♪ Hola, mami, you got me losing focus ♪
♪ Got what you need ♪
♪ And you don't even know it ♪
♪ Lost and solita ♪
College. Who [bleep] needs it?
I'm quitting Cal U.
Not me, considering that I'm now styling
not one, but two celebrity clients.
Your boy Joey Bada$$ hooked your girl Zoey Bada$$ up
with her first music video shoot here in Miami.
And tomorrow, I am finally headed back home to Cali,
where I get four days off to reconnect with my girls
and possibly see... [ Exhales sharply ]
[ Coughing ] ...Aaron.
[ Clears throat ]
Okay, you know what? Fine. I did cough "Aaron."
Confession -- I haven't been able to stop coughing
or thinking about him since our last kiss.
Man: Wardrobe! Anyone from wardrobe?
Wardrobe. That's me.
[ Ding, ding! ]
Is everything okay?
No. It's hot as fish grease out here,
and nothing about this fabric is breathable.
Well, I actually have your second-choice options on standby.
Um, you know what? I'm sure we can figure something out
if you give me like 15 minutes.
12? 10.
Why'd I do that?
I'm not really feeling this outfit anymore.
I just realized that all the other dancers
have the same look.
I need to stand out.
You know, unfortunately, I really don't have
anything else other than swimsuits.
Yes, you do.
♪
[ Ding! ]
♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ Learn something new every day ♪
♪ I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ♪
♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪
♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪
♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
♪ I'm grown ♪ ♪ You can tell me ♪
♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
♪ I'm grown ♪
Man: Playback!
[ Slow hip-hop music plays ]
♪ Diamonds dancing all up on my neck ♪
♪ Baby, quit playin' ♪
♪ Can you handle all of the flavors I bring?♪
♪ Too much drip ♪ ♪ Drip, drip ♪
♪ Got too much flavor ♪
♪ You want this drip? ♪ ♪ Drip, drip ♪
♪ Wanna taste this flavor? ♪
♪ Too much drip ♪ ♪ Drip, drip ♪
♪ Got too much flavor ♪
Director: And cut! [ Bell rings ]
[ Gasps ] Oh.
I really need a few days off.
-Yo, Zo. -Mm?
-You daydreaming over here? -No!
Look, I know you've been dying to get back home,
but I got to ask...
for you to stay one more day.
Wait, what?
But what about my girls and Aaron's lips?
So, the director wants to shoot
one more shot in Little Havana,
but after that, I promise
you can get on the first flight back to L.A.
I even bumped you up to first class.
But the connecting to Orlando.
The short leg.
Zoey: So, while I had been away on the road
for the past month working, back at Cal U,
Jazz and Doug's relationship break
was still a work in progress.
Ohh!
Now I see why someone had to come to Titanium
for their delicious jalapeño poppers.
Because it's close to our house, and I'm hungry.
Or maybe because it's close to Doug and you're thirsty.
Okay, it is strictly a coincidence that Doug is here.
Yeah, but you checking his Instagram page
for his tagged location is not.
But that's none of my business.
I'll just be right over here, eating my olives.
Since the guys are all here,
we should just go say hey, right?
Oh, I'm not really --
And...we're doing this.
[ Laughter ]
Hello, everyone.
-Hey. -Yo.
-Hi. -What's up?
-Hey. -Hi. I'm Jazlyn.
And you are? -Lola.
Oh, Lola. That is so pretty.
Like Bugs Bunny's girlfriend.
Are you anyone's girlfriend?
No.
Wow! Single!
What was your last name, again?
Okay, um, Jazz, I-I think I smell our jalapeño poppers.
[ Whispering ] We should go.
[ Normal voice ] Nice to meet you.
That was awkward.
You and Jazz good?
I mean, we're not... not good?
We've just been taking some space
so she can focus on her Olympic trials.
We're, like, putting a little pin in the relationship.
Oh, so -- so you guys are broken up?
No, we're just, you know, uh...
waiting on each other, I guess.
So, can you have sex with other people while you're waiting, or...?
Nah. But...
Brah, you might as well suit up and get out on the field,
because your ass is being played.
I'm sorry. How is he being played?
His girl doesn't want to have sex with him,
but she doesn't want him to have sex with other people.
That's basically telling the man not to breathe.
Okay, see, that's some typical double-standard nonsense.
When male athletes are training for a big game,
they abstain from sex, expecting their girls to wait,
and there's never a question. -That's true.
I don't know. Maybe I'd wait.
If, uh...
my penis got cut off in a very tragic farming accident
or something like that.
But, hey, more power to you, man.
Vivek: All I know is, it takes a lot of restraint, okay?
I personally could not wait. I need to be smashing.
You don't be smashing as it is.
Yeah, but when I start, okay, I don't plan on stopping, okay?
I will be living inside the vagina.
O...kay, I hate to say it, but I get what Vivek's saying.
Obviously, not the living-inside part,
but relationships are hard as it is,
so for Doug's girl to add another complicated layer,
it's unfair.
Fair or unfair,
I think Doug is making a respectable decision.
Thank you.
I say, if you want to be a basketball wife,
you go out there and be
the best damn basketball wife you can be.
-You know what? -Okay?
Okay. I'm ready.
Yo. You good? Hm?
You forget your inhaler or something?
Oh, don't worry about it. I beat asthma yesterday.
Anyways, I know I'm supposed to go to Italy in a few days
and we had a lot of plans tonight, but...
honestly, I just kind of want to chill here with you all night.
♪
I'm sorry. What plans?
Thank you.
Okay, so, since we're staying in tonight,
[ Shoes thud ] we might as well make every second count.
The floor is lava.
You're wildin' right now.
Come on. Didn't you ever play this game as a kid?
[ Inhales sharply ] I never was a kid.
Dude, it's a game, okay?
So, for the next two days, we cannot touch the floor,
or our feet will be melted by the lava.
Come on.
[ Chuckling ] Come on.
Um...
What?
How are we gonna get to the bed?
Oh.
Screw it. I don't need feet.
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, your toes are melting!
You don't have any more toes!
-They're useless anyway. -[ Chuckles ]
Woman on P.A.: Flight 472 has been delayed.
Indigo: So nice in here!
What? It's not that I don't like her.
It's just, like, she's a lot.
Zoey!
See what I mean? A lot.
Hey, girl!
This delayed flight is some B.S., right?
Yeah, tell me about it.
Hm.
Any plans for your days off?
Nothing major. Just really hanging with my girls
and possibly... getting up with this guy.
You have a boo? Mm-hmm.
Is it Ne-Yo?
No.
My boo is just a regular, everyday dude named Aaron.
We've had this back-and-forth relationship
since, like, freshman year, and...
if I really think about it, I wouldn't even be where I was,
like, right now in my career,
if it wasn't for how supportive he is.
And before I left, we kissed.
[ Giggles ] And you know what?
I'm just kind of in a secure enough place now
where I want to talk to him about it.
If you really like dude,
don't waste your time talking about no little kiss.
Take control of the situation and tell him how you feel!
Be on your boss shit.
Wow.
I mean, she's not wrong.
I left Cal U to be a grown woman,
so why not follow it up with grown-woman actions?
Look at this. Gonna text Aaron.
♪
[ Cellphone whooshes ] Okay, there. Wow. There.
I sent it and just put it all out there.
Look at you. Mm-hmm.
[ Cellphone whooshes ]
Oh, my God. And he's already responded.
He says he wants to hook up as soon as I'm back.
See? I told you!
On your boss shit!
♪
Ladies!
I'm back!
Well, that was uneventful.
It's not that I expect an HBCU party every time,
but, like, a "Welcome Back, Zoey" sheet cake
would've been nice.
[ Exhales sharply ]
Let me locate these hoes.
Alright, so...
Anna, Jazz, and Sky are at the Student Union.
And...
look at that.
Aaron is at Titanium.
But priorities first.
I'm gonna pop up on my girls and then surprise Aaron.
I mean, I've made the man wait this long.
What's, like, a few more hours?
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Oh, my gosh. Y'all gotta see this!
Don't these clouds look exactly like Jesus?
Y'all cannot tell me that does not look like Our Boy.
You are way too addicted
to that Biblical Cloud Chasers IG page.
Ana: Um, well, it appears
Sky is not the only one addicted to IG pages.
I see you've left some comments on Doug's pictures tonight.
Big deal. We're still cool.
But you orbiting Doug
and coincidentally showing up at the places he's at --
it's only making things harder.
If your goal with this break
was to stay focused on running track,
then don't sabotage your own plan.
Preach, bitch.
Uh...audio Bible.
♪ Half past 12:00, I was all alone ♪
Okay. I got a game for you.
[ Chuckles ] Okay.
Pick a hand.
[ Exhales sharply ]
Um...this one.
Wrong hand.
Um...
pick another hand.
Wrong hand.
You're really bad at this game.
[ Chuckles ]
♪ Honest, are you honest? ♪
Mm. Nice.
How'd you do that?
Magic...Johnson.
He taught me. Oh.
He's an old family friend.
Random.
So...what is this?
It's the key to my loft.
I was thinking, when I was gone, you could post up here.
♪ Let's be honest 'cause I'm honest ♪
Wow. Lucs.
Yeah, I never really gave anybody access
to my life like this, you know?
Look, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but...
I can't accept this.
♪ Bands on me ♪
♪ Stripes in my pocket and a check on me ♪
Okay.
Um...cool.
Think the lava on the floor's starting to cool.
Gonna take a shower.
♪
About time, okay?
I take it you were stalling
to avoid me getting all up inside that ass!
No. I heard it. I'm sticking with it.
Alright, relax.
I was just responding to Lola about going to the movies.
So, like, a date?
No, we're just hanging out.
Yeah, but are you planning on having cheddar sprinkles
with your popcorn?
I don't know. Probably. Whoa.
That's definitely a date.
You think Jazz will be okay
with you sitting in a dark theater with some chick
eating delectable, well-seasoned popcorn out of your lap?
I-I don't know.
I -- I don't see why not?
Really? I mean, because a date or non-date to the movies
is basically a precursor to sex, which you can't have.
Alright, a-are you trying to say I shouldn't go?
Dude, I don't know.
I'm not the one not having sex with you.
Ask Jazz.
♪
So, after some careful consideration,
I decided not to go to the Student Union
to see my girls first, because the reality is,
the union's for students, which I no longer am.
And do I really want to disrespect
higher education like that?
Mnh-mnh-mnh.
Alright, you guys heading out?
What's up? What's up?
There he is, looking all sorts of kissable.
♪
Hey, Zoey. Hey.
You're -- You're home. Welcome back.
Good to see ya.
Yeah, you have no idea
how much I-I couldn't wait to see you.
Yeah, that's why I, uh... I wanted to talk to you.
-Obviously, there's -- -Hey.
I got the drinks.
-Hey. -Oh, great.
Uh, could I have a vodka and soda, please?
No, no, no. That's, uh -- This is Rochelle.
-Hi. -My, um...
My girlfriend.
-[ Chuckles ] -Yeah. So...
Make it a double.
Rochelle: Hey, I'm just gonna go grab a seat.
It was nice meeting you. -Mm.
Um...
[ Exhales sharply ]
So...uh, girlfriend.
Yeah, um...
we got together during winter break.
That's kind of why I wanted to hook up and talk.
Wow.
So...
So, I guess we have very different definitions
of what "hook up" means.
Zoey, I'm sorry. I -- I wasn't --
Uh, please don't be sorry. Don't. Nope.
Um...
I'm happy for you.
Humiliated for me, but, uh -- but congrats.
Congrats. Con-- Congrats.
Woman: Exactly what we saw on the runways of Paris
all summer long.
Woman #2: And, you know, you can really see the influence
that these designs have ever since they took that big brea.
[ TV shuts off ] Okay.
I feel like I should explain to you
why I didn't want the key.
I mean, if we're gonna be together,
I feel like it's best if I open up about my past.
Like what? Were you a serial killer?
Look, the reason I didn't want your key
is because I was scared.
Last year, I was engaged.
Engaged? Yeah.
Like, to be married?
Was it arranged?
It was with my high-school boyfriend,
and we were just moving way too fast.
I mean, I barely even knew who I was,
so I broke things off.
He was...really hurt.
And I felt really bad.
It sucked.
Wow.
That's, um...
That's a lot.
Yeah.
So, when you offered me the key, I don't know.
I was just nervous that I was moving too fast again.
Okay, this is what I'm gonna do.
I'm rescinding your offer on the key,
and I'll just let Carl sit on it instead.
Wait, Carl? Is -- Is that your neighbor?
No, she's my baby cactus outside my door.
And if you ever feel like crashing here,
the key will be under Carl, and if not, zero pressure.
[ Pink Sweat$'s "Body Ain't Me" plays ]
[ Chuckles ]
♪ Used to know you, but I don't know you now ♪
Zoey, Zoey, wait up, please.
Please.
Look, I just want to say again I'm so sorry
you found out about Rochelle the way you did.
No, you don't owe me any sort of explanation.
Uh... she seems really nice.
You know, when I got that text from you
saying how you felt about me, it was everything
that I've wanted to hear for the past three years.
But...?
This is gonna sound awful, but I --
I put myself out there so many times for you,
so many times, and I just --
I'm scared you'll play me again, you know?
I wouldn't.
Yeah, you wouldn't mean to.
But whether it be you leaving for your job
or meeting somebody else
or just realizing that this game we play
is what you actually like and not me, I-I can't do it.
I can't. I cannot trust you with my heart anymore.
Wow.
Um...that's one hell of a "no."
♪ ...body ain't me ♪
I just hope you know how hard it was for me to say it.
♪ Baby, I was tryna get through ♪
♪ I don't want nobody on you ♪
♪ If that body ain't me, body ain't me, yeah ♪
[ Exhales sharply ]
So, you wanted to see me?
Yeah, we -- we should sit down.
Uh, or I-I'm-a stand, 'cause I'm not even sure
if we're allowed to sit on the same couch right now.
Doug, seriously?
Yeah, Jazz. For real.
[ Scoffs ]
Look, I-I-I'm confused about the terms of this whole breakup
'cause you're sending me mad mixed signals.
Like, y-y-you're popping up everywhere I'm at.
We're waiting for each other.
Okay, but what does that mean?
Like, what's my day-to-day life?
Can I text another girl?
Can we chill?
Go to the movies?
I can't even believe I'm about to say this right now.
But this situation I've set up isn't fair.
To you.
Maybe it's just...
better for both of us...
if we take a clean break.
♪
Yeah.
I-I guess that's probably for the best.
Mm-hmm.
Uh...
but can you just agree to this one term?
For the next five months,
promise me you won't fall in love with anyone else.
Yeah.
I-I guess that's a term I can manage.
♪
Zoey: So, after Jazz and I had both experienced
some unexpected heartbreak,
our girls were there to lift our spirits
and remind us that while those chapters may be closed,
our stories were just beginning.
Ladies -- Zoey, Jazz, Sky -- phones out.
Okay.
So, we've all agreed --
no more wasting our time in the past.
From now on, we are moving forward.
So, on the count of three, Zoey, mute Aaron's account,
Jazz, mute Doug,
and, Sky, for all of our sake,
please mute Biblical Cloud Chasers.
Amen.
One...two...
Done.
Done!
I'm sorry, guys. I just can't do it.
Sky. Dude.
No. [ Baby crying ]
Honestly, Sky, I really respect that.
Hi, baby Luna.
Hi!
[ Chuckles ] We can't wait to meet you.
I can.
[ Crying continues ]
I'm sorry, guys.
I have barely gotten accustomed to adults, alright?
You got to give me some time with babies.
[ Gasps ] Sky.
[ Laughter ]
Oh!
Who choreographed this?
You?
No. But, you know, if I wanted to, I really could.
Girl, you don't have one ounce of rhythm in your body, okay?
And you do?
I could murder you on the dance floor.
So, you know what this sounds like to me?
♪ Get wild, we gon' wild out ♪
♪ You can never be this... bow out ♪
♪ Get wild, we gon' wild out ♪
♪ You can never be this... bow out ♪
♪ Get wild, get wild ♪
Oh, I'm about to get all up inside these asses!
♪ We gon' wild out ♪
♪ You can never be this... bow out ♪
♪ Get wild, we gon' wild out ♪
♪ You can never be this... bow out ♪
♪ Get wild, get wild ♪
♪ I'm-a drop it down, make 'em say "Ow" ♪
♪ Get wild ♪