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[MUSIC: "Mister You're A Better
Man Than I" by Manfred Mann]
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♪ Can you judge a man
by the way he wears his hat? ♪
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♪ Can you read his mind
by the clothes he wears? ♪
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♪ Can you see a bad man
by the pattern on his tie? ♪
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♪ Then mister
you're a better man than I ♪
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[MAN]: Hello, can I speak
to Sandra please?
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[SANDRA ON PHONE]:
Speaking.
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[MAN]: Hello there, Sandra,
this is Simon.
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I'm the Promotional Manager
at Studio 55.
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I understand you spoke to one
of my colleagues recently
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about a competition
we're running.
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[SANDRA]:
OK, yeah.
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Yeah, Sandra, do you work?
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[SANDRA]:
Yeah. Yeah, why?
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That's fine, actually,
do you know what, Sandra?
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I'm gonna give you
these tickets.
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You've just won a free
VIP day out with us.
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- [SANDRA]: Doing what?
- You are going to meet
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one of the best professional
hairstylists in London.
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You will also meet
a make-up artist
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and have a free makeover
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and at the end of the day
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you will have
a fantastic photoshoot.
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[SANDRA]: I really don't think
that's for me, love.
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No, you don't understand,
Sandra.
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It's free, you've won it.
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Yeah, no, I'm not interested.
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Come on, there's even free
bubbly when you get here.
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Oh, and you know,
bring a few changes of outfit
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obviously not
your whole wardrobe!
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[THEY CHUCKLE]
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Yeah, I suppose a day out
down in London would be nice.
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So can you tell me,
is it a Visa, master
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or debit card
you'll be using today?
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[SANDRA]:
Sorry?
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For the deposit. What kind
of card will you be using?
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Sorry, er, what deposit?
You just said it was free.
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Oh no, sorry, Sandra,
you've got the wrong idea.
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It's not any money at all.
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All our... all our services
are complimentary.
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- Yeah?
- We just take a deposit
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- so you turn up...
- OK.
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...but you get it straight back
on the day.
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Can you give me
the long number across
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- the front of the card please?
- Um, OK, right.
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Just need to find my bag,
hold on a second
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just bear with me.
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Yeah, got it.
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- Got it? Brilliant.
- Yeah.
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OK, so it's just
that long number
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across the front of the card,
that'll be great
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then we can process this.
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It'll go through,
you'll have a fabulous time.
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Hold on a second. I think
someone's at the door, y'know.
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Oh, right, well,
I tell you what...
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- Sorry, Simon, I have got to go.
- I really don't...
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Think it's important actually.
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Can I say something to you?
Can I say something?
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Before you go,
just last thing, right?
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- Yeah.
- You know sometimes
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- you want things in life?
- Yeah.
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And you just put them off,
you put them off
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you sit on the wall...
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Right, I'm just saying,
jump off the wall.
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There goes the door again.
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- I'm sorry.
- Jump off the wall.
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Just take the plunge...
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I've gotta go and answer
the door, OK?
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...life-changing experience
for you.
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I know, I know.
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Put a date in now,
if you decide later on
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you want to rearrange it
then that's no problem
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you can just give me
a ring back.
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I'll call you back,
alright, Simon?
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- Bye, bye.
- Hello? Hello? Ah...
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Fuck!
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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♪ Can you condemn a man
if your faith he doesn't hold? ♪
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♪ Say the colour of his skin
is the colour of his soul? ♪
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♪ Could you say that men ♪
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♪ For king and country
all must die? ♪
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♪ Then mister
you're a better man than I ♪
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[KEYS CLATTER]
- Alright?
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[WOMAN]:
Yeah.
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Good day?
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No, really fucking awful.
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Oh, well.
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You fancy a top-up?
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[WOMAN]:
Oh, go on then. Twist my arm.
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[HE SIGHS]
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That is lovely.
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How was your day then? Good?
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OK.
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I looked at jobs
back in London again.
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Oh, really?
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I thought you were happy here.
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It's not challenging anymore.
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I'm not getting anywhere
staying up here.
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Yeah, well.
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Let's see how it goes, eh?
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It's never a good time to talk,
is it?
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You're never interested
in talking.
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You're happy
just to drift aimlessly.
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Can we start again?
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Fucking hell, Sarah, I've had
a really crap day at work.
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I've been in the door
five minutes and you're on me!
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I don't care.
Get a different job.
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You hate it there but you're
happy to moan and groan
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instead of changing it.
You're pathetic.
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[HE WHISPERS]:
Pathetic...
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Yeah, that's right,
say your bit
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and then disappear
for the night.
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[HE SIGHS]
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Fancy Chinese? I'll order.
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Some duck and pancakes?
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Lovey bottle of cold wine.
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Whatever.
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Look, I'm really sorry
about earlier.
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I do care.
I just get stressed, is all.
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I just...
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I need some support from you.
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I feel like
I'm on my own sometimes.
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I get it. I understand.
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I'll go and order.
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Anything else you want?
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[MAN]:
OK. The five steps.
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Number one, fear of loss.
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Fear of loss is greater
than the need for gain.
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Number two, sense of urgency.
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You must create an urgency
to buy today.
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People will buy on impulse...
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only if you get them excited
about what you're fucking doing.
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He can't get 'em excited,
can he?
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Shush.
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Number three...
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Jones effect,
keeping up with.
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Number four...
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indifference.
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Never appear desperate
for a sale.
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If you do, they become sceptical
and will not buy.
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Listen to me.
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Listening.
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Number five.
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Greed.
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They want more for less.
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Make out to give it to them.
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OK. That's your lot for today.
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Remember, these seats
and phones are loaned
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to you on a daily basis.
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Earn your seat every day.
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Please. Own your seat.
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- Come on.
- Come on!
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[THEY APPLAUD]
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OK, before you pick up
the phones
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I want to talk about today.
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Today is a new day, right?
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- Yep.
- Whatever problems you had
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yesterday or the day before,
for that matter, they've gone.
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[HE CLICKS FINGERS]
Finito.
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Now, I know I speak
for Alan here when I say
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this really isn't
rocket science.
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Just focus on your leads,
and dream big.
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Reach those goals and you'll be
living the dream, my friends.
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Just don't forget,
turn up with no make-up on.
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Yeah, but your clothes. Lovely.
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Right, thank you, Caroline,
it's been a pleasure.
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Take care. Bye-bye.
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[BELL DINGS]
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[HE SINGS GIBBERISH]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Get in there!
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[SMATTERING OF APPLAUSE]
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Jesus.
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It's Action Man.
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[SHE SCOFFS]
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I'm thinking of joining the gym.
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Oh, really?
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Oh... I like your wobbly bits.
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I'm serious. I'm gonna go
first thing in the morning.
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You do need to tone up a bit.
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Won't take me long
to get into shape.
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I'll believe it when I see it.
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Thanks for your support.
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Anytime, cowboy.
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[THEY CHUCKLE]
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Oh, no.
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Hiya. I'd like to join the gym.
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You had any kind of experience?
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In what way?
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Have you trained before?
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Years ago.
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Years ago.
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When I was a kid.
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Teenager.
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Where?
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Lime Boys Club.
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Why don't you go back there?
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It's in London.
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[HE LAUGHS]
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This gym ain't for you, mate.
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Get yourself a YMCA.
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Take your Lycra pants with you.
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I wanna train here.
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[PAPERS RUSTLE]
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Sign you up then.
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[HE BELCHES]
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[TRAINER]:
Go on. Hold you up.
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Easy.
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[MAN GRUNTS]
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[BIKE CONTROLS BEEP]
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Oi, oi, you don't fucking
do it like that.
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What's the matter with ya?
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No one's done a pull-down
like that since the '90s.
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I'm sorry, no one showed me
how to work it.
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What's your game?
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I said I'm sorry,
I didn't know.
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I ain't seen you in here before,
have I?
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Just joined.
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Welcome. Terry.
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Hi, I'm Simon.
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So what's the goal then?
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Well, I really just want
to get fit.
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Fit? Well, you can fuck fit.
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You wanna get big
and you wanna get strong.
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And the way you're pulling
that weight about
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you'll end up a cripple.
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You'll be a Thalidomide
by the time you're 50.
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- A what?
- [MOCKING VOICE]: A flid.
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But don't worry...
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because I can prevent that
from happening.
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Are you expensive?
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Oh, please, the money
should not be important.
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Look, I'm standing here now...
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and I'm looking at you.
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And I can see major potential.
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You just need a little bit
of guidance, that's all.
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You ever thought
about competing?
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No.
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- You could be a Mister.
- A Mister?
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Bodybuilding. Mister Newcastle,
Mister England.
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Mister South Shields.
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I'm not really into all that
high-intensity bootcamp stuff.
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Bootcamp, who said anything
about fucking soppy bootcamp?
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I was in the Army
for 15 years, mate.
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And what I do is better
than all that old bollocks.
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And I'm a lot fucking cheaper.
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Alright. Can I think about it?
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You can do whatever you want.
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I'm here every day.
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Come on, you cunts!
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Come on!
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[MAN GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTING CONTINUES]
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[HE YELLS]
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00:16:49,307 --> 00:16:50,308
[SIMON]:
Alright, Gail?
258
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:54,812
- D'you want a pint?
- [SIMON]: Yeah.
259
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:56,313
Two pints please, Gail.
260
00:16:56,346 --> 00:16:57,314
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
261
00:16:58,216 --> 00:17:00,351
Fancy going to Holland
and Barrett after this?
262
00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:03,489
- Where?
- Health food shop.
263
00:17:04,489 --> 00:17:06,091
Have you run out of Bombay mix?
264
00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:10,062
I've joined a gym,
I need to get some supplies.
265
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:11,563
Fuck off, you fucking poof.
266
00:17:12,163 --> 00:17:14,633
Need to get healthy,
all we do is booze every day.
267
00:17:14,665 --> 00:17:17,301
I've got no energy anymore.
I feel lethargic all the time.
268
00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:19,038
- I feel old, man.
- Take some coke.
269
00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:21,539
Don't you worry?
270
00:17:22,507 --> 00:17:23,674
I just don't feel
the same anymore.
271
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:25,544
I wanna try
and shake it up a bit.
272
00:17:25,742 --> 00:17:27,078
I wanna change myself.
273
00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:28,647
Like I said,
coke always worked for me.
274
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,783
No, I wanna give
other stuff a go.
275
00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:35,453
Steroids?
276
00:17:36,354 --> 00:17:37,355
No.
277
00:17:37,821 --> 00:17:39,190
Supplements.
278
00:17:39,223 --> 00:17:40,491
- You know what I mean.
- [HE LAUGHS]
279
00:17:59,309 --> 00:18:02,080
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV]
280
00:18:33,944 --> 00:18:36,147
[HE SOBS]
281
00:18:59,237 --> 00:19:02,341
[EQUIPMENT CLATTERS]
282
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:07,179
[BLENDER WHIRS]
283
00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:11,715
- Strawberry for me.
- [MAN]: Strawberry?
284
00:19:11,749 --> 00:19:12,884
Yeah.
285
00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:15,253
I got the fucking
head bouncer...
286
00:19:15,686 --> 00:19:18,189
big horrible spade
in a fucking headlock.
287
00:19:18,222 --> 00:19:19,957
- Did you smash the fucker up?
- No, that was later.
288
00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:21,425
So I fucking got him
round the neck
289
00:19:21,459 --> 00:19:22,928
and wanna make him feel
a bit fucking giddy
290
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,496
a little bit sick.
291
00:19:24,528 --> 00:19:26,865
So I'm fucking swinging the cunt
round like a rag doll
292
00:19:26,897 --> 00:19:28,533
I went fucking ballistic.
293
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:31,368
I pulled the cunt up and gone,
crack! With a left hook.
294
00:19:31,402 --> 00:19:32,636
He's gone down like
a fucking sack of shit
295
00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:34,339
and I'm stamping all over him.
296
00:19:34,372 --> 00:19:35,673
[MAN]: Spark out?
- Yeah.
297
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:37,776
And all his fucking horrible
muggy doorman mates
298
00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:38,976
were fucking standing there
like that.
299
00:19:39,009 --> 00:19:41,512
Fucking, not one of them
300
00:19:41,546 --> 00:19:43,615
helped that horrible, fat,
black cunt out.
301
00:19:43,647 --> 00:19:45,382
[MAN]: Shit.
- Fortnight later...
302
00:19:45,415 --> 00:19:47,351
I thought, "Fuck it,
I'll go back in there."
303
00:19:47,384 --> 00:19:49,820
They're all around me,
free drinks, fucking birds.
304
00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:51,823
Manager comes up to me,
"Tel, Tel!
305
00:19:51,855 --> 00:19:53,791
Please take over the door!
306
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,461
Take over the door!"
I mean, fuck off, you dope.
307
00:19:57,494 --> 00:19:59,396
It's a fucking cunt's game.
308
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:01,466
[MAN]: Definitely, mate.
- Talk later, alright?
309
00:20:01,499 --> 00:20:02,768
- See you, Tel.
- Take care.
310
00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:05,604
[TERRY]:
Well, there he is.
311
00:20:06,403 --> 00:20:07,338
Oh, hi, Terry.
312
00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:10,342
So, you ready then?
313
00:20:12,376 --> 00:20:13,377
How's it gonna work?
314
00:20:14,645 --> 00:20:16,248
Let's have a proper look at ya.
315
00:20:17,448 --> 00:20:19,518
Come over to the mirror
and take your top off.
316
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:20,819
Come on.
317
00:20:21,919 --> 00:20:23,455
Is that really necessary?
318
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:24,855
Yes, it is, we need to see
what we're dealing with
319
00:20:24,888 --> 00:20:26,557
what we're up against
320
00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:28,359
all the hard work we've got
ahead of us. Just take it off.
321
00:20:39,569 --> 00:20:41,038
[TERRY LAUGHS]
322
00:20:41,071 --> 00:20:43,507
Yeah, I don't like this
kind of thing, to be honest.
323
00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:45,042
Fuck off, I'm teasing with ya.
324
00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:47,578
Look, Simon,
I can transform you
325
00:20:47,612 --> 00:20:49,480
like you can't believe.
326
00:20:49,513 --> 00:20:50,981
But you're gonna
have to toughen up a bit.
327
00:20:51,015 --> 00:20:52,818
Yeah, I know,
that's why I come to the gym.
328
00:20:53,951 --> 00:20:56,755
You know what?
Let's leave it for today.
329
00:20:57,521 --> 00:20:59,390
But I'm here now,
I came to train today.
330
00:20:59,423 --> 00:21:01,393
Yeah, I know you're
fucking here, I can see ya
331
00:21:01,425 --> 00:21:03,794
but you've gone all fucking
negative on me, ain't ya?
332
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,430
You're not in the right
fucking mindset.
333
00:21:08,432 --> 00:21:10,368
I'll see you tomorrow. Alright?
334
00:21:12,603 --> 00:21:13,538
I don't know
if I can do tomorrow.
335
00:21:14,771 --> 00:21:17,475
Well, if you can't, you can't,
no harm done.
336
00:21:24,414 --> 00:21:25,549
He had me take my top off.
337
00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:28,385
I felt abused.
338
00:21:28,419 --> 00:21:30,288
Well, you don't need
to go back, do you?
339
00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:34,692
I've paid six months
upfront now.
340
00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:36,428
What! Why?
341
00:21:41,432 --> 00:21:42,968
Maybe it's a character test...
342
00:21:43,634 --> 00:21:44,801
and then he'll be fine.
343
00:21:45,769 --> 00:21:48,605
He's just seeing if I'll turn up
again, if I have the balls.
344
00:21:48,638 --> 00:21:49,840
I mean, they're like that.
345
00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:51,910
He's ex-Army, you know.
346
00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:54,012
Sounds like a smashing bloke.
347
00:21:56,547 --> 00:21:57,582
Hope you're hungry.
348
00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:00,384
Do you want some cheese?
349
00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:17,602
[RHYTHMIC CHANTING ECHOES]
350
00:22:31,415 --> 00:22:33,951
Sort yourself out.
351
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:37,455
And do it now.
352
00:22:44,028 --> 00:22:45,697
[HE SIGHS]
353
00:23:04,615 --> 00:23:06,183
D'you know what
drives me mad about her?
354
00:23:06,217 --> 00:23:08,086
She's so far up his fucking arse
355
00:23:08,118 --> 00:23:10,521
that her fucking feet
are dangling just out.
356
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:13,458
When he's doing
his fucking splurge
357
00:23:13,657 --> 00:23:16,026
at the beginning of the day,
it's always geared to us.
358
00:23:16,059 --> 00:23:17,729
- Never geared to her, is it?
- [HE CHUCKLES]
359
00:23:17,761 --> 00:23:18,896
It never is, though!
360
00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:20,932
"Today's a new day, guys, um...
361
00:23:20,964 --> 00:23:23,534
I'll be able to stop my hands
once I've taken them out
362
00:23:23,567 --> 00:23:26,171
- of Alan's arse, yeah?" Idiot.
- [SIMON LAUGHS]
363
00:23:26,971 --> 00:23:28,705
She gets away
with fucking murder.
364
00:23:28,739 --> 00:23:30,942
- She's good though.
- She's not good at all!
365
00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:32,443
She's got more sales than you.
366
00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:33,845
She hasn't got
any fucking sales.
367
00:23:33,877 --> 00:23:36,013
Exactly, that's more than you!
368
00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:38,048
She can't even fucking read
the digits back to 'em
369
00:23:38,082 --> 00:23:39,851
on the fucking card.
370
00:23:39,884 --> 00:23:42,621
[SIMON SIGHS]
This has got to stop as well.
371
00:23:43,019 --> 00:23:45,155
Oh, change the fucking record.
372
00:23:45,189 --> 00:23:47,558
Couple of pints
aren't gonna hurt, are they?
373
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,694
- Too many carbs.
- So what?
374
00:23:49,727 --> 00:23:51,162
You fucking need it
after being stuck
375
00:23:51,194 --> 00:23:52,931
in that fucking place all day.
376
00:23:53,730 --> 00:23:55,200
[HE SIGHS]
What happened, Ron?
377
00:23:55,599 --> 00:23:57,568
Did you ever think you
would end up like this?
378
00:24:00,637 --> 00:24:01,906
At least we have
a bit of craic.
379
00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:04,708
Fucking hate sales.
380
00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:08,078
Sales is my life.
381
00:24:22,226 --> 00:24:26,565
[MUSIC: "Mister You're A Better
Man Than I" by Manfred Mann]
382
00:24:35,972 --> 00:24:41,011
♪ Can you damn a man
if your faith he doesn't hold? ♪
383
00:24:42,279 --> 00:24:48,686
♪ Say the colour of his skin
is the colour of his soul? ♪
384
00:24:50,288 --> 00:24:55,759
♪ Could you say that men for
king and country all must die? ♪
385
00:24:58,162 --> 00:25:02,667
♪ Then mister
you're a better man than I ♪
386
00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:35,000
Oi! What time do you call this?
387
00:25:35,599 --> 00:25:36,867
Yeah, sorry I'm a bit late.
388
00:25:38,001 --> 00:25:39,903
Oh, you've had a late one,
ain't ya?
389
00:25:39,936 --> 00:25:42,206
Oh, fuck me, you stink.
What you been eating, shit?
390
00:25:42,873 --> 00:25:44,342
Had a couple after work,
that's all.
391
00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:45,977
Yeah?
392
00:25:46,009 --> 00:25:48,212
Well, that's gonna have to stop
if you wanna get serious.
393
00:25:48,645 --> 00:25:50,615
I'm cutting down,
the training will help.
394
00:25:50,647 --> 00:25:53,317
No, no, no, stop,
altogether I said.
395
00:25:55,086 --> 00:25:56,954
- OK.
- Go and get yourself warmed up.
396
00:26:10,934 --> 00:26:12,369
Bring that into
the top of your chest.
397
00:26:12,403 --> 00:26:14,605
When you come down, squeeze.
398
00:26:14,638 --> 00:26:15,806
- Squeeze what?
- Elbows back.
399
00:26:15,839 --> 00:26:17,074
- This.
- Like that?
400
00:26:17,107 --> 00:26:19,644
Yeah, but bring
your elbows back, that's it.
401
00:26:19,676 --> 00:26:22,313
Up again. Good, back two, good.
402
00:26:23,647 --> 00:26:24,749
Three, good.
403
00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:28,653
Four, good, that's it.
404
00:26:28,919 --> 00:26:30,221
Five, good...
405
00:26:31,021 --> 00:26:32,723
Six, that's good.
406
00:26:33,324 --> 00:26:35,727
That's good, seven,
come on, I'm impressed.
407
00:26:35,759 --> 00:26:37,295
All we're doing
is getting the form correct
408
00:26:37,327 --> 00:26:39,963
so you learn to do everything
the right fucking way
409
00:26:39,997 --> 00:26:41,766
- and not the wrong way.
- OK.
410
00:26:41,798 --> 00:26:43,233
It's easy to do things
the wrong way.
411
00:26:43,968 --> 00:26:45,836
- So, what, is that right?
- That's it, it's fine.
412
00:26:45,869 --> 00:26:47,204
But I want these arms straight
413
00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:49,007
I want you to squeeze
them triceps.
414
00:26:49,306 --> 00:26:50,942
That's it, that's better.
415
00:26:50,974 --> 00:26:52,142
OK, got it.
416
00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:54,378
Stand up straight,
chin up, look forward.
417
00:26:54,412 --> 00:26:56,615
- Bum out?
- No, bum in.
418
00:26:57,248 --> 00:26:59,784
Stretch them arms out,
now come up, curl it.
419
00:27:00,217 --> 00:27:02,220
Come up to the top. Oh, slow...
420
00:27:02,252 --> 00:27:04,221
Like a lunatic.
What's the matter with ya?
421
00:27:04,255 --> 00:27:05,824
[TERRY CHUCKLES]
422
00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:08,759
That's it, nice and easy,
and squeeze at the top.
423
00:27:08,792 --> 00:27:10,360
Squeeze them biceps, squeeze.
424
00:27:10,394 --> 00:27:12,896
- Oh, what... Oh, right.
- When you get to the top
425
00:27:12,930 --> 00:27:15,099
I want you to count for one,
and squeeze.
426
00:27:15,132 --> 00:27:17,001
- One.
- That's it, that's it.
427
00:27:17,801 --> 00:27:19,436
- One.
- That's it, one, that's it.
428
00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:21,038
That's it, see?
You're fucking...
429
00:27:21,071 --> 00:27:22,406
You're taking notice, son,
I like it.
430
00:28:00,911 --> 00:28:01,946
[HE WHISPERS]:
Sarah...
431
00:28:03,079 --> 00:28:04,214
are you awake?
432
00:28:29,006 --> 00:28:31,342
Yeah, hopefully I do see you
there but have a fantastic time.
433
00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:32,242
That's another one.
434
00:28:33,109 --> 00:28:34,478
Thank you. Bye, bye.
435
00:28:35,011 --> 00:28:37,381
Woo!
[HE LAUGHS]
436
00:28:38,015 --> 00:28:39,383
- Got another one.
- [BELL DINGS]
437
00:28:39,415 --> 00:28:40,417
Woo!
438
00:28:42,385 --> 00:28:44,321
[SIMON GRUNTS]
- [TERRY]: Good.
439
00:28:44,355 --> 00:28:46,457
That's all you.
I want one more, one more!
440
00:28:46,490 --> 00:28:48,293
Come on, come on,
come on, down...
441
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:52,163
And drive, come on, push, push,
push, push, push, push, good!
442
00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:56,433
Good. Well done.
Come on, get up.
443
00:29:02,306 --> 00:29:03,408
[SARAH]:
Are you alright?
444
00:29:05,041 --> 00:29:06,211
Yeah...
445
00:29:07,076 --> 00:29:09,780
just tired, the gym
is knocking me for six.
446
00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:11,249
You look like a mong.
447
00:29:12,215 --> 00:29:13,484
Thanks.
448
00:29:13,917 --> 00:29:15,285
You want some gnocchi?
449
00:29:15,486 --> 00:29:17,489
- No, ta.
- Why not? I'm doing some.
450
00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:21,391
I've already told you, no carbs
at this time anymore.
451
00:29:21,424 --> 00:29:23,327
Terry said strictly none
after six.
452
00:29:24,028 --> 00:29:25,963
What would Terry like me
to make you then?
453
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:28,298
[SIMON]:
I'll do mine in a minute.
454
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,136
Bought a nice tuna steak,
actually.
455
00:29:33,237 --> 00:29:34,939
Gnocchi's not fat.
456
00:29:34,971 --> 00:29:36,907
It's not fat that's the problem.
457
00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:39,376
Terry said there are good fats
and bad fats.
458
00:29:39,876 --> 00:29:41,278
It's carbs
that are the real problem.
459
00:29:41,311 --> 00:29:42,913
Terry says a lot, doesn't he?
460
00:29:43,279 --> 00:29:44,581
All this training you're doing
461
00:29:44,615 --> 00:29:46,317
have you noticed
a difference yet?
462
00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:48,853
Well, haven't you?
463
00:29:49,118 --> 00:29:51,321
[KNIFE CHOPS]
464
00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:31,461
[TERRY]: Nice and controlled,
stretch it right out, that's it.
465
00:30:42,172 --> 00:30:45,009
Stretch it out... and stretch.
466
00:30:51,981 --> 00:30:55,019
That's it. Squeeze it,
squeeze it, squeeze at the top.
467
00:30:56,452 --> 00:30:58,189
You've literally doubled
the size of your arms
468
00:30:58,221 --> 00:30:59,324
since you started.
469
00:31:45,301 --> 00:31:47,004
Oh, it's really hot
in here today.
470
00:31:53,176 --> 00:31:54,411
You should try Iraq.
471
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,649
Were you there?
472
00:31:59,048 --> 00:32:00,183
Two tours.
473
00:32:02,118 --> 00:32:03,453
Then I went on the circuit.
474
00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:07,424
Like a second home to me.
475
00:32:08,992 --> 00:32:10,193
The circuit, what's that?
476
00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:14,265
Private security.
477
00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:18,435
Bet that was intense.
478
00:32:19,336 --> 00:32:20,570
You have no idea, mate.
479
00:32:21,771 --> 00:32:23,106
No idea.
480
00:32:26,042 --> 00:32:26,977
Tell me?
481
00:32:30,547 --> 00:32:32,482
We opened fire
on small villages and...
482
00:32:35,352 --> 00:32:37,088
never ever batted an eyelid.
483
00:32:40,790 --> 00:32:42,592
I made sure I erased the tapes
on that one.
484
00:32:44,361 --> 00:32:45,496
What do you mean?
485
00:32:47,463 --> 00:32:48,532
I should write a book.
486
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:54,137
Mind you, I'd get a life
sentence for chapter five alone.
487
00:32:56,373 --> 00:32:58,241
What happened in chapter five?
488
00:33:06,215 --> 00:33:08,585
Remind me to show you
my little "trophy pictures".
489
00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:11,154
You wouldn't believe it.
490
00:33:15,092 --> 00:33:16,694
I'm not sure I wanna see them,
to be honest.
491
00:33:21,298 --> 00:33:23,034
Two elephants fighting
on the grass.
492
00:33:24,101 --> 00:33:25,470
Who gets damaged?
493
00:33:26,769 --> 00:33:28,439
Sorry?
494
00:33:28,471 --> 00:33:32,143
Two big elephants fighting
on the grass, who gets damaged?
495
00:33:38,481 --> 00:33:40,518
[HE LAUGHS]
496
00:33:42,853 --> 00:33:44,322
The grass.
497
00:33:51,561 --> 00:33:52,562
[FISTS THUD]
498
00:33:54,730 --> 00:33:57,035
- Never stop hitting people.
- What?
499
00:33:58,335 --> 00:34:00,505
Never stop hitting people
500
00:34:00,703 --> 00:34:02,173
because once you stop
501
00:34:03,707 --> 00:34:05,443
you will never be able
to start again.
502
00:34:11,181 --> 00:34:12,650
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
503
00:34:31,534 --> 00:34:33,336
[SHE SNIFFLES]
504
00:35:12,876 --> 00:35:14,512
Absolutely!
505
00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:16,180
No, it's been
an absolute pleasure.
506
00:35:16,213 --> 00:35:17,648
Yeah? Have a lovely, lovely day.
507
00:35:18,382 --> 00:35:20,351
OK, fantastic, bye-bye, bye.
508
00:35:21,818 --> 00:35:23,153
Wahey!
509
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,156
We're on a roll, on a roll.
510
00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:28,159
[THEY CHUCKLE]
511
00:35:28,192 --> 00:35:29,425
- Alright?
- Great stuff.
512
00:35:29,458 --> 00:35:30,793
- Yes...
- [BELL DINGS]
513
00:35:30,827 --> 00:35:32,196
Hey!
514
00:35:32,461 --> 00:35:34,565
- Oh, is that...
- You can do it!
515
00:35:34,965 --> 00:35:36,534
...top of the board?
516
00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:38,501
Is that top of the board?
I think it is.
517
00:35:38,534 --> 00:35:39,836
[MAN]: I think that's top
of the board.
518
00:35:39,869 --> 00:35:42,172
Ladies and gentleman,
it's top of the board!
519
00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:43,774
[STAFF APPLAUD]
- [MAN]: Top of the board!
520
00:35:43,806 --> 00:35:44,875
Thank you very much,
thank you.
521
00:35:55,251 --> 00:35:56,387
Hey, coming for a pint?
522
00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:58,422
No, taking Sarah out tonight
523
00:35:58,621 --> 00:36:00,490
to celebrate
breaking my sales record.
524
00:36:01,757 --> 00:36:04,360
Just one pint.
She's not gonna mind, is she?
525
00:36:04,393 --> 00:36:06,363
She will. I'll grab one
with you in the week.
526
00:36:10,367 --> 00:36:14,205
[FIREWORKS WHINE AND EXPLODE]
527
00:36:18,675 --> 00:36:19,610
Sarah?
528
00:36:26,449 --> 00:36:27,350
Sarah!
529
00:36:42,699 --> 00:36:44,268
[SARAH, VO]:
Dear Simon...
530
00:36:45,568 --> 00:36:47,471
for what feels like months now,
I've tried to talk to you
531
00:36:47,503 --> 00:36:48,871
to explain how I was feeling
532
00:36:48,905 --> 00:36:50,740
but you were never there
to listen.
533
00:36:51,942 --> 00:36:54,711
After it happened, you never
wanted to talk about it did you?
534
00:36:54,744 --> 00:36:55,880
Why?
535
00:36:56,947 --> 00:36:58,316
You knew how important
it was for me.
536
00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:01,219
There's no easy way
of saying this.
537
00:37:02,518 --> 00:37:04,688
I detest you, I'm afraid,
I really do.
538
00:37:06,623 --> 00:37:08,726
"It's got so bad that
when I hear your key
539
00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:11,329
turning in the front door,
I feel physically sick.
540
00:37:12,596 --> 00:37:14,998
I drink so much so I don't
have to face you sober.
541
00:37:15,865 --> 00:37:17,568
I make out to be unconscious
542
00:37:17,967 --> 00:37:19,670
so I don't have to face you
at all.
543
00:37:20,836 --> 00:37:21,838
I'm sorry...
544
00:37:22,572 --> 00:37:24,508
but this really is
for the best.
545
00:37:25,608 --> 00:37:27,577
You're not the person
I fell in love with.
546
00:37:29,378 --> 00:37:30,647
I do hope you understand."
547
00:37:32,615 --> 00:37:33,884
Yeah, very sad.
548
00:37:34,483 --> 00:37:36,452
Best cure for depression
I know is lifting.
549
00:37:36,485 --> 00:37:37,654
Come on,
let's step it up a gear.
550
00:37:38,387 --> 00:37:40,257
- That's it.
- Someone else?
551
00:37:42,391 --> 00:37:43,393
No, I don't think so.
552
00:37:45,061 --> 00:37:46,896
I really didn't know
she felt like that.
553
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,032
Look, I wouldn't worry about it.
554
00:37:49,932 --> 00:37:52,769
In a month or so, you're gonna
be ripped like a bastard.
555
00:37:53,603 --> 00:37:54,905
- And you know what?
- What?
556
00:37:55,371 --> 00:37:57,375
She'll come running back
like they always do.
557
00:37:58,474 --> 00:37:59,677
Seemed pretty final to me.
558
00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:02,445
I know,
but the more final it seems
559
00:38:02,478 --> 00:38:04,580
the more chance there is
it'll work out.
560
00:38:04,614 --> 00:38:06,382
That makes no sense.
561
00:38:06,416 --> 00:38:07,785
It's Terry's logic, son.
562
00:38:08,085 --> 00:38:09,720
You've gotta remember something.
563
00:38:09,753 --> 00:38:11,989
I've had more fucking women
than you've had hot dinners.
564
00:38:12,356 --> 00:38:13,658
And in a month...
565
00:38:14,423 --> 00:38:15,826
you're gonna have
a couple of juicy
566
00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:17,661
18-year-olds
wrapped round ya.
567
00:38:17,693 --> 00:38:19,362
No, that's not
what I'm looking for.
568
00:38:19,396 --> 00:38:21,865
Course it is,
it's what we're all looking for.
569
00:38:21,898 --> 00:38:24,535
And then when she comes crawling
back on her hands and knees...
570
00:38:25,635 --> 00:38:27,405
you can tell her
to fuck right off.
571
00:38:28,538 --> 00:38:29,940
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
572
00:38:29,972 --> 00:38:32,076
I mean, we only moved
into that big fucking house
573
00:38:32,108 --> 00:38:33,811
because of her.
574
00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:35,412
She's left me right
in the shit with the bills.
575
00:38:35,445 --> 00:38:36,981
I can't afford
all that on my own.
576
00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:40,551
How many bedrooms you got?
577
00:38:41,952 --> 00:38:43,554
Four, why?
578
00:38:43,586 --> 00:38:45,456
No, no, I'm just, um...
579
00:38:46,690 --> 00:38:48,092
I'm just thinking out loud.
580
00:38:52,996 --> 00:38:54,597
I might have a solution
to your problem.
581
00:38:55,398 --> 00:38:56,567
What?
582
00:38:56,867 --> 00:38:58,669
How would you like me
as your lodger?
583
00:38:59,769 --> 00:39:02,440
- I'm not sure, Terry.
- No, no, no, no, listen.
584
00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:05,376
If I moved in...
585
00:39:06,009 --> 00:39:08,112
could you imagine
how big you'd get?
586
00:39:09,045 --> 00:39:10,748
And to be honest with ya
587
00:39:10,780 --> 00:39:12,615
I gotta be out the place
I'm living anyway.
588
00:39:12,916 --> 00:39:14,719
And I like you, Simon,
I really do.
589
00:39:15,851 --> 00:39:17,653
And I feel that you need
a little bit of company
590
00:39:17,686 --> 00:39:18,989
wrapped round you now.
591
00:39:19,021 --> 00:39:20,458
Bring you out of yourself.
592
00:39:21,157 --> 00:39:22,625
What do you say?
593
00:39:22,659 --> 00:39:23,961
Can I think about it?
594
00:39:23,994 --> 00:39:24,995
Of course you can.
595
00:39:26,762 --> 00:39:28,998
Let's step it up, come on.
Let's do this.
596
00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:32,903
Ten reps, no fucking about.
597
00:39:35,070 --> 00:39:38,041
One, two, three, up,
there we go.
598
00:39:39,876 --> 00:39:40,845
One, good.
599
00:39:41,978 --> 00:39:43,012
Good, good.
600
00:39:43,713 --> 00:39:45,082
Good, three...
601
00:39:45,114 --> 00:39:47,049
Really push like you mean it.
602
00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:48,552
Push like you mean it.
603
00:39:48,952 --> 00:39:51,121
Think of Sarah as she's getting
fucked up the arse
604
00:39:51,153 --> 00:39:52,655
by a stranger.
605
00:39:52,688 --> 00:39:54,157
The fuck are you saying?
606
00:39:54,190 --> 00:39:55,858
Trying to motivate you
to get you angry.
607
00:39:55,891 --> 00:39:57,427
Leave Sarah out of it, will ya?
608
00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:59,096
She hates ya,
you said so yourself.
609
00:39:59,128 --> 00:40:01,063
She's your fucking ex now,
hate her back.
610
00:40:01,097 --> 00:40:03,000
Come on, let's get big
and let's get ripped.
611
00:40:03,032 --> 00:40:04,701
I told you that stuff
in confidence.
612
00:40:04,733 --> 00:40:06,536
I don't want you using
her name around the gym.
613
00:40:08,103 --> 00:40:09,672
I'm heartbroken, man.
614
00:40:09,706 --> 00:40:10,908
Or can't you see that?
615
00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:14,844
Simon, don't fucking walk away,
come back.
616
00:40:14,878 --> 00:40:16,713
Hey, hey! I'm joking.
617
00:40:18,581 --> 00:40:22,752
[TRAP MUSIC BLARES
ON CAR STEREO]
618
00:40:31,061 --> 00:40:33,130
[ENGINE AND MUSIC STOPS]
619
00:40:33,563 --> 00:40:34,530
- This the one, Tel?
- Yeah.
620
00:40:34,563 --> 00:40:35,832
Just bang on the door, Paul.
621
00:40:37,666 --> 00:40:38,869
[DOOR KNOCKER THUDS]
622
00:40:53,782 --> 00:40:54,918
- Hi.
- Aye-aye.
623
00:40:54,951 --> 00:40:57,021
Don't stand there,
come on, give us a hand.
624
00:40:57,586 --> 00:41:00,724
And, um, where is one's
living quarters, my good man?
625
00:41:00,757 --> 00:41:01,892
Upstairs to the right.
626
00:41:01,925 --> 00:41:02,927
Thank you!
627
00:41:05,061 --> 00:41:07,597
- What's in these boxes, Terry?
- Oh, by the way, we're having
628
00:41:07,630 --> 00:41:09,199
a little housewarming party
tonight.
629
00:41:09,231 --> 00:41:10,666
- Housewarming?
- Yeah.
630
00:41:10,699 --> 00:41:12,101
Few of the boys,
few of the little girls.
631
00:41:12,135 --> 00:41:14,038
Liven you up a little bit,
you know what I mean?
632
00:41:15,739 --> 00:41:16,740
Nice one, son.
633
00:41:17,907 --> 00:41:19,242
[SIMON]:
Where you going?
634
00:41:19,275 --> 00:41:20,543
[TERRY]:
Ah, yes...
635
00:41:21,077 --> 00:41:24,548
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS]
636
00:41:40,063 --> 00:41:41,231
Alright?
637
00:42:27,610 --> 00:42:29,879
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
638
00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:33,684
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Turn it down, Steve. Steve...
639
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:35,552
[HE COUGHS]
Good boy.
640
00:42:36,119 --> 00:42:38,255
Listen, just wanna say
a couple of words.
641
00:42:39,121 --> 00:42:42,224
Firstly, I just wanna thank
everybody for coming tonight
642
00:42:42,257 --> 00:42:45,227
it's so fucking lovely
to see you all, as usual.
643
00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:47,630
- And...
- [THEY CHEER]
644
00:42:47,664 --> 00:42:49,232
Everybody, cos it really
makes a difference
645
00:42:49,264 --> 00:42:51,934
when you throw an invite out
and people show, it's lovely.
646
00:42:51,967 --> 00:42:53,636
Secondly...
647
00:42:53,836 --> 00:42:57,007
I've got a very, very, very
special new pal in my life.
648
00:42:57,340 --> 00:42:59,777
He's an absolutely
genuine geezer.
649
00:43:00,242 --> 00:43:02,179
Absolute diamond,
I love him to death.
650
00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:05,882
And if it weren't for him,
there would be no party tonight.
651
00:43:05,914 --> 00:43:08,217
So I just want to say
a massive thank you
652
00:43:08,885 --> 00:43:12,022
to that very, very, very, very
special man.
653
00:43:12,322 --> 00:43:14,825
Down there, don't fucking
make that face!
654
00:43:15,425 --> 00:43:16,594
Simon!
655
00:43:17,393 --> 00:43:19,596
[THEY CHEER]
- Simon!
656
00:43:19,896 --> 00:43:21,064
Come on!
657
00:43:21,931 --> 00:43:24,635
Now, everybody join in with me
cos this is from the heart.
658
00:43:26,168 --> 00:43:27,605
Simon!
659
00:43:27,903 --> 00:43:31,275
[THEY CHANT]:
Simon! Simon! Simon!
660
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,350
[THEY CHEER]
661
00:43:46,289 --> 00:43:48,359
[HE MUTTERS]:
Simon, Simon...
662
00:43:49,324 --> 00:43:52,295
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC RESUMES]
663
00:44:00,469 --> 00:44:02,805
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
664
00:44:46,048 --> 00:44:47,985
[BIRDSONG]
665
00:44:50,253 --> 00:44:51,989
[WATER RUNS]
- [SIMON SIGHS]
666
00:44:58,161 --> 00:44:59,429
[DISTANT SIGH]
667
00:45:02,065 --> 00:45:03,166
Hello?
668
00:45:05,235 --> 00:45:06,803
You alright in there?
669
00:45:06,835 --> 00:45:08,271
[MAN]:
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
670
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:10,273
Is that you, Ronnie?
671
00:45:13,976 --> 00:45:15,311
[DOOR CREAKS]
672
00:45:17,112 --> 00:45:18,315
What's up, mate?
673
00:45:22,385 --> 00:45:24,254
I can't fucking do it anymore.
674
00:45:25,021 --> 00:45:27,024
It's just a bad day.
I've had a few, remember?
675
00:45:27,456 --> 00:45:28,391
I'm done.
676
00:45:29,559 --> 00:45:30,894
It's fucked.
677
00:45:32,061 --> 00:45:33,363
Nah... It's over.
678
00:45:34,597 --> 00:45:37,101
I know what you mean, mate,
but I promise you it'll change.
679
00:45:37,567 --> 00:45:39,769
- Come on, Rocket Ronnie!
- Rocket Ronnie.
680
00:45:42,105 --> 00:45:44,775
I wanna smash that fucking bell
in that cunt's face.
681
00:45:46,342 --> 00:45:49,012
Just a couple more hours,
I'll go and buy you a pint, eh?
682
00:45:50,045 --> 00:45:51,213
- That's it.
- Yeah...
683
00:45:51,246 --> 00:45:52,348
That's more like it.
684
00:45:54,184 --> 00:45:56,053
[MACHINERY CLATTERS]
685
00:46:13,869 --> 00:46:15,938
[THEY LAUGH]
- [RONNIE]: What a twat!
686
00:46:17,574 --> 00:46:19,309
First in the measure!
687
00:46:20,275 --> 00:46:22,444
- Oh, my God...
- OK.
688
00:46:22,478 --> 00:46:24,014
I'm gonna go
for a cigarette.
689
00:46:24,047 --> 00:46:25,014
- Can I have a fag?
- Yeah.
690
00:46:39,996 --> 00:46:42,331
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
691
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,575
You cunt,
fucking telling me training.
692
00:46:56,512 --> 00:46:58,315
He said he'd be
training tonight.
693
00:47:04,887 --> 00:47:06,824
Standing there
having a fucking drink.
694
00:47:07,056 --> 00:47:09,226
[THEY LAUGH]
- Fuckin' true story.
695
00:47:13,228 --> 00:47:15,464
[HE GRUNTS]
696
00:47:22,070 --> 00:47:24,106
[RONNIE LAUGHS]
697
00:47:29,612 --> 00:47:30,614
[SIMON]:
There you are.
698
00:47:37,052 --> 00:47:38,121
You OK?
699
00:47:39,155 --> 00:47:40,090
Yeah, I'm fine.
700
00:47:40,956 --> 00:47:42,125
Yeah, you sure?
701
00:47:43,159 --> 00:47:44,327
You seem distracted.
702
00:47:45,128 --> 00:47:46,330
No, no, I'm fine.
703
00:47:46,963 --> 00:47:48,031
OK.
704
00:47:53,168 --> 00:47:54,003
Late one, was it?
705
00:47:55,137 --> 00:47:56,172
Why?
706
00:47:57,572 --> 00:47:59,408
I thought we were
training last night?
707
00:48:00,009 --> 00:48:02,112
Were we?
I fancied going to the pub.
708
00:48:02,311 --> 00:48:03,512
Sorry, I forgot all about it.
709
00:48:07,449 --> 00:48:08,083
You forgot.
710
00:48:10,452 --> 00:48:11,889
Well, we can make it up now, no?
711
00:48:14,657 --> 00:48:15,959
Yeah, I suppose we can.
712
00:48:19,362 --> 00:48:20,898
I don't like being letting down.
713
00:48:23,032 --> 00:48:24,167
It was only one session.
714
00:48:24,701 --> 00:48:26,003
It's a trust thing.
715
00:48:28,036 --> 00:48:30,473
I really trusted you and then
you go and do that to me.
716
00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:32,909
It's just a gym, I'm here now.
717
00:48:35,344 --> 00:48:36,646
I've had people
break my heart...
718
00:48:37,981 --> 00:48:39,082
all my life.
719
00:48:41,217 --> 00:48:42,352
Are you joking?
720
00:48:43,286 --> 00:48:45,422
My old man used to lie
to me all the time.
721
00:48:47,657 --> 00:48:49,126
All I ever wanted was...
722
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,297
was some affection
and a cuddle, you know?
723
00:48:57,199 --> 00:48:59,502
But the closest thing I ever got
to love from him was...
724
00:49:02,338 --> 00:49:04,007
was tattooed on his right fist.
725
00:49:07,342 --> 00:49:08,678
I'm not your father, mate.
726
00:49:09,478 --> 00:49:11,047
I'm sorry,
it's not the same thing.
727
00:49:12,481 --> 00:49:14,050
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
728
00:49:16,418 --> 00:49:18,454
It's not your fault,
it's just, um...
729
00:49:19,521 --> 00:49:21,023
It's me,
I've just got some issues
730
00:49:21,056 --> 00:49:22,157
I'm dealing with, that's all.
731
00:49:22,190 --> 00:49:24,159
We all have issues.
732
00:49:24,193 --> 00:49:25,628
It's what makes us human,
you know.
733
00:49:25,661 --> 00:49:27,030
Not like this.
734
00:49:28,164 --> 00:49:29,432
See, I get close to people.
735
00:49:31,634 --> 00:49:33,637
Really close to people,
and then they let me down.
736
00:49:36,172 --> 00:49:38,275
And I can't forgive them.
I want to but I...
737
00:49:39,108 --> 00:49:40,277
I can't.
738
00:49:42,311 --> 00:49:44,481
I am genuinely sorry.
739
00:49:44,514 --> 00:49:46,682
I promise,
I'll let you know next time.
740
00:49:48,684 --> 00:49:50,320
Let's have a good session, eh?
741
00:49:51,186 --> 00:49:53,123
Come on,
I really feel like it today.
742
00:49:53,822 --> 00:49:55,192
[HE SIGHS]
743
00:49:58,260 --> 00:49:59,161
Yeah.
744
00:50:00,096 --> 00:50:00,764
There you go.
745
00:50:07,135 --> 00:50:09,072
Fucking hell, what you doing?
746
00:50:10,172 --> 00:50:11,640
[TERRY]:
I've been thinking about this.
747
00:50:12,742 --> 00:50:14,644
I think it's time
that you stepped up a gear.
748
00:50:15,210 --> 00:50:16,445
No, that stuff's not for me,
mate.
749
00:50:17,679 --> 00:50:18,781
[TERRY]:
I'm not asking ya.
750
00:50:20,849 --> 00:50:23,487
I'm telling ya,
because you see this?
751
00:50:25,221 --> 00:50:27,090
That's Test Prop,
that's man juice.
752
00:50:28,557 --> 00:50:30,193
- I don't want it.
- Tough fucking shit.
753
00:50:30,226 --> 00:50:31,193
You're getting it.
754
00:50:33,161 --> 00:50:34,797
I'm not OK with needles.
755
00:50:34,831 --> 00:50:36,199
Don't be a fucking wimp.
756
00:50:37,567 --> 00:50:39,402
You won't even feel it,
you won't even notice it.
757
00:50:39,702 --> 00:50:41,038
It's like a little prick.
758
00:50:44,273 --> 00:50:45,608
Fuck it. Go on then.
759
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,282
- Keep still.
- [SIMON GROANS]
760
00:50:52,315 --> 00:50:53,583
Fucking hell, that really hurt.
761
00:50:53,882 --> 00:50:55,518
[TERRY LAUGHS]
762
00:50:55,550 --> 00:50:57,219
That'd cost you
a fucking bullseye anywhere else
763
00:50:57,253 --> 00:50:58,421
you got it for nish.
764
00:50:58,454 --> 00:51:00,123
Great. I didn't even want it.
765
00:51:01,690 --> 00:51:03,426
[TERRY]:
Come on, good, that's it...
766
00:51:04,793 --> 00:51:06,128
Good.
767
00:51:06,628 --> 00:51:10,400
Three, good, four, five...
768
00:51:11,534 --> 00:51:13,236
Six, come on, good...
769
00:51:14,302 --> 00:51:15,505
Seven...
770
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:17,507
eight...
771
00:51:18,340 --> 00:51:20,143
nine... Come on, one more,
my love.
772
00:51:20,175 --> 00:51:22,813
One more, my love.
One more, my love. Good boy.
773
00:51:25,514 --> 00:51:27,317
I'm loving it, I'm loving it,
I'm loving it.
774
00:51:29,184 --> 00:51:31,387
[SIMON PANTS]
775
00:51:31,420 --> 00:51:33,190
[TERRY]:
Alright... Shrugs.
776
00:51:34,322 --> 00:51:37,359
[SIMON PANTS]
777
00:51:47,369 --> 00:51:49,172
Monster!
[HE LAUGHS]
778
00:51:49,938 --> 00:51:52,842
[TERRY GRUNTS]
779
00:51:53,543 --> 00:51:55,479
Yeah, come on!
780
00:51:58,447 --> 00:51:59,615
[SIMON CHUCKLES]
781
00:52:00,682 --> 00:52:03,219
Let's go, let's go.
Come on, one, two, three...
782
00:52:03,552 --> 00:52:06,422
four, five, six, seven
783
00:52:06,655 --> 00:52:09,458
eight, nine, ten, squeeze.
784
00:52:11,527 --> 00:52:12,862
Keep squeezing, keep squeezing
785
00:52:12,894 --> 00:52:14,797
feel the fucking pain,
feel the pain...
786
00:52:15,565 --> 00:52:17,233
[WEIGHTS CLANG]
- Good boy.
787
00:52:17,266 --> 00:52:18,867
- Loving it, loving it, loving it.
- [SIMON GRUNTS]
788
00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:21,170
Fuck!
[HE PANTS]
789
00:52:25,641 --> 00:52:28,644
No, no,
we're regulated by OFSTED
790
00:52:28,677 --> 00:52:30,346
and the National Board
of Photographers.
791
00:52:32,347 --> 00:52:34,183
I just said go to the website
792
00:52:34,217 --> 00:52:35,718
and look at the terms
and conditions.
793
00:52:35,751 --> 00:52:36,887
It's all above board.
794
00:52:38,454 --> 00:52:39,689
[HE SIGHS]
Yeah.
795
00:52:39,722 --> 00:52:41,357
I can see why
you wouldn't be bothered.
796
00:52:41,389 --> 00:52:43,225
- It's no skin off my nose.
- [LOUD THUD]
797
00:52:45,994 --> 00:52:48,197
I don't blame you, love,
it's a scam.
798
00:52:48,231 --> 00:52:49,499
Yeah. It's a load of old shit.
799
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,434
You got a problem, Steve?
800
00:52:52,300 --> 00:52:53,335
Eh?
801
00:53:00,275 --> 00:53:01,344
[DESK THUDS]
802
00:53:05,947 --> 00:53:07,483
Simon, what you doing?
803
00:53:08,650 --> 00:53:10,586
I'm reading the paper.
What does it look like?
804
00:53:10,853 --> 00:53:12,621
But you haven't got anything
on the board though?
805
00:53:12,655 --> 00:53:13,990
[SIMON]:
Yeah, I can see that.
806
00:53:14,023 --> 00:53:15,490
Why don't you get
on the phones then?
807
00:53:15,523 --> 00:53:17,359
Why don't you fuck off, then?
808
00:53:17,393 --> 00:53:19,528
- What?
- You heard, you fucking twat.
809
00:53:19,561 --> 00:53:20,931
Just calm down.
810
00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:23,266
Calm down!
811
00:53:23,298 --> 00:53:25,634
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
812
00:53:25,668 --> 00:53:26,670
Leave it!
813
00:53:27,869 --> 00:53:30,572
Ah, fuck off, Ron!
You can fuck off an' all.
814
00:53:30,606 --> 00:53:32,742
Fucking calm down, eh!
Fucking hell!
815
00:53:34,710 --> 00:53:37,514
Eh? You fucking...
816
00:53:48,657 --> 00:53:50,826
What's that, eh?
Ding-ding, ding-ding.
817
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:52,861
There you go.
818
00:53:55,063 --> 00:53:56,465
Fucking come on...
819
00:53:56,498 --> 00:53:58,567
- Yeah, yeah, Ron.
- Oh, fuck. Just come on.
820
00:54:01,403 --> 00:54:02,371
Yeah?
821
00:54:03,972 --> 00:54:05,708
Get off him, man!
822
00:54:05,740 --> 00:54:07,376
Fucking hell!
823
00:54:07,409 --> 00:54:10,512
Come on! Get out,
get out, get out!
824
00:54:15,451 --> 00:54:16,820
[TERRY]:
You can't blame the Test.
825
00:54:18,353 --> 00:54:20,322
You've been wanting
to do that for ages.
826
00:54:20,588 --> 00:54:23,058
The gear just gave you
the courage, that's all.
827
00:54:23,092 --> 00:54:25,662
But I've never really lost
my temper before. Not like that.
828
00:54:25,695 --> 00:54:28,565
I mean, I couldn't see straight,
I lost it.
829
00:54:29,097 --> 00:54:31,433
That's because you're
becoming a real man.
830
00:54:32,335 --> 00:54:34,304
Yeah, a real skint one.
831
00:54:35,771 --> 00:54:38,041
You know what? Fuck 'em.
You'll get another job.
832
00:54:38,907 --> 00:54:41,310
I was there a year,
now I can't get a reference.
833
00:54:42,744 --> 00:54:43,913
[SIMON SIGHS]
834
00:54:48,918 --> 00:54:49,885
I've got it.
835
00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:53,523
Why don't you come
and work for me for a while?
836
00:54:54,956 --> 00:54:56,458
Don't need charity, Terry.
837
00:54:56,492 --> 00:54:58,561
It's not charity, is it?
How's it charity, Simon?
838
00:54:59,728 --> 00:55:01,496
I need help,
there's things needs doing
839
00:55:01,530 --> 00:55:02,865
there's deliveries and shit.
840
00:55:02,898 --> 00:55:04,701
The only question is
can you drive?
841
00:55:04,967 --> 00:55:05,902
Yeah, sure.
842
00:55:06,735 --> 00:55:08,605
Well, there you go,
I need the help.
843
00:55:08,903 --> 00:55:10,039
You'll be perfect for it.
844
00:55:10,806 --> 00:55:11,641
Maybe.
845
00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:13,775
Ah, just reminded me
846
00:55:13,809 --> 00:55:15,644
there's another little favour
I need to ask ya
847
00:55:15,677 --> 00:55:17,079
and this could be
perfect timing.
848
00:55:17,646 --> 00:55:18,715
Yeah?
849
00:55:19,414 --> 00:55:20,817
You're never gonna
believe this.
850
00:55:21,449 --> 00:55:22,451
I've got a good friend
851
00:55:22,485 --> 00:55:24,721
whose looking for a place
to live for a few months
852
00:55:24,753 --> 00:55:27,089
and I said that she could come
and live with us for a bit.
853
00:55:27,123 --> 00:55:28,791
I'm not sure, Terry. Who is she?
854
00:55:29,391 --> 00:55:30,592
A really good friend.
855
00:55:31,726 --> 00:55:33,929
Would I lie to ya? I'm talking
a really good friend.
856
00:55:35,030 --> 00:55:36,865
She's going through it
at the moment.
857
00:55:37,099 --> 00:55:39,869
Between me and you, the courts
have taken her daughter away.
858
00:55:40,536 --> 00:55:42,739
She's distraught, she's upset.
859
00:55:43,706 --> 00:55:45,875
She needs my support,
she needs our support.
860
00:55:46,074 --> 00:55:47,643
Well, can I think about it?
861
00:55:47,675 --> 00:55:50,512
Well, I've gone and told her
now, she's all excited.
862
00:55:51,547 --> 00:55:53,115
What is the problem with you?
863
00:55:53,949 --> 00:55:56,152
There's no problem, just you've
not been here five minutes
864
00:55:56,184 --> 00:55:58,688
and now you're inviting
strangers to come live with us.
865
00:56:00,088 --> 00:56:02,458
Why'd they take her daughter
in the first place?
866
00:56:04,025 --> 00:56:06,395
She's got loads of dirty,
tasty, filthy mates.
867
00:56:06,695 --> 00:56:07,963
I need time.
868
00:56:07,996 --> 00:56:10,466
You don't! What you need
is more rent coming in.
869
00:56:13,101 --> 00:56:14,403
See, I think...
870
00:56:14,869 --> 00:56:16,405
you should give it a go.
871
00:56:16,438 --> 00:56:19,141
She's a lovely,
sincere, homely girl.
872
00:56:21,210 --> 00:56:22,612
Simon, meet Crystal.
873
00:56:22,878 --> 00:56:24,447
[SHE SQUEAKS]
Hi!
874
00:56:25,047 --> 00:56:26,750
- Hi.
- Hello.
875
00:56:27,682 --> 00:56:29,152
Thanks for this.
876
00:56:29,184 --> 00:56:31,054
I am gonna look after
both of ya.
877
00:56:31,519 --> 00:56:32,521
No problem.
878
00:56:34,657 --> 00:56:36,425
Terry tell me
that your missus left ya.
879
00:56:39,728 --> 00:56:41,197
- Yeah.
- Don't you worry, darling
880
00:56:41,230 --> 00:56:43,932
cos I'm gonna introduce you
to all of my friends.
881
00:56:44,599 --> 00:56:45,902
You're cute, you know.
882
00:56:45,934 --> 00:56:47,536
She's just being friendly,
it's alright.
883
00:56:47,570 --> 00:56:48,871
I'm always friendly.
884
00:56:48,903 --> 00:56:50,606
[SHE SQUEALS AND LAUGHS]
885
00:56:50,639 --> 00:56:52,041
- Just gonna nip upstairs.
- Yeah.
886
00:56:52,074 --> 00:56:53,409
Aw...
887
00:56:55,043 --> 00:56:56,413
Poor love.
888
00:56:56,878 --> 00:56:57,947
He needs cheering up.
889
00:56:59,748 --> 00:57:01,050
Why don't we have a party?
890
00:57:01,083 --> 00:57:02,518
- A party.
- Yes!
891
00:57:02,550 --> 00:57:04,219
A fucking party, liven him up
a little bit!
892
00:57:04,253 --> 00:57:05,188
- Yes!
- You look unbelievable!
893
00:57:08,023 --> 00:57:10,559
[TERRY AND CRYSTAL MOAN]
894
00:57:17,065 --> 00:57:18,600
[SIMON SIGHS]
895
00:57:20,001 --> 00:57:23,139
[HEADBOARD THUDS]
- [CRYSTAL MOANS]
896
00:57:29,612 --> 00:57:32,514
[THEY GRUNT AND YELL]
897
00:57:38,820 --> 00:57:40,456
You ever been to prison,
Terry?
898
00:57:42,190 --> 00:57:43,192
Who you been talking to?
899
00:57:43,925 --> 00:57:45,461
No one.
900
00:57:45,661 --> 00:57:47,096
I thought
you mentioned it before.
901
00:57:48,030 --> 00:57:48,965
[TERRY]:
Yeah.
902
00:57:50,965 --> 00:57:52,067
How long did you do?
903
00:57:52,101 --> 00:57:53,568
Five years in the Ville.
904
00:57:53,601 --> 00:57:56,572
Five years, really? How was it?
905
00:57:57,572 --> 00:57:58,907
Absolutely loved it, good times.
906
00:58:00,543 --> 00:58:01,711
You serious?
907
00:58:01,744 --> 00:58:02,879
What's not to love?
908
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,483
Good gyms, good friends,
proper routine.
909
00:58:07,248 --> 00:58:08,917
If you ain't afraid
to go to the shovel
910
00:58:08,951 --> 00:58:10,853
you can be the hardest man
in the world.
911
00:58:17,159 --> 00:58:18,260
What d'you do?
912
00:58:19,929 --> 00:58:21,798
Rape. You using that talc?
913
00:58:22,565 --> 00:58:23,833
You are joking?
914
00:58:25,333 --> 00:58:26,568
Look.
915
00:58:26,969 --> 00:58:28,104
That's it for today.
916
00:58:28,771 --> 00:58:29,806
Was that a joke?
917
00:58:30,039 --> 00:58:31,774
[HE SIGHS]
Too many questions, Si.
918
00:58:42,784 --> 00:58:46,255
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC BLARES]
919
00:58:59,768 --> 00:59:01,036
[SIMON]:
Alright, Big Dave.
920
00:59:01,070 --> 00:59:02,572
Looking good, man.
921
00:59:03,672 --> 00:59:04,740
Robbie.
922
00:59:04,940 --> 00:59:06,642
- Seem to be in a hurry?
- Steve about?
923
00:59:06,675 --> 00:59:07,877
[ROBBIE]:
Yeah, he's just over there.
924
00:59:07,909 --> 00:59:09,011
Great.
925
00:59:10,878 --> 00:59:12,548
Alright, Steve, here you go.
926
00:59:12,748 --> 00:59:14,250
Those are the boxes, are they?
927
00:59:14,282 --> 00:59:15,317
- Yeah.
- Right, aye.
928
00:59:16,784 --> 00:59:18,153
You're fucking late, like,
aren't ya?
929
00:59:18,186 --> 00:59:19,621
Where you been?
930
00:59:19,655 --> 00:59:21,224
Took a wrong turn,
sorry about that.
931
00:59:21,789 --> 00:59:23,692
- That's all good, right?
- I'll check it. Right.
932
00:59:23,726 --> 00:59:24,927
- Cheers, man.
- See ya later.
933
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,028
See you next week.
OK, Rob.
934
00:59:27,061 --> 00:59:27,963
See ya, man.
935
00:59:30,932 --> 00:59:32,034
[TERRY]:
Good.
936
00:59:33,036 --> 00:59:35,204
Good, squeeze at the top,
squeeze at the top.
937
00:59:35,237 --> 00:59:36,172
You know the drill.
938
00:59:39,907 --> 00:59:41,376
I'm having a party
tomorrow night.
939
00:59:41,409 --> 00:59:42,911
What?
940
00:59:42,945 --> 00:59:44,780
- Well, we're having a party.
- [WEIGHTS CLATTER]
941
00:59:45,047 --> 00:59:46,148
Again?
942
00:59:46,949 --> 00:59:48,351
I don't really feel like it.
943
00:59:48,384 --> 00:59:49,918
Why, what's the issue?
944
00:59:50,284 --> 00:59:52,221
Well, no issue, it's just...
945
00:59:55,356 --> 00:59:57,092
I still miss her, you know.
946
00:59:57,126 --> 00:59:58,728
Oh, please!
947
00:59:59,128 --> 01:00:01,097
You're not still
crying about that one?
948
01:00:01,730 --> 01:00:04,867
Look, birds are fine
until they find you out.
949
01:00:05,266 --> 01:00:07,402
And then it's time to get a
new one. You've got to move on.
950
01:00:07,436 --> 01:00:08,838
Find me out?
951
01:00:08,871 --> 01:00:10,239
I wasn't doing anything wrong.
952
01:00:11,673 --> 01:00:13,909
You need cheering up
and we need a proper blowout.
953
01:00:13,942 --> 01:00:16,344
- I'm not sure that's the answer.
- It's always the answer.
954
01:00:16,378 --> 01:00:18,181
And it gets you
training harder.
955
01:00:18,746 --> 01:00:21,250
- How'd you work that out?
- Dopamine and serotonin.
956
01:00:21,282 --> 01:00:22,784
Yeah, it depletes them.
957
01:00:22,818 --> 01:00:24,920
Yeah, then the training
puts it back, don't it?
958
01:00:24,952 --> 01:00:27,822
You gotta keep pushing
that body harder and harder.
959
01:00:27,856 --> 01:00:29,925
Yeah, not with booze
and drugs though.
960
01:00:29,958 --> 01:00:31,961
How can that be good?
You told me to give up!
961
01:00:36,465 --> 01:00:37,634
You know what you are?
962
01:00:38,967 --> 01:00:40,369
You're a fucking little bore.
963
01:00:45,807 --> 01:00:49,679
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PULSES]
964
01:05:37,498 --> 01:05:39,134
[MUSIC STOPS]
965
01:05:39,768 --> 01:05:42,137
[BIRDSONG]
966
01:06:26,782 --> 01:06:28,184
[MAN]:
Go on, girl, go on.
967
01:06:30,152 --> 01:06:31,320
Go for it!
968
01:06:33,188 --> 01:06:34,623
Go on, get out of here...
969
01:06:35,157 --> 01:06:37,994
Go for it, get in.
970
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:42,163
That's it. Harder, harder.
971
01:06:43,331 --> 01:06:44,767
Make them bounce,
make them bounce.
972
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,068
Keep it up...
973
01:06:47,369 --> 01:06:49,438
[MEN GROAN]
974
01:06:54,809 --> 01:06:58,246
[BIRDSONG]
975
01:08:12,554 --> 01:08:14,590
[CRYSTAL]:
Ah, here he is!
976
01:08:15,222 --> 01:08:16,391
[SHE CHUCKLES]
977
01:08:17,292 --> 01:08:18,227
You alright, love?
978
01:08:18,426 --> 01:08:19,462
Yeah, fine.
979
01:08:29,738 --> 01:08:31,373
Great party, mate,
weren't it, eh?
980
01:08:32,340 --> 01:08:33,309
Yeah, it was, yeah.
981
01:08:34,243 --> 01:08:35,811
Till a certain point,
then I blacked out.
982
01:08:35,844 --> 01:08:37,145
Don't remember a thing.
983
01:08:38,546 --> 01:08:39,881
- Very convenient for ya.
- Yeah...
984
01:08:40,948 --> 01:08:42,250
Amnesia.
985
01:08:42,684 --> 01:08:43,786
[TERRY]:
Oh...
986
01:08:46,354 --> 01:08:47,556
Is that what they call it?
987
01:08:51,193 --> 01:08:52,360
What do you mean?
988
01:08:54,895 --> 01:08:56,465
Really short memory of yours.
989
01:08:59,501 --> 01:09:01,203
I don't remember what happened.
990
01:09:01,235 --> 01:09:02,537
I'm really sorry
if I was out of order.
991
01:09:02,570 --> 01:09:03,838
You protest too much.
992
01:09:03,872 --> 01:09:05,307
Leave him alone.
993
01:09:05,340 --> 01:09:06,408
[SIMON]:
I'm sorry again.
994
01:09:06,975 --> 01:09:08,410
I was fucked, I...
995
01:09:09,543 --> 01:09:12,180
just remember waking up
and you were both in my bed
996
01:09:12,213 --> 01:09:15,184
and then I might've had
flashbacks but nothing more.
997
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:26,629
Please tell me what I did.
998
01:09:28,863 --> 01:09:31,233
Listen, it was nothing
to worry about, love.
999
01:09:33,768 --> 01:09:36,305
As usual,
things got a little, uh...
1000
01:09:37,338 --> 01:09:38,439
out of hand.
1001
01:09:39,006 --> 01:09:41,911
I mean, you and Terry did
take things a little bit far!
1002
01:09:42,409 --> 01:09:44,546
[CRYSTAL AND TERRY LAUGH]
1003
01:09:47,849 --> 01:09:49,717
Aw, look, you've upset him now!
1004
01:09:51,019 --> 01:09:52,421
Leave him, he'll be alright.
1005
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:54,390
Nah, go after him.
1006
01:09:54,655 --> 01:09:55,823
No, I'm watching this.
1007
01:09:57,725 --> 01:09:59,627
Oh yeah, apparently
I've got a kid now?
1008
01:09:59,860 --> 01:10:03,297
Oh... Sorry, I forgot
to tell you about that one.
1009
01:10:03,331 --> 01:10:04,600
Yeah, you bloody did.
1010
01:10:04,865 --> 01:10:06,734
[SHE CHUCKLES]
1011
01:10:52,012 --> 01:10:56,551
[MUSIC PULSES IN THE DISTANCE]
1012
01:11:04,326 --> 01:11:06,494
[POP MUSIC PLAYS]
1013
01:11:06,728 --> 01:11:08,463
Let's go and get him
out of his room.
1014
01:11:09,698 --> 01:11:10,666
Come on, love.
1015
01:11:11,498 --> 01:11:13,368
- Leave him.
- What?
1016
01:11:14,769 --> 01:11:16,704
Go and get
your little training partner.
1017
01:11:17,771 --> 01:11:18,740
I said no.
1018
01:11:19,841 --> 01:11:21,877
[CRYSTAL LAUGHS]
1019
01:11:22,077 --> 01:11:24,378
You know what,
they're so cute together.
1020
01:11:24,412 --> 01:11:25,981
They go to the gym together
1021
01:11:26,014 --> 01:11:28,382
and they wear matching
little outfits.
1022
01:11:28,416 --> 01:11:30,019
[SHE LAUGHS]
1023
01:11:30,752 --> 01:11:32,921
Oh, come on, let's go
and get him out his pit.
1024
01:11:33,354 --> 01:11:34,955
He ain't been
out of there in days.
1025
01:11:34,988 --> 01:11:36,924
Yeah, and you know why,
don't ya?
1026
01:11:37,591 --> 01:11:39,894
Because he's been funny
with me since the party.
1027
01:11:39,927 --> 01:11:42,331
- Oh, stop being so sensitive!
- I'm not being sensitive.
1028
01:11:42,363 --> 01:11:43,597
He thinks he's above me.
1029
01:11:43,631 --> 01:11:44,966
He thinks he's above
everybody in this room.
1030
01:11:44,998 --> 01:11:46,335
Don't you get it?
1031
01:11:46,368 --> 01:11:47,870
[SHE LAUGHS]
1032
01:11:48,569 --> 01:11:49,570
I'm done with it.
1033
01:11:51,805 --> 01:11:56,010
[CRYSTAL LAUGHS]
1034
01:12:05,420 --> 01:12:07,722
[PAUL]: I'm just cruising
at the minute, so I'm taking
1035
01:12:07,756 --> 01:12:09,725
two shots of Test
and Amphe a week.
1036
01:12:09,757 --> 01:12:12,427
So that's like 600 milligrams
a week.
1037
01:12:12,627 --> 01:12:14,029
That's just me cruising,
you see.
1038
01:12:14,061 --> 01:12:16,430
[TERRY]: How's it make
you feel? Fucking like a man?
1039
01:12:16,463 --> 01:12:18,399
Makes us feel like
a 20-year-old again.
1040
01:12:18,432 --> 01:12:19,568
[TERRY]:
Yeah, I love it!
1041
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:20,434
[PAUL]:
It's fucking great, mate.
1042
01:12:20,469 --> 01:12:22,604
So my little order
I put in last week
1043
01:12:22,636 --> 01:12:24,005
you're on top it, yeah?
It's coming Thursday?
1044
01:12:24,037 --> 01:12:25,373
- Yeah, yeah.
- Good man.
1045
01:12:25,407 --> 01:12:26,608
Definitely, yeah, yep.
1046
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:27,842
- Don't let me down.
- No, I won't.
1047
01:12:27,876 --> 01:12:28,811
I promise you, man.
1048
01:12:57,204 --> 01:13:00,074
[TERRY PANTS]
1049
01:13:23,765 --> 01:13:26,935
[HE GRUNTS]
1050
01:13:30,872 --> 01:13:32,841
[JEREMY KYLE]:
You had a home, you had a kid.
1051
01:13:32,873 --> 01:13:33,841
What happened?
1052
01:13:34,742 --> 01:13:36,677
[MAN]:
I picked up a drink one day
1053
01:13:36,711 --> 01:13:39,014
and within two months,
I was sleeping under a...
1054
01:13:39,247 --> 01:13:40,548
under a bridge.
1055
01:13:41,248 --> 01:13:42,784
How bad is the drinking?
1056
01:13:43,083 --> 01:13:44,586
It's pretty bad.
1057
01:13:45,886 --> 01:13:48,722
Blackouts, sickness every
morning, diarrhoea. It's, uh...
1058
01:13:48,756 --> 01:13:50,125
[JEREMY]:
How much do you drink?
1059
01:13:50,158 --> 01:13:52,995
[MAN SIGHS]
On average, eight to ten...
1060
01:13:54,162 --> 01:13:56,798
[JEREMY]: What's the worst thing
you've done under the influence?
1061
01:13:57,064 --> 01:13:58,199
What are you most ashamed of?
1062
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:01,469
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
1063
01:14:03,770 --> 01:14:04,706
Alright?
1064
01:14:05,773 --> 01:14:07,775
Yeah, just a bit tired.
1065
01:14:09,243 --> 01:14:10,912
- Gonna grab an early night.
- Oh...
1066
01:14:11,779 --> 01:14:13,215
See you in the morning then,
yeah?
1067
01:14:14,114 --> 01:14:14,983
Night, night.
1068
01:14:17,150 --> 01:14:19,019
You better go and talk
to that little prick.
1069
01:14:19,052 --> 01:14:20,555
- Why?
- Go and cheer him up.
1070
01:14:20,587 --> 01:14:21,922
No, no,
I've done enough for him.
1071
01:14:21,956 --> 01:14:23,592
I've got him a job,
I've got him fit
1072
01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:25,126
I'll tell you what he is.
1073
01:14:25,158 --> 01:14:28,063
I'll tell you exactly what he
is, he's a spoilt little brat.
1074
01:14:28,662 --> 01:14:31,567
- But you have to, don't ya?
- Fuck him.
1075
01:14:31,932 --> 01:14:34,603
Go and give him a pep talk!
We've come this far, ain't we?
1076
01:14:35,603 --> 01:14:37,206
- Do I have to?
- Yes, you do.
1077
01:14:39,306 --> 01:14:40,675
Calm down, alright?
1078
01:14:44,212 --> 01:14:45,247
[SIMON]:
Yeah?
1079
01:14:57,158 --> 01:14:58,260
What's up?
1080
01:14:58,792 --> 01:14:59,994
Nothing.
1081
01:15:00,194 --> 01:15:02,831
When you say nothing,
I know there's something.
1082
01:15:02,863 --> 01:15:04,665
Honestly, I don't want
to talk about it now.
1083
01:15:08,269 --> 01:15:10,105
Not seen you
at the gym for a while.
1084
01:15:11,104 --> 01:15:12,507
No, not felt like it.
1085
01:15:13,140 --> 01:15:14,775
How about first thing
tomorrow morning
1086
01:15:14,809 --> 01:15:16,244
me and you,
the old A-Team back?
1087
01:15:17,612 --> 01:15:18,579
I'll see how I feel.
1088
01:15:24,051 --> 01:15:24,987
[TERRY SIGHS]
1089
01:15:31,792 --> 01:15:32,927
I've gotta say this.
1090
01:15:35,195 --> 01:15:37,565
But you have been so weird
since the party.
1091
01:15:40,134 --> 01:15:42,203
Yeah, I'm a bit shaken by it,
to be honest.
1092
01:15:42,235 --> 01:15:43,939
Please, come on,
it can't be that bad.
1093
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:47,543
You know what hurts me
is the fact that...
1094
01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:50,045
I've really gone
out of my way...
1095
01:15:51,078 --> 01:15:52,113
and I finally...
1096
01:15:53,347 --> 01:15:55,884
finally felt that me and you
were getting to know each other.
1097
01:15:57,385 --> 01:15:58,320
And we was.
1098
01:16:00,087 --> 01:16:01,023
It's just...
1099
01:16:01,989 --> 01:16:03,925
I'm not sure what I'm doing
at the moment.
1100
01:16:03,957 --> 01:16:05,760
I'm not sure what's going on
in my life.
1101
01:16:08,061 --> 01:16:09,297
But I've helped you, ain't I?
1102
01:16:10,797 --> 01:16:11,798
I mean, I have gone
out of my way
1103
01:16:11,832 --> 01:16:14,168
like I've never gone
out of my way for anybody.
1104
01:16:15,770 --> 01:16:17,773
I know you have
and I'm really grateful
1105
01:16:17,971 --> 01:16:19,773
it's just that...
What the fuck?
1106
01:16:19,806 --> 01:16:21,777
Calm down, just calm down,
please, calm down.
1107
01:16:21,975 --> 01:16:23,077
Calm down, Simon.
1108
01:16:24,278 --> 01:16:25,880
I'm not gay, Terry.
1109
01:16:25,912 --> 01:16:26,947
And I'm not a poof.
1110
01:16:27,381 --> 01:16:29,384
I swear to you I'm not a poof,
I'm no pillow-biter.
1111
01:16:29,417 --> 01:16:30,852
What was that then?
1112
01:16:30,885 --> 01:16:32,787
It was just affection,
it was just affection!
1113
01:16:32,819 --> 01:16:34,755
I swear to ya.
If you don't like it, it's fine.
1114
01:16:34,788 --> 01:16:36,390
I'll never do it again,
I promise ya.
1115
01:16:36,423 --> 01:16:39,159
No, I'm not into that. I don't
know why you thought I would be.
1116
01:16:39,193 --> 01:16:40,729
You didn't mind at the party,
did ya?
1117
01:16:40,761 --> 01:16:43,030
I don't remember the party,
Terry. Fucking hell, man.
1118
01:16:43,064 --> 01:16:44,365
You say you don't remember
1119
01:16:44,399 --> 01:16:46,068
but every time
I look in them eyes...
1120
01:16:46,266 --> 01:16:47,603
I know you do.
1121
01:16:48,403 --> 01:16:49,704
I really don't.
1122
01:16:52,939 --> 01:16:55,143
You've made me feel ashamed,
Simon, do you know that?
1123
01:16:57,110 --> 01:16:58,980
You've made me feel ashamed
coming up here
1124
01:17:00,681 --> 01:17:02,216
because I wanted to do
the right thing
1125
01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:04,653
because I care about you,
and I didn't want...
1126
01:17:04,685 --> 01:17:06,688
The thought of you
being up here on your own.
1127
01:17:07,954 --> 01:17:09,224
I just wanted to cheer you up,
that's all
1128
01:17:09,256 --> 01:17:10,658
because you're my mate.
1129
01:17:11,958 --> 01:17:14,296
But now I know it was a mistake,
and I'm sorry.
1130
01:17:15,896 --> 01:17:17,198
Look, I'm sorry, right?
1131
01:17:17,798 --> 01:17:20,167
I'm sorry if...
I gave you the wrong idea
1132
01:17:20,768 --> 01:17:22,738
if I misled you in any way.
1133
01:17:23,837 --> 01:17:24,939
But I'm not like that.
1134
01:17:29,743 --> 01:17:31,313
I've got some more work,
if you want it.
1135
01:17:36,016 --> 01:17:37,284
What sort of work, driving?
1136
01:17:37,318 --> 01:17:38,286
No, no, no.
1137
01:17:39,787 --> 01:17:40,922
Much more than driving.
1138
01:17:43,091 --> 01:17:45,694
Because I thought about it
and I made a decision
1139
01:17:45,726 --> 01:17:47,295
to step you up
because you deserve it.
1140
01:17:48,195 --> 01:17:49,363
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1141
01:17:54,234 --> 01:17:55,403
Night then.
1142
01:17:58,105 --> 01:17:59,239
I said "goodnight", Simon.
1143
01:17:59,273 --> 01:18:00,676
Yeah, night.
1144
01:18:05,313 --> 01:18:07,315
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY]
1145
01:18:10,051 --> 01:18:11,219
[HE SIGHS]
1146
01:18:15,422 --> 01:18:16,257
Well?
1147
01:18:17,891 --> 01:18:19,161
He's a baby, is what he is.
1148
01:18:19,393 --> 01:18:20,462
Is he any better?
1149
01:18:21,095 --> 01:18:22,164
Yeah.
1150
01:18:22,997 --> 01:18:24,231
I got him feeling
a lot better.
1151
01:18:24,265 --> 01:18:25,734
Ah, there you go.
1152
01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:28,302
You got your
little boyfriend back.
1153
01:18:29,270 --> 01:18:30,372
Told you so, didn't I?
1154
01:18:32,372 --> 01:18:33,442
You've done really well.
1155
01:18:34,341 --> 01:18:36,911
So proud of you,
do you know that?
1156
01:18:40,213 --> 01:18:41,283
Thanks, love.
1157
01:18:42,550 --> 01:18:44,351
- That means the world to me.
- Hm...
1158
01:18:51,091 --> 01:18:52,226
Shall we?
1159
01:18:54,929 --> 01:18:56,797
- What, here?
- Yeah, why not?
1160
01:18:57,931 --> 01:18:59,434
I wanna stick it in you
hard right now.
1161
01:19:01,569 --> 01:19:03,772
Ah, I gotta watch this first.
1162
01:19:04,471 --> 01:19:05,840
Can't you tape it?
1163
01:19:06,106 --> 01:19:07,109
[SHE SCOFFS]
1164
01:19:09,443 --> 01:19:10,411
Please? Just...
1165
01:19:10,444 --> 01:19:12,180
I said I wanna
watch this first.
1166
01:19:17,819 --> 01:19:19,154
That's the thing
about preacher curls
1167
01:19:19,186 --> 01:19:20,320
no matter what you do
1168
01:19:20,354 --> 01:19:21,923
you cannot cheat
on them fuckers.
1169
01:19:21,956 --> 01:19:23,158
[SIMON]:
Tell me about it!
1170
01:19:23,190 --> 01:19:24,826
My arms feel like
balloons now!
1171
01:19:25,225 --> 01:19:26,960
Right, what you doing now?
1172
01:19:26,993 --> 01:19:28,829
Go home and have a shake,
I think, yeah?
1173
01:19:28,863 --> 01:19:30,465
I'm going to the pub, mate,
you coming?
1174
01:19:30,497 --> 01:19:32,466
Nah, don't fancy boozing
this evening.
1175
01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:34,335
You are definitely, definitely
becoming
1176
01:19:34,368 --> 01:19:35,870
a little bit of a wimp, mate.
1177
01:19:35,903 --> 01:19:37,405
I thought you had more going on
and more to ya.
1178
01:19:37,438 --> 01:19:38,573
I just had a good session
1179
01:19:38,605 --> 01:19:40,073
I don't fancy drinking
straight away.
1180
01:19:40,106 --> 01:19:41,943
Ooh, whatever!
1181
01:19:45,846 --> 01:19:46,782
[DOOR SLAMS]
1182
01:19:48,149 --> 01:19:50,385
[BLENDER WHIRS]
1183
01:20:25,453 --> 01:20:27,856
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV]
1184
01:20:39,399 --> 01:20:41,368
[THEY YELL]
1185
01:20:47,140 --> 01:20:48,342
[MAN GRUNTS]
1186
01:20:48,909 --> 01:20:49,944
Get in there!
1187
01:20:51,078 --> 01:20:52,280
Come on...
1188
01:20:52,579 --> 01:20:54,082
- Let's get nasty!
- [MAN GRUNTS]
1189
01:20:54,114 --> 01:20:55,282
Let's get nasty!
1190
01:20:57,284 --> 01:20:58,452
- [MAN GRUNTS]
- Go on!
1191
01:20:58,485 --> 01:21:00,320
Let's get going now! Come on.
1192
01:21:00,354 --> 01:21:01,590
- [MAN GRUNTS]
- Tighter!
1193
01:21:02,489 --> 01:21:03,992
[SIMON SCOFFS]
1194
01:21:04,024 --> 01:21:05,326
[TRAINER ON TV]:
That's better!
1195
01:21:07,094 --> 01:21:08,430
- [MAN GRUNTS]
- Yes, go on!
1196
01:21:10,363 --> 01:21:12,132
- [MAN GRUNTS]
- Let's go again!
1197
01:21:12,632 --> 01:21:15,202
- Brilliant! Brilliant!
- [MAN GRUNTS]
1198
01:21:15,235 --> 01:21:16,371
[HE CHUCKLES]
1199
01:21:19,273 --> 01:21:22,443
[SAM]: So where is one's
fine lady Crystal tonight, Tel?
1200
01:21:22,475 --> 01:21:24,179
[TERRY]:
Where do you fucking think?
1201
01:21:24,679 --> 01:21:27,114
She's somewhere
with some fucking geezer
1202
01:21:27,148 --> 01:21:28,650
with her arse in the air
1203
01:21:28,682 --> 01:21:31,152
getting fucking
smashed up the bottle.
1204
01:21:31,185 --> 01:21:32,019
You know why?
1205
01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:35,122
No, no, no, let me just
tell you this.
1206
01:21:35,155 --> 01:21:36,224
This is a fucking secret.
1207
01:21:36,990 --> 01:21:38,659
I love her. Yeah?
1208
01:21:38,693 --> 01:21:40,628
- But she loves cock more.
- [DISTANT LAUGHTER]
1209
01:21:41,662 --> 01:21:43,264
Other geezers' cocks.
1210
01:21:43,296 --> 01:21:45,165
[SAM]:
A bit like Simon, eh?
1211
01:21:45,198 --> 01:21:46,166
Fucking joke.
1212
01:21:46,199 --> 01:21:48,036
All the time, I tell her
I love her all the time.
1213
01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:49,304
She don't fucking take
a blind bit of notice.
1214
01:21:49,337 --> 01:21:50,605
Because of that cunt!
1215
01:21:51,738 --> 01:21:52,907
Simon!
1216
01:21:55,076 --> 01:21:58,078
Simple fucking Simon!
1217
01:21:58,112 --> 01:21:59,681
[MEN LAUGH]
1218
01:22:00,213 --> 01:22:01,215
Get him down, Tel.
1219
01:22:01,247 --> 01:22:03,083
Simple Simon!
1220
01:22:03,283 --> 01:22:05,353
- Get him down!
- Simple Simon!
1221
01:22:07,121 --> 01:22:08,256
Simple Si...
1222
01:22:08,288 --> 01:22:10,057
[DISTANT LAUGHTER]
1223
01:22:10,690 --> 01:22:12,460
Put the shits right up him, aye?
1224
01:22:13,327 --> 01:22:15,063
Fuck, that's him,
he's fell out of bed.
1225
01:22:15,695 --> 01:22:17,998
- Simon!
- [SAM]: Simon!
1226
01:22:18,032 --> 01:22:20,735
Hope you ain't playing
with your fucking private parts!
1227
01:22:20,768 --> 01:22:23,605
[SAM]: Tel, does he know,
has he got any idea?
1228
01:22:24,104 --> 01:22:25,539
No, he ain't got a fucking clue.
1229
01:22:25,573 --> 01:22:27,042
- Really?
- Nothing!
1230
01:22:27,274 --> 01:22:29,311
Well... How long do you think
we've got then?
1231
01:22:30,211 --> 01:22:32,079
Not long.
Couple of weeks?
1232
01:22:32,113 --> 01:22:33,448
Couple of weeks max, yeah.
1233
01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:34,314
[SAM]:
And then what?
1234
01:22:34,347 --> 01:22:36,384
Kami-fucking-kaze, Tel!
1235
01:22:36,649 --> 01:22:39,987
- Operation Kamikaze!
- [THEY YELL]
1236
01:22:41,154 --> 01:22:42,389
But let me just say this.
1237
01:22:43,423 --> 01:22:44,693
I'm moving it forward.
1238
01:22:45,259 --> 01:22:46,994
[SAM]: Patience, man.
- No, fuck patience!
1239
01:22:47,028 --> 01:22:48,997
I'm moving it forward,
he's just a mug.
1240
01:22:49,363 --> 01:22:51,466
As soon as that cunt
arrives in France
1241
01:22:51,498 --> 01:22:53,467
- it's all over for him.
- Still got him delivering?
1242
01:22:53,501 --> 01:22:55,235
[TERRY]:
Every fucking day.
1243
01:22:55,269 --> 01:22:56,570
Driving around in that van
1244
01:22:56,604 --> 01:22:58,439
thinks he's selling
fucking choc ices.
1245
01:22:58,471 --> 01:23:00,707
- Mr Whippy!
- Giving it like... his face.
1246
01:23:00,740 --> 01:23:02,409
[THEY LAUGH]
- He ain't got a clue!
1247
01:23:02,443 --> 01:23:04,445
He ain't got a clue
what he's got in the van!
1248
01:23:04,478 --> 01:23:05,980
Well, get him down, eh?
1249
01:23:06,514 --> 01:23:08,615
Honestly, get them knives, man.
1250
01:23:08,649 --> 01:23:10,418
Show him what the fuck
is going on, man.
1251
01:23:10,451 --> 01:23:11,786
Go on then. Go up there.
1252
01:23:11,819 --> 01:23:13,154
Open that door
1253
01:23:13,186 --> 01:23:14,756
- and give him a fucking...
- Go on, Simon!
1254
01:23:14,788 --> 01:23:16,157
I'm coming!
1255
01:23:17,224 --> 01:23:18,226
Whoa, watch that.
1256
01:23:18,426 --> 01:23:20,395
[CHATTER CONTINUES]
1257
01:23:22,462 --> 01:23:25,399
[THEY YELL]:
Simon!
1258
01:23:25,432 --> 01:23:27,234
[THEY SHOUT]
1259
01:23:28,668 --> 01:23:30,471
- Simon!
- Fuck him.
1260
01:23:31,404 --> 01:23:34,574
Si, there's a lovely big fat
line down here for you, son!
1261
01:23:34,608 --> 01:23:37,712
- Simon, Simon, Simon!
- Get the fuck on!
1262
01:23:38,679 --> 01:23:41,681
His face the other night.
Simon, Simon...
1263
01:23:41,715 --> 01:23:44,552
[THEY CHANT]:
Simon! Simon! Simon!
1264
01:23:48,221 --> 01:23:51,225
[DISTANT YELLING]
1265
01:23:55,328 --> 01:23:58,498
Simon! Simon! Simon!
1266
01:23:58,532 --> 01:24:01,069
Simon...
[THEY LAUGH]
1267
01:24:12,145 --> 01:24:14,081
[PHONE RINGS]
1268
01:24:16,417 --> 01:24:17,652
- Hello.
- [TERRY]: Good morning.
1269
01:24:18,685 --> 01:24:20,421
- You alright, son?
- Yeah.
1270
01:24:21,822 --> 01:24:23,690
Didn't keep you awake
last night, did we?
1271
01:24:25,158 --> 01:24:27,161
Awake? No, why?
1272
01:24:28,162 --> 01:24:30,164
Nah, it's just that I had
a few of the boys back late
1273
01:24:30,197 --> 01:24:31,298
and it got a bit naughty.
1274
01:24:32,666 --> 01:24:34,202
No, didn't hear anything.
1275
01:24:35,168 --> 01:24:36,371
Oh, by the way.
1276
01:24:37,572 --> 01:24:39,173
I got some absolutely blinding
news for you.
1277
01:24:40,807 --> 01:24:42,275
- Big job.
- Oh, yeah?
1278
01:24:42,309 --> 01:24:43,277
I mean a proper big job.
1279
01:24:45,145 --> 01:24:47,347
A lot of money,
parcels need taking.
1280
01:24:48,149 --> 01:24:49,084
OK.
1281
01:24:49,917 --> 01:24:51,319
To Dover.
1282
01:24:51,351 --> 01:24:53,121
- Sorry?
- I said Dover.
1283
01:24:53,487 --> 01:24:54,588
And proper money.
1284
01:24:56,157 --> 01:24:57,525
OK.
1285
01:24:57,557 --> 01:24:58,760
Can you meet me in an hour?
1286
01:25:00,528 --> 01:25:01,762
- Sure.
- You got a pen?
1287
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:21,882
[MAN]:
Oi, oi! Here he is.
1288
01:25:35,863 --> 01:25:37,532
Fucking took your time,
didn't ya?
1289
01:25:38,332 --> 01:25:40,501
Simon, this is Big Dave,
he's gonna show you where to go.
1290
01:25:40,533 --> 01:25:41,469
- Alright, Dave.
- Simon.
1291
01:25:42,936 --> 01:25:44,238
What, you off?
1292
01:25:44,704 --> 01:25:46,207
I got fish to fry, mate.
1293
01:25:46,239 --> 01:25:47,307
I'll see you
in a couple of days.
1294
01:25:47,341 --> 01:25:48,643
Sorry?
1295
01:25:48,676 --> 01:25:50,811
- When you get back from France.
- France?
1296
01:25:50,844 --> 01:25:52,480
You are going
on a nice little break.
1297
01:25:52,512 --> 01:25:54,649
Listen, there's an envelope
in there with the boxes.
1298
01:25:54,681 --> 01:25:56,850
All the info's in there,
all taken care of.
1299
01:25:56,884 --> 01:25:58,886
Please enjoy yourself.
1300
01:25:58,918 --> 01:26:00,354
What?
1301
01:26:00,386 --> 01:26:02,389
It's a little trip,
cheer you up.
1302
01:26:04,692 --> 01:26:06,226
You've been down
in the dumps lately
1303
01:26:06,260 --> 01:26:07,628
and I think this is
the perfect tonic
1304
01:26:07,661 --> 01:26:09,230
just to bring you back up.
1305
01:26:09,262 --> 01:26:10,564
I can't go to France.
1306
01:26:10,597 --> 01:26:12,300
I don't have my passport,
for one.
1307
01:26:12,332 --> 01:26:13,867
You do, it's in there
with the other gear.
1308
01:26:13,900 --> 01:26:15,235
What? How?
1309
01:26:15,703 --> 01:26:17,372
Well, Crystal found it
in your bedroom.
1310
01:26:18,005 --> 01:26:19,673
She's a good girl, she is.
1311
01:26:19,707 --> 01:26:21,475
You went in my room
and found me passport?
1312
01:26:21,507 --> 01:26:23,743
I didn't! Crystal did
to save fucking time.
1313
01:26:23,777 --> 01:26:26,314
Why would you go in my room? I
don't want you going in my room.
1314
01:26:26,346 --> 01:26:27,514
Come on, it's done now.
1315
01:26:27,547 --> 01:26:28,483
It's all written down
what you gotta do.
1316
01:26:29,350 --> 01:26:30,751
I've gone out of my way
1317
01:26:30,783 --> 01:26:32,554
to get you a little bit
of spending money.
1318
01:26:33,753 --> 01:26:35,922
Now, all you need to do
is deliver this lot
1319
01:26:35,956 --> 01:26:38,493
pick something else up and
come back in a couple of days.
1320
01:26:39,792 --> 01:26:41,362
You been to France before,
ain't ya?
1321
01:26:41,395 --> 01:26:42,797
Yeah, I have,
I don't wanna go.
1322
01:26:42,829 --> 01:26:44,497
Where's your sense
of adventure?
1323
01:26:44,530 --> 01:26:46,466
What else are you
gonna be fucking doing?
1324
01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:48,336
That's not the fucking point
though, is it!
1325
01:26:57,344 --> 01:26:59,480
Dave, show him what to do,
put him through the drill.
1326
01:27:00,847 --> 01:27:02,317
You'll have a good time.
1327
01:27:09,456 --> 01:27:10,557
[HE SIGHS]
1328
01:27:23,671 --> 01:27:25,240
- Is that the lot then?
- That's it.
1329
01:27:28,341 --> 01:27:29,844
Just make sure
this gets there on time.
1330
01:28:14,854 --> 01:28:16,122
Kamikaze.
1331
01:28:16,157 --> 01:28:18,525
[TERRY, VO]: As soon as
that cunt arrives in France
1332
01:28:18,559 --> 01:28:19,661
it's all over for him.
1333
01:28:34,507 --> 01:28:35,710
[TYRES SKID]
1334
01:28:44,484 --> 01:28:45,686
Kamikaze.
1335
01:28:47,020 --> 01:28:48,655
[TERRY, VO]: No, fuck patience,
I'm moving it forward.
1336
01:28:48,689 --> 01:28:49,890
He's just a mug!
1337
01:28:49,922 --> 01:28:51,826
[VOICE ECHOES]:
Kami-fucking-kaze!
1338
01:29:36,603 --> 01:29:37,572
Terry!
1339
01:29:40,506 --> 01:29:41,408
Tel?
1340
01:29:44,845 --> 01:29:46,079
Tel?
1341
01:29:51,885 --> 01:29:52,854
Tel?
1342
01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:15,643
The photos...
1343
01:30:20,713 --> 01:30:21,983
Oh, fuck!
1344
01:30:24,917 --> 01:30:27,054
You fucking evil bastard.
1345
01:30:32,158 --> 01:30:33,927
Ah, fuck!
1346
01:30:40,766 --> 01:30:42,202
[PHONE RINGS]
1347
01:30:44,938 --> 01:30:45,773
Fuck.
1348
01:30:47,507 --> 01:30:48,576
Fuck.
1349
01:30:50,944 --> 01:30:52,880
[PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]
1350
01:31:03,890 --> 01:31:05,592
Fuck you!
1351
01:31:05,626 --> 01:31:07,829
You cunt!
You cunt! You cunt!
1352
01:31:12,064 --> 01:31:13,033
He's fucking dead.
1353
01:31:40,159 --> 01:31:41,595
Alright, Paul?
1354
01:31:41,627 --> 01:31:42,996
Alright, buddy, how you doing,
alright?
1355
01:31:43,029 --> 01:31:43,997
Yeah.
1356
01:31:45,565 --> 01:31:46,766
You seen Ken?
1357
01:31:46,934 --> 01:31:48,836
Yeah, mate,
he's just gone to the shitter.
1358
01:31:48,868 --> 01:31:49,903
Oh, OK.
1359
01:31:50,570 --> 01:31:51,872
Listen, you know Terry?
1360
01:31:51,904 --> 01:31:53,541
Yeah, just missed him.
Just missed him.
1361
01:31:53,573 --> 01:31:54,641
Yeah, I know.
1362
01:31:54,942 --> 01:31:56,109
How long's he worked here?
1363
01:31:56,710 --> 01:31:58,712
Work here, mate?
He doesn't work here.
1364
01:31:58,912 --> 01:32:00,981
But he's a trainer here, right?
He's a personal trainer.
1365
01:32:01,948 --> 01:32:04,284
The only person I've seen
him train, buddy, is you.
1366
01:32:05,252 --> 01:32:06,954
But he told me
he had other clients.
1367
01:32:06,987 --> 01:32:09,155
Clients? No, mate, I think
he's winding you up.
1368
01:32:09,189 --> 01:32:10,725
Just you, buddy, sorry.
1369
01:32:11,591 --> 01:32:12,759
What do you know about him?
1370
01:32:12,792 --> 01:32:14,594
What d'you mean,
"What do I know about him?"
1371
01:32:14,627 --> 01:32:17,063
Who the fuck are you? You could
be fucking PC Plod, mate.
1372
01:32:17,096 --> 01:32:19,198
- I don't know you from Adam.
- Oh, I look like PC Plod?
1373
01:32:19,231 --> 01:32:21,201
Listen, you wanna find out,
ask him yourself, mate.
1374
01:32:21,234 --> 01:32:22,570
Oh, thanks friend.
1375
01:32:22,603 --> 01:32:23,637
Anytime, buddy.
1376
01:32:24,639 --> 01:32:25,405
You must have an address
or something for him.
1377
01:32:25,439 --> 01:32:27,274
Just...
All I need is an address.
1378
01:32:27,306 --> 01:32:28,675
Data protection confidentiality.
1379
01:32:28,708 --> 01:32:30,310
Oh, data protection yeah?
You fucking...
1380
01:32:30,344 --> 01:32:31,578
Tell you what...
1381
01:32:33,212 --> 01:32:35,215
Yeah, run. Run like the little
prick that you are!
1382
01:32:36,649 --> 01:32:38,719
[PHONE RINGS]
1383
01:32:56,269 --> 01:32:58,204
[SIMON]:
Hi, I wonder if you can help?
1384
01:32:58,238 --> 01:33:00,106
I'm trying to locate a relative
of mine.
1385
01:33:00,140 --> 01:33:02,209
I know they shop with you,
his name's Terry.
1386
01:33:02,242 --> 01:33:04,078
Do you know what's happened,
his daughter...
1387
01:33:04,110 --> 01:33:05,912
you know,
she's had an allergy...
1388
01:33:05,945 --> 01:33:07,180
She's got a peanut allergy
1389
01:33:07,213 --> 01:33:08,849
and she's been rushed
to hospital.
1390
01:33:09,048 --> 01:33:11,051
Like, her lips have blown up
and everything.
1391
01:33:11,083 --> 01:33:13,253
She's in pretty
critical condition, yeah.
1392
01:33:13,753 --> 01:33:14,921
Yep, go on.
1393
01:33:15,721 --> 01:33:17,925
Excellent. Oh, that is...
Thank you so much.
1394
01:33:34,940 --> 01:33:36,143
Can I ask you a question?
1395
01:33:37,743 --> 01:33:39,279
I believe Terry
used to live here.
1396
01:33:39,979 --> 01:33:41,014
What?
1397
01:33:41,213 --> 01:33:43,082
Terry, big guy,
you remember him?
1398
01:33:43,115 --> 01:33:45,152
I don't know
what you're talking about.
1399
01:33:45,185 --> 01:33:47,722
I've got this address down
as where Terry used to live.
1400
01:33:47,953 --> 01:33:49,122
It's a diner.
1401
01:33:50,157 --> 01:33:51,292
Does anyone live upstairs?
1402
01:33:51,725 --> 01:33:53,027
Are you winding me up?
1403
01:33:53,060 --> 01:33:55,162
No, I have this place down
as a residential address.
1404
01:33:55,194 --> 01:33:56,262
I'm just asking you!
1405
01:34:07,306 --> 01:34:09,242
[PHONE RINGS]
1406
01:34:23,090 --> 01:34:25,826
[PHONE DIALS]
1407
01:34:32,998 --> 01:34:34,467
- Alright?
- Alright?
1408
01:34:34,501 --> 01:34:36,302
No, I'm not fucking alright,
where are ya?
1409
01:34:38,371 --> 01:34:39,707
Around.
1410
01:34:39,739 --> 01:34:40,774
Are you in France?
1411
01:34:42,007 --> 01:34:44,077
- No.
- Where are you then?
1412
01:34:44,110 --> 01:34:45,712
You're supposed to be
in fucking France.
1413
01:34:47,146 --> 01:34:47,981
I changed my mind.
1414
01:34:48,815 --> 01:34:50,283
Well, you better fucking
un-change it
1415
01:34:50,317 --> 01:34:51,284
and get fucking over there now.
1416
01:34:52,886 --> 01:34:53,988
I'm not going, Terry.
1417
01:34:55,287 --> 01:34:56,423
What are you playing at?
1418
01:34:57,423 --> 01:34:58,359
Where are you now?
1419
01:34:59,059 --> 01:35:00,161
Can't say.
1420
01:35:01,561 --> 01:35:03,163
What d'you mean you can't say?
Tell me where you are now.
1421
01:35:04,430 --> 01:35:06,099
- I'm done, Terry.
- You're done?
1422
01:35:07,399 --> 01:35:09,804
Well, I tell you something now,
you listen to me.
1423
01:35:10,270 --> 01:35:11,872
You need to get over to France
1424
01:35:11,904 --> 01:35:13,172
because you're working
for me now.
1425
01:35:13,206 --> 01:35:14,475
I've got people waiting
1426
01:35:14,507 --> 01:35:16,443
and you're gonna fuck up
this deal!
1427
01:35:20,980 --> 01:35:22,248
I've seen the photos, Terry.
1428
01:35:22,448 --> 01:35:24,451
You know,
your little trophy photos.
1429
01:35:27,787 --> 01:35:28,888
Did you hear me?
1430
01:35:33,326 --> 01:35:34,295
You hear what I said?
1431
01:35:36,229 --> 01:35:37,131
Where are you now?
1432
01:35:39,533 --> 01:35:41,001
I'm gonna go to the police.
1433
01:35:42,101 --> 01:35:43,269
What you did.
1434
01:35:48,108 --> 01:35:49,376
What you did
was very, very wrong.
1435
01:35:49,975 --> 01:35:52,445
Listen to me, you soppy fat mug.
1436
01:35:53,479 --> 01:35:55,215
Tell me where you are
1437
01:35:55,448 --> 01:35:57,351
or I'm gonna come
looking for you, I swear.
1438
01:36:00,420 --> 01:36:01,489
I'm going to the police.
1439
01:36:17,037 --> 01:36:19,006
[HE SOBS]
1440
01:37:23,036 --> 01:37:24,104
Name.
1441
01:37:24,970 --> 01:37:26,072
Simon Barrett.
1442
01:37:29,074 --> 01:37:31,412
Do you know the man
in these photos?
1443
01:37:33,412 --> 01:37:35,147
For the benefit of the tape
1444
01:37:35,180 --> 01:37:37,317
I'm showing Mr Barrett
the photographs.
1445
01:37:37,984 --> 01:37:38,818
Yes.
1446
01:37:41,520 --> 01:37:43,323
What is your relationship
with this man?
1447
01:37:44,256 --> 01:37:45,425
He's my housemate.
1448
01:37:46,926 --> 01:37:47,627
What's his name?
1449
01:37:49,930 --> 01:37:50,963
Terry.
1450
01:37:50,997 --> 01:37:52,032
Surname?
1451
01:37:52,364 --> 01:37:53,466
I don't know.
1452
01:37:54,501 --> 01:37:56,369
Oh, Mr Barrett, you seriously
trying to tell me
1453
01:37:56,403 --> 01:37:58,972
you don't know
your housemate's surname?
1454
01:38:01,341 --> 01:38:03,077
- He didn't tell me.
- He never told you.
1455
01:38:05,278 --> 01:38:06,579
Well, do you rent from him?
1456
01:38:07,579 --> 01:38:08,882
No, he rents from me.
1457
01:38:09,315 --> 01:38:10,451
So, you have a contract?
1458
01:38:12,018 --> 01:38:14,087
An agreement,
something in writing?
1459
01:38:14,119 --> 01:38:17,957
No, not really, it all happened
so fast, you know.
1460
01:38:17,990 --> 01:38:20,327
I was going through a bit
of a rough time and, um...
1461
01:38:21,661 --> 01:38:23,529
he paid me upfront
and then I forgot.
1462
01:38:28,201 --> 01:38:29,302
I was stressed.
1463
01:38:34,140 --> 01:38:35,209
Yeah.
1464
01:38:36,208 --> 01:38:37,377
I'm sure you were.
1465
01:38:40,512 --> 01:38:41,381
What's that supposed to mean?
1466
01:38:43,483 --> 01:38:46,587
These images that you gave us.
1467
01:38:49,555 --> 01:38:51,291
These are of a very
serious nature.
1468
01:38:53,525 --> 01:38:55,595
I mean, you do understand that,
don't you, sir?
1469
01:38:57,096 --> 01:38:59,198
Well, obviously, sir.
1470
01:38:59,666 --> 01:39:01,268
That's why I'm giving them
to you.
1471
01:39:04,104 --> 01:39:05,639
What's with the attitude,
Mr Barrett?
1472
01:39:06,238 --> 01:39:07,307
There's no attitude.
1473
01:39:08,507 --> 01:39:09,608
I'm bringing them to you
1474
01:39:09,641 --> 01:39:11,644
because I can see
that they're very wrong.
1475
01:39:15,015 --> 01:39:17,584
If I was to say the name
Trevor Richards...
1476
01:39:18,618 --> 01:39:19,987
Ring any bells?
1477
01:39:21,087 --> 01:39:22,323
Trevor Richards?
1478
01:39:23,088 --> 01:39:24,358
No. Why?
1479
01:39:24,690 --> 01:39:26,259
We have reason to believe
1480
01:39:26,292 --> 01:39:28,629
the man in these photographs
is Trevor Richards.
1481
01:39:30,630 --> 01:39:32,199
Who is Trevor Richards?
1482
01:39:32,231 --> 01:39:34,434
Trevor Richards is a man living
in your house right now.
1483
01:39:34,466 --> 01:39:36,036
What do you know about him?
1484
01:39:36,770 --> 01:39:38,772
Does he know
you were coming here today?
1485
01:39:38,805 --> 01:39:40,074
No.
1486
01:39:40,672 --> 01:39:43,409
Well, not exactly,
I might have, um...
1487
01:39:44,476 --> 01:39:45,645
I might have threatened him.
1488
01:39:48,280 --> 01:39:49,315
So he does know?
1489
01:39:50,250 --> 01:39:52,019
Yeah, but I don't think
he believed me.
1490
01:39:55,287 --> 01:39:56,389
What now?
1491
01:39:57,423 --> 01:39:59,626
You can start by writing down
your statement.
1492
01:40:04,363 --> 01:40:05,331
Is he capable of arson?
1493
01:40:07,634 --> 01:40:09,136
Why do you ask?
1494
01:40:10,203 --> 01:40:13,040
Because of my house,
I'm worried about my house.
1495
01:40:19,078 --> 01:40:20,514
I don't think
you quite understand.
1496
01:40:22,314 --> 01:40:23,416
You're going nowhere
1497
01:40:24,518 --> 01:40:27,253
until you tell us everything
that we need to know.
1498
01:40:28,654 --> 01:40:29,523
Have you got that?
1499
01:40:30,722 --> 01:40:31,725
Yeah.
1500
01:40:46,338 --> 01:40:47,541
I'll be back in a minute.
1501
01:40:52,145 --> 01:40:53,347
[DOOR SHUTS]
1502
01:42:14,627 --> 01:42:15,529
Trevor!
1503
01:42:25,305 --> 01:42:26,373
Trevor!
1504
01:43:22,862 --> 01:43:24,230
Fuck.
1505
01:44:25,792 --> 01:44:27,894
Ee-oh...
1506
01:44:28,761 --> 01:44:30,530
O-ee-oh...
1507
01:44:30,896 --> 01:44:32,399
Ee-oh...
1508
01:44:33,365 --> 01:44:34,635
O-ee-oh.
1509
01:44:35,068 --> 01:44:36,436
Ee-oh.
1510
01:44:37,002 --> 01:44:38,537
O-ee-oh.
1511
01:44:38,871 --> 01:44:41,541
Ee-oh... O-ee-oh.
1512
01:44:41,774 --> 01:44:42,909
Ee-oh.
1513
01:44:44,010 --> 01:44:46,680
[MUSIC: "I Want 2 B U"
by Matt Johnson]
1514
01:44:56,689 --> 01:45:01,028
♪ I want to be you ♪
1515
01:45:04,529 --> 01:45:08,034
♪ To do the things you do ♪
1516
01:45:09,469 --> 01:45:13,840
♪ And you want to be me ♪
1517
01:45:15,675 --> 01:45:21,581
♪ Because you think I'm free ♪
1518
01:45:22,582 --> 01:45:26,920
♪ La la-la-la, la, la-la-la la,
la-la-la, la, la-la-la ♪
1519
01:45:27,552 --> 01:45:35,095
♪ La la-la-la, la, la-la-la la,
la-la-la, la, la-la-la ♪
1520
01:45:35,560 --> 01:45:38,564
♪ Always searching
for another high ♪
1521
01:45:38,864 --> 01:45:41,768
♪ Trying to catch up
with lost time ♪
1522
01:45:42,033 --> 01:45:44,938
♪ Time to laugh before we cry ♪
1523
01:45:45,438 --> 01:45:48,007
♪ Time to live before we die ♪
1524
01:45:48,573 --> 01:45:52,878
♪ I want to be you ♪
1525
01:45:56,582 --> 01:46:00,554
♪ To do the things you do ♪
1526
01:46:06,131 --> 01:46:11,131
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1527
01:46:27,078 --> 01:46:30,116
♪ The love of fear,
the fear of love ♪
1528
01:46:30,615 --> 01:46:33,453
♪ In our bones, in our blood ♪
1529
01:46:33,853 --> 01:46:36,655
♪ You are me as I am you ♪
1530
01:46:37,023 --> 01:46:39,860
♪ Truth is nothing
but a point of view ♪
1531
01:46:40,193 --> 01:46:44,398
♪ I want to be you ♪
1532
01:46:48,201 --> 01:46:51,605
♪ To do the things you do ♪
1533
01:46:53,238 --> 01:46:59,512
♪ La la-la-la, la, la-la-la la,
la-la-la, la, la-la-la ♪
1534
01:46:59,811 --> 01:47:05,751
♪ La la-la-la, la, la-la-la la,
la-la-la, la, la-la-la ♪
1535
01:47:06,018 --> 01:47:12,192
♪ La la-la-la, la, la-la-la la,
la-la-la, la, la-la-la ♪
1536
01:47:12,725 --> 01:47:18,932
♪ La la-la-la, la, la-la-la la,
la-la-la, la, la-la-la ♪
1537
01:47:19,198 --> 01:47:24,704
♪ La la-la-la, la, la-la-la la,
la-la-la, la, la-la-la ♪
1538
01:47:25,203 --> 01:47:28,442
[MUSIC FADES]