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♪ So, I typed a text
to a girl I used to see ♪
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♪ Sayin' that I chose this
cutie pie with whom I wanna be ♪
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Zoey:
Backslides ‐‐ sex with an ex,
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a familiar, clothing‐optional
walk down memory lane
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that somehow always manages
to take you by surprise.
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♪ Choosy lover never... ♪
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♪ Never in the sheets,
like it on top of the cover ♪
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♪ Money on the dresser ♪
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And while the aftermath
of the unplanned get‐together
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is immediately punctuated
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with the intoxicating feeling
of riding high,
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it's only a matter of time
before the thrill fades
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and the sex hangover kicks in,
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sending all other emotions
crashing down on you.
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♪ Get chose ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, ohh ♪
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♪ I choose you, girl, yeah ♪
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♪♪
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Jazz: Aww. Looks like
someone's trying awfully hard
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to find the right words for
his backslide with Big Zo‐Zo.
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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Bro, it's a crib
full of five girls.
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They talk.
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And, you know, contrary to
what Zoey says,
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you are not
a quiet lover.
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♪♪
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[ Bag zips ]
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♪♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'm‐a feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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Jazz: Honestly,
your font is gigantic.
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That's the same size
my Grandma Ruth uses
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to read David Alan Grier's
Twitter feed.
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You really need
a privacy screen.
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Would you then respect
my privacy?
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No, but it'd make
a really nice challenge.
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Doug, get your girl, bro.
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Can't. Too busy overachieving
for you slouches.
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Can we get to work
or what?
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I don't know why you're
throwing so much shade.
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I am 1,000% Team Zuca.
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I want to see
you two kids win.
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And I want to win
in this Econ class.
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And we will.
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But next time please do not win
on our kitchen counter
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at the expense of my toaster
that my baby got me for Kwanzaa.
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The one I got you
for Kujichagulia?
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Mm‐hmm.
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Tsk.
Not cool, B.
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Look, maybe just send Zoey
a smiley‐face emoji.
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It comes
in light‐skinned.
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[ Sighs ]
Jazz, no disrespect,
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but you're gonna have to fall
all the way back, alright?
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It's starting to feel
like your presence
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is crowding every single inch
of my higher spirit.
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Oh.
I am good.
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Zoey is good.
We are all good.
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Okay.
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Can we please get
to our project
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so I can be good?
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Because I'm not no track star,
and I'm not no rich SoHo kid.
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I'm actually gonna need a career
when I graduate from here.
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Alright, let's go.
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Let's do it.
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You know what they say about
three days?
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It's a really long time
to go with no communication
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after a backslide.
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So call Zoey, bro.
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♪♪
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[ Clears throat ]
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"Yo"?
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That's it?
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Like, not even, like,
a "Yo, how's it going?"
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"Yo, what's good?"
or, like, "Yo...semite?
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Wanna go on a road trip?"
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I think I preferred
three days of silence
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over this confusing text.
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What in the world am I supposed
to be doing with a "Yo"?
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"Yo," period. "Yo," period.
Yeah.
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Zoey? Zoey?
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Hmm?
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I brought you here
to help me
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with this
voter‐registration push,
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not to obsess over a text
from your ex.
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We've got a House
to flip back.
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You promised that this
"Dorm Storm" was bipartisan.
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It is. But I'm not,
and that's why I brought you.
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I don't...
Okay, it's like,
I spoke "friends" Luca.
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I even mostly spoke
"dating" Luca.
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But I just do not understand
this whole
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"spontaneous situation
on a kitchen counter" Luca.
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Ugh. The thought of Luca
and Zoey's bare ass cheeks
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where we make
our sandwiches...
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Yeah, I think my baby
just threw up inside of me.
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And, dudes, my whole plan
this year
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was to not be distracted
by guys,
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but here I am obsessing
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over Luca's
one‐syllable "Yo" text.
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Points for seeing yourself.
Ah.
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Now we just have to tackle
your other flaws.
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Right. I just thought
the other night was gonna be,
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like, something fun
that kind of happened,
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but it feels like
a huge mistake.
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Ana: Hey, you know,
look on the bright side.
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Sleeping with your ex is a great
way to keep your numbers down.
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Remember ‐‐ under seven,
straight to Heaven.
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Over eight,
period's late.
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[ Sighs heavily ]
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Only two.
What do I do?
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Ooh. There he is.
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Zoey: There who is?
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Javi, the grad student
I was telling you guys about.
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He's also kind of the boss
for my internship.
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Mm.
I so just want to make
a good impression.
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Yeah, you do.
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‐[ Snickers ]
‐Okay, fine.
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Yes, he's attractive, and he ‐‐
he checks all of my boxes.
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But this internship
is my ticket
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to a law school
that's not in a strip mall.
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And I'm not gonna screw it up
by screwing Javier.
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I'm ‐‐ I'm just gonna
go check in with him.
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Do I have any lipstick
on my teeth?
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No. But that shade
of "Thirst Bucket Pink"
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looks amazing on you.
Mm‐hmm.
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‐Thank you.
‐Yeah.
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♪♪
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Zo, are you really obsessing
over a little booty‐call text?
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A what?
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You think that this is
a booty‐call text?
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Mm.
Sweetie, any text
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coming from your ex
that starts with "Yo"
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after you've had
no communication with him
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since your backslide
only means one thing ‐‐
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he wants to smash again.
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Alright, look, just trust me
from experience.
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Unless you want to set
a precedent with Luca,
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you have to set things
straight with him.
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♪♪
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♪ Do better, who better? ♪
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♪ You better? ♪
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♪ Been around like hella
propellers ♪
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♪ Wanna know who you with ♪
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♪ Don't tell him,
come on, fellas ♪
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♪ That ain't none of your biz ♪
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♪ Got on your body suit,
you know I'm on your... ♪
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♪ Now, could you tell me
like it is? ♪
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♪ Pretty little fears ♪
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[ Knock on door ]
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♪ Music to my ears ♪
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[ Pounding on door ]
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♪ Say it loud, say it proud ♪
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Really, SoHo?
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Now you just not showing up
for study sessions?
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We were supposed to do this Econ
project over an acai bowl, man.
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Apologies, but I actually
already ate one.
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The bowl
was calling my name.
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Damn.
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This spot is fire.
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If I wasn't so secure, this
might shake up my confidence.
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You know what?
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Can we just pick this up
tomorrow?
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I'm not feeling it, alright?
Got a lot on my mind.
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No. Absolutely not.
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We're not doing this
tomorrow
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because tomorrow turns into
the day after tomorrow,
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and then that turns into
a whole‐other‐ass week from now,
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and we have to
get this done.
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Bro, I take my future
serious, man.
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You know what
generational wealth is?
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No.
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I'm not religious.
No offense.
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[ Scoffs ]
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Yo, I'm not trying to work
at no Cal U store
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for the rest of my life.
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I'm trying to build an empire
like Jay,
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like Buffett,
or old‐school Carnegie
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or them dudes that own NBA teams
or ‐‐ or ‐‐ or ketchup.
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And all of that starts
right here for me.
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So, if you got to burn
your little sage
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or smoke a blunt
or get in that bubble bath
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you probably got going
back there
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or even shoot another text
to homegirl, then you do that.
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What text?
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Stop. I saw you shoot off
that baby text back in class.
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And, yes, your font is
disgustingly large.
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I had juvenile cataracts,
alright?
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So, I'm gonna ask you this once
so we can get to work, man.
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Are you good?
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♪ Or say it all if you want ♪
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No, I'm not good,
alright?
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I messed up. I shouldn't have
sent that text to Zoey.
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♪ Pretty little fears ♪
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[ Sighs ]
Alright, fine.
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Let's chop it up.
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You got anything
to drink?
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♪♪
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Well, Mr. Jackson,
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it looks like you are right
in the pocket here.
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Your GPA is solid.
Your credits are on track.
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So, with all this,
I think that you'll be walking
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down that commencement aisle
in June, my friend.
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Awesome.
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[ Humming
Wagner's "Bridal Chorus" ]
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Doesn't seem like
the right song, but okay.
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Great.
So, we're all set here?
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Yup. I just need
a simple signature from you
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on this promissory note
for your repayment plan...
Alright.
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...for your student loans,
and I'll make it all official.
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Super simple.
Super simple. Gotcha.
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[ Ding! ]
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Right.
Okay, so, this here ‐‐
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is this supposed to be
my Social Security number?
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'Cause that's not it.
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Uh, you are correct.
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No. That's actually
the amount you owe
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for your four years
here at Cal U.
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Seriously?
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Well, how ‐‐
how can that be?
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I had the ‐‐
the government money,
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and then I did the, um ‐‐
the Pell thing.
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Yeah, Pell Grants aside, you
still have to pay back the rest.
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So, your signature here
just confirms your commitment
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to pay this number monthly for
the next 25 or 30 years or so.
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Unless you hit it big,
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in which case
you will still owe that amount,
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but, uh, I'll have your
autograph, so that's cool.
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And you go right next
to Sisqó of Dru Hill fame.
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Okay.
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Look, this is
a lot of money, man.
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You know, I just ‐‐ I don't
feel comfortable signing this.
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I feel like I maybe need some
sort of representative present,
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like ‐‐ like a lawyer
or something, you know?
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Did Sisqó have a lawyer?
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I‐I ‐‐ You know,
I don't recall.
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Maybe.
[ Chuckles ]
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I just ‐‐ I just
really love Sisqó.
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♪♪
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Okay, well, I'm ‐‐
I'm not signing this.
249
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,363
I ‐‐ I just can't.
250
00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:36,413
Look, Mr. Jackson,
I know it's overwhelming
251
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:39,119
when you see that number
in black and white.
Yeah.
252
00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,120
But regardless, you will
have to pay this back,
253
00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,332
and the longer
you put it off,
254
00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,212
you're just making it
harder on yourself.
255
00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:49,169
♪♪
256
00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,052
Damn.
257
00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:54,049
I can't believe I put myself
out there with that text.
258
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,222
[ Sighs ]
259
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,220
I wish your girl hadn't gotten
in my head like that.
260
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,432
Come on.
In all fairness,
261
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,061
you was gonna shoot
that text off regardless.
262
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,389
Exactly. Shoot it off,
then forget about it.
263
00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:06,274
But then Jazz hit me with the
"three days, no communication"
264
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,532
bullshit in my head,
and now I'm like,
265
00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,395
"Why hasn't Zoey
hit me back?"
266
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:13,281
What was she supposed to do ‐‐
blow you up over a "Yo" text?
267
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,319
[ Sighs ]
268
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,162
By sending those two
stupid little letters,
269
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,077
I just transferred all the power
back to her.
270
00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,156
[ Cellphone plays wind chimes ]
271
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:23,161
Damn. Is everything
about you relaxing?
272
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,423
Oh, wow.
273
00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,337
What?
274
00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,296
Uh, she hit me back.
275
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:33,966
Well, look. Looks like you got
your power back now, bro.
276
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,047
No.
277
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,142
She said,
"We need to talk."
278
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:42,428
Ohh, she hit you with
the "We need to talk"?
279
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,273
Damn, son,
that's all bad.
280
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:47,189
Nothing good ever came out of
two people having to talk.
281
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,281
Thank you for your dedication
to democracy.
282
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,987
Wow.
283
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,409
Uncircumcised?
Who draws those?
284
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,028
There you guys are.
285
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,164
Hey.
I thought you were
working with Douglas.
286
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,042
He asked if I could sit
this one out
287
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,288
'cause our boy Luca
288
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,000
is in his feelings
so hard
289
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,380
over his backslide
with Big Zo‐Zo.
290
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,246
What do you mean,
Luca's in his feelings?
291
00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,133
When we were in class
this morning,
292
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,420
the man was not himself.
293
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:16,013
He was struggling
to figure out what to text you
294
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,339
and using
this crazy big font.
295
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,473
He's riding an emotional
roller coaster, Zoey,
296
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,260
and possibly
losing his vision.
297
00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:25,064
Wait. So, he was
struggling to text me?
298
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,349
Of course. You haven't hit him
up in like three days.
299
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,153
Well, that's just because
I didn't want to seem thirsty,
300
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,278
but, you know,
now I feel awful.
301
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,275
Why?
You broke up with him.
302
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,487
Yeah. Who cares
if he's tripping?
303
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:38,236
I care, Sky, because I'm
an empathetic human being.
304
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:42,159
Alright, no one could have
predicted that Luca
305
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,370
would have come out of this
more butt‐hurt than you, but...
306
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,040
‐Yeah, that's true.
‐...he did, so you won.
307
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,210
But I didn't want to win,
you know?
308
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,129
I wanted us to be
on the same page
309
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:55,127
about this adult, very fun,
very casual thing
310
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,131
we did on
the kitchen counter.
Mnh.
311
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,263
The last thing I'd want to do
is hurt someone I love.
312
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,181
Wait.
So, you love him?
313
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,142
Of course I do.
314
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,482
You don't just stop
loving someone
315
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:10,097
that you were with
pretty intensely for a year.
316
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:13,364
And we had a very,
very intense year.
317
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:16,068
Honey, it was intense
for everyone.
318
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,489
Wait. Zoey, do you want
to get back with Luca?
319
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,318
What? No.
320
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,203
No. I mean,
I‐I don't know.
321
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,410
[ Sighs ]
322
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,159
Sky: Listen, sweetie, if I were
an empathetic human being,
323
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,252
I would tell you that
maybe you need to try
324
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,998
and figure out your feelings
and see what you really want
325
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,210
because until you do,
326
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:35,380
neither you nor Luca will be
able to move on, okay?
327
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,380
But I'm dead inside,
so can you figure it out
328
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:40,012
so we can go back to
this voter‐registration hell
329
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,469
that Ana's thirsty ass
has roped us into
330
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,009
before Nomi drops her
illegitimate child
331
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,393
on this
scratchy crab grass?
332
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,140
Hmm.
333
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:50,271
Doug: Sheesh.
"Luca, we need to talk."
334
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,150
Hey, she hit you
with your government name.
335
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,516
That's some cold
assassin shit.
336
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,283
And I [bleep] did it
to myself.
337
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,026
I mean, it took me all summer
to get over the embarrassment
338
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,108
of running after her
when she got on that plane.
339
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,084
Okay, but you're already
in this situation.
340
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:08,115
Look, there's three reasons
why people backslide.
341
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,371
They're either drunk,
desperate, or still in love.
342
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,334
Well, I wasn't drunk,
and I'm never desperate.
343
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,004
So then
you still love her.
344
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,094
Of course
I still love her.
345
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:21,339
Okay. So, you all really do have
something to talk about then.
346
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,052
Man.
347
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,182
Maybe I just need
to get some fresh air
348
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,349
and figure out
what's what.
349
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:30,018
♪♪
350
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,274
And circle and circle
and circle and join.
351
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:38,153
Alright, dude,
why do you have to disrespect me
352
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,151
and sit on my dead face?
I'm already dead.
353
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,453
How else am I supposed to
show dominance?
354
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,406
You know what? How about
next time you try winning
355
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:46,156
against an opponent that doesn't
have a‐a janky controller, man?
356
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,119
My squares and X's
aren't working.
357
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,409
I got you.
Okay, I've been waiting
358
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,172
for the right opportunity
to bring out Goldilocks.
359
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,131
Oh, yeah.
360
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:59,167
[ Chuckles ] Wow.
How much did this thing cost?
361
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,092
I don't know.
Half a stack. Who cares?
362
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,180
[ Stammers ]
Half a stack. Right.
363
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:09,063
Can I ask you a question?
Do you have any debt at all?
364
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:13,097
I think I'm floating like $12.98
on my Yogurtland Visa.
365
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,192
Anyway,
let's rock‐'n'‐roll, man.
366
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,318
Right, right, right.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
367
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:20,065
Alright. Ohh. Ohh.
368
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,198
[ Clears throat ]
369
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,155
♪♪
370
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,115
[ Lasers firing ]
371
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:35,075
♪♪
372
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:44,053
♪♪
373
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,470
[ Grunts ]
374
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,048
Dude, I just shot you
in the face,
375
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,053
and I'm tea‐bagging
the hole.
376
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,144
Look alive.
Where's your head at?
377
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,018
You know, let's take
a rain check.
378
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:55,346
Um...I'm not really feeling
the game right now.
379
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,063
♪♪
380
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,524
I'll rain‐check
all over your face!
381
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,284
Wait. What am I saying?
382
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,031
Okay, so, we only have
383
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,198
a few more voter‐registration
forms left.
384
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,367
It's time
to divide and conquer.
385
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:11,116
Who's fired up?
386
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,999
No. I'm dividing myself
from this group
387
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,326
and conquering my bed.
‐[ Stammers ]
388
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,961
We're gonna go register people
at the athletes' dorms.
389
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,129
Yes!
She means we're
going to Del Taco.
390
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,208
What?
391
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,052
Guys!
392
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:26,007
Yeah, Ana, I think
I'm gonna head out, too.
393
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,008
I better call Luca
and figure this whole thing out.
394
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,180
No, Big Zo‐Zo. Please?
395
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,219
[ Sighs ]
396
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,062
Why do you all
keep calling me that?
397
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,057
Like, when did this
become a thing?
398
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,309
Come on. I am so close to
hitting my goal today,
399
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,441
and I really want to
impress Javi...
400
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,068
on a purely
professional basis.
401
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,106
Sure.
402
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,489
Zoey, please just hit up
a few more people,
403
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,235
and then I promise you can go
and get your love life straight.
404
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,158
Fine.
405
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,027
Thank you.
406
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:54,413
And remember ‐‐ you'll get more
signatures if you smile.
407
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,372
Smile.
408
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,332
With your eyes,
too, please.
409
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,004
[ Indistinct conversations ]
410
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,213
No? Okay.
411
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:08,342
Perfect. Thank you,
Grandma Ruby Johnson.
412
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,136
[ Sighs ]
413
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,096
Jillian?
414
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,179
Zoey.
415
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,314
Hey. I had no clue
that you lived in Hawkins.
416
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,061
Yeah. I love it here so far.
What's up?
417
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,483
Oh, I'm here reluctantly helping
a friend register voters
418
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,533
to impress some guy she swears
she's not trying to impress.
419
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,408
Wow. You're
a great friend, man,
420
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,485
because I would have
forged all these.
421
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,080
Mm. Trust me, I registered
the entire cast
422
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,286
of "Teen Mom OG."
423
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,326
Fun fact ‐‐
they're voting age now.
424
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,370
‐Nice.
‐Yeah.
425
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,002
[ Laughs ]
426
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,379
♪♪
427
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,047
Alright, here you go.
428
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,296
Okay. Thanks. Bye!
429
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:49,007
♪♪
430
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,298
[ Door closes ]
431
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,141
You're [bleep] kidding me.
432
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,006
[ Scoffs ]
433
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,473
Got it.
So, while I've been stressing
434
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:58,273
about how Luca feels over
our backslide situation,
435
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:02,097
he's apparently slipped
right into another one.
436
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,524
[ Baby Rose's "Borderline"
plays ]
437
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,282
[ Indistinct conversations ]
438
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:15,325
♪♪
439
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,196
[ Cellphone dings ]
440
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:21,333
♪ La‐la,
la‐la, la‐la‐la, la‐la ♪
441
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:26,173
♪ La‐la,
la‐la, la‐la‐la, la‐la ♪
442
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,130
♪♪
443
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:31,470
♪ Heavy, stuck in the motion ♪
444
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:35,137
♪ But we'll just keep it
going ♪
445
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,137
♪ Trying to find
where we stand ♪
446
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,309
Hi.
447
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,186
Yo.
448
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:44,185
I'm really sorry
about last night.
449
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:49,489
I hope you know that I never
meant for you to see that.
450
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,275
Well, I did.
451
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,244
[ Sighs ]
452
00:17:55,825 --> 00:18:01,405
I think I really just don't
want us to hate each other,
453
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,424
and I kind of feel like that's
what's happening right now.
454
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,299
I mean, I don't
want that, either.
455
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,086
Mm.
456
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,177
Look, Luca, the other night
between us was fun,
457
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:19,138
but it clearly made everything
super confusing.
458
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,980
And, sure,
you know what?
459
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,135
We obviously are gonna
see each other
460
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:28,114
between school
and friends, but...
461
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,477
Yeah.
462
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,363
[ Clears throat ]
463
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,360
Yeah.
464
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:37,242
I guess we should just call this
what it is, huh?
465
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,115
The end...
466
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,410
♪ You were a surprise ♪
467
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:45,083
...again.
468
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,042
♪ I was frightened ♪
469
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,133
Looks like it.
470
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:58,137
♪ But they keep on eating
at my shoulder ♪
471
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:04,272
♪ They'll help you pretend ♪
472
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,188
♪ That they on your team ♪
473
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:10,318
♪ Friends for life ♪
474
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:14,356
♪ Or so it seems ♪
475
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:17,032
♪ And they make the road
uneven ♪
476
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:20,241
When it comes to a backslide,
after the initial high,
477
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:23,202
after you've ridden
the emotional roller coaster,
478
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:27,254
in the end, all you're left
with is the pain.
479
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:30,169
♪ If I don't face my fears,
if I don't ♪
480
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,129
♪ If I don't love my tears ♪
481
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,209
Yo.
482
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,014
♪ Taste the salt ♪
483
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,467
I figured
we could bowl in.
484
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,137
Sure.
485
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:42,137
So,
how'd it go yesterday?
486
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,309
[ Sighs ]
487
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,977
I thought
about going to Zoey
488
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,475
for this whole complicated
conversation,
489
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:51,188
but it felt so...
complicated.
490
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,440
And the truth is, no matter what
was said, there's just no point.
491
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,283
I already know
how that story ends.
492
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,489
Word.
493
00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:01,489
And ultimately, the only way
to fix that pain
494
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:04,332
is to walk away
from the roller coaster ‐‐
495
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:08,078
or person who caused it ‐‐
for good.
496
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,212
So, now what?
497
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,248
So, now we work.
498
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,003
There we go.
499
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:22,054
♪♪
500
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,394
‐Oh, yeah.
‐Oh, God.
501
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:26,019
You guys hungry?
I can make one for you, too.
502
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,056
Hard pass.
503
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,309
[ Humming ]
504
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,271
Vivek, do you have any idea
what happened on t‐‐
505
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:34,402
No, no.
Let's let this play out.
506
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,400
Suit yourself.
507
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,282
Mmm.
508
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,279
This sandwich is delicious.
509
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:43,491
♪♪
510
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,242
What?
511
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:50,374
♪♪