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♪ I got a feeling that you
brought me to you ♪

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Zoey:
They say the best romances

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are the ones
where you don't overthink.

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♪ Yeah, you did, babe ♪
You just act.

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Zoey, wait.
♪ Look what your mind's
imagination can do ♪

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And of course, by "act,"
I mean, smash...

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A couple's ability
to spontaneously

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get lost in their emotions
is exactly what leads

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to those hot, passionate,
"never forget" moments.

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♪ So let me take away
your pain ♪

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But often, that spontaneous
couple's inability

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to manage their impulses
can lead to messy,

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tense blowups, those "I wish
I could forget" moments.

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You can't fix it.
You're not letting me.

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Because you're too late,
Zoey!

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Maybe I was
a little tired

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because I had to cater
to your every need.

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Oh, got you.
So it's my fault?

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Luca's not your man, and he
overstepped some boundaries.

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This has nothing to do
with him being my man

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and everything to do
with your bruised ego.

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♪ Aye, baby,
this right here your moment ♪

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♪ Life is but a dream ♪

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♪ Here we are inside of it ♪

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And over the years,
I had learned

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that those big, loud,
passionate moments

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could be combustible;

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and the bigger the explosion,
the messier the fallout.

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So in an effort
to mitigate the fallout

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after my last
spontaneous blowup with Aaron,

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I knew I had to do
some damage control.

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♪ Baby, this right here
your moment ♪

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♪

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So, it turns out, I really
couldn't sleep without you.

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♪ Aye ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

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♪ Ooh ♪

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♪

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And of course,
by "damage control,"

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I mean, make‐up smash.

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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪

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♪ I'm grown ♪

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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪

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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪

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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪

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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪

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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪

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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪

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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪

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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪

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♪ I'm grown ♪

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Mm.
Good morning,
sleepy head.

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Morning.

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Oh, my gosh.
Why are you even awake?

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Aren't you
exhausted, too?

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Mm‐hmm.

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Are you not exhausted,
honey?

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Boys.

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Oh, yeah.
I am ‐‐ Ooh, I'm exhausted.

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I am satisfied.
Okay.
Okay, yeah.

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But I just need to look
at the internship page

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because they post new ones
first thing every morning.

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Obviously,
no fashion ones.

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Plus, anything that's
just halfway decent
is gone by 10:00 a. m.

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I mean,
at this point,

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I think I'm gonna have to roll
with the ‐‐ what is it? ‐‐

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the We Wash Doggy
Mobile Grooming internship.

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Ah. Nope.

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Spoke too soon.
That's gone, too.

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I think it's so wild that Cal U
is sweating you

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over these stupid
internship credits.

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I mean, haven't you done
like five of them already?

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Uh, two.

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And technically,
I never finished them,

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and without the credit,
I can't graduate.

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Which is crazy, because I've met
my class requirements,

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I have more than enough units
to graduate,

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and my grades are fi‐‐

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well, okay,
my grades are decent,

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but I was so excited
for the big luau tonight

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and celebrating
finally seeing the finish line.

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Instead, I'm just gonna
be stressing

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about
this internship stuff.

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What luau
are you talking about?

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Uh,
Doug and Luca's luau.

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They're calling in the
"Lil' Litty Luau."

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Remember?
No.
I don't.

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And I would because
I hate alliteration.

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Uh, yeah, no, I'm not ‐‐
I'm not gonna go to that.

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And I don't know
why you're going.

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Isn't Luca the reason why you're
up at the buttcrack of dawn

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applying for
a poodle‐washing gig?

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I don't know why
you'd still want to go.

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You should be
mad at him.

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Oh.
I am.

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But it's my Senior year,
and I'm not gonna let Luca

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stop me from going
to my last handful of parties.

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Plus, fun fact, I ‐‐
I love fire.

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And a luau has pigs
roasting over fire.

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They have fire walkers.
They have fire eaters.

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They have so much fire.

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Yeah. You like fire.
I get it.

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Come on.
Be the moth to my flame tonight.

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Listen, even if I wanted
to go to this thing,

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which I absolutely do
not want to go...

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Hmm?
...I have to teach
my midnight class.

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Really?
Yeah.
I'm sorry.

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We could
link up afterwards.

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And I could give you
some litty lit lovin'.

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You saw
what I did there?
You know what?

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You're right.
I do hate alliteration now.

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You loved them.
You literally loved them ‐‐
No.

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Stop talking.

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Doug said
he updated our budget.

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I just need to know
if we have enough money

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to properly execute
my vision for this luau.

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Okay.
Well, let's check it out.

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Dude, you've already
got like

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500 confirmed pre‐sales
for tonight.

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Looks like you guys
are sitting pretty great.

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Yeah, our Lil' Litty Luau
is gonna be lit...

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literally.

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I just wish Kervell
would hit me back.

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Kervell?

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Yeah.
My fire guy.

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You do realize you don't need
a "fire guy" to make fire.

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Peasant.

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I just hope Doug got enough
security for tonight

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'cause that shit
is going to be cuh‐raaazy fire.

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Like Hanukkah.

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Oh, can you actually
hit up Doug to double‐check?

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I got to try
Big Kerv again.

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Mm.
I don't know.

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I mean, are you sure you're
gonna be comfortable with me

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calling Doug, you know,
considering you had

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such a big problem
with us texting?
No.

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Pretty sure I have a problem
with you entangling with my boy.

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And I'm pretty sure
I have a problem

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with you telling me who I can
and can't entangle with.

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Listen, I don't want
to infringe

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on your advanced
educational experience,

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but you're my sister.

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Doug's my guy.

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The three of us equals
a trifecta of greatness.

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The two of you hooking up
could put our greatness at risk.

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And to be honest,

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the most important third
of this trifecta is you.

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[ Chuckles ]
Oh, my God.

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You're so
full of it.

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[ Cellphone rings ]
Kervy Kerve!

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What up?

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What ‐‐ What do you mean
you're out of the fire game?

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Both hands?

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Oh, my God.

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To us!

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I cannot think of
a more satisfying way

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to put months of studying
behind us

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than throwing on a lei
and throwing back some tequila!

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Seriously.
Those LSATs can suck it.

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Those were the worst
four hours of my life today.

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Mnh!
You pushed a whole human
out of your vagina,

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so I highly doubt that.
Thank you.

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But I was on so many drugs,
I didn't even know

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Luna came out
until they handed her to me.

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So, yes,
today was way worse.

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Well, in that case,
mazel, bitch!

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Yeah!
Whoo!

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Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!

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Let me get in
on this pregame.

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Wait, wait, wait.
What are you wearing?

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Yeah, this is
a Hawaiian‐themed party.

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Trust me.
I know.

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It's just that I couldn't
put together a themed costume

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because I spent all day trying
to find a dumb‐ass internship.

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All good. Consider yourself
lei'd, baby girl.

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Yeah.
Thank you.

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Cheers.
Cheers!

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Whoo! Cheers!

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Whoo!
Mmm!

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Mmm!
Mm‐hmm!

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Another, another.
Let's go.

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Alright.
What's up?

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Whoo!
Nothing.
Des just texted me.

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Oh. Okay.

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You, uh, making a plan
to meet your new boo

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under the starts
tonight?

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Yeah.
Nomi,
he's not my boo.

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Please, it's so obvious
there's something

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brewing between
you two.
Okay.

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Nothing's brewing.
We're just friends.

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And maybe at some point
something was a‐brew...

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And?
And nothing.

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You know, we had a few drinks.
Had a few mozzarella sticks.

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Des showed up
in a dress.

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And, uh,
brewing ended.

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I'm sorry,
what?

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[ Sighs ]
Look, I knew Des was queer,

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and I didn't think
I'd have a problem with it,

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but when he showed up
wearing a dress,

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it was game over
for me ‐‐

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Now, look, before any of you
come for me ‐‐ Nomi ‐‐

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I just want to say that I know
it's more of my issue

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and not Des's issue,
alright?

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But I can't imagine myself
having sex with someone

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who also shops at the club dress
section at FashionNova.

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Okay, well,
in Des's defense,

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it seems like you can't see
yourself having sex with anyone,

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considering the last person
you were with

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was Doug
a year ago.

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Look, Jazz,
zero judgment, okay?

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I'm just ‐‐ I'm wondering
if this is less of a Des issue

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and more
of a Doug issue?

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[ Sighs ]

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The only issue is figuring out
a way to break it to Des

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that I'm not interested
without ruining the friendship.

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Which is exactly why you need
to be honest and direct.

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Just go down there and rip
that queer band‐aid right off.

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Okay. Okay.
You're right.

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You're right.
I'm gonna do it.

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I'm gonna rip it off.
I'm gonna go do it.

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Yeah!
Yeah, okay.
Rip, rip, baby!

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I‐I think my ripping game'll
be a little bit better

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with another shot
in me.
Hey!

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So let's quit talking
and get to pouring.

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I'm gonna do it.

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[ Knock on door ]

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You got a minute?

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I got a favor I need
to ask you about Zoey.

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Saldana?

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Johnson.
Earvin Magic?

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Zoey Johnson.
My girlfriend.

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Andre Johnson's daughter.
You've met her a billion times.

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Oh, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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Well, say that next time,
brother.

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Come on in.
Okay.
Thank you.

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Look, I need a favor because
the university is insisting

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that Zoey get
an internship to graduate.

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Which is ridiculous,
because she spent

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six months
out in the workforce.

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She's done two internships
already.

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Did she finish those?
No, but still...

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I'm figuring,
if she did half of two,

244
00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,204
could that equal a whole one?
What do you think?

245
00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,957
Well, let's see.

246
00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,001
♪

247
00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,837
What are you doing?

248
00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:08,423
The math.
Okay.

249
00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,050
Well, I just figured
if anyone has the power,

250
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:13,386
you know, to, um, sign off
on these internship credits

251
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,722
or waive the requirements
entirely, that'd be you.

252
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:19,184
♪

253
00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,935
Because you're
the Dean of Students, Charlie.

254
00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,771
I agree to disagree.
Just trust me,
alright?

255
00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:26,232
You have the power.
So what do you say?

256
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,984
You think you can hook it up
or what?

257
00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,403
Hmm.

258
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,118
♪ You see the baddest women
in the room? ♪

259
00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,995
♪ I got it ♪

260
00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,246
♪ That money stackin'
to the ceiling, fool? ♪

261
00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,915
♪ I got it ♪

262
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,166
♪ And people watchin' you,
watch how I move ♪

263
00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,209
♪ I got it, you got it? ♪

264
00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,960
♪ I got it, you got it?

265
00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,545
♪ I got it ♪

266
00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:48,797
♪ You see the baddest women
in the room? ♪

267
00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,381
♪ I got it ♪

268
00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,382
That money stackin'
to the ceiling, fool? ♪

269
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:53,259
♪ I got it ♪

270
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,552
♪ And people watchin' you,
watch how I move ♪

271
00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:55,762
♪ I got it ♪
Fire, right?

272
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,055
♪ I got it, you got it? ♪

273
00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,389
♪ I got it ♪

274
00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:59,974
Look, I know you're still
mad at me,

275
00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,893
but the only reason
I called out ol' girl

276
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,228
for stealing your design

277
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,271
is that I respect you
as a designer.

278
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,815
As an artist.

279
00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,442
But mostly
as my friend.

280
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,820
I just couldn't stand
the thought

281
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,279
of somebody
taking advantage of you.

282
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,115
Mm.

283
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,450
Okay, well, if you're not
gonna talk to me, fine.

284
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,203
I just wanted to let you know
I'm sorry.

285
00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,372
What I did
wasn't fire...

286
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,791
It was water.

287
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,918
Possibly wind.
Definitely not earth.

288
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:29,754
Oh, my God.
Shut up!

289
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,131
What?

290
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,591
Dude, shut up.

291
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,802
You know you had me
at fire, kid.

292
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,929
♪ Talkin' about my commission ♪

293
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,347
Look,
don't get me wrong.

294
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:42,767
What you did was reckless
and irresponsible,

295
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,186
and did I mention
it was so dumb?

296
00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,147
But I know you,
and I know

297
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:50,525
it was your impulsive,
knee‐jerk way of protecting me.

298
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:53,194
And I appreciate it,
but I didn't need it.

299
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,989
And now I'm so screwed
because I can't even find

300
00:10:55,989 --> 00:11:00,660
an internship
wiping a dog's ass.

301
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:04,330
Well, um, then I might have
a really nice, um,

302
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,332
proposition for you.

303
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:09,961
♪ I'm loose off the juice,
what it do ♪

304
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,172
♪ Told 'em we gon' get it
poppin', it's the truth ♪

305
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,715
♪ Yeah, we got it too turnt, got
'em jumping out the building ♪

306
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:16,384
Looking out at this party
of fine specimens

307
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,052
and thotty‐hotties,
it's hard to believe

308
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,721
that Jazz
hasn't had sex in a year.

309
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,307
I mean, you know, admittedly,
I'm no sexual jackrabbit,

310
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:25,185
but a year with this kind of
talent pool seems crazy.

311
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,519
I mean,
I haven't had sex

312
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,188
since I screwed
everything up with Phil.

313
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,689
Yeah.
And I haven't had it

314
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,232
since I made
that vow of celibacy with Javi.

315
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,859
Hold up.

316
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,527
So you mean to say
that I am currently

317
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,863
the most sexually active
single person in our household?

318
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,408
Um...
We're ‐‐ We're fine.

319
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,910
Yeah.
I'm fine.

320
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,244
I'm fine.
Are you fine?

321
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,704
I'm totally fine.
Yeah.
We're fine.

322
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,955
We're good.
You're so not fine...

323
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,582
which means one thing ‐‐
tonight,

324
00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,209
I'm going to
get you guys laid...

325
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,376
to completion.

326
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,502
Okay,
let's go for a lap.

327
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,254
Oh, there we go.

328
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:57,050
Brown wavy hair, 11:00,
nice teeth, amazing tan,

329
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,260
and the gait
of a division‐three athlete.

330
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:02,013
I'm secure enough
in my heterosexuality to say,

331
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,348
I'd hit that.
Alright.

332
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,099
Vivek,
what makes you even think

333
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,852
that we need you
to get us laid?
Yeah.

334
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:10,313
Because neither of you have
a built‐in "lay‐dar."

335
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,482
A "lay‐dar"?
What the hell is that?

336
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:15,568
See, after years and years
of unsuccessfully

337
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,403
trying to get laid,
I've developed a radar.

338
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,949
I can tell exactly
who is down to get laid

339
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,575
and who is going to be
a complete

340
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,661
and total
waste of your time.

341
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:27,497
And honestly,
what do you have to lose?

342
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,165
Like,
besides our dignity?

343
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,042
[ Chuckles ]
You haven't had sex in a year.

344
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,252
I'd say
you've already lost that.

345
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,878
Now, let's go check
this guy out.

346
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,880
♪ Don't you give it up
to anyone? ♪

347
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,883
♪ Oh ♪

348
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,552
♪ I just need your love ♪

349
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:44,055
♪ I just need your... ♪

350
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:49,269
♪

351
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,145
Wait.
I'm so sorry.

352
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,605
Aaron!

353
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,940
Oh, my God,
you're here!

354
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,441
I didn't realize
you were coming.

355
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,318
No, I, uh,
ended my class early

356
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,445
so that I could surprise you
and get some chill time in,

357
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,030
but it looks like

358
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,199
you've already
been getting some chill time in.

359
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,118
That's not typically the way
I handle my beefs, Zoey.

360
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,036
So, what exactly
are you doing?

361
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,454
Yeah. No.

362
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,666
I‐I know, but surprisingly,
Luca and I are good.

363
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,501
I mean,
he apologized,

364
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,170
and he extended
the ultimate olive branch.

365
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,755
He came to me
with this great idea

366
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,424
about how I can get
the college credits I need.

367
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,634
Okay,
how's that?

368
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,762
By interning
with his company.

369
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,180
You're gonna be
Luca's intern?

370
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,434
Technically, on paper,
I'll be an intern,

371
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:33,354
but creatively, I mean,
he's given me carte blanche

372
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,356
to build his company
from the ground up.

373
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,567
And Anti‐Muse
is in terrible shape.

374
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,526
And I'll have to get
the right domain name.

375
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,320
Hi.
Thank you so much.

376
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,864
And for some reason, he has it
set up as a nonprofit.

377
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:47,160
But hey, it is so much better
than not graduating, right?

378
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,411
Hmm?
No, thanks.

379
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,413
I'm good.

380
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,414
Aaron, I don't know
what to tell you.

381
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,041
I get it.

382
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,002
Luca is not your favorite
person in the world,

383
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,962
but it's kind of
all I've got.

384
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,631
I mean, if you're really
that uncomfortable with it,

385
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:03,468
I can always go back to him
and tell him no.

386
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:07,055
Oh, so you ‐‐
you already said yes, then?

387
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,473
Yeah.

388
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,475
Awesome.
You know what?

389
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:13,227
This is ‐‐ This is great,
you know? Seriously. Enjoy.

390
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,646
Sounds like a great opportunity.
I'm gonna go grab a drink.

391
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:16,898
Dude, we can still
talk about it.

392
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:20,526
No no, I'm good.
Enjoy yourself.

393
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,528
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

394
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,697
So...you know, when we hung out
the other night...

395
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,699
That was, uh ‐‐
Fire, right?

396
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,701
Yeah.
And it was also, um...

397
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,286
a little bit confusing.

398
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,538
At least for me.
Yeah, no.

399
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,041
It was definitely confusing
for me, too.

400
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,710
I mean, the whole time,
I was thinking to myself,

401
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,670
why haven't we
done this sooner?

402
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,339
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.

403
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,508
You know, I've gotta go
to the bathroom.

404
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,717
But I'll be back.
Okay.

405
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,344
I'll be back.
I'll see you.

406
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:49,222
See you, too.

407
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:53,226
♪

408
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,520
Thank you.

409
00:14:55,520 --> 00:15:05,404
♪

410
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:09,784
♪

411
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,994
Doesn't this seem
ridiculous to you?

412
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,413
Sneaking around,
hiding behind curtains

413
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,791
and corners
just to mess around?
Oh, yeah,
you're right.

414
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,544
Yo, there's a walk‐in freezer
right there. We should ‐‐
No!

415
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,878
No.
I‐I mean ‐‐

416
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,297
Look, I‐I don't want
to sneak around anymore.

417
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,882
Look,
Luca's not my dad.

418
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,301
And honestly, I'm not even
sure he's my full brother.

419
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,095
My mom did, like,
a lot of stepping out

420
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,721
when my dad
was gaining weight, so ‐‐

421
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,057
Okay, Ki‐Ki, baby,
we've been over this already.

422
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,143
I know you're grown
and do your own thing

423
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:38,729
and Luca's not your dad,
but he's my boy, okay?

424
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,773
And I just don't want
to mess up things

425
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,609
between
the whole trifecta.
Trifecta.

426
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,694
Right.
Yeah.

427
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,780
I ‐‐ I get it.

428
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,991
♪ 'Cause they heard
the kid makin' moves ♪

429
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,326
"I get it." You don't.
♪ 'Cause they heard
I ain't gonna lose ♪

430
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,953
♪ All this money
is what I choose ♪

431
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,705
♪ Get it all, never issue ♪

432
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,290
See.

433
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,624
Just needed
a little bit of time

434
00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,959
to warm up those
matchmaking skills,

435
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,753
and now I'm gonna
do the same for you.

436
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,338
Uh...Ooh!

437
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,424
Butch redhead,
4:00 ‐‐
Vivek, stop.

438
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,801
Every person you've
tried to hook me up
with tonight is absurd.

439
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,637
You literally brought me
a homeless man off the street.

440
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,181
He was hot.
Come on.

441
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,849
Just have sex
with him.
Okay, fine.

442
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:15,850
Seriously?
No, dumbass!

443
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,977
Not seriously.
This is crazy.

444
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,188
This whole matchmaking situation
is crazy.

445
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,480
I'm going home
to tuck my kid in.

446
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,857
Just hold on one second,
okay?

447
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,358
Hey, have either of you guys
seen Kiela?

448
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,818
Uh, nope.

449
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,820
But I have seen you alone
all night long.

450
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,322
And just
so you know,

451
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,199
your boy's batting
500 right now

452
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:34,827
in matchmaking,
so if you need any help...

453
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,829
Sorry, man. You wanna have sex
with me tonight?

454
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,207
Yeah.
Of course.

455
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,209
I think I'm good.

456
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,377
♪ Break the bank, get it down ♪

457
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,463
Nice.

458
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:48,341
Here you go.
Thank you.

459
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,635
♪

460
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,511
'Sup, playboy?
Nice sweater.

461
00:16:52,511 --> 00:17:01,479
♪

462
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,439
Oh, my God!

463
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,899
Whoa!

464
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,861
That feel good,
chief?

465
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,280
Yeah. Yeah.
It did.

466
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:19,205
♪

467
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,003
Dude! Aaron, stop!
What the hell was that?!

468
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,255
Just go back and enjoy your
little luau, Zoey, seriously.

469
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,881
Are you s‐‐

470
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,509
♪

471
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,678
Uh, Nomi.

472
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:36,430
Where is she?

473
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,391
Sorry.
Nomi, can we please leave?

474
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,850
I'm trying to catch up
with Aaron

475
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,686
to see
what that was about.
Sure.

476
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,938
Dude,
what the ‐‐

477
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,274
Nomi?

478
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,317
Hi.

479
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,486
♪

480
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,738
Hey,
who was that weirdo?

481
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,283
That weirdo
is Luna's father.

482
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,576
He's what?!

483
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,077
Dude, I swear,

484
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,495
everything you've ever told me
about this girl

485
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,790
always results
in some sort of drama.

486
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,459
Yeah, but this time,
it wasn't Zoey's fault.

487
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,877
I offered her
an internship,

488
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,796
and her crazy‐ass boyfriend
spazzed on me.

489
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,715
Okay, well,
maybe he wouldn't spaz on you

490
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,800
if you would just
stay away.

491
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,552
I don't know. It just feels like
everything you do

492
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,722
is an attempt to keep
this girl in your orbit.

493
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,557
Whatever.
Okay.

494
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,225
Where the hell have you been
all night?

495
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,977
I've been looking for you
everywhere.

496
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,729
Oh, yeah,
I was just...

497
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,773
Y'know, hanging out
at your awesome party,

498
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,859
not getting punched
in the face.

499
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,486
Come here.
Hold still.

500
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:35,781
♪ Can't believe
the way you treated me ♪

501
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,491
Yo,
there you are.

502
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,826
Yeah. Sorry.

503
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,953
The line at the bathroom
was really long.

504
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,496
And I tried to get a
drink, and the line was
really long and it ‐‐

505
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,956
It's ‐‐
It's all good.

506
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,625
I was just hoping

507
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,959
we could finish our conversation
from earlier.

508
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,128
You were trying
to tell me something?

509
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,964
Actually, I was trying
to tell you this...

510
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:55,134
♪ Tell me how I trust again ♪

511
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,304
♪ See the shadows rushin' in ♪

512
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,598
♪ You took all the lust within ♪

513
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:04,602
Aaron? Babe?

514
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,354
Dude, are you here?

515
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,825
♪

516
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,911
While they say
the best romances

517
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,705
are the ones where you act more
and think less,

518
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,374
what they don't tell you

519
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:29,794
is that those split‐second
impulsive moments

520
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:34,006
can also ruin everything,
and maybe if you'd just paused,

521
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,466
instead of allowing yourself

522
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,385
to get carried away
in the moment...

523
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,679
♪

524
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,056
...you'd save yourself
and your relationship

525
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,392
a lot of heartache
and frustration...

526
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:49,230
♪

527
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:54,735
Well, that is, if there was a
relationship to still be saved.

528
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,619
Whoa,
that was quick.

529
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,621
I figured
you'd still be smashing.

530
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,248
Did you even
leave satisfied?

531
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,874
I didn't have sex
with him, Vivek.

532
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,501
What?
Why not?

533
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,002
It seemed like you two
were hitting it off great.

534
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,213
Which is why I didn't want
to mess things up

535
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,923
by having sex
with him the first night.

536
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,759
Come on.
I worked hard for that penis.
[ Chuckles ]

537
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,721
Look, the whole point was to
just, you know, get in there,

538
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,180
rip the celibacy
band‐aid off,

539
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,683
and just have some uncommitted,
unemotional,

540
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:28,769
sloppy, spontaneous sex
with someone that I'd never,

541
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,354
ever consider being
in a relationship with...

542
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:33,566
Yeah.

543
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,902
We will never speak
of this moment again.

544
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,571
Ever.
You understand?

545
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,614
Mm‐hmm.

546
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,575
Oh!

547
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,619
♪

548
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,414
Oh, God!

549
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,416
[ Door slams ]