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With Cal U's 299-acre campus,

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45,000 students, and
20,000 faculty and staff,

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you'd think your world would
be big and broad enough

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to easily avoid running into your ex.

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But when you're in college,

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that world can start to feel
like the size of a snow globe,

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and that's when things
become complicated.

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And before you know it, your
ex is everywhere you look,

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and you can't seem to avoid him at all.

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I'd assumed breaking up with Luca

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would pretty much mean

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our interactions would
be extremely limited.

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You know, the occasional "Hi. Bye.

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Zoey, you look amazing".

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But it turned out co-existing
with my ex in a campus bubble

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would result in enough mental madness

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that I'd be forced to consider
the age-old question...

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Is it possible to be
friends with your ex?

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Oh, shit!

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Hey, guys.

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- What's up?
- Hey.

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This guy is literally everywhere.

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In this case, I mean
literally "literally",

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which is literally the first time

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I'm using this word correctly.

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I'm a Junior now, guys.

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Luca brought me bone broth.

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- Mm.
- Isn't that sweet?

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It's vegan. The bones are coral.

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Wow. I literally can't
think of anything sweeter.

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Gotta be honest... less
confident on that one.

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So, should we hang out?

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Like, watch something, or... ?

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Yeah, no.

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Okay.

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I should probably go.

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- Yeah.
- Bye, baby.

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Baby.

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Don't start.

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Bye!

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The baby says bye, too.

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Wow! Whoa. Way to make it awkward.

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I'm sorry, but he really
caught me off-guard.

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Nomi, I expect to run into him

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on campus at the fashion building,

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or outside of the fashion building

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where he sits on a low
branch and chain-smokes.

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I do not expect it in my house,

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here, eating bone broth from the sea.

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Okay, look, Luca and I...

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we bonded really hard last
year when we all lived together,

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and he's the only one
who's treated me normally

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since I've been pregnant.

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So, just... can you just, like,

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put aside any weirdness and
try to be friends with him?

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For my sake?

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For the baby's sake?

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I can say no to Nomi,

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but how do I say no to an unborn baby?

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No.

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I don't know that baby yet.

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♪ Donde, donde, donde, donde ♪

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♪ Donde, donde ♪

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♪ Donde, donde ♪

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♪ Donde, donde, donde, donde ♪

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- ♪ Donde, donde ♪
- ♪ Donde, donde ♪

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Okay, seriously?

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How am I seeing him more now
than when we were together?

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Hey, do you think

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I should ask Luca if
he wants to join us?

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Yeah. It's so sad.

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We're all over here
having fun without him.

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Possibly because we're here without him.

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He was part of our friend group before.

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How long do we have to wait

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until he can be part of
the friend group again?

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To be clear, he was never
part of my friend group.

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By my estimation,

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he has already violated
the 200 by 200 rule.

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All exes should keep
at least 200 feet away

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for at least 200 days.

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I like five by five. Keep 'em close.

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Nomi wants me to try
and be friends with him

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for the sake of the baby.

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But you don't even know that baby.

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What does the baby have to do with you?

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That's what I'm saying, but I guess

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she just wants her two
closest friends to get along.

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Okay, that is asking for too much

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because if Doug and I broke up,

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he automatically becomes
your enemy, right?

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Yeah, if we break up,

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I'm pretty sure one of
us would have to transfer.

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Me. Me.

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I... I-I would transfer, baby.

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I don't think you have to
cut people out of your lives

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just 'cause you're
not with them anymore.

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I mean, I'm cool with all
of my exes, even this guy.

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- Whoa.
- Technically,

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we were never together, so...

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Okay, well, technically,
you cry after sex,

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so, yeah, maybe we shouldn't be friends.

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- Ooh!
- Um, my bad that I get moved

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after my excellent performances.

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Also, that was supposed
to be between us.

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- Oops.
- Well, after five days,

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I tried the friend thing,
and it did not work.

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I mean, I had to block Junior

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because he was struggling
so hard to let it go.

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I mean, he tried to
make #Skunior a thing.

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♪ Ya, Mumma told you that I'm gorgeous ♪

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It did not trend.

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I think we should all agree to just
not smash within the friend group.

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Yeah.

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Now you say that, Sniffles.

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One tear, Ana. One.

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Damn.

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I mean, I wish I had an
endless list of heartbreaks

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and countless drama like you guys.

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Eh, there does not need to be drama.

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Matter of fact,

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Luca and I were friends
well before we got together,

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so I am sure we are mature enough

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to become friends again.

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We can do this.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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Hey, bro.

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Wanna come join us over there?

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Nah, I'm good. I'm with people.

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Oh, cool, cool, cool. Friends?

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No, Zoey, they're just people.

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What in the world

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did we ever talk about
when we were together?

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Well, are you doing anything fun tonight

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after you leave?

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Yep.

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You?

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Oh, me?

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Uh, well, I think some of
us are gonna go to the diner

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after this and get some milkshakes.

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You want to come through?

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Mm, not particularly.

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Okay.

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Hoo.

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It doesn't particularly look like

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we're gonna be friends after all.

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Sorry, Nomi's baby, whoever you are.

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I tried.

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This is the pivotal moment
where Kanye commanded the stage,

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spoke to his audience,

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and fearlessly stole this poor,
unidentified white girl's shine.

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The diction, the
conviction, the dereliction.

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These are all lessons
that you will learn

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in this African-American
public-speaking class,

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where I will also prepare you, too,

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to steal some unidentified
white person's shine.

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So...

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We begin with...

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the, uh...

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Uh... s...

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Nobody move. I'm going
to go call my lawyer.

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Hi. Hey.

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- Hey.
- I don't mean to bother you or anything,

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but I just had a question

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about what exactly
is going on right now?

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Mm, don't worry. He's nobody.

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Well, how does he have
a teaching job, then?

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Mm, he's Dean of Students.

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Apparently, he missed academia so much

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that he created and
then assigned himself

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to teach this questionably
racist public-speaking class.

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Wow.

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Um... well, I'm starting to think

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doing my exchange program
here was maybe a bad idea.

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Depends. Where did you transfer from?

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- Spelman.
- Oh.

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I'd really like to say no,

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but yeah, that was a bad idea.

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One of my biggest regrets is the
fact that I never applied there.

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I just really thought

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that I was gonna miss my family.

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- Mm-hmm.
- But I was wrong.

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Well, now that I know one
of your biggest regrets,

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then I should probably know your name.

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I am so sorry.

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Um, I am Zoey, and welcome to Cal U.

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I'm Jillian, and I get it.

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I mean, I already miss Spelman a lot.

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I wish we met a few weeks ago

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'cause my roommates threw
the best HBCU-style party.

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Wait, I was there.
That was a sick house.

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I left right after the cops tackled
that naked dude with the braid.

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Mm.

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Who was that guy?

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I dunno.

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Certainly no one I've ever kissed.

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No.

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Hey.

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Oh, hey.

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Sorry I was being weird last night.

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I was super blazed.

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I started using this indica
contact-lens solution.

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I couldn't even keep my eyes open.

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Oh, were things weird?

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That's why things were so weird!

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You know, I feel like I have
a real shot at friendship

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with this weirdo.

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That's a dope jacket.

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Oh. Thanks.

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It's Anti-Muse, the line you inspired.

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Well, as your inspiration,

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- I feel like I at least deserve a free shirt.
- Mm.

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Let me talk to the boss,
see what I can figure out.

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Okay, well, I'm excited
to see your new line.

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Cool. Spread the word.

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I'm trying to get it
out there. Antimule.com.

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I accidentally bought
the wrong domain name.

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Anyways, what's done is done.

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As I watched Luca go,

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I wondered why he had that roll-y bag,

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and equally, why I hadn't
asked him about it.

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But I realized that with our easy banter

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and a glimmer of our old
friendship coming back to life,

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I didn't want to mess
up what seemed to be

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the beginning of a new chapter
in our conscious uncoupling.

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Damn.

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I inspired some fire stuff.

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Oh, I am such a good friend.

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Spread the word.

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It had been two weeks,

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and Luca and I were
genuinely in the friend zone.

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I was feeling great about how
maturely we were behaving,

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and according to Nomi, her
baby was extremely pleased.

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Allegedly, it pushed a
thumbs up on her belly wall.

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I don't know.

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I still don't trust that baby.

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Here we go.

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Round two.

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Mm.

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By popular demand.

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Mmm!

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This batch of bone
broth is a little brinier.

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Mm-hmm.

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Did you add some, uh, extra coral?

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There's so much coral.

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Actually, it's sea moss.

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Sucks the toxins right out of your body.

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- Mm.
- Mm.

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As much as I'd love
to go into round three,

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I have to get to work.

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I also have to replenish
those toxins with a hot dog.

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Mm.

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Please bring me a hot dog after work.

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- Of course.
- Actually, can you bring me one, too?

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I just like to nibble on the casings.

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Dude, you do know
they're not vegan, right?

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Vegan's a mindset.

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He's not wrong.

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Actually, what in the world am I saying?

261
00:11:56,024 --> 00:11:58,069
He couldn't be more wrong.

262
00:11:58,071 --> 00:11:59,695
But it's nice to be back.

263
00:11:59,697 --> 00:12:02,452
- Bye! See you at home?
- Yeah.

264
00:12:02,454 --> 00:12:04,255
- Bye.
- Later.

265
00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:13,467
What the hell?

266
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,236
'Sup, playboy? Can I
help you with something?

267
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,404
Uh, yeah. I'm here to pick up Sky?

268
00:12:21,406 --> 00:12:23,740
- You normally pick up girls in their backyards?
- My bad.

269
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:25,610
This is just where people
were coming in and out

270
00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,927
during the party a few weeks
ago, so I thought maybe...

271
00:12:27,929 --> 00:12:30,217
No, my bad, man. You came to the party?

272
00:12:30,219 --> 00:12:31,915
What did you think? We
did our thing, right?

273
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,583
You didn't do shit, Vivek.

274
00:12:33,585 --> 00:12:35,436
- Hey, Rodney.
- Okay.

275
00:12:35,438 --> 00:12:36,453
I see you.

276
00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:38,655
Alright, man, careful with that.

277
00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:44,662
"Careful with that".

278
00:12:46,328 --> 00:12:48,685
I guess where you're from,

279
00:12:48,687 --> 00:12:50,635
people just use other
people's bats without asking.

280
00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:51,735
Sorry.

281
00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:53,136
You don't need to get all sad.

282
00:12:53,138 --> 00:12:54,304
Just ask next time.

283
00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:55,405
It's not that.

284
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:56,640
It's just...

285
00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:59,429
first there was the whole
exes debate at Titanium,

286
00:12:59,431 --> 00:13:02,098
and just now seeing Sky
leave to go on a date...

287
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,681
Sky had a date?

288
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:04,782
Damn.

289
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,951
She really does lead a secret life.

290
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,544
Yeah, with some guy she met
at my party, at my house,

291
00:13:09,546 --> 00:13:11,255
which was filled with hella
honeys I couldn't land.

292
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,124
Did you use the term
"honeys" to their faces?

293
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,125
No.

294
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,643
- Oh.
- Okay, whatever.

295
00:13:15,645 --> 00:13:16,961
That just further highlights the fact

296
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,416
that I have absolutely zero
going on in my love life.

297
00:13:19,418 --> 00:13:21,631
Okay, well, what about those
dating apps we talked about?

298
00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:23,134
- How are those going?
- Not good.

299
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,795
I literally signed up for
every single app I could find,

300
00:13:25,797 --> 00:13:27,053
including Gluten Free Singles,

301
00:13:27,055 --> 00:13:28,776
but that just turned
out to be a targeted ad

302
00:13:28,778 --> 00:13:30,640
for an individual
sliced-bread substitute.

303
00:13:30,642 --> 00:13:31,741
Give me your phone.

304
00:13:31,743 --> 00:13:33,277
I need to see what you're doing wrong.

305
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,644
God bless if you can figure it out.

306
00:13:34,646 --> 00:13:36,545
My profile is pretty flawless.

307
00:13:36,547 --> 00:13:39,817
Do not bring God into this.

308
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,018
Oh.

309
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,855
These are all ab shots and gym selfies.

310
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,683
And what is this bio?

311
00:13:45,685 --> 00:13:47,792
"No one looks better
in a red Gucci sweater"?

312
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,308
Name one person that looks
better in a red Gucci sweater.

313
00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:52,728
Huh. Okay. Damn.

314
00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:53,798
Well, I guess I can't.

315
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,877
But none of these show
you in a red sweater

316
00:13:55,879 --> 00:13:57,783
or a shirt of any color.

317
00:13:57,785 --> 00:13:59,075
Alright, have a seat.

318
00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:00,804
Your profile needs some serious work.

319
00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:02,306
Go use the bathroom if you need to,

320
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,640
but please wash your hands.

321
00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,308
Alright? Come on.

322
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:07,410
This gonna be awhile.

323
00:14:10,415 --> 00:14:12,149
Dude.

324
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,585
These are so sick.

325
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,087
I mean...

326
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,255
disgusto, right?

327
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:19,689
So gross.

328
00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:21,192
So, do you have any ideas

329
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,394
on how you're gonna spread
the word about your new line?

330
00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:25,766
Yeah.

331
00:14:27,699 --> 00:14:31,601
I forgot you really can't ask
Luca "yes or no" questions.

332
00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:32,937
Oh, cool, cool, cool.

333
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,938
Well, I just have this feeling

334
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,439
that it would look so amazing

335
00:14:36,441 --> 00:14:39,110
on, like, uh, a magazine
cover or something.

336
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,605
Like what? Vogue?

337
00:14:40,607 --> 00:14:41,810
No.

338
00:14:41,812 --> 00:14:43,581
No, not like a Vogue.

339
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,202
Anyways, we were going over

340
00:14:45,204 --> 00:14:47,617
this really big project at work,

341
00:14:47,619 --> 00:14:50,620
and... I can't really talk about it...

342
00:14:50,622 --> 00:14:53,223
but Joey's doing the cover
of Paper Magazine.

343
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,292
Please don't tell anybody.

344
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,726
Anyway, showed him your website,

345
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,794
suggested a few pieces.

346
00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:59,196
He loved them.

347
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:02,236
And why the would you do that?

348
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:07,437
That's definitely not how
friends say "thank you".

349
00:15:11,698 --> 00:15:14,278
Dude, what's wrong? I
thought you'd be excited.

350
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,812
'Cause if I got any of
my other friends' stuff

351
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,048
on the cover of a magazine,

352
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,115
they'd be thrilled,

353
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,209
and also a little surprised

354
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,619
'cause, sure, they don't design clothes.

355
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,053
Sorry I'm not thrilled that my ex

356
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:24,788
is once again making
me look like a bitch

357
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,423
in front of the same guy
that she played me with.

358
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,759
I was trying to help you.

359
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,677
Well, I don't need your help,

360
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:33,596
- and I definitely never asked for it.
- Oh, okay.

361
00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:35,427
Screw it, then. Don't
have a magazine cover,

362
00:15:35,429 --> 00:15:36,896
'cause there's plenty of other designers

363
00:15:36,898 --> 00:15:39,005
who would have loved this opportunity.

364
00:15:39,007 --> 00:15:40,361
Well, give it to one of them, then.

365
00:15:40,363 --> 00:15:42,068
Oh, I will. I will.

366
00:15:42,070 --> 00:15:43,902
I'm gonna call them right now.

367
00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:47,739
Damn.

368
00:15:47,741 --> 00:15:51,076
I don't personally know
any other designers.

369
00:15:51,078 --> 00:15:52,912
But he doesn't know that.

370
00:15:54,014 --> 00:15:55,547
Jazz, I appreciate it,

371
00:15:55,549 --> 00:15:57,395
but I don't think we needed
to bring Doug in on this.

372
00:15:57,397 --> 00:16:00,185
Uh, yes, I did. This
is all hands on deck.

373
00:16:00,187 --> 00:16:02,454
Babe, tell him what we talked about.

374
00:16:02,456 --> 00:16:04,422
Bro, you can't be
having your nipples out

375
00:16:04,424 --> 00:16:05,614
in all your profile pictures.

376
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:06,771
What? Well, how many do I get?

377
00:16:06,773 --> 00:16:08,627
Zero. No nipple shots.

378
00:16:08,629 --> 00:16:10,528
Zero? That sounds kinda conservative.

379
00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:12,632
Hey! I got a match!

380
00:16:12,634 --> 00:16:14,430
You still gotta cover
up them nips, though.

381
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,636
Let me see.

382
00:16:16,638 --> 00:16:18,461
Yep. That's an actual girl.

383
00:16:18,463 --> 00:16:19,972
She said, "Hey".

384
00:16:19,974 --> 00:16:22,241
She's so funny.

385
00:16:22,243 --> 00:16:23,908
Wh... I got to write something back.

386
00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:24,910
Bro, no, let's talk about this.

387
00:16:24,912 --> 00:16:25,967
Your opening text

388
00:16:25,969 --> 00:16:27,813
is the most important one
that you're gonna send.

389
00:16:27,815 --> 00:16:29,248
She has to know that
you're intelligent...

390
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:31,069
- Mm-hmm.
- ... financially secure...

391
00:16:31,071 --> 00:16:32,185
- Mm-hmm.
- ... and well-traveled.

392
00:16:32,187 --> 00:16:33,676
Well, how do I say all
of that in one text?

393
00:16:33,678 --> 00:16:35,211
Tell her you have TSA Pre-Check.

394
00:16:35,213 --> 00:16:37,013
- But I don't.
- She don't know that.

395
00:16:37,015 --> 00:16:38,346
Hold on.

396
00:16:38,348 --> 00:16:40,682
You told me that you have TSA Pre-Check.

397
00:16:41,852 --> 00:16:44,019
Do you not have TSA Pre-Check?

398
00:16:44,021 --> 00:16:45,143
Oh.

399
00:16:45,145 --> 00:16:47,690
Oh, so, I'm just gonna have
to remove my shoes at security?

400
00:16:47,692 --> 00:16:49,759
I'm gonna need to get two
bins now, huh, Douglas?

401
00:16:49,761 --> 00:16:53,052
You can use one bin, and
I can take the laptops

402
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,197
- through the... through the thing.
- Two laptops?

403
00:16:55,199 --> 00:16:56,965
They won't let you through
there with two laptops.

404
00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:58,366
Do you want to be detained?

405
00:16:58,368 --> 00:17:00,535
Unless you guys are traveling
within the next hour,

406
00:17:00,537 --> 00:17:03,438
I need to reply to this
nipple-loving honey.

407
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,808
Sounds like we're traveling never.

408
00:17:07,312 --> 00:17:08,945
- Where you going?
- Excuse me.

409
00:17:10,148 --> 00:17:12,515
Bro, just use the TSA
line. It's gonna work.

410
00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:13,549
I don't know, man.

411
00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:15,150
I really don't want to
start my relationship

412
00:17:15,152 --> 00:17:17,820
based on lies about
traveling privileges.

413
00:17:17,822 --> 00:17:19,655
I know what to say.

414
00:17:19,657 --> 00:17:22,090
"We... did it!"

415
00:17:22,092 --> 00:17:23,158
We did what?

416
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,994
You know, "We did it". "We matched".

417
00:17:24,996 --> 00:17:26,062
Bro, no.

418
00:17:26,064 --> 00:17:27,796
You know what she's thinking right now?

419
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,998
"This little nipply man
with highlights in his hair

420
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,938
got to wait three hours
in the airport line".

421
00:17:31,939 --> 00:17:33,503
That's what she thinking.

422
00:17:33,505 --> 00:17:35,338
Well, actually, she just wrote back.

423
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:38,944
She said, "We nailed
it", with laughing emojis.

424
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:42,145
Your corny-ass text worked.

425
00:17:42,147 --> 00:17:44,679
Jazz, baby, we did it.

426
00:17:44,681 --> 00:17:46,349
We sure did.

427
00:17:46,351 --> 00:17:47,850
- Eeeeeeeee!
- My guy.

428
00:17:47,852 --> 00:17:49,519
You're going on a date.

429
00:17:49,521 --> 00:17:51,123
- Eee!
- Okay.

430
00:18:14,512 --> 00:18:16,512
Listen...

431
00:18:16,514 --> 00:18:19,348
I promised myself this year
that when it came to my career,

432
00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:21,184
I wasn't gonna get in my own way.

433
00:18:21,186 --> 00:18:24,020
So, here. You can
give these to your boy.

434
00:18:24,022 --> 00:18:26,525
Gee, thanks.

435
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:31,033
Look, Luca, I wasn't
trying to cause any drama.

436
00:18:31,035 --> 00:18:32,412
I was trying to do the mature thing

437
00:18:32,414 --> 00:18:34,397
and help somebody that
I consider a friend.

438
00:18:34,399 --> 00:18:37,465
Well, your mature gesture
felt a lot like pity.

439
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:39,202
But it wasn't, I swear.

440
00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:40,969
Do you not see how foul that was?

441
00:18:40,971 --> 00:18:44,158
I'm genuinely trying to
connect two talented people.

442
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,675
That's me looking out for you.

443
00:18:45,677 --> 00:18:47,409
That's not looking out for me.

444
00:18:47,411 --> 00:18:49,212
I mean, how do you not get this?

445
00:18:49,214 --> 00:18:50,846
Not get what, Luca?

446
00:18:50,848 --> 00:18:52,314
That the history between
you and this dude

447
00:18:52,316 --> 00:18:54,684
and our history as exes makes
it a little bit more complicated

448
00:18:54,686 --> 00:18:56,017
than just connecting two people.

449
00:18:57,354 --> 00:18:59,187
I mean, do you not remember
when you played me for this dude?

450
00:18:59,189 --> 00:19:00,923
Oh, my gosh! I didn't play you!

451
00:19:00,925 --> 00:19:02,591
And you said you were over it.

452
00:19:02,593 --> 00:19:04,226
You're right. I am over this.

453
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:06,661
I'm a million percent off this.

454
00:19:06,663 --> 00:19:08,363
You and me both, and you know what?

455
00:19:08,365 --> 00:19:10,533
I think we tried this
friendship thing too soon

456
00:19:10,535 --> 00:19:12,834
because we're clearly not ready.

457
00:19:12,836 --> 00:19:14,618
No, and I don't think
we'll ever be ready,

458
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,263
'cause I was never
trying to be your friend.

459
00:19:16,265 --> 00:19:19,242
- I was in love with you.
- And I was in love with you, too.

460
00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:38,842
It turned out the balance
of friendship with an ex

461
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,772
was way more complicated
than I'd anticipated.

462
00:19:41,774 --> 00:19:44,199
While some people are mature enough

463
00:19:44,201 --> 00:19:46,334
to navigate this tricky dynamic,

464
00:19:46,336 --> 00:19:49,336
others backslide on
their kitchen counters.

465
00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:53,812
And in my case, trying
to raise the question

466
00:19:53,814 --> 00:19:57,312
of whether two exes could
ever truly be friends

467
00:19:57,314 --> 00:20:01,048
ultimately raised more
questions than answers.

468
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,056
Babe!

469
00:20:07,058 --> 00:20:10,091
I have a surprise for you!

470
00:20:10,093 --> 00:20:12,259
Jazlyn?

471
00:20:14,263 --> 00:20:16,566
What?

472
00:20:19,068 --> 00:20:21,268
Oh.

473
00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:24,008
What is it?

474
00:20:26,427 --> 00:20:28,050
Your phone?

475
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:30,107
I don't get it.

476
00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:32,447
Look, it finally came.

477
00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:36,551
Oh, baby. You got TSA Pre-Check?

478
00:20:40,524 --> 00:20:43,525
Wait, you didn't get Global Entry?