1 00:00:00,055 --> 00:00:02,356 [Leikeli47's "Money" plays] 2 00:00:02,383 --> 00:00:07,195 ♪♪ 3 00:00:07,220 --> 00:00:09,508 ♪ Uh ♪ 4 00:00:09,547 --> 00:00:11,881 ♪ Chilling, layin' in the cut, doe ♪ 5 00:00:11,916 --> 00:00:14,211 ♪ Easy, tryin' see what up, doe ♪ 6 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:16,719 ♪ Home of the cutthroats ♪ 7 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:19,011 ♪ Notorious, y'all know how the rest go ♪ 8 00:00:19,050 --> 00:00:21,490 ♪ Sleeping, one eye open ♪ 9 00:00:21,525 --> 00:00:23,659 ♪ Too smart 'cause I'm always scopin' ♪ 10 00:00:23,694 --> 00:00:25,649 Sequels... they get a bad rap, 11 00:00:25,674 --> 00:00:27,563 but I personally love a sequel. 12 00:00:27,598 --> 00:00:30,900 It's the opportunity to do things bigger and better. 13 00:00:30,935 --> 00:00:33,102 Wait. Oh... 14 00:00:33,138 --> 00:00:35,837 ♪ Talking, always talking ♪ 15 00:00:35,873 --> 00:00:37,906 ♪ That's your problem, you always talking ♪ 16 00:00:37,941 --> 00:00:39,340 And no matter what the haters say, 17 00:00:39,376 --> 00:00:42,631 the second time around can be a lot better than the first. 18 00:00:42,656 --> 00:00:45,247 ♪ Money, I got money ♪ 19 00:00:45,282 --> 00:00:47,015 ♪ Ooh ♪ 20 00:00:47,050 --> 00:00:49,117 ♪ Money, I got money ♪ 21 00:00:49,153 --> 00:00:51,753 Good on Meghan. Girl's a princess now. 22 00:00:51,789 --> 00:00:53,721 And as for me, I'm a sophomore, 23 00:00:53,757 --> 00:00:55,623 which means I'm wise enough to recognize 24 00:00:55,659 --> 00:00:59,227 my first year at Cal U was a bit rocky. 25 00:00:59,263 --> 00:01:00,595 I just don't want to break your heart. 26 00:01:00,630 --> 00:01:03,265 It's a little too late for that. 27 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:05,667 ♪ I had to work like Kobe ♪ 28 00:01:05,702 --> 00:01:08,235 ♪ Just to shine like Russell ♪ 29 00:01:08,271 --> 00:01:10,899 ♪ They say, "Damn, you changed" ♪ 30 00:01:10,924 --> 00:01:12,992 ♪ I'm like, "Show you right" ♪ 31 00:01:13,017 --> 00:01:14,735 ♪ ...in the crib, tryna find the BPM ♪ 32 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,680 Okay, fine. I was a Bambi... 33 00:01:16,705 --> 00:01:19,469 flawlessly doe-eyed, but totally lost. 34 00:01:19,494 --> 00:01:21,615 This year, though, I came to win. 35 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:23,442 For one thing, I've got my dude. 36 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:25,059 Thanks for showing me around the city, babe. 37 00:01:25,087 --> 00:01:27,387 And now, as they say in Paris, 38 00:01:27,412 --> 00:01:29,553 Le pièce de résistance. 39 00:01:32,261 --> 00:01:34,428 - We're Paris-official now, baby. - Mm! 40 00:01:34,463 --> 00:01:36,545 We got this on lock. 41 00:01:36,570 --> 00:01:37,597 [Laughs] 42 00:01:37,633 --> 00:01:39,999 Yeah, it's been rough that he's been in Paris all summer, 43 00:01:40,035 --> 00:01:43,769 but in less than 24 hours, we'd be reunited. 44 00:01:43,805 --> 00:01:45,604 But most importantly, 45 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,234 I've got my girls. 46 00:01:47,259 --> 00:01:48,828 ♪ Ooh ♪ 47 00:01:48,853 --> 00:01:51,805 ♪ Money, I got money ♪ 48 00:01:51,830 --> 00:01:54,531 ♪ Ooh ♪ 49 00:01:54,556 --> 00:01:58,191 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 50 00:01:58,226 --> 00:01:59,858 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 51 00:01:59,894 --> 00:02:02,228 ♪ Learn something new every day ♪ 52 00:02:02,263 --> 00:02:04,964 ♪ I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ♪ 53 00:02:04,999 --> 00:02:07,467 ♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪ 54 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:10,535 ♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪ 55 00:02:10,571 --> 00:02:14,206 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 56 00:02:14,241 --> 00:02:15,874 - ♪ I'm grown ♪ - ♪ You can tell me ♪ 57 00:02:15,910 --> 00:02:21,246 ♪ My heart beating so loud ♪ 58 00:02:21,281 --> 00:02:24,917 ♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 59 00:02:24,952 --> 00:02:26,451 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 60 00:02:26,487 --> 00:02:28,552 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 61 00:02:29,289 --> 00:02:30,923 So, there we all were, 62 00:02:30,958 --> 00:02:33,692 back at it and ready to take on the new year, 63 00:02:33,728 --> 00:02:36,428 and even though Jazz and Sky were still stuck in the dorms, 64 00:02:36,463 --> 00:02:38,697 I convinced Nomi and Ana to move in with me 65 00:02:38,733 --> 00:02:42,134 to the flyest, priciest on-campus apartment. 66 00:02:42,169 --> 00:02:43,668 Aye! 67 00:02:43,703 --> 00:02:45,370 I was absolutely determined 68 00:02:45,405 --> 00:02:47,839 not to have the dreaded sophomore slump, 69 00:02:47,874 --> 00:02:49,707 which meant our sequel had to be 70 00:02:49,743 --> 00:02:51,976 bigger and better than the original. 71 00:02:52,012 --> 00:02:53,345 ♪♪ 72 00:02:54,047 --> 00:02:55,213 [Siren wails distantly] 73 00:02:55,249 --> 00:02:56,914 Um... 74 00:02:56,950 --> 00:03:01,052 ♪♪ 75 00:03:01,087 --> 00:03:04,722 Cool, this is what my real nightmares look like. 76 00:03:04,758 --> 00:03:06,591 Did I say "bigger and better"? 77 00:03:06,627 --> 00:03:10,762 Oh, I meant filthier and absolutely devastating. 78 00:03:10,797 --> 00:03:12,429 Those international students 79 00:03:12,465 --> 00:03:14,298 must've had one hell of a summer. 80 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:17,168 Yeah, it feels like a lot of that hell went down in my room. 81 00:03:17,203 --> 00:03:19,403 - Oh, God. - Gosh, Zoey. 82 00:03:19,438 --> 00:03:22,874 I busted my ass waitressing for this overpriced dump. 83 00:03:22,909 --> 00:03:24,742 [Monotone] ♪ Your birthday is gonna getcha ♪ 84 00:03:24,778 --> 00:03:26,310 ♪ Your birthday is gonna getcha ♪ 85 00:03:26,345 --> 00:03:27,845 ♪ Your birthday is gonna getcha ♪ 86 00:03:27,881 --> 00:03:29,147 ♪ Tonight ♪ 87 00:03:31,117 --> 00:03:33,250 Yeah, your summer really bums us all out, 88 00:03:33,286 --> 00:03:35,186 but it still was not as bad as mine. 89 00:03:35,221 --> 00:03:37,922 Alex Gershbaum, the budding orthodontist, 90 00:03:37,957 --> 00:03:39,356 is that you? 91 00:03:39,392 --> 00:03:41,092 And just in time for Shabbat. 92 00:03:41,127 --> 00:03:43,093 [Chuckles] 93 00:03:43,128 --> 00:03:45,696 Not only do my parents not know I'm bi, 94 00:03:45,731 --> 00:03:47,330 they don't know who I am. 95 00:03:47,365 --> 00:03:49,132 Weren't you gonna come out to them this summer? 96 00:03:49,168 --> 00:03:50,567 Yes, I was, 97 00:03:50,602 --> 00:03:52,703 but then I realized that if I blind-sided them, 98 00:03:52,738 --> 00:03:54,204 they'd cut me off, and I wouldn't be able 99 00:03:54,239 --> 00:03:55,706 to live here with you guys. 100 00:03:57,309 --> 00:03:58,809 Maybe I should call them now. 101 00:03:58,844 --> 00:04:00,043 Hold up. Are you saying 102 00:04:00,079 --> 00:04:01,712 that it's my fault you didn't tell them? 103 00:04:01,747 --> 00:04:03,847 - Yeah, mm-hmm. - This is all all your fault, Zo. 104 00:04:03,882 --> 00:04:06,282 All right. Have to agree to disagree, but I get it. 105 00:04:06,318 --> 00:04:07,718 I get it. This is a mess, 106 00:04:07,753 --> 00:04:09,019 but we're sophomores now, 107 00:04:09,054 --> 00:04:10,420 and what would have had us 108 00:04:10,455 --> 00:04:13,356 in a ball ugly-crying last year, 109 00:04:13,391 --> 00:04:15,058 we will now handle. 110 00:04:18,896 --> 00:04:20,697 "We"? 111 00:04:20,732 --> 00:04:22,665 - I will now handle. - Mm. 112 00:04:24,703 --> 00:04:25,901 Like, today right now? 113 00:04:25,937 --> 00:04:27,604 - Yeah. - Sort of wanted to spend the day 114 00:04:27,639 --> 00:04:30,540 primping for my big romantic airport-movie-reunion moment 115 00:04:30,575 --> 00:04:32,542 with Luca, but, you know, if you really, really... 116 00:04:32,577 --> 00:04:34,143 - Go! - Go! 117 00:04:34,178 --> 00:04:35,678 Fine, fine, fine. 118 00:04:35,714 --> 00:04:36,812 I'll handle it. 119 00:04:36,848 --> 00:04:37,913 Like an adult. 120 00:04:37,949 --> 00:04:39,349 Cool. 121 00:04:39,384 --> 00:04:42,385 Please, please, please, please, please, please, 122 00:04:42,420 --> 00:04:45,121 I mean, we're just children. 123 00:04:45,156 --> 00:04:47,089 Zoey, 124 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:51,493 today is my first day as former Adjunct Professor now... 125 00:04:51,528 --> 00:04:53,295 Dean of Students. 126 00:04:53,330 --> 00:04:55,030 Yeah, you heard that right. 127 00:04:55,066 --> 00:04:56,632 Dean of Students. 128 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:59,635 I mean, it took me a minute to get my head around it, too. 129 00:04:59,670 --> 00:05:02,471 This dude cannot stop failing up. 130 00:05:02,506 --> 00:05:03,672 I can't be out here playing favorites 131 00:05:03,707 --> 00:05:04,907 in these streets, girl. 132 00:05:04,942 --> 00:05:06,008 Yeah, I know. 133 00:05:06,043 --> 00:05:07,877 But you are my favorite, so... 134 00:05:07,912 --> 00:05:09,711 - I got you. - You got me? Thank you! 135 00:05:09,747 --> 00:05:12,815 But not in this particular habitation situation. 136 00:05:12,850 --> 00:05:14,283 I mean, what I'm trying to say is, 137 00:05:14,318 --> 00:05:16,551 as your godfather, 138 00:05:16,587 --> 00:05:17,920 I am your rock. 139 00:05:19,456 --> 00:05:21,256 You're not my godfather. 140 00:05:21,291 --> 00:05:22,857 Hmm... 141 00:05:22,893 --> 00:05:25,126 Well, you can still lean on me, 142 00:05:25,162 --> 00:05:27,561 but I can never ever support you. 143 00:05:29,166 --> 00:05:30,832 ♪♪ 144 00:05:30,867 --> 00:05:33,668 Since I couldn't fix this on my own, and clearly, 145 00:05:33,703 --> 00:05:36,370 Dean Adjunct Professor Dr. Charles Telphy 146 00:05:36,406 --> 00:05:39,140 was of no help, I called in reinforcements, 147 00:05:39,176 --> 00:05:41,542 and disguised it all as a turn-up. 148 00:05:41,577 --> 00:05:43,778 Hello, adulthood. 149 00:05:43,814 --> 00:05:47,015 ♪ Black out, black out, I'm baller... no knock out ♪ 150 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:48,683 ♪ It's my time, and I'm on the dot ♪ 151 00:05:48,718 --> 00:05:50,511 - ♪ And I'm still getting paid 'til I clock out ♪ - [Grunts] 152 00:05:50,536 --> 00:05:52,730 [Cheers] 153 00:05:52,755 --> 00:05:55,722 Last year may not have taught me who Ruth Bader Ginsburg is... 154 00:05:55,757 --> 00:05:57,624 I'll get there someday... 155 00:05:57,659 --> 00:06:00,127 but it taught me how to pivot, take a deep breath, 156 00:06:00,162 --> 00:06:01,995 - and remember I've got this. - [Cellphone chiming] 157 00:06:03,565 --> 00:06:05,833 ♪ Tonight, we celebrate ♪ 158 00:06:05,868 --> 00:06:07,467 Excuse me. Still got this, 159 00:06:07,502 --> 00:06:09,469 just need to handle something. 160 00:06:09,504 --> 00:06:12,172 Why don't you, uh, hang out a bit? 161 00:06:12,208 --> 00:06:13,841 Paint a wall? 162 00:06:13,876 --> 00:06:17,945 ♪ Place that drink up in my cup, tip it up, and no concerns ♪ 163 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:20,147 ♪ If you're 'bout it, put your hands up ♪ 164 00:06:20,182 --> 00:06:22,749 What, you never seen a girl down on a bag of corn chips before? 165 00:06:22,784 --> 00:06:23,851 No, I just never saw 166 00:06:23,886 --> 00:06:26,286 jalapeño barbecue corn chips before. 167 00:06:26,322 --> 00:06:27,420 I'm all in. 168 00:06:27,456 --> 00:06:28,655 Oh. 169 00:06:28,690 --> 00:06:30,522 Touch these chips, I'm coming for your eyes. 170 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,558 Coach had us on a strict no-carb diet 171 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:33,860 this summer for training. 172 00:06:33,895 --> 00:06:35,627 - Respect the binge. - Mm-hmm. 173 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:37,396 NOMI: Okay. 174 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:38,430 Whoa. 175 00:06:41,102 --> 00:06:42,701 You know you ain't got to wear all the Gucci 176 00:06:42,737 --> 00:06:44,937 - at the same time, right? - Oh, but I do, okay? 177 00:06:44,973 --> 00:06:47,006 I need to feel like myself again after the summer I had. 178 00:06:47,041 --> 00:06:52,211 ♪♪ 179 00:06:52,247 --> 00:06:53,712 I need to get my head back in the game 180 00:06:53,748 --> 00:06:55,714 if I want to be able to keep up with Balty's crew. 181 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:56,983 Yo, Vivek. 182 00:06:57,018 --> 00:06:58,150 Hey, where the hell you been, man? 183 00:06:58,186 --> 00:06:59,218 [Ding!] 184 00:06:59,254 --> 00:07:04,689 ♪♪ 185 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,624 Wait, we're cleaning this place up, 186 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:08,093 and you're bringing drugs into it? 187 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:09,660 It's just pills, all right? 188 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:11,029 How do you think your bedroom is already painted? 189 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:13,398 How 'bout, "Thank you, Vivek"? 190 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,100 Thank you, Vivek. 191 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:16,534 Do you, like, only have uppers, or... 192 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:17,936 You know, it doesn't really matter. 193 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:19,938 I'll take six of whatever you have. 194 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,111 [Groans] 195 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:24,876 - Don't even... Yeah. - Mm. 196 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,414 Hey, you know I want you to feel 197 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,350 comfortable in your own home, so... 198 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:34,552 I told Vivek to chill out on the dealing. 199 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:36,220 I know that it bothers you, 200 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:38,923 so he's not gonna be selling here anymore. 201 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,792 Although, to be clear, 202 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:42,760 I will be using here. 203 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,228 A lot. 204 00:07:44,263 --> 00:07:45,563 Well, thank you, Nomi. 205 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:47,331 It's really thoughtful of you... 206 00:07:47,366 --> 00:07:48,733 the selling, not the using, 207 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:51,035 but, you know, baby steps. 208 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:52,937 Yeah, listen. I'm all about, like, 209 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,473 peaceful living, you know, giving each other space, 210 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:58,476 and ultimately respecting each other's boundaries. 211 00:07:58,511 --> 00:07:59,811 Aww. 212 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:01,446 Aww, huggy. 213 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,080 Mm. 214 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,250 [Knocks on door] 215 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:09,186 ♪♪ 216 00:08:09,221 --> 00:08:11,922 So, apparently pre-registering doesn't mean jack 217 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:14,058 when one of your mandatory classes is canceled 218 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:15,792 because your self-righteous professor 219 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,727 thought it was more important to start a family 220 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:19,330 than replace her IUD. 221 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:21,865 - [Knocking continues] - Oh, my God. I'm busy! 222 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:23,533 I hope that dumb baby is worth it. 223 00:08:23,569 --> 00:08:26,570 - [Knocking continues] - Oh, my God. What do you want? 224 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:28,705 Goodness. 225 00:08:30,142 --> 00:08:31,708 Oh, hey. 226 00:08:31,743 --> 00:08:33,677 Hi. 227 00:08:33,712 --> 00:08:35,946 - Hey. - Um... 228 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:38,415 We were just going to, uh... [Clears throat] 229 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:39,984 We were just gonna take some shots to... 230 00:08:43,154 --> 00:08:46,723 Wow, I didn't think it would be this hard to see you. 231 00:08:46,758 --> 00:08:48,658 Um... 232 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:51,060 You look really good. 233 00:08:51,096 --> 00:08:53,363 Oh, my God. I broke him. 234 00:08:53,398 --> 00:08:55,365 Hey, do you want to, 235 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,800 I don't know, come in and sit down? 236 00:08:56,835 --> 00:08:58,234 We can talk things out. 237 00:08:58,269 --> 00:08:59,536 [Inhales sharply] 238 00:08:59,571 --> 00:09:01,170 Ah! 239 00:09:01,206 --> 00:09:02,939 I'm messing with you, freshman. 240 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:05,375 - Come on. - Oh, hm. 241 00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:07,043 Ha, ha. 242 00:09:07,078 --> 00:09:08,545 - Sophomore. - Got to talk it out? 243 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:10,580 You wanted to talk it out. You should've seen your face. 244 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:12,649 - It was so stupid. - Mm-hmm. 245 00:09:12,684 --> 00:09:14,817 I made the right choice. 246 00:09:14,852 --> 00:09:16,986 Your corny-ass boyfriend must've been geeked when he saw that. 247 00:09:17,022 --> 00:09:19,455 - What is that, Brie cheese? - Oh, yeah. 248 00:09:19,491 --> 00:09:22,492 Yeah, it is, and, no, he is not back yet. 249 00:09:22,527 --> 00:09:25,128 Y-You sure? I thought I saw him about an hour ago 250 00:09:25,163 --> 00:09:26,862 smoking a cigarette outside of his dorm. 251 00:09:26,898 --> 00:09:28,431 No, that's impossible, 252 00:09:28,466 --> 00:09:29,932 'cause I haven't heard from him. 253 00:09:29,967 --> 00:09:31,667 Well, the guy had on a Balenciaga apron 254 00:09:31,702 --> 00:09:34,437 and culottes, so... 255 00:09:34,472 --> 00:09:36,272 Don't know really who else that could've been. 256 00:09:36,307 --> 00:09:39,042 Anyway, shots, freshman. You want me to grab you a... 257 00:09:39,077 --> 00:09:41,411 - Yeah, all right, that sounds good. - All right, okay. 258 00:09:41,446 --> 00:09:43,046 There is no way my boyfriend, 259 00:09:43,081 --> 00:09:44,713 who I waited three frickin' months for, 260 00:09:44,749 --> 00:09:46,482 is on domestic soil and didn't call me. 261 00:09:46,518 --> 00:09:48,250 Thank you. 262 00:09:48,285 --> 00:09:49,585 [Exhales sharply] 263 00:09:52,757 --> 00:09:53,923 [Exhales deeply] 264 00:09:53,958 --> 00:09:55,524 [Quietly] Just be cool. Stay classy. 265 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:57,325 Be cool. Stay classy. 266 00:09:57,361 --> 00:10:01,564 ♪♪ 267 00:10:01,599 --> 00:10:03,198 [Normal voice] Bonjour, asshole. 268 00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:08,871 ♪♪ 269 00:10:08,906 --> 00:10:14,543 ♪♪ 270 00:10:14,579 --> 00:10:16,478 - [Exhales sharply] - Hey, baby. 271 00:10:18,515 --> 00:10:19,848 So, you are here. 272 00:10:24,726 --> 00:10:26,793 There I was, thinking to myself, 273 00:10:26,829 --> 00:10:29,240 "How was it that Luca texted me from Paris 274 00:10:29,274 --> 00:10:31,341 every night to say 'Sweet dreams' 275 00:10:31,366 --> 00:10:33,532 and every morning to say 'Sup, WYD?' 276 00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:35,129 but now that we're on the same campus, 277 00:10:35,154 --> 00:10:38,337 he didn't even hit me to say he was back?" 278 00:10:38,372 --> 00:10:40,072 Look, I know what you're thinking. 279 00:10:40,108 --> 00:10:42,975 I was gonna hit you up when I got in, but... 280 00:10:43,011 --> 00:10:46,445 the flight was mad long, and I was just mad tired. 281 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,348 And I need to shower and everything. 282 00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:51,951 All right. No, no, no, no. 283 00:10:51,986 --> 00:10:53,285 I-I-I totally get it. 284 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,421 I-It's okay, even though you only take baths. 285 00:10:56,457 --> 00:10:57,489 It's okay. 286 00:10:57,525 --> 00:10:59,324 - It's cool. - So you're upset? 287 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,426 No. What'd make you think I'm upset? 288 00:11:01,462 --> 00:11:02,795 I'm good. 289 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,233 I'm glad to see you, honestly. 290 00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:11,603 So, do you want to go back to my place? 291 00:11:11,639 --> 00:11:15,240 I have wine and cheese, 292 00:11:15,276 --> 00:11:17,295 berets, just to name a few things. 293 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,110 - Sounds fire. - Yeah. 294 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,612 I'm just super tired. 295 00:11:22,483 --> 00:11:23,848 Okay, so... 296 00:11:25,486 --> 00:11:26,985 Just gonna hit me up tomorrow? 297 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,554 What? No, no. 298 00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:31,490 Um, just come in. We can watch a movie, chill. 299 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,125 I mean, I kind of waited three months to see you, so... 300 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,329 Okay. 301 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:41,132 ♪♪ 302 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,766 It's looking good, guys, honestly. 303 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:44,302 I'm seeing a lot of effort. 304 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,103 It's paying off. 305 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:48,606 Dude, I'm surprised you're not up in one of those flossy high-rises. 306 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,075 - Where they got you staying? - In the dorms for now, 307 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,344 but hoping a spot opens up at Balty's pad, you know? 308 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,580 Wait, so you actually want to live with those dicks? 309 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,281 Maid service, private chef, 310 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,767 and one of the actors from "The Maze Runner"? 311 00:11:58,807 --> 00:12:01,085 - Mm. - Bro, I think I can handle some dicks. 312 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:07,258 All that Gucci, and still so not Gucci. 313 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,992 I don't understand it. 314 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,661 VIVEK: Whatever, man. Where you living? 315 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,029 You know, got a little spot 316 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,631 in the cut with my people, low-key. 317 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,632 - Still at Hawkins, aren't you? - And I'm the RA. 318 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,234 [Laughs] 319 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:20,303 Ana, doing shots? 320 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:21,504 No. 321 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:23,340 - I'm doing the bottle. - The whole bottle. 322 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:24,507 - Okay. - [Cellphone chimes] 323 00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:26,142 Sorry, guys, Balty. Got to go. 324 00:12:26,177 --> 00:12:28,177 Wait, seriously, he calls and you jump just like that? 325 00:12:28,213 --> 00:12:29,846 What? Dude, he's flying us private 326 00:12:29,881 --> 00:12:31,615 to see Macklemore in Irvine. 327 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:32,716 You want to go? 328 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:35,084 - I'm good. - All right. 329 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,120 Ooh. So, tough summer? 330 00:12:37,155 --> 00:12:38,722 [Exhale deeply] The worst. 331 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,123 - Yours? - Oh, mine was good. 332 00:12:40,158 --> 00:12:42,626 Spent it serving the community, speaking up for the culture, 333 00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:45,762 rallying in the streets, just being a civic hero. 334 00:12:45,797 --> 00:12:47,096 Just a moment. That's all we need. 335 00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:48,732 We can change lives here, people. 336 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:49,899 Excuse me, sir. Do you have a moment 337 00:12:49,934 --> 00:12:51,767 to join the fight against juvenile recidivism? 338 00:12:51,802 --> 00:12:53,302 PATRON: Recidivize these nuts! 339 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:54,836 Thank you, sir. Have a blessed day. 340 00:12:54,872 --> 00:12:56,272 I mean, we still have a long way to go with 341 00:12:56,307 --> 00:12:57,773 human decency in this country, 342 00:12:57,808 --> 00:12:59,508 but we'll get there. 343 00:12:59,543 --> 00:13:00,809 Sure. 344 00:13:00,844 --> 00:13:03,011 Unless this country's incapable of human decency. 345 00:13:03,046 --> 00:13:04,747 - Wait, what's up? - Huh? 346 00:13:04,782 --> 00:13:07,115 No, I mean, I-I specialize in conflict resolution. 347 00:13:07,151 --> 00:13:09,050 Also Infant CPR. 348 00:13:09,086 --> 00:13:10,819 - Not bragging, just saying. - [Sighs] 349 00:13:11,889 --> 00:13:14,088 Fine, look, I-I love Nomi... 350 00:13:14,113 --> 00:13:16,158 - Mm-hmm. - ...but she keeps doing something 351 00:13:16,193 --> 00:13:18,761 that's making me really uncomfortable. 352 00:13:18,796 --> 00:13:20,896 Serious. Okay. Please go on. Please. 353 00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:23,399 Twice she's come into the bathroom 354 00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:25,257 when I'm in there, and she's... 355 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,349 Got butt-naked. Yeah, she touched you. 356 00:13:27,384 --> 00:13:29,885 Ew! No, she just peed. 357 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,299 - On you? Wow. - You know what? Forget it. 358 00:13:32,324 --> 00:13:33,650 - I don't know why I talk to you. - I'm sorry. That was too much. 359 00:13:33,675 --> 00:13:35,190 I went somewhere else. I'm back. I just... 360 00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:37,225 Look, I'm not trying to minimize your discomfort, right? 361 00:13:37,261 --> 00:13:38,293 I just think that... 362 00:13:38,328 --> 00:13:39,594 I mean, don't you people usually g... 363 00:13:39,629 --> 00:13:40,828 Grrt! Sorry. 364 00:13:40,864 --> 00:13:42,530 Did you just say "you people"? 365 00:13:42,565 --> 00:13:44,532 Well, no... "You people" as in... 366 00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:46,134 not Mexicans, but, like, women. 367 00:13:46,169 --> 00:13:47,468 Good, 'cause I'm Cuban. 368 00:13:48,605 --> 00:13:50,038 - I knew that. - Hm. 369 00:13:50,073 --> 00:13:52,908 But don't females usually go to the bathroom together? 370 00:13:52,943 --> 00:13:55,243 Right? Maybe she just really had to go. 371 00:13:57,747 --> 00:13:59,646 Yeah. 372 00:13:59,681 --> 00:14:01,015 Yeah, we do that. 373 00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:03,284 - Probably just overreacting. - Maybe. 374 00:14:03,319 --> 00:14:06,053 See? Conflict resolution. 375 00:14:06,088 --> 00:14:07,354 It's what I do. 376 00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:09,390 Also, you ever find yourself in a sitch... 377 00:14:10,492 --> 00:14:13,093 These two bad boys to the baby's sternum. 378 00:14:13,129 --> 00:14:15,095 - Gentle pumps. Not too hard. - No. 379 00:14:15,131 --> 00:14:16,196 - Since it's an infant. - No. 380 00:14:16,232 --> 00:14:17,631 - [Laughs] - Cheers. 381 00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:19,366 - I'm not chee... Okay. - [Chuckles] 382 00:14:19,402 --> 00:14:24,571 ♪♪ 383 00:14:24,606 --> 00:14:26,140 [Gasps] 384 00:14:26,175 --> 00:14:27,908 [Sighs] That was a fun party, huh? 385 00:14:27,944 --> 00:14:29,743 But can you believe how late some people stayed? 386 00:14:29,778 --> 00:14:31,312 It was... Seriously, it was like, 387 00:14:31,347 --> 00:14:33,480 take a hint when you're not wanted. 388 00:14:33,515 --> 00:14:35,014 - Am I right? - [Door closes] 389 00:14:35,050 --> 00:14:37,150 [Exhales deeply] 390 00:14:37,185 --> 00:14:38,151 Hi! 391 00:14:38,186 --> 00:14:39,419 - [Toilet flushes] - So... 392 00:14:39,455 --> 00:14:41,354 how'd it go with Luca? 393 00:14:41,389 --> 00:14:42,722 Was it as hot as you thought it was gonna be? 394 00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:45,291 Spare no detail. I've had a really dry summer. 395 00:14:45,327 --> 00:14:47,561 Oh, yeah, no, it was good. 396 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,028 It was nice. It was... 397 00:14:49,064 --> 00:14:51,431 - It was very nice and... and good. - Uh-huh. 398 00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:52,833 Nice and really good. 399 00:14:54,302 --> 00:14:56,035 Wait. Why are... 400 00:14:56,071 --> 00:14:58,972 Why are there no chips? How can there be no chips? 401 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,041 Like, the twins must've eaten them all? 402 00:15:02,077 --> 00:15:03,743 I mean, they pretty much ate everything. 403 00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,044 - Yeah. - But... 404 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,447 But I thought of nothing else but chips 405 00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:09,148 on my walk back. I thought of them so much 406 00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:11,117 I could practically taste them, 407 00:15:11,152 --> 00:15:13,386 and for three months... for three months, 408 00:15:13,421 --> 00:15:14,720 I've dreamt of chips. 409 00:15:14,755 --> 00:15:16,356 I-I-I've Snapchatted chips. 410 00:15:16,391 --> 00:15:18,924 I've FaceTimed chips. Is it too much to ask 411 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,626 that chips stay awake long enough 412 00:15:20,661 --> 00:15:22,528 to embrace me with... with love 413 00:15:22,563 --> 00:15:23,997 and... and excitement? 414 00:15:24,032 --> 00:15:26,065 Is it? God, is it?! 415 00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:28,167 Oh. 416 00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:30,370 I think you're asking a lot 417 00:15:30,405 --> 00:15:32,238 from the chips there, Zoey. 418 00:15:32,273 --> 00:15:34,374 [Quietly] I don't think it's about the chips. 419 00:15:38,035 --> 00:15:40,510 What happened, Zo? What did chips do? 420 00:15:40,535 --> 00:15:42,902 [Sighs] I went over to Luca's 421 00:15:42,927 --> 00:15:45,161 after our underwhelming reunion, 422 00:15:45,186 --> 00:15:47,685 and he took a shower. 423 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,020 So, I waited 424 00:15:49,055 --> 00:15:52,156 with no candles, no dill Havarti, no berets, 425 00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:54,692 no cute "Bienvenue home" sign. 426 00:15:54,727 --> 00:15:57,728 Just some dirty laundry and an overpriced bong 427 00:15:57,763 --> 00:15:59,964 that had been there all summer. 428 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:02,058 ♪♪ 429 00:16:02,102 --> 00:16:04,735 ♪ Found you in the bedroom ♪ 430 00:16:04,770 --> 00:16:07,071 ♪ Vacant, set in gloom ♪ 431 00:16:07,107 --> 00:16:08,939 So, there we were. 432 00:16:08,975 --> 00:16:10,808 Finally, I could see him, 433 00:16:10,843 --> 00:16:13,011 touch him, smell him. 434 00:16:13,046 --> 00:16:16,580 Then he smiles at me and says, "So..." 435 00:16:16,616 --> 00:16:19,183 and I say, "So..." 436 00:16:19,219 --> 00:16:21,185 and he says, 437 00:16:21,221 --> 00:16:22,820 "What do you want to do?" 438 00:16:22,855 --> 00:16:25,322 So I say, "What do you want to do?" 439 00:16:25,357 --> 00:16:28,258 and he says "You know what I want to do," 440 00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:30,527 So then I say, "I know what you want to do, 441 00:16:30,562 --> 00:16:32,062 and I want to do it, too." 442 00:16:32,097 --> 00:16:36,033 And I just knew this was the moment I waited all summer for. 443 00:16:36,068 --> 00:16:39,769 ♪ I am starting to see stars... ♪ 444 00:16:39,804 --> 00:16:41,571 We were finally gonna be together, 445 00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:44,441 in person, no more virtual kisses. 446 00:16:44,476 --> 00:16:46,809 ♪ This is how it ends ♪ 447 00:16:46,845 --> 00:16:49,046 ♪ A courageous boom ♪ 448 00:16:49,081 --> 00:16:50,747 [Music winds down and stops] 449 00:16:50,782 --> 00:16:51,881 I've been dying for this. 450 00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:53,850 This Paris weed is trash. 451 00:16:56,121 --> 00:16:57,787 Do you have... Do you have a lighter? 452 00:16:57,822 --> 00:16:59,221 This kimono doesn't have pockets. 453 00:16:59,257 --> 00:17:00,957 I don't even... 454 00:17:00,992 --> 00:17:02,158 Excuse me. 455 00:17:03,562 --> 00:17:05,127 Okay, to be fair, 456 00:17:05,163 --> 00:17:06,596 Paris weed does suck. 457 00:17:06,631 --> 00:17:08,898 Look, okay, look. I was mad annoyed, 458 00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:11,133 but I wasn't gonna take it personally. 459 00:17:11,169 --> 00:17:14,336 So, we grabbed a blanket, moved to the couch, 460 00:17:14,372 --> 00:17:16,973 he started playing with my hair. You get it. 461 00:17:17,008 --> 00:17:18,541 ANA & NOMI: Aww! 462 00:17:18,577 --> 00:17:21,077 ZOEY: [Sighs] Yeah, but then, 463 00:17:21,112 --> 00:17:22,812 I go, "Can you stop pulling?" 464 00:17:22,847 --> 00:17:25,247 and then he goes, "You stop pulling, head-ass," 465 00:17:25,283 --> 00:17:27,216 then I go, "I'm not!" 466 00:17:27,251 --> 00:17:29,151 I told him, "I just paid for this," 467 00:17:29,187 --> 00:17:31,720 and then he had the nerve to say, 468 00:17:31,755 --> 00:17:33,889 "Maybe you should rock more buns." 469 00:17:33,924 --> 00:17:35,991 Buns aren't flattering to my face! 470 00:17:36,026 --> 00:17:37,726 ANA: Get off the wig. What happened? 471 00:17:37,761 --> 00:17:38,994 [Sighs] 472 00:17:39,029 --> 00:17:42,164 So, we tried to just chill and watch a movie. 473 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,301 I figured if anyone could get us there, Hugh Grant could. 474 00:17:45,336 --> 00:17:47,136 WOMAN ON TELEVISION: I love you. 475 00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:50,473 MAN ON TELEVISION: Well, come here, then. 476 00:17:50,508 --> 00:17:53,675 ZOEY: And when the music swells at the end of the movie... 477 00:17:53,711 --> 00:17:54,743 ♪♪ 478 00:17:54,778 --> 00:17:55,911 [Music winds down and stops] 479 00:17:55,946 --> 00:17:57,980 [Snoring] 480 00:17:58,015 --> 00:18:00,449 Okay, now you can be pissed. 481 00:18:00,485 --> 00:18:01,550 Please tell me 482 00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:04,453 you smothered his drowsy ass with a pillow. 483 00:18:04,489 --> 00:18:06,187 Or at least slapped him awake 484 00:18:06,223 --> 00:18:07,807 - and then slapped him back to sleep again. - At least. 485 00:18:07,831 --> 00:18:08,752 Mm-hmm. 486 00:18:09,993 --> 00:18:12,494 I made sure he had a blanket so he wasn't cold. 487 00:18:14,431 --> 00:18:16,197 Then I left. 488 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:18,766 ♪♪ 489 00:18:18,801 --> 00:18:21,436 I'm not even angry, guys. I'm just disappointed 490 00:18:21,471 --> 00:18:24,272 that this big moment that I wanted to create didn't happen. 491 00:18:24,307 --> 00:18:26,274 I mean, sophomore year was supposed to be 492 00:18:26,309 --> 00:18:29,043 - my awesome sequel. - Zoey, life isn't a movie. 493 00:18:29,078 --> 00:18:32,046 You don't figure it out simply by saying you figured it out. 494 00:18:32,081 --> 00:18:33,914 Okay, but I-I should be winning. 495 00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:35,850 Last year was my year of screwing up... 496 00:18:35,885 --> 00:18:37,318 like, major screwing up. 497 00:18:37,354 --> 00:18:39,086 This year's supposed to be perfect. 498 00:18:39,122 --> 00:18:41,856 Why are you putting that kind of pressure on yourself? 499 00:18:41,891 --> 00:18:43,557 It's only day one. 500 00:18:43,592 --> 00:18:45,059 If we start at perfect, 501 00:18:45,094 --> 00:18:46,761 we have nowhere else to go but down. 502 00:18:46,796 --> 00:18:48,462 Yeah, I mean, think about day one last year. 503 00:18:48,497 --> 00:18:50,364 Ana puked all over herself in a kiddie pool. 504 00:18:50,399 --> 00:18:53,134 And you abandoned me after I puked all over myself in a kiddie pool. 505 00:18:53,169 --> 00:18:55,836 And I got an STD on my hand from a rando in a bathroom. 506 00:18:55,872 --> 00:18:58,405 Okay, we all had a horrible start to freshman year. 507 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,607 - What's your point? - Well, that is the point. 508 00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:02,309 Freshman year started off crappy, 509 00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:04,611 and for some of us, with the help of a Z-Pak, 510 00:19:04,647 --> 00:19:05,913 we were able to turn things around 511 00:19:05,948 --> 00:19:07,081 and make something of it. 512 00:19:07,116 --> 00:19:09,950 Yeah, take a look around, Zo. 513 00:19:09,986 --> 00:19:13,153 [Camera shutter clicking] 514 00:19:13,188 --> 00:19:15,324 We turned this dump into our dream apartment. 515 00:19:15,349 --> 00:19:17,557 ♪ I'ma fall through on the regular ♪ 516 00:19:17,592 --> 00:19:19,192 Sophomore year's still young, but I'd say 517 00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:20,459 it's trending in the right direction. 518 00:19:20,495 --> 00:19:23,163 Yeah, and you know what else is still young, ladies? 519 00:19:23,198 --> 00:19:25,298 The night, and we still got bottles. 520 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,499 - Oh. - Yeah. 521 00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:28,401 - Oh, for moi? - Yeah. You need it. 522 00:19:28,436 --> 00:19:30,103 [Laughs] 523 00:19:30,138 --> 00:19:32,205 Um, a toast 524 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,773 to not being perfect. 525 00:19:33,809 --> 00:19:36,442 Okay, to making sophomore year 526 00:19:36,477 --> 00:19:38,544 a whole new movie and not a sequel. 527 00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:40,146 To low expectations 528 00:19:40,182 --> 00:19:42,849 and very, very strong antibiotics. 529 00:19:42,884 --> 00:19:44,617 - Cheers. I'll cheers to that. - Call me during the day. 530 00:19:44,652 --> 00:19:46,051 - Call me during the... - Just drink. 531 00:19:46,087 --> 00:19:47,186 Just cheers me and drink. 532 00:19:47,221 --> 00:19:48,486 - Cheers. - Thank you. 533 00:19:50,953 --> 00:19:53,819 The bad thing about having unrealistic expectations 534 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,990 is having to admit when you're wrong, 535 00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:59,643 but the good thing about embracing realistic expectations... 536 00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:02,964 ...is that you find yourself 537 00:20:02,999 --> 00:20:05,300 more forgiving of other people's faults. 538 00:20:05,327 --> 00:20:06,982 [Knocks on door] 539 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,073 Can we snuggle tonight, Zo? 540 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:13,076 And it allows the smallest gestures to blow you away. 541 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:14,878 [Knocks on door] 542 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:16,780 I knew Luca wouldn't let me down. 543 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:19,617 SKY: We heard about what happened. 544 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,084 We were going back and forth between 545 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,754 - buffalo and dill flavored... - But we ultimately decided 546 00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:26,857 this was a classic sour cream and cheddar moment. 547 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,226 - Get in here, you snacky bitches. - Okay. 548 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:32,763 ♪ If only we could all get together ♪ 549 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:35,633 So, things may not be exactly right with Luca, 550 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:36,900 but if there's one group 551 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,835 who really does have their shit on lock, 552 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,170 it's my girls. 553 00:20:41,606 --> 00:20:43,774 - ♪ All the better off we all could be ♪ - We 'bout to tear these down. 554 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,242 I've been starving myself. 555 00:20:46,268 --> 00:20:49,608 ♪ All the better off we all could be ♪ 556 00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:51,533 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com