1 00:00:01,394 --> 00:00:05,654 Zoey: After high school, our parents ship us off 2 00:00:05,732 --> 00:00:07,322 with an unconscionably high tuition check 3 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,658 and an economy-sized box of pork ramen 4 00:00:09,736 --> 00:00:12,178 to have college finish their dirty work for them -- 5 00:00:12,255 --> 00:00:14,255 the work of turning us into adults. 6 00:00:14,331 --> 00:00:17,516 And while they hope we don't end up arrested... 7 00:00:17,593 --> 00:00:18,834 ♪ Yeah, I'm ba-a-a-d to the bone ♪ 8 00:00:18,911 --> 00:00:20,411 ...pregnant... 9 00:00:20,413 --> 00:00:21,871 or dead, 10 00:00:21,947 --> 00:00:24,582 they generally don't want to know the details 11 00:00:24,584 --> 00:00:27,918 of what it takes for us to get there. 12 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:31,272 We're your problem now, college. 13 00:00:31,348 --> 00:00:34,182 As for Vivek, his road to adulthood 14 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:37,870 as a high-flying, infamous college drug dealer... 15 00:00:37,947 --> 00:00:38,871 [ Siren blips ] No. Heidi, don't! 16 00:00:38,948 --> 00:00:39,530 What the hell? 17 00:00:42,285 --> 00:00:44,526 ...had finally taken a hard left turn, 18 00:00:44,604 --> 00:00:48,789 and he was desperately trying to get back on track. 19 00:00:48,866 --> 00:00:50,624 Vivek: I have a near-perfect GPA, 20 00:00:50,701 --> 00:00:53,201 I have made the Dean's List for four consecutive semesters, 21 00:00:53,279 --> 00:00:57,223 and I have had consensual, safe sex 22 00:00:57,300 --> 00:01:01,118 with, like, only two people, 23 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:05,222 which is why I am begging you to please reconsider my expulsion. 24 00:01:07,794 --> 00:01:10,978 So, while Vivek's parents shipped their son to Cal U 25 00:01:11,055 --> 00:01:13,647 with the confidence that college would finish 26 00:01:13,724 --> 00:01:16,409 the job they started... 27 00:01:16,485 --> 00:01:17,802 After listening to your testimony 28 00:01:17,804 --> 00:01:20,746 and reviewing the criminal charges against you... 29 00:01:25,645 --> 00:01:28,070 ...the board has decided to deny your appeal. 30 00:01:28,147 --> 00:01:28,921 [ Sighs ] 31 00:01:28,998 --> 00:01:30,072 In the next 24 hours, 32 00:01:30,149 --> 00:01:32,758 we'll be revoking your scholarship, 33 00:01:32,835 --> 00:01:34,093 ending your financial aid, 34 00:01:34,170 --> 00:01:35,986 and notifying your parents. 35 00:01:35,988 --> 00:01:38,246 My parents? 36 00:01:38,324 --> 00:01:40,082 ...they were now about to have their son 37 00:01:40,159 --> 00:01:41,434 return to them incomplete -- 38 00:01:41,510 --> 00:01:45,179 and possibly find out every single dirty detail. 39 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:51,335 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 40 00:01:51,337 --> 00:01:53,170 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 41 00:01:53,172 --> 00:01:54,672 ♪ Learn something new every day ♪ 42 00:01:54,674 --> 00:01:58,192 ♪ I don't know, so I'mma feel my way ♪ 43 00:01:58,268 --> 00:02:00,286 ♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪ 44 00:02:00,363 --> 00:02:01,603 ♪ But no regrets ♪ 45 00:02:01,681 --> 00:02:04,014 ♪ This is what I say ♪ 46 00:02:04,016 --> 00:02:06,942 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 47 00:02:07,019 --> 00:02:09,036 ♪ I'm grown ♪ ♪ You can tell me ♪ 48 00:02:09,113 --> 00:02:11,955 ♪ My heart beating so loud ♪ 49 00:02:14,451 --> 00:02:17,786 ♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 50 00:02:17,864 --> 00:02:19,129 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 51 00:02:22,034 --> 00:02:24,977 Hey. There he is. 52 00:02:25,054 --> 00:02:26,370 How you feeling, big guy? 53 00:02:26,372 --> 00:02:28,389 Like I ruined my life. 54 00:02:28,465 --> 00:02:30,040 Yeah. I can see that. 55 00:02:30,042 --> 00:02:31,150 It's like a dark cloud that kind of 56 00:02:31,227 --> 00:02:32,710 followed you as you walked in. 57 00:02:32,712 --> 00:02:34,469 I think what Aaron meant to say was 58 00:02:34,547 --> 00:02:35,562 even though that may seem like it now, 59 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:37,806 there's definitely a bright side. 60 00:02:37,884 --> 00:02:39,641 Like? 61 00:02:39,719 --> 00:02:41,235 Like no more early classes, 62 00:02:41,311 --> 00:02:43,478 no more papers, no more homework, 63 00:02:43,556 --> 00:02:45,906 which is fine, 'cause you're, like, a genius. 64 00:02:45,983 --> 00:02:47,500 A real one, not like how we tell Luca. 65 00:02:47,576 --> 00:02:49,560 Yeah, yeah, and look, 66 00:02:49,562 --> 00:02:51,912 you have a six-month head start on getting a job. 67 00:02:51,989 --> 00:02:53,747 It's like you told me when I dropped out -- 68 00:02:53,824 --> 00:02:55,174 you don't really need college anyway. 69 00:02:55,251 --> 00:02:58,177 I mean, you could be the next Zuckerberg or -- or Jobs, 70 00:02:58,254 --> 00:03:01,588 or Stanley Steemer Carpet Cleaner. [ Gasps ] Ooh. 71 00:03:01,665 --> 00:03:03,073 I love you guys, 72 00:03:03,075 --> 00:03:04,258 and I'm sure there's some truth in here, 73 00:03:04,334 --> 00:03:07,411 but...it's hard to believe anything short of 74 00:03:07,413 --> 00:03:08,412 my life being completely ruined. 75 00:03:08,414 --> 00:03:11,357 [ Cellphone beeps ] 76 00:03:11,434 --> 00:03:12,340 And on top of everything else... 77 00:03:12,418 --> 00:03:14,251 [ Cellphone clatters ] 78 00:03:14,253 --> 00:03:15,528 ...my parents keep blowing my phone up. 79 00:03:15,604 --> 00:03:16,344 The school must have notified them. 80 00:03:16,422 --> 00:03:19,198 Mm. Maybe not. 81 00:03:19,275 --> 00:03:20,682 Maybe they're calling to say someone is dead. 82 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:21,683 Oh. You think so? 83 00:03:21,761 --> 00:03:24,111 Yeah. 84 00:03:24,188 --> 00:03:24,703 My Granmami Vikash recently had pneumonia. 85 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:27,540 Perfect. Perfect. 86 00:03:27,616 --> 00:03:28,857 That would definitely overshadow your bad news. 87 00:03:28,935 --> 00:03:29,616 [ Cellphone beeps ] 88 00:03:29,693 --> 00:03:32,603 Damn it. 89 00:03:32,605 --> 00:03:34,380 Okay, my grandma's still alive, but even worse, 90 00:03:34,457 --> 00:03:35,789 my folks are on their way here to deal with me. 91 00:03:35,866 --> 00:03:37,032 [ Cellphone clatters ] 92 00:03:37,109 --> 00:03:39,885 [ Inhales deeply ] 93 00:03:39,962 --> 00:03:42,388 [ Indistinct chatter ] 94 00:03:42,465 --> 00:03:44,281 Yo! Y'all good? 95 00:03:44,283 --> 00:03:46,725 What's up, my boy? 96 00:03:46,802 --> 00:03:48,043 [ R&B music playing loudly through walls ] 97 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,895 Come on. Freshmen. 98 00:03:49,972 --> 00:03:52,456 Come on. 99 00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:52,898 [ Exhales sharply ] 100 00:03:54,310 --> 00:03:56,143 Ay-yo! 101 00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:57,478 This is your Resident Advisor, 102 00:03:57,554 --> 00:03:59,888 and I'm advising you to turn your music down! 103 00:03:59,966 --> 00:04:01,574 Sorry. 104 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:04,485 I, uh, I didn't realize my music was up so loud. 105 00:04:04,561 --> 00:04:05,727 I kind of just, like -- 106 00:04:05,805 --> 00:04:08,305 I got lost in my own world. 107 00:04:08,307 --> 00:04:09,564 Yeah, well, I'ma need you to bring it back down 108 00:04:09,642 --> 00:04:11,325 to this world, a'ight? 109 00:04:11,401 --> 00:04:12,751 Rules are rules. 110 00:04:12,828 --> 00:04:13,902 Yeah. No problem. 111 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:16,255 Won't happen again. 112 00:04:16,332 --> 00:04:17,906 Kiela, by the way. 113 00:04:17,984 --> 00:04:19,592 And Doug. 114 00:04:19,668 --> 00:04:22,152 Come on, B. 115 00:04:22,154 --> 00:04:24,579 Yo, the common area's right here. 116 00:04:24,657 --> 00:04:26,173 They could smell that. Yeah. 117 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:28,601 [ Sighs ] They don't pay me enough to do this. 118 00:04:28,677 --> 00:04:32,587 Yo, you know this is against Cal U rules, right? 119 00:04:32,665 --> 00:04:35,441 It's in your little handbook. Where your handbook at? 120 00:04:35,518 --> 00:04:37,668 But, um -- [ Laughs ] 121 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:40,613 I mean, Cal U's not gonna find out, though, right? 122 00:04:40,689 --> 00:04:42,597 [ Sighs ] I mean, come on. 123 00:04:42,675 --> 00:04:45,692 You don't have the face of a snitch. 124 00:04:45,769 --> 00:04:46,619 Don't do it again. 125 00:04:46,695 --> 00:04:48,120 Mm-hmm. [ Sighs ] Man. 126 00:04:49,532 --> 00:04:53,350 Yo, this is the block right by my auntie's crib. 127 00:04:53,352 --> 00:04:54,793 [ Chuckles ] You're a Queens kid? 128 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:56,353 [ Clicks tongue ] Born and raised. 129 00:04:56,355 --> 00:04:58,780 I used to want to hang out over there, like, all the time, 130 00:04:58,858 --> 00:05:00,524 but my dad would never let me. 131 00:05:00,526 --> 00:05:03,043 Yo, he was just trying to protect you from dudes like me. 132 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,712 Yeah? Yeah, I'm the reason why you wasn't allowed on that block. 133 00:05:05,789 --> 00:05:07,197 Really? Yeah. 134 00:05:07,199 --> 00:05:10,717 'Cause, um, you don't have the face of a bad boy, either. 135 00:05:10,794 --> 00:05:11,810 Well, I did once steal a bodega cat. 136 00:05:11,887 --> 00:05:15,372 [ Chuckles ] 137 00:05:15,374 --> 00:05:19,151 ♪ We're going to daycare, first day of school ♪ 138 00:05:19,228 --> 00:05:22,145 ♪ So Mama can get to class on...time ♪ 139 00:05:23,566 --> 00:05:25,382 No. No. 140 00:05:25,384 --> 00:05:28,810 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 141 00:05:28,888 --> 00:05:32,498 ♪ 142 00:05:32,575 --> 00:05:33,891 [ Thud ] [ Sighs ] 143 00:05:33,893 --> 00:05:35,075 Damn it! 144 00:05:35,152 --> 00:05:37,061 I called my parents 145 00:05:37,063 --> 00:05:38,729 hoping to hash it out over the phone, 146 00:05:38,731 --> 00:05:39,913 but they refuse to hear anything I have to say. 147 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:40,989 And they're already on their way. 148 00:05:41,067 --> 00:05:42,324 I'm frickin' screwed. 149 00:05:42,401 --> 00:05:44,068 Dude, I know you're scared to face your parents, 150 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:45,160 but what are they gonna do? 151 00:05:45,237 --> 00:05:46,570 Kill you? Maybe. 152 00:05:46,572 --> 00:05:48,088 They literally immigrated here so I could graduate 153 00:05:48,165 --> 00:05:50,832 from an American university. 154 00:05:50,910 --> 00:05:52,242 And all our family back in India believes 155 00:05:52,244 --> 00:05:55,337 I'm gonna be the first Shah to graduate college. 156 00:05:55,414 --> 00:05:57,672 I'm a failure on not one, but two continents. 157 00:05:57,750 --> 00:06:00,359 Well, what exactly do they know about what went down? 158 00:06:00,436 --> 00:06:02,344 That I got expelled because I got caught 159 00:06:02,421 --> 00:06:04,512 with a boatload of drugs. Did you? 160 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:06,348 Or did their honorable, studious son 161 00:06:06,425 --> 00:06:07,925 find himself in a car with a White girl 162 00:06:07,927 --> 00:06:09,276 who had a bunch of drugs on her? 163 00:06:09,353 --> 00:06:10,761 Change. The. Story. 164 00:06:10,763 --> 00:06:12,037 What do you mean? 165 00:06:12,114 --> 00:06:13,931 I mean, nobody really knows what happened that night 166 00:06:13,933 --> 00:06:15,115 unless you were there. 167 00:06:15,192 --> 00:06:16,709 Blame it on Heidi. 168 00:06:16,785 --> 00:06:17,951 Tell them that caramel-haired, 169 00:06:18,028 --> 00:06:19,453 blue-eyed seductress lured you in, 170 00:06:19,529 --> 00:06:20,938 and the second she got caught 171 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:22,956 for behavior that you knew nothing of, 172 00:06:23,033 --> 00:06:24,166 she framed her sweet, innocent, Brown boyfriend. 173 00:06:27,296 --> 00:06:28,887 Damn, that's pretty good. Mm-hmm. 174 00:06:28,964 --> 00:06:30,447 I could even tell them that she pressured me 175 00:06:30,449 --> 00:06:32,207 into writing her term paper in exchange for sex. 176 00:06:32,284 --> 00:06:33,133 Oh, less is more, dude. Less is more. 177 00:06:33,210 --> 00:06:34,968 Yeah, no, don't do that. 178 00:06:35,045 --> 00:06:36,544 Jazz, what are you doing, okay? Huh? 179 00:06:36,622 --> 00:06:39,398 This man's been walking the path of deception for four years. 180 00:06:39,475 --> 00:06:40,474 You got to just rip the Band-Aid of lies off, 181 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:41,383 and you will set yourself free. 182 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:42,735 [ Doorbell rings ] 183 00:06:44,888 --> 00:06:46,980 Is it them? 184 00:06:47,057 --> 00:06:47,631 I do kinda want to see them kill you. 185 00:06:47,633 --> 00:06:52,727 ♪ 186 00:06:52,805 --> 00:06:53,579 I don't think I can do this. 187 00:06:53,656 --> 00:06:56,248 Okay, Vivek, relax. 188 00:06:56,325 --> 00:06:57,732 The truth is, no matter how bad it is, 189 00:06:57,810 --> 00:06:59,660 they'll always love you. 190 00:06:59,736 --> 00:07:01,311 Yes. 191 00:07:01,313 --> 00:07:02,537 [ Doorbell rings ] 192 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:09,762 Dad? 193 00:07:09,838 --> 00:07:11,246 You got married in Mexico! 194 00:07:11,323 --> 00:07:12,839 I don't love you anymore! 195 00:07:12,916 --> 00:07:15,434 ♪ 196 00:07:15,511 --> 00:07:16,918 Blame. That. White. Girl. 197 00:07:21,850 --> 00:07:25,427 So, here I am, thinking my biggest problem 198 00:07:25,504 --> 00:07:26,520 was being audited yet again 199 00:07:26,596 --> 00:07:28,763 because the IRS can't stand 200 00:07:28,841 --> 00:07:32,359 when a Black man gets creative with his Petco receipts. 201 00:07:32,436 --> 00:07:36,938 But really, my bigger problem was uncovered by my tax man 202 00:07:37,016 --> 00:07:38,791 when he found a mysterious credit card charge 203 00:07:38,867 --> 00:07:41,627 for a wedding chapel in Mexico! 204 00:07:41,704 --> 00:07:45,205 So, now I have to worry about you and the IRS?! 205 00:07:45,282 --> 00:07:46,965 No. Absolutely not. Dad, just let me explain -- 206 00:07:47,042 --> 00:07:49,359 Explain it to your mother. 207 00:07:49,361 --> 00:07:52,805 Because it furthered her suspicions about me and Maritza. 208 00:07:52,881 --> 00:07:55,215 [ Whispering ] Who's Maritza? [ Sighs ] Our cleaning lady. 209 00:07:55,292 --> 00:07:58,202 Our beautiful, intelligent, underappreciated 210 00:07:58,204 --> 00:07:59,369 domestic goddess. 211 00:07:59,371 --> 00:08:01,221 Dad, if you just listen to me for a second, 212 00:08:01,298 --> 00:08:03,040 it turned out 213 00:08:03,042 --> 00:08:05,559 our marriage was not even legal. 214 00:08:05,635 --> 00:08:07,544 Oh. 215 00:08:07,546 --> 00:08:08,895 And you knew this before you went into it? 216 00:08:08,972 --> 00:08:10,564 I mean, I -- 217 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:13,066 N-No. 218 00:08:13,143 --> 00:08:15,661 So, when you entered into the Mexican chapel with him, 219 00:08:15,738 --> 00:08:19,556 your intention was to get legally married? 220 00:08:19,558 --> 00:08:20,833 [ Normal voice ] Uh, Mr. Johnson, 221 00:08:20,909 --> 00:08:22,392 if I may respectfully interject here, 222 00:08:22,394 --> 00:08:23,836 uh, this sounds much worse than it was. Absolutely. 223 00:08:23,912 --> 00:08:25,245 Our judgment was off. Mm-hmm. 224 00:08:25,322 --> 00:08:26,596 We had obviously been drinking. 225 00:08:26,598 --> 00:08:27,748 Not -- Uh, not a lot. 226 00:08:27,824 --> 00:08:29,249 We hadn't been drinking a lot, 227 00:08:29,326 --> 00:08:30,400 but we just thought it would be fun, 228 00:08:30,402 --> 00:08:32,085 like, a spontaneous situation, 229 00:08:32,162 --> 00:08:34,162 and just a spur of the moment, like, uh, lark. 230 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,164 A lark? [ Laughing ] Yeah. 231 00:08:36,242 --> 00:08:36,423 [ Laughs ] You know what lark means? 232 00:08:38,744 --> 00:08:40,185 Boy, you wild. [ Laughs ] Thank you. 233 00:08:40,262 --> 00:08:41,745 Now shut your ass up. 234 00:08:41,747 --> 00:08:43,355 Yes, sir. [ Sighs ] 235 00:08:43,432 --> 00:08:48,101 You continue to make bad decision after bad decision, 236 00:08:48,178 --> 00:08:52,531 which ultimately ends up with me having to bail you out. 237 00:08:52,608 --> 00:08:54,199 Wait, your dad posted bail in Mexico? 238 00:08:54,276 --> 00:08:56,684 Who the [bleep] needed to be bailed out in Mexico? 239 00:08:56,762 --> 00:08:58,520 No. No, just Aaron 240 00:08:58,597 --> 00:09:00,706 and a handful of naughty Mexicans. 241 00:09:00,783 --> 00:09:03,208 Yeah. 242 00:09:03,285 --> 00:09:07,045 Look, Zoey, I didn't think it could get much worse 243 00:09:07,122 --> 00:09:08,881 after your whole cheating scandal 244 00:09:08,957 --> 00:09:11,958 and then you dropping out of college. 245 00:09:12,035 --> 00:09:14,628 But this time, you have truly outdone yourself. 246 00:09:17,207 --> 00:09:18,298 Hell, Zoey, I don't even know what to say. 247 00:09:21,287 --> 00:09:22,619 You're not just a disappointment anymore. 248 00:09:22,621 --> 00:09:23,470 You're an embarrassment. 249 00:09:25,307 --> 00:09:27,307 Okay. 250 00:09:27,384 --> 00:09:29,401 Understood. 251 00:09:29,478 --> 00:09:32,646 Well, Dad, thanks so much for coming all this way 252 00:09:32,722 --> 00:09:34,798 to tell me that and humiliate me. 253 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,649 I really appreciate it. 254 00:09:35,725 --> 00:09:39,894 ♪ 255 00:09:39,972 --> 00:09:40,746 I'm just gonna check on her. 256 00:09:40,823 --> 00:09:41,729 Yeah, you do that. 257 00:09:41,807 --> 00:09:44,232 ♪ 258 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:45,751 Yo. 259 00:09:45,828 --> 00:09:49,313 I can't believe I'm high with a resident. 260 00:09:49,315 --> 00:09:50,981 And a freshman. 261 00:09:50,983 --> 00:09:53,575 Yo, does this make me a bad RA? 262 00:09:53,652 --> 00:09:54,000 Or does this make me a bad person? 263 00:09:54,077 --> 00:09:55,502 No. 264 00:09:55,579 --> 00:09:58,155 Okay? Not at all. 265 00:09:58,157 --> 00:10:00,265 That shirt makes you a bad person. 266 00:10:00,342 --> 00:10:01,658 What's wrong with my shirt? 267 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:04,085 Should I change it? 268 00:10:04,163 --> 00:10:05,846 Or you could just, like...take it off. 269 00:10:07,833 --> 00:10:09,107 I mean... 270 00:10:09,184 --> 00:10:13,261 ♪ 271 00:10:13,339 --> 00:10:14,446 Feelin' a little better? 272 00:10:14,523 --> 00:10:16,782 I am. 273 00:10:16,859 --> 00:10:18,600 This smoothie put me in a lighter place. 274 00:10:18,677 --> 00:10:21,511 It's the creatine. 275 00:10:21,513 --> 00:10:21,787 Bad for the testicles, great for the spirit. 276 00:10:21,864 --> 00:10:24,348 Ah. 277 00:10:24,350 --> 00:10:25,791 Just like Maritza. [ Chuckles ] 278 00:10:29,021 --> 00:10:29,536 Can I ask you a question, sir? 279 00:10:29,613 --> 00:10:32,447 Yeah. 280 00:10:32,524 --> 00:10:33,948 I know you're upset with Zoey right now, 281 00:10:34,026 --> 00:10:36,451 but with all the bad stuff she's done, 282 00:10:36,528 --> 00:10:40,138 is there ever a world where she does something so awful 283 00:10:40,215 --> 00:10:41,623 that you wouldn't be able to forgive her? 284 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,124 Now, we talking stepping on my sneakers 285 00:10:43,202 --> 00:10:45,143 or murdering half a town? 286 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:47,220 Not that there's a significant difference. 287 00:10:47,297 --> 00:10:53,301 What about, like... I don't know, 288 00:10:53,379 --> 00:10:54,394 she sold drugs and maybe got herself expelled? 289 00:10:54,471 --> 00:10:55,470 Is that why she's in Mexico? 290 00:10:55,547 --> 00:10:58,306 Is my baby girl a mule?! No! No! 291 00:10:58,384 --> 00:10:59,491 This is totally unrelated to Zoey. 292 00:10:59,568 --> 00:11:03,645 Just a fun game of questions, you know? Okay. 293 00:11:03,722 --> 00:11:05,572 Trying to gauge where a parent draws the line 294 00:11:05,649 --> 00:11:07,499 when it comes to forgiveness. 295 00:11:07,576 --> 00:11:11,228 Look, there is no line for forgiveness 296 00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:14,748 between a parent and a child. 297 00:11:14,824 --> 00:11:18,402 But God knows I would be devastated if I found out 298 00:11:18,404 --> 00:11:20,070 that my kid was living some sort of lie 299 00:11:20,072 --> 00:11:21,338 and I didn't know who she was. 300 00:11:23,909 --> 00:11:25,425 Right. 301 00:11:25,502 --> 00:11:27,077 Yeah, but I have to imagine 302 00:11:27,079 --> 00:11:29,763 that the hardest part would be... 303 00:11:29,839 --> 00:11:31,857 rebuilding a relationship with a stranger. 304 00:11:31,934 --> 00:11:34,693 But you would want to rebuild that relationship? 305 00:11:34,770 --> 00:11:36,361 Of course I would. That's my flesh and blood. 306 00:11:36,438 --> 00:11:40,365 Now, obviously, if we're talking about Junior, 307 00:11:40,442 --> 00:11:41,516 you know, none of that applies. 308 00:11:41,593 --> 00:11:43,093 He'd be dead to me. 309 00:11:43,095 --> 00:11:44,536 So, please, tell me we're talking about Junior, 310 00:11:44,613 --> 00:11:46,763 because I've been looking for a reason to turn my back on him. 311 00:11:46,765 --> 00:11:50,267 ♪ 312 00:11:50,269 --> 00:11:51,526 "Take good notes"? Really? 313 00:11:51,603 --> 00:11:52,986 You're just gonna text that to your best friend 314 00:11:53,063 --> 00:11:55,105 without any explanation of why you're blowing off class? 315 00:11:55,107 --> 00:11:56,940 Ana, please don't -- No, no, I am so stressed right now! 316 00:11:56,942 --> 00:11:59,367 I'm trying to take notes for myself, and now you want -- Dude! Dude! 317 00:11:59,445 --> 00:12:00,702 The daycare shut down, okay? 318 00:12:00,779 --> 00:12:03,613 I had Luna in one hand, I had my phone in the other. 319 00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:04,872 I didn't have time to give you, like, 320 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:07,559 an explanation or politely beg. 321 00:12:07,636 --> 00:12:09,210 Oh, wow. Okay. 322 00:12:09,288 --> 00:12:11,713 Um, what's the plan, then? 323 00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:13,231 Obviously don't have a plan. 324 00:12:13,308 --> 00:12:15,383 I thought maybe that I could take her to class, 325 00:12:15,461 --> 00:12:18,570 but that would have been a disaster 'cause she's a toddler 326 00:12:18,647 --> 00:12:21,406 and she doesn't sit still for, like, ever, 327 00:12:21,483 --> 00:12:24,726 and also someone taught her the word "pinga," 328 00:12:24,803 --> 00:12:25,560 and she doesn't stop saying it. 329 00:12:25,637 --> 00:12:27,471 Sorry about that. 330 00:12:27,473 --> 00:12:29,397 Yeah. 331 00:12:29,475 --> 00:12:33,660 Look, I know today was rough... 332 00:12:33,737 --> 00:12:35,145 Mm. ...but, um, look at the bright side -- 333 00:12:35,147 --> 00:12:36,254 you just missed one class. 334 00:12:36,331 --> 00:12:37,831 You'll find a babysitter 335 00:12:37,907 --> 00:12:39,741 and you'll be back in class in no time. 336 00:12:39,818 --> 00:12:41,426 Ana, when am I gonna find a babysitter? 337 00:12:41,503 --> 00:12:43,595 Between Luna, between class, 338 00:12:43,672 --> 00:12:45,155 between studying for the LSATs, 339 00:12:45,157 --> 00:12:46,006 I barely have time to go to the bathroom, 340 00:12:46,082 --> 00:12:48,934 let alone find a babysitter. 341 00:12:49,011 --> 00:12:50,102 And I would ask Phil, but I can't ask Phil, 342 00:12:50,178 --> 00:12:52,604 because his one and only text message to me 343 00:12:52,681 --> 00:12:54,255 said something along the lines of, 344 00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:57,517 "I want nothing to do with you or our baby," 345 00:12:57,594 --> 00:13:00,112 so I don't really think he would be a lot of help. 346 00:13:00,188 --> 00:13:02,430 You know, as hard as it was 347 00:13:02,508 --> 00:13:04,432 to be at my parents' during the pandemic, 348 00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:07,619 I at least had a village. 349 00:13:07,696 --> 00:13:10,030 They were full-time, around-the-clock help, 350 00:13:10,106 --> 00:13:11,957 [Voice breaking] and now I'm, like, 351 00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:14,126 back to struggling and doing it on my own. 352 00:13:14,202 --> 00:13:15,685 Okay. Okay. What can I do to help? 353 00:13:15,687 --> 00:13:17,521 Nothing. Nothing. 354 00:13:17,523 --> 00:13:20,023 I'm just having a moment right now. 355 00:13:20,025 --> 00:13:22,375 [ Sniffles ] 356 00:13:22,452 --> 00:13:23,468 Luna: Pinga. [ Laughs ] 357 00:13:27,032 --> 00:13:29,382 I'll fix that. 358 00:13:29,459 --> 00:13:30,809 [ Knock on door ] 359 00:13:33,872 --> 00:13:35,096 [ Sighs ] [ Knock on door ] 360 00:13:39,378 --> 00:13:42,136 Mom. Dad. 361 00:13:42,214 --> 00:13:43,321 May we come in? 362 00:13:43,398 --> 00:13:46,216 Uh, sure. Yeah. 363 00:13:46,218 --> 00:13:46,733 Obviously, we have a lot to talk about. 364 00:13:46,810 --> 00:13:54,240 ♪ 365 00:13:58,747 --> 00:14:01,581 So, after a day of contemplating 366 00:14:01,658 --> 00:14:03,324 how he should handle his parents, 367 00:14:03,402 --> 00:14:05,493 Vivek realized the best thing to do 368 00:14:05,571 --> 00:14:07,253 was to approach them like an adult -- 369 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:08,755 with the truth. 370 00:14:08,832 --> 00:14:10,164 So, here it is. 371 00:14:10,242 --> 00:14:12,184 Um, I'll lay it out for you the only way I know how. 372 00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:18,023 I am... 373 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:18,765 a drug dealer. 374 00:14:22,588 --> 00:14:24,529 I've been dealing drugs since I came to college. 375 00:14:24,606 --> 00:14:26,756 Um, before I got caught, my plan was to stop, 376 00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:32,612 but instead, I got, um, arrested and, um, expelled. 377 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:39,711 And so Vivek told his parents everything that contributed 378 00:14:39,788 --> 00:14:42,214 to his detour on the road to adulthood. 379 00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:45,108 I love you. 380 00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:47,293 And I promise, I'm not that person anymore. 381 00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:49,129 And from here on out, there'll be no more lies, 382 00:14:49,205 --> 00:14:52,724 so we can start rebuilding our relationship. 383 00:14:54,636 --> 00:14:56,286 Oh. 384 00:14:56,288 --> 00:14:57,303 Oh, Vivek. 385 00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:58,346 [ Sniffles ] 386 00:15:05,631 --> 00:15:07,405 I suppose you could have continued to lie, 387 00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:09,074 but you chose the courageous path and came clean. 388 00:15:11,653 --> 00:15:14,746 And I appreciate that. 389 00:15:14,823 --> 00:15:16,030 I'm so glad to hear that, Dad. 390 00:15:19,144 --> 00:15:21,828 But now, having a clear idea of who you are, 391 00:15:21,905 --> 00:15:24,831 I realize... 392 00:15:24,908 --> 00:15:25,924 you are not my son. 393 00:15:28,654 --> 00:15:33,840 And I have no desire to rebuild any kind of relationship 394 00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:36,584 with this person you have become. 395 00:15:36,662 --> 00:15:45,001 ♪ 396 00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:46,186 Hello. 397 00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:48,262 Hey. 398 00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:49,781 I didn't realize you were still here, 399 00:15:49,858 --> 00:15:52,025 making food. 400 00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:54,119 Well, your roommate needed some advice, 401 00:15:54,196 --> 00:15:55,862 and when I decided to leave, 402 00:15:55,939 --> 00:15:57,438 I realized my keys were in the same room 403 00:15:57,516 --> 00:15:58,448 as him and his parents. 404 00:16:00,519 --> 00:16:01,201 Vermont cheddar? 405 00:16:04,022 --> 00:16:05,947 Look, Zoey -- 406 00:16:06,024 --> 00:16:07,023 Actually, Dad, can I say something? 407 00:16:07,025 --> 00:16:09,359 Yeah. 408 00:16:09,361 --> 00:16:12,212 Contrary to what you just accused me of, 409 00:16:12,288 --> 00:16:13,713 you know I have never called you once 410 00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:17,717 to bail me out of any situation, because I figured it out. 411 00:16:17,794 --> 00:16:19,219 And I'm not trying to dismiss 412 00:16:19,295 --> 00:16:20,887 or make light of the many mistakes I've made, 413 00:16:20,964 --> 00:16:22,872 but I've owned up, 414 00:16:22,874 --> 00:16:24,298 and I-I've dealt with the repercussions. 415 00:16:24,376 --> 00:16:26,300 I figured it out 416 00:16:26,378 --> 00:16:27,468 when I dropped out of school and had to re-enroll 417 00:16:27,546 --> 00:16:30,547 and then again when I had to play catch-up 418 00:16:30,549 --> 00:16:32,824 in the middle of a global pandemic. 419 00:16:32,901 --> 00:16:34,475 I know I may not be doing things 420 00:16:34,553 --> 00:16:35,643 exactly the way you want me to, 421 00:16:35,721 --> 00:16:38,905 but please believe I am getting them done. 422 00:16:38,982 --> 00:16:41,391 [ Sighs ] 423 00:16:41,393 --> 00:16:42,116 Everything you said is right. 424 00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:47,564 For the last 21 years, 425 00:16:47,566 --> 00:16:49,323 I have been looking out for you, baby girl, 426 00:16:49,401 --> 00:16:53,236 and it's really, really hard to let go. 427 00:16:53,238 --> 00:16:55,238 But you're gonna have to at some point 428 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,015 so I can grow into the adult I'm gonna be. 429 00:16:57,092 --> 00:16:59,576 Maybe you're right. [ Sighs ] 430 00:16:59,578 --> 00:17:01,186 And maybe as an adult, you need to start 431 00:17:01,263 --> 00:17:02,595 paying for your own credit card. 432 00:17:02,672 --> 00:17:05,932 I mean, I'm always gonna be your wittle girl, though. 433 00:17:06,009 --> 00:17:07,600 [ Chuckles ] 434 00:17:07,677 --> 00:17:08,360 Yes, you will be, Zoey. 435 00:17:08,436 --> 00:17:10,011 Now give me some love. 436 00:17:10,088 --> 00:17:12,030 Come on, baby. 437 00:17:12,107 --> 00:17:13,189 Hey. Mm? 438 00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:16,534 I just want to say that I'm sorry 439 00:17:16,611 --> 00:17:21,188 for some of the hurtful, nasty things that I said to you. 440 00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:23,190 Thank you. 441 00:17:23,268 --> 00:17:24,784 Now, we both know that you are not 442 00:17:24,861 --> 00:17:26,452 the biggest disappointment in this family. 443 00:17:26,529 --> 00:17:28,046 Right? 444 00:17:28,123 --> 00:17:30,290 It's your mama. Oh. 445 00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:32,792 But all that will change when you get your new mami. 446 00:17:32,869 --> 00:17:36,629 Then we're just gonna have to find us, uh, a new housekeeper. 447 00:17:36,706 --> 00:17:38,039 [ Crunching ] 448 00:17:38,116 --> 00:17:40,967 ♪ 449 00:17:41,044 --> 00:17:42,394 Doug: There's this new girl at Hawkins. 450 00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:44,621 She got body going crazy. 451 00:17:44,623 --> 00:17:49,216 Like "waifish model" body or more like Texas rotund body? 452 00:17:49,294 --> 00:17:51,236 Mm, she more like... 453 00:17:51,313 --> 00:17:52,312 like a fit snowman. Mm. 454 00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:53,405 Respectfully. 455 00:17:53,481 --> 00:17:55,298 That's just how I like 'em, too. 456 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:56,908 Sticks for arms... Mm. 457 00:17:56,985 --> 00:17:59,393 ...cold, dark eyes, a smoker... 458 00:17:59,471 --> 00:18:00,653 Hey, man, and she dope. 459 00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:03,564 I mean, we only kicked it for a couple of hours, 460 00:18:03,642 --> 00:18:05,658 but she cool as hell. 461 00:18:05,735 --> 00:18:07,234 I mean, as a snowman is. Mm-hmm. 462 00:18:07,312 --> 00:18:09,829 Sounds like Frosty's seconds away from getting pounded out. 463 00:18:09,906 --> 00:18:11,815 Hey, man, we shall see. 464 00:18:11,817 --> 00:18:12,498 We shall see. We shall see. 465 00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:13,983 We shall see. 466 00:18:13,985 --> 00:18:14,926 What the hell? Oh, my God. 467 00:18:15,003 --> 00:18:17,670 Uh...Doug, 468 00:18:17,747 --> 00:18:20,490 unfortunately, this is my little sister. 469 00:18:20,492 --> 00:18:23,509 [ Chuckles ] Shit. My RA. 470 00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,678 Yeah, yeah, yeah, your RA. 471 00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:28,181 And your big brother's best friend. 472 00:18:28,257 --> 00:18:29,515 Best friend? 473 00:18:29,592 --> 00:18:32,760 I feel like that could use a conversation, but... 474 00:18:32,838 --> 00:18:34,428 I'm sorry, but, um, I-I forgot your name. 475 00:18:34,506 --> 00:18:37,023 What was it again? Um...Dom? 476 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,450 It's Doug. Oh. 477 00:18:38,526 --> 00:18:40,952 And he was actually telling me about this beautiful girl 478 00:18:41,029 --> 00:18:42,178 at Hawkins he was hoping to pound out. 479 00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:43,071 Was he? 480 00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:46,516 I didn't say "pound." 481 00:18:46,518 --> 00:18:49,535 ♪ 482 00:18:49,612 --> 00:18:52,522 [ Luna murmurs ] 483 00:18:52,524 --> 00:18:54,281 [ Quietly ] Hey. Hi. 484 00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:54,874 You feeling any better? 485 00:18:54,951 --> 00:18:56,918 Um, a little bit. 486 00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:00,864 [ Paper rustles ] 487 00:19:00,866 --> 00:19:03,124 What is this? 488 00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:05,385 It's a few phone numbers for some babysitters. 489 00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:07,145 I got them from the School of Early Education, 490 00:19:07,222 --> 00:19:08,554 and before you ask, yes, I've already started 491 00:19:08,631 --> 00:19:09,889 screening, vetting, checking references, 492 00:19:09,966 --> 00:19:12,317 and performing extensive criminal background checks. 493 00:19:14,562 --> 00:19:16,229 That's very sweet. 494 00:19:16,305 --> 00:19:18,047 Thank you. Of course. 495 00:19:18,049 --> 00:19:21,234 Look, you may be a single mom, but you're not alone. 496 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:21,818 Consider me your village. 497 00:19:24,981 --> 00:19:26,831 Thank you. 498 00:19:26,908 --> 00:19:28,574 [ Sniffles ] 499 00:19:28,651 --> 00:19:31,744 ♪ 500 00:19:31,821 --> 00:19:35,899 Our parents may not want to know the dirty details 501 00:19:35,901 --> 00:19:37,233 we encounter on the road to adulthood, 502 00:19:37,235 --> 00:19:42,013 but sometimes, they're simply too big to hid. 503 00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:43,089 Hey, I thought this may help you feel better. 504 00:19:45,927 --> 00:19:48,169 ♪ So every night ♪ 505 00:19:48,246 --> 00:19:50,504 No matter what's happening, 506 00:19:50,582 --> 00:19:51,264 it's not even gonna matter in the long run. 507 00:19:55,511 --> 00:19:58,029 My father hates me. 508 00:19:58,106 --> 00:20:00,440 ♪ You come creeping from behind ♪ 509 00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:03,184 I'm sure.... 510 00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:04,444 I'm sure he doesn't. 511 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:08,264 ♪ 512 00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:12,735 ♪ The night has fallen, night has fallen down ♪ 513 00:20:16,624 --> 00:20:19,884 Okay, it says here you managed a multigenerational household. 514 00:20:19,961 --> 00:20:22,445 You watched five kids -- Yeesh. 515 00:20:22,447 --> 00:20:25,206 You cook -- like that. Clean -- like that. 516 00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:29,060 Speak multiple languages, and you're CPR certified. 517 00:20:29,137 --> 00:20:30,970 I mean, clearly, you have a ton of experience. 518 00:20:31,047 --> 00:20:32,897 It's just -- [ Chuckles ] 519 00:20:32,974 --> 00:20:34,958 [ Through teeth ] I don't understand why in the world 520 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,125 this family would let her go. 521 00:20:36,127 --> 00:20:37,402 [ Through teeth ] I don't know. 522 00:20:37,479 --> 00:20:38,552 It's the one thing I couldn't get to the bottom of. 523 00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:40,797 Hmm. 524 00:20:40,799 --> 00:20:42,632 Do you mind just telling us 525 00:20:42,634 --> 00:20:44,558 why the Johnson family let you go, Maritza? 526 00:20:44,636 --> 00:20:46,660 ♪