1 00:00:01,394 --> 00:00:05,896 ♪ I got a feeling that you brought me to you ♪ 2 00:00:05,898 --> 00:00:08,156 Zoey: They say the best romances 3 00:00:08,234 --> 00:00:11,326 are the ones where you don't overthink. 4 00:00:11,404 --> 00:00:13,904 ♪ Yeah, you did, babe ♪ You just act. 5 00:00:13,906 --> 00:00:15,239 Zoey, wait. ♪ Look what your mind's imagination can do ♪ 6 00:00:15,241 --> 00:00:20,427 And of course, by "act," I mean, smash... 7 00:00:20,504 --> 00:00:22,521 A couple's ability to spontaneously 8 00:00:22,598 --> 00:00:26,008 get lost in their emotions is exactly what leads 9 00:00:26,085 --> 00:00:28,602 to those hot, passionate, "never forget" moments. 10 00:00:28,679 --> 00:00:30,178 ♪ So let me take away your pain ♪ 11 00:00:30,256 --> 00:00:34,033 But often, that spontaneous couple's inability 12 00:00:34,110 --> 00:00:36,184 to manage their impulses can lead to messy, 13 00:00:36,262 --> 00:00:40,873 tense blowups, those "I wish I could forget" moments. 14 00:00:40,950 --> 00:00:43,209 You can't fix it. You're not letting me. 15 00:00:43,286 --> 00:00:44,526 Because you're too late, Zoey! 16 00:00:44,604 --> 00:00:46,287 Maybe I was a little tired 17 00:00:46,363 --> 00:00:47,271 because I had to cater to your every need. 18 00:00:47,273 --> 00:00:48,622 Oh, got you. So it's my fault? 19 00:00:48,699 --> 00:00:51,942 Luca's not your man, and he overstepped some boundaries. 20 00:00:51,944 --> 00:00:53,201 This has nothing to do with him being my man 21 00:00:53,279 --> 00:00:56,204 and everything to do with your bruised ego. 22 00:00:56,282 --> 00:00:59,950 ♪ Aye, baby, this right here your moment ♪ 23 00:00:59,952 --> 00:01:01,285 ♪ Life is but a dream ♪ 24 00:01:01,287 --> 00:01:02,970 ♪ Here we are inside of it ♪ 25 00:01:03,047 --> 00:01:04,972 And over the years, I had learned 26 00:01:05,049 --> 00:01:07,308 that those big, loud, passionate moments 27 00:01:07,384 --> 00:01:08,959 could be combustible; 28 00:01:08,961 --> 00:01:13,147 and the bigger the explosion, the messier the fallout. 29 00:01:13,223 --> 00:01:15,724 So in an effort to mitigate the fallout 30 00:01:15,802 --> 00:01:19,153 after my last spontaneous blowup with Aaron, 31 00:01:19,229 --> 00:01:21,897 I knew I had to do some damage control. 32 00:01:21,974 --> 00:01:23,808 ♪ Baby, this right here your moment ♪ 33 00:01:23,810 --> 00:01:27,328 ♪ 34 00:01:27,404 --> 00:01:28,537 So, it turns out, I really couldn't sleep without you. 35 00:01:30,149 --> 00:01:33,092 ♪ Aye ♪ 36 00:01:33,169 --> 00:01:36,320 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 37 00:01:36,322 --> 00:01:39,081 ♪ Ooh ♪ 38 00:01:39,158 --> 00:01:42,343 ♪ 39 00:01:42,419 --> 00:01:44,603 And of course, by "damage control," 40 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,181 I mean, make-up smash. 41 00:01:47,257 --> 00:01:50,517 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 42 00:01:50,594 --> 00:01:54,355 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 43 00:01:54,431 --> 00:01:56,282 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 44 00:01:56,359 --> 00:01:58,692 ♪ Learn something new every day ♪ 45 00:01:58,769 --> 00:02:01,345 ♪ I don't know, so I'mma feel my way ♪ 46 00:02:01,347 --> 00:02:04,106 ♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪ 47 00:02:04,183 --> 00:02:06,942 ♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪ 48 00:02:07,019 --> 00:02:10,871 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 49 00:02:10,948 --> 00:02:12,280 ♪ I'm grown ♪ ♪ You can tell me ♪ 50 00:02:12,358 --> 00:02:17,544 ♪ My heart beating so loud ♪ 51 00:02:17,621 --> 00:02:20,806 ♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 52 00:02:20,883 --> 00:02:25,127 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 53 00:02:25,204 --> 00:02:28,814 Mm. Good morning, sleepy head. 54 00:02:28,891 --> 00:02:30,983 Morning. 55 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:34,320 Oh, my gosh. Why are you even awake? 56 00:02:34,397 --> 00:02:35,303 Aren't you exhausted, too? 57 00:02:35,381 --> 00:02:37,806 Mm-hmm. 58 00:02:37,884 --> 00:02:40,718 Are you not exhausted, honey? 59 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,404 Boys. 60 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,998 Oh, yeah. I am -- Ooh, I'm exhausted. 61 00:02:46,075 --> 00:02:47,833 I am satisfied. Okay. Okay, yeah. 62 00:02:47,910 --> 00:02:49,317 But I just need to look at the internship page 63 00:02:49,395 --> 00:02:51,820 because they post new ones first thing every morning. 64 00:02:51,898 --> 00:02:53,731 Obviously, no fashion ones. 65 00:02:53,733 --> 00:02:56,008 Plus, anything that's just halfway decent is gone by 10:00 a.m. 66 00:02:56,085 --> 00:02:57,510 I mean, at this point, 67 00:02:57,586 --> 00:03:00,237 I think I'm gonna have to roll with the -- what is it? -- 68 00:03:00,239 --> 00:03:03,498 the We Wash Doggy Mobile Grooming internship. 69 00:03:03,576 --> 00:03:05,518 Ah. Nope. 70 00:03:05,594 --> 00:03:07,853 Spoke too soon. That's gone, too. 71 00:03:07,930 --> 00:03:09,596 I think it's so wild that Cal U is sweating you 72 00:03:09,673 --> 00:03:11,432 over these stupid internship credits. 73 00:03:11,508 --> 00:03:12,024 I mean, haven't you done like five of them already? 74 00:03:12,101 --> 00:03:14,693 Uh, two. 75 00:03:14,770 --> 00:03:16,587 And technically, I never finished them, 76 00:03:16,589 --> 00:03:18,847 and without the credit, I can't graduate. 77 00:03:18,925 --> 00:03:24,278 Which is crazy, because I've met my class requirements, 78 00:03:24,354 --> 00:03:26,263 I have more than enough units to graduate, 79 00:03:26,265 --> 00:03:27,689 and my grades are fi-- 80 00:03:27,767 --> 00:03:28,857 well, okay, my grades are decent, 81 00:03:28,935 --> 00:03:32,878 but I was so excited for the big luau tonight 82 00:03:32,955 --> 00:03:36,031 and celebrating finally seeing the finish line. 83 00:03:36,108 --> 00:03:37,032 Instead, I'm just gonna be stressing 84 00:03:37,109 --> 00:03:38,867 about this internship stuff. 85 00:03:38,945 --> 00:03:39,777 What luau are you talking about? 86 00:03:39,779 --> 00:03:42,388 Uh, Doug and Luca's luau. 87 00:03:42,465 --> 00:03:44,557 They're calling in the "Lil' Litty Luau." 88 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:46,392 Remember? No. I don't. 89 00:03:46,469 --> 00:03:48,227 And I would because I hate alliteration. 90 00:03:48,304 --> 00:03:50,804 Uh, yeah, no, I'm not -- I'm not gonna go to that. 91 00:03:50,881 --> 00:03:52,380 And I don't know why you're going. 92 00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:54,959 Isn't Luca the reason why you're up at the buttcrack of dawn 93 00:03:54,961 --> 00:03:57,219 applying for a poodle-washing gig? 94 00:03:57,296 --> 00:03:58,386 I don't know why you'd still want to go. 95 00:03:58,464 --> 00:03:59,238 You should be mad at him. 96 00:03:59,315 --> 00:04:00,647 Oh. I am. 97 00:04:00,724 --> 00:04:03,834 But it's my Senior year, and I'm not gonna let Luca 98 00:04:03,836 --> 00:04:07,062 stop me from going to my last handful of parties. 99 00:04:07,139 --> 00:04:10,991 Plus, fun fact, I -- I love fire. 100 00:04:11,068 --> 00:04:12,918 And a luau has pigs roasting over fire. 101 00:04:12,995 --> 00:04:13,902 They have fire walkers. They have fire eaters. 102 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:16,480 They have so much fire. 103 00:04:16,482 --> 00:04:17,923 Yeah. You like fire. I get it. 104 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,926 Come on. Be the moth to my flame tonight. 105 00:04:21,003 --> 00:04:22,152 Listen, even if I wanted to go to this thing, 106 00:04:22,154 --> 00:04:24,597 which I absolutely do not want to go... 107 00:04:24,673 --> 00:04:26,173 Hmm? ...I have to teach my midnight class. 108 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:27,992 Really? Yeah. I'm sorry. 109 00:04:27,994 --> 00:04:29,768 We could link up afterwards. 110 00:04:29,845 --> 00:04:31,829 And I could give you some litty lit lovin'. 111 00:04:31,831 --> 00:04:33,497 You saw what I did there? You know what? 112 00:04:33,499 --> 00:04:35,682 You're right. I do hate alliteration now. 113 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:38,277 You loved them. You literally loved them -- No. 114 00:04:38,354 --> 00:04:41,021 Stop talking. 115 00:04:41,098 --> 00:04:42,597 Doug said he updated our budget. 116 00:04:42,675 --> 00:04:44,599 I just need to know if we have enough money 117 00:04:44,677 --> 00:04:46,193 to properly execute my vision for this luau. 118 00:04:46,270 --> 00:04:47,528 Okay. Well, let's check it out. 119 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:52,607 Dude, you've already got like 120 00:04:52,685 --> 00:04:54,793 500 confirmed pre-sales for tonight. 121 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:57,521 Looks like you guys are sitting pretty great. 122 00:04:57,523 --> 00:04:59,023 Yeah, our Lil' Litty Luau is gonna be lit... 123 00:04:59,025 --> 00:05:01,191 literally. 124 00:05:01,193 --> 00:05:02,359 I just wish Kervell would hit me back. 125 00:05:02,361 --> 00:05:03,969 Kervell? 126 00:05:04,046 --> 00:05:05,529 Yeah. My fire guy. 127 00:05:05,531 --> 00:05:09,199 You do realize you don't need a "fire guy" to make fire. 128 00:05:09,201 --> 00:05:11,218 Peasant. 129 00:05:11,295 --> 00:05:12,719 I just hope Doug got enough security for tonight 130 00:05:12,796 --> 00:05:15,372 'cause that shit is going to be cuh-raaazy fire. 131 00:05:15,374 --> 00:05:18,150 Like Hanukkah. 132 00:05:18,227 --> 00:05:19,467 Oh, can you actually hit up Doug to double-check? 133 00:05:19,545 --> 00:05:21,061 I got to try Big Kerv again. 134 00:05:21,138 --> 00:05:22,563 Mm. I don't know. 135 00:05:22,639 --> 00:05:25,732 I mean, are you sure you're gonna be comfortable with me 136 00:05:25,809 --> 00:05:27,384 calling Doug, you know, considering you had 137 00:05:27,386 --> 00:05:29,328 such a big problem with us texting? No. 138 00:05:29,405 --> 00:05:31,664 Pretty sure I have a problem with you entangling with my boy. 139 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:33,332 And I'm pretty sure I have a problem 140 00:05:33,409 --> 00:05:38,003 with you telling me who I can and can't entangle with. 141 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:39,913 Listen, I don't want to infringe 142 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:41,565 on your advanced educational experience, 143 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:42,733 but you're my sister. 144 00:05:42,735 --> 00:05:44,068 Doug's my guy. 145 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:46,845 The three of us equals a trifecta of greatness. 146 00:05:46,922 --> 00:05:50,516 The two of you hooking up could put our greatness at risk. 147 00:05:50,593 --> 00:05:52,242 And to be honest, 148 00:05:52,244 --> 00:05:55,579 the most important third of this trifecta is you. 149 00:05:55,581 --> 00:05:56,263 [ Chuckles ] Oh, my God. 150 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:58,857 You're so full of it. 151 00:05:58,934 --> 00:06:00,359 [ Cellphone rings ] Kervy Kerve! 152 00:06:00,436 --> 00:06:01,935 What up? 153 00:06:02,012 --> 00:06:04,146 What -- What do you mean you're out of the fire game? 154 00:06:05,758 --> 00:06:07,515 Both hands? 155 00:06:07,593 --> 00:06:09,201 Oh, my God. 156 00:06:09,278 --> 00:06:11,686 To us! 157 00:06:11,764 --> 00:06:13,764 I cannot think of a more satisfying way 158 00:06:13,766 --> 00:06:15,190 to put months of studying behind us 159 00:06:15,267 --> 00:06:18,602 than throwing on a lei and throwing back some tequila! 160 00:06:18,604 --> 00:06:20,938 Seriously. Those LSATs can suck it. 161 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:23,123 Those were the worst four hours of my life today. 162 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:26,126 Mnh! You pushed a whole human out of your vagina, 163 00:06:26,203 --> 00:06:27,869 so I highly doubt that. Thank you. 164 00:06:27,947 --> 00:06:29,113 But I was on so many drugs, I didn't even know 165 00:06:29,115 --> 00:06:31,039 Luna came out until they handed her to me. 166 00:06:31,117 --> 00:06:32,540 So, yes, today was way worse. 167 00:06:32,618 --> 00:06:33,133 Well, in that case, mazel, bitch! 168 00:06:33,210 --> 00:06:35,210 Yeah! Whoo! 169 00:06:35,287 --> 00:06:36,061 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 170 00:06:36,138 --> 00:06:37,287 Let me get in on this pregame. 171 00:06:37,289 --> 00:06:39,881 Wait, wait, wait. What are you wearing? 172 00:06:39,959 --> 00:06:41,383 Yeah, this is a Hawaiian-themed party. 173 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:43,218 Trust me. I know. 174 00:06:43,295 --> 00:06:45,387 It's just that I couldn't put together a themed costume 175 00:06:45,464 --> 00:06:48,298 because I spent all day trying to find a dumb-ass internship. 176 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:49,408 All good. Consider yourself lei'd, baby girl. 177 00:06:49,485 --> 00:06:50,651 Yeah. Thank you. 178 00:06:50,727 --> 00:06:51,635 Cheers. Cheers! 179 00:06:51,637 --> 00:06:52,819 Whoo! Cheers! 180 00:06:52,896 --> 00:06:54,396 Whoo! Mmm! 181 00:06:54,473 --> 00:06:55,973 Mmm! Mm-hmm! 182 00:06:55,975 --> 00:06:56,657 Another, another. Let's go. 183 00:06:56,733 --> 00:06:57,732 Alright. What's up? 184 00:06:57,810 --> 00:07:00,160 Whoo! Nothing. Des just texted me. 185 00:07:00,237 --> 00:07:03,589 Oh. Okay. 186 00:07:03,666 --> 00:07:04,831 You, uh, making a plan to meet your new boo 187 00:07:04,908 --> 00:07:05,983 under the starts tonight? 188 00:07:05,985 --> 00:07:08,485 Yeah. Nomi, he's not my boo. 189 00:07:08,487 --> 00:07:10,003 Please, it's so obvious there's something 190 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,672 brewing between you two. Okay. 191 00:07:11,748 --> 00:07:13,507 Nothing's brewing. We're just friends. 192 00:07:13,583 --> 00:07:15,325 And maybe at some point something was a-brew... 193 00:07:15,327 --> 00:07:16,769 And? And nothing. 194 00:07:16,845 --> 00:07:19,846 You know, we had a few drinks. Had a few mozzarella sticks. 195 00:07:19,923 --> 00:07:21,014 Des showed up in a dress. 196 00:07:21,091 --> 00:07:22,274 And, uh, brewing ended. 197 00:07:22,351 --> 00:07:26,019 I'm sorry, what? 198 00:07:26,096 --> 00:07:28,188 [ Sighs ] Look, I knew Des was queer, 199 00:07:28,265 --> 00:07:29,615 and I didn't think I'd have a problem with it, 200 00:07:29,692 --> 00:07:30,449 but when he showed up wearing a dress, 201 00:07:30,526 --> 00:07:32,117 it was game over for me -- 202 00:07:32,194 --> 00:07:35,954 Now, look, before any of you come for me -- Nomi -- 203 00:07:36,031 --> 00:07:37,456 I just want to say that I know it's more of my issue 204 00:07:37,533 --> 00:07:40,033 and not Des's issue, alright? 205 00:07:40,110 --> 00:07:41,443 But I can't imagine myself having sex with someone 206 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:44,855 who also shops at the club dress section at FashionNova. 207 00:07:44,857 --> 00:07:46,356 Okay, well, in Des's defense, 208 00:07:46,358 --> 00:07:49,284 it seems like you can't see yourself having sex with anyone, 209 00:07:49,361 --> 00:07:50,527 considering the last person you were with 210 00:07:50,529 --> 00:07:53,547 was Doug a year ago. 211 00:07:53,623 --> 00:07:55,048 Look, Jazz, zero judgment, okay? 212 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:57,884 I'm just -- I'm wondering if this is less of a Des issue 213 00:07:57,961 --> 00:07:59,144 and more of a Doug issue? 214 00:07:59,221 --> 00:08:01,038 [ Sighs ] 215 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:04,725 The only issue is figuring out a way to break it to Des 216 00:08:04,801 --> 00:08:07,319 that I'm not interested without ruining the friendship. 217 00:08:07,396 --> 00:08:10,397 Which is exactly why you need to be honest and direct. 218 00:08:10,474 --> 00:08:14,218 Just go down there and rip that queer band-aid right off. 219 00:08:14,220 --> 00:08:15,494 Okay. Okay. You're right. 220 00:08:15,571 --> 00:08:16,978 You're right. I'm gonna do it. 221 00:08:17,056 --> 00:08:18,055 I'm gonna rip it off. I'm gonna go do it. 222 00:08:18,057 --> 00:08:19,389 Yeah! Yeah, okay. Rip, rip, baby! 223 00:08:19,391 --> 00:08:22,059 I-I think my ripping game'll be a little bit better 224 00:08:22,061 --> 00:08:23,502 with another shot in me. Hey! 225 00:08:23,579 --> 00:08:25,062 So let's quit talking and get to pouring. 226 00:08:25,064 --> 00:08:26,505 I'm gonna do it. 227 00:08:26,582 --> 00:08:27,581 [ Knock on door ] 228 00:08:27,657 --> 00:08:29,657 You got a minute? 229 00:08:29,735 --> 00:08:30,342 I got a favor I need to ask you about Zoey. 230 00:08:30,419 --> 00:08:31,918 Saldana? 231 00:08:31,995 --> 00:08:33,679 Johnson. Earvin Magic? 232 00:08:33,756 --> 00:08:35,239 Zoey Johnson. My girlfriend. 233 00:08:35,241 --> 00:08:37,850 Andre Johnson's daughter. You've met her a billion times. 234 00:08:37,926 --> 00:08:39,184 Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 235 00:08:39,261 --> 00:08:40,168 Well, say that next time, brother. 236 00:08:40,246 --> 00:08:41,745 Come on in. Okay. Thank you. 237 00:08:41,747 --> 00:08:45,599 Look, I need a favor because the university is insisting 238 00:08:45,675 --> 00:08:47,417 that Zoey get an internship to graduate. 239 00:08:47,419 --> 00:08:48,343 Which is ridiculous, because she spent 240 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:50,362 six months out in the workforce. 241 00:08:50,439 --> 00:08:52,030 She's done two internships already. 242 00:08:52,107 --> 00:08:54,182 Did she finish those? No, but still... 243 00:08:54,260 --> 00:08:56,518 I'm figuring, if she did half of two, 244 00:08:56,595 --> 00:08:58,704 could that equal a whole one? What do you think? 245 00:08:58,781 --> 00:09:01,265 Well, let's see. 246 00:09:01,267 --> 00:09:03,617 ♪ 247 00:09:03,693 --> 00:09:06,528 What are you doing? 248 00:09:06,605 --> 00:09:08,789 The math. Okay. 249 00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:10,198 Well, I just figured if anyone has the power, 250 00:09:10,276 --> 00:09:14,628 you know, to, um, sign off on these internship credits 251 00:09:14,704 --> 00:09:15,962 or waive the requirements entirely, that'd be you. 252 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:19,800 ♪ 253 00:09:19,876 --> 00:09:21,059 Because you're the Dean of Students, Charlie. 254 00:09:21,136 --> 00:09:23,878 I agree to disagree. Just trust me, alright? 255 00:09:23,956 --> 00:09:27,291 You have the power. So what do you say? 256 00:09:27,293 --> 00:09:28,292 You think you can hook it up or what? 257 00:09:28,294 --> 00:09:30,552 Hmm. 258 00:09:35,634 --> 00:09:37,576 ♪ You see the baddest women in the room? ♪ 259 00:09:37,653 --> 00:09:40,061 ♪ I got it ♪ 260 00:09:40,139 --> 00:09:40,637 ♪ That money stackin' to the ceiling, fool? ♪ 261 00:09:40,639 --> 00:09:41,972 ♪ I got it ♪ 262 00:09:41,974 --> 00:09:43,916 ♪ And people watchin' you, watch how I move ♪ 263 00:09:43,992 --> 00:09:44,658 ♪ I got it, you got it? ♪ 264 00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:46,418 ♪ I got it, you got it? 265 00:09:46,495 --> 00:09:48,736 ♪ I got it ♪ 266 00:09:48,814 --> 00:09:49,254 ♪ You see the baddest women in the room? ♪ 267 00:09:49,331 --> 00:09:51,331 ♪ I got it ♪ 268 00:09:51,408 --> 00:09:51,906 That money stackin' to the ceiling, fool? ♪ 269 00:09:51,984 --> 00:09:54,200 ♪ I got it ♪ 270 00:09:54,278 --> 00:09:55,410 ♪ And people watchin' you, watch how I move ♪ 271 00:09:55,487 --> 00:09:56,578 ♪ I got it ♪ Fire, right? 272 00:09:56,655 --> 00:09:57,579 ♪ I got it, you got it? ♪ 273 00:09:57,656 --> 00:09:59,489 ♪ I got it ♪ 274 00:09:59,491 --> 00:10:01,082 Look, I know you're still mad at me, 275 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,659 but the only reason I called out ol' girl 276 00:10:02,661 --> 00:10:04,328 for stealing your design 277 00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:05,753 is that I respect you as a designer. 278 00:10:05,831 --> 00:10:07,664 As an artist. 279 00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:10,500 But mostly as my friend. 280 00:10:10,502 --> 00:10:12,778 I just couldn't stand the thought 281 00:10:12,855 --> 00:10:13,353 of somebody taking advantage of you. 282 00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:15,113 Mm. 283 00:10:15,190 --> 00:10:17,507 Okay, well, if you're not gonna talk to me, fine. 284 00:10:17,509 --> 00:10:20,953 I just wanted to let you know I'm sorry. 285 00:10:21,029 --> 00:10:22,788 What I did wasn't fire... 286 00:10:22,865 --> 00:10:25,682 It was water. 287 00:10:25,684 --> 00:10:27,626 Possibly wind. Definitely not earth. 288 00:10:27,703 --> 00:10:30,036 Oh, my God. Shut up! 289 00:10:30,113 --> 00:10:31,688 What? 290 00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:33,799 Dude, shut up. 291 00:10:33,876 --> 00:10:36,635 You know you had me at fire, kid. 292 00:10:36,712 --> 00:10:37,952 ♪ Talkin' about my commission ♪ 293 00:10:38,030 --> 00:10:40,472 Look, don't get me wrong. 294 00:10:40,549 --> 00:10:43,791 What you did was reckless and irresponsible, 295 00:10:43,869 --> 00:10:45,978 and did I mention it was so dumb? 296 00:10:46,054 --> 00:10:47,537 But I know you, and I know 297 00:10:47,539 --> 00:10:51,633 it was your impulsive, knee-jerk way of protecting me. 298 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:54,378 And I appreciate it, but I didn't need it. 299 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:56,897 And now I'm so screwed because I can't even find 300 00:10:56,973 --> 00:11:01,885 an internship wiping a dog's ass. 301 00:11:01,887 --> 00:11:04,979 Well, um, then I might have a really nice, um, 302 00:11:05,057 --> 00:11:06,573 proposition for you. 303 00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:10,076 ♪ I'm loose off the juice, what it do ♪ 304 00:11:10,153 --> 00:11:12,504 ♪ Told 'em we gon' get it poppin', it's the truth ♪ 305 00:11:12,581 --> 00:11:14,822 ♪ Yeah, we got it too turnt, got 'em jumping out the building ♪ 306 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:17,567 Looking out at this party of fine specimens 307 00:11:17,569 --> 00:11:18,844 and thotty-hotties, it's hard to believe 308 00:11:18,921 --> 00:11:20,345 that Jazz hasn't had sex in a year. 309 00:11:20,422 --> 00:11:22,347 I mean, you know, admittedly, I'm no sexual jackrabbit, 310 00:11:22,424 --> 00:11:26,000 but a year with this kind of talent pool seems crazy. 311 00:11:26,078 --> 00:11:27,019 I mean, I haven't had sex 312 00:11:27,095 --> 00:11:29,021 since I screwed everything up with Phil. 313 00:11:29,097 --> 00:11:30,914 Yeah. And I haven't had it 314 00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:31,523 since I made that vow of celibacy with Javi. 315 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,191 Hold up. 316 00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:34,751 So you mean to say that I am currently 317 00:11:34,753 --> 00:11:36,978 the most sexually active single person in our household? 318 00:11:39,425 --> 00:11:41,015 Um... We're -- We're fine. 319 00:11:41,093 --> 00:11:42,350 Yeah. I'm fine. 320 00:11:42,428 --> 00:11:43,443 I'm fine. Are you fine? 321 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,612 I'm totally fine. Yeah. We're fine. 322 00:11:45,689 --> 00:11:46,596 We're good. You're so not fine... 323 00:11:46,598 --> 00:11:47,597 which means one thing -- tonight, 324 00:11:47,599 --> 00:11:49,766 I'm going to get you guys laid... 325 00:11:49,768 --> 00:11:51,117 to completion. 326 00:11:51,194 --> 00:11:51,651 Okay, let's go for a lap. 327 00:11:51,729 --> 00:11:54,529 Oh, there we go. 328 00:11:54,606 --> 00:11:58,199 Brown wavy hair, 11:00, nice teeth, amazing tan, 329 00:11:58,277 --> 00:11:59,867 and the gait of a division-three athlete. 330 00:11:59,945 --> 00:12:02,721 I'm secure enough in my heterosexuality to say, 331 00:12:02,798 --> 00:12:03,889 I'd hit that. Alright. 332 00:12:03,966 --> 00:12:06,224 Vivek, what makes you even think 333 00:12:06,301 --> 00:12:07,951 that we need you to get us laid? Yeah. 334 00:12:07,953 --> 00:12:11,304 Because neither of you have a built-in "lay-dar." 335 00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:13,715 A "lay-dar"? What the hell is that? 336 00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:16,293 See, after years and years of unsuccessfully 337 00:12:16,295 --> 00:12:18,628 trying to get laid, I've developed a radar. 338 00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:21,965 I can tell exactly who is down to get laid 339 00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,483 and who is going to be a complete 340 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,744 and total waste of your time. 341 00:12:25,821 --> 00:12:28,321 And honestly, what do you have to lose? 342 00:12:28,398 --> 00:12:30,307 Like, besides our dignity? 343 00:12:30,309 --> 00:12:31,641 [ Chuckles ] You haven't had sex in a year. 344 00:12:31,643 --> 00:12:32,584 I'd say you've already lost that. 345 00:12:32,661 --> 00:12:34,995 Now, let's go check this guy out. 346 00:12:35,071 --> 00:12:36,313 ♪ Don't you give it up to anyone? ♪ 347 00:12:36,315 --> 00:12:39,666 ♪ Oh ♪ 348 00:12:39,743 --> 00:12:42,319 ♪ I just need your love ♪ 349 00:12:42,321 --> 00:12:44,262 ♪ I just need your... ♪ 350 00:12:44,339 --> 00:12:49,993 ♪ 351 00:12:49,995 --> 00:12:51,436 Wait. I'm so sorry. 352 00:12:51,513 --> 00:12:53,163 Aaron! 353 00:12:53,165 --> 00:12:54,922 Oh, my God, you're here! 354 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,274 I didn't realize you were coming. 355 00:12:56,351 --> 00:12:58,685 No, I, uh, ended my class early 356 00:12:58,762 --> 00:13:00,020 so that I could surprise you and get some chill time in, 357 00:13:00,096 --> 00:13:01,338 but it looks like 358 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:03,340 you've already been getting some chill time in. 359 00:13:03,342 --> 00:13:05,358 That's not typically the way I handle my beefs, Zoey. 360 00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:07,511 So, what exactly are you doing? 361 00:13:07,513 --> 00:13:09,513 Yeah. No. 362 00:13:09,515 --> 00:13:12,440 I-I know, but surprisingly, Luca and I are good. 363 00:13:12,518 --> 00:13:13,608 I mean, he apologized, 364 00:13:13,685 --> 00:13:17,187 and he extended the ultimate olive branch. 365 00:13:17,189 --> 00:13:18,964 He came to me with this great idea 366 00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:19,965 about how I can get the college credits I need. 367 00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:21,783 Okay, how's that? 368 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:25,637 By interning with his company. 369 00:13:25,714 --> 00:13:27,288 You're gonna be Luca's intern? 370 00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:29,533 Technically, on paper, I'll be an intern, 371 00:13:29,535 --> 00:13:34,054 but creatively, I mean, he's given me carte blanche 372 00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:36,373 to build his company from the ground up. 373 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,208 And Anti-Muse is in terrible shape. 374 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:38,984 And I'll have to get the right domain name. 375 00:13:39,061 --> 00:13:40,318 Hi. Thank you so much. 376 00:13:40,395 --> 00:13:43,655 And for some reason, he has it set up as a nonprofit. 377 00:13:43,732 --> 00:13:47,809 But hey, it is so much better than not graduating, right? 378 00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:48,885 Hmm? No, thanks. 379 00:13:48,887 --> 00:13:50,403 I'm good. 380 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:51,888 Aaron, I don't know what to tell you. 381 00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:54,166 I get it. 382 00:13:54,242 --> 00:13:56,726 Luca is not your favorite person in the world, 383 00:13:56,728 --> 00:13:58,061 but it's kind of all I've got. 384 00:13:58,063 --> 00:14:01,823 I mean, if you're really that uncomfortable with it, 385 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:04,584 I can always go back to him and tell him no. 386 00:14:04,661 --> 00:14:07,404 Oh, so you -- you already said yes, then? 387 00:14:07,406 --> 00:14:09,239 Yeah. 388 00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:10,590 Awesome. You know what? 389 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,426 This is -- This is great, you know? Seriously. Enjoy. 390 00:14:13,503 --> 00:14:16,671 Sounds like a great opportunity. I'm gonna go grab a drink. 391 00:14:16,748 --> 00:14:17,914 Dude, we can still talk about it. 392 00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:21,175 No no, I'm good. Enjoy yourself. 393 00:14:21,253 --> 00:14:22,527 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 394 00:14:22,604 --> 00:14:25,589 So...you know, when we hung out the other night... 395 00:14:25,591 --> 00:14:27,273 That was, uh -- Fire, right? 396 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:29,426 Yeah. And it was also, um... 397 00:14:29,428 --> 00:14:31,111 a little bit confusing. 398 00:14:31,187 --> 00:14:33,613 At least for me. Yeah, no. 399 00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:35,523 It was definitely confusing for me, too. 400 00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:38,693 I mean, the whole time, I was thinking to myself, 401 00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:40,212 why haven't we done this sooner? 402 00:14:40,288 --> 00:14:42,380 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 403 00:14:42,457 --> 00:14:43,698 You know, I've gotta go to the bathroom. 404 00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:45,609 But I'll be back. Okay. 405 00:14:45,611 --> 00:14:46,793 I'll be back. I'll see you. 406 00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:49,462 See you, too. 407 00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:53,633 ♪ 408 00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:55,727 Thank you. 409 00:14:55,804 --> 00:15:05,645 ♪ 410 00:15:05,722 --> 00:15:10,742 ♪ 411 00:15:10,819 --> 00:15:12,393 Doesn't this seem ridiculous to you? 412 00:15:12,471 --> 00:15:14,654 Sneaking around, hiding behind curtains 413 00:15:14,731 --> 00:15:18,083 and corners just to mess around? Oh, yeah, you're right. 414 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,085 Yo, there's a walk-in freezer right there. We should -- No! 415 00:15:20,162 --> 00:15:22,028 No. I-I mean -- 416 00:15:22,105 --> 00:15:24,071 Look, I-I don't want to sneak around anymore. 417 00:15:24,149 --> 00:15:25,924 Look, Luca's not my dad. 418 00:15:26,001 --> 00:15:28,409 And honestly, I'm not even sure he's my full brother. 419 00:15:28,487 --> 00:15:29,761 My mom did, like, a lot of stepping out 420 00:15:29,838 --> 00:15:31,096 when my dad was gaining weight, so -- 421 00:15:31,173 --> 00:15:34,174 Okay, Ki-Ki, baby, we've been over this already. 422 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,342 I know you're grown and do your own thing 423 00:15:36,419 --> 00:15:39,846 and Luca's not your dad, but he's my boy, okay? 424 00:15:39,923 --> 00:15:41,014 And I just don't want to mess up things 425 00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:44,167 between the whole trifecta. Trifecta. 426 00:15:44,169 --> 00:15:45,168 Right. Yeah. 427 00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:49,005 I -- I get it. 428 00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:50,932 ♪ 'Cause they heard the kid makin' moves ♪ 429 00:15:51,009 --> 00:15:53,285 "I get it." You don't. ♪ 'Cause they heard I ain't gonna lose ♪ 430 00:15:53,361 --> 00:15:54,844 ♪ All this money is what I choose ♪ 431 00:15:54,846 --> 00:15:56,012 ♪ Get it all, never issue ♪ 432 00:15:56,014 --> 00:15:57,438 See. 433 00:15:57,516 --> 00:15:59,607 Just needed a little bit of time 434 00:15:59,685 --> 00:16:01,034 to warm up those matchmaking skills, 435 00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:03,128 and now I'm gonna do the same for you. 436 00:16:03,205 --> 00:16:05,404 Uh...Ooh! 437 00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:07,207 Butch redhead, 4:00 -- Vivek, stop. 438 00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:08,875 Every person you've tried to hook me up with tonight is absurd. 439 00:16:08,952 --> 00:16:12,362 You literally brought me a homeless man off the street. 440 00:16:12,364 --> 00:16:13,863 He was hot. Come on. 441 00:16:13,865 --> 00:16:15,623 Just have sex with him. Okay, fine. 442 00:16:15,701 --> 00:16:16,716 Seriously? No, dumbass! 443 00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:19,126 Not seriously. This is crazy. 444 00:16:19,204 --> 00:16:21,054 This whole matchmaking situation is crazy. 445 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:22,038 I'm going home to tuck my kid in. 446 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,890 Just hold on one second, okay? 447 00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:24,799 Hey, have either of you guys seen Kiela? 448 00:16:24,876 --> 00:16:26,059 Uh, nope. 449 00:16:26,135 --> 00:16:28,545 But I have seen you alone all night long. 450 00:16:28,547 --> 00:16:30,213 And just so you know, 451 00:16:30,215 --> 00:16:32,324 your boy's batting 500 right now 452 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,994 in matchmaking, so if you need any help... 453 00:16:36,071 --> 00:16:37,478 Sorry, man. You wanna have sex with me tonight? 454 00:16:37,556 --> 00:16:39,814 Yeah. Of course. 455 00:16:39,891 --> 00:16:42,075 I think I'm good. 456 00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:43,668 ♪ Break the bank, get it down ♪ 457 00:16:43,745 --> 00:16:46,171 Nice. 458 00:16:46,248 --> 00:16:48,581 Here you go. Thank you. 459 00:16:48,658 --> 00:16:50,734 ♪ 460 00:16:50,736 --> 00:16:52,752 'Sup, playboy? Nice sweater. 461 00:16:52,829 --> 00:17:01,928 ♪ 462 00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:03,688 Oh, my God! 463 00:17:03,765 --> 00:17:04,973 Whoa! 464 00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:09,527 That feel good, chief? 465 00:17:09,604 --> 00:17:11,588 Yeah. Yeah. It did. 466 00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:19,353 ♪ 467 00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:26,619 Dude! Aaron, stop! What the hell was that?! 468 00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:27,771 Just go back and enjoy your little luau, Zoey, seriously. 469 00:17:27,773 --> 00:17:29,122 Are you s-- 470 00:17:29,198 --> 00:17:31,883 ♪ 471 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,201 Uh, Nomi. 472 00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:37,371 Where is she? 473 00:17:37,449 --> 00:17:39,299 Sorry. Nomi, can we please leave? 474 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,875 I'm trying to catch up with Aaron 475 00:17:40,952 --> 00:17:42,376 to see what that was about. Sure. 476 00:17:42,454 --> 00:17:44,229 Dude, what the -- 477 00:17:44,306 --> 00:17:46,623 Nomi? 478 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,625 Hi. 479 00:17:48,627 --> 00:17:51,218 ♪ 480 00:17:51,296 --> 00:17:53,646 Hey, who was that weirdo? 481 00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:55,799 That weirdo is Luna's father. 482 00:17:55,801 --> 00:17:57,133 He's what?! 483 00:17:57,135 --> 00:17:59,244 Dude, I swear, 484 00:17:59,321 --> 00:18:00,561 everything you've ever told me about this girl 485 00:18:00,639 --> 00:18:03,932 always results in some sort of drama. 486 00:18:04,008 --> 00:18:06,142 Yeah, but this time, it wasn't Zoey's fault. 487 00:18:06,144 --> 00:18:08,069 I offered her an internship, 488 00:18:08,146 --> 00:18:09,921 and her crazy-ass boyfriend spazzed on me. 489 00:18:09,998 --> 00:18:11,497 Okay, well, maybe he wouldn't spaz on you 490 00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:12,832 if you would just stay away. 491 00:18:12,909 --> 00:18:15,819 I don't know. It just feels like everything you do 492 00:18:15,821 --> 00:18:18,338 is an attempt to keep this girl in your orbit. 493 00:18:18,414 --> 00:18:20,657 Whatever. Okay. 494 00:18:20,659 --> 00:18:22,325 Where the hell have you been all night? 495 00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:23,827 I've been looking for you everywhere. 496 00:18:23,829 --> 00:18:25,845 Oh, yeah, I was just... 497 00:18:25,922 --> 00:18:28,681 Y'know, hanging out at your awesome party, 498 00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:30,591 not getting punched in the face. 499 00:18:30,669 --> 00:18:32,518 Come here. Hold still. 500 00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:36,430 ♪ Can't believe the way you treated me ♪ 501 00:18:36,508 --> 00:18:37,765 Yo, there you are. 502 00:18:37,843 --> 00:18:38,783 Yeah. Sorry. 503 00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:41,377 The line at the bathroom was really long. 504 00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:42,937 And I tried to get a drink, and the line was really long and it -- 505 00:18:43,014 --> 00:18:44,530 It's -- It's all good. 506 00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:45,940 I was just hoping 507 00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:47,033 we could finish our conversation from earlier. 508 00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:50,353 You were trying to tell me something? 509 00:18:50,355 --> 00:18:52,797 Actually, I was trying to tell you this... 510 00:18:52,874 --> 00:18:55,208 ♪ Tell me how I trust again ♪ 511 00:18:55,284 --> 00:18:59,137 ♪ See the shadows rushin' in ♪ 512 00:18:59,214 --> 00:19:01,047 ♪ You took all the lust within ♪ 513 00:19:01,124 --> 00:19:05,218 Aaron? Babe? 514 00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:06,427 Dude, are you here? 515 00:19:17,807 --> 00:19:19,807 ♪ 516 00:19:19,885 --> 00:19:22,051 While they say the best romances 517 00:19:22,053 --> 00:19:25,071 are the ones where you act moe and think less, 518 00:19:25,148 --> 00:19:26,406 what they don't tell you 519 00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:30,076 is that those split-second impulsive moments 520 00:19:30,153 --> 00:19:34,839 can also ruin everything, and maybe if you'd just pause, 521 00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:36,232 instead of allowing yourself 522 00:19:36,234 --> 00:19:37,658 to get carried away in the moment... 523 00:19:37,736 --> 00:19:40,253 ♪ 524 00:19:40,329 --> 00:19:43,256 ...you'd save yourself and your relationship 525 00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:44,407 a lot of heartache and frustration... 526 00:19:44,409 --> 00:19:50,096 ♪ 527 00:19:50,173 --> 00:19:54,884 Well, that is, if there was a relationship to still be save. 528 00:20:02,610 --> 00:20:04,536 Whoa, that was quick. 529 00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:06,371 I figured you'd still be smashing. 530 00:20:06,448 --> 00:20:08,206 Did you even leave satisfied? 531 00:20:08,283 --> 00:20:08,932 I didn't have sex with him, Vivek. 532 00:20:08,934 --> 00:20:11,768 What? Why not? 533 00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:12,952 It seemed like you two were hitting it off great. 534 00:20:13,029 --> 00:20:14,620 Which is why I didn't want to mess things up 535 00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:16,105 by having sex with him the first night. 536 00:20:16,107 --> 00:20:18,958 Come on. I worked hard for that penis. [ Chuckles ] 537 00:20:19,035 --> 00:20:22,628 Look, the whole point was to just, you know, get in there, 538 00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:24,371 rip the celibacy band-aid off, 539 00:20:24,449 --> 00:20:26,632 and just have some uncommitted, unemotional, 540 00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:29,376 sloppy, spontaneous sex with someone that I'd never, 541 00:20:29,454 --> 00:20:30,636 ever consider being in a relationship with... 542 00:20:30,713 --> 00:20:34,715 Yeah. 543 00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:37,551 We will never speak of this moment again. 544 00:20:37,629 --> 00:20:38,903 Ever. You understand? 545 00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:40,964 Mm-hmm. 546 00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:42,815 Oh! 547 00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:45,802 ♪ 548 00:20:45,804 --> 00:20:48,972 Oh, God! 549 00:20:48,974 --> 00:20:50,956 [ Door slams ]