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[theme music]

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♪ Where in the world is Carmen ♪

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-♪ Sandiego?♪
-♪ Sandiego?♪

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-♪ Sandiego?♪
-♪ Sandiego?♪

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♪ Where in the world is Carmen ♪

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MAIN TITLE

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Esteemed colleagues,

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I am thrilled to announce
that I have solved our problem.

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You went and found spare parts
to repair our brain wipe doohickey?

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Our ongoing problem.

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You captured Carmen Sandiego?

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Our separate-but-related
other ongoing problem.

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The all-too-frequent failures
of our highly-trained operatives,

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which I can only
attribute to… human error.

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Not again.

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We should never allow Saira
to visit her Himalayan Laboratory

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without adult supervision.
She simply has too many toys there.

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If we remove human error
from the equation,

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our success rate would skyrocket,
and I would no longer be tasked

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with wiping memories
of VILE from our former students.

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So, you're gonna train
monkeys to steal for us?

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[laughs]

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It is quite funny if you picture it.

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But do not be absurd, Coach Brunt.

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Programming will eliminate
any need for training, with…

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the ultimate VILE operative.

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[machine powering up]

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My Robo-Robber is programmed to steal,

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with hands of steel.

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-No, no, no.
-[metal clanks, glass shatters]

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Oh, no. You don't want to do…

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-[explosion]
-[coughs]

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that. [coughing continues]

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A minor hiccup. Will circle back.

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Hiccup? More like a belch.

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Perhaps we should focus our attention

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on the rather large sum
of stolen gold bullion

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currently languishing in Bavaria.

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My operative has been dispatched, Gunnar.

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In fact, we cooked up
a rather delicious plan

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to smuggle it out of the country

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Red, I have intel that VILE'S
planning a meet and greet

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with someone who calls herself
Madame Goldlove.

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There's a name. [thuds]

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Think they might be meeting
to discuss, oh, I don't know?

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The gold that vanished
from that German bank a few weeks back?

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[grunts]

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Bingo. The meet's happening
in the German state of Bavaria.

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Exactly 24 hours
from now during first… period.

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[grunts]
First period?

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There's... something
I need to tell you, Red.

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Mom and dad decided I spend
way too much time alone in my room,

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which means goodbye, home school,

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and hello, public school.

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That... may take some getting used to.

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Or not.

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Phone, laptop, tablet.
I plan on staying connected.

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I appreciate that, Player,
but really, school comes first.

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Says the drop-out.

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Crime school doesn't count,
and you know I'm all about education.

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Ha!

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Well, can't be late on my first day.
I'll book your flight from the school bus.

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[clacks]

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[tense music]

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[door closes]

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[imitates an airplane]

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Coming in for a landing. Open wide!

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-[grunts].
-[paint squirts]

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That's a lot of paint
for one small drawing.

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I decided you have enough
space here for one big drawing.

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[elevator dings]

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Zack, Ivy. We're off to Bavaria.

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Oh, land of giant pretzels
and those short pants with suspenders!

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Lederhosen.

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But, yo-de-lay-he-who'll
take care of Shadowsan?

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Noted. Ivy, girls' trip.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Boy's night! Oh, yeah!

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[grunts]

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Anything we should know
about a certain Madame Goldlove?

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Few have met her.

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But her passion for bullion
is rumored to be exceeded

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only by her notoriously
cruel and vicious nature.

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[gulps]

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Girls' trip. Whoo-hoo.

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Hello?

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I thought you were going to release me?

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[buzzes]

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You have no idea
how happy I am to see you again.

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Sorry, mate. I don't believe we've met.

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Of course, I was conscious
at the time. You were not.

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Do you care to tell me what
you were doing on the train from Poitiers

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to Paris 18 months ago, Monsieur Calloway?

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You have the wrong guy.
I've never been to Paris or France.

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And yet I saw you there
with my own two eyes.

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Unless you happen to have a twin?

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Not that I know of. I'm an orphan.

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But I was in Sydney
at the time, hospital stay.

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Having a wart removed
from your tissue of lies?

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Got electrocuted on the job.
Zap! Really laid me low.

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There's a pretty big chunk
of my life I don't have any memory of.

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[suspenseful music]

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Since Player's occupied,
I'll do the honors.

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We're heading to…
the largest state in Germany, Bavaria.

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[Carmen] The Alps run through the region.

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They're a mountain range
that extends through Central Europe.

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[Ivy] Woah! That's one wicked-sweet
storybook palace!

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[Carmen]That's Neuschwanstein Castle.

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Commissioned in 1868
by King Ludwig the Second of Bavaria.

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You can see why he was
sometimes called "The Fairy Tale King."

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[Ivy] Oh, Bavaria's famous
for its Oktoberfest.

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An annual festival
that lasts more than two weeks.

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[Carmen] It began in 1810, to celebrate
the marriage of Crown Prince Ludwig,

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who went on to become
the first King Ludwig of Bavaria.

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[Ivy] Zack would have
a field day with all that food.

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[Carmen] Bavarian cuisine
has plenty to offer,

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such as weisswurst, or white sausages.

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The pretzels,
as Zack mentioned, and even...

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[Ivy] Chocolate? My one true weakness.

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-[splashes]
-[Ivy] Phew.

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[Ivy] Wish I were nursing a toasty mug
of hot chocolate right now.

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It's freezing out here!

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[Carmen] It's nearly showtime, Ivy.

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[Carmen] If VILE's meeting
a potential buyer for the stolen gold,

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this may be our only shot
at letting them to lead us to the loot.

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Copy that, Carm.

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Just wish my earbud would stay put.

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[playful music]

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Gross! It's Zack's!

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[gags]

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[Zack] I hope you enjoyed
your brunch of bacon

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and gummi grubworms
with extra bacon, Sensei.

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[metal clanks]
Now, I am ready for my training.

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[snaps]

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[scrapes]

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Or, we can watch
Rogue Vendetta 8: Rideshare Nightmare?

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You haven't seen one
to seven? We can binge!

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[clears throat]

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[paper rustles]From your hospital stay.

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We have records of your release…

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Yet, no records of your admittance.

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So tell me, how does one leave
a hospital without first entering?

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Unless of course you were born there.

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Furthermore, the nursing staff
has no recollection of you.

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So you were either suffering
from a rare form of contagious amnesia...

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Or your discharge papers were doctored,

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just as your release
from Interpol Paris seems to have been.

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Which I also have zero recollection of.

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[tense music]

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You are a walking enigma, Calloway.

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Do you remember anything
from your supposed hospital stay?

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It's all a blank.

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But no one wants to piece together

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that missing period
of my life more than I do.

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He's telling the truth.

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We may be able to help,

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but the means I'm considering
is highly experimental.

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It won't hurt, will it?

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My ears are in need
of some serious disinfecting.

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Ugh!

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-[footsteps]
-Dash Haber.

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[gulp] And he has excellent hearing.

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The crow flies at midnight.

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That's a secret pass phrase.
He thinks you're Goldlove.

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He's waiting to hear the reply phrase.

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-Mm-hm.
-Mm-hm?

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Uh.

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Thought you were someone else.

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He's obviously
never met her, so play along.

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Remember, cruel and vicious.

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Oh, you have the right someone.

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I was too stunned
by the sight of your face to respond.

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My… face?

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Your silly face.

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And the silly sounds
that came spitting out of it.

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Phew! [slurps]

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Have you never heard
the saying, "Say it don't spray it"?

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I… I was only trying to clearly
enunciate the code words, ma'am.

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If you think I would lower myself
to play your even sillier word games,

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perhaps you should picture
yourself as my personal chew toy.

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[growls and barks]

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Wow. You may want to dial it back.

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Oh, boy.

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Look, I'm just following orders.

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I need to hear
the correct reply, or the deal's off.

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Auf Wiedersehen, madame.

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Hugo, we are looking for someone named...

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The crow flies at midnight.

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But can the crow carry a tune?

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"But can the crow carry a tune." That is…

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the correct response.

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But can the crow carry a tune?

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Are you happy now, biggest of babies?

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Ecstatic. Now follow me, if you like gold.

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Like it? I love it. I love gold.

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And you would be?

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Dash Haber.

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I was expecting a male operative.

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She knew the reply phrase.

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Do not make me tear
the nose hairs from your face.

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With my teeth!

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We have intel that
Carmen Sandiego may be in the area,

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so there has been
a slight change of plans.

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I have heard of this Carmen Sandiego.

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If she were bold enough
to interfere with me,

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I would crack her
like a little red pistachio.

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Another operative is waiting
to meet you at Neuschwanstein Castle.

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Does VILE not realize
it is a tourist trap?

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Do you not realize
that VILE prefers hiding in plain sight?

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Come, Hugo. To Neuschwanstein Castle.

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[suspenseful music]

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[grunts]

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[cracks]

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No!

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What is it?

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It is… your hat.

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The sight of which offends
my cruel and vicious sensibilities.

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Especially from this angle.

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[tense music]

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-[grunts]
-[machine hisses]

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-[car door opens]
-After you, madame.

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[car door closes]

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Ivy, can you hear me?

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[machine wheezes]

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Sorry to bug you
on your first day of school, Player.

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Everyone, please welcome our new student.

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Go ahead and introduce yourself.

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Hi. I'm new here.
My friends call me Player.

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Your real name, not your gamertag.

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Oh, right, sorry. Hey everyone, I'm--
[cellphone rings]

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Personal devices
must be turned off in the classroom.

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[cellphone rings]
Sorry, Mr. Humphrey. I'll just--

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[cellphone buzzes]

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I'll go ahead and turn that off too.

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[gadgets alarming, ringing continues]

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Maybe I should go
put all of this in my locker.

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[ringing continues]

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[door closes, footsteps approaching]

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[metal clanks]

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[keyboard clacking] What's up, Red?

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I lost contact with Ivy.
Any chance you can trace her commlink?

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On it. But staying connected here
at school might be harder than I thought.

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[suspenseful music]

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[swoosh]

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ROGUE VENDETTA
RIDESHARE NIGHTMARE

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What was your favorite part?

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The end.

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[gasps] Me too!
Totally didn't see that twist coming.

249
00:13:09,309 --> 00:13:15,732
Okay, time to order pizza,
then the ultimate showdown begins!

250
00:13:16,316 --> 00:13:17,234
[throat clearing]

251
00:13:18,235 --> 00:13:20,779
If it is a showdown that you seek,

252
00:13:20,862 --> 00:13:25,033
perhaps you would
benefit from proper training.

253
00:13:25,116 --> 00:13:27,953
[gasps] Ninja training?

254
00:13:29,704 --> 00:13:31,581
Show me the way, Sensei.

255
00:13:32,457 --> 00:13:35,335
[calming music]

256
00:13:40,715 --> 00:13:43,218
The first skill a Ninja must master…

257
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,720
is stealth.

258
00:13:45,804 --> 00:13:49,849
My body is a vessel,
waiting to be filled with your wisdom.

259
00:13:49,933 --> 00:13:56,189
Mastering stealth begins
with mastering complete and total silence.

260
00:13:56,273 --> 00:13:57,732
[calming music continues]

261
00:13:57,816 --> 00:13:58,900
Are you sure?

262
00:14:01,444 --> 00:14:04,155
Okay, feeling strong.

263
00:14:04,239 --> 00:14:06,032
[inhales]

264
00:14:09,828 --> 00:14:11,288
For how long?

265
00:14:11,371 --> 00:14:12,539
[throat clearing]

266
00:14:14,457 --> 00:14:17,669
Behold, the perfect thief.

267
00:14:17,752 --> 00:14:20,839
Newly-improved,
and now completely voice-activated.

268
00:14:20,922 --> 00:14:24,759
Snatch my pocket pens,
without me seeing you.

269
00:14:24,843 --> 00:14:26,386
[humming]

270
00:14:27,012 --> 00:14:30,181
[yells] Oh!

271
00:14:30,265 --> 00:14:33,643
Oh, "bait and switch".
He's a real chip off the ol' block.

272
00:14:33,727 --> 00:14:37,272
Please return my goggles,
they are prescription. Hello?

273
00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:41,443
[tense music]

274
00:14:45,113 --> 00:14:48,199
[machine beeps and hisses]

275
00:14:49,159 --> 00:14:52,412
Do you remember
anything from 18 months ago?

276
00:14:52,495 --> 00:14:53,788
You were on a train.

277
00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:58,501
[zzzzzzttt] No!

278
00:14:58,585 --> 00:15:01,755
[suspenseful music]

279
00:15:06,551 --> 00:15:10,263
-[panting]
-Now hear the true name of VILE.

280
00:15:10,347 --> 00:15:12,223
[yells]

281
00:15:12,307 --> 00:15:13,767
That's enough.

282
00:15:14,351 --> 00:15:15,644
[machine powers down]

283
00:15:15,727 --> 00:15:17,479
Monsieur Calloway, are you all right?

284
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,357
[groans]

285
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,691
-[thuds]
-What? No!

286
00:15:23,109 --> 00:15:25,570
[sprays, cough, thuds]

287
00:15:26,655 --> 00:15:27,906
Agents down!

288
00:15:27,989 --> 00:15:30,742
I repeat, agents down!

289
00:15:30,825 --> 00:15:31,993
[glass shatters]

290
00:15:32,661 --> 00:15:34,496
[tingling sound]

291
00:15:34,579 --> 00:15:36,665
[suspenseful music]

292
00:15:37,248 --> 00:15:39,459
[grunts, thuds]

293
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:42,295
[footsteps]

294
00:15:44,798 --> 00:15:47,342
Your palace awaits, madame.

295
00:15:47,425 --> 00:15:49,886
This had better not be the funny business.

296
00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:52,847
I know 15 different lethal martial arts,

297
00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:55,308
and I will not hesitate
to pound you into...

298
00:15:55,392 --> 00:15:57,936
[door opens] cacao?

299
00:16:00,522 --> 00:16:03,817
[machine buzzes]

300
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:04,901
Yum!

301
00:16:04,985 --> 00:16:08,446
These confections are too rich to eat.

302
00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:10,573
[cracks] See?

303
00:16:10,657 --> 00:16:13,243
[liquids flowing]

304
00:16:13,326 --> 00:16:16,913
Pure, 24 karat gold bullion.

305
00:16:16,997 --> 00:16:21,668
Melted down and encased
in the finest Bavarian chocolate.

306
00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:25,755
A rather ingenious way
to smuggle gold out of the country

307
00:16:25,839 --> 00:16:31,678
and into your personal vault,
wouldn't you say, Madame Goldlove?

308
00:16:34,055 --> 00:16:38,143
What? Brown is my favorite
color next to gold.

309
00:16:38,226 --> 00:16:40,103
Do you want to fight about it? [clanks]

310
00:16:40,186 --> 00:16:41,438
Say the word.

311
00:16:41,521 --> 00:16:43,898
[chuckles] I'm good, really.

312
00:16:43,982 --> 00:16:47,277
Then spare the jibber-jabber
so I may take a self-guided tour.

313
00:16:48,111 --> 00:16:50,822
German engineering, das ist gut.

314
00:16:52,282 --> 00:16:54,367
Carm? You there? [buzz]

315
00:16:54,451 --> 00:16:58,079
Sure hope boy's night
is going better than girls' trip.

316
00:17:00,665 --> 00:17:02,292
How long was that?

317
00:17:02,876 --> 00:17:04,377
Thirty-two seconds.

318
00:17:04,461 --> 00:17:07,630
Oh, yeah! New personal best!

319
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,925
I mean, [whispering] new personal best.

320
00:17:11,009 --> 00:17:14,929
Perhaps we should proceed
to the second skill a Ninja must master.

321
00:17:15,013 --> 00:17:17,223
The Pressure Point Pinch.

322
00:17:17,307 --> 00:17:18,892
-[tense music]
-[grasp]

323
00:17:20,226 --> 00:17:23,146
Find the point
where the muscles of your neck

324
00:17:23,229 --> 00:17:25,231
meet the base of the skull.

325
00:17:26,024 --> 00:17:27,108
Right here?

326
00:17:27,192 --> 00:17:29,986
Very good, now pay attention.

327
00:17:30,779 --> 00:17:33,490
-[whimsical music]
-[thuds]

328
00:17:35,658 --> 00:17:39,704
If you are satisfied, madame,
the payment instructions.

329
00:17:42,207 --> 00:17:44,584
-[suspenseful music]
-[grunts]

330
00:17:46,086 --> 00:17:47,545
[groans]

331
00:17:47,629 --> 00:17:52,509
It would seem Hugo was correct.
You are clearly not Dash Haber.

332
00:17:52,592 --> 00:17:54,636
Carmen Sandiego?

333
00:17:54,719 --> 00:17:56,429
But, who are you?

334
00:17:57,013 --> 00:17:59,390
Madame Goldlove, fool!

335
00:17:59,474 --> 00:18:00,600
Oh, boy.

336
00:18:00,683 --> 00:18:02,519
Then who are you?

337
00:18:02,602 --> 00:18:04,187
I…

338
00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:06,981
What she said! She's an impostor!

339
00:18:07,065 --> 00:18:08,233
What?

340
00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:11,903
Do you want to fight?

341
00:18:11,986 --> 00:18:14,114
No! Why? Do you?

342
00:18:14,864 --> 00:18:20,703
I mean, yes. I will mash you
into an easily mashed thing!

343
00:18:20,787 --> 00:18:23,581
The silly one does not interest me, Hugo.

344
00:18:23,665 --> 00:18:27,585
She is the pistachio I wish to crack.

345
00:18:27,669 --> 00:18:29,796
-[grunts]
-[groans]

346
00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:32,257
[grunts]

347
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:34,551
[grunts]

348
00:18:35,426 --> 00:18:38,138
[grunts]

349
00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:42,433
Care to insult my hat now?

350
00:18:42,517 --> 00:18:45,687
You know, on second thought,
it looks really sharp on you.

351
00:18:46,938 --> 00:18:49,732
-[chuckles, grunts]
-[grunts]

352
00:18:49,816 --> 00:18:51,568
[metal clanks]

353
00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:53,611
-Ooh!
-Get her!

354
00:18:54,863 --> 00:18:57,157
Who wants candy? [grunts]

355
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,742
Oh, woah!

356
00:19:00,368 --> 00:19:01,578
Oh, boy.

357
00:19:01,661 --> 00:19:02,996
[suspenseful music]

358
00:19:03,079 --> 00:19:04,581
[grunts]

359
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:07,792
Ohh, aah!

360
00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:10,044
[grunts, groans]

361
00:19:14,174 --> 00:19:16,050
[grunts, groans]

362
00:19:16,593 --> 00:19:18,511
[pants] Oh, fudge!

363
00:19:22,432 --> 00:19:23,558
[both grunts]

364
00:19:28,146 --> 00:19:31,691
[steam hissing]

365
00:19:31,774 --> 00:19:34,277
[groans, grunts]

366
00:19:38,823 --> 00:19:39,741
[metal clanks, grunts]

367
00:19:40,617 --> 00:19:41,910
What now, Carm?

368
00:19:41,993 --> 00:19:43,828
Duck and run.

369
00:19:43,912 --> 00:19:44,787
[gasps]

370
00:19:45,997 --> 00:19:48,958
Woah! [thuds]

371
00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:51,336
[bubble, coughs]

372
00:19:52,253 --> 00:19:55,089
Eww! Way to ruin chocolate for me.

373
00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:58,051
-[Ivy grunts]
-[Carmen groans]

374
00:19:58,593 --> 00:19:59,802
Woah!

375
00:20:00,303 --> 00:20:04,224
Gute nacht, fräulein! [evil laughs]

376
00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:07,060
-[Carmen gasps]
-[Siren wailing]

377
00:20:12,398 --> 00:20:14,525
You tipped off the polizei?

378
00:20:14,609 --> 00:20:18,363
Beats trying to deliver ten tons
of gold bullion to their doorstep.

379
00:20:18,446 --> 00:20:19,739
Hey, Goldilove!

380
00:20:20,531 --> 00:20:21,616
[grunts, thuds]

381
00:20:21,699 --> 00:20:24,118
[screams, splatter]

382
00:20:28,498 --> 00:20:30,083
Way to rock girls' trip.

383
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:31,918
[siren wailing]

384
00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:34,879
[splashes, roars]

385
00:20:35,672 --> 00:20:36,631
[door opens]

386
00:20:38,549 --> 00:20:40,969
And that's how
the chocolate gnome crumbled.

387
00:20:41,761 --> 00:20:43,304
Human error!

388
00:20:43,388 --> 00:20:44,806
Indeed, Saira.

389
00:20:44,889 --> 00:20:48,685
But have we not witnessed our share
of mechanical error today as well?

390
00:20:49,185 --> 00:20:51,854
Since you mention it,
all your talk of gold inspired me

391
00:20:51,938 --> 00:20:57,277
to incorporate the precious metal
into my precious metal.

392
00:20:57,360 --> 00:21:01,656
The excellent conductivity
has really improved Roby's performance.

393
00:21:01,739 --> 00:21:02,615
[buzz]

394
00:21:02,699 --> 00:21:04,158
Roby the Robo-Robber?

395
00:21:04,826 --> 00:21:10,290
You might say Roby now possesses
hands of steel and a heart of gold.

396
00:21:10,373 --> 00:21:12,792
-[snaps]
-[smash]

397
00:21:17,005 --> 00:21:20,717
It's been a while since you left
bad guys behind for the police, huh, Carm?

398
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,137
Not since leaving Gray
for Interpol, on the train to Paris.

399
00:21:25,596 --> 00:21:30,184
And you were pretty cruel and vicious.
I need to remember not to cross you.

400
00:21:30,268 --> 00:21:34,689
Who knew I had a big bad Ivy
inside me, just waiting to bust out?

401
00:21:34,772 --> 00:21:35,690
[fountain splashes]

402
00:21:35,773 --> 00:21:38,693
[suspenseful music]

403
00:21:40,403 --> 00:21:43,614
Four, three, seven.
Four, three, seven, nine, five, two.

404
00:21:44,115 --> 00:21:46,242
Four, three, seven, nine, five, two.

405
00:21:49,412 --> 00:21:52,832
Four, three, seven,
nine, five, two, five, five.

406
00:21:52,915 --> 00:21:55,918
[ringing, beep]

407
00:21:56,419 --> 00:21:59,005
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

408
00:21:59,881 --> 00:22:01,007
[machine buzzes]

409
00:22:04,510 --> 00:22:08,598
Voice recognition
and passcode matched, 100 percent.

410
00:22:09,098 --> 00:22:12,352
Crackle? How could he
possibly recall our distress code?

411
00:22:13,019 --> 00:22:15,688
Dr. Bellum used
the brain wipe doohickey on him.

412
00:22:15,772 --> 00:22:17,148
You know, before it broke.

413
00:22:17,648 --> 00:22:23,196
Perhaps we should take the call
and find out what's on his mind.

414
00:23:01,025 --> 00:23:03,027
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