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Okay, I got one. Dave Leigh,
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I'm really looking at you,
but I'm looking through you,
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because you don't exist.
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- That's your Chief Boyle imitation.
- Yeah.
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Alright. It's pretty good.
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- It could be better.
- Okay.
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You got to get better with the...
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Dave Leigh. Yeah. Try it.
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- Dave Leigh.
- No.
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That's, like, a weird, like, Gollum thing
you got going on there. Dave Leigh.
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- Dave Leigh.
- No. Diaphragm.
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- Dave Leigh.
- Yeah. That's a little Cookie Monster.
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- Dave Leigh.
- Dave Leigh.
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- Oh. How are you? We were just--
- Playing Boyle versus Boyle.
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I get it. You two are obsessed with him.
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I love Chief Boyle.
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I think he's doing great things
for the department.
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It's Dave who's obsessed.
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Did I miss Dot?
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No. She's busy explaining
to that skycap that she didn't ask
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him to take her suitcase in.
She just let him.
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That way, she doesn't have to tip him.
She's being extra-feisty today.
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Well, do you blame her?
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Hey. You feeling okay?
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I'm taking my husband to Japan in a jar.
I am feeling many things.
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Dot, you want me to come with you?
I will buy a ticket right now.
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Harley, she said no.
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Alright. Well, just let me know.
I can be in Japan in, like, 15 hours.
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As soon as I leave,
he will book a private jet.
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I want you to shut that nonsense down.
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I am all over that nonsense.
I love you, Dot.
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So, we going to do this?
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- Apparently.
- Ok.
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- Harley.
- I love you, Dot.
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This is crazy.
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It really feels like Koji is gone.
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That's got to have some effect on her.
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If Dot falls,
we will be there to catch her.
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You coming?
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You know what? I...
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I am going to go to the souvenir shop
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and pick you guys up
some of those t-shirts,
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- the ones with the, maple leaves on them.
- Harley.
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And I'm going to get you the little,
maple syrup things,
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- just the little ones.
- Harley.
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Look, you guys know I'm just going to book
that jet when I go home,
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so what is the big deal?
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It's a pretty good deal
if you don't actually use it.
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- Man, I wish I was rich.
- Me, too.
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After I crashed my first Porsche,
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my dad just bought me another one.
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How do I know you ain't amping?
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Dude, I could spend the next five years
drinking my way around the whole world,
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and it wouldn't even put a dent
in what my parents left me.
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I mean, you can't even imagine
that kind of money.
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- You just can't.
- I've got a very vivid imagination.
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Where did you say you were from again?
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A little town in Canada called Bishop.
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CARTER
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I thought this would be
a deadly dry flight.
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- My mistake.
- It was either talk to you
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or watch Big Bang Theory.
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My husband loved the show,
but the guy who plays Georgie overacting.
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Sounds terrible. But I meant what I said.
You've got my number.
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Grief shared is grief halved.
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It's nice to talk to someone
who understands.
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As a great man once said,
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"Four words sum it up. Life, it goes on."
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Say goodbye to Dot, Mum. Goodbye, Dot.
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Bye, Ray's mom.
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Dot, you make a new little English friend?
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We have to follow that man.
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Dot, getting back into the dating game.
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We could have gotten you
on some of the apps first.
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- Why do we have to follow him?
- He's got more than ashes in that jar!
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I feel like you're waiting
for me to ask you
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what's inside of his jar. In his urn.
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A thumb. A human thumb.
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Dot, what drove you
to look inside of his urn?
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He said he was bringing his mother
to Bishop. He was lying.
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- How do you know?
- He went to the bathroom four times.
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The first three times,
he put his mother on the floor.
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- On the floor!
- The monster.
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And you had no choice but
to look inside of the urn.
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Someone gives you a jar of ashes,
you're not going to look?
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Okay. Dot, I love you.
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I love you so much,
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and please don't get mad
at me for saying this,
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but are you okay?
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You just went through this big thing,
and now, you're all like,
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"Follow that guy. He has a thumb."
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Are you sure it was a thumb
and not a baby carrot?
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- I know what a thumb looks like.
- Okay.
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Okay. My gut says to trust your gut.
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- I trust you.
- He's leaving!
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Alright! Easy.
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One of us may have just spent $33,000 US
on a bunch of spy gear.
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That's a tracker. Dot, just be careful.
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Dot...
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Dot, that was some
Jason Bourne stuff right there.
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Where's your car?
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Alright-y, then.
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I just point this thing,
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and then the sound waves
get converted by this.
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And then we can hear everything
that's going on in that room.
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Oh, but the best part...are these.
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These can see heat signatures
through walls.
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Through walls, Harley.
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I've always wanted my own personal Q,
and now, I got my own personal Q.
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Okay. I got something.
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Seems like an awful lot to pay
for such a small problem.
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Small problem? You could die, you know.
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Complications from sleep apnea
can lead to strokes, diabetes,
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and motor vehicle collisions.
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Okay, that was just the TV.
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- Oh, here we go. I got something.
- Yeah, she was seated in 9G,
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window seat, like you said.
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I have two days to kill her,
so consider her rinsed.
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I'll ring when it's done.
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A liar and a murderer.
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Dot, do you know who was sitting in 9G?
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Of course!
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The first thing I do
when I get on an airplane is,
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I take an hour and memorize
everybody's seat number,
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just in case some stupid
idiot wants to know--
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- Okay.
- who's sitting in 9G.
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You could have said no.
Could have said no.
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I want to know what the deal
is with this thumb.
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- I got to get in that house.
- Hold up. He's making another call.
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Hello? Yeah. You geezers one of those
"30 minutes or free" places?
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Because by my watch,
you've got about eight minutes
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before my pizza becomes free. Great.
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That went better than I thought it would.
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Yeah. Guy steps out of the woods,
offers a pizza boy 200 bucks
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and a selfie to give him his clothes.
No way that could've gone wrong.
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Dot, wait about a minute,
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and then you can call him
for a distraction.
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Hey, wait. We need a code word,
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something you can slip into conversation
in case you're in trouble.
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The word could be "Koji."
That would be nice.
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I just don't know how
I'm going to casually work
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"Koji" into a conversation.
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"You know who else liked this pizza?
Koji Yasuda."
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- Like that.
- Okay. Good. Or...
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you could just say, "swanky."
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Like, "Hey, this is a swanky place."
You could get away with that.
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Okay. I got it. It's go time.
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- Can you hear me? Loud and clear, buddy.
- Okay.
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I'm a pizza boy. Be the pizza boy.
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Thirty-seven minutes, by my account.
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Pizza's on you, mate.
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'Allo, bruv.
It's good to hear a familiar accent.
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- Where you from, then, mate?
- East London. You?
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Right! Yeah, I know eastern,
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eastern south, southeast London town.
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Now, we know why Harley didn't
get that Guy Ritchie movie.
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It's like he wants to die.
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Ah, how about, Meghan Markle
leaving that, telly show Suits
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and now, Princess Meghan?
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Hey, mate,
do you mind if I use your washroom?
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I just, I really have to skip to the loo.
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I got to get this.
Down the hall to the right.
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What do you, Put it there.
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- See yourself out.
- Thank you, mate. You are the--
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you are the dog's bollocks!
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Ray, it's, Dot Yasuda.
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Dot, my love, how the bloody hell are you?
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So glad you called!
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You're in the bathroom? What'd you think,
the urn is in the bathroom?
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- I just called to see if you got in okay.
- Buddy? What are you doing?
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I'd have to be wavy to think
that you got on the blower just to share.
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- You and me, we're not sharers.
- No. That's why I called,
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because I wanted to talk
to someone who understands,
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someone who knows you don't have
to "boo-hoo-hoo" to hurt.
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You're preaching to the choir, Dot.
The sharks I move with,
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grief is just blood in the water for them.
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Oh, my God. Where are you going now?
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Oh. To the urn, because I'm the best damn
pizza boy in world.
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Okay. He's still on other side of house.
Do you have the thumb?
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Looking. Oh, yeah.
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I got it.
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Hang on.
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Thought I heard something.
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- What was I saying? Yeah.
- Yes. I can hear it.
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My relationship with my mother
was very complicated.
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We were a team.
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Harley, we have a fingerprint kit
in the van.
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- Bring the thumb here.
- No. Too risky.
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If he comes back and he sees
that the thumb missing,
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he'll jet before we figure out
what's going on here.
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You come to the back of the house
with the kit.
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I'll toss you the thumb. You print it.
You toss the thumb back to me.
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Harley, that is a seriously terrible idea.
But I'm on my way.
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Okay.
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My relationship with my husband
was also complicated,
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and they always got it wrong.
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Everyone thought
that I was the strong one.
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Yeah. People expect you to play that part,
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even though playing that part,
you do some ugly things.
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Dave? Are you ready?
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- What?
- Dave.
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- I'm going to toss you the thumb, okay?
- What? Yeah. Throw it.
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Dave, you got to catch it, though.
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- Let's do this! Come on!
- Hey!
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I'm going to throw it in an arcing motion,
okay?
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- I'm not going to beam it.
- I don't care! I'm ready!
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Eye on the thumb. Dave, eye on the thumb.
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I see the damn thumb, Harley.
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Alright. It's super-gross, alright?
So just be careful.
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- Throw the thumb!
- Eye on the thumb, okay, Dave?
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- Just throw the thumb! Stop it!
- Dave, do you got this?
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- This is for real. One.
- Throw it! I've got this!
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- You are counting down, man! Throw it!
- Two. Three.
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- One. Two.
- Dave! Are you kidding me?
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- It just hit your arm!
- That was--
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- Forget about the print.
- That was the thumb?
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Find the thumb.
Bring it back to the truck.
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Harley, I'm in a swamp!
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Find the thumb?
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Well, I'd like to carry on this convo,
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but I've got a 40-year-old
pizza boy stuck in the khazi.
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He's been there for a very long time.
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I better make sure that he's not drowned.
I'll call you later.
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Wait, Ray. Don't hang up. Just a second.
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Get out.
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Raymond, do you like movies
about gladiators?
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- I'm sorry?
- Dot, I got this.
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You don't got this!
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You trying to get us killed
with these adlibs and gladiator movies?
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End the call.
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I'm sorry, but it was just
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a question I wanted to ask on the plane,
but I forgot.
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I got to go.
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Oh! Right. This is embarrassing.
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I didn't know you were standing there.
I have a bit of a dickey tum.
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- You might want to light a candle.
- Hang on a minute.
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00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,163
Do I know you from somewhere?
238
00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:11,708
- He's been made!
- Not yet.
239
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:16,880
I've just been told
I have one of those faces.
240
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,843
Swanky place you have here.
241
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:22,970
It's very swanky.
You have a swanky house. It's very--
242
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:26,390
I just realized.
I remembered I never tipped you.
243
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,476
Not your fault that the traffic was bad.
244
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:36,483
Thank you, sir. That's very generous,
generous of you, not swanky at all.
245
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,902
It's just generous. I repeat, not swanky.
246
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,537
- Did you get it?
- Get in the van!
247
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,998
Please tell me you got it.
248
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,828
We went to all that trouble
to steal a thumb,
249
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,413
and then someone steals it from us!
250
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,624
Hey, man, you spent 33 grand on spy gear
251
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:37,336
and didn't have a single camera
watching the 33 grand of spy gear.
252
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,254
Yeah, but they didn't take
any of our gear, which
253
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:42,674
which means whoever broke into your van
knew exactly what they were coming for,
254
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,551
which also means they knew
we had the thumb.
255
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:46,220
Which means Layer Cake has his thumb back.
256
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,347
But we got a selfie with the thumb,
257
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,098
- so we got proof.
- Excuse me.
258
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,100
- What are you two talking about?
- Oh, we're,
259
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:55,771
- currently living in a Guy Ritchie movie.
- Yeah, it's a British caper
260
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,273
- with a real live British villain.
- You say this guy is British?
261
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,067
Well, he's claiming to be,
but his cockney accent
262
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,110
is pretty fake-y if you ask me.
263
00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:04,196
- And I'm kind of an expert on accents.
- He was British.
264
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:05,656
This him?
265
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:11,245
- Ray Understone.
- Scotland Yard tipped us off he was here.
266
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,580
- You don't say.
- Yep.
267
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,624
They've been after him for years
but have never been able
268
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,000
to pin anything really big on him.
269
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,837
And now, he's dropped off the Brits' radar
and onto ours.
270
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,964
They want this guy bad,
which means I want him worse.
271
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:24,132
There's a handful of assault charges here,
too.
272
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:26,176
This guy is not afraid
to get his fists dirty.
273
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:29,304
And we need to find out
who was sitting in 9G on his flight.
274
00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:30,389
That seems to be his target.
275
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:33,016
Yeah. Well, nothing in his jacket
indicates that he is an assassin.
276
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,768
Then what was he doing with a human thumb?
277
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,270
Let's go find out.
278
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:40,858
- You boys willing to tag along?
- Well, actually, it would be you
279
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,818
who's tagging along,
because it's our case!
280
00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:49,491
A human thumb?
281
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:53,203
You've been watching too many
of your own shows, Mr. Carter.
282
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,998
Yes, I placed you after you left.
283
00:15:56,081 --> 00:16:00,460
Didn't know you were a pizza boy, though.
Tough fall.
284
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:02,212
We can come back with a warrant,
Mr. Understone.
285
00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:04,882
Oh, and, what is the probable cause, mate?
286
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,843
We know about the woman in 9G.
The woman you threatened to kill.
287
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:10,137
That's a figure of speech, love.
288
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:14,850
9G ordered the last can of crisps
on a very long flight across the pond.
289
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,435
I could've killed her.
290
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:21,607
Still, you can't arrest
a man for loving crisps. Can you?
291
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,777
Sorry for wasting your time.
292
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,988
- We'll be seeing you again real soon.
- Promise?
293
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:30,949
Count on it.
294
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,744
That's it? You're not going to arrest him?
295
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,245
This is round one.
296
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,247
He's daring us to take him down.
What's our next move?
297
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,373
Our next move?
298
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:41,126
We, This is our case.
We let you in as a courtesy.
299
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,462
Technically, Scotland Yard brought us in.
300
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,256
If you think we're walking away from this,
you are crazy.
301
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,799
Alright.
Now, you seem to be a little confused
302
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:49,510
as to exactly who you think
you're talking to here.
303
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:54,097
Sir, a moment?
This is 100 percent a police case.
304
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,349
- No disagreement.
- But?
305
00:16:55,432 --> 00:17:00,646
His methods are odd,
but he gets there, somehow.
306
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:03,899
When the moment comes for someone to punch
307
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:06,527
our little British friend in the face,
I want to be there.
308
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,278
- Done.
- Alright.
309
00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:11,865
Okay. We got a name for the passenger
in 9G: Helen Pickford.
310
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:15,369
- Great. Sorry about that.
- For pissing off my boss?
311
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,412
Listen, Harley,
I'm still getting a read on him, too.
312
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:19,456
I just wish you weren't reading him
out loud.
313
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:20,791
What's our next move?
314
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:24,169
Let's go see a lady about a bag of crisps.
315
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,091
Not that this isn't a lovely house,
316
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:32,344
but if I'm in so much danger,
317
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,972
why aren't I at the police station?
318
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,266
Well, believe it or not,
this is actually the safest place
319
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:38,433
you could be in Bishop right now.
320
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:39,977
We have a squad car outside,
321
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:43,105
and Dot is actually more capable
than she looks.
322
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,399
She knows more about the case than anyone.
323
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,693
Well, then that does make me feel better.
324
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:52,114
- Hello, Dot. I'm Helen.
- Hello, Helen.
325
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:55,909
I have three shotguns.
No one will murder you while I am here.
326
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:59,204
Yeah. Her bedside manner
is absolutely terrifying,
327
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:00,289
but you're safe with her.
328
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:04,543
- Is this man familiar to you at all?
- I remember him from the flight.
329
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:08,630
Interesting hat.
What does this have to do with me?
330
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,134
- Does he want to kill me?
- No. We are not going to let that happen,
331
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:15,012
but we do need your help.
Why would he be interested in you?
332
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,472
I have no idea.
I'm a professional scrapbook-er.
333
00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:20,601
I had no idea scrapbooking had
a professional level.
334
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,812
Having trouble connecting scrapbooking
with murder.
335
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,522
- I'm sorry?
- Oh, I--
336
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:28,817
I don't see the connection
between scrapbooking and murder.
337
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:30,903
Did you see him approach
anyone on the flight?
338
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:34,865
- He was chatting with a flight attendant.
- Can you describe them?
339
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,283
I can do more than describe her.
340
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,785
Her name was Tina. It was on the uniform.
341
00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:41,580
Young and pretty,
even for a flight attendant.
342
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:44,833
Well, let's track down
Tina the flight attendant.
343
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,336
- We will get this guy.
- Well, how do you know that?
344
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:51,465
I know how he thinks.
He's a con man, and what are con men
345
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,926
but actors without scripts? Or morals.
346
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:56,970
No, wait. That's still actors. My bad.
347
00:18:57,054 --> 00:19:00,891
Well, please, keep me posted
and updated, please?
348
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,059
We will.
349
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:08,565
How would you like to help me
with some scrapbooking?
350
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,364
Who ordered the peppermint mocha?
351
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:18,116
Oh, Tina, you are a lifesaver.
352
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,119
Says the guy who gets me
safely on the ground every day.
353
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,705
- Twice on Friday.
- Hey, what's that?
354
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:25,624
Where?
355
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:28,126
Sorry. I thought I saw something.
356
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,629
Well, I'll leave you to it, then.
357
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:32,798
Nicely done.
358
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,800
- I'm sorry?
- You should be.
359
00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:36,760
You guys aren't allowed to be in here.
360
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:40,848
Oh, sorry. We're just doing some research
for an independent film we're making.
361
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:43,058
Might be a limited series.
We're not sure yet.
362
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:47,145
About small-town pilots
and air traffic controllers,
363
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:51,608
your personal lives, stresses of the job,
you know, your sex lives.
364
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,444
- Looking at you, tiger.
- Yeah. You.
365
00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,446
We'll be back to pick your brains,
366
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:59,700
but first, we would love
to talk to Tina downstairs.
367
00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,328
Or would you rather we just did it here?
368
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:07,457
Tina.
369
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:10,669
You like to steal things from passengers
on flights you're working,
370
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:13,422
and we're guessing Ray Understone
caught you in the act.
371
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,340
- I'm sorry. Am I under arrest?
- Not yet,
372
00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:18,468
but we definitely think
it's hovering in the horizon.
373
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:22,556
- How do you know Ray Understone?
- I don't. I mean, I didn't.
374
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,766
I met him on my flight.
He said it takes one to know one.
375
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,853
- Oh, so he did catch you in the act.
- What'd you two talk about?
376
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,062
Nothing much.
377
00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:31,481
He offered me some business tips,
gave me his number.
378
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:33,483
- I found him kind of charming.
- Yeah, I did, too.
379
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:36,195
- I guess he was intrigued.
- Were you intrigued back?
380
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,738
That's not really any of your business.
381
00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:40,532
Not really sure what is
or is not our business just yet.
382
00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:43,911
- It might be putting you in jail.
- Yeah. It might be keeping you out.
383
00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:45,287
That's entirely up to you.
384
00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:50,250
What do I have to do?
385
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,146
Keep the change, love.
386
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,481
You deserve it.
387
00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:16,735
- Thank you, darling.
- You're welcome.
388
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,404
Alright.
389
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,370
Oh, there's no charge.
390
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,789
The English gentleman already paid for it.
391
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:29,873
Damn it.
392
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,000
I think he likes you.
393
00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:37,756
He was casing Harley's house,
which is where we stashed Helen,
394
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,259
the woman from 9G,
so she's still in danger.
395
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,344
Alright. We got to double up
on our security.
396
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:43,804
But no match on the fingerprints.
397
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:47,224
Whoever that thumb belonged to,
the guy's not in our system.
398
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,308
I don't like being played.
399
00:21:48,392 --> 00:21:51,228
I got Rafalski running down whatever
purchases Understone made.
400
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,772
Great, but there's,
there's one more thing that I need to--
401
00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:56,525
- What has Carter done now?
- Well, remember I told you
402
00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:57,860
about the flight attendant lead?
403
00:21:57,943 --> 00:21:59,111
Yeah. Did we get anything good out of her?
404
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:02,489
Not yet, but she's going on a date
with Understone tonight,
405
00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:05,868
and Harley has talked her
into wearing a wire.
406
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:08,203
So she's going to try to get him to talk.
407
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:12,040
Okay. Wait. To be clear,
the plan is to send in a civilian
408
00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:14,251
to try and con a professional con man
409
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:17,045
with tech that Harley
bought on an online spy shop.
410
00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:19,798
Well, firstly, Harley's tech is about
three generations better
411
00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:21,550
than anything this department has.
412
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,468
And secondly, I told you.
413
00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:25,679
I don't like being played.
414
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,307
I agree. You don't need to have chips
with everything,
415
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,684
but you have to have them
with bloody fish.
416
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,561
Okay. What about sliders?
417
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:35,564
If I wanted a baby burger,
I'd have brought a baby.
418
00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:39,860
These people going to talk about
every item on the menu?
419
00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:41,403
What about the calamari?
420
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:43,614
That looks good,
but it's a little rubbery here.
421
00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:46,158
This restaurant does not serve calamari.
422
00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:49,244
- It's a major oversight, but they do not.
- Are you kidding me?
423
00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:51,163
We're being played again?
424
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,331
He could be anywhere!
425
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,624
Doing anything.
426
00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,709
Hey!
427
00:22:57,628 --> 00:22:58,629
Having fun yet?
428
00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:00,339
What game are you playing?
That would help.
429
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,925
Now, if I helped, that would be cheating.
430
00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:05,135
I'm guessing you're not a cheater.
431
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:07,763
Willing to lower my standards
to meet yours.
432
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:11,934
Ouch. I just thought that I'd pop by
and thank all three of you
433
00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:14,394
in person for making this such fun.
434
00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:17,231
You enjoy acting, don't you?
435
00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:20,651
Not much difference between actors
and con men, is there, mate?
436
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:24,780
Well, much as I'm enjoying
our little chin wag,
437
00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:26,698
I want my thumb back.
438
00:23:30,369 --> 00:23:31,787
Interesting.
439
00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:35,832
It would appear that our game
has a secret player.
440
00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:39,044
Well, it's been a laugh.
441
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:44,258
- Well, aren't you going to arrest him?
- On what charge?
442
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,885
Possession of a body part
he clearly is not in possession of?
443
00:23:46,969 --> 00:23:49,137
We now know the thumb
is at the heart of this.
444
00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:50,973
Why would a thief want a thumb?
445
00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:53,141
- Maybe it's a famous thumb.
- You're right.
446
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:55,352
It's going to be Ed Sheeran's thumb.
447
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:58,564
You don't think we would have heard
if Ed Sheeran lost a thumb?
448
00:23:58,647 --> 00:24:01,650
- It's going to be Spooky Spice's thumb.
- Biometrics.
449
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:05,153
A biometric lock.
The thumbprint is the key.
450
00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:06,572
So the question is,
451
00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:10,826
what in town is valuable enough
that it needs a biometric lock?
452
00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:14,204
And the bigger question is,
if he doesn't have the thumb--
453
00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:16,248
Who has the thumb?
454
00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:19,084
Name one way this guy's
not run circles around you.
455
00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:22,004
How about when we went to his house
and he ran circles around you?
456
00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:25,340
- I heard you were bonding about acting.
- Are you telling him everything now?
457
00:24:25,424 --> 00:24:26,967
Of course I am.
It's a criminal investigation.
458
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,719
Great. We got a double agent on our team.
459
00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:32,055
There's only one team,
and last I checked, we were all on it.
460
00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:35,767
Detective Shaw is first and foremost
an officer of this police department.
461
00:24:35,851 --> 00:24:38,395
Detective Shaw is first and foremost
my best friend from Grade Two.
462
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:40,355
This whole thing is starting to sound
a little Grade Two to me.
463
00:24:40,439 --> 00:24:42,399
Okay. You want to talk
about the good old days?
464
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:45,611
Where were you between the months
of October and July, huh?
465
00:24:45,694 --> 00:24:46,820
Long 10 months.
466
00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:51,700
- What is he talking about?
- I have no idea.
467
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:53,410
What are you talking about, Carter?
468
00:24:57,623 --> 00:24:59,374
I was just trying to make small talk.
469
00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:01,585
Well, that was very specific small talk.
470
00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:03,921
Yeah, well, just getting
to know the new guy,
471
00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:06,757
and I guess I know enough now.
472
00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:11,678
This isn't finished.
473
00:25:12,513 --> 00:25:15,307
I mean, obviously, right now,
it is, but...
474
00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:19,520
What the hell was that?
475
00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,772
I don't pretend to understand those guys.
476
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,817
But Carter, he's got to learn
where your loyalties lie.
477
00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:27,778
I'm going to check with Rafalski,
478
00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:30,989
see if he's got a rundown on Understone's
shopping spree.
479
00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:33,742
I know I should be terrified,
480
00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:37,746
but Dot and I are having
just such a wonderful time.
481
00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:40,207
Show Mr. Carter the scrapbook you made.
482
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,875
She says it's perfect.
483
00:25:41,959 --> 00:25:43,752
Look, Dot, it's you
and your favourite rifle!
484
00:25:43,836 --> 00:25:45,587
Now, I know why the man wants her dead.
485
00:25:45,671 --> 00:25:49,174
This is all she knows.
It's all she talks about.
486
00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:51,802
I got the CCTV footage from across
the street where I parked the van.
487
00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:54,596
Oh, the lady who owns
the laundromat loves Dave.
488
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,932
It's the only business in town
that has a little picture of him
489
00:25:57,015 --> 00:25:59,643
- next to a bigger picture of me.
- It's so cute. Here we go.
490
00:26:04,106 --> 00:26:05,315
That guy was at the airport.
491
00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:07,359
He was staring at me.
Thought he was a fan.
492
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:09,820
- He stole the thumb!
- I'm sorry.
493
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,990
Did you say that man stole a thumb?
494
00:26:13,073 --> 00:26:14,491
It's a long story.
495
00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:16,118
You probably didn't need
to hear the thumb part.
496
00:26:16,201 --> 00:26:17,578
I didn't really hear any of it, but--
497
00:26:17,661 --> 00:26:20,998
- Look, we got to call Sam.
- You sure you want to do that, Dave?
498
00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:23,000
- She's a mole.
- Yeah, Harley.
499
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,794
Of course we got to--Oh, okay. Mole.
500
00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:31,967
Vinnie Lubanski,
also a grifter out of London.
501
00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:35,512
Another one?
Maybe Bishop's hosting a convention.
502
00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:39,683
Sam, I just wanted to say
I'm sorry about this morning
503
00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:42,978
- and I'm sorry I keep saying sorry.
- Yeah. What was that about,
504
00:26:43,061 --> 00:26:46,023
that whole thing from October to July
with Boyle?
505
00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:48,567
- That was just--That was weird.
- It was nothing.
506
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:51,486
You know, he was getting under my skin,
and I returned the favour,
507
00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:52,988
and I bollixed it. And...
508
00:26:53,947 --> 00:26:55,073
it won't happen again.
509
00:26:55,157 --> 00:26:57,117
- Yeah, it will.
- Well,
510
00:26:57,201 --> 00:27:00,495
put a bow on me and open me up
like a present.
511
00:27:00,579 --> 00:27:02,289
Is Christmas here early?
512
00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:05,626
Delilah Halsey. One moment, please.
513
00:27:06,877 --> 00:27:10,714
Just full access. This is better.
514
00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,966
Hi. Delilah Halsey.
515
00:27:13,050 --> 00:27:14,635
I have been on the job for one month,
516
00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:17,179
and it is my first case
with Harley Carter--
517
00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:19,264
- Right.
- the one and only.
518
00:27:19,348 --> 00:27:20,682
- I'm delighted.
- Delilah.
519
00:27:20,766 --> 00:27:21,975
Right.
520
00:27:23,018 --> 00:27:25,145
I hear you're one of the best.
We're lucky to have you.
521
00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:26,855
Not as lucky as I'd be to have you.
522
00:27:27,981 --> 00:27:30,025
Did I say that out loud? Hope so.
523
00:27:30,108 --> 00:27:32,194
Alright. If this guy gives you
any trouble,
524
00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:33,987
Delilah, you come see me.
525
00:27:34,071 --> 00:27:35,948
I don't think he'll be a problem.
526
00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:38,534
You know, Wes told me that you like
a little theatricality
527
00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:39,910
in our presentation.
528
00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:40,994
Voila.
529
00:27:41,078 --> 00:27:42,412
Yeah. That's just me.
530
00:27:42,496 --> 00:27:44,498
Sam is in more of a straight procedural--
531
00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:47,501
Oh. Boring. Well, good news is,
532
00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:50,295
I am cocktail-ready if you want to go
for drinks later on.
533
00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:53,465
For the record, I said nothing
about a wardrobe change.
534
00:27:53,549 --> 00:27:55,509
So, was there something
that you wanted to show us?
535
00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:56,635
- Yes.
- Yeah.
536
00:27:56,718 --> 00:28:00,430
Okay. This body was shipped back
from London this morning.
537
00:28:00,514 --> 00:28:03,183
Local boy seeing the world
drinks too much, falls into traffic.
538
00:28:03,267 --> 00:28:05,936
That's the story.
I have his personal effects
539
00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:07,771
but haven't been able
to unlock his cellphone yet.
540
00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:09,189
So, what does this have to do with us?
541
00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:11,608
Wait for it. Hit it, kid.
542
00:28:11,692 --> 00:28:13,610
Yeah. That's fun.
543
00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:17,406
- 'Kay. I asked you not to do that.
- You did.
544
00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:19,157
- And you jumped your cue.
- I did.
545
00:28:19,241 --> 00:28:21,034
We're still working out our dynamic.
546
00:28:21,118 --> 00:28:23,078
This is Richie Carpenter.
547
00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:24,496
So, if you could...
548
00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:27,082
Okay. His parents died a year ago.
549
00:28:27,165 --> 00:28:29,334
His father was a big-time CEO,
extremely wealthy.
550
00:28:29,418 --> 00:28:30,919
And that's horrible,
551
00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:33,172
but what does this have to do with us?
Why are we down here?
552
00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:38,051
Well, I've been following your case,
and this is the real reveal.
553
00:28:40,971 --> 00:28:42,181
- She nailed it.
- Nailed it.
554
00:28:42,264 --> 00:28:45,475
British authorities thought the thumb
was severed in the accident.
555
00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:47,477
I think it was just supposed
to look that way.
556
00:28:47,561 --> 00:28:51,565
When you said the Carpenters
were extremely wealthy--
557
00:28:51,648 --> 00:28:53,692
We need to get to the Carpenter
mansion now.
558
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:55,569
Before Vinnie Lubanski gets there.
559
00:28:55,652 --> 00:28:56,987
Let's go.
560
00:28:58,989 --> 00:29:00,157
We stay here.
561
00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:07,956
- Hear anything?
- No.
562
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,374
Should we find a way in,
563
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:12,377
or do you just want to wait
for the next pizza guy?
564
00:29:27,518 --> 00:29:29,645
Dave, you go that way. Go.
565
00:29:36,527 --> 00:29:37,569
The thumb.
566
00:29:42,950 --> 00:29:44,493
Holy crap.
567
00:29:44,576 --> 00:29:45,994
That's a bearer bond, vintage.
568
00:29:46,078 --> 00:29:48,247
One of these alone is worth 100 grand.
569
00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:52,543
Oh. He left us a note.
570
00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:55,921
"Sorry, chaps, but the best man won.
571
00:29:56,004 --> 00:29:59,341
Consider this a consolation prize
just for playing.
572
00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:00,884
Yours, Vinnie Lubanski."
573
00:30:00,968 --> 00:30:03,136
- He tipped us?
- Hey, guys?
574
00:30:04,513 --> 00:30:06,431
Looks like we're not the only ones
who got here too late.
575
00:30:11,353 --> 00:30:13,021
It's Ray. He's on his phone.
576
00:30:13,105 --> 00:30:15,274
Wish we could hear that conversation.
577
00:30:19,278 --> 00:30:21,238
Dave, you okay?
578
00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:22,322
Dave!
579
00:30:25,784 --> 00:30:28,203
Every cop in Bishop is looking
for Vinnie Lubanski.
580
00:30:28,287 --> 00:30:30,497
It's going to be very tough
for him to get out of town.
581
00:30:30,581 --> 00:30:31,790
But not impossible!
582
00:30:31,874 --> 00:30:33,667
I'm sorry! Did I yell that?
583
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,169
My ears are still ringing!
584
00:30:35,252 --> 00:30:39,339
Are you sure that I'm no longer
in any danger from this terrible man?
585
00:30:39,423 --> 00:30:42,593
- I saw his car explode.
- And I heard it!
586
00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:44,136
It was--Okay, yeah.
587
00:30:44,219 --> 00:30:47,764
- I think I'm going to need one of those--
- A little celebratory tea.
588
00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:50,893
We'll celebrate when I get my house back.
589
00:30:50,976 --> 00:30:54,021
I heard that.
That's some shade, right there.
590
00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:57,441
- Delilah! Oh, hey.
- Hey.
591
00:30:57,524 --> 00:31:00,110
Oh, what's going on?
No cocktail dress today?
592
00:31:00,194 --> 00:31:03,614
Based on what I'm about to tell you,
no one's going to want to celebrate.
593
00:31:03,697 --> 00:31:04,948
You got a positive ID on the body?
594
00:31:05,991 --> 00:31:07,743
No, his body was burned up in pieces,
595
00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:10,871
but I did manage to ID his dental records.
596
00:31:10,954 --> 00:31:14,249
- Don't tell us. Let us guess.
- Started. Okay.
597
00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:16,585
It's not Ray Understone.
It's Vinnie Lubanski.
598
00:31:18,962 --> 00:31:19,963
How'd you know?
599
00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:22,966
You know, I wasn't positive,
but all these little things are--
600
00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:24,551
are starting to make sense.
601
00:31:24,635 --> 00:31:26,428
Ray found out that Vinnie stole the thumb.
602
00:31:26,512 --> 00:31:28,430
Heck, even if he didn't know
that he took it,
603
00:31:28,514 --> 00:31:30,182
he knew where it was going.
604
00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:32,518
Ray got there first, ambushed Vinnie.
605
00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:35,729
Knocked him out.
Did he dispose of the body?
606
00:31:35,812 --> 00:31:37,481
No. He got a better idea.
607
00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:40,192
He waited for us to show up.
608
00:31:40,275 --> 00:31:43,237
We were distracted with thumbs
and bearer bonds.
609
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,156
He put Vinnie in his car, okay,
610
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,618
adjusted his body just so,
putting the phone in his hand.
611
00:31:49,701 --> 00:31:51,995
He wanted us to think that he was killed,
612
00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:53,830
faking his own death...
613
00:31:55,832 --> 00:31:57,334
in an explosion.
614
00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:01,255
You're a genius.
615
00:32:01,338 --> 00:32:03,841
And then nobody is looking for Ray.
616
00:32:03,924 --> 00:32:06,677
I literally followed Ray around today
617
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,720
as he bought everything he needed
to blow up his car.
618
00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:10,138
You know what?
Helen's going to be in danger.
619
00:32:10,222 --> 00:32:12,391
- We got to track her down.
- Yeah. I'm going to hit the airport
620
00:32:12,474 --> 00:32:13,767
in case he's trying to flee
the country already.
621
00:32:13,851 --> 00:32:15,185
- Keep in touch.
- Yeah.
622
00:32:16,478 --> 00:32:17,938
- Oh, Delilah.
- Anything.
623
00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:19,857
You said you had Richie Carpenter's--
624
00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:21,191
- Phone.
- Phone. Here you go.
625
00:32:21,275 --> 00:32:22,401
- Thank you.
- Welcome.
626
00:32:23,819 --> 00:32:26,905
- I'm also going to need his thumb.
- Okay.
627
00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:31,285
Okay, Ray, we may be in business.
628
00:32:31,368 --> 00:32:33,287
I struck up a thing with the guy in 12B.
629
00:32:33,370 --> 00:32:34,454
He's a hedge fund guy,
630
00:32:34,538 --> 00:32:36,039
- likes tropical fishes.
- Good!
631
00:32:36,123 --> 00:32:38,959
The fish angle is something
that we can play on.
632
00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:42,546
Now, let's just get the rules straight,
shall we?
633
00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:44,506
If we're going to be a new team,
634
00:32:44,590 --> 00:32:47,301
you got to take all your sigs
and all your clues
635
00:32:47,384 --> 00:32:48,927
from my eye.
636
00:32:49,011 --> 00:32:53,390
That way, we'll be great over the pond.
637
00:32:56,643 --> 00:33:00,814
- What are those two looking at?
- They're looking for a dead man.
638
00:33:00,898 --> 00:33:02,316
And I think they may have found one.
639
00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:04,193
Ray Understone,
640
00:33:04,276 --> 00:33:06,820
it seems the reports of your death
have been greatly exaggerated.
641
00:33:06,904 --> 00:33:08,822
Detective Shaw, would you say that
642
00:33:08,906 --> 00:33:11,450
a lot of bearer bonds
would fit in a satchel of this size?
643
00:33:11,533 --> 00:33:13,410
Let's have a look, shall we?
644
00:33:16,747 --> 00:33:18,498
- Chips.
- Crisps, mate.
645
00:33:18,582 --> 00:33:20,918
I wasn't going to make the same
mistake twice.
646
00:33:21,668 --> 00:33:25,380
Oh. Alright. You got me.
647
00:33:25,464 --> 00:33:27,925
They should have been duty-free.
648
00:33:28,008 --> 00:33:29,927
We know that you cut off
Richie Carpenter's thumb.
649
00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:31,178
And murdered Vinnie Lubanski.
650
00:33:31,261 --> 00:33:33,847
Well, love, why don't you try pinning that
651
00:33:33,931 --> 00:33:36,183
on the bloke that stole the bonds?
652
00:33:36,266 --> 00:33:38,352
Because you've got sod all on me.
653
00:33:41,855 --> 00:33:45,400
Hey! Sorry for bringing you back here.
654
00:33:45,484 --> 00:33:48,904
We may have been a little premature
with the whole "Ray's dead" thing.
655
00:33:48,987 --> 00:33:51,240
I'm sorry. You told me he exploded.
656
00:33:51,323 --> 00:33:54,284
- How could he have survived that?
- Slight of hand.
657
00:33:54,368 --> 00:33:57,162
- You take milk with your tea, right?
- Yes. Thank you.
658
00:33:57,246 --> 00:34:00,499
I couldn't help but notice
that you put the milk in first.
659
00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:03,418
That's a very British thing, isn't it?
660
00:34:03,502 --> 00:34:05,420
- Is it?
- Helen,
661
00:34:05,504 --> 00:34:07,881
we just want to run some stuff by you,
662
00:34:07,965 --> 00:34:10,425
you know, use you as
a bit of a sounding board.
663
00:34:10,509 --> 00:34:11,593
Of course.
664
00:34:11,677 --> 00:34:14,054
For the life of us,
we could not figure out
665
00:34:14,137 --> 00:34:17,808
how Ray was able to stay
one step ahead of us.
666
00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:20,561
I mean, like, how did he do that?
667
00:34:20,644 --> 00:34:22,896
And then I remembered something he said
668
00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:26,316
"Not a lot of difference
between actors and con men."
669
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,902
I know how he thinks. He's a con man,
670
00:34:28,986 --> 00:34:32,030
and what are con men
but actors without scripts?
671
00:34:32,114 --> 00:34:34,867
Something eerily similar
to something I said to you.
672
00:34:34,950 --> 00:34:36,785
I'm sure I don't recall.
673
00:34:36,869 --> 00:34:39,538
A world-class con man like Ray Understone
674
00:34:39,621 --> 00:34:42,124
has to assume that he's being followed,
675
00:34:42,207 --> 00:34:45,002
that Scotland Yard would tip us off,
so what does he do?
676
00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:46,295
He points us right to you.
677
00:34:46,378 --> 00:34:49,381
He wants us to think
that he's here to kill you,
678
00:34:49,464 --> 00:34:51,758
the lady in 9G,
so we'd have to protect you.
679
00:34:51,842 --> 00:34:54,178
He even followed you here
to keep up the ruse.
680
00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:56,763
Ruse? Why would he do that?
681
00:34:56,847 --> 00:34:58,557
Can I take a look at that hearing aid?
682
00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:01,602
What are you insinuating, young man?
683
00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:04,396
Well, it's just that I've had
a little experience as of late with
684
00:35:04,479 --> 00:35:06,982
two-way radio devices, and...
685
00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:09,484
I don't think that's a hearing aid at all.
686
00:35:09,568 --> 00:35:13,363
We had no choice but to keep you close,
and that way,
687
00:35:13,447 --> 00:35:16,783
Ray was able to listen
in on all of our conversations
688
00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:19,620
through your not hearing aid.
689
00:35:19,703 --> 00:35:22,164
It's how he was able to know exactly
where we were in the case.
690
00:35:22,247 --> 00:35:24,666
Did you say that man stole a thumb?
691
00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:26,627
Any-hoo, Ray's not dead.
692
00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:29,922
The old "died in an explode-y car" trick--
693
00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:31,423
I wonder who taught him that one?
694
00:35:31,507 --> 00:35:32,883
It was his mom.
695
00:35:33,634 --> 00:35:34,718
You.
696
00:35:35,844 --> 00:35:40,849
Dot, these parlour scene moments
are all about building dramatic tension,
697
00:35:40,933 --> 00:35:42,726
so you can't just jump
to the end like that.
698
00:35:42,809 --> 00:35:44,394
Just show her the picture.
699
00:35:46,063 --> 00:35:49,775
This is Richie Carpenter's phone.
700
00:35:49,858 --> 00:35:53,612
We couldn't get into it until you
or Ray got cocky
701
00:35:53,695 --> 00:35:55,697
and left his thumb behind.
Thank you for that.
702
00:35:55,781 --> 00:35:59,326
Once we got it open, we found this.
703
00:35:59,409 --> 00:36:03,580
Ladies and gentlemen, Helen Understone!
704
00:36:03,664 --> 00:36:06,917
Richie walked into
the wrong pub that night,
705
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:11,338
but what you didn't know is,
also in the pub that night
706
00:36:11,421 --> 00:36:13,215
was Vinnie Lubanski.
707
00:36:14,508 --> 00:36:17,678
Vinnie followed you here to Bishop,
708
00:36:17,761 --> 00:36:19,596
was about to screw up all your plans
709
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:24,601
when you decided to take Vinnie lemons
and explode them into lemonade.
710
00:36:24,685 --> 00:36:28,772
You and Ray were in on this
the whole time.
711
00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:30,941
You knew that Scotland Yard was watching,
712
00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:33,819
so you wanted it to look like
you were in danger.
713
00:36:33,902 --> 00:36:38,365
Time to bring in an inside man,
or in this case, an inside mom.
714
00:36:38,448 --> 00:36:41,577
Plus, we found these in your bag.
715
00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:46,832
We could have arrested you 100 years ago,
but this one likes to hear himself talk.
716
00:36:48,292 --> 00:36:51,128
Well done, Mr. Carter.
717
00:36:51,211 --> 00:36:53,589
You do dazzle,
just like you do on the telly.
718
00:36:53,672 --> 00:36:55,549
Easy. Hey, come on.
719
00:36:55,632 --> 00:36:59,428
Hey, Helen, you're a grifter,
not a killer.
720
00:36:59,511 --> 00:37:01,013
Put the gun--
721
00:37:07,102 --> 00:37:09,438
Dot, you're supposed to act
like you're shot!
722
00:37:09,521 --> 00:37:11,857
I changed my mind. It's stupid.
723
00:37:12,608 --> 00:37:14,443
I knew we should have used squibs.
724
00:37:14,526 --> 00:37:16,486
We had to work with what we had.
725
00:37:16,570 --> 00:37:18,822
This is just ketchup.
726
00:37:18,906 --> 00:37:21,074
We took the real bullets out of your gun
727
00:37:21,158 --> 00:37:23,285
and put blanks in there
when you went to the loo.
728
00:37:23,368 --> 00:37:24,369
Brilliant.
729
00:37:24,995 --> 00:37:27,706
However, while you two
were out of the room
730
00:37:27,789 --> 00:37:29,416
doing whatever it is you were doing,
731
00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:32,169
I found this.
732
00:37:33,253 --> 00:37:35,589
Dot, please tell me
you do not keep that loaded.
733
00:37:35,672 --> 00:37:40,636
- Oh, don't be stupid. It's always loaded.
- Shall we begin with Mr. Carter?
734
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:42,638
- No, shoot me first.
- No. Come on. Shoot me first.
735
00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:43,764
- Me!
- Do not shoot her.
736
00:37:43,847 --> 00:37:45,891
- Shoot me! Please!
- Shoot me!
737
00:37:45,974 --> 00:37:48,977
Cor blimey!
You two are the picture of sweet.
738
00:37:53,190 --> 00:37:55,359
I told her to shoot me first.
739
00:38:03,116 --> 00:38:06,161
Hey, Dot...are you going to be okay?
740
00:38:06,245 --> 00:38:07,412
I got a cat.
741
00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:11,124
You got a cat?
742
00:38:11,959 --> 00:38:14,169
- You hate animals.
- I don't hate animals.
743
00:38:14,253 --> 00:38:15,504
I just hate cats.
744
00:38:15,587 --> 00:38:20,133
Well, Koji always wanted a cat,
and so, now, you and I have a cat.
745
00:38:22,177 --> 00:38:24,805
- I haven't seen a cat.
- It knows I hate it.
746
00:38:25,889 --> 00:38:27,015
I'm working on it.
747
00:38:34,565 --> 00:38:37,526
Scotland Yard sends their congratulations.
748
00:38:37,609 --> 00:38:41,154
- And a fruit basket.
- Ah. Classy Brits.
749
00:38:42,573 --> 00:38:44,199
Listen, Chief...
750
00:38:44,283 --> 00:38:47,119
do you and I need to set some ground rules
moving forward?
751
00:38:47,202 --> 00:38:50,998
Carter, we may have different methods,
but this sandbox,
752
00:38:51,081 --> 00:38:52,499
it belongs to me.
753
00:38:52,583 --> 00:38:53,709
Right back at you.
754
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,337
Let me do that again. Take two. Action.
755
00:38:58,380 --> 00:38:59,923
Right back at you.
756
00:39:00,007 --> 00:39:02,718
Yeah. I like that. Print it.
757
00:39:03,886 --> 00:39:06,138
- Let's go.
- Give me a second.
758
00:39:11,518 --> 00:39:13,854
One thing we should get clear, sir
759
00:39:13,937 --> 00:39:16,607
I will always do my duty
as a member of this police force,
760
00:39:16,690 --> 00:39:19,318
- and I will never let you down.
- That's what I like to hear.
761
00:39:19,401 --> 00:39:22,404
But if you force me to choose
between my friends and my job,
762
00:39:22,946 --> 00:39:24,406
it's the last you're going to see of me.
763
00:39:26,074 --> 00:39:27,868
I wouldn't have it any other way.
764
00:39:36,835 --> 00:39:37,961
Hey.
765
00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:40,088
- Hey.
- How's Dave?
766
00:39:40,172 --> 00:39:42,174
His hearing's back to about 40 percent.
767
00:39:42,257 --> 00:39:45,844
The doc says he'll be fine,
but we had to put away all of our gadgets
768
00:39:45,928 --> 00:39:47,804
until we've fully read
the instruction manuals.
769
00:39:47,888 --> 00:39:49,348
- Yeah.
- Here you go.
770
00:39:49,431 --> 00:39:50,432
Oh, where'd you get this?
771
00:39:50,516 --> 00:39:53,936
From that latte place over on Leeward.
I had them run a couple over.
772
00:39:54,019 --> 00:39:55,229
They deliver?
773
00:39:55,312 --> 00:39:57,397
For the right price, everyone delivers.
774
00:39:58,232 --> 00:40:01,652
Remember when I said I was going
to go book that private jet
775
00:40:01,735 --> 00:40:03,237
in case Dot needed me?
776
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,697
Well, I got you
777
00:40:05,781 --> 00:40:09,201
this airport t-shirt when I gave you
the slip and went and booked it!
778
00:40:09,284 --> 00:40:12,829
Oh, man, that's so thoughtful.
779
00:40:12,913 --> 00:40:15,624
I didn't get you anything when I went back
and cancelled your booking.
780
00:40:15,707 --> 00:40:18,627
Oh, that's so funny.
I told them if you cancelled,
781
00:40:18,710 --> 00:40:20,712
they should call me so I could rebook it.
782
00:40:20,796 --> 00:40:23,173
Harley, they told me
that you told them to call,
783
00:40:23,257 --> 00:40:26,260
so I told them to tell you
whatever you wanted to hear.
784
00:40:27,052 --> 00:40:29,888
- So there was no jet?
- No.
785
00:40:30,556 --> 00:40:31,849
Well played.
786
00:40:35,686 --> 00:40:39,857
If you could fly anywhere you wanted
in the world today, where would you go?
787
00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:42,442
Well, if this were a TV show,
788
00:40:42,526 --> 00:40:45,070
I'd look at you and say, "Right here,
789
00:40:45,153 --> 00:40:48,448
doing what we're doing right now.
One-way ticket.
790
00:40:48,532 --> 00:40:50,284
No connecting flights."
791
00:40:51,326 --> 00:40:55,706
Yeah. Well, the thing is,
we're not on a TV show.
792
00:40:56,498 --> 00:40:59,585
- This is real life.
- Is it, though?
793
00:41:07,801 --> 00:41:09,970
Hit, hit, hit, hit me
794
00:41:17,436 --> 00:41:19,104
Hit, hit me
795
00:41:59,311 --> 00:42:00,687
Open wide. Say "ah."