch this. 94 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:49,790 Who wants a lap dance from David Arquette? 95 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,212 So this is where the party's at? 96 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,506 - Simone! - Hey! 97 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,508 How are you? What's up? 98 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,343 - I want some of this! - Oh my! The shirt! 99 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,554 Look at that print! Oh my goodness. 100 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,972 What are you doing here? 101 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,474 Did I just hear somebody yell "It's David Arquette?" 102 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:11,061 Oh, yeah, it is David Arquette. So lame, right? 103 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:14,690 Have you seen that boy wrestle in his teeny-weeny man panties? 104 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,859 Lame is not the word I'd use. 105 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:19,736 - Wrestling is fake. - Oh...I'm guess I'm leaving now. 106 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,446 Give us a minute. 107 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:26,577 Simone's back! 108 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,705 - I haven't heard from you in months! - You don't return my texts? 109 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,583 I have to rely on social media to know if you're alive! 110 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:41,717 - See? Now that's a greeting. - So what happened to-- what... 111 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:43,385 Where was it? 112 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:44,928 - Miami? - Miami? 113 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,306 Girl, it has been a long time since we've talked. 114 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:48,682 Buy me lunch and I'll give you the whole story? 115 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:52,311 - No, I can't, I'm at work. - Same old Sam. What time do you get off? 116 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,605 - When work is done? - Okay. 117 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,649 - Let's meet later. - No, I'm not staying at your place. 118 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:59,401 - Of course you are. - Absolutely not. 119 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,320 - No! I'm not staying at your house, Sam! - Of course you are! Are you kidding me? 120 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:02,529 - Remember last time? I was trying - You're staying at my place. 121 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:04,364 - to redecorate and you freaked out - You're staying at my place! 122 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,200 - and cried. - I am not debating this. 123 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:09,119 All right, get some rest. And I will see you tonight. 124 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:11,455 Just 'til I figure out where I'm going to stay. 125 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:14,583 - Welcome home. - What's the Wi-Fi situation? 126 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,337 - We were having such a nice moment. - Well, it was so slow last time. 127 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,756 - Why do you do that every time? - I've gotta download my shows. 128 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:23,008 "To Mrs. Rafalski, stay sexy! 129 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,635 Deputy Dewey." 130 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:28,263 Scream is my wife's favourite movie, she's gonna flip! 131 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:29,765 Well, that's the right reaction. 132 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,184 Hope you get some! 133 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,478 All right, everybody. 134 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:38,941 Mr. Arquette is our guest, and I know it will be an inconvenience, and... 135 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,776 annoying at times, 136 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:45,239 but let's give him whatever he needs and show him what great hosts we are. 137 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,407 Well, I'm just here to see how real cops... 138 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:48,742 get 'er done! 139 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,285 That's not funny. 140 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,580 You know, in Hollywood, we get a lot of awards, 141 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,999 but I want you to know what you're the real heroes, 142 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,251 give yourself a hand! 143 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:05,634 Now let's go save a cat from a tree or give a lawnmower a ticket, 144 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:08,637 whatever backwoods nonsense you do around here! 145 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:12,933 Listen up! Got a report of a body washed up on Collins Sound. 146 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,562 Oh...drowned and found. 147 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:18,981 Drowned and found. 148 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,901 Nice one, David Arquette! 149 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:24,903 Keep 'em coming. 150 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:28,490 Is it okay if I hate him just a little bit? 151 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:32,744 He may be a pampered Hollywood star, but over the next two days, 152 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:35,914 I'm gonna turn David Arquette into a true detective, 153 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:37,207 even if it kills him. 154 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,711 Don't you mean "even if it kills you?" 155 00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:42,754 I know what I meant! 156 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:06,236 Carter 157 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,828 Unbelievable. 158 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,000 Come on... 159 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,586 - Yeah, let's do this! - Dude, where have you been? 160 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,671 - I've been here fifteen minutes. - I had to change. 161 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:27,841 - You had to change for this? - Yeah, it's my crime scene look. 162 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:30,219 Unbelievable. Okay, whoa. Careful. 163 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:33,639 Easy there, okay? This is very important, crossing the tape. 164 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,390 You mess this up, it ruins the whole scene. 165 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:37,059 - Okay. - My technique... 166 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:40,479 I like to use hand, neck, body follows. Okay? 167 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:43,065 Hand, neck, body follows, step. Try it. 168 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,484 Hand, neck, body follows. 169 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:46,777 - Step, that's it. - That's it? Okay. 170 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:47,945 Very important. 171 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:51,907 Rafalski! 172 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:55,160 - What is this? - That's crime scene tape. 173 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:56,912 To secure the perimeter of the crime scene. 174 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:59,373 How many times have I told you, this is way too tight! 175 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,916 No one else complained. 176 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,417 He's here! 177 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:06,421 Hey, everyone, can you just stop what you're doing for a sec? 178 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:10,300 It's an old Hollywood tradition that the lead gets the crew 179 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,886 something extravagant on the first day. 180 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:17,057 Just to establish loyalty and dominance, so I got you a coffee truck! 181 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:21,019 Yeah, guys! So help yourselves, and remember! 182 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:24,648 Don't spill anything on your costumes, these wardrobe girls will kill ya. 183 00:09:25,858 --> 00:09:28,235 - Did you cater a crime scene? - Yeah, you don't? 184 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,404 No! This is not a set! 185 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:33,156 - These are not actors, they're people. - Tell me about it! 186 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,285 We should cast some real hot cops for some motivation. 187 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,459 Okay, listen up. 188 00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:48,797 Welcome to "Dead Men Tell Some Tales" theatre. 189 00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:51,842 So, storm surge brought the body up on the beach, 190 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,428 but we do not believe that the deceased drowned. 191 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:58,223 If he had, he would have been bloated once he resurfaced. 192 00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:01,268 This man was dead before he entered the water. 193 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,061 Okay? 194 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:08,150 Yeah...oh yeah. 195 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:13,530 Okay...All right, yeah. 196 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:17,492 We're circling. 197 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:20,662 We're scrutinizing. We're letting the body tell us a story. 198 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:22,080 Talk to me, baby. 199 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:23,916 Oh, yeah. 200 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,085 - Everybody's staring at us. - It's okay. 201 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:34,301 We got some ligature marks around the ankles. 202 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,928 That means that this man was deceased 203 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:39,223 before he hit the water or they would have to weigh him down. 204 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,892 - Nice anks, too. - You know, there's no exercise 205 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,268 that properly targets the anks. 206 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,020 Oh, we got a broken leg, 207 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:48,148 which means that this man was not tossed from a boat. 208 00:10:48,232 --> 00:10:50,567 Everyone knows that if you hit the water 209 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:53,278 from a high altitude, it's... it's like hitting concrete. 210 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,489 Isn't this the part where you're supposed to come up 211 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,784 with a big line that launches the investigation in the right direction? 212 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:02,454 No, David. No. Never force it. Only if it comes organically. 213 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:07,292 Therefore...I conclude...that this man... 214 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,586 fell from the sky! 215 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:16,134 I don't think that's gonna make the cut. 216 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,220 He fell from the sky. 217 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,056 Harley's theory was right on the money. 218 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,851 You know, I was gonna say he fell from the sky too. 219 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:26,103 He has an incision at the back of his hairline 220 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,397 likely made from a thin-bladed knife. 221 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,607 Brain was dead before he hit the water. 222 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,110 Crushed vertebrae, shattered pelvis, 223 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,029 totally consistent with an injury from a great big fall. 224 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,282 Good hair, detective. Work! 225 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:42,369 I said "hair." I meant to say "work," but I was thinking hair. 226 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,414 Oh, and I found this in his suit jacket. 227 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,125 He has nothing else on him. I think it's a bird. 228 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:53,297 It's a Thunderbird. Anishinaabe design, specifically Ojibwa. 229 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,757 How did something like this end up in pin stripe's pocket? 230 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:58,969 Well, I think I know where we can go to get an answer to that question. 231 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,889 Oh, she's good. What else has she been in? 232 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,560 Okay, I have to go talk to someone now, 233 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:10,731 so you say nothing, you touch nothing, you do nothing. 234 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:14,151 You are untrained and ill-equipped, so you stay in the car. 235 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,736 Great. 236 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,366 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where are you going? 237 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,493 Sam said stay in the car, man! 238 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,872 I can't learn anything in the car! 239 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,248 I need my boots on the ground. 240 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:33,587 I need to feel things, and touch things, and taste things, smell things. 241 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,547 You wouldn't understand. 242 00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,132 But... 243 00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:49,603 He just put that in his mouth. Was I ever like that? 244 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,523 Well, you still do an uncomfortable amount of tasting, let's just say that. 245 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:53,899 - Do we go get him? - No. 246 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,526 I need a minute without that guy. 247 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:58,237 And that is how it's done. Acting! 248 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,364 - Hey! - Hi. 249 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,826 Sorry, I...I'm just supposed to be waiting in the car. 250 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,078 I probably should do that. 251 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:10,707 Open the door! 252 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,127 - Open the door! - Can I help you? 253 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:16,129 Can you please just open the door? 254 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,715 I thought you had to touch, taste, and smell stuff. 255 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,259 I did. I did, thank you. 256 00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,636 And now there's a very large man coming. 257 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,138 I got this. 258 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,435 - What up, Waab? - The big man! 259 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,438 - Bakwa! - Sam! 260 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:37,150 - Wow! Hey, how you doing? - Good, how are you? 261 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,986 - Hollywood! - Hey! 262 00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:43,323 - Oh, and this is, - David Arquette. 263 00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:45,075 - Of course. - Hey. 264 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,286 Everyone knows who David Arquette is. 265 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,955 - Muppets From Space. Oh, yeah. - I was also in A Very Muppet Christmas. 266 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,708 I also presented Kermit with his star on Hollywood Boulevard. 267 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,460 We're really tight. I'm not bragging. 268 00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:59,548 I went to the Victoria's Secret Christmas show. It was good. 269 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,592 So I was hoping you could help me with something. 270 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:02,843 Look at this. What do you make of that? 271 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,220 It was handmade, by somebody who knew what they were doing. 272 00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:06,305 Didn't get this in a gift shop. 273 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:09,641 I thought of you because you gave me one of these once. 274 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:12,686 Said it was one of a kind, like me. Will you ask around? 275 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,188 Would that make me part of your Scooby gang? 276 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:19,818 We are hiring if this whole seaplane business crashes and burns. 277 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,947 Sorry, that didn't sound so dark when I said it in my head. 278 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:27,492 So the thing is, we found it on a dead guy. 279 00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,036 Now that was dark. 280 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,246 I'll keep my ear out, help in any way I can. 281 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,207 Okay. Thank you. We know you're busy. 282 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:37,002 Not for you, Sam. But yes, things are going well. 283 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,546 Getting better every day, a lot on the horizon. 284 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:42,549 If things keep going this way, we should go on an old school road trip. 285 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:45,344 - May have a line on some Lions tickets. - Okay! 286 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,346 - Hope to see you soon, sunshine. - Yeah. 287 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,847 Hollywood, a moment. 288 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,977 - He meant me. - Oh, I'm sorry. 289 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:58,732 - I'm from Hollywood, too. - So, you and Sam. 290 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:00,943 Me and Sam what? 291 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,903 That's what I thought. 292 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,864 You know she's amazing, right? 293 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,033 I may have clocked that. 294 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:11,578 You two seem to have some chemistry going there. 295 00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:14,331 Yeah, Sam and I have, like, grade five chemistry. 296 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,291 - But you two? - We're friends. 297 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,627 You know my uncle has a saying. 298 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,838 Listen or your tongue will make you deaf. 299 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,548 I'm sorry, I have no idea what that means. 300 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:26,343 It means stop flapping up these, start listening to this. 301 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,845 It's already a done deal, brother. 302 00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:55,706 Hey, you guys ever weigh down a body? Yeah, me neither. 303 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,917 - I'm sure it's not as easy as it looks. - We're not talking Waab, are we? 304 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,712 No, but maybe somebody who works for him? 305 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,631 I think it's time we paid a little visit to the AHM. 306 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,314 - Hi. - Hi. 307 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,024 I'm on the clock right now. 308 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,817 That's the only reason you're still standing. 309 00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:30,115 Want us to hold your jacket while you kick their butts? 310 00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:33,118 Nah, those guys are just proof that the lowest common denominator 311 00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:34,870 just found the basement. 312 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,747 How do you know he wasn't whistling at me? 313 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:41,418 Excuse me. Can we ask you a question? 314 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,547 I got him! 315 00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:47,966 - What the... - Not if I get there first! 316 00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:50,844 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah! 317 00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:10,531 I'd say freeze, but you beat me to it. 318 00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:11,865 Yeah! 319 00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:18,664 I already told you, I don't know nothing about no dead man on no beach! 320 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:20,791 And even if I did, I'm not talking. 321 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,292 You can go ahead and arrest me or whatever, 322 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:25,879 but I'm a lot more afraid of him than I am of you any day. 323 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:28,465 Him? Who is him? 324 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,261 Listen, I don't know if this is the right time, 325 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,888 but I'd really like to treat you all to dinner after wrap. 326 00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:42,062 Sorry, again, that I can't hang, but this dinner was kind of last minute. 327 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,355 We'll have time. 328 00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:46,108 - That's what you're wearing? - What? this is... 329 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:49,444 - this is my "going out" outfit! - Okay, you took me in. 330 00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:51,363 Let me at least be your glam fairy. 331 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,246 So how long do you think you're gonna be staying here? 332 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:02,374 - What's your game plan for... - Unbelievable. 333 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:05,085 Couldn't even wait one day before you start picking apart my life. 334 00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:06,628 - What are you talking about? - "What's your game plan?" 335 00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:10,299 Oh, yeah, I'm the worst, sorry I forced you to stay with me, too. 336 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:11,675 - What a bitch. - No, no. 337 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:15,596 One needs a plan in life, and since I do not currently have one, 338 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,264 I'll be looking to acquire one. 339 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:23,729 Are you kidding me? 340 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,982 This looks like if our set designer transformed our police station 341 00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:30,736 for a very special episode of Call Carter, "Carter Gets a Colonoscopy." 342 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,654 Hey, if you guys wouldn't mind moving just a tad to your right, 343 00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:34,781 I'm trying to keep Mr. Arquette's eye line clear. 344 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,075 Who's the new cop? A little saucy. 345 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,286 Apparently he's an assistant director. 346 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,538 Arquette had him flown up from Montreal to work the dinner. 347 00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:44,583 Oh, you gotta admit, though. That chocolate fountain is on point. 348 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,835 No, it's obscene! It's all obscene. 349 00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:49,880 I wish Boyle was here to see what happened to his precinct. 350 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,215 Do you? Really? 351 00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,759 I guess you're right, I don't. 352 00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:05,604 Well, thanks. I was going for "wow." 353 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,148 So the mechanic still won't talk, 354 00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:10,192 and I tried to reach Wabakwa, but he's gone. 355 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,277 - Nobody knows where he is. - You don't think Waab's involved in this? 356 00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:13,779 - I don't buy it. - No, me neither. 357 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:17,157 Wabakwa is many things, but a bad guy is not one of them. 358 00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:20,285 Speaking of bad guys. David Arquette. 359 00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:22,538 Buying everyone's affection. 360 00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:24,289 Can I admit something to you guys? 361 00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:25,832 - Sure. - Yeah, lay it on us. 362 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:29,378 I'm having a real hard time with this whole re-cast thing. 363 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:30,879 I mean, I knew one day they would move on. 364 00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:33,215 I just never thought they would, move on. 365 00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:36,552 I'm feeling replaced. Are people just gonna forget about me? 366 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,136 Look. 367 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:41,974 David Arquette is rich, super famous, and everybody loves him. 368 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,058 - I mean... - Loves him. 369 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,269 Eight Legged Freaks is a seriously underrated film. 370 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,771 - Great pep talk, Dave. - No, not finished. 371 00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:51,942 Because you know what he'll never be? He'll never be Harley Carter. 372 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:56,780 Because Harley flippin' Carter is irreplaceable and unforgettable. 373 00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,492 Oh, you guys are the best. 374 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,953 And so am I. 375 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,289 These Okies know how to party. 376 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,499 Jokes on him because I just ordered 377 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:10,002 a hundred chocolate soufflés from Schimm's Bakery. 378 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,671 Cost me a fortune, but he's not the only one who can throw around cash. 379 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,757 Those chocolate goodies are about upstage him! 380 00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:18,135 Hey, what's up? 381 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,345 Okay, we'll be right down. Guys! 382 00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:22,890 That was Delilah. They ID'd the body from the beach. Let's go. 383 00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,684 Sam! 384 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:28,896 Sam! I ordered those chocolate soufflés, and I prepaid. 385 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:30,063 They cost me a fortune! 386 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,317 We have identified this man as Pete Zahradnik, 387 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,862 a drug capo out of Duluth, Minnesota. Meth, dope, heroin. 388 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:40,657 Question, how does a goon from Duluth end up dead in Bishop? 389 00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:41,742 Answer! 390 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,830 - Does anyone have an answer? - Well, I may have an answer. 391 00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,207 Sorry to ruin your little evening. 392 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,792 Though it would have been nice for an invitation. 393 00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:52,377 Would have worn a great dress. 394 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,923 So I usually do a CT scan of the whole body to see the areas 395 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:59,593 that I haven't dissected, and this time I found an anomaly. 396 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,678 Didn't notice before because of all the trauma. 397 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,597 Follow me. 398 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:12,022 Well...this is how this works. 399 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,233 It's not difficult. 400 00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:19,780 But it is not easy. 401 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,782 Stay with me. Here we go. 402 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,624 Check it. 403 00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:40,008 Looks like a wilting flower. 404 00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:42,386 Looks like a dog licking a star. 405 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,304 Or another Anishinaabe symbol. 406 00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:46,640 The question isn't what are we looking at. 407 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:49,601 The question is why was this thing down a dead man's throat? 408 00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:52,980 Why? 409 00:21:58,652 --> 00:22:00,863 Hey. You okay? 410 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,700 Simone? 411 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:07,411 She's just so...messy! 412 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:10,956 - What like, clothes everywhere, messy? - Oh, her clothes are everywhere. 413 00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:14,293 But no, just she is the real mess. 414 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,794 She ditched me, Dave. 415 00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:18,672 I put my life on hold to take care of our mother 416 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:21,425 so she could go do whatever. 417 00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:24,887 And now, that things don't work out, I'm supposed to just... 418 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:27,431 clean up her mess? Like always? 419 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,933 Yeah. She needs you, Sam. 420 00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:32,811 Responsibility isn't exactly her strong suit. 421 00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:35,272 Well, what if I'm tired of being the responsible one? 422 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,816 I'm tired of worrying about everybody all the time. 423 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:41,862 My sister, my job, my friends, you, Harley. 424 00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:43,947 How is Harley? 425 00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:48,118 Yeah, everyone fawning over Arquette makes him feel a little less special. 426 00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:51,997 - Yeah, not a match made in heaven. - No. 427 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,374 Oh, great, there you are. 428 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:55,792 Come see what we've been working on. 429 00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:57,336 Prepare to be impressed. 430 00:22:57,419 --> 00:23:01,548 Okay. What if the drawing that we pulled from Zahradnik's throat 431 00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:03,175 wasn't a drawing at all? 432 00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:04,510 But it was a clue? 433 00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:06,637 Okay, he knew he was gonna get got, 434 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,932 and he wanted to leave something for us to find, 435 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:13,352 and we have just been looking at it sideways. 436 00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:15,938 David, marker. Thank you. 437 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:22,277 Okay. David, go get it. 438 00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:24,988 Here we go. It is actually... 439 00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:30,244 a criminal map to the stars, Great Lakes edition! 440 00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:33,789 Okay, here we go. We got star #1 over here. 441 00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:37,376 That is Zahradnik, that's our low-level Mafioso. 442 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:40,003 We know that he pushes and moves drugs. 443 00:23:40,087 --> 00:23:41,797 If this is a mob movie, he's the patsy. 444 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,133 He's the guy that the mob boss kills just to show that he's in charge. 445 00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:46,885 Probably played by David Arquette. 446 00:23:46,969 --> 00:23:49,763 Oh, thanks! I never get cast in those roles. 447 00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:55,352 Then, we got star #2, that is our guy Waabakwa. 448 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:59,147 He's got a new seaplane business, he's trying to get new clients. 449 00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:02,609 He finally gets a new one, he doesn't ask too many questions. 450 00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:05,988 In our mob movie, he's the innocent guy who just gets in over his head. 451 00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:10,075 That's also played by me 'cause those are the kind of roles I usually get. 452 00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:12,744 Finally, the star of our movie... 453 00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:15,414 star #3. 454 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,124 Spaghetti and meatballs. 455 00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:19,042 Are you trying to tell us you're hungry? 456 00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:21,336 Or insane, because message received. 457 00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:25,841 Guys, high-school road trip. 458 00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:31,889 Ciccoritti's Restaurante, the best pasta puttanesca we've ever had! 459 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,558 - Detroit. - Yes! 460 00:24:35,851 --> 00:24:39,062 Lions! Waabakwa said he had a line on some Lions tickets. 461 00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:41,315 That's the football team in Detroit. 462 00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:44,526 That's what he was referring to! Harley, you did it! 463 00:24:46,111 --> 00:24:49,156 - We did it. - We did it 'cause I got the marker 464 00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:51,992 and some gum from Rafalski's desk. 465 00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:54,953 - But what does it mean? - Well, maybe Waab and Zahradnik 466 00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:56,413 were in business with someone from Detroit? 467 00:24:56,496 --> 00:25:00,584 It's some sort of Great Lakes drug-smuggling triangle? 468 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,377 Okay, here's what's going to happen. I'm going to scour 469 00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:04,963 all of the law enforcement databases in Detroit 470 00:25:05,047 --> 00:25:06,924 - for anything on Zahradnik. - What am I gonna do? 471 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:08,967 Replace Rafalski's gum. 472 00:25:09,051 --> 00:25:10,552 Guys! 473 00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:14,932 All right, I have narrowed it down to three likely suspects. 474 00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:17,309 That one! 475 00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:19,019 He was one of the guys that whistled at Sam. 476 00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:20,604 He was at the marina. 477 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:21,772 I was hoping it wasn't him. 478 00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:24,483 That is Mick "The Blade" Keywell, out of Detroit. 479 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,443 Total psychopath, and I mean that clinically. 480 00:25:26,527 --> 00:25:30,614 He was diagnosed by a doctor who he later killed, with a blade. 481 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,533 Still, "Blade"? Pretty cool nickname. 482 00:25:32,616 --> 00:25:35,285 The guy at the Narcotics task force said Keywell was moving product 483 00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:37,538 by seaplane along the lakes and looking to expand. 484 00:25:37,621 --> 00:25:41,750 - Guess who was standing in his way? - Might it be Zahradnik, from Duluth? 485 00:25:43,502 --> 00:25:45,546 Keywell knew Zahradnik was trying to expand into Canada, 486 00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:48,006 he floated a bogus partnership, Zahradnik bit. 487 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:50,968 Keywell's real plan was to lure Zahradnik off of his home turf 488 00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:52,427 so he could take him out. 489 00:25:52,511 --> 00:25:54,388 That must be why Zahradnik swallowed the map. 490 00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:56,348 He knew he was going to die, so he left us a clue. 491 00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:57,683 Do you think Keywell's still in town? 492 00:25:57,766 --> 00:25:59,685 The question is where, and for how long? 493 00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:02,229 No, the question is where is Waabakwa? 494 00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:06,149 Because we sent him to ask questions to a guy who is a psychopath. 495 00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:08,235 Hey, I remember that guy! 496 00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:10,153 He was at the marina. 497 00:26:10,237 --> 00:26:12,155 He said he loved me in Never Been Kissed. 498 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:14,575 Good guy. 499 00:26:15,826 --> 00:26:19,037 He needs to tell us where Keywell is before he leaves town and it's too late. 500 00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:21,957 I'm going to go see if there's any word from Waabakwa before I go in there. 501 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:24,626 Perfect timing. 502 00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:27,212 I am gonna go in there and get that guy to talk. 503 00:26:27,296 --> 00:26:30,215 Wait. You can't go in there as a consultant. 504 00:26:30,299 --> 00:26:34,720 I can do whatever gets results. Plus, we are on a ticking clock. 505 00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:37,431 Hey! Let me go in. I can play Bad Cop. 506 00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:39,474 What makes you think you can be the Bad Cop? 507 00:26:39,558 --> 00:26:42,186 You think you can be a better Bad Cop than me, or something? 508 00:26:42,811 --> 00:26:45,689 It's not a competition. But...yeah. 509 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:48,901 That's not what the producers of Call Carter would say. 510 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:52,946 What did you say? 511 00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:57,618 They always said your performance was kinda soft. 512 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:08,086 - I hear you have a heart condition. - What? 513 00:27:08,754 --> 00:27:11,924 - No, man. - Yeah, can't do the nitrates. 514 00:27:12,007 --> 00:27:14,468 All that bacon makes you keep your mouth shut. 515 00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:16,678 I don't follow. 516 00:27:16,762 --> 00:27:18,805 Well, follow this! 517 00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:21,183 Either you talk, or I crack you like an egg 518 00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:25,062 and fry you on the floor of a hot yoga studio in the middle of July! 519 00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:26,939 Yeah, well, I'm gonna scramble up that egg, 520 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,816 I'm gonna put some ketchup on it and I'm gonna eat it. 521 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:31,944 - Oh, really? - Yeah, love eggs. 522 00:27:32,027 --> 00:27:33,987 Tell me something. How big are your nipples? 523 00:27:34,071 --> 00:27:38,200 - My nipples? Excuse you, man? - Pepperoni size or salami? 524 00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:39,535 'Cause I'm gonna put clamps on them 525 00:27:39,618 --> 00:27:41,411 and I'm gonna connect 'em to a car battery, 526 00:27:41,495 --> 00:27:42,996 and I'm gonna light you up! 527 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,165 Okay, David, stop. 528 00:27:45,249 --> 00:27:46,542 You're just taking it too far, man. 529 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:48,669 It works for Jack Bauer in every episode. 530 00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:51,797 Yeah, but that's 24, we're more of a Castle vibe here. 531 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,092 Okay, less Bauer hard, more Fillion hard. 532 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:57,427 What does Fillion hard look like? 533 00:28:01,765 --> 00:28:03,684 What the hell is going on in there? 534 00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:05,143 Oh, don't worry. 535 00:28:05,227 --> 00:28:08,480 We got the address right here! 536 00:28:11,817 --> 00:28:14,820 So, the mechanic confirmed that Keywell killed Zahradnik 537 00:28:14,903 --> 00:28:16,530 before he dropped him in the lake. 538 00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:19,074 I hope this address he gave us turns out to be something. 539 00:28:20,158 --> 00:28:21,785 Where are you, Waabakwa? 540 00:28:23,579 --> 00:28:26,748 - Stop touching me! - Easy, I have to be able to see, okay? 541 00:28:26,832 --> 00:28:28,041 Will you tell him to stay on his side? 542 00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:30,043 He's not sharing, Sam. He's not sharing his-- 543 00:28:30,127 --> 00:28:33,463 One more word out of either of you and I'm turning this car around! 544 00:28:36,008 --> 00:28:38,385 - Quit it! - He hurt me! 545 00:28:38,468 --> 00:28:39,803 That was my funny bone. 546 00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:42,848 - Hey! - Are you kidding me? 547 00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:47,269 - He's going to blow our cover! - I hope he does. 548 00:28:47,352 --> 00:28:50,772 That way, I can call the studio and tell them what a mistake they made-- 549 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:56,069 I know that you're going through a difficult time right now, 550 00:28:56,153 --> 00:28:59,615 but I need you two to be on the same page before you get us killed. 551 00:28:59,698 --> 00:29:02,409 Go apologize and make him believe it. 552 00:29:02,492 --> 00:29:03,994 Just get it done. 553 00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:07,372 You're an actor, right? Go act. 554 00:29:07,456 --> 00:29:08,874 But he'll know I'm faking. 555 00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:11,084 Listen, I'm only telling you this 556 00:29:11,168 --> 00:29:13,837 because I know that you can make him believe you. 557 00:29:13,921 --> 00:29:16,798 You're an actor, right? You're a better actor than that guy. 558 00:29:16,882 --> 00:29:18,258 All right, so go act. 559 00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:27,059 - You first, go. - No, please... 560 00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:28,685 No, come on, go, please. 561 00:29:28,769 --> 00:29:31,021 - Okay. - All right, let me go. 562 00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:32,189 Okay. 563 00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:36,401 - I'll go. - Okay, just do it. 564 00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:41,532 You know once I played the complicated, misunderstood Phoebe stalker on Friends? 565 00:29:41,615 --> 00:29:42,616 Oh, yeah. 566 00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:45,577 My career just went into the stratosphere. 567 00:29:45,661 --> 00:29:52,000 And then, I just needed the best, the priciest denim, the silkiest sheets. 568 00:29:52,084 --> 00:29:54,127 I filled my pool with the wettest water. 569 00:29:54,211 --> 00:29:55,254 Wettest water? 570 00:29:55,337 --> 00:29:58,674 Oh, success, man. She changed me. 571 00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:02,594 And then, the comparisons started. He's a young Steve Martin. 572 00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:04,763 Or Martin Short. 573 00:30:04,847 --> 00:30:10,811 They started grouping me together with the likes of Peter Sellers. 574 00:30:10,894 --> 00:30:13,939 And then, it was Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin. 575 00:30:14,022 --> 00:30:16,358 - I get it. - The new Jerry Lewis. 576 00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:18,318 You know what happened? I got mad, man. 577 00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:22,489 I mean, I'm not a facsimile! I'm David Arquette. 578 00:30:22,573 --> 00:30:28,245 Do you think they go up to, Bill Murray and say, "You're an old David Arquette." 579 00:30:28,328 --> 00:30:29,830 - They should. - No, man. 580 00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:32,833 I'm me. I'm unique. 581 00:30:32,916 --> 00:30:38,463 I'm a comedic actor, and a certified Bob Ross instructor. 582 00:30:38,547 --> 00:30:41,175 Yeah, not a lot of people know that. 583 00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:47,264 Point is, I just, I don't want to be so needy, but I am. 584 00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:49,266 You're not going to believe this, but... 585 00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:54,646 when I was a kid, I was a little bit overweight. 586 00:30:54,730 --> 00:30:56,148 No, I believe it. 587 00:30:56,231 --> 00:30:57,482 I was bullied a lot, too. 588 00:30:57,566 --> 00:30:59,151 I can see that. 589 00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:02,029 I remember one day, the bullies, they-- 590 00:31:02,112 --> 00:31:04,156 they surrounded me and they were really taunting me. 591 00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:08,869 They were syelling, "Harley the Heifer! 592 00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:10,954 Harley the Heifer! 593 00:31:11,038 --> 00:31:15,459 - Harley the Heifer!" Can I finish? - It is a good burn. Sorry. 594 00:31:16,418 --> 00:31:19,505 So, they picked me up and they threw me in this trash can. 595 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:24,301 And when I was in the darkness of this can, that's when it hit me. 596 00:31:25,969 --> 00:31:29,598 So, I crawled out of it. It took me a while because... 597 00:31:30,516 --> 00:31:31,517 'cause I was fat. 598 00:31:32,643 --> 00:31:34,686 And when I finally got out, 599 00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:38,857 I looked them all in the eye and I thanked them. 600 00:31:39,608 --> 00:31:40,901 I was acting. 601 00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:48,700 But when I went home and I sat on my bed... 602 00:31:52,746 --> 00:31:53,872 I cried. 603 00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:57,501 Because they were right. 604 00:31:58,794 --> 00:32:00,295 I belonged in that can. 605 00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:04,925 I was just a piece of trash. 606 00:32:16,061 --> 00:32:18,480 Wait, you're acting! 607 00:32:18,564 --> 00:32:20,899 No, it's so real! 608 00:32:20,983 --> 00:32:24,862 - It's so real. I can see it. - No, I can tell you're faking. 609 00:32:28,156 --> 00:32:31,410 - I got you! I totally am. - No, but it was riveting! 610 00:32:31,493 --> 00:32:32,578 Real tears. 611 00:32:32,661 --> 00:32:34,788 You have to tell me your technique? 612 00:32:34,872 --> 00:32:38,125 Well, usually I just think of the People's Choice Awards 613 00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:41,378 when I lost out Best Breakout Male to Rajesh 614 00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:43,922 - from Big Bang. That, - Rajesh. 615 00:32:44,006 --> 00:32:46,758 or sometimes I just pull a nose hair, that usually does the trick. 616 00:32:46,842 --> 00:32:49,094 Oh, yeah, right there. 617 00:32:49,178 --> 00:32:52,931 Have you ever tried to sit on your 'nads? I heard that worked once for Tim Roth. 618 00:32:53,015 --> 00:32:57,019 Regardless, you are a wonderful actor. 619 00:32:57,102 --> 00:32:59,354 - I am just learning so much from you. - Thank you. 620 00:32:59,438 --> 00:33:05,319 - As an actor, and also as a police actor. - Thank you. 621 00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:06,612 Thank you. 622 00:33:08,447 --> 00:33:10,616 It's just him. He's alone. Says he's a driver. 623 00:33:11,241 --> 00:33:14,036 That's the guy who hired me, Keywell. He's not a stable person. 624 00:33:14,119 --> 00:33:16,914 - How about this guy? - He was there, too. 625 00:33:16,997 --> 00:33:18,290 - He didn't look too happy. - Where are they now? 626 00:33:18,373 --> 00:33:20,834 They took a seaplane to a meeting up north, I think. 627 00:33:20,918 --> 00:33:23,295 Well, if they took a seaplane, then where is Waabakwa's car? 628 00:33:23,378 --> 00:33:25,130 - Keywell asked me to get rid of it. - Why'd he do that? 629 00:33:25,214 --> 00:33:28,175 Because the local guy isn't going to be needing it anymore. 630 00:33:28,926 --> 00:33:30,719 It's not a meeting. 631 00:33:30,802 --> 00:33:31,970 It's a hit. 632 00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:34,431 Okay, here is what we know. 633 00:33:34,515 --> 00:33:36,433 The mechanic said that Waabakwa was approached 634 00:33:36,517 --> 00:33:38,018 by both Zahradnik and Keywell. 635 00:33:38,101 --> 00:33:41,188 They said they were looking for a local to provide air transport, 636 00:33:41,271 --> 00:33:42,981 maybe hook them up with some warehouse space. 637 00:33:43,065 --> 00:33:45,067 Waab thought he was getting in on the ground floor of something legit. 638 00:33:45,150 --> 00:33:49,071 But he's not stupid. So, by now, he's wondering where Zahradnik is. 639 00:33:49,154 --> 00:33:52,449 And recognized Keywell's cologne as eau de raving psychopath. 640 00:33:52,533 --> 00:33:56,411 None of this tells us where he took him, or if he's even still alive. 641 00:33:56,495 --> 00:34:00,165 I've left him like eight messages. Guys, this is on us. 642 00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:07,339 Oh that's weird. It's from an unknown number. 643 00:34:07,422 --> 00:34:09,758 It just says "Ghost", and then a bunch of random letters, 644 00:34:09,842 --> 00:34:11,260 like fingers slipping on a keyboard. 645 00:34:11,343 --> 00:34:12,761 Well, you think it's Waab? 646 00:34:12,845 --> 00:34:14,304 The driver said they were heading north, right? 647 00:34:14,388 --> 00:34:16,390 - Yeah. - I think I know where. 648 00:34:16,473 --> 00:34:19,768 Each time it comes around, I don't get to get to say something. 649 00:34:21,311 --> 00:34:22,896 Here we go, Redstone Harbour. 650 00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:25,816 It's a ghost town except for one structure, an old fishing cabin. 651 00:34:25,899 --> 00:34:28,694 Koji took me there when I was a kid. There was graffiti. First Nations. 652 00:34:28,777 --> 00:34:29,945 Anishinaabe. 653 00:34:30,028 --> 00:34:32,406 Waab might have suggested it for Keywell's import business. 654 00:34:32,489 --> 00:34:34,533 Remember, they don't call Keywell "The Blade" for nothing. 655 00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:36,410 And we can't assume he doesn't have back-up. 656 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,582 Okay, you two follow me. Arquette, you stay in the car. 657 00:34:41,665 --> 00:34:42,875 Come on! 658 00:34:47,045 --> 00:34:48,213 Put this on. 659 00:34:49,298 --> 00:34:50,424 This is so exciting. 660 00:34:50,507 --> 00:34:53,468 - I told you to stay in the car. - You need me in there. 661 00:34:53,552 --> 00:34:56,680 - I've been in tons of fights. - On film or in real life? 662 00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:58,182 - Film, mostly. - Yeah. 663 00:34:58,265 --> 00:35:02,269 But every stunt coordinator I've ever worked with said my form is flawless. 664 00:35:02,352 --> 00:35:04,688 You know, I once had this fight scene with Jon Cryer. 665 00:35:04,771 --> 00:35:06,690 He punched me right in the nose, knocked me out! 666 00:35:06,773 --> 00:35:09,693 He wasn't even supposed to hit me. We were playing dentists. 667 00:35:09,776 --> 00:35:12,321 Jon Cryer who was Duckie in Pretty in Pink? 668 00:35:12,404 --> 00:35:16,241 Yeah, I think he was just mad at me 'cause I was friends with Charlie 669 00:35:16,325 --> 00:35:17,826 during the whole "tiger blood" thing. 670 00:35:17,910 --> 00:35:20,704 - He never even apologized. - Okay, put this on. 671 00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:22,748 - Thank you! - Yeah. 672 00:35:23,832 --> 00:35:25,542 - Come with me. Come on. - I'm so excited. 673 00:35:25,626 --> 00:35:28,003 Stay low. I know, so exciting, right? 674 00:35:28,086 --> 00:35:31,131 - Yeah. Okay, what's my move? - Okay, you ready for your move? 675 00:35:31,215 --> 00:35:36,053 Your move is to get in this car and stay there or I will shoot you myself. 676 00:35:39,515 --> 00:35:40,807 Get in the car! 677 00:35:46,939 --> 00:35:50,025 I understand you had a visit from Johnny Law the other day? 678 00:35:50,734 --> 00:35:52,027 Very bad. 679 00:35:54,571 --> 00:35:59,117 Is that who you were trying to text on your little phoney-phone phone? 680 00:36:04,831 --> 00:36:05,958 Don't move. 681 00:36:23,976 --> 00:36:25,143 Okay! 682 00:36:26,979 --> 00:36:28,146 All right! 683 00:36:32,276 --> 00:36:34,027 - How many goons? - Two. 684 00:36:34,695 --> 00:36:36,363 - Hey, I didn't know. - I know. We know. 685 00:36:36,446 --> 00:36:37,948 We got your back. 686 00:36:54,298 --> 00:36:55,382 Where are you? 687 00:36:56,425 --> 00:37:00,596 I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna cook you like a moose! 688 00:37:14,276 --> 00:37:15,861 Oh, God, I'm so, so sorry. 689 00:37:17,279 --> 00:37:18,530 Oh, I hope that's not permanent. 690 00:37:22,659 --> 00:37:24,828 That's what you get for whistling at a woman. 691 00:37:24,912 --> 00:37:27,247 Still the best defender in the province, Sunshine. 692 00:37:27,331 --> 00:37:28,790 Tie up that goon. 693 00:37:39,843 --> 00:37:41,094 Oh, Harley! 694 00:37:41,178 --> 00:37:43,764 - I was looking for Keywell. - Me too. 695 00:37:45,182 --> 00:37:47,100 What was that? Was that an animal? 696 00:37:47,184 --> 00:37:49,102 No, that's the cry of an Arquette. 697 00:37:49,895 --> 00:37:51,605 Come on, move! 698 00:37:51,688 --> 00:37:53,232 Get up! Get on the plane. 699 00:37:53,315 --> 00:37:55,442 - Hey, you stay back! - Stay where you are. 700 00:37:55,526 --> 00:37:58,070 - Drop the knife! - No! 701 00:37:58,153 --> 00:37:59,863 He'll never kill Courteney Cox's ex-husband. 702 00:37:59,947 --> 00:38:01,823 I'm gonna kill Courteney Cox's ex! 703 00:38:02,491 --> 00:38:04,034 I was really off on that one. 704 00:38:04,117 --> 00:38:07,162 How would you like it if I brought up your ex-wife in the conversation? 705 00:38:07,246 --> 00:38:08,622 I don't know. I've never been married. 706 00:38:08,705 --> 00:38:10,123 Oh, big surprise. 707 00:38:10,207 --> 00:38:11,667 - Hey, zip it! - Not the face. 708 00:38:12,334 --> 00:38:14,962 Just keep moving, come on! 709 00:38:15,838 --> 00:38:17,756 What is it, Vijay? Kind of in the middle of something here. 710 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,841 Hey, Harley. 711 00:38:18,924 --> 00:38:21,343 - How do you think this ends, Keywell? - I don't know. 712 00:38:21,426 --> 00:38:22,970 I'm just living in the moment. 713 00:38:23,053 --> 00:38:25,097 I'm back in Bishop tomorrow to pick up Arquette. 714 00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:27,558 And listen, I feel bad. I should have warned you. 715 00:38:27,641 --> 00:38:30,435 - He's a bit...goofy. - Keep moving! 716 00:38:31,186 --> 00:38:34,314 He's not goofy, he's just misunderstood. 717 00:38:35,649 --> 00:38:36,900 He's an actor. 718 00:38:39,278 --> 00:38:41,822 - You gotta shoot him, Sam. - I don't have a clear shot. 719 00:38:41,905 --> 00:38:43,323 Keep going. Come on. 720 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,994 Come on, get in. Go! Come on, move over! 721 00:38:48,453 --> 00:38:50,080 Jon Cryer... 722 00:38:50,163 --> 00:38:53,166 Jon Cryer! 723 00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:54,751 Duckie? 724 00:39:09,349 --> 00:39:11,643 Carter, I pulled something. 725 00:39:11,727 --> 00:39:13,020 Old wrestling injury. 726 00:39:13,103 --> 00:39:14,605 Hey, tell me, 727 00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:17,024 - all that wrestling's fake, isn't it? - Do you want me to show you 728 00:39:17,107 --> 00:39:19,067 - how fake it is? - No. I'm sorry. 729 00:39:19,151 --> 00:39:21,278 - Is that fake? - No. 730 00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:24,031 Oh, God! 731 00:39:25,115 --> 00:39:28,368 This is so embarrassing. I can't even get up. 732 00:39:28,994 --> 00:39:30,537 Where's your double when you need one? 733 00:39:30,621 --> 00:39:35,375 Hey, you had your hero moment, and now it's my turn. 734 00:39:39,922 --> 00:39:41,590 Some things never change. 735 00:39:41,673 --> 00:39:43,509 I got the power… 736 00:39:49,806 --> 00:39:51,517 Here comes your knight in shining armour. 737 00:39:52,434 --> 00:39:54,686 Wait, what? Wait, my knight? 738 00:39:54,770 --> 00:39:57,481 What, you think this manly display of manliness is for me? 739 00:39:59,358 --> 00:40:00,984 I got the power… 740 00:40:02,444 --> 00:40:04,238 Hey, look who's still alive. 741 00:40:11,286 --> 00:40:12,704 Little help! 742 00:40:12,788 --> 00:40:15,541 Ah, okay, we got this, yeah. 743 00:40:22,214 --> 00:40:24,842 - What are you doing? - Leaving, before you ask. 744 00:40:24,925 --> 00:40:28,011 I want you to miss me, Sam. I don't want you to be glad I'm gone. 745 00:40:28,095 --> 00:40:30,931 So, I'm just here for a visit but I'm gonna get a motel. 746 00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:32,266 I wasn't going to ask you to leave. 747 00:40:32,349 --> 00:40:35,561 Yeah, that's the problem. You never ask, but I can always tell. 748 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:40,941 Okay, look, Simone, if you want to go, I'm not gonna stop you. 749 00:40:41,024 --> 00:40:44,570 - But, I think you should stay. - But not really, though, right? 750 00:40:44,653 --> 00:40:48,657 I want you to stay. Please. 751 00:40:51,076 --> 00:40:54,079 - Thank you, Sam. No. - It's okay. 752 00:40:54,162 --> 00:40:57,124 All the good in my life is cause of you. 753 00:40:57,207 --> 00:40:58,667 Have I ever said that before? 754 00:41:00,085 --> 00:41:03,422 No. It's about damn time, though. 755 00:41:08,427 --> 00:41:11,471 - Now, can I give you some advice? - Oh, yes. 756 00:41:11,555 --> 00:41:13,182 It's time to start putting yourself first. 757 00:41:14,349 --> 00:41:16,852 I see big things for you, Sam. Bigger than Bishop. 758 00:41:16,935 --> 00:41:19,396 - So, now I should leave Bishop? - What's keeping you here? 759 00:41:21,023 --> 00:41:25,819 I could have died out there, Harley. And in a way, the old David Arquette did. 760 00:41:25,903 --> 00:41:28,197 - You changed my life. - It's what I do. 761 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,449 Besides, if you were dead, I wouldn't be able to catch you 762 00:41:30,532 --> 00:41:32,784 every Wednesday night, on Call Carter. 763 00:41:32,868 --> 00:41:35,454 Yeah, about that. I'm not gonna do the show. 764 00:41:35,537 --> 00:41:37,206 What? Why? 765 00:41:38,123 --> 00:41:41,126 You know, I was really just doing it for the money. 766 00:41:41,210 --> 00:41:44,630 And I'm already obscenely wealthy, in case you didn't know. 767 00:41:44,713 --> 00:41:49,009 I've done not one, but two Muppet movies. 768 00:41:49,092 --> 00:41:51,303 That's, uh, two more than Justin Long. 769 00:41:51,386 --> 00:41:56,141 Besides, what I really want to do is direct...porn. 770 00:41:57,142 --> 00:41:58,519 Classy porn. 771 00:41:58,602 --> 00:42:00,687 Hey! My two superstars! 772 00:42:02,105 --> 00:42:04,399 We gotta go! But Harley, I owe you big time! 773 00:42:04,483 --> 00:42:07,903 Just don't tell Vijay until you get back to L.A. 774 00:42:07,986 --> 00:42:10,656 Don't ever tell me what to do! 775 00:42:12,032 --> 00:42:13,909 I'm kidding! 776 00:42:14,701 --> 00:42:16,370 - That scared me. - Gotcha! 777 00:42:20,082 --> 00:42:21,458 See you, David Arquette. 778 00:42:25,337 --> 00:42:27,214 - You ready to roll? - Always. 779 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,346 - Come on. Oh, yeah. - All right. Here we go. 780 00:42:34,429 --> 00:42:35,722 Oh, yeah! 781 00:42:36,765 --> 00:42:39,768 - Okay, not bad. - Getting good at this. 782 00:42:39,852 --> 00:42:42,104 Hey, wait a minute. Damn you, Val Kilmer. 783 00:42:42,646 --> 00:42:45,190 - Shouldn't one of us be behind the wheel? - Yeah, let's get up there right now. 784 00:42:45,274 --> 00:42:46,859 Okay, let's go! 785 00:42:46,942 --> 00:42:50,404 Na, na na na, na na 786 00:42:51,905 --> 00:42:55,033 Na, na na na, na na 787 00:43:17,264 --> 00:43:19,683 Na, na na na, na na 788 00:43:22,227 --> 00:43:24,980 Na, na na na, na na 789 00:43:27,399 --> 00:43:30,152 Na, na na na, na na 790 00:43:36,909 --> 00:43:39,870 Open wide, say "ahh".