1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,800 Mark Zuckerberg. 2 00:00:02,835 --> 00:00:04,812 Tavi Gevinson. 3 00:00:04,867 --> 00:00:06,937 Malala Yousafzai. 4 00:00:07,851 --> 00:00:09,885 [Bleep] those people. 5 00:00:09,935 --> 00:00:12,502 Okay, fine. They're amazing. 6 00:00:12,543 --> 00:00:13,975 But that's the problem. 7 00:00:14,157 --> 00:00:15,990 These guys set the bar so high, 8 00:00:16,025 --> 00:00:17,492 they put a ridiculous amount of pressure 9 00:00:17,527 --> 00:00:18,993 on the rest of my generation 10 00:00:19,028 --> 00:00:21,629 to figure it all out before we hit 25, 11 00:00:21,665 --> 00:00:24,353 the pressure to graduate summa cum laude 12 00:00:24,393 --> 00:00:28,060 or to have a million Instagram followers... 13 00:00:29,182 --> 00:00:32,673 or to become the next Soundcloud superstar... 14 00:00:41,748 --> 00:00:44,548 ...or the pressure to find the perfect internship 15 00:00:44,574 --> 00:00:46,775 that will one day lead to the perfect job. 16 00:00:46,810 --> 00:00:49,043 But as much pressure as we think we're under, 17 00:00:49,078 --> 00:00:51,913 it's nothing compared to college basketball players. 18 00:00:51,948 --> 00:00:54,616 I'm Cash Mooney from Oakland, California, 19 00:00:54,651 --> 00:00:57,084 and I can't wait to bring my game to the college level. 20 00:00:58,522 --> 00:01:00,154 ♪ Heart of the lion ♪ 21 00:01:00,189 --> 00:01:02,489 ♪ Fire inside me, blaze like a siren ♪ 22 00:01:02,525 --> 00:01:04,190 ♪ Why won't you try it? ♪ 23 00:01:04,226 --> 00:01:05,936 ♪ Wake up the beast, no, I can't keep silent ♪ 24 00:01:05,968 --> 00:01:07,994 All-American Cash Mooney! 25 00:01:08,030 --> 00:01:10,768 What a move! He's as good as cash money! 26 00:01:10,793 --> 00:01:11,955 ♪ Get loud for me ♪ 27 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:14,348 The number-one high-school player in the country... 28 00:01:14,373 --> 00:01:15,426 ♪ Get, get loud for me ♪ 29 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,004 ...coming to a Division-I college near you. 30 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,572 ♪ Get, get loud for me ♪ 31 00:01:19,607 --> 00:01:23,976 Wait. So, he asked for me to be his tutor? 32 00:01:24,011 --> 00:01:26,946 I'm just as shocked as you. 33 00:01:27,026 --> 00:01:30,661 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 34 00:01:30,697 --> 00:01:32,329 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 35 00:01:32,365 --> 00:01:34,699 ♪ Learn something new every day ♪ 36 00:01:34,734 --> 00:01:37,433 ♪ I don't know know, so I'ma feel my way ♪ 37 00:01:37,469 --> 00:01:39,936 ♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪ 38 00:01:39,972 --> 00:01:43,006 ♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪ 39 00:01:43,041 --> 00:01:46,676 ♪ Watch out world, I'm grown now ♪ 40 00:01:46,712 --> 00:01:48,344 - ♪ I'm grown ♪ - ♪ You can tell me ♪ 41 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:53,670 ♪ My heart beating so loud ♪ 42 00:01:53,751 --> 00:01:57,386 ♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 43 00:01:57,421 --> 00:02:00,088 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 44 00:02:00,124 --> 00:02:01,790 Well, why does it have to be me? 45 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:04,000 Don't you... Don't you have people for this? 46 00:02:04,028 --> 00:02:05,828 Uh, yeah. You. 47 00:02:05,863 --> 00:02:07,496 You signed up for the tutoring program. 48 00:02:07,532 --> 00:02:08,731 You must "toot." 49 00:02:08,766 --> 00:02:10,665 And remember Cal U's motto... 50 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:12,867 "You do me a favor, I do you a favor." 51 00:02:12,903 --> 00:02:15,703 I thought it was, "Per Studia Mens Nova." 52 00:02:15,739 --> 00:02:17,872 Well, I thought it was, "You asked me 53 00:02:17,908 --> 00:02:20,575 to write you a recommendation for a Teen Vogue fellowship." 54 00:02:20,610 --> 00:02:21,943 Uh, yes. 55 00:02:21,978 --> 00:02:24,512 I mean, you can say it to yourself in Latin if that helps. 56 00:02:24,548 --> 00:02:27,047 I don't know how to. 57 00:02:27,082 --> 00:02:31,284 ...coming to a Division-I college near you. 58 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:32,853 My new student. 59 00:02:32,888 --> 00:02:34,555 I can't believe Dean Parker's making you do this. 60 00:02:34,590 --> 00:02:36,668 Making her? Dude's insane. 61 00:02:36,693 --> 00:02:39,192 I saw a video of him dunking at 9 years old. 62 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:40,427 Yeah, even I know that. 63 00:02:40,462 --> 00:02:42,162 He's on the short list of black guys 64 00:02:42,197 --> 00:02:44,063 that my dad would be cool with me dating. 65 00:02:44,098 --> 00:02:46,198 - Okay, pause. Your dad has a list? - Yeah. 66 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:48,734 Um, Cash and Odell Beckham. 67 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:50,235 Kevin Hart was on it, 68 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,371 but then he got scratched off. 69 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:53,372 - Yeah. - Yeah. 70 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:54,440 - That makes sense. - You know what? 71 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:56,241 Guys, I get who Cash is. 72 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:58,811 I just don't care about a basketball player. 73 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,780 Right now, all I'm about is getting this fellowship. 74 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,448 He needs to pass a class. 75 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,617 I need a rec letter. 76 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:07,118 They're totally gonna bone. 77 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:09,487 No, we're not. 78 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,322 I am off of guys for a minute, 79 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,792 especially after the whole Aaron/Luca mess. 80 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:14,893 Hey, what the... 81 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:16,194 Wow. 82 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:18,161 I know you ain't talking to this clown. 83 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:19,663 I'm the clown? Bro, you look like Willow Smith. 84 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:20,965 Guys. 85 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,532 Yeah. You're wack. 86 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:26,870 Yeah, but Aaron and Luca are clowns 87 00:03:26,913 --> 00:03:28,692 - compared to Cash Mooney. - Yeah. 88 00:03:28,724 --> 00:03:30,874 Seriously. You don't see a 40-foot banner 89 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:33,043 of Aaron's ducktail blocking the wheelchair ramp 90 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:35,612 on the way into the library, do you? 91 00:03:41,319 --> 00:03:42,585 This is not about a guy. 92 00:03:42,621 --> 00:03:45,154 This is about getting a good rec from the Dean of Students 93 00:03:45,189 --> 00:03:47,456 so I can lock down the flyest fellowship in town. 94 00:03:47,492 --> 00:03:48,625 You guys are ridiculous. 95 00:03:48,660 --> 00:03:50,827 You're ridiculous, bitch. 96 00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:51,960 Whoa. 97 00:03:51,996 --> 00:03:55,230 My bad. I-I felt threatened. 98 00:03:55,265 --> 00:03:56,397 I felt it too, girl. 99 00:03:56,433 --> 00:03:59,434 You have nothing to apologize for. 100 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:02,437 - Okay. - Yeah, just... 101 00:04:02,472 --> 00:04:04,172 My first study session with Cash 102 00:04:04,207 --> 00:04:06,141 wasn't off to a great start. 103 00:04:06,176 --> 00:04:10,111 - In fact, it never started. - Yo, Zoey, where you going? 104 00:04:10,146 --> 00:04:11,378 Where am I going? 105 00:04:11,413 --> 00:04:13,480 Dude, you were an hour late. 106 00:04:13,516 --> 00:04:14,949 I'm sorry. I had practice. 107 00:04:14,984 --> 00:04:17,217 Okay, look, I get that you're the king of Cal U 108 00:04:17,253 --> 00:04:19,954 and I get that everyone loves you around here, 109 00:04:19,989 --> 00:04:20,988 but I don't need this. 110 00:04:21,024 --> 00:04:22,373 You know, there's gotta be easier ways 111 00:04:22,398 --> 00:04:24,458 to get a recommendation letter, so I'm out. 112 00:04:24,493 --> 00:04:26,092 Zoey, wait. 113 00:04:27,162 --> 00:04:28,662 Oh, my God. 114 00:04:28,697 --> 00:04:30,664 Seriously, stop. 115 00:04:32,030 --> 00:04:34,367 Dude, can you stop? Please! 116 00:04:34,402 --> 00:04:36,369 This is not a good look. 117 00:04:36,404 --> 00:04:38,805 Campus security is gonna think I'm chasing you. 118 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:41,041 Because you are. 119 00:04:41,076 --> 00:04:43,008 Look, I-I'm sorry. 120 00:04:43,044 --> 00:04:44,209 I had a rough night. 121 00:04:44,244 --> 00:04:46,411 Coach got in my ass about how I've been playing. 122 00:04:46,446 --> 00:04:47,780 I'm not sure if you heard, 123 00:04:47,815 --> 00:04:50,049 but my first couple of games didn't go so great. 124 00:04:50,084 --> 00:04:51,884 Probably because your cardio sucks. 125 00:04:51,919 --> 00:04:53,919 Zoey, I need you. 126 00:04:53,954 --> 00:04:54,983 I really need your help. 127 00:04:55,022 --> 00:04:57,556 You're probably just trying to run some stupid little game, 128 00:04:57,591 --> 00:04:59,391 and I'm not interested. 129 00:04:59,426 --> 00:05:01,759 There are a million other tutors. You don't need me. 130 00:05:01,795 --> 00:05:03,094 Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. 131 00:05:03,129 --> 00:05:05,229 Did I ask for you because you're super cute? 132 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:06,397 Yes. 133 00:05:06,432 --> 00:05:09,834 But I knew if I had a pretty girl tutoring me, 134 00:05:09,869 --> 00:05:11,502 I wouldn't want to look stupid. 135 00:05:11,537 --> 00:05:14,706 Look, I gotta pass this class, or I'm done. 136 00:05:14,741 --> 00:05:17,774 So, that's all it's about? 137 00:05:19,078 --> 00:05:22,679 You passing your class and me being stunning? 138 00:05:22,715 --> 00:05:24,514 Yes. 100%. 139 00:05:24,549 --> 00:05:26,382 No creepy stuff. 140 00:05:26,418 --> 00:05:29,359 Besides the fact that you just chased me right now. 141 00:05:29,384 --> 00:05:31,121 Besides chasing you. 142 00:05:32,564 --> 00:05:35,001 Okay. 143 00:05:47,671 --> 00:05:51,505 Man, everything used to just click in high school. 144 00:05:51,541 --> 00:05:52,874 Then I get here, 145 00:05:52,909 --> 00:05:55,643 and everybody's expecting me to be that dude. 146 00:05:55,678 --> 00:05:57,746 But I've been putting up bricks. 147 00:05:57,781 --> 00:06:01,449 Coach took away my spot, got all in my head. 148 00:06:01,484 --> 00:06:02,917 I can't find a rhythm anymore. 149 00:06:02,953 --> 00:06:03,985 I get it. 150 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:05,653 I mean, I ran my high school, 151 00:06:05,688 --> 00:06:07,321 and I thought I was gonna run this place, 152 00:06:07,357 --> 00:06:09,823 but it's... it's just so different, 153 00:06:09,859 --> 00:06:13,426 trying to balance classes and friends and guys. 154 00:06:13,462 --> 00:06:15,495 Nothing comes easy. 155 00:06:15,530 --> 00:06:16,830 Oh, no, wait. 156 00:06:16,866 --> 00:06:18,331 There's one thing that's come easy... 157 00:06:18,367 --> 00:06:19,566 my new nickname. 158 00:06:19,601 --> 00:06:20,567 Can we get some cups? 159 00:06:20,602 --> 00:06:22,269 They're calling you the "Cup Bitch." 160 00:06:24,673 --> 00:06:25,671 - No. - Yes. 161 00:06:25,706 --> 00:06:27,273 You're the Cup Bitch? 162 00:06:27,308 --> 00:06:29,175 - You've heard of me? - No way. 163 00:06:30,211 --> 00:06:31,451 Well, at least I have someone famous 164 00:06:31,476 --> 00:06:32,630 who's gonna help me ace this test. 165 00:06:32,655 --> 00:06:35,248 Oh, slow down, cowboy. Ace it? 166 00:06:35,283 --> 00:06:38,017 Let's aim for a low "C" and just call it a win. 167 00:06:38,052 --> 00:06:40,019 Okay. I'm in. 168 00:06:40,054 --> 00:06:41,620 Hey. 169 00:06:41,656 --> 00:06:42,687 Hey. 170 00:06:42,722 --> 00:06:44,522 What's, uh... What's... What's... What's up? 171 00:06:44,557 --> 00:06:45,690 What's up, guys? 172 00:06:45,725 --> 00:06:48,827 Yo. What's up, lil' man? 173 00:06:50,730 --> 00:06:53,198 Yeah, it's, uh, not the best time for a selfie right now, 174 00:06:53,233 --> 00:06:54,632 but I'll catch you on the way out. 175 00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:59,203 I actually didn't come for a... 176 00:06:59,229 --> 00:07:00,633 Sorry about that. 177 00:07:00,658 --> 00:07:03,748 Oh, no, you have nothing to apologize for. 178 00:07:05,162 --> 00:07:07,303 Did you just see that? 179 00:07:12,437 --> 00:07:14,015 Game night at Cal U 180 00:07:14,077 --> 00:07:16,335 meant you had to get to the Titanium early enough 181 00:07:16,390 --> 00:07:18,474 so you didn't end up like this guy. 182 00:07:18,509 --> 00:07:19,909 Bobby! Marshawn! 183 00:07:19,944 --> 00:07:23,512 Hey, hey, can you tell the bouncer who I am? 184 00:07:23,547 --> 00:07:25,481 Boys, I know you see me! 185 00:07:25,506 --> 00:07:28,142 You just pointed at me and laughed! 186 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:33,592 Hi. Um, what's the cheapest beer 187 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:35,761 you've got at this fine establishment? 188 00:07:35,796 --> 00:07:38,597 Uh, Madison Lager. There's not even a close second. 189 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:40,432 Do you, uh... Can I get you one? 190 00:07:41,835 --> 00:07:43,268 Thank you. 191 00:07:43,303 --> 00:07:45,003 But, um, we're on a date. 192 00:07:45,039 --> 00:07:48,106 - Can I buy you both one? - We're not looking for a threesome, Slick. 193 00:07:48,141 --> 00:07:50,141 Oh, no, no, no, no. II didn't mean it like that. 194 00:07:50,177 --> 00:07:51,442 I mean, they're cheap beers. 195 00:07:51,477 --> 00:07:54,078 I was just trying to apologize for the misunderstanding. 196 00:07:54,113 --> 00:07:55,580 You don't need to apologize. 197 00:07:55,615 --> 00:07:57,147 You should just leave. 198 00:07:58,451 --> 00:08:00,384 Okay. 199 00:08:00,419 --> 00:08:03,921 You were, um, coming in kinda hot there, weren't you? 200 00:08:03,957 --> 00:08:06,724 I just hate straight guys 201 00:08:06,759 --> 00:08:09,358 with the whole lesbian-fantasy thing. 202 00:08:09,394 --> 00:08:10,526 It's so cliché. 203 00:08:10,562 --> 00:08:12,428 Oh, my God, yeah, it is so cliché. 204 00:08:12,464 --> 00:08:13,730 I hate clichés, too. 205 00:08:13,765 --> 00:08:16,265 But I feel like the threesome one is pretty hot. 206 00:08:16,301 --> 00:08:18,868 So you're down with the objectification of our people? 207 00:08:18,904 --> 00:08:21,705 Oh, no. I mean, technically, I'm bi, so... 208 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:22,772 You are? 209 00:08:22,808 --> 00:08:25,074 I wanna say, "Yeah," 210 00:08:25,109 --> 00:08:29,011 but you're giving me a real strong "no" vibe. 211 00:08:29,046 --> 00:08:32,047 Look, I don't want to be some girl's experiment, okay? 212 00:08:32,083 --> 00:08:33,415 So, why don't you call me 213 00:08:33,450 --> 00:08:35,813 when you're done going through this whole bi phase? 214 00:08:35,838 --> 00:08:38,721 Wait. Did you just... Did you just say "phase"? 215 00:08:38,756 --> 00:08:41,023 She just said "phase," you guys. 216 00:08:41,058 --> 00:08:42,456 I heard it. 217 00:08:42,492 --> 00:08:45,192 You know, it's LGBTQ! 218 00:08:45,228 --> 00:08:47,862 Respect the letter, bitch! 219 00:08:48,898 --> 00:08:49,864 Hi. 220 00:08:53,637 --> 00:08:56,904 Hey. I'll take that beer now. 221 00:08:56,940 --> 00:08:59,873 Cal U faces a tough opponent tonight in Campbell State. 222 00:08:59,908 --> 00:09:01,174 But before we can get to that, 223 00:09:01,209 --> 00:09:02,643 we have to address the elephant in the room... 224 00:09:02,678 --> 00:09:04,044 Cassius Mooney. 225 00:09:04,079 --> 00:09:07,247 Cal U had high hopes for the top recruit in the country, 226 00:09:07,282 --> 00:09:08,882 but, Kenny, as we come to the third game, 227 00:09:08,917 --> 00:09:10,383 he's not even in the starting lineup. 228 00:09:10,418 --> 00:09:12,552 You know what? 229 00:09:12,587 --> 00:09:14,154 I watched him in the McDonald's game, 230 00:09:14,189 --> 00:09:16,555 and I just knew he was gonna be in the League. 231 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,390 But now... I hate to say it... 232 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:21,160 in this day and age, if you're not a one-and-done, 233 00:09:21,195 --> 00:09:23,896 you better start looking for a major. 234 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:27,266 Ohh. Looks like, uh, lil' man's having a rough go. 235 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:28,534 He's a kid. 236 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:31,503 I just don't get how anybody can be expected to play 237 00:09:31,539 --> 00:09:33,071 when you've got millions of people 238 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,406 who don't even know you talking crap about you. 239 00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:37,776 I can barely play Bop It when people are watching. 240 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:43,048 I don't feel sorry for him. 241 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,683 Do you know how much my parents paid 242 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:45,850 for me to go to school? 243 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,451 And he gets to go to school for free 244 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,020 for throwing a ball through a net. 245 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:50,187 You think it's just about 246 00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:51,689 throwing a ball through a net, Ana? 247 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,456 Being a college athlete's your whole life. 248 00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:55,258 Yeah. For us with track team, 249 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:57,094 there's practice, conditioning, 250 00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:59,897 weights, meets, therapy, film, travel. 251 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,464 And you get paid for it. 252 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,733 Mm. Paid? 253 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,835 Maybe with an education, but Cash doesn't get any money. 254 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:05,903 He's broke. 255 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,436 He couldn't afford a piece of pizza. 256 00:10:07,471 --> 00:10:08,515 - What? - Mm-hmm. 257 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:10,907 Wow. If he's broke, then what are you guys? 258 00:10:10,942 --> 00:10:13,342 Sitting here wondering if you're gonna finish those poppers. 259 00:10:13,377 --> 00:10:14,944 It's classic market economics. 260 00:10:14,979 --> 00:10:17,113 You know how much colleges make off these guys? 261 00:10:17,148 --> 00:10:18,748 Like billions. 262 00:10:18,783 --> 00:10:21,650 Cal U throws out, what, 40K, 50K for a scholy, 263 00:10:21,686 --> 00:10:23,785 but the basketball program alone 264 00:10:23,821 --> 00:10:25,520 made $75 mil last year, so... 265 00:10:25,555 --> 00:10:27,122 Wow. That is so messed up. 266 00:10:27,157 --> 00:10:28,857 Oh, it's real messed up. 267 00:10:28,892 --> 00:10:30,391 Lemme break it down. 268 00:10:30,427 --> 00:10:33,595 Now, you see this network right here? 269 00:10:33,630 --> 00:10:35,964 Paid $10 billion, with a "B," 270 00:10:35,999 --> 00:10:39,134 for the rights to play games like this on television. 271 00:10:39,169 --> 00:10:42,302 Oh, you see this guy right here? That's the coach. 272 00:10:42,338 --> 00:10:45,906 He makes $7.2 million, win or lose. 273 00:10:45,942 --> 00:10:48,508 Now, you see these people sitting in the seat right here, 274 00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:49,509 these great seats? 275 00:10:49,545 --> 00:10:50,811 These are the boosters. 276 00:10:50,847 --> 00:10:54,181 These guys paid $1,700 a pop to sit in these seats 277 00:10:54,217 --> 00:10:56,483 and $200 for these jerseys 278 00:10:56,518 --> 00:11:00,987 that these 18-year-olds wear and get no money from. 279 00:11:01,022 --> 00:11:03,522 And for all the money they make for the university 280 00:11:03,558 --> 00:11:06,092 and the collegiate athletic system, you know what? 281 00:11:06,128 --> 00:11:09,295 Only less than 1% of them actually play professionally. 282 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:11,430 Yeah, that's real messed up. 283 00:11:11,466 --> 00:11:15,433 Once again, the system profits off the backs 284 00:11:15,469 --> 00:11:17,870 of the black man, you know? 285 00:11:17,905 --> 00:11:19,104 Or woman. 286 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:22,141 And we don't get paid for it. It's the same old story. 287 00:11:22,176 --> 00:11:23,869 You know what? We're just gonna take these poppers. 288 00:11:23,894 --> 00:11:25,978 Yes. Grab the ranch, too. 289 00:11:28,149 --> 00:11:30,615 But, I mean, truth be told, your boy shouldn't be getting paid. 290 00:11:30,651 --> 00:11:32,449 He kind of... He kind of sucks. 291 00:11:32,485 --> 00:11:33,450 Mm-hmm. 292 00:11:33,486 --> 00:11:36,954 Inbound to Mooney. Brings the ball up the court. 293 00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:38,555 Yes! 294 00:11:38,591 --> 00:11:41,692 Wow. He dribbled the ball off his foot and out of bounds. 295 00:11:41,727 --> 00:11:43,327 Yeah. Damn. 296 00:11:43,362 --> 00:11:46,030 Poor Cash. 297 00:11:46,065 --> 00:11:49,666 And those Titans lose again. 298 00:11:49,701 --> 00:11:52,903 So, Cash had another rough game, 299 00:11:52,938 --> 00:11:54,304 and it turned out 300 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,174 he wasn't the most popular guy on campus anymore. 301 00:11:57,209 --> 00:12:00,043 I have lattes for Zoey and Cash "So-not-money"? 302 00:12:00,078 --> 00:12:02,578 Great. 303 00:12:02,614 --> 00:12:05,748 Zoey, if you check your inbox, 304 00:12:05,784 --> 00:12:08,250 you'll see that I sent you your letter of recommendation 305 00:12:08,286 --> 00:12:09,718 for the Teen Vogue fellowship. 306 00:12:09,753 --> 00:12:11,586 - Oh, my God, thank you so much. - Eh. 307 00:12:11,622 --> 00:12:13,322 But I'm not done tutoring Cash. 308 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:16,325 Well, according to the boosters and the athletic department, 309 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,592 you most definitely are. 310 00:12:17,628 --> 00:12:20,562 But Cash hasn't even taken his midterms yet. 311 00:12:20,597 --> 00:12:22,264 And he's gonna struggle. 312 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:25,266 Look, I admire what you did for that kid, truly, 313 00:12:25,302 --> 00:12:27,435 but if you really want to help the school out, 314 00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:29,270 we have a 6'7" outside linebacker 315 00:12:29,306 --> 00:12:31,840 who's having a muy hard time with Español. 316 00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:34,242 Okay, wait. So, you guys are just gonna give up on him? 317 00:12:34,277 --> 00:12:35,376 I don't want to lie to you. 318 00:12:36,612 --> 00:12:37,946 So don't make me. 319 00:12:37,981 --> 00:12:39,780 I have a chai latte for Dean Parker. 320 00:12:39,816 --> 00:12:40,981 Oh. 321 00:12:41,016 --> 00:12:43,383 So, the school was giving up on Cash. 322 00:12:43,418 --> 00:12:46,519 Ah. He turned the "D" into the head of a penis. 323 00:12:47,978 --> 00:12:51,275 But was I ready to? 324 00:12:53,948 --> 00:12:56,487 While the term "filibuster" ultimately derives 325 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,721 from the Dutch term "vrijbuiter," 326 00:12:58,769 --> 00:13:00,518 to mean a pillaging and plundering adventurer... 327 00:13:00,543 --> 00:13:03,441 Cash, can you please stop making dunk videos and focus? 328 00:13:03,496 --> 00:13:05,787 - ...its first recorded usage... - What's the point? 329 00:13:05,815 --> 00:13:07,347 ...in modern English 330 00:13:07,383 --> 00:13:09,349 - ...comes from a book... - How about so you can pass your midterms 331 00:13:09,385 --> 00:13:10,878 and stay eligible? 332 00:13:10,925 --> 00:13:13,686 Zoey, none of that shit matters anymore. 333 00:13:13,722 --> 00:13:16,523 They're saying I'm the biggest bust in the country. 334 00:13:16,558 --> 00:13:18,058 No one's saying that. 335 00:13:18,093 --> 00:13:19,859 Cash, a lot of people are saying 336 00:13:19,895 --> 00:13:22,929 you just might be the biggest bust in the country. 337 00:13:22,964 --> 00:13:24,030 Whatever, Cash. 338 00:13:24,065 --> 00:13:26,298 No one watches sports on TV, anyways. 339 00:13:27,468 --> 00:13:29,368 It's like all of a sudden, 340 00:13:29,404 --> 00:13:31,137 I forgot how to play basketball. 341 00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:33,506 I don't even know what I'm doing here anymore. 342 00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:35,441 This was my dream. 343 00:13:35,476 --> 00:13:37,343 Now it feels like I'm never going to the League. 344 00:13:37,378 --> 00:13:38,577 You don't know that. 345 00:13:38,612 --> 00:13:40,211 Cash, a lot of people are saying 346 00:13:40,247 --> 00:13:43,415 you're probably never going to the League. 347 00:13:43,450 --> 00:13:45,550 Well, a lot of people said 348 00:13:45,585 --> 00:13:48,119 Hillary Clinton was gonna win, too, so... 349 00:13:48,155 --> 00:13:50,021 That is true... 350 00:13:50,057 --> 00:13:52,190 and also making me feel worse. 351 00:13:52,225 --> 00:13:54,892 All I'm saying is, let's say, worst-case scenario, 352 00:13:54,928 --> 00:13:56,761 - you don't go to the League. - Hold on. What? 353 00:13:56,796 --> 00:13:59,096 No, like, worst, worst, worst case. 354 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:02,899 You're still getting a great education 355 00:14:02,935 --> 00:14:06,636 at one of the best universities in the country for free. 356 00:14:06,672 --> 00:14:08,238 Take advantage of it. 357 00:14:08,274 --> 00:14:09,440 Use this place. 358 00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:12,676 I mean, I always see you making these amazing videos, 359 00:14:12,711 --> 00:14:15,511 and you're always watching movies. 360 00:14:15,547 --> 00:14:18,548 I'm sure you've probably seen everything. 361 00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:21,817 This school has a great film program. 362 00:14:21,852 --> 00:14:23,419 Maybe you can do that. 363 00:14:23,455 --> 00:14:25,354 And if that's not your thing, 364 00:14:25,390 --> 00:14:26,922 we'll find you something else. 365 00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:28,091 My point is, 366 00:14:28,126 --> 00:14:30,893 you're more than just a basketball player. 367 00:14:37,526 --> 00:14:38,833 Thanks. 368 00:14:38,868 --> 00:14:40,135 Yeah. 369 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,704 So, Cash promised me he'd stay in the fight 370 00:14:42,739 --> 00:14:44,672 and keep going with the tutoring. 371 00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:49,843 And I promised him I would never wear one of those shirts. 372 00:14:51,981 --> 00:14:53,147 Well, here we are, friend, 373 00:14:53,182 --> 00:14:55,949 back at it again, and this is a big one. 374 00:14:55,985 --> 00:14:58,285 This is the number-one-ranked Minnesota Blackhawks 375 00:14:58,321 --> 00:15:00,020 looking to continue their winning streak 376 00:15:00,055 --> 00:15:02,289 against the struggling Cal U Titans. 377 00:15:02,325 --> 00:15:04,825 Oh, hey, look, Zoey. Your boy's getting up. 378 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,092 Is he getting in? 379 00:15:06,128 --> 00:15:08,661 No. No, he's not. He's just untucking his shirt. 380 00:15:08,696 --> 00:15:10,263 I think he's settling in for the night. 381 00:15:10,298 --> 00:15:12,499 Can you stop hating for like two seconds? 382 00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:14,800 Cash is gonna be fine with or without basketball. 383 00:15:15,905 --> 00:15:17,504 He's actually considering becoming a director. 384 00:15:17,539 --> 00:15:19,439 Really? A director? 385 00:15:19,474 --> 00:15:20,540 Oh, o-okay. 386 00:15:20,575 --> 00:15:22,307 Like that's a far-fetched idea. 387 00:15:22,343 --> 00:15:24,909 Tell me... how many jobs for revolutionaries 388 00:15:24,945 --> 00:15:26,378 are there on Monster? 389 00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:29,014 All right, all right, all right, fries, everybody. 390 00:15:29,059 --> 00:15:31,320 - I love this guy. - Me, too. 391 00:15:31,351 --> 00:15:33,385 Girls. All of them? Please, can I have... 392 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:35,187 - They're hungry. - You're such a sweetheart. 393 00:15:35,222 --> 00:15:36,755 Oh, I'm not that big of a sweetheart. 394 00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:38,524 She's just used to not being treated well. 395 00:15:38,559 --> 00:15:39,823 That's true. 396 00:15:39,859 --> 00:15:42,360 Okay, so, the other night, we got totally trashed, 397 00:15:42,395 --> 00:15:44,862 but it was so cool 'cause he came back the next morning 398 00:15:44,897 --> 00:15:46,864 with a hangover care package. 399 00:15:46,899 --> 00:15:51,073 Okay, Tylenol, Pedialyte, and a big-ass cheeseburger. 400 00:15:51,098 --> 00:15:52,834 - Huge. - A man who gets you drunk 401 00:15:52,859 --> 00:15:54,256 and then buys you a cheeseburger? 402 00:15:54,281 --> 00:15:56,206 Girl, that is boyfriend material. 403 00:15:56,241 --> 00:15:58,841 That's husband material. 404 00:16:00,279 --> 00:16:02,245 Robinson goes down hard. 405 00:16:02,281 --> 00:16:04,681 - This would be a big loss for the Titans. - Uh-oh. 406 00:16:04,716 --> 00:16:06,015 Looks like we're gonna have a rare Cash... 407 00:16:06,051 --> 00:16:07,184 Y-Your boy's taking off his warm-ups. 408 00:16:07,219 --> 00:16:08,218 Oh, my God, he's going in! 409 00:16:08,253 --> 00:16:09,319 Yes! 410 00:16:09,354 --> 00:16:12,021 Finally, another Cash Mooney fan. 411 00:16:12,057 --> 00:16:13,355 No, no, no, not at all. 412 00:16:13,391 --> 00:16:14,490 I bet the spread, 413 00:16:14,525 --> 00:16:16,392 and I need the Blackhawks to blow our guys out. 414 00:16:16,427 --> 00:16:18,227 Otherwise, I'm not gonna make my car payment. 415 00:16:18,262 --> 00:16:19,428 Mooney over half-court, 416 00:16:19,463 --> 00:16:21,397 looking to get the ball in the post. 417 00:16:21,432 --> 00:16:23,499 And his pass goes sailing out of bounds. 418 00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:25,167 It looks like he's got those jitters. 419 00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:26,202 Hey, it happens. 420 00:16:26,237 --> 00:16:29,004 - We all make mistakes. - I just can't watch this. 421 00:16:29,039 --> 00:16:31,706 Where you going? Zoey? 422 00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:36,678 - Really? We're doing that? - Hey. 423 00:16:36,713 --> 00:16:38,279 - What was that all about? - You know what? 424 00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:39,447 It's... It's nothing. 425 00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:41,349 She's just... She was a girl I was hooking up with. 426 00:16:41,384 --> 00:16:44,018 She tried to make a big deal about me being bi. 427 00:16:44,053 --> 00:16:45,720 Okay, she thinks that I'm... 428 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,255 I'm an immature lesbian going through a phase. 429 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,489 That's ridiculous, right? 430 00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:51,692 I mean, I've messed with guys. Doesn't make me gay. 431 00:16:51,727 --> 00:16:53,227 Huh? 432 00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:56,697 Sorry. 433 00:16:56,732 --> 00:16:58,665 - So, when you say... - Mm-hmm? 434 00:16:58,701 --> 00:17:00,467 ...you've messed with guys, 435 00:17:00,502 --> 00:17:01,801 that was, like, 436 00:17:01,837 --> 00:17:04,604 a "one time, I messed with a guy" phase? 437 00:17:04,639 --> 00:17:06,305 No, no. 438 00:17:06,341 --> 00:17:09,475 No. I'm bi, just like you, huh? 439 00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:11,944 Totally. Just like me. 440 00:17:13,314 --> 00:17:15,314 You good? 441 00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:16,815 Yeah, I'll be all right. Thank you. 442 00:17:20,855 --> 00:17:22,387 So, I bailed on the game, 443 00:17:22,422 --> 00:17:24,822 but it seemed no matter where I went, 444 00:17:24,858 --> 00:17:26,190 I couldn't get away from it. 445 00:17:26,226 --> 00:17:27,626 Are you kidding me?! 446 00:17:27,661 --> 00:17:29,494 I've never seen anything like it! 447 00:17:29,529 --> 00:17:33,164 I finally understood how these people got into Cash's head. 448 00:17:33,199 --> 00:17:34,799 They were monsters. 449 00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:36,301 How is this happening?! 450 00:17:36,336 --> 00:17:38,002 This Cash guy is unbelievable! 451 00:17:38,037 --> 00:17:40,904 Why don't you guys just leave him alone? God! 452 00:17:40,939 --> 00:17:42,172 3 ball. 453 00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:48,011 Oh, my God! Zoey, did you just see what happened?! 454 00:17:48,046 --> 00:17:49,513 - No. - Come here before they replay! 455 00:17:49,548 --> 00:17:50,814 Come on! Come on! Hurry! Hurry! 456 00:17:50,849 --> 00:17:52,416 It's awesome! 457 00:17:52,451 --> 00:17:53,409 Hurry up! 458 00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:56,519 Cash Mooney with the performance of a lifetime, 459 00:17:56,554 --> 00:18:00,022 - a school-record 51 points! - Yeah, Sean. 460 00:18:00,057 --> 00:18:02,759 Not only did this guy almost single-handedly 461 00:18:02,794 --> 00:18:04,460 take down the number-one team in the country, 462 00:18:04,496 --> 00:18:07,797 but he's made a statement that he's for real. 463 00:18:07,832 --> 00:18:09,965 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 464 00:18:14,037 --> 00:18:16,037 And we're here with the man of the hour. 465 00:18:16,072 --> 00:18:17,972 Cash, that was unreal. 466 00:18:18,008 --> 00:18:20,074 You couldn't have scripted it any better than that. 467 00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:21,643 Tell us... what happened out there? 468 00:18:21,679 --> 00:18:23,645 Well, I mean, my guys found me in my spots, 469 00:18:23,681 --> 00:18:25,146 and, uh, I guess I was just locked in. 470 00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,049 It's got to feel pretty good to silence your naysayers. 471 00:18:28,084 --> 00:18:29,250 Am I right? 472 00:18:29,286 --> 00:18:30,651 Right now it's not even about the naysayers. 473 00:18:30,687 --> 00:18:32,986 It's about the people that stuck with me when I was down. 474 00:18:33,022 --> 00:18:34,888 Shout-out to my curly-haired Cup Bitch. 475 00:18:35,925 --> 00:18:37,191 Uh, sorry, folks. 476 00:18:37,226 --> 00:18:38,826 I don't think we can actually say that on TV. 477 00:18:38,861 --> 00:18:41,729 Oh, no, don't worry. Nobody watches sports on TV, anyway. 478 00:18:41,764 --> 00:18:43,197 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 479 00:18:43,232 --> 00:18:45,399 He's talking to me. I am the Cup Bitch. 480 00:18:45,435 --> 00:18:48,335 I am the Cup Bitch! 481 00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:50,870 I really need a new nickname. 482 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:55,174 Or... Or maybe I can live with it. 483 00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:00,447 So, I'd gotten my letter of recommendation, 484 00:19:00,482 --> 00:19:02,682 and Cash had killed his game. 485 00:19:02,718 --> 00:19:06,985 I got two lattes for Cash and Cup Bitch. 486 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,789 It was time to see if we could both rise to the occasion 487 00:19:10,825 --> 00:19:13,792 and just barely pass our U.S. Gov test. 488 00:19:13,828 --> 00:19:17,463 Hey, you will not believe what they wrote on my cup. 489 00:19:17,498 --> 00:19:20,165 Oh. Thank you. 490 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,799 I'm sorry. 491 00:19:21,835 --> 00:19:23,133 You must be in the wrong seat. 492 00:19:23,169 --> 00:19:26,371 My friend Cash actually usually sits here. 493 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,440 - No, wait. You're not... - Shh! 494 00:19:29,476 --> 00:19:32,169 Be cool, Cup Bitch. 495 00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:33,478 What? 496 00:19:40,169 --> 00:19:42,753 _ 497 00:19:42,788 --> 00:19:43,887 Yo, Zoey. 498 00:19:43,922 --> 00:19:45,789 - Uh, hey. - You see the game last night? 499 00:19:45,824 --> 00:19:47,724 Hey, who was taking your midterm for you? 500 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,959 Midterm? Oh, yeah, don't worry about that. 501 00:19:49,995 --> 00:19:51,361 What do you mean, don't worry about it? 502 00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:53,930 Zoey, I'm good now. 503 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,865 We're good. 504 00:20:11,883 --> 00:20:14,316 Yo, Aaron, wanna hit Titanium, catch the game? 505 00:20:14,352 --> 00:20:16,385 - No, I'm good. - You all right, man? 506 00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:18,196 Yeah, I'm fine. 507 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,493 Go on ahead, bro, without me. 508 00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:21,946 Go, Titans. 509 00:20:33,702 --> 00:20:36,046 _ 510 00:20:39,622 --> 00:20:42,684 _ 511 00:20:48,446 --> 00:20:49,922 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com