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♪ I got a feeling that you
brought me to you ♪
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Zoey:
They say the best romances
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are the ones
where you don't overthink.
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♪ Yeah, you did, babe ♪
You just act.
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Zoey, wait.
♪ Look what your mind's
imagination can do ♪
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And of course, by "act,"
I mean, smash...
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A couple's ability
to spontaneously
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get lost in their emotions
is exactly what leads
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to those hot, passionate,
"never forget" moments.
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♪ So let me take away
your pain ♪
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But often, that spontaneous
couple's inability
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to manage their impulses
can lead to messy,
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tense blowups, those "I wish
I could forget" moments.
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You can't fix it.
You're not letting me.
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Because you're too late,
Zoey!
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Maybe I was
a little tired
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because I had to cater
to your every need.
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Oh, got you.
So it's my fault?
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Luca's not your man, and he
overstepped some boundaries.
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This has nothing to do
with him being my man
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and everything to do
with your bruised ego.
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♪ Aye, baby,
this right here your moment ♪
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♪ Life is but a dream ♪
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♪ Here we are inside of it ♪
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And over the years,
I had learned
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that those big, loud,
passionate moments
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could be combustible;
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and the bigger the explosion,
the messier the fallout.
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So in an effort
to mitigate the fallout
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after my last
spontaneous blowup with Aaron,
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I knew I had to do
some damage control.
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♪ Baby, this right here
your moment ♪
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♪
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So, it turns out, I really
couldn't sleep without you.
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♪ Aye ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪
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And of course,
by "damage control,"
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I mean, make-up smash.
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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Mm.
Good morning,
sleepy head.
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Morning.
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Oh, my gosh.
Why are you even awake?
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Aren't you
exhausted, too?
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Mm-hmm.
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Are you not exhausted,
honey?
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Boys.
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Oh, yeah.
I am -- Ooh, I'm exhausted.
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I am satisfied.
Okay.
Okay, yeah.
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But I just need to look
at the internship page
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because they post new ones
first thing every morning.
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Obviously,
no fashion ones.
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Plus, anything that's
just halfway decent
is gone by 10:00 a.m.
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I mean,
at this point,
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I think I'm gonna have to roll
with the -- what is it? --
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the We Wash Doggy
Mobile Grooming internship.
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Ah. Nope.
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Spoke too soon.
That's gone, too.
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I think it's so wild that Cal U
is sweating you
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over these stupid
internship credits.
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I mean, haven't you done
like five of them already?
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Uh, two.
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And technically,
I never finished them,
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and without the credit,
I can't graduate.
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Which is crazy, because I've met
my class requirements,
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I have more than enough units
to graduate,
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and my grades are fi--
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well, okay,
my grades are decent,
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but I was so excited
for the big luau tonight
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and celebrating
finally seeing the finish line.
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Instead, I'm just gonna
be stressing
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about
this internship stuff.
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What luau
are you talking about?
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Uh,
Doug and Luca's luau.
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They're calling in the
"Lil' Litty Luau."
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Remember?
No.
I don't.
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And I would because
I hate alliteration.
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Uh, yeah, no, I'm not --
I'm not gonna go to that.
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And I don't know
why you're going.
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Isn't Luca the reason why you're
up at the buttcrack of dawn
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applying for
a poodle-washing gig?
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I don't know why
you'd still want to go.
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You should be
mad at him.
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Oh.
I am.
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But it's my Senior year,
and I'm not gonna let Luca
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stop me from going
to my last handful of parties.
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Plus, fun fact, I --
I love fire.
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And a luau has pigs
roasting over fire.
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They have fire walkers.
They have fire eaters.
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They have so much fire.
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Yeah. You like fire.
I get it.
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Come on.
Be the moth to my flame tonight.
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Listen, even if I wanted
to go to this thing,
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which I absolutely do
not want to go...
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Hmm?
...I have to teach
my midnight class.
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Really?
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
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We could
link up afterwards.
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And I could give you
some litty lit lovin'.
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You saw
what I did there?
You know what?
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You're right.
I do hate alliteration now.
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You loved them.
You literally loved them --
No.
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Stop talking.
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Doug said
he updated our budget.
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I just need to know
if we have enough money
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to properly execute
my vision for this luau.
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Okay.
Well, let's check it out.
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Dude, you've already
got like
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500 confirmed pre-sales
for tonight.
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Looks like you guys
are sitting pretty great.
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Yeah, our Lil' Litty Luau
is gonna be lit...
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literally.
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I just wish Kervell
would hit me back.
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Kervell?
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Yeah.
My fire guy.
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You do realize you don't need
a "fire guy" to make fire.
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Peasant.
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I just hope Doug got enough
security for tonight
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'cause that shit
is going to be cuh-raaazy fire.
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Like Hanukkah.
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Oh, can you actually
hit up Doug to double-check?
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I got to try
Big Kerv again.
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Mm.
I don't know.
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I mean, are you sure you're
gonna be comfortable with me
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calling Doug, you know,
considering you had
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such a big problem
with us texting?
No.
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Pretty sure I have a problem
with you entangling with my boy.
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And I'm pretty sure
I have a problem
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with you telling me who I can
and can't entangle with.
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Listen, I don't want
to infringe
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on your advanced
educational experience,
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but you're my sister.
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Doug's my guy.
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The three of us equals
a trifecta of greatness.
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The two of you hooking up
could put our greatness at risk.
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And to be honest,
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the most important third
of this trifecta is you.
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[ Chuckles ]
Oh, my God.
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You're so
full of it.
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[ Cellphone rings ]
Kervy Kerve!
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What up?
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What -- What do you mean
you're out of the fire game?
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Both hands?
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Oh, my God.
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To us!
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I cannot think of
a more satisfying way
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to put months of studying
behind us
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than throwing on a lei
and throwing back some tequila!
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Seriously.
Those LSATs can suck it.
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Those were the worst
four hours of my life today.
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Mnh!
You pushed a whole human
out of your vagina,
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so I highly doubt that.
Thank you.
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But I was on so many drugs,
I didn't even know
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Luna came out
until they handed her to me.
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So, yes,
today was way worse.
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Well, in that case,
mazel, bitch!
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Yeah!
Whoo!
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Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!
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Let me get in
on this pregame.
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Wait, wait, wait.
What are you wearing?
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Yeah, this is
a Hawaiian-themed party.
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Trust me.
I know.
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It's just that I couldn't
put together a themed costume
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because I spent all day trying
to find a dumb-ass internship.
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All good. Consider yourself
lei'd, baby girl.
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Yeah.
Thank you.
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Cheers.
Cheers!
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Whoo! Cheers!
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Whoo!
Mmm!
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Mmm!
Mm-hmm!
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Another, another.
Let's go.
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Alright.
What's up?
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Whoo!
Nothing.
Des just texted me.
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Oh. Okay.
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You, uh, making a plan
to meet your new boo
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under the starts
tonight?
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Yeah.
Nomi,
he's not my boo.
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Please, it's so obvious
there's something
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brewing between
you two.
Okay.
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Nothing's brewing.
We're just friends.
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And maybe at some point
something was a-brew...
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And?
And nothing.
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You know, we had a few drinks.
Had a few mozzarella sticks.
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Des showed up
in a dress.
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And, uh,
brewing ended.
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I'm sorry,
what?
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[ Sighs ]
Look, I knew Des was queer,
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and I didn't think
I'd have a problem with it,
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but when he showed up
wearing a dress,
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it was game over
for me --
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Now, look, before any of you
come for me -- Nomi --
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I just want to say that I know
it's more of my issue
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and not Des's issue,
alright?
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But I can't imagine myself
having sex with someone
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who also shops at the club dress
section at FashionNova.
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Okay, well,
in Des's defense,
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it seems like you can't see
yourself having sex with anyone,
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considering the last person
you were with
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was Doug
a year ago.
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Look, Jazz,
zero judgment, okay?
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I'm just -- I'm wondering
if this is less of a Des issue
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and more
of a Doug issue?
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[ Sighs ]
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The only issue is figuring out
a way to break it to Des
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that I'm not interested
without ruining the friendship.
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Which is exactly why you need
to be honest and direct.
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Just go down there and rip
that queer band-aid right off.
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Okay. Okay.
You're right.
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You're right.
I'm gonna do it.
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I'm gonna rip it off.
I'm gonna go do it.
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Yeah!
Yeah, okay.
Rip, rip, baby!
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I-I think my ripping game'll
be a little bit better
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with another shot
in me.
Hey!
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So let's quit talking
and get to pouring.
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I'm gonna do it.
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[ Knock on door ]
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You got a minute?
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I got a favor I need
to ask you about Zoey.
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Saldana?
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Johnson.
Earvin Magic?
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Zoey Johnson.
My girlfriend.
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Andre Johnson's daughter.
You've met her a billion times.
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Oh, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Well, say that next time,
brother.
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Come on in.
Okay.
Thank you.
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Look, I need a favor because
the university is insisting
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that Zoey get
an internship to graduate.
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Which is ridiculous,
because she spent
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six months
out in the workforce.
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She's done two internships
already.
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Did she finish those?
No, but still...
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I'm figuring,
if she did half of two,
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could that equal a whole one?
What do you think?
245
00:08:58,781 --> 00:09:01,265
Well, let's see.
246
00:09:01,267 --> 00:09:03,617
♪
247
00:09:03,693 --> 00:09:06,528
What are you doing?
248
00:09:06,605 --> 00:09:08,789
The math.
Okay.
249
00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:10,198
Well, I just figured
if anyone has the power,
250
00:09:10,276 --> 00:09:14,628
you know, to, um, sign off
on these internship credits
251
00:09:14,704 --> 00:09:15,962
or waive the requirements
entirely, that'd be you.
252
00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:19,800
♪
253
00:09:19,876 --> 00:09:21,059
Because you're
the Dean of Students, Charlie.
254
00:09:21,136 --> 00:09:23,878
I agree to disagree.
Just trust me,
alright?
255
00:09:23,956 --> 00:09:27,291
You have the power.
So what do you say?
256
00:09:27,293 --> 00:09:28,292
You think you can hook it up
or what?
257
00:09:28,294 --> 00:09:30,552
Hmm.
258
00:09:35,634 --> 00:09:37,576
♪ You see the baddest women
in the room? ♪
259
00:09:37,653 --> 00:09:40,061
♪ I got it ♪
260
00:09:40,139 --> 00:09:40,637
♪ That money stackin'
to the ceiling, fool? ♪
261
00:09:40,639 --> 00:09:41,972
♪ I got it ♪
262
00:09:41,974 --> 00:09:43,916
♪ And people watchin' you,
watch how I move ♪
263
00:09:43,992 --> 00:09:44,658
♪ I got it, you got it? ♪
264
00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:46,418
♪ I got it, you got it?
265
00:09:46,495 --> 00:09:48,736
♪ I got it ♪
266
00:09:48,814 --> 00:09:49,254
♪ You see the baddest women
in the room? ♪
267
00:09:49,331 --> 00:09:51,331
♪ I got it ♪
268
00:09:51,408 --> 00:09:51,906
That money stackin'
to the ceiling, fool? ♪
269
00:09:51,984 --> 00:09:54,200
♪ I got it ♪
270
00:09:54,278 --> 00:09:55,410
♪ And people watchin' you,
watch how I move ♪
271
00:09:55,487 --> 00:09:56,578
♪ I got it ♪
Fire, right?
272
00:09:56,655 --> 00:09:57,579
♪ I got it, you got it? ♪
273
00:09:57,656 --> 00:09:59,489
♪ I got it ♪
274
00:09:59,491 --> 00:10:01,082
Look, I know you're still
mad at me,
275
00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,659
but the only reason
I called out ol' girl
276
00:10:02,661 --> 00:10:04,328
for stealing your design
277
00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:05,753
is that I respect you
as a designer.
278
00:10:05,831 --> 00:10:07,664
As an artist.
279
00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:10,500
But mostly
as my friend.
280
00:10:10,502 --> 00:10:12,778
I just couldn't stand
the thought
281
00:10:12,855 --> 00:10:13,353
of somebody
taking advantage of you.
282
00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:15,113
Mm.
283
00:10:15,190 --> 00:10:17,507
Okay, well, if you're not
gonna talk to me, fine.
284
00:10:17,509 --> 00:10:20,953
I just wanted to let you know
I'm sorry.
285
00:10:21,029 --> 00:10:22,788
What I did
wasn't fire...
286
00:10:22,865 --> 00:10:25,682
It was water.
287
00:10:25,684 --> 00:10:27,626
Possibly wind.
Definitely not earth.
288
00:10:27,703 --> 00:10:30,036
Oh, my God.
Shut up!
289
00:10:30,113 --> 00:10:31,688
What?
290
00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:33,799
Dude, shut up.
291
00:10:33,876 --> 00:10:36,635
You know you had me
at fire, kid.
292
00:10:36,712 --> 00:10:37,952
♪ Talkin' about my commission ♪
293
00:10:38,030 --> 00:10:40,472
Look,
don't get me wrong.
294
00:10:40,549 --> 00:10:43,791
What you did was reckless
and irresponsible,
295
00:10:43,869 --> 00:10:45,978
and did I mention
it was so dumb?
296
00:10:46,054 --> 00:10:47,537
But I know you,
and I know
297
00:10:47,539 --> 00:10:51,633
it was your impulsive,
knee-jerk way of protecting me.
298
00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:54,378
And I appreciate it,
but I didn't need it.
299
00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:56,897
And now I'm so screwed
because I can't even find
300
00:10:56,973 --> 00:11:01,885
an internship
wiping a dog's ass.
301
00:11:01,887 --> 00:11:04,979
Well, um, then I might have
a really nice, um,
302
00:11:05,057 --> 00:11:06,573
proposition for you.
303
00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:10,076
♪ I'm loose off the juice,
what it do ♪
304
00:11:10,153 --> 00:11:12,504
♪ Told 'em we gon' get it
poppin', it's the truth ♪
305
00:11:12,581 --> 00:11:14,822
♪ Yeah, we got it too turnt, got
'em jumping out the building ♪
306
00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:17,567
Looking out at this party
of fine specimens
307
00:11:17,569 --> 00:11:18,844
and thotty-hotties,
it's hard to believe
308
00:11:18,921 --> 00:11:20,345
that Jazz
hasn't had sex in a year.
309
00:11:20,422 --> 00:11:22,347
I mean, you know, admittedly,
I'm no sexual jackrabbit,
310
00:11:22,424 --> 00:11:26,000
but a year with this kind of
talent pool seems crazy.
311
00:11:26,078 --> 00:11:27,019
I mean,
I haven't had sex
312
00:11:27,095 --> 00:11:29,021
since I screwed
everything up with Phil.
313
00:11:29,097 --> 00:11:30,914
Yeah.
And I haven't had it
314
00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:31,523
since I made
that vow of celibacy with Javi.
315
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,191
Hold up.
316
00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:34,751
So you mean to say
that I am currently
317
00:11:34,753 --> 00:11:36,978
the most sexually active
single person in our household?
318
00:11:39,425 --> 00:11:41,015
Um...
We're -- We're fine.
319
00:11:41,093 --> 00:11:42,350
Yeah.
I'm fine.
320
00:11:42,428 --> 00:11:43,443
I'm fine.
Are you fine?
321
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,612
I'm totally fine.
Yeah.
We're fine.
322
00:11:45,689 --> 00:11:46,596
We're good.
You're so not fine...
323
00:11:46,598 --> 00:11:47,597
which means one thing --
tonight,
324
00:11:47,599 --> 00:11:49,766
I'm going to
get you guys laid...
325
00:11:49,768 --> 00:11:51,117
to completion.
326
00:11:51,194 --> 00:11:51,651
Okay,
let's go for a lap.
327
00:11:51,729 --> 00:11:54,529
Oh, there we go.
328
00:11:54,606 --> 00:11:58,199
Brown wavy hair, 11:00,
nice teeth, amazing tan,
329
00:11:58,277 --> 00:11:59,867
and the gait
of a division-three athlete.
330
00:11:59,945 --> 00:12:02,721
I'm secure enough
in my heterosexuality to say,
331
00:12:02,798 --> 00:12:03,889
I'd hit that.
Alright.
332
00:12:03,966 --> 00:12:06,224
Vivek,
what makes you even think
333
00:12:06,301 --> 00:12:07,951
that we need you
to get us laid?
Yeah.
334
00:12:07,953 --> 00:12:11,304
Because neither of you have
a built-in "lay-dar."
335
00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:13,715
A "lay-dar"?
What the hell is that?
336
00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:16,293
See, after years and years
of unsuccessfully
337
00:12:16,295 --> 00:12:18,628
trying to get laid,
I've developed a radar.
338
00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:21,965
I can tell exactly
who is down to get laid
339
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,483
and who is going to be
a complete
340
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,744
and total
waste of your time.
341
00:12:25,821 --> 00:12:28,321
And honestly,
what do you have to lose?
342
00:12:28,398 --> 00:12:30,307
Like,
besides our dignity?
343
00:12:30,309 --> 00:12:31,641
[ Chuckles ]
You haven't had sex in a year.
344
00:12:31,643 --> 00:12:32,584
I'd say
you've already lost that.
345
00:12:32,661 --> 00:12:34,995
Now, let's go check
this guy out.
346
00:12:35,071 --> 00:12:36,313
♪ Don't you give it up
to anyone? ♪
347
00:12:36,315 --> 00:12:39,666
♪ Oh ♪
348
00:12:39,743 --> 00:12:42,319
♪ I just need your love ♪
349
00:12:42,321 --> 00:12:44,262
♪ I just need your... ♪
350
00:12:44,339 --> 00:12:49,993
♪
351
00:12:49,995 --> 00:12:51,436
Wait.
I'm so sorry.
352
00:12:51,513 --> 00:12:53,163
Aaron!
353
00:12:53,165 --> 00:12:54,922
Oh, my God,
you're here!
354
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,274
I didn't realize
you were coming.
355
00:12:56,351 --> 00:12:58,685
No, I, uh,
ended my class early
356
00:12:58,762 --> 00:13:00,020
so that I could surprise you
and get some chill time in,
357
00:13:00,096 --> 00:13:01,338
but it looks like
358
00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:03,340
you've already
been getting some chill time in.
359
00:13:03,342 --> 00:13:05,358
That's not typically the way
I handle my beefs, Zoey.
360
00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:07,511
So, what exactly
are you doing?
361
00:13:07,513 --> 00:13:09,513
Yeah. No.
362
00:13:09,515 --> 00:13:12,440
I-I know, but surprisingly,
Luca and I are good.
363
00:13:12,518 --> 00:13:13,608
I mean,
he apologized,
364
00:13:13,685 --> 00:13:17,187
and he extended
the ultimate olive branch.
365
00:13:17,189 --> 00:13:18,964
He came to me
with this great idea
366
00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:19,965
about how I can get
the college credits I need.
367
00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:21,783
Okay,
how's that?
368
00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:25,637
By interning
with his company.
369
00:13:25,714 --> 00:13:27,288
You're gonna be
Luca's intern?
370
00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:29,533
Technically, on paper,
I'll be an intern,
371
00:13:29,535 --> 00:13:34,054
but creatively, I mean,
he's given me carte blanche
372
00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:36,373
to build his company
from the ground up.
373
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,208
And Anti-Muse
is in terrible shape.
374
00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:38,984
And I'll have to get
the right domain name.
375
00:13:39,061 --> 00:13:40,318
Hi.
Thank you so much.
376
00:13:40,395 --> 00:13:43,655
And for some reason, he has it
set up as a nonprofit.
377
00:13:43,732 --> 00:13:47,809
But hey, it is so much better
than not graduating, right?
378
00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:48,885
Hmm?
No, thanks.
379
00:13:48,887 --> 00:13:50,403
I'm good.
380
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:51,888
Aaron, I don't know
what to tell you.
381
00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:54,166
I get it.
382
00:13:54,242 --> 00:13:56,726
Luca is not your favorite
person in the world,
383
00:13:56,728 --> 00:13:58,061
but it's kind of
all I've got.
384
00:13:58,063 --> 00:14:01,823
I mean, if you're really
that uncomfortable with it,
385
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:04,584
I can always go back to him
and tell him no.
386
00:14:04,661 --> 00:14:07,404
Oh, so you --
you already said yes, then?
387
00:14:07,406 --> 00:14:09,239
Yeah.
388
00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:10,590
Awesome.
You know what?
389
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,426
This is -- This is great,
you know? Seriously. Enjoy.
390
00:14:13,503 --> 00:14:16,671
Sounds like a great opportunity.
I'm gonna go grab a drink.
391
00:14:16,748 --> 00:14:17,914
Dude, we can still
talk about it.
392
00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:21,175
No no, I'm good.
Enjoy yourself.
393
00:14:21,253 --> 00:14:22,527
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
394
00:14:22,604 --> 00:14:25,589
So...you know, when we hung out
the other night...
395
00:14:25,591 --> 00:14:27,273
That was, uh --
Fire, right?
396
00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:29,426
Yeah.
And it was also, um...
397
00:14:29,428 --> 00:14:31,111
a little bit confusing.
398
00:14:31,187 --> 00:14:33,613
At least for me.
Yeah, no.
399
00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:35,523
It was definitely confusing
for me, too.
400
00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:38,693
I mean, the whole time,
I was thinking to myself,
401
00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:40,212
why haven't we
done this sooner?
402
00:14:40,288 --> 00:14:42,380
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
403
00:14:42,457 --> 00:14:43,698
You know, I've gotta go
to the bathroom.
404
00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:45,609
But I'll be back.
Okay.
405
00:14:45,611 --> 00:14:46,793
I'll be back.
I'll see you.
406
00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:49,462
See you, too.
407
00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:53,633
♪
408
00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:55,727
Thank you.
409
00:14:55,804 --> 00:15:05,645
♪
410
00:15:05,722 --> 00:15:10,742
♪
411
00:15:10,819 --> 00:15:12,393
Doesn't this seem
ridiculous to you?
412
00:15:12,471 --> 00:15:14,654
Sneaking around,
hiding behind curtains
413
00:15:14,731 --> 00:15:18,083
and corners
just to mess around?
Oh, yeah,
you're right.
414
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,085
Yo, there's a walk-in freezer
right there. We should --
No!
415
00:15:20,162 --> 00:15:22,028
No.
I-I mean --
416
00:15:22,105 --> 00:15:24,071
Look, I-I don't want
to sneak around anymore.
417
00:15:24,149 --> 00:15:25,924
Look,
Luca's not my dad.
418
00:15:26,001 --> 00:15:28,409
And honestly, I'm not even
sure he's my full brother.
419
00:15:28,487 --> 00:15:29,761
My mom did, like,
a lot of stepping out
420
00:15:29,838 --> 00:15:31,096
when my dad
was gaining weight, so --
421
00:15:31,173 --> 00:15:34,174
Okay, Ki-Ki, baby,
we've been over this already.
422
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,342
I know you're grown
and do your own thing
423
00:15:36,419 --> 00:15:39,846
and Luca's not your dad,
but he's my boy, okay?
424
00:15:39,923 --> 00:15:41,014
And I just don't want
to mess up things
425
00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:44,167
between
the whole trifecta.
Trifecta.
426
00:15:44,169 --> 00:15:45,168
Right.
Yeah.
427
00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:49,005
I -- I get it.
428
00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:50,932
♪ 'Cause they heard
the kid makin' moves ♪
429
00:15:51,009 --> 00:15:53,285
"I get it." You don't.
♪ 'Cause they heard
I ain't gonna lose ♪
430
00:15:53,361 --> 00:15:54,844
♪ All this money
is what I choose ♪
431
00:15:54,846 --> 00:15:56,012
♪ Get it all, never issue ♪
432
00:15:56,014 --> 00:15:57,438
See.
433
00:15:57,516 --> 00:15:59,607
Just needed
a little bit of time
434
00:15:59,685 --> 00:16:01,034
to warm up those
matchmaking skills,
435
00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:03,128
and now I'm gonna
do the same for you.
436
00:16:03,205 --> 00:16:05,404
Uh...Ooh!
437
00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:07,207
Butch redhead,
4:00 --
Vivek, stop.
438
00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:08,875
Every person you've
tried to hook me up
with tonight is absurd.
439
00:16:08,952 --> 00:16:12,362
You literally brought me
a homeless man off the street.
440
00:16:12,364 --> 00:16:13,863
He was hot.
Come on.
441
00:16:13,865 --> 00:16:15,623
Just have sex
with him.
Okay, fine.
442
00:16:15,701 --> 00:16:16,716
Seriously?
No, dumbass!
443
00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:19,126
Not seriously.
This is crazy.
444
00:16:19,204 --> 00:16:21,054
This whole matchmaking situation
is crazy.
445
00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:22,038
I'm going home
to tuck my kid in.
446
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,890
Just hold on one second,
okay?
447
00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:24,799
Hey, have either of you guys
seen Kiela?
448
00:16:24,876 --> 00:16:26,059
Uh, nope.
449
00:16:26,135 --> 00:16:28,545
But I have seen you alone
all night long.
450
00:16:28,547 --> 00:16:30,213
And just
so you know,
451
00:16:30,215 --> 00:16:32,324
your boy's batting
500 right now
452
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,994
in matchmaking,
so if you need any help...
453
00:16:36,071 --> 00:16:37,478
Sorry, man. You wanna have sex
with me tonight?
454
00:16:37,556 --> 00:16:39,814
Yeah.
Of course.
455
00:16:39,891 --> 00:16:42,075
I think I'm good.
456
00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:43,668
♪ Break the bank, get it down ♪
457
00:16:43,745 --> 00:16:46,171
Nice.
458
00:16:46,248 --> 00:16:48,581
Here you go.
Thank you.
459
00:16:48,658 --> 00:16:50,734
♪
460
00:16:50,736 --> 00:16:52,752
'Sup, playboy?
Nice sweater.
461
00:16:52,829 --> 00:17:01,928
♪
462
00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:03,688
Oh, my God!
463
00:17:03,765 --> 00:17:04,973
Whoa!
464
00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:09,527
That feel good,
chief?
465
00:17:09,604 --> 00:17:11,588
Yeah. Yeah.
It did.
466
00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:19,353
♪
467
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:26,619
Dude! Aaron, stop!
What the hell was that?!
468
00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:27,771
Just go back and enjoy your
little luau, Zoey, seriously.
469
00:17:27,773 --> 00:17:29,122
Are you s--
470
00:17:29,198 --> 00:17:31,883
♪
471
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,201
Uh, Nomi.
472
00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:37,371
Where is she?
473
00:17:37,449 --> 00:17:39,299
Sorry.
Nomi, can we please leave?
474
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,875
I'm trying to catch up
with Aaron
475
00:17:40,952 --> 00:17:42,376
to see
what that was about.
Sure.
476
00:17:42,454 --> 00:17:44,229
Dude,
what the --
477
00:17:44,306 --> 00:17:46,623
Nomi?
478
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,625
Hi.
479
00:17:48,627 --> 00:17:51,218
♪
480
00:17:51,296 --> 00:17:53,646
Hey,
who was that weirdo?
481
00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:55,799
That weirdo
is Luna's father.
482
00:17:55,801 --> 00:17:57,133
He's what?!
483
00:17:57,135 --> 00:17:59,244
Dude, I swear,
484
00:17:59,321 --> 00:18:00,561
everything you've ever told me
about this girl
485
00:18:00,639 --> 00:18:03,932
always results
in some sort of drama.
486
00:18:04,008 --> 00:18:06,142
Yeah, but this time,
it wasn't Zoey's fault.
487
00:18:06,144 --> 00:18:08,069
I offered her
an internship,
488
00:18:08,146 --> 00:18:09,921
and her crazy-ass boyfriend
spazzed on me.
489
00:18:09,998 --> 00:18:11,497
Okay, well,
maybe he wouldn't spaz on you
490
00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:12,832
if you would just
stay away.
491
00:18:12,909 --> 00:18:15,819
I don't know. It just feels like
everything you do
492
00:18:15,821 --> 00:18:18,338
is an attempt to keep
this girl in your orbit.
493
00:18:18,414 --> 00:18:20,657
Whatever.
Okay.
494
00:18:20,659 --> 00:18:22,325
Where the hell have you been
all night?
495
00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:23,827
I've been looking for you
everywhere.
496
00:18:23,829 --> 00:18:25,845
Oh, yeah,
I was just...
497
00:18:25,922 --> 00:18:28,681
Y'know, hanging out
at your awesome party,
498
00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:30,591
not getting punched
in the face.
499
00:18:30,669 --> 00:18:32,518
Come here.
Hold still.
500
00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:36,430
♪ Can't believe
the way you treated me ♪
501
00:18:36,508 --> 00:18:37,765
Yo,
there you are.
502
00:18:37,843 --> 00:18:38,783
Yeah. Sorry.
503
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:41,377
The line at the bathroom
was really long.
504
00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:42,937
And I tried to get a
drink, and the line was
really long and it --
505
00:18:43,014 --> 00:18:44,530
It's --
It's all good.
506
00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:45,940
I was just hoping
507
00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:47,033
we could finish our conversation
from earlier.
508
00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:50,353
You were trying
to tell me something?
509
00:18:50,355 --> 00:18:52,797
Actually, I was trying
to tell you this...
510
00:18:52,874 --> 00:18:55,208
♪ Tell me how I trust again ♪
511
00:18:55,284 --> 00:18:59,137
♪ See the shadows rushin' in ♪
512
00:18:59,214 --> 00:19:01,047
♪ You took all the lust within ♪
513
00:19:01,124 --> 00:19:05,218
Aaron? Babe?
514
00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:06,427
Dude, are you here?
515
00:19:17,807 --> 00:19:19,807
♪
516
00:19:19,885 --> 00:19:22,051
While they say
the best romances
517
00:19:22,053 --> 00:19:25,071
are the ones where you act moe
and think less,
518
00:19:25,148 --> 00:19:26,406
what they don't tell you
519
00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:30,076
is that those split-second
impulsive moments
520
00:19:30,153 --> 00:19:34,839
can also ruin everything,
and maybe if you'd just pause,
521
00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:36,232
instead of allowing yourself
522
00:19:36,234 --> 00:19:37,658
to get carried away
in the moment...
523
00:19:37,736 --> 00:19:40,253
♪
524
00:19:40,329 --> 00:19:43,256
...you'd save yourself
and your relationship
525
00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:44,407
a lot of heartache
and frustration...
526
00:19:44,409 --> 00:19:50,096
♪
527
00:19:50,173 --> 00:19:54,884
Well, that is, if there was a
relationship to still be save.
528
00:20:02,610 --> 00:20:04,536
Whoa,
that was quick.
529
00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:06,371
I figured
you'd still be smashing.
530
00:20:06,448 --> 00:20:08,206
Did you even
leave satisfied?
531
00:20:08,283 --> 00:20:08,932
I didn't have sex
with him, Vivek.
532
00:20:08,934 --> 00:20:11,768
What?
Why not?
533
00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:12,952
It seemed like you two
were hitting it off great.
534
00:20:13,029 --> 00:20:14,620
Which is why I didn't want
to mess things up
535
00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:16,105
by having sex
with him the first night.
536
00:20:16,107 --> 00:20:18,958
Come on.
I worked hard for that penis.
[ Chuckles ]
537
00:20:19,035 --> 00:20:22,628
Look, the whole point was to
just, you know, get in there,
538
00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:24,371
rip the celibacy
band-aid off,
539
00:20:24,449 --> 00:20:26,632
and just have some uncommitted,
unemotional,
540
00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:29,376
sloppy, spontaneous sex
with someone that I'd never,
541
00:20:29,454 --> 00:20:30,636
ever consider being
in a relationship with...
542
00:20:30,713 --> 00:20:34,715
Yeah.
543
00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:37,551
We will never speak
of this moment again.
544
00:20:37,629 --> 00:20:38,903
Ever.
You understand?
545
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:40,964
Mm-hmm.
546
00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:42,815
Oh!
547
00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:45,802
♪
548
00:20:45,804 --> 00:20:48,972
Oh, God!
549
00:20:48,974 --> 00:20:50,956
[ Door slams ]