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What brings me to Positano?
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It had been three weeks
since Cash dumped me.
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It had also been three weeks
since I washed my hair.
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I came at a bad time.
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Not to be dramatic, but I was dying.
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Wait. I'm sorry you're hurt.
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But what did you expect?
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Zoey? Honey? We're coming in.
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No.
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- Oh, my God!
- Ohh.
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Zoey! What has happened?
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I told you, guys.
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Have you even left this room?
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Of course, I have.
I'm not a... crazy person.
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- Zoey?
- Hm?
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Get your ass up.
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We're taking you out to go dancing
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and drink irresponsible
amounts of liquor.
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You will feel much better.
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At the very least, you
need to breathe some air
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that's not filled with Dorito dust.
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If you don't go out,
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I'm going to live-stream
what's happening here.
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- Ooh.
- Ooh.
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- You don't want that.
- Mnh-mnh.
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Guys, I'm not really in the mood
right now, okay?
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Okay. Zoe?
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Come out with us for one hour,
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and if you're not feeling it,
I'll come back with you myself.
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Hm...
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Come on. Come on.
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Mmm... Okay. Fine. I'll go. Whatever.
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- Yeah!
- Yes! Come on! All right.
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- There she is!
- Yeah!
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- Whoo!
- Guys...
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One, two, three.
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- Hello?
- What the hell?
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- What just happened?
- Huh.
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Welp. Guess this is a sign from God.
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Hey, somebody turn
on their camera light.
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- Oh, good idea.
- I don't know.
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- Ohh.
- Sorry.
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Oh.
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Damn. You put your
pajamas back on quick.
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new every day ♪
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♪ I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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- ♪ I'm grown ♪
- ♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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Sorry, but I'm glad we're not going out.
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I don't know if I could have done it.
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So, what, you're just gonna, like,
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lay in bed the rest of your life?
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Honestly?
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Girl, you better snap out of this.
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You think Cash is laying up somewhere,
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thinking about you, watching
sad-ass white-lady movies?
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Nope. No, girl. Don't worry
about what he's doing.
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You just do what you need
to do to feel better.
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- I'm trying. I'm trying!
- But...
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I can only eat crap,
and I can't fall asleep,
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and every time I try and get up,
you know, I just...
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my body feels heavy.
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Yeah, that's because you're
living off of pizza and eggrolls.
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Your body's just one big trans fat.
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Um, that's just what happens
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when you get your heart broken.
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It's part of the healing process.
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I'm sorry. How is getting fat
helping her heal?
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Huh?
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What? Okay, if she's gonna be depressed,
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I mean, she at least
needs to lose weight.
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It's like the one upside
to being depressed.
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What is wrong with you?
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Yeah. Who broke you?
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Look, I get that she's hurt,
but I just got over a breakup,
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and I realized you can't
wallow like this forever.
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Why not? It feels like my
heart is gonna hurt forever.
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You just need time, Zoe.
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But how much time?
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Guys, literally everything
reminds me of Cash.
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Last night, I watched a game
Cal U wasn't even playing in
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because one time Cash said
DeMarcus Collison at Michigan
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was gonna give him trouble
at his tournament,
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and, you know, I just
wanted to see for myself.
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- Ew!
- I know.
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You know what? At least now
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you don't have to pretend
to like basketball anymore.
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Yeah, but Cal U does have a chance
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of at least making it to the Elite Eight
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as long as Chris Thompson keeps
his free-throw percentage up.
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- Um.
- So it's cool.
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Oh, Zoey.
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I'm sorry. I can't stop Cash
from being on my mind.
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I'm not controlling this.
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Then don't try to.
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Just let yourself feel
what you're feeling.
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I mean, I remember my first heartbreak.
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It was my Uncle John's son, Doug.
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I'm sorry. Your cousin Doug?
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, call him what you want,
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but, you guys...
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I caught him making out
with my mom's sister
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at my quinceañera.
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You mean your aunt?
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It destroyed me.
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And I dealt with the pain.
I didn't run from it.
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Well, you don't have to see
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your cousin and your aunt every day.
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I see Cash's face literally everywhere.
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And, you know, every time I see him,
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I just... I wonder what happened.
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I mean, how can your
feelings for someone
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just change...
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...out of nowhere?
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Maybe his feelings
didn't change, you know?
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He probably didn't even
know what he was feeling.
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I mean, he was not here on
an academic scholarship.
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So you're saying...
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Cash only thought he loved me.
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Girl, nobody's saying that.
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It's just... Everything
isn't some movie.
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I mean, just 'cause someone loves you
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doesn't mean it's always gonna work out.
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And just 'cause it didn't work out
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doesn't mean someone didn't love you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And plus...
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these [Bleep] is wild out here.
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- Mm. Girl.
- There's that, too, girl.
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Yeah.
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Which is why you can't focus
on how great he was.
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You got to focus on the bad stuff.
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Well, I can't think
of any of the bad stuff.
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Oh, come on. I just thought of
like five at the top of my head.
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- Six.
- Seven.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay. This is your shot.
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And I am going to keep pouring it
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until you say something bad about Cash.
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How's that supposed to help me?
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- Uh, one, you'll be drunk.
- You're welcome.
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And, two, you'll have to remember
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that Cash isn't perfect, okay?
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Go. Remember those dumb videos?
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- They showed promise!
- Remember his grades?
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Please tell me you remember
what his hair looked like.
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Girl, that was not
his natural curl pattern.
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Mnh-mnh.
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Okay, fine! Fine. Just stop pouring.
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He never got
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"your" and "you are" right in texts.
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That is weak as hell.
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- Okay, but we'll accept it.
- Thank you.
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And, uh, he was definitely
cheating in all of his classes.
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He used gel toothpaste.
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- Ugh!
- Ooh!
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Once... Once, I told him I was anemic,
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and he asked me
when I got my memory back.
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- No!
- There we go!
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See? It feels good, right?!
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See? Now I don't feel so bad
for icing him out the other day.
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- Yes!
- Wait. What?!
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Hey.
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Oh, my God. Why would you do that?!
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Bitch, we did you a favor!
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Well, now he's gonna think I'm talking
shit about him to my friends.
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- But you are.
- I know.
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But I don't want him to know that.
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Now I have to explain.
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Explain? Uh, no, you don't.
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But he's gonna think I'm mad at him.
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Zoey! You are mad at him!
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I know! But I don't
want him to know that.
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And we've been cool, and
I don't want to mess that up.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What?
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Hold up! Unh!
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What do you mean you've been cool?
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Well... We've just...
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It's nothing.
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It doesn't sound like nothing.
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Oh, my God. Zoey,
are you talking to Cash?
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Me?
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- Are you freakin' kidding me?!
- We've been listening to you cry
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about this idiot for weeks,
and you're still talking to him!
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- Bitch, don't you know the rules?
- What rules?
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The rules about not talking to the ex
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you're still sick over.
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Okay, guys. I'm sorry. I didn't
think I had to tell her this.
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But, um, you obviously...
don't talk to your ex.
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Unfollow on Instagram.
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Unfollow on Twitter. Everything.
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If he's still stalking you,
block his ass.
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I mean, how else are you
supposed to win the breakup?
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Why are you still sitting there
looking like that?
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This is basic shit.
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Okay, well, you know, I was...
I was doing all of that,
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and then he liked one of
my Instagram posts.
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Oh, God.
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Of course he did. Was it old?
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- Yeah.
- Hm.
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And then he hit you with the "Hey" text?
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Sweetie, now you know.
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And now you know what you have to do.
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Do I have to delete his number?
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- Can't I just stop talking to him?
- Clearly not.
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Maybe you should start with Instagram.
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Yep. A simple unfollow.
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I can't.
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- Yes, you can!
- Zoey, hit the button.
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- Hit it, Zoey! Hit it!
- Come on, Zoey!
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- Hit the button, Zoey.
- Hit it!
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You know what, guys...
I'm gonna be looking at his stuff
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whether or not I follow him,
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so, you know, just take my phone.
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- Take my phone!
- Really?
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Please take my phone. Just take
it until I am a stronger person.
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- I am proud of you.
- You did the right thing.
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- Hmm.
- Right.
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Okay, well, now, excuse me
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while I wash the mascara off my face
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and have a panic attack in the bathroom.
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Good plan.
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You'll thank us later!
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Should we just kill Cash?
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You know I'm down.
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Hey, maybe her uncle
has some single sons.
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Hey!
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My life is not a joke!
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Oh, come on.
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Oh! Hey, guys. Guys, well...
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All of you guys... are in there.
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Um, well, I just, uh,
came to check on Zoey,.
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you know, make sure she was all right.
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It's getting pretty crazy
out here, so...
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What's with the bubbly, dude?
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Um, thought she might be thirsty.
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You know, who knows when the next time
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we'd be able to have
an ice-cold beverage?
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Oh, please.
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You came in here to swoop in
on Zoey, didn't you?
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No, I didn't. I didn't do that.
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You heard about her and Cash,
all the lights are out,
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and you just happen to roll up
with some Cham Damme? Sure.
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This is not a good look.
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This is definitely a blackout hookup.
253
00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:46,730
Blackout hookup? I don't
even know what that is.
254
00:10:46,766 --> 00:10:48,766
I've never even actually heard of that.
255
00:10:48,801 --> 00:10:51,602
That's not a thing.
Definitely not a thing.
256
00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:55,272
Excuse me, queen.
257
00:10:55,307 --> 00:10:57,307
You thirsty this evening?
258
00:10:57,343 --> 00:10:59,209
Okay, I know what this looks like now
259
00:10:59,244 --> 00:11:02,145
because, obviously, seeing
him and me with the same...
260
00:11:02,181 --> 00:11:04,181
Yo, dude, can I borrow your candle?
261
00:11:04,216 --> 00:11:07,084
I feel like I'd have more luck
with Wild Fig. Hey, Ana.
262
00:11:08,387 --> 00:11:10,320
Can we come in? I think
that's the best move.
263
00:11:10,356 --> 00:11:11,821
Oh. What candle you have?
264
00:11:11,857 --> 00:11:13,423
Wait. Hold on. So you're telling me
265
00:11:13,459 --> 00:11:15,459
she's still talking to that clown?
266
00:11:15,494 --> 00:11:17,393
Mm-hmm.
267
00:11:19,898 --> 00:11:21,865
God. What's that smell?
268
00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:24,734
Oh, that would be the scent
of a swing and a miss.
269
00:11:24,769 --> 00:11:27,403
Huh? No... Nobody swung. Nobody missed.
270
00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,405
More importantly, you're
still texting Frosted Tips?
271
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,574
I mean, do you not know the rules?
272
00:11:31,610 --> 00:11:33,709
First of all, hi. Welcome to my dorm.
273
00:11:33,744 --> 00:11:35,144
Second of all, I'm learning.
274
00:11:35,179 --> 00:11:38,280
Hey, and from who? What,
the First Wives Club over here?
275
00:11:38,316 --> 00:11:40,316
I mean, what is this?
Feelings Fest 2018?
276
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,784
You guys got pillows all around,
Cheetos, and Takis?
277
00:11:42,820 --> 00:11:44,753
Someone making a Cash voodoo doll next?
278
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,523
Come on, man. This is depressing.
279
00:11:47,558 --> 00:11:49,558
Oh, right. This is way more depressing
280
00:11:49,593 --> 00:11:51,627
than you showing up with a $60 candle
281
00:11:51,662 --> 00:11:53,294
and a $5 bottle of André.
282
00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:54,396
Hmm?
283
00:11:55,566 --> 00:11:58,133
- Whatever. All right?
- All I'm saying is that guys,
284
00:11:58,168 --> 00:12:00,636
okay, we don't need all this
to get over a breakup.
285
00:12:00,671 --> 00:12:03,471
Don't they? Or are you just a sociopath?
286
00:12:03,507 --> 00:12:06,674
Yeah, if you can move on that quickly,
287
00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:09,610
you either weren't in love
or you don't have feelings.
288
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:12,380
Uh, no. We just know how to
manage our feelings better.
289
00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:14,082
Okay? We can compartmentalize.
290
00:12:14,117 --> 00:12:16,117
What's it gonna help, sitting
around, being sad all day?
291
00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:19,087
Well, maybe you actually do feel sad.
292
00:12:20,223 --> 00:12:21,622
Can you back me up here, dude?
293
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,090
- Yeah, totally, you know.
- Please?
294
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:25,026
I always just sweat it out
after a breakup.
295
00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:27,828
You know, just cleanse
my body and my spirit.
296
00:12:35,071 --> 00:12:37,082
Can I get a spot?
297
00:12:39,808 --> 00:12:41,341
Someone?
298
00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:45,379
Dude, I am legitimately
embarrassed for you, bro.
299
00:12:46,882 --> 00:12:48,282
Okay, why can't you just admit
300
00:12:48,317 --> 00:12:50,317
that guys get upset over breakups, too?
301
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,018
Zoey, it's still not the same, okay?
302
00:12:52,054 --> 00:12:53,284
Yeah, I was a little sad.
303
00:12:53,308 --> 00:12:55,256
You have been cooped up
in this room for weeks.
304
00:12:55,257 --> 00:12:57,705
That is true. I came home
and cried every night,
305
00:12:57,730 --> 00:12:59,265
but I was still out on those streets.
306
00:12:59,294 --> 00:13:01,828
Okay. Wait. Wait. So you're
still trying to get it in
307
00:13:01,863 --> 00:13:03,663
while being clinically depressed?
308
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,131
You got to at least try to get it in.
309
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:07,834
You really don't, though.
310
00:13:07,869 --> 00:13:10,269
Yes, you do. But, I mean, okay, fine.
311
00:13:10,305 --> 00:13:12,538
But being in this room, do you
really feel any better?
312
00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,240
Well, I was.
313
00:13:14,275 --> 00:13:16,109
Zoey, you are.
314
00:13:16,144 --> 00:13:18,511
You haven't mentioned Diane Lane
in like three hours.
315
00:13:18,546 --> 00:13:21,547
Thank God. And congratulations.
316
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,082
And, with that, I gotta pee.
317
00:13:23,118 --> 00:13:24,550
- Ooh. Me too.
- Me too! I'm coming.
318
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:27,653
- I can't hold it in anymore.
- I got to go now, too.
319
00:13:27,688 --> 00:13:29,688
Okay.
320
00:13:32,981 --> 00:13:36,191
So, Wild Fig, huh?
321
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,329
Knew that was coming.
322
00:13:37,364 --> 00:13:38,931
Um, look, for the record,
323
00:13:38,966 --> 00:13:41,634
I wasn't trying to make you
feel any worse, all right?
324
00:13:41,669 --> 00:13:44,469
I know. And you didn't.
325
00:13:44,505 --> 00:13:46,571
I'm open to any and all advice
326
00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:49,608
that doesn't make me feel like
some weak, pathetic idiot
327
00:13:49,643 --> 00:13:51,676
that doesn't know what to do
without her boyfriend.
328
00:13:51,711 --> 00:13:55,147
Zoey, you are not the idiot.
Okay? Cash is the idiot.
329
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,149
Yeah, he was a basketball
player or whatever,
330
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,917
but he wasn't the only person
in that relationship
331
00:13:59,953 --> 00:14:02,820
worth being with, you know?
332
00:14:02,856 --> 00:14:06,057
Right. 'Cause I-I'm some great girl.
333
00:14:06,092 --> 00:14:09,127
Yeah. You are. You're beautiful.
334
00:14:09,162 --> 00:14:11,228
You're super-chill, hella goofy.
335
00:14:11,264 --> 00:14:12,496
- Goofy?
- Yeah.
336
00:14:12,532 --> 00:14:15,332
You are the queen of the
awkward hand greeting.
337
00:14:15,368 --> 00:14:16,934
So sue me for not knowing whether
338
00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:18,835
we're going in for a hug or a handshake.
339
00:14:18,871 --> 00:14:21,138
Exactly. You're goofy.
340
00:14:25,144 --> 00:14:26,443
Yeah.
341
00:14:26,479 --> 00:14:29,480
Anyway, this whole thing will
blow over soon, and, um,
342
00:14:29,515 --> 00:14:31,815
you'll be fine.
343
00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:34,218
Yeah. You're right.
344
00:14:36,488 --> 00:14:39,322
And I mean, come on,
it's such a cliché, you know?
345
00:14:39,357 --> 00:14:41,124
Zoe Kravitz? Okay.
346
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,626
Totally.
347
00:14:46,498 --> 00:14:48,165
Wait. What are you talking about?
348
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:51,068
Well, I'm talking about, you know...
349
00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:52,235
Oh, you don't know?
350
00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:54,504
Know what, Aaron?
351
00:15:00,912 --> 00:15:03,346
Cash is hooking up with Zoe Kravitz!
352
00:15:07,578 --> 00:15:09,633
Can you believe this?!
353
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,923
We've only been broken up
for three weeks,
354
00:15:11,948 --> 00:15:13,547
and he's already with someone else!
355
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,683
He's with another Zoe!
356
00:15:15,718 --> 00:15:18,952
I can't compete with the other Zoe,
357
00:15:18,988 --> 00:15:21,255
and that asshole doesn't
even have the decency
358
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:22,523
to give me the heads-up?
359
00:15:22,558 --> 00:15:24,792
I mean, what kind of disrespectful...
360
00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:26,090
Maybe they were just hanging out.
361
00:15:26,115 --> 00:15:29,603
Like it was a, um, group trip to the...
362
00:15:29,899 --> 00:15:31,932
Santa Monica Pier or something.
363
00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:33,901
Oh, yeah. That makes sense.
I think I just read somewhere
364
00:15:33,936 --> 00:15:36,103
Zoe Kravitz loves the Ferris wheel. See?
365
00:15:37,435 --> 00:15:39,500
- Just trying to help.
- Hey, at least now
366
00:15:39,535 --> 00:15:41,669
you're Eskimo sisters with Z-Krav.
367
00:15:41,704 --> 00:15:43,537
I mean, that's... That's pretty dope.
368
00:15:43,573 --> 00:15:46,007
Yeah, yeah, true. Technically,
she got your sloppy seconds,
369
00:15:46,042 --> 00:15:48,943
so you're winning, you know?
370
00:15:48,979 --> 00:15:52,145
It's almost like... a good thing.
371
00:15:52,181 --> 00:15:53,914
O-kay, you guys.
372
00:15:53,949 --> 00:15:56,183
Thank you so much for coming.
373
00:15:56,218 --> 00:15:57,651
We have to leave right now? I thought...
374
00:15:57,687 --> 00:15:59,453
- Appreciate the candle.
- Okay.
375
00:15:59,489 --> 00:16:01,689
You know...
376
00:16:01,724 --> 00:16:05,158
I guess I just wanted that...
that glimmer of hope
377
00:16:05,194 --> 00:16:07,995
that maybe Cash and I would
get back together one day.
378
00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,796
And that's why I was talking to him,
379
00:16:09,831 --> 00:16:11,564
and he took that away from me.
380
00:16:13,002 --> 00:16:15,269
You know what? Screw it.
381
00:16:15,304 --> 00:16:17,204
- Screw it. I'm calling him.
- No.
382
00:16:17,239 --> 00:16:19,239
'Cause he is not
going to get away with it!
383
00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:22,742
Whoa. I got to be real with you, girl.
You gonna look crazy.
384
00:16:22,778 --> 00:16:25,244
She's right. I mean,
whatever power you have
385
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,579
will completely disappear.
386
00:16:26,615 --> 00:16:27,847
And what if he doesn't pick up?
387
00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:29,181
You gonna leave a voicemail?
388
00:16:29,217 --> 00:16:30,750
What if he does pick up?
What are you gonna say?
389
00:16:30,786 --> 00:16:33,286
Do you really want Zoe Kravitz
and Cash laughing at you?
390
00:16:33,321 --> 00:16:36,523
I could give a shit
if Zoe Kravitz laughs at me.
391
00:16:36,558 --> 00:16:39,292
I have to get this off my chest.
Now give me my phone.
392
00:16:43,398 --> 00:16:45,264
Do not call him!
393
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:46,933
I am calling him!
394
00:16:47,768 --> 00:16:49,135
- Excuse me.
- Okay.
395
00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:51,103
- Oh, wow.
- She's calling him.
396
00:16:51,139 --> 00:16:53,139
It's dark!
397
00:16:59,914 --> 00:17:01,880
- This bitch is crazy.
- Oh, Jesus.
398
00:17:24,438 --> 00:17:28,139
Okay.
399
00:17:28,175 --> 00:17:29,774
Cash?
400
00:17:29,809 --> 00:17:31,375
Zoey, I need to talk to you.
401
00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:33,410
Cash, what the hell?
402
00:17:33,446 --> 00:17:35,880
- Zoey?
- What?
403
00:17:35,915 --> 00:17:37,648
Zoey.
404
00:17:40,787 --> 00:17:42,987
Okay. What are you doing here?
405
00:17:44,223 --> 00:17:48,125
Oh. Right. You're hooking up
with Zoe Kravitz, aren't you?
406
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,195
- Zoey, listen.
- No. No. No, no.
407
00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:53,364
You listen. We have been
talking for weeks,
408
00:17:53,399 --> 00:17:55,065
and you didn't think to mention
409
00:17:55,101 --> 00:17:56,733
that you have a new girlfriend,
410
00:17:56,768 --> 00:17:59,269
or whatever the hell
you want to call her?
411
00:17:59,305 --> 00:18:01,905
'Cause I was about to put
my life on hold for you,
412
00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:03,673
and you dump me, and that's...
413
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,809
It's embarrassing enough. And now this?
414
00:18:05,844 --> 00:18:09,345
- God. I don't even want to look at you!
- Zoe.
415
00:18:11,617 --> 00:18:13,082
I screwed up.
416
00:18:13,118 --> 00:18:14,450
Yeah.
417
00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:18,788
And I'm sorry. But I'm here now.
418
00:18:20,591 --> 00:18:22,191
'Cause all I want is you.
419
00:18:40,678 --> 00:18:43,345
I know.
420
00:18:46,851 --> 00:18:48,483
What'd he say?
421
00:18:48,519 --> 00:18:50,352
Zoe Kravitz laughed at you, right?
422
00:18:50,387 --> 00:18:52,220
We knew she would.
423
00:18:53,857 --> 00:18:55,457
I didn't call.
424
00:18:55,492 --> 00:18:56,691
Ohh!
425
00:18:56,726 --> 00:18:59,528
- Thank God.
- Wait. But what happened?
426
00:18:59,563 --> 00:19:02,297
Well, I mean, I was so close,
427
00:19:02,332 --> 00:19:05,633
but something just... didn't feel right.
428
00:19:05,669 --> 00:19:08,474
- Then you made the right decision.
- Mmm.
429
00:19:08,499 --> 00:19:10,672
If you felt it, you need
to trust that part of you.
430
00:19:12,742 --> 00:19:13,942
Oh!
431
00:19:13,977 --> 00:19:16,143
- Ohh! I can see!
- Finally!
432
00:19:16,179 --> 00:19:18,446
All right. You guys...
433
00:19:18,481 --> 00:19:20,582
I didn't get over Cash in one night,
434
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:22,784
not even close.
435
00:19:22,819 --> 00:19:24,251
But with Diane Lane,
436
00:19:24,287 --> 00:19:26,587
a couple bags of Hot Cheetos and Takis,
437
00:19:26,622 --> 00:19:29,590
and, most importantly, my friends...
438
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,325
Can I take the Wild Fig candle?
439
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,859
Oh!
440
00:19:32,895 --> 00:19:34,695
...I did eventually get there.
441
00:19:46,801 --> 00:19:49,575
I just got a text about
a party across campus.
442
00:19:49,629 --> 00:19:52,441
- There's still time.
- You know I'm down.
443
00:19:52,475 --> 00:19:54,308
But we'd have to bring our own alcohol.
444
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,870
- Nope, not worth it.
- No.
445
00:19:55,905 --> 00:19:57,866
- Yeah.
- Hmn. I'm good here.
446
00:19:57,891 --> 00:19:59,824
- Mm-hmm.
- So what should we do?
447
00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:33,033
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