1 00:00:07,594 --> 00:00:09,331 Normally, I'd have something 2 00:00:09,363 --> 00:00:11,505 really poetic and clever to say. 3 00:00:11,583 --> 00:00:15,220 But since Nomi's pregnancy bomb had left us all speechless 4 00:00:15,279 --> 00:00:18,388 and in a situation that was anything but normal, 5 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:19,989 there were no words. 6 00:00:20,052 --> 00:00:22,691 At least, no eloquent ones. 7 00:00:22,769 --> 00:00:24,137 Your pregnant ass is pregnant? 8 00:00:24,170 --> 00:00:25,839 Um, actually, 9 00:00:25,871 --> 00:00:29,508 what I think Sky really meant to say was... 10 00:00:29,541 --> 00:00:30,968 how'd you get... 11 00:00:33,013 --> 00:00:34,593 ...you know, a-all that? 12 00:00:34,632 --> 00:00:36,315 - Mm. - Isn't it obvious? 13 00:00:36,349 --> 00:00:38,150 She didn't just slip and fall on the "D." 14 00:00:38,184 --> 00:00:41,021 Thank you, Jazz, for that. 15 00:00:41,053 --> 00:00:43,990 Uh, anyway, okay, I know I was gonna have to do this at some point, 16 00:00:44,023 --> 00:00:48,160 so... here it goes. 17 00:00:48,193 --> 00:00:50,429 Remember the day that I ended things with Paige? 18 00:00:50,462 --> 00:00:51,434 Who the hell is Paige? 19 00:00:51,459 --> 00:00:52,465 The old lady teacher 20 00:00:52,498 --> 00:00:54,100 who looked like she was tweaking on meth? 21 00:00:54,133 --> 00:00:55,601 She was a professor of a class you were in, 22 00:00:55,635 --> 00:00:57,137 but she doesn't work at the school anymore, 23 00:00:57,169 --> 00:00:58,204 so it doesn't even matter. 24 00:00:58,238 --> 00:01:00,140 - Because of the drugs? - Okay, dudes, 25 00:01:00,173 --> 00:01:01,272 can you just let Nomi continue? 26 00:01:01,297 --> 00:01:02,708 Anyway... 27 00:01:02,741 --> 00:01:04,377 after I ended things with Paige... 28 00:01:04,411 --> 00:01:05,946 I can't do this. 29 00:01:05,979 --> 00:01:08,048 ...I met up with Zoey for margaritas. 30 00:01:08,081 --> 00:01:10,150 So many margaritas. 31 00:01:10,182 --> 00:01:14,427 And after she left, I stayed and kinda met a guy, 32 00:01:14,460 --> 00:01:17,198 and then I kinda went home with him. 33 00:01:17,223 --> 00:01:19,882 And then I kinda slipped and... 34 00:01:19,907 --> 00:01:21,394 you know, fell on the "D." 35 00:01:26,765 --> 00:01:27,867 And that concludes 36 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:30,003 the informational portion of this meeting. 37 00:01:30,036 --> 00:01:33,840 So, bingo bango, I'm having me a baby. 38 00:01:41,714 --> 00:01:43,016 Mazel tov. 39 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:47,607 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 40 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,176 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 41 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:51,644 ♪ Learn something new every day ♪ 42 00:01:51,677 --> 00:01:54,313 ♪ I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ♪ 43 00:01:54,346 --> 00:01:56,949 ♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪ 44 00:01:56,983 --> 00:01:59,953 ♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪ 45 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:03,689 ♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 46 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:05,291 - ♪ I'm grown ♪ - ♪ You can tell me ♪ 47 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:10,763 ♪ My heart beating so loud ♪ 48 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:14,334 ♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 49 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:16,099 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 50 00:02:16,124 --> 00:02:17,239 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 51 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,076 - We're having a house baby! - Yep. 52 00:02:20,110 --> 00:02:22,212 We're hugging. 53 00:02:22,244 --> 00:02:25,182 - Yay. - Yay. 54 00:02:26,216 --> 00:02:28,250 Yeah. 55 00:02:28,283 --> 00:02:29,351 Okay. 56 00:02:29,385 --> 00:02:30,387 Okay. 57 00:02:30,420 --> 00:02:32,055 - Okay. - Yeah. 58 00:02:32,087 --> 00:02:33,956 Now, obviously, having a baby in college 59 00:02:33,990 --> 00:02:36,058 is, like, a very complicated situation. 60 00:02:36,092 --> 00:02:37,961 Um... then, you know, 61 00:02:37,993 --> 00:02:40,463 - I just have to ask the hard question. - Mm-hmm. 62 00:02:40,497 --> 00:02:44,101 Why didn't you uncomplicate... 63 00:02:44,134 --> 00:02:45,267 the situation? 64 00:02:45,301 --> 00:02:48,571 Because she decided to do the brave and moral thing 65 00:02:48,605 --> 00:02:49,973 and keep it. 66 00:02:50,974 --> 00:02:53,276 I knew you'd come to my side. 67 00:02:53,308 --> 00:02:54,944 You're gonna love Jesus. 68 00:02:54,978 --> 00:02:58,314 Okay, slow up, Ana Coulter. Still pro-choice. 69 00:02:58,348 --> 00:03:00,784 - Just chose what was right for me. - Right. 70 00:03:00,817 --> 00:03:04,254 - And we fully support you, obviously. - Mm-hmm. 71 00:03:04,287 --> 00:03:05,288 You're just choosing to take on such 72 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:08,457 a-a huge responsibility at 20. 73 00:03:08,491 --> 00:03:11,228 Last semester, you couldn't even keep your aloe plant alive. 74 00:03:11,260 --> 00:03:13,896 And now you're gonna need that for all those stretch marks. 75 00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:16,099 All right, you guys, women our age have children all the time, okay? 76 00:03:16,131 --> 00:03:17,933 Solange did it, Kylie Jenner did it, 77 00:03:17,967 --> 00:03:22,339 and my personal hero, Whoopi Goldberg. 78 00:03:22,372 --> 00:03:24,074 I mean, she did it. 79 00:03:24,106 --> 00:03:26,276 Okay, well, do you plan on making it work under this roof? 80 00:03:26,308 --> 00:03:27,593 Because we just blew 81 00:03:27,618 --> 00:03:30,569 our entire athletic housing stipend on this house, 82 00:03:30,594 --> 00:03:32,649 and we were really planning to rock out with our... 83 00:03:32,682 --> 00:03:34,024 Pause. 84 00:03:34,049 --> 00:03:35,285 Baby in the womb. 85 00:03:35,318 --> 00:03:38,021 All right, y-you guys can rage here every day, okay? 86 00:03:38,053 --> 00:03:40,657 - I mean, nothing's gonna change. - Oh, no, no. 87 00:03:40,689 --> 00:03:43,125 But to be fair, a lot of things probably should change. 88 00:03:43,158 --> 00:03:44,293 No, look. Oh, gosh. 89 00:03:44,326 --> 00:03:46,128 This is exactly why I didn't want to tell you guys, 90 00:03:46,162 --> 00:03:47,630 because I knew you were gonna get really weird, 91 00:03:47,664 --> 00:03:50,000 and I just... you know, I want everything to be normal. 92 00:03:50,033 --> 00:03:53,103 But you're normally not pregnant. 93 00:03:53,135 --> 00:03:54,871 Then pretend I'm not pregnant. 94 00:03:54,903 --> 00:03:57,940 Okay? Just treat me like normal Nomi. 95 00:03:57,974 --> 00:03:59,342 Fine, normal Nomi. 96 00:03:59,374 --> 00:04:01,645 Since you're the last one to arrive to the house, 97 00:04:01,677 --> 00:04:03,045 you get the haunted room 98 00:04:03,079 --> 00:04:05,047 with the creepy, little ghost girl. 99 00:04:05,081 --> 00:04:07,551 Yeah, she just sits at the foot of the bed 100 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:09,686 on her squeaky, little tricycle, 101 00:04:09,718 --> 00:04:10,787 beckoning you to Hell. 102 00:04:10,819 --> 00:04:12,321 Bright side... 103 00:04:12,354 --> 00:04:14,323 she and her little house baby might be friends. 104 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:19,563 Guys, I cannot stop thinking about this Nomi mess, you know? 105 00:04:19,596 --> 00:04:21,898 I... Having a kid with somebody I barely even know... 106 00:04:21,931 --> 00:04:23,233 it's... it's my worst nightmare. 107 00:04:23,265 --> 00:04:25,467 I try to stay safe, but after a super-turnt night, 108 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:27,003 there's definitely been a few times 109 00:04:27,036 --> 00:04:28,972 where, you know, I've... 110 00:04:29,005 --> 00:04:30,073 Raw-dogged it with some randos 111 00:04:30,106 --> 00:04:31,007 because you don't love yourself? 112 00:04:31,039 --> 00:04:32,975 - Oh. - That's beside the point. 113 00:04:33,008 --> 00:04:34,343 What I'm trying to say is that 114 00:04:34,376 --> 00:04:36,145 Nomi's baby daddy's out there in the world somewhere 115 00:04:36,178 --> 00:04:37,380 minding his own business, then... bam... 116 00:04:37,412 --> 00:04:38,981 finds out he has a little seed running around. 117 00:04:39,015 --> 00:04:40,916 That's... 118 00:04:40,950 --> 00:04:42,519 That's terrifying, you know? 119 00:04:42,551 --> 00:04:43,819 It could be any one of us. 120 00:04:43,852 --> 00:04:45,222 Mnh-mnh. Couldn't be me, fam. 121 00:04:45,255 --> 00:04:48,091 I stay strapped. All times. 122 00:04:48,123 --> 00:04:49,926 - Every single time? - Yes, sir. 123 00:04:51,027 --> 00:04:54,063 Thank God I have a natural glow. 124 00:04:54,097 --> 00:04:57,032 Could not sleep at all last night thinking about Nomi. 125 00:04:57,065 --> 00:04:59,101 There's just so much I am dying to ask her, 126 00:04:59,135 --> 00:05:00,070 but I feel like I can't, 127 00:05:00,102 --> 00:05:01,904 with this whole "treat her normal" thing. 128 00:05:01,938 --> 00:05:03,039 - No? - Ooh. 129 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:04,908 No. 130 00:05:04,940 --> 00:05:06,443 This is for Nomi. 131 00:05:06,476 --> 00:05:08,577 Folic acid for the baby's brain, 132 00:05:08,611 --> 00:05:10,447 calcium for strong bones... 133 00:05:10,479 --> 00:05:12,047 oh, and if it's a boy, 134 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,950 plantains so his pinga can grow. 135 00:05:13,983 --> 00:05:16,119 Cuban legend. 136 00:05:16,152 --> 00:05:18,087 This little prenatal spread 137 00:05:18,121 --> 00:05:20,423 is treating her anything but normal. 138 00:05:20,455 --> 00:05:22,224 Well, a normal breakfast for Nomi 139 00:05:22,258 --> 00:05:24,628 is a Diet Coke with a side of wake and bake. 140 00:05:24,661 --> 00:05:25,760 You're not wrong, but look, 141 00:05:25,785 --> 00:05:27,863 as her ladies, we have to respect her wishes, 142 00:05:27,897 --> 00:05:30,433 no matter how absurd they may seem, okay? 143 00:05:30,465 --> 00:05:31,934 - Hi, there, Mommy. - Hey. 144 00:05:31,967 --> 00:05:34,803 How... Oh. How was your night? 145 00:05:34,837 --> 00:05:36,706 Did you see the little dead girl at the edge of your bed? 146 00:05:36,738 --> 00:05:38,440 - I did not. No. - Oh. 147 00:05:39,642 --> 00:05:40,710 I did. 148 00:05:42,245 --> 00:05:44,047 Seriously? Where's my soda? 149 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:47,116 Well, uh, when, uh, you showed up in... 150 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:50,219 your condition, I tossed what we had. 151 00:05:50,253 --> 00:05:51,721 Ana... 152 00:05:51,753 --> 00:05:53,489 I did, however, make you this. 153 00:05:53,522 --> 00:05:55,892 It may or may not have to do 154 00:05:55,924 --> 00:05:57,059 with providing your baby 155 00:05:57,092 --> 00:05:58,994 the necessary nutritional values it needs 156 00:05:59,027 --> 00:06:01,698 - to grow an adequate brain stem. - Hmm? 157 00:06:02,921 --> 00:06:03,933 That's cool. 158 00:06:06,101 --> 00:06:08,972 Well, if Nomi's cool with Ana's prenatal buffet, 159 00:06:09,005 --> 00:06:11,675 I'm sure she's open to a couple questions, right? 160 00:06:11,707 --> 00:06:12,741 Right. 161 00:06:12,775 --> 00:06:14,010 I'm going in. 162 00:06:14,042 --> 00:06:17,112 So, cute wittle mommy-to-be, 163 00:06:17,145 --> 00:06:19,315 do you have an OB-GYN out here yet? 164 00:06:19,349 --> 00:06:21,284 - 'Cause, like, if not... - Mm-hmm. 165 00:06:21,316 --> 00:06:23,552 ...my mom could totally refer you to one. 166 00:06:24,986 --> 00:06:26,922 Yeah, sure. I'm open to that. 167 00:06:28,323 --> 00:06:30,460 She's open. That's great. 168 00:06:30,493 --> 00:06:32,162 Time to turn up the heat. 169 00:06:32,195 --> 00:06:34,863 So you know, now that I'm thinking about it, 170 00:06:34,897 --> 00:06:35,964 you never really told us 171 00:06:35,998 --> 00:06:37,700 how your parents feel about everything. 172 00:06:37,734 --> 00:06:39,135 Mm. Right. 173 00:06:39,167 --> 00:06:40,368 Well, their only child 174 00:06:40,402 --> 00:06:42,338 who they sent across the country to get a mediocre education 175 00:06:42,371 --> 00:06:44,106 is returning with their bastard grandchild. 176 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:47,956 So... they're not, like... mm, you know, thrilled. 177 00:06:48,844 --> 00:06:51,113 But your baby doesn't have to be a bastard. 178 00:06:51,147 --> 00:06:52,981 It has a father. 179 00:06:53,015 --> 00:06:55,452 Which... You know, now that you bring that up, 180 00:06:55,484 --> 00:06:58,955 you never exactly told us his name. 181 00:06:58,988 --> 00:06:59,988 It's Phil. 182 00:07:00,022 --> 00:07:00,990 - Phil? - Phil? 183 00:07:01,022 --> 00:07:02,359 - Phil. - And where's Phil from? 184 00:07:02,392 --> 00:07:03,960 Yeah, does Phil go to school here? 185 00:07:03,993 --> 00:07:05,662 - What's his political affiliation? - Mm. 186 00:07:06,828 --> 00:07:07,996 All right, I love you both very much, 187 00:07:08,029 --> 00:07:09,299 but I see what you're doing here. 188 00:07:09,332 --> 00:07:14,170 So, I'm gonna take my baby brain-stem breakfast 189 00:07:14,202 --> 00:07:15,371 and go to my room. 190 00:07:15,404 --> 00:07:17,873 Looks great. Thank you. 191 00:07:17,907 --> 00:07:20,577 We turned up the heat too high. 192 00:07:21,777 --> 00:07:23,879 Shit! I forgot about Yolanda. 193 00:07:23,912 --> 00:07:25,748 Dude, what are you doing? 194 00:07:25,782 --> 00:07:28,084 He's Insta-stalking girls he's had one-night stands with 195 00:07:28,116 --> 00:07:30,018 to see if he has an unclaimed baby out there. 196 00:07:30,051 --> 00:07:31,587 Nomi's got your boy shook. 197 00:07:31,621 --> 00:07:32,722 Gross. 198 00:07:32,755 --> 00:07:34,190 I dodged a bullet with you. 199 00:07:34,222 --> 00:07:36,525 I'm sorry that I've actually lived a life, Ana. 200 00:07:36,558 --> 00:07:38,395 I seriously hope you make some changes, man. 201 00:07:38,428 --> 00:07:39,496 Hey, guys, where's Nomi? 202 00:07:39,529 --> 00:07:42,031 I only keep up with Blac Chyna and the Lord. 203 00:07:42,063 --> 00:07:43,265 Okay, did you guys have a falling out or something? 204 00:07:43,299 --> 00:07:45,601 Uh, no. What would make you say that? 205 00:07:45,635 --> 00:07:47,771 I mean, 'cause girls are usually open books. 206 00:07:47,803 --> 00:07:50,106 I mean, your girl rolls in five months pregnant 207 00:07:50,138 --> 00:07:51,573 without any of you knowing? 208 00:07:51,606 --> 00:07:52,575 That's weird. 209 00:07:52,608 --> 00:07:53,943 Even I tell my boys everything. 210 00:07:53,976 --> 00:07:55,912 - Aaron, what day do I blast my quads? - Tuesday. 211 00:07:55,945 --> 00:07:57,113 Doug, what's my least favorite vegetable? 212 00:07:57,145 --> 00:07:58,647 I don't keep up with your food pyramid. 213 00:07:59,414 --> 00:08:01,617 - Broccoli. - Broccoli. Ah. 214 00:08:01,650 --> 00:08:05,087 Okay, well, I know that Nomi hates working out, asparagus, 215 00:08:05,121 --> 00:08:06,755 and Ariana Grande's speaking voice, 216 00:08:06,789 --> 00:08:08,591 which means I know everything there is to know 217 00:08:08,623 --> 00:08:10,760 about my best friend, too. 218 00:08:10,792 --> 00:08:13,562 Yeah, except the most important thing that's ever happened to her. 219 00:08:13,596 --> 00:08:14,798 - 'Sup, freaks? - Hey. 220 00:08:14,830 --> 00:08:16,398 - Yo. - Hey. 221 00:08:16,431 --> 00:08:20,537 The only thing worse than a breakup 222 00:08:20,570 --> 00:08:23,973 is that awkward phase with your ex after the breakup. 223 00:08:24,005 --> 00:08:25,041 You know the one. 224 00:08:25,073 --> 00:08:27,443 The one where it's like, "I'm cool, you're cool, 225 00:08:27,476 --> 00:08:31,079 but we've both seen each other naked" phase. 226 00:08:31,112 --> 00:08:32,714 Hey. 227 00:08:32,747 --> 00:08:35,446 How you do... H-How you... livin'? 228 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:37,204 Uh, just leaving philosophy. 229 00:08:37,229 --> 00:08:39,456 Was just gonna post up until the Intro to Beekeeping. 230 00:08:39,489 --> 00:08:42,058 We've got to save those bees. 231 00:08:42,091 --> 00:08:43,493 True. Respect. 232 00:08:43,525 --> 00:08:44,794 Uh, what's going on here? 233 00:08:44,827 --> 00:08:47,463 Well, I'm... not really much of a gossip, so... 234 00:08:47,496 --> 00:08:48,464 If that's your truth. 235 00:08:48,497 --> 00:08:49,665 Well, actually, you know what? 236 00:08:49,698 --> 00:08:51,133 I realize it doesn't even count as gossip, 237 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:54,137 'cause you're gonna figure it out as soon as you see her. 238 00:08:54,169 --> 00:08:57,406 Get this... Nomi showed up yesterday... 239 00:08:57,439 --> 00:08:58,907 five months pregnant. 240 00:08:58,941 --> 00:09:00,243 Shocking, right? 241 00:09:00,275 --> 00:09:02,946 Uh... not really. I knew months ago. 242 00:09:06,015 --> 00:09:07,150 How? 243 00:09:07,183 --> 00:09:09,152 She told me. 244 00:09:10,218 --> 00:09:12,188 With her mouth? 245 00:09:22,832 --> 00:09:26,970 So, just a few days into Junior year, 246 00:09:27,002 --> 00:09:29,838 everything I had envisioned for it was off. 247 00:09:29,871 --> 00:09:31,808 Titanium looked different, 248 00:09:31,841 --> 00:09:35,111 I had a tricycle-riding ghost girl living in my room, 249 00:09:35,144 --> 00:09:38,124 and my best friend had told my ex-boyfriend 250 00:09:38,148 --> 00:09:41,796 the news about her pregnancy before me. 251 00:09:44,187 --> 00:09:46,089 Guys, doesn't any of this feel wrong to you? 252 00:09:46,123 --> 00:09:49,460 I actually like it. It's super-sexy. 253 00:09:49,493 --> 00:09:50,961 The couches are comfy. 254 00:09:50,994 --> 00:09:52,996 Oh, and the bathroom has mints. 255 00:09:53,030 --> 00:09:54,799 Correction... had mints. 256 00:09:54,831 --> 00:09:55,899 Yo, I'm talking about the fact 257 00:09:55,932 --> 00:09:57,968 that Nomi told Luca she was pregnant 258 00:09:58,002 --> 00:09:59,503 and not any of us. 259 00:09:59,536 --> 00:10:02,006 Zoey, come on. It's her life, her business. 260 00:10:02,038 --> 00:10:03,440 Who cares who she told first? 261 00:10:03,474 --> 00:10:04,642 What she said. 262 00:10:04,675 --> 00:10:06,344 Sure, but, Jazz, really think about it... 263 00:10:06,377 --> 00:10:09,481 How would you feel if one of us confided in Doug 264 00:10:09,513 --> 00:10:10,748 after you broke up? 265 00:10:10,781 --> 00:10:13,017 See, this year, I'm really trying to refrain 266 00:10:13,050 --> 00:10:15,620 from having thoughts of throwing these hands. 267 00:10:15,652 --> 00:10:18,255 Do not send me down that dark path, Zoey. 268 00:10:18,288 --> 00:10:20,424 All I'm saying is, if I'm being completely honest, 269 00:10:20,458 --> 00:10:22,008 it kind of feels personal. 270 00:10:22,033 --> 00:10:23,321 Like, did I do something wrong? 271 00:10:23,346 --> 00:10:24,996 I'm just really trying to wrap my head around 272 00:10:25,028 --> 00:10:28,041 why she wouldn't tell me something this major first. 273 00:10:28,066 --> 00:10:29,967 - Well, now's your chance to ask her. - Great. 274 00:10:30,001 --> 00:10:32,971 Oof. Pregnant lady at the bar? 275 00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:34,661 Not a good look. 276 00:10:35,795 --> 00:10:38,118 Oh, wait, she still has to buy those rounds, though, right? 277 00:10:38,143 --> 00:10:39,865 Uh-huh. 278 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,168 Yo, yo, yo, yo. Look at this. 279 00:10:41,201 --> 00:10:43,437 This is a post from four years ago. 280 00:10:43,469 --> 00:10:45,005 On this day in 2016, 281 00:10:45,039 --> 00:10:47,107 I hooked up with a girl named Sheraya. 282 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:48,355 - Sheriya? - 'Kay. 283 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:49,909 I forget how to pronounce it fully. 284 00:10:49,943 --> 00:10:51,779 Damn. I would raw-dog that. 285 00:10:51,812 --> 00:10:53,080 My point... someone did raw-dog this, 286 00:10:53,112 --> 00:10:54,047 'cause, look, she has a baby. 287 00:10:54,081 --> 00:10:55,583 This kid looks like he's three years old. 288 00:10:55,616 --> 00:10:58,019 Do you get where I'm going here? Do the math. 289 00:10:58,052 --> 00:11:00,021 "Am I a father?" is what I'm asking you guys. 290 00:11:00,054 --> 00:11:01,588 Oh, you're not a father. 291 00:11:01,621 --> 00:11:03,156 - Oh, he could be the father. - I could be. 292 00:11:03,189 --> 00:11:04,458 If I am, which it looks like I might be, 293 00:11:04,491 --> 00:11:06,360 I'm just gonna have to own up to my responsibilities, you know? 294 00:11:06,392 --> 00:11:08,428 Like Furious Styles did when he had Tre at 17. 295 00:11:08,462 --> 00:11:10,431 Wait, who's Furious Styles? 296 00:11:10,463 --> 00:11:12,646 Who's Furious Sty... He's kidding, right? 297 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,534 Furious Styles, from "Boyz n the Hood." 298 00:11:14,568 --> 00:11:17,428 Probably, in my opinion, the greatest portrayal of a black father 299 00:11:17,453 --> 00:11:19,940 in cinematic history. He was firm, yet loving. 300 00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:21,107 He also worked his ass off 301 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:22,642 to become a vessel of change in the black community, 302 00:11:22,675 --> 00:11:24,611 and when Tre was acting weird, hitting the air like that, 303 00:11:24,645 --> 00:11:25,645 he didn't treat him bad. 304 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:27,014 When he knew he lost his virginity, 305 00:11:27,047 --> 00:11:28,049 he didn't treat him bad. 306 00:11:28,082 --> 00:11:30,016 - He loved him. - Yeah. 307 00:11:30,049 --> 00:11:31,284 Spoiler alert. 308 00:11:31,318 --> 00:11:33,520 I got to do the right thing. 309 00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:35,055 Bro, I respect what you're saying, 310 00:11:35,088 --> 00:11:36,723 but she didn't reach out to you 311 00:11:36,756 --> 00:11:38,191 to say that you have a kid. 312 00:11:38,225 --> 00:11:41,028 So why open up Pandora's box for that? 313 00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:42,495 Well, because, Doug, 314 00:11:42,529 --> 00:11:44,331 Furious Styles would have opened that box. 315 00:11:44,363 --> 00:11:46,466 - No questions asked. - Okay. All right. 316 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:49,003 Rip the paper off, open the box, baby. 317 00:11:49,035 --> 00:11:50,704 My baby. I'm gonna find you. 318 00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:57,243 So, for the past 10 minutes, 319 00:11:57,276 --> 00:11:59,012 Nomi's been making small talk 320 00:11:59,045 --> 00:12:00,980 about how different Titanium is, 321 00:12:01,014 --> 00:12:04,351 and despite feeling like our friendship is a fractured mess, 322 00:12:04,384 --> 00:12:06,253 I'm just trying to keep it cool. 323 00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:08,458 Zo, you good? 324 00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:10,725 Y-You're, uh, being awfully quiet. 325 00:12:10,757 --> 00:12:14,160 I'm really well. Thank you. 326 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:15,729 I'm taking the high road. 327 00:12:16,963 --> 00:12:20,600 So... you told Luca. 328 00:12:20,634 --> 00:12:22,103 I failed. 329 00:12:22,135 --> 00:12:24,004 Yeah. I did. And it's not a big deal, okay? 330 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:27,264 I just figured if anyone was gonna understand, it would be him, 331 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,175 and I knew he was gonna be really chill about it. 332 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,608 Like, no judgment. 333 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:35,110 And when do I judge? 334 00:12:35,142 --> 00:12:36,146 What you're doing feels wrong. 335 00:12:36,171 --> 00:12:38,981 No, actually, it... it feels very wrong. 336 00:12:39,014 --> 00:12:42,317 Posts like these just seem so... basic, 337 00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:44,019 and I'm here trying to make art. 338 00:12:44,052 --> 00:12:46,955 You're a shady piece of backstabbing trash. 339 00:12:46,987 --> 00:12:49,123 Just own it, Zoey. 340 00:12:49,156 --> 00:12:51,993 We love you, but you're a teeny... 341 00:12:52,026 --> 00:12:54,829 lots-y bit judgmental, 342 00:12:54,862 --> 00:12:59,034 and everyone knows that you can never be chill or normal 343 00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:00,568 - about anything. - Nope. 344 00:13:00,602 --> 00:13:03,838 I am... I'm super-chill 345 00:13:03,871 --> 00:13:06,174 and, quite honestly, abnormally normal. 346 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:09,977 I'm "Fifth Harmony Normani at Norms Diner with Norman Reedus 347 00:13:10,011 --> 00:13:11,980 serving up hot, fresh normal... 348 00:13:12,012 --> 00:13:15,164 ...24 hours, seven days a week" type normal. 349 00:13:16,584 --> 00:13:18,922 Yeah, nothing about what you just said was normal. 350 00:13:18,947 --> 00:13:19,987 Mm. 351 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:23,692 And nothing about this entire situation is normal. 352 00:13:23,725 --> 00:13:25,928 You show up five months pregnant 353 00:13:25,961 --> 00:13:27,496 with... with no type of heads-up, 354 00:13:27,529 --> 00:13:30,365 and the only person you chose to tell was my ex. 355 00:13:30,397 --> 00:13:31,899 Do you know how that makes me feel? 356 00:13:31,933 --> 00:13:33,702 Because we are supposed to be best friends, 357 00:13:33,735 --> 00:13:35,070 not you and him. 358 00:13:35,102 --> 00:13:36,938 And so, I-I really do apologize 359 00:13:36,972 --> 00:13:38,774 if I am not being normal, 360 00:13:38,807 --> 00:13:40,409 but the entire thing is nuts. 361 00:13:43,078 --> 00:13:44,545 Do you want to know what's weirder 362 00:13:44,578 --> 00:13:45,881 than a pregnant lady in a bar? 363 00:13:45,914 --> 00:13:46,943 What? 364 00:13:46,968 --> 00:13:49,684 Someone yelling at the pregnant lady in the bar. 365 00:13:49,717 --> 00:13:52,286 Now you get why I told Luca, not you? 366 00:13:52,325 --> 00:13:53,739 Hmm? 367 00:13:53,764 --> 00:13:56,924 And why I'm never telling you anything ever again? 368 00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:59,127 What? 369 00:14:07,143 --> 00:14:09,437 With everything about the past few days 370 00:14:09,471 --> 00:14:10,972 being anything but normal, 371 00:14:11,006 --> 00:14:13,208 I was trying to make sense of it all, 372 00:14:13,241 --> 00:14:14,977 which led me back to the one thing 373 00:14:15,010 --> 00:14:17,044 that still felt sort of familiar. 374 00:14:19,747 --> 00:14:21,015 Hey. 375 00:14:22,184 --> 00:14:23,952 Hey, uh, sorry for the drop-in. 376 00:14:23,985 --> 00:14:25,154 I just... 377 00:14:25,187 --> 00:14:26,421 I have a quick question. 378 00:14:26,453 --> 00:14:27,989 Okay. 379 00:14:28,957 --> 00:14:30,826 Am I a bad friend? 380 00:14:30,858 --> 00:14:33,427 - I don't know. I'm not on Facebook. - Dude, come on. 381 00:14:33,461 --> 00:14:36,597 I need someone who really knows me to answer honestly. 382 00:14:36,631 --> 00:14:39,501 Like, am I a bad friend? 383 00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:42,437 Where's all this coming from? 384 00:14:42,469 --> 00:14:47,275 From Nomi telling you she was pregnant and not me. 385 00:14:47,309 --> 00:14:49,178 And something's obviously wrong, right? 386 00:14:49,211 --> 00:14:50,611 I mean, to be honest with you, 387 00:14:50,645 --> 00:14:52,981 she told me 'cause she knew I'd just listen 388 00:14:53,014 --> 00:14:54,850 and not be all in her shit. 389 00:14:54,882 --> 00:14:56,951 W... And I would? 390 00:14:56,985 --> 00:14:59,087 You wouldn't not. 391 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:02,090 But what if that's what she needs? 392 00:15:02,122 --> 00:15:04,358 It doesn't matter what you think Nomi needs 393 00:15:04,391 --> 00:15:06,627 if that's not what she's telling you she wants. 394 00:15:11,198 --> 00:15:12,828 You might be right. 395 00:15:20,475 --> 00:15:23,178 Well, thank you for your honesty, 396 00:15:23,211 --> 00:15:26,181 and I should be going now. 397 00:15:26,213 --> 00:15:27,724 Cool place, by the way. 398 00:15:39,761 --> 00:15:40,962 Hey. 399 00:15:40,996 --> 00:15:42,164 You good? 400 00:15:42,197 --> 00:15:43,332 I'm great. 401 00:15:49,404 --> 00:15:50,539 I don't see it. 402 00:15:50,572 --> 00:15:51,740 If anything, 403 00:15:51,772 --> 00:15:54,709 he looks like a young Mahershala Ali. 404 00:15:54,742 --> 00:15:56,244 Mahershala Ali has never looked young. 405 00:15:56,278 --> 00:15:58,046 Nah, I definitely see it. 406 00:15:58,078 --> 00:15:59,080 He's got Aaron's eyes 407 00:15:59,113 --> 00:16:00,648 and the same little pointy elbows. 408 00:16:00,682 --> 00:16:02,217 Listen, if he is my kid, 409 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,661 why would Sheraya try and hide him from me? 410 00:16:04,686 --> 00:16:07,188 Bro, why are you so pressed to be this kid's father? 411 00:16:07,222 --> 00:16:08,323 The reality is, 412 00:16:08,356 --> 00:16:11,426 she would have hit you if he was yours. 413 00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:13,494 You're right. I'm trippin'. I'm trippin'. 414 00:16:13,528 --> 00:16:15,998 If he was my kid, I'd know it. 415 00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:17,131 Come on. 416 00:16:23,804 --> 00:16:25,774 Hey, buddy. Here you go. 417 00:16:34,982 --> 00:16:36,217 Now what do you have to say? 418 00:16:36,251 --> 00:16:38,220 Nothing. That's him. 419 00:16:38,252 --> 00:16:40,088 That's Aaron Jr. 420 00:16:46,093 --> 00:16:49,964 Here's some diet soda deliciousness, 421 00:16:49,997 --> 00:16:52,867 A.K.A. three sips that I diluted with water, 422 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:55,136 and I may or may not have dissolved 423 00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:56,804 a multivitamin in there. 424 00:16:56,837 --> 00:16:59,359 It was both disgusting 425 00:16:59,384 --> 00:17:00,986 and also delightfully refreshing. 426 00:17:01,011 --> 00:17:02,103 - Thank you. - Yeah. 427 00:17:03,243 --> 00:17:06,280 Um... w-w-w-what's all this? 428 00:17:06,314 --> 00:17:09,356 Just hand-me-down baby clothes 429 00:17:09,381 --> 00:17:11,286 from Jazz and Sky's cousin. 430 00:17:11,318 --> 00:17:13,325 They dropped them off on their way to practice. 431 00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:15,790 It turns out they actually have feelings. 432 00:17:15,824 --> 00:17:17,793 Oh. 433 00:17:17,826 --> 00:17:22,097 Look, Nomi, I'm so sorry 434 00:17:22,129 --> 00:17:23,898 that I made you feel like you couldn't share 435 00:17:23,932 --> 00:17:26,969 one of the biggest things that's ever happened to you with me. 436 00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:30,806 Look, I wanted to tell you, okay? 437 00:17:30,838 --> 00:17:33,646 Just... you know you. 438 00:17:33,671 --> 00:17:35,265 I do. 439 00:17:35,343 --> 00:17:37,273 I've also heard I can be a little judgmental... 440 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,246 Mm-hmm. 441 00:17:38,279 --> 00:17:40,915 ...and opinionated at times, 442 00:17:40,949 --> 00:17:45,120 so... I-I get why you went to Luca. 443 00:17:46,287 --> 00:17:48,789 - Well, thank you for understanding. - Of course. 444 00:17:48,822 --> 00:17:50,091 I understand that Luca 445 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,993 never gives an opinion about anything 446 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,462 and that he's a safe bet, 447 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,632 but I-I guess what I'm trying to say is 448 00:17:56,671 --> 00:17:58,741 I'm not here to be that, you know? 449 00:17:58,788 --> 00:18:02,103 I'm really trying to be a re... a real friend to you, 450 00:18:02,136 --> 00:18:06,140 which means giving it to you straight 100% of the time, 451 00:18:06,174 --> 00:18:08,276 and I know I could have handled things so much better, 452 00:18:08,309 --> 00:18:09,570 but do you want a safe bet 453 00:18:09,595 --> 00:18:12,577 or do you want someone that's here to help you through this 454 00:18:12,602 --> 00:18:16,742 very real, very hard situation? 455 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:22,656 Zoey, you think I don't know this is a hard situation? 456 00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:24,493 I don't know what you think, 457 00:18:24,526 --> 00:18:27,229 because you haven't opened up about anything. 458 00:18:28,695 --> 00:18:31,966 Okay, you want to know what I think? 459 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,238 I think I may have made, like, a really big mistake. 460 00:18:37,939 --> 00:18:39,241 Nomi, it's a mistake 461 00:18:39,273 --> 00:18:42,543 that could have happened to any of us, though. 462 00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:44,980 No, it couldn't have, 'cause 463 00:18:45,012 --> 00:18:47,081 at every point when I had the choice 464 00:18:47,115 --> 00:18:50,852 to stop this from happening... 465 00:18:50,885 --> 00:18:52,087 I didn't. 466 00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:53,554 I knew what I was doing with that guy. 467 00:18:53,587 --> 00:18:55,523 S-So, you wanted a baby? 468 00:18:55,557 --> 00:18:57,192 I didn't, like, not want it. 469 00:18:57,224 --> 00:18:58,559 I just didn't care. 470 00:18:58,593 --> 00:19:02,131 And I know that I was really reckless. 471 00:19:04,732 --> 00:19:07,101 I was just in such an emotionally messed-up place 472 00:19:07,135 --> 00:19:08,170 after the breakup, 473 00:19:08,203 --> 00:19:10,372 and then when I actually found out I was pregnant, 474 00:19:10,405 --> 00:19:11,705 I thought, like, 475 00:19:11,739 --> 00:19:13,674 "You know, would it be the worst thing in the world 476 00:19:13,707 --> 00:19:15,910 to have a little someone 477 00:19:15,943 --> 00:19:19,114 who would love me unconditionally?" 478 00:19:19,146 --> 00:19:23,050 And now I'm just worried that... 479 00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:26,087 that I made a mistake, but it's too late now. 480 00:19:27,222 --> 00:19:30,424 I'm really, really scared. 481 00:19:30,457 --> 00:19:32,359 Nomi. 482 00:19:33,494 --> 00:19:35,429 In any other instance, 483 00:19:35,462 --> 00:19:38,066 I would have chimed in with a million opinions 484 00:19:38,098 --> 00:19:41,068 and possibly a few harsh judgments, 485 00:19:41,101 --> 00:19:43,204 but this time was different. 486 00:19:43,238 --> 00:19:45,941 And even though I wasn't going to back down 487 00:19:45,973 --> 00:19:47,541 from being an honest friend, 488 00:19:47,575 --> 00:19:51,813 I decided that the best thing for Nomi in that moment... 489 00:19:53,114 --> 00:19:56,038 ...was to say absolutely nothing at all. 490 00:20:01,856 --> 00:20:02,924 Hey, son. 491 00:20:04,325 --> 00:20:06,928 Uh... I see you playing with your car. 492 00:20:06,961 --> 00:20:08,930 You know, I liked cars, too, when I was your age. 493 00:20:08,962 --> 00:20:11,633 Is that your favorite toy? 494 00:20:11,665 --> 00:20:13,934 I was a late talker, too. 495 00:20:13,968 --> 00:20:16,573 Wow. This is surreal, you know? 496 00:20:16,598 --> 00:20:18,792 Look, I-I know that this is awkward 497 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:19,741 for the both of us. 498 00:20:19,773 --> 00:20:22,010 I lost a lot of time in your life, 499 00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,444 and I'm sorry for that. 500 00:20:23,478 --> 00:20:25,814 But I'm here now. 501 00:20:25,847 --> 00:20:27,413 I'm gonna make things right. 502 00:20:27,437 --> 00:20:28,816 Starting with this. You want some candy? 503 00:20:30,551 --> 00:20:31,819 You understood that, didn't you? 504 00:20:31,853 --> 00:20:33,155 Hey! 505 00:20:33,187 --> 00:20:35,022 The hell you doing with my son?! 506 00:20:36,957 --> 00:20:37,958 Your son? 507 00:20:40,028 --> 00:20:42,430 But he has my... 508 00:20:42,462 --> 00:20:44,465 Take care of him, man. 509 00:20:46,568 --> 00:20:47,969 Raise him right.