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So, I was in love.
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That's a normal thing to say
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after your first kiss with a guy, right?
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Oh, my gosh, that was so much fun.
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Yo, did you guys see the way
Omar was all up on me?
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No, but I did see
the way Omar was all up on me.
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Wait. Which one was Omar?
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Oh, I think he's the one
that's calling me right now.
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You know those nights
you ever want to end?
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Well, in college, they don't have to.
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It's when the party ends that
the night's just beginning.
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Everybody's trying to hook up,
especially the ones
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who might have had
a little too much to drink.
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But if colleges didn't want
students hooking up,
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they wouldn't give us beds
and rooms with lockable doors,
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so really, that's on you, college.
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And as next-level as
this all seems, surprisingly,
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hooking up can really just
come down to three letters.
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new every day ♪
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♪ I don't know, so I'ma feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out world, I'm grown now ♪
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- ♪ I'm grown ♪
- ♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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I had gotten a few "U up?"
texts from Aaron before,
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but this one felt different.
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And I knew before I answered it,
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I could use some advice.
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I need my girls.
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Sweetie, this better be good.
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She's a gymnast.
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- I work at Chipotle.
- Really?
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But you're so, like, bendy.
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Okay, guys, I need your help.
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Aaron sent me a... "U up?" text.
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Unh-unh, I know she ain't dragged
us out of our rooms for that.
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No, 'cause that would be crazy.
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And she is not a crazy person.
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But yet, here we are.
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Look, I'm sorry I pulled you two
away from "Basketball Wives".
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We were watching "Big Bang Theory",
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- you racist [Bleep].
- Oh.
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- You feel good about yourself?
- Not really.
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Look, this is the fourth "U up?"
he sent me this week,
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and I don't know.
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I'm just a little concerned.
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Am I becoming his "U up?" bitch?
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- I mean, if you're lucky.
- I'm being serious.
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No, so am I. I mean,
she's my "U up?" bitch,
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and it's been... spectacular.
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O-Okay.
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But there's just something
that feels wrong
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about him only texting me at night.
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Well, what did you do
the other three times
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he texted you, "U up?"
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Well, the first time, we fooled around,
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and the second time, we fooled around,
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and the third time...
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oh yeah, actually, uh, nothing happened.
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I wasn't up.
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You're in his head.
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It just means he can't get any sleep
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because he's too busy
thinking about you.
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Aww, I actually think it's romantic.
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Girl, there ain't nothing
romantic about a "U up?" text.
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Facts... a "U up?" text might
as well be a Chris Brown song.
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It's his last-resort move.
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And it's late,
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and he's dropping as many lines
in the water as possible.
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And if you respond to it,
what does that say about you?
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Says she's a sexually liberated woman
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who doesn't care about labels.
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Look, you're in college now, okay?
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You can vote, you can buy an AR-15.
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A little "d" 's not going to kill you.
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- Or a big one.
- What? No, no.
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We're just strictly hooking up.
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Zoey, what does "hooking up"
mean to you?
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Making out and stuff.
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This girl's gone.
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Zoey, hooking up
is not "making out and stuff",
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unless the stuff is sex.
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Uh, maybe for you.
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To me, "hooking up" can be
just meeting up with someone.
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Like, I hooked up
with my uncle last night.
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We didn't do anything sexual,
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we just had dinner in his hotel suite.
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Uh...
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- Uh, o-okay.
- "Hooking up" is always sexual.
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But it doesn't mean sex.
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Okay.
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My head is about to explode,
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and I'm pretty sure
Ana's dating her uncle.
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There's no way guys talk about
this stuff, right?
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I mean, I doubt Aaron's
somewhere stressing like I am.
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I'm totally stressing right now, man.
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Why hasn't she texted me back?
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Maybe she thought the sex was garbage.
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No, we didn't smash.
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You said you "hooked up".
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No, I said we "messed around".
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Oh, so you got some top-shelf action.
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No, if I had done that,
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I would have said, "We just kicked it".
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You act like you've been here
before, man, please.
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This is why I don't mess with texting.
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It leaves things
too open for interpretation.
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This is why I just fire off dong pics.
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Pics? W...
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How many pics do you have?
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Well, depends.
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Are you talking, like, straight-on?
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You know, from the side?
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Dude, why?
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I just... I feel like
there's nothing pretty about,
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you know, your appendage.
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Oh, I disagree.
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With strategic manscaping,
solid lighting...
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your dick'll bring a woman to tears.
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The good kind.
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I'm, like, laying out the blueprint
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for how I've put together
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one of the best nudie banks in the game.
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Dude, what are you saying
to me right now?
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A "nudie bank"
is not a collection of nudes
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you send to chicks.
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It's a collection of nudes
that chicks send to you.
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- Okay.
- That's...
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No, I'm... I'm serious, bro.
That's what it is.
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You sound crazy right now.
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- That's not what a nudie bank is.
- Okay.
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No, that's exactly what it is, my guy.
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I hate him.
Okay, I hate him, but he's right.
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Oh, my gosh!
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What are you saying right now?!
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What I'm saying is that
when it gets to that point,
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- anything goes.
- No!
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A third hookup means top stuff only...
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shirt off, bra on.
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- Maybe in fifth grade.
- Wait, fifth grade?
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- Yeah, remember little Rico? Mm-hmm.
- With baby teeth?
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Okay, I do not want
to hear about little Rico.
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And, guys, it has been
an hour and a half
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since he texted me...
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Am. I. Up?
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- Yes!
- No.
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If she responds now,
she'll look like a ho.
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- How? She really likes him.
- I do.
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It's 2:30 in the morning.
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Yeah, ho time. She blew it.
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The twins are right. I blew it.
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Maybe not.
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The fact that you haven't responded yet
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is actually a good thing.
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- Go on.
- As women, we're always having to
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bend to the will
of the man. It's bullshit.
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For once, we should make them sweat.
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In fact, I bet you
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he's over in his dorm
sweating right now.
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Aaron is one of the hottest guys
at this school.
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- Yes.
- And there's nothing more powerful
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than treating him like he's not.
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- It's the ultimate power move.
- Yes, yes.
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I am making power moves.
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Ana, you are a genius.
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This is such a good idea.
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This is such a mistake.
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Good afternoon, Nabisco reps.
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That your day job, Mr. Telphy?
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Right.
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Sorry.
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That explains why you all
aren't 50-year-old white women
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with Ziploc bags full of Triscuits.
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Good evening.
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Now, before we begin today's class on...
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the films of O.J. Simpson,
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I have a little housecleaning
I'd like to get out the way.
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A student came to me with a concern,
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and for the sake
of his Southeast Asian identity,
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I won't be using his real name.
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Let's just call him "Trivek".
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Trivek wanted some clarification
on what a nudie bank is.
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So, if you ever see Trivek,
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let him know that I got that
clarification for him, okay?
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Okay, now, back to these O.J. films.
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We're going to start with sexy
O.J. down to silly to cynical.
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You went to Professor Telphy?
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You brought this on yourself, man.
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Hate to agree with, uh, Blade,
but this one's on you.
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Well, here we go.
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Time to see if my power-move game
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works on a collegiate level.
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- What's up?
- Hey.
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Feeling the shirt.
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Oh, this old thing?
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It's just Heron Preston.
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Something light.
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It's dope, though. Looks good.
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Like, really, really good.
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Power moves, bitches.
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Sick power move...
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like, really, really sick.
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Sorry.
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The thing about a power move is,
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sometimes they turn out to be
not so powerful.
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Sometimes, they even result in your guy
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going out with a girl
who looks like you.
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Well, you on a bad day.
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You with a ton of makeup on.
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Basically, you in special effects.
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But hopefully, Aaron is smart enough
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to see through the caked-on makeup.
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And he went home alone.
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Had some Top Ramen
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and now is in his room
reading a Ta-Nehisi Coates book,
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wishing he had the company
of an intelligent,
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beautiful young girl in a dope shirt.
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Say we got married.
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Where would we live?
I'm West Coast 'til I D-I-E.
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But I remember you said you had
an aunt in South Carolina.
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I guess I could do East Coast
for a few years.
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We should really talk about it.
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About the whole South Carolina thing...
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how are the public schools?
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They might be good now,
but what about when A.J....
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Aaron, Jr.... starts there?
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I feel like we really jumped
the gun with the kids thing.
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We shouldn't even consider it
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until we find out what
illnesses run in our family.
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The Johnsons are riddled with scoliosis.
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I know tonight was a little intense,
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but I feel like we really had
some hard conversations
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that needed to be had.
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Anyway, why don't you give me a call,
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and we can talk about it?
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Aaron, this isn't working out.
I'm sorry.
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We're just on
two totally different tracks.
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We're both good people,
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but that doesn't mean
we're good for each other.
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Here's a list of songs that say
it better than I ever could.
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So, I had a bit of a text meltdown.
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Happens to the best of us.
256
00:11:56,748 --> 00:11:59,382
It's not going to be the end of me.
257
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I know my girls will understand.
258
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Oh, my gosh.
259
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It's... It's funny, right?
260
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Oh, we think it's hilarious,
261
00:12:07,025 --> 00:12:08,390
but, like, in the same way
262
00:12:08,426 --> 00:12:09,658
that we think "Get Out" is funny.
263
00:12:09,694 --> 00:12:11,660
Yeah, Zoey, this is some scary shit.
264
00:12:11,696 --> 00:12:13,629
You texted Aaron a LinkedIn request?
265
00:12:13,664 --> 00:12:15,998
So, I'm crazy for wanting
to increase his access
266
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to thousands of professionals
in the network?
267
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Hold up.
268
00:12:19,190 --> 00:12:21,537
You asked if you wanted to go in
on a joint checking account?
269
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It's better to start early.
270
00:12:23,399 --> 00:12:25,507
And this text just says, "Free Smoke".
271
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But I love that song.
272
00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:28,577
You're going to have to
fake your own death,
273
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- but, like, immediately.
- Yeah, right.
274
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Oh, my God.
275
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I have to fake my death.
276
00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:41,890
Oh, good. You're alive.
277
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,933
We were worried about
you doing something.
278
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,753
Hey, what up, y'all?
It's Aaron, up in Buffalo Wild Wings.
279
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It's lit, come through!
280
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Desperate?
281
00:12:50,986 --> 00:12:53,453
This isn't what it looks like.
282
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,869
This is exactly what it looks like.
283
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:58,743
But I'm not crazy. Aaron is subbing me.
284
00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:00,965
Just look at his latest post.
285
00:13:01,012 --> 00:13:03,279
All it says is, "Mood forever".
286
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:05,793
You see the rose emoji, though?
287
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,227
Uh-huh?
288
00:13:07,262 --> 00:13:10,130
I am the rose.
289
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,565
Oh.
290
00:13:11,601 --> 00:13:14,735
- Yeah. I'm the rose, right?
- Ohh.
291
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Or is he the rose?
292
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No.
293
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Or are we the rose?
294
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Zoey.
295
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Aww, you beautiful...
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beautiful, sweet mess.
297
00:13:26,815 --> 00:13:29,549
There are a million ways
to look into these things,
298
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but you got to pull yourself together.
299
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,553
You cannot let
this one catastrophic moment
300
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control your life.
301
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You're better than that!
302
00:13:36,057 --> 00:13:39,225
Yeah. You are so right.
303
00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:40,760
You are so right.
304
00:13:40,795 --> 00:13:42,061
I am better than that.
305
00:13:42,097 --> 00:13:43,896
I am Zoey Johnson.
306
00:13:43,932 --> 00:13:46,032
I don't get stole on, I steal!
307
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:47,713
- There you go!
- You know,
308
00:13:47,738 --> 00:13:49,335
I have to focus on why I'm here
in the first place...
309
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,803
to get an education
and become a better person.
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Boom, yes.
311
00:13:57,311 --> 00:13:58,910
Hey, Luca!
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Yes, I am up.
313
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I am so up!
314
00:14:05,153 --> 00:14:07,719
The upside about humiliating yourself
315
00:14:07,755 --> 00:14:09,688
in front of the guy you like
316
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:13,025
is that you can still hang out
with the other guy you like.
317
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,193
I don't want to be that girl,
318
00:14:15,228 --> 00:14:18,530
but what are we doing
in an abandoned warehouse?
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You'll see.
320
00:14:20,768 --> 00:14:21,933
Okay.
321
00:14:21,969 --> 00:14:24,202
Honestly, where are we?
322
00:14:24,237 --> 00:14:25,736
Mnh-nh-nh.
323
00:14:25,772 --> 00:14:27,172
What's this?
324
00:14:27,207 --> 00:14:29,874
Some sort of challenge?
325
00:14:29,909 --> 00:14:32,210
Could be.
326
00:14:32,245 --> 00:14:36,881
You got to know which one to turn.
327
00:14:40,787 --> 00:14:45,191
Wait. Is that Kid Ink?
328
00:14:45,237 --> 00:14:47,299
- Yo, mike check, one, two.
- Yep.
329
00:14:47,324 --> 00:14:50,126
Yo, I want to think everybody
for coming out one time.
330
00:14:50,161 --> 00:14:51,326
It's your boy, Kid Ink.
331
00:14:51,362 --> 00:14:52,895
Yo, man, let's get to it one time.
332
00:14:52,930 --> 00:14:54,797
♪ ...how she want with no strings ♪
333
00:14:54,832 --> 00:14:57,966
♪ She say she need the real,
I just say I need a freak ♪
334
00:14:58,001 --> 00:15:01,069
♪ Hit it, no strings,
I just pull her by the weave ♪
335
00:15:01,104 --> 00:15:04,573
♪ Lil' lean up in a liter,
I just put her back to sleep ♪
336
00:15:04,608 --> 00:15:08,076
♪ Late Saturday night,
she might feel it for a week ♪
337
00:15:08,111 --> 00:15:11,747
♪ Move that body 'round,
she my puppet in the sheets ♪
338
00:15:11,782 --> 00:15:14,749
♪ Legs up,
I just eat it like it Philippe ♪
339
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,919
♪ You know where to... ♪
340
00:15:17,954 --> 00:15:21,256
♪ Flip flop on her, baby,
yeah, no strings ♪
341
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:24,759
♪ You... so Pinocchio,
she don't want no strings ♪
342
00:15:24,795 --> 00:15:28,096
♪ 808 boomin',
beat it up with no strings ♪
343
00:15:28,131 --> 00:15:31,365
♪ I'ma give it to her
how she want with no strings ♪
344
00:15:31,401 --> 00:15:34,769
Oh, my God. Luca.
345
00:15:34,804 --> 00:15:36,036
No, Luca!
346
00:15:36,071 --> 00:15:38,773
How crazy is it that you and Kid Ink
347
00:15:38,808 --> 00:15:42,276
have the same tattoo of the
anatomical dissection of a dog?
348
00:15:44,352 --> 00:15:45,584
Wait.
349
00:15:46,081 --> 00:15:47,314
Uh...
350
00:15:49,819 --> 00:15:51,318
Let me call you right back.
351
00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:59,609
So, I was on the phone with Luca
when I got this.
352
00:15:59,634 --> 00:16:00,554
_
353
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:04,897
Boom, bitches.
Guess who's got the juice now?
354
00:16:07,302 --> 00:16:09,135
Just to clarify, I have the juice.
355
00:16:14,075 --> 00:16:16,576
So, it's easy to be a player these days,
356
00:16:16,611 --> 00:16:19,178
and a smartphone is a big part of it.
357
00:16:19,214 --> 00:16:23,049
It allows you to get creative
in ways you can't imagine.
358
00:16:23,084 --> 00:16:24,355
Like, take this picture.
359
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:28,254
It was me and Aaron hanging out
and looking cute as hell,
360
00:16:28,289 --> 00:16:30,377
but the world can't know that.
361
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:32,825
No face, no case.
362
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,760
Then, there's assigning each guy
363
00:16:34,795 --> 00:16:36,729
his own individual ringtone.
364
00:16:36,764 --> 00:16:38,263
This one was for Luca.
365
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,067
Do you pay
attention in Digital Strategies?
366
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,268
No.
367
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,737
Are... Are you going to get that?
368
00:16:44,772 --> 00:16:45,937
Oh, no.
369
00:16:45,973 --> 00:16:47,272
It's my annoying little brother.
370
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,974
And that one is for Aaron.
371
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,679
And then, there's geotagging,
372
00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:53,845
which helps keep the two guys you like,
373
00:16:53,881 --> 00:16:55,613
who don't like each other,
374
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,383
from having a "meet-not-so-cute".
375
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,551
- It's this way, right?
- Oh, no. No.
376
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,720
But you have to be careful
with all of this.
377
00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,890
The same technology that was your friend
378
00:17:04,925 --> 00:17:06,892
can also be your enemy.
379
00:17:06,927 --> 00:17:09,127
You know what's going on.
I want to flex some.
380
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,161
I'm with bae, you know.
381
00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:14,231
Yo, you know it's... What the hell?
382
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,234
That lighting wasn't good for you.
383
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,036
Excuse me, Zoey.
384
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:21,773
All lighting is good for me.
385
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,741
- Hmm.
- That's a fact.
386
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:25,850
It can all get away from you quickly.
387
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,811
You are crazy.
388
00:17:27,853 --> 00:17:30,495
- I did not say that.
- Very quickly.
389
00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:32,932
Hey, can I call you back in a second?
390
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,593
I've got to... take a shower.
391
00:17:34,629 --> 00:17:36,529
Sure.
392
00:17:36,564 --> 00:17:41,066
Hey, so we're still going to
catch that movie on Thursday?
393
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,535
Thursday?
394
00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:44,602
No, we're going up
to my boy's show on a Friday.
395
00:17:44,638 --> 00:17:46,838
Oh, right. Silly me.
396
00:17:46,874 --> 00:17:49,007
Yo, can I Skype you in a second?
397
00:17:49,043 --> 00:17:50,408
My conn... trash.
398
00:17:50,443 --> 00:17:52,077
Oh, yeah. Do your thing.
399
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,512
Ah.
400
00:17:57,317 --> 00:18:00,017
- That was a quick shower.
- Oh, yeah.
401
00:18:00,053 --> 00:18:01,720
I-I do not mess around in there,
402
00:18:01,745 --> 00:18:04,556
- just like to get right to it.
- Your hair isn't wet,
403
00:18:04,591 --> 00:18:06,712
and why are you still wearing
the same clothes?
404
00:18:06,768 --> 00:18:09,202
I wasn't that dirty.
405
00:18:11,637 --> 00:18:13,488
Yo, is that... is that Luca?
406
00:18:13,535 --> 00:18:16,572
- Why is Luca calling you?
- What? No.
407
00:18:16,608 --> 00:18:19,008
What would make you think that?
408
00:18:19,044 --> 00:18:20,576
What the...?
409
00:18:20,612 --> 00:18:22,178
Wow.
410
00:18:22,214 --> 00:18:24,013
I know you ain't talking to this clown.
411
00:18:24,049 --> 00:18:25,849
Clown? I'm the clown, bro?
412
00:18:25,884 --> 00:18:27,150
You look like Willow Smith.
413
00:18:27,185 --> 00:18:28,517
I look like Willow Smith?
414
00:18:28,553 --> 00:18:30,486
Bro, you built like a tall Jaden.
415
00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:32,257
- Guys.
- I don't understand that.
416
00:18:32,288 --> 00:18:35,157
You went to the barber and said,
"[Bleep] my shit up, bro.
417
00:18:35,192 --> 00:18:37,192
- I don't know what I want today".
- Guys.
418
00:18:37,228 --> 00:18:39,328
You got the mullet in the back
with the fade on the side.
419
00:18:39,364 --> 00:18:40,896
How you want to be a redneck
420
00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:42,465
and you want to be black
at the same time, bro?
421
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:47,410
Guys, am... am I sensing
just a friendship forming?
422
00:18:47,435 --> 00:18:48,941
Zoey, I can't believe you.
423
00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:50,615
Yeah, you're whack.
424
00:18:50,685 --> 00:18:53,541
And just like that, I lost them both.
425
00:19:13,053 --> 00:19:14,820
Like I said,
426
00:19:14,891 --> 00:19:18,806
it's almost impossible
to be a player these days.
427
00:19:23,382 --> 00:19:25,803
What's his name?
428
00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:27,189
I've been at this school long enough,
429
00:19:27,224 --> 00:19:29,591
and I've seen that face a million times.
430
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:30,993
It's always about a boy.
431
00:19:31,028 --> 00:19:35,830
- This one's about two.
- Oh, my.
432
00:19:35,865 --> 00:19:38,966
So, against my better judgment,
I opened up to Dean Parker
433
00:19:39,002 --> 00:19:40,669
and told him the whole story.
434
00:19:40,704 --> 00:19:42,704
So it all blew up in my face,
435
00:19:42,739 --> 00:19:45,473
and now neither one of them
want anything to do with me.
436
00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:48,777
The key to a relationship
is communication,
437
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:50,779
and the key to communication is...
438
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,146
there is no key.
439
00:19:52,182 --> 00:19:54,048
It's the most imperfect thing
440
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,017
that we, as human beings, have.
441
00:19:56,052 --> 00:19:57,451
At the end of the day,
442
00:19:57,486 --> 00:19:58,752
all you can do is be honest.
443
00:19:58,788 --> 00:20:00,721
Give yourself a break.
444
00:20:00,756 --> 00:20:04,058
Surprisingly, he actually had
some really helpful advice.
445
00:20:04,093 --> 00:20:06,060
Communication is a tricky thing,
446
00:20:06,095 --> 00:20:08,462
and the only way to keep relationships
447
00:20:08,497 --> 00:20:11,532
from blowing up in my face
is to be honest.
448
00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:13,166
And at the end of the day,
449
00:20:13,202 --> 00:20:16,804
it didn't matter if I was up
or making power moves.
450
00:20:16,839 --> 00:20:19,673
I just needed to stick with my girls.
451
00:20:23,045 --> 00:20:25,078
That's the thing about college, though.
452
00:20:25,113 --> 00:20:28,914
You really do make friends
that will last a lifetime.
453
00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:30,883
Guys come and go,
454
00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:34,053
and I was ready to let them go
for a long time.
455
00:20:34,088 --> 00:20:35,488
I'm sorry.
456
00:20:35,523 --> 00:20:37,056
Do you know where the library is?
457
00:20:37,091 --> 00:20:39,525
Hey, you guys go on ahead, okay?
458
00:20:40,829 --> 00:20:42,628
Zoey Johnson.
459
00:20:42,664 --> 00:20:44,997
Zoey Johnson, I'm Cash.
460
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,132
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
461
00:20:48,157 --> 00:20:49,488
That was long enough.
462
00:20:49,513 --> 00:20:51,063
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