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And right...
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there.
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Luca, listen to how fast that is!
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Sick beat.
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I could definitely hear
Young Thug on this.
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And there is your baby's nose, eyes.
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Oh, and there's your baby's smile!
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Congratulations, he... or she...
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or if we're being PC, they...
are an absolute beauty.
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You're both very lucky parents.
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- Oh, no, he's not the...
- Thank you.
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What? I [bleep] with fake-fatherhood.
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Well, congratulations.
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The miracle of life.
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We take for granted
the billions of things
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that have to go right
to create a human being.
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And nothing you could have ever imagined
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compares to the moment
when you first meet
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that amazing little life you created.
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Wow.
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That's my baby.
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Surprise!
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Oh...
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So, what do you think?
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Uh...
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You guys shouldn't have...
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Girl, bastard or not,
that baby deserves a shower.
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No, like, really, though,
you shouldn't have...
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But we're having a house baby!
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- Whoo! House baby!
- House baby!
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- House baby!
- House baby!
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I don't know if I'm keeping the baby.
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Huh?
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new every day ♪
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♪ I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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- ♪ I'm grown ♪
- ♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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So, is everything okay with the baby?
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Yeah. No, totally.
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There were, like, 10 fingers
and 10 toes, and...
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Huge penis.
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Oh, well, it's an umbilical cord.
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I've told you that many times.
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- Father knows best, but...
- Not the father.
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Okay, well, I'm gonna head out.
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Okay.
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- Bye, thanks.
- Yep.
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So... care to fill us in?
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It's, uh, just my parents.
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They want me to place the baby
for adoption, so...
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Yeah. Excuse me.
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What do we say? What do we do here?
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Vivek, you said that
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there were cigars for the guys outside?
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- You hate cigars.
- No, I hate fresh air.
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I love cigars. I think we should
smoke some right now.
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- You... all three of us.
- Bro, what're you talking about?
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Last time you smoked a blunt,
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you yacked for two straight hours...
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You know nothing about life, do you?
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Come on.
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You just got to read the room, man.
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- What... This just seems important.
- You try really hard.
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Nomi, um,
I thought you wanted this baby.
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I did, I mean, I... I do, I think.
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It's just ever since
I've been back at school,
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my parents have been all over me
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about how hard it's going to be
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to be a full-time student
and a single mom, and...
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They're not wrong, you know?
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I mean, have you guys ever been
to the family dorm?
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Jackson. Back here.
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And that poor mom,
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oh, my God, she was so overwhelmed,
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and I don't even think I could handle it
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as well as she did.
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Freshman year, there was this young mom
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in our Intro to Calculus section,
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and, you know, I was just
minding my own business,
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trying to learn my linear functions,
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and next thing I know,
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there's this big old milk-booby
right next to my elbow.
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It was hella distracting.
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Oh, come on.
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There are lots of student-parents
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that make it work.
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Yeah, and most of them
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take at least five years to graduate.
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Or longer.
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Five years?
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That means you wouldn't be
graduating with us.
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Well, maybe not with us, but with you,
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Zoey "Academic Probation" Johnson.
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Look, as soon as my parents realized
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just how much
this would disrupt my life,
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they became even more convinced
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that I should place the baby
for adoption, so...
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Damn, sounds like your parents
are giving you no choice.
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Yeah, especially since
they might cut you off,
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disown you, or lock you in the attic
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like one of those
Lifetime holiday movies.
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You remember "Yuletide Basement."
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Hey, you guys,
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my parents aren't
locking me in an attic,
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or a basement, or whatever, okay?
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They said they were gonna support me
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whether or not
I decided to keep the baby.
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They'd just prefer
that I didn't keep the baby.
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Well, great! If they're gonna
support you either way,
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then I guess we're keeping
our house baby!
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So, can we please go back
to this baby shower
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that I had Vivek spend
all of this money on?
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Dude, pause.
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Okay, Nomi, is that what you want?
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To keep this baby?
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Look, it's not an ideal situation, okay?
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But I feel like I made my bed
and I should lie in it.
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That's not the most compelling reason
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to raise a child.
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At least she's taking responsibility.
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Yeah, Nomi, I am so proud of you.
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Disappointed in you
for getting knocked up,
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but so proud of you for dealing with it.
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Okay, but why does Nomi
have to give up her life
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to "deal with it," though?
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You know, there's so many
alternatives nowadays,
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whether it be, um,
a couple who can't have kids,
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a gay couple, um... I don't know.
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But either way, her mistake...
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which are your words, not mine...
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could become a blessing
for someone else.
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But wait, Zoey, so you agree
with my parents?
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No, no, not like that.
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I'm just... I guess I'm saying
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maybe don't rule out adoption
so quickly.
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Are you guys sure you don't
want in on these cigars?
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Once you get past the chest pain
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and the inability to breathe...
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Ugh, it's really quite smooth.
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Yeah, no, I think...
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- I think we're good on that.
- Hmm. We're straight.
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Okay. Oh, hey, bro.
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Guys, this is Sky's,
uh... friend... Rodney.
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- What's up, man?
- Yeah, I almost hit this guy
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with a Louisville Slugger.
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No, he didn't.
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I would have kicked his ass.
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- That's so funny.
- Is Sky inside?
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Yeah, but you probably don't
want to go in there right now...
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unless you want to walk
into a hornets' nest.
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So...
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- Sky's dating a White guy?
- No way.
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Yeah.
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He got to be, like,
Creole or something, right?
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- Yeah.
- No, he's definitely White.
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Look at the... look at the shoelaces.
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They're choking his ankles.
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Can't be. Yo, she was
all over me Freshman year
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for cross-pollination-dating.
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Her militant ass must be
using him to fix her credit.
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I mean, have you considered
an open adoption?
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And that way you can stay
in the baby's life.
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It feels like it would be
a really painful thing
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for me and the baby.
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I don't know, can we just
stop talking about this?
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Is it safe to come back in yet?
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- No!
- Yes!
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Uh, Sky, your, uh...
your pal Rodney is here, dude.
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Hi.
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That's Rod'Nae?
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Yes, it is.
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- Not what I pictured.
- I know, Rod'Nae's...
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Dudes, we're not done talking in here.
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Yeah, we are, actually.
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Great, you heard the Mother of Honor...
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we're not talking about this anymore.
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And I know the perfect thing
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that's gonna lift everyone's spirits...
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The Dirty Diaper Game.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm so happy that you came.
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Well, you did threaten my life...
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But I kind of like it
when you threaten my life.
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And you brought ice cream?
That is so sweet.
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Okay, you can go put your jacket
in my room.
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Which you already know
where that is, so...
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I'm proud of you girl, honestly.
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It's so good to see that,
at the end of the day,
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love conquers all.
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- What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about you.
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You following your heart.
Obviously erasing color lines.
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In what way?
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In the, uh, you dating
an Anglo-Saxon kind of way.
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What? You think he's gay?
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No, I think that he's White.
I know he's White.
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Okay. What are you talking about?
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What about him says that he's White?
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Um... I don't know,
let me think about that.
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- I don't know, his skin, maybe?
- Okay, now,
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I know he's a little bit Drake-skinned,
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but my guy is Black.
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His name is "Rod'Nae."
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You're sure about this?
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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Is that vanilla? Extra vanilla?
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Super white vanilla?
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I'm kidding. He is White, though.
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So this is the Dirty Diaper Game.
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Everyone has to guess
what kind of chocolate candy
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is melted in each diaper.
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The most correct answers wins.
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Well, wait, w-we're still doing this?
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I thought Nomi said
she not keeping the baby.
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- Um, she's keeping the baby.
- Uh...
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She is not necessarily keeping the baby.
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All right, I need to know
if Nomi's keeping this baby
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before I simulate eating
some baby [bleep].
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- Don't eat the baby [bleep] Doug.
- Eat the baby [bleep] Doug.
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Nomi, am I eating
this baby [bleep] or not?
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No, I don't know, okay?! I don't know!
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I keep going back and forth.
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I feel like I want to keep the baby.
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I think my parents might
be right. I don't know, okay?
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It's gonna be super hard to do alone.
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But you don't have to do it alone.
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I mean, did you ask
the father of your baby
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what he wants to do?
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No. He doesn't even know
he's gonna be a father.
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Wait.
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You haven't even told him?
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No! And it's none of his business.
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Dude, none of his business?
Are you kidding me?
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When I found out you were pregnant,
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I went to find a kid
that wasn't even mine.
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Wait, so you're seriously considering
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not telling this guy he has
a baby coming into the world?
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To be fair, I mean,
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he probably doesn't even remember.
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We were both really sloppy.
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He was, like, making out with my forearm
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at some point, and...
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I don't even really know
who he is, so...
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- Oh, we can find him.
- Oh.
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Yeah, you said his name was Phil
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and something about him
being from Berkeley, right?
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- Uh-huh.
- Oh, I have found guys
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with just a zodiac sign
and a favorite sweater color.
255
00:09:47,858 --> 00:09:49,147
Yeah, but we don't know
anything about this
256
00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:50,481
"Phil from Berkeley."
257
00:09:50,513 --> 00:09:51,648
All right, for all we know, he could be,
258
00:09:51,681 --> 00:09:54,384
okay, get this, "Phil from Vallejo."
259
00:09:54,418 --> 00:09:56,020
Or Dr. Phil.
260
00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:57,188
I think she would remember
261
00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:58,523
if she hooked up with Dr. Phil.
262
00:09:58,555 --> 00:10:00,624
No, I don't know. I was really drunk.
263
00:10:00,657 --> 00:10:02,993
It could be Dr. Phil. But you know what?
264
00:10:03,026 --> 00:10:04,494
I don't even want to, like, do that
265
00:10:04,527 --> 00:10:06,296
and blow up this guy's life.
266
00:10:06,329 --> 00:10:07,497
Screw that, blow up Dr. Phil's life.
267
00:10:07,530 --> 00:10:08,800
He's about to have a child in the world
268
00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:10,168
and he needs to know.
269
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,334
What he doesn't need is a kid growing up
270
00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:13,170
and being on 23andMe 18 years from now
271
00:10:13,204 --> 00:10:14,838
and then showing up
at his 40th birthday party
272
00:10:14,872 --> 00:10:17,007
- at the Macaroni Grill.
- Ooh, Mac G.
273
00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,343
I would get all up in that
prosciutto-wrapped jumbo shrimp.
274
00:10:19,376 --> 00:10:21,846
- Just...
- You know, maybe Dr. Phil Jr.
275
00:10:21,878 --> 00:10:24,014
does want to eat family style
with his father.
276
00:10:24,048 --> 00:10:27,318
Don't they both theoretically
deserve that delicious chance?
277
00:10:27,351 --> 00:10:29,921
You now, I couldn't imagine
life without our dad.
278
00:10:29,954 --> 00:10:32,089
Me neither. Well, what about you?
279
00:10:32,122 --> 00:10:33,324
Was your dad around?
280
00:10:33,357 --> 00:10:35,326
Actually, uh,
281
00:10:35,358 --> 00:10:37,360
he wasn't there much in the beginning.
282
00:10:37,394 --> 00:10:39,697
You know, 'cause of his
wrongful incarceration case.
283
00:10:39,729 --> 00:10:44,101
Oh, my goodness. Wrongful incarceration?
284
00:10:44,135 --> 00:10:45,169
Black.
285
00:10:45,202 --> 00:10:46,504
Whatever.
286
00:10:46,536 --> 00:10:50,173
Yeah, but then when the cops
held a press conference
287
00:10:50,207 --> 00:10:53,343
to apologize to my father
about being in the wrong,
288
00:10:53,377 --> 00:10:55,179
Dad was around a whole lot more. So...
289
00:10:55,212 --> 00:10:58,683
So, a-a cop apologized to your dad?
290
00:10:58,715 --> 00:10:59,850
- Yeah.
- Publicly?
291
00:10:59,883 --> 00:11:01,351
That's amazing, man.
292
00:11:01,385 --> 00:11:03,187
White guy.
293
00:11:03,219 --> 00:11:04,521
This might be an unpopular opinion,
294
00:11:04,555 --> 00:11:07,891
but if I was Phil,
I would rather not know.
295
00:11:07,925 --> 00:11:11,061
Not unpopular, Vivek. Thank you.
296
00:11:11,094 --> 00:11:13,396
- No, pretty unpopular.
- Well...
297
00:11:13,430 --> 00:11:16,700
I mean, I actually
appreciate Vivek's honesty.
298
00:11:16,733 --> 00:11:18,201
- See? That's what I was saying. Get in here.
- I do.
299
00:11:18,234 --> 00:11:20,737
Wait, you actually agree with him?
300
00:11:20,771 --> 00:11:22,540
Yeah, I mean, God forbid
301
00:11:22,573 --> 00:11:24,375
somebody pulled up
to my crib with a baby,
302
00:11:24,407 --> 00:11:25,575
I mean, I would take care of it
303
00:11:25,608 --> 00:11:27,144
like any other good dude would, right?
304
00:11:27,178 --> 00:11:28,813
But I'd be lying if I said
305
00:11:28,846 --> 00:11:30,648
I'd actually be happy about it.
306
00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,749
- So you don't think she should tell him?
- No.
307
00:11:32,782 --> 00:11:34,252
The right time to involve dude
308
00:11:34,285 --> 00:11:36,587
was when she found out
that she was pregnant.
309
00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,589
You know, because then,
310
00:11:38,622 --> 00:11:40,824
he would know the right way
to handle it from jump.
311
00:11:40,857 --> 00:11:43,127
And if you tell him now, that's just...
312
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,462
That's just not fair.
313
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,097
I cannot believe
what I'm hearing right now.
314
00:11:46,130 --> 00:11:47,999
Rod'Nae, help me out, please.
315
00:11:48,031 --> 00:11:49,333
It's actually Rodney.
316
00:11:49,366 --> 00:11:50,434
Just Rodney?
317
00:11:50,467 --> 00:11:52,770
Of course it is. Of course it is.
318
00:11:52,803 --> 00:11:54,605
Look, I just don't believe
319
00:11:54,637 --> 00:11:55,772
that I'm the only man in this room
320
00:11:55,805 --> 00:11:58,276
who feels like this Dr. Phil dude
321
00:11:58,309 --> 00:11:59,843
deserves to know that
he's about to be a father.
322
00:11:59,877 --> 00:12:03,146
I guess I can see both sides.
323
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,982
But, I mean, the issue
just is not black or white...
324
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:08,953
Yes, it is, Rodney,
and you need to choose a side...
325
00:12:08,986 --> 00:12:10,288
Black or White.
326
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,088
What I'm trying to say
is that the baby is here,
327
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,457
it's on the way,
328
00:12:13,489 --> 00:12:15,625
and this man has every right
to be in this child's life
329
00:12:15,659 --> 00:12:17,962
until he proves himself otherwise.
330
00:12:17,995 --> 00:12:20,865
As much as it pains me
to agree with Aaron,
331
00:12:20,897 --> 00:12:23,200
Nomi, being a parent is a blessing,
332
00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:25,703
- and, look, I'm sorry, but...
- Mm-hmm.
333
00:12:25,736 --> 00:12:27,872
...I think your choice
in not informing Phil
334
00:12:27,905 --> 00:12:31,208
is depriving your child
and his or her father
335
00:12:31,242 --> 00:12:33,176
from having a relationship.
336
00:13:12,215 --> 00:13:13,717
Hey, we're all out...
337
00:13:15,051 --> 00:13:18,221
Look, you obviously like the guy,
338
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,691
and doing this could possibly
change everything.
339
00:13:20,723 --> 00:13:24,362
So... don't do it.
340
00:13:24,395 --> 00:13:26,997
No, I need to know who I'm dating.
341
00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:29,500
Okay.
342
00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:32,603
Well, just so you know,
that whatever the outcome is,
343
00:13:32,636 --> 00:13:33,905
when you turn the lights off,
344
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,074
we are all the same color.
345
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,576
Mm-hmm.
346
00:13:52,155 --> 00:13:53,290
Damn.
347
00:13:53,324 --> 00:13:55,293
Those people might glow in the dark.
348
00:13:57,895 --> 00:14:01,232
Yeah?
349
00:14:01,265 --> 00:14:03,234
Hey.
350
00:14:03,266 --> 00:14:04,234
Hey.
351
00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:05,569
I just wanted to make sure
352
00:14:05,602 --> 00:14:07,193
that you got some of this
pregnant belly cake...
353
00:14:08,185 --> 00:14:10,040
The popped belly button
is actually fondant.
354
00:14:10,074 --> 00:14:11,863
No, if you can get past
your initial revulsion,
355
00:14:11,888 --> 00:14:13,544
it's actually pretty next-level.
356
00:14:13,577 --> 00:14:14,712
Mm.
357
00:14:14,745 --> 00:14:16,247
- Look, um...
- Mm-hmm.
358
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,783
...I just want to apologize
if I overstepped.
359
00:14:18,815 --> 00:14:20,450
I mean, we all know that going overboard
360
00:14:20,483 --> 00:14:23,219
is kind of my thing,
but it's only because I care.
361
00:14:23,252 --> 00:14:26,389
I know. Thank you for caring.
362
00:14:26,423 --> 00:14:29,493
But I am going to overstep
with one more thing,
363
00:14:29,526 --> 00:14:31,996
and again, it's only because I love you,
364
00:14:32,029 --> 00:14:34,999
and I just... I don't want you
to regret anything.
365
00:14:35,031 --> 00:14:37,901
What is this?
366
00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:40,972
Only if you change your mind
about your baby's father.
367
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:44,141
FYI, it only took me 45 seconds.
368
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,843
It... It's my new personal best.
369
00:15:03,827 --> 00:15:05,963
Oh, my God.
370
00:15:05,996 --> 00:15:07,965
Sky, where did your, uh,
dear old friend go?
371
00:15:07,997 --> 00:15:09,467
Rodney, did he skedaddle?
372
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,135
I am appalled and flabbergasted.
373
00:15:11,168 --> 00:15:13,971
I swear you gave me so much shit
374
00:15:14,003 --> 00:15:15,973
for dating White girls, and then, what,
375
00:15:16,006 --> 00:15:19,603
you go and fall for a White boy
that you thought was Black?
376
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:20,558
Mm-mm-mm.
377
00:15:20,582 --> 00:15:22,812
I didn't understand the
definition of irony until today.
378
00:15:22,846 --> 00:15:24,348
All right, enough, she gets it.
379
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,850
If it is any consolation,
we all come from
380
00:15:25,882 --> 00:15:27,852
the same haplogroup in Central Africa,
381
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:31,390
meaning your friend Rodney
is a little bit Black.
382
00:15:32,689 --> 00:15:36,293
I can't believe I fell for a White boy.
383
00:15:36,325 --> 00:15:37,891
I just don't get it.
384
00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:40,133
I mean, I... I knew
he was lighter-skinned,
385
00:15:40,158 --> 00:15:43,125
but by all appearances,
he's a Black man.
386
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,667
With no facial hair?
387
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:47,170
- But that crispy lineup, though.
- Ohh.
388
00:15:47,204 --> 00:15:50,840
He took me to Red Lobster
on our first date...
389
00:15:50,873 --> 00:15:52,409
But now that I think about it,
390
00:15:52,443 --> 00:15:53,744
he didn't order the shrimp...
391
00:15:53,776 --> 00:15:55,646
- Ahh.
- ...the crab legs,
392
00:15:55,679 --> 00:15:57,648
or even touch those cheesy biscuits.
393
00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:00,517
Okay, see? Now I see
how it could be confusing.
394
00:16:01,584 --> 00:16:03,887
Well, looks like we'll most definitely
395
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,189
be needing this.
396
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:14,064
Well, the father of my baby
is no longer a "rando."
397
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:17,200
His name is Phil McGinnis.
He's from San Jose.
398
00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:20,870
He's a Comm Major at UC Berkeley
and, apparently,
399
00:16:20,904 --> 00:16:25,009
the dude is a major player
in the Ultimate Frisbee scene.
400
00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:27,343
- Cool?
- Before Ana tracked him down,
401
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:30,414
he was just, like,
a nameless, faceless dude.
402
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:33,918
And now he's a... real person.
403
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:39,589
Well, Nomi, you do know that
he was always a real person.
404
00:16:39,622 --> 00:16:41,092
Yeah, I know.
405
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:45,596
But now this baby
is a real person, so...
406
00:16:45,628 --> 00:16:48,264
Look, I told you I was gonna
have your back through this
407
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,468
and that I was gonna
give it to you straight
408
00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:52,035
no matter how hard it would be.
409
00:16:52,069 --> 00:16:53,704
- Mm-hmm.
- But, I don't know,
410
00:16:53,737 --> 00:16:56,707
after today and everything
happening downstairs,
411
00:16:56,739 --> 00:17:01,277
I... I realized whether to keep the baby
412
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:03,481
or place it for adoption,
413
00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:08,151
or even whether to tell Phil
he's the father or not,
414
00:17:08,185 --> 00:17:11,555
these aren't choices
that any of us can make for you.
415
00:17:11,587 --> 00:17:13,552
- Yeah.
- These are your choices.
416
00:17:13,577 --> 00:17:15,458
Mm-hmm.
417
00:17:15,491 --> 00:17:17,393
And I know you.
418
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:19,230
Easier said than done, but I know you're
419
00:17:19,263 --> 00:17:22,233
absolutely going to do
what's right for you.
420
00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:25,401
I'm not going to be able
to think about it here.
421
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:29,292
Not clearly, anyway. I...
422
00:17:30,606 --> 00:17:33,376
I think I need to go home.
423
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:38,682
Is that, like, the coward's way out?
424
00:17:38,715 --> 00:17:40,251
No.
425
00:17:40,284 --> 00:17:43,487
I think going home is actually
a really brave decision.
426
00:17:43,519 --> 00:17:45,256
- Do you?
- Yeah.
427
00:17:49,793 --> 00:17:52,763
So, Ultimate Frisbee?
428
00:17:52,795 --> 00:17:53,861
Hmm.
429
00:17:58,701 --> 00:18:00,703
Please don't get arrested.
430
00:18:00,737 --> 00:18:02,840
I'll try.
431
00:18:04,072 --> 00:18:05,782
- You better call me every day.
- Okay.
432
00:18:05,807 --> 00:18:07,102
And I'm not screwing around
433
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,711
about CC-ing me on
all your doctor emails.
434
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,019
Goodbye, little Usain.
435
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,022
I thought we agreed on "Flo-Jo."
436
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,621
Only if it was a girl.
437
00:18:19,646 --> 00:18:20,949
You see the way she's carrying,
438
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,215
you know she's gonna have a boy.
439
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,754
- I can't...
- All right.
440
00:18:23,779 --> 00:18:26,404
Thank God I'm not having twins.
441
00:18:27,197 --> 00:18:28,666
You will be missed.
442
00:18:34,036 --> 00:18:37,006
Donadagovhi...
443
00:18:37,039 --> 00:18:38,174
Okay?
444
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,710
That's Cherokee for,
"Until we meet again."
445
00:18:46,749 --> 00:18:49,053
I'm... I'm not gonna say goodbye
446
00:18:49,085 --> 00:18:53,824
because I know I'm gonna be
seeing you really very soon.
447
00:18:53,856 --> 00:18:55,491
I know we, like, get into it a lot,
448
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:58,413
but I'm gonna miss you the most.
449
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:04,001
Don't take anyone else out
for margaritas.
450
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,542
Bye.
451
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:17,014
Although we may take for granted
452
00:19:17,046 --> 00:19:20,683
the billion little things
it takes to create life,
453
00:19:20,717 --> 00:19:24,354
there were two things
we didn't take for granted...
454
00:19:24,388 --> 00:19:27,358
the difficult choice Nomi was facing,
455
00:19:27,391 --> 00:19:31,195
and the fact that this group
of nine amazing people
456
00:19:31,228 --> 00:19:34,364
came together to support
and love each other
457
00:19:34,398 --> 00:19:36,500
no matter what.
458
00:19:39,087 --> 00:19:41,260
Uh, you're headed to the airport, right?
459
00:19:41,285 --> 00:19:42,639
- Yeah.
- I got you.
460
00:19:42,672 --> 00:19:45,618
I got water, I got mints,
I got phone chargers.
461
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:46,810
I got a head shot
462
00:19:46,843 --> 00:19:49,479
if you have any connections
in the business.
463
00:19:49,513 --> 00:19:51,115
- I don't.
- No?
464
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,882
Hey, you never know, right?
465
00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:55,219
Where you traveling to?
466
00:19:58,255 --> 00:19:59,723
Home.
467
00:19:59,756 --> 00:20:00,824
Nice.
468
00:20:00,856 --> 00:20:02,992
No place like home.
469
00:20:03,073 --> 00:20:06,438
Wish I could go home.
Clickity clack back to Idaho.
470
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:49,333
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