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Normally, I'd have something
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really poetic and clever to say.
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But since Nomi's pregnancy bomb
had left us all speechless
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and in a situation
that was anything but normal,
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there were no words.
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At least, no eloquent ones.
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Your pregnant ass is pregnant?
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Um, actually,
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what I think Sky
really meant to say was...
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how'd you get...
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...you know, a-all that?
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- Mm.
- Isn't it obvious?
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She didn't just
slip and fall on the "D."
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Thank you, Jazz, for that.
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Uh, anyway, okay, I know I was gonna
have to do this at some point,
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so... here it goes.
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Remember the day
that I ended things with Paige?
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Who the hell is Paige?
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The old lady teacher
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who looked like
she was tweaking on meth?
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She was a professor
of a class you were in,
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but she doesn't work
at the school anymore,
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so it doesn't even matter.
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- Because of the drugs?
- Okay, dudes,
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can you just let Nomi continue?
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Anyway...
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after I ended things with Paige...
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I can't do this.
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...I met up with Zoey for margaritas.
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So many margaritas.
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And after she left,
I stayed and kinda met a guy,
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and then I kinda went home with him.
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And then I kinda slipped and...
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you know, fell on the "D."
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And that concludes
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the informational portion
of this meeting.
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So, bingo bango, I'm having me a baby.
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Mazel tov.
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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- ♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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- We're having a house baby!
- Yep.
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We're hugging.
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- Yay.
- Yay.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Now, obviously, having a baby in college
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is, like, a very complicated situation.
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Um... then, you know,
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- I just have to ask the hard question.
- Mm-hmm.
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Why didn't you uncomplicate...
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the situation?
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Because she decided to do
the brave and moral thing
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and keep it.
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I knew you'd come to my side.
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You're gonna love Jesus.
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Okay, slow up, Ana Coulter.
Still pro-choice.
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- Just chose what was right for me.
- Right.
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- And we fully support you, obviously.
- Mm-hmm.
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You're just choosing to take on such
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a-a huge responsibility at 20.
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Last semester, you couldn't even
keep your aloe plant alive.
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And now you're gonna need that
for all those stretch marks.
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All right, you guys, women our age
have children all the time, okay?
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Solange did it, Kylie Jenner did it,
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and my personal hero, Whoopi Goldberg.
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I mean, she did it.
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Okay, well, do you plan on
making it work under this roof?
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Because we just blew
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our entire athletic housing
stipend on this house,
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and we were really planning
to rock out with our...
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Pause.
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Baby in the womb.
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All right, y-you guys can
rage here every day, okay?
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- I mean, nothing's gonna change.
- Oh, no, no.
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But to be fair, a lot of things
probably should change.
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No, look. Oh, gosh.
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This is exactly why
I didn't want to tell you guys,
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because I knew you were
gonna get really weird,
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and I just... you know, I want
everything to be normal.
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But you're normally not pregnant.
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Then pretend I'm not pregnant.
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Okay? Just treat me like normal Nomi.
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Fine, normal Nomi.
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Since you're the last one
to arrive to the house,
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you get the haunted room
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with the creepy, little ghost girl.
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Yeah, she just sits
at the foot of the bed
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on her squeaky, little tricycle,
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beckoning you to Hell.
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Bright side...
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she and her little house baby
might be friends.
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Guys, I cannot stop thinking
about this Nomi mess, you know?
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I... Having a kid with somebody
I barely even know...
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it's... it's my worst nightmare.
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I try to stay safe,
but after a super-turnt night,
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there's definitely been a few times
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where, you know, I've...
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Raw-dogged it with some randos
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because you don't love yourself?
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- Oh.
- That's beside the point.
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What I'm trying to say is that
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Nomi's baby daddy's out there
in the world somewhere
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minding his own business, then... bam...
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finds out he has a little seed
running around.
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That's...
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That's terrifying, you know?
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It could be any one of us.
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Mnh-mnh. Couldn't be me, fam.
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I stay strapped. All times.
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- Every single time?
- Yes, sir.
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Thank God I have a natural glow.
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Could not sleep at all last
night thinking about Nomi.
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There's just so much
I am dying to ask her,
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but I feel like I can't,
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with this whole
"treat her normal" thing.
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- No?
- Ooh.
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No.
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This is for Nomi.
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Folic acid for the baby's brain,
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calcium for strong bones...
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oh, and if it's a boy,
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plantains so his pinga can grow.
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Cuban legend.
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This little prenatal spread
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is treating her anything but normal.
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Well, a normal breakfast for Nomi
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is a Diet Coke with a side
of wake and bake.
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You're not wrong, but look,
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as her ladies,
we have to respect her wishes,
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no matter how absurd
they may seem, okay?
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- Hi, there, Mommy.
- Hey.
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How... Oh. How was your night?
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Did you see the little dead girl
at the edge of your bed?
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- I did not. No.
- Oh.
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I did.
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Seriously? Where's my soda?
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Well, uh, when, uh, you showed up in...
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your condition, I tossed what we had.
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Ana...
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I did, however, make you this.
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It may or may not have to do
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with providing your baby
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the necessary
nutritional values it needs
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- to grow an adequate brain stem.
- Hmm?
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That's cool.
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Well, if Nomi's cool
with Ana's prenatal buffet,
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I'm sure she's open
to a couple questions, right?
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Right.
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I'm going in.
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So, cute wittle mommy-to-be,
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do you have an OB-GYN out here yet?
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- 'Cause, like, if not...
- Mm-hmm.
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...my mom could totally
refer you to one.
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Yeah, sure. I'm open to that.
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She's open. That's great.
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Time to turn up the heat.
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So you know, now that
I'm thinking about it,
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you never really told us
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how your parents feel about everything.
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Mm. Right.
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Well, their only child
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who they sent across the country
to get a mediocre education
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is returning
with their bastard grandchild.
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So... they're not, like...
mm, you know, thrilled.
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But your baby doesn't
have to be a bastard.
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It has a father.
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Which... You know,
now that you bring that up,
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you never exactly told us his name.
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It's Phil.
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- Phil?
- Phil?
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- Phil.
- And where's Phil from?
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Yeah, does Phil go to school here?
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- What's his political affiliation?
- Mm.
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All right, I love you both very much,
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but I see what you're doing here.
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So, I'm gonna take
my baby brain-stem breakfast
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and go to my room.
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Looks great. Thank you.
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We turned up the heat too high.
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Shit! I forgot about Yolanda.
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Dude, what are you doing?
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He's Insta-stalking girls he's
had one-night stands with
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to see if he has
an unclaimed baby out there.
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Nomi's got your boy shook.
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Gross.
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I dodged a bullet with you.
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I'm sorry that I've actually
lived a life, Ana.
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I seriously hope
you make some changes, man.
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Hey, guys, where's Nomi?
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I only keep up with Blac Chyna
and the Lord.
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Okay, did you guys have
a falling out or something?
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Uh, no. What would make you say that?
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I mean, 'cause girls
are usually open books.
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I mean, your girl rolls in
five months pregnant
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without any of you knowing?
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That's weird.
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Even I tell my boys everything.
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- Aaron, what day do I blast my quads?
- Tuesday.
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Doug, what's my
least favorite vegetable?
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I don't keep up with your food pyramid.
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- Broccoli.
- Broccoli. Ah.
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Okay, well, I know that Nomi
hates working out, asparagus,
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and Ariana Grande's speaking voice,
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which means I know
everything there is to know
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about my best friend, too.
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Yeah, except the most important
thing that's ever happened to her.
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- 'Sup, freaks?
- Hey.
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- Yo.
- Hey.
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The only thing worse than a breakup
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is that awkward phase
with your ex after the breakup.
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You know the one.
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The one where it's like,
"I'm cool, you're cool,
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but we've both seen
each other naked" phase.
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Hey.
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How you do... H-How you... livin'?
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Uh, just leaving philosophy.
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Was just gonna post up
until the Intro to Beekeeping.
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We've got to save those bees.
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True. Respect.
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Uh, what's going on here?
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Well, I'm... not really much
of a gossip, so...
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If that's your truth.
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Well, actually, you know what?
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I realize it doesn't even
count as gossip,
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'cause you're gonna figure it
out as soon as you see her.
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Get this... Nomi showed up yesterday...
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five months pregnant.
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Shocking, right?
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Uh... not really. I knew months ago.
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How?
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She told me.
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With her mouth?
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So, just a few days into Junior year,
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everything I had
envisioned for it was off.
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Titanium looked different,
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I had a tricycle-riding
ghost girl living in my room,
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and my best friend
had told my ex-boyfriend
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the news about her pregnancy before me.
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Guys, doesn't any of this
feel wrong to you?
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I actually like it. It's super-sexy.
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The couches are comfy.
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Oh, and the bathroom has mints.
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Correction... had mints.
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Yo, I'm talking about the fact
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that Nomi told Luca she was pregnant
258
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and not any of us.
259
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Zoey, come on.
It's her life, her business.
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Who cares who she told first?
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What she said.
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Sure, but, Jazz,
really think about it...
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How would you feel
if one of us confided in Doug
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after you broke up?
265
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See, this year,
I'm really trying to refrain
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from having thoughts
of throwing these hands.
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Do not send me down
that dark path, Zoey.
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All I'm saying is, if I'm being
completely honest,
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it kind of feels personal.
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Like, did I do something wrong?
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I'm just really trying
to wrap my head around
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why she wouldn't tell me
something this major first.
273
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- Well, now's your chance to ask her.
- Great.
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Oof. Pregnant lady at the bar?
275
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Not a good look.
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Oh, wait, she still has to buy
those rounds, though, right?
277
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Uh-huh.
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Yo, yo, yo, yo. Look at this.
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This is a post from four years ago.
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On this day in 2016,
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I hooked up with a girl named Sheraya.
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- Sheriya?
- 'Kay.
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I forget how to pronounce it fully.
284
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Damn. I would raw-dog that.
285
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My point... someone did raw-dog this,
286
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'cause, look, she has a baby.
287
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This kid looks like
he's three years old.
288
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Do you get where I'm going here?
Do the math.
289
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"Am I a father?"
is what I'm asking you guys.
290
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Oh, you're not a father.
291
00:11:01,621 --> 00:11:03,156
- Oh, he could be the father.
- I could be.
292
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If I am, which it looks like I might be,
293
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I'm just gonna have to own up to
my responsibilities, you know?
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Like Furious Styles did
when he had Tre at 17.
295
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Wait, who's Furious Styles?
296
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Who's Furious Sty...
He's kidding, right?
297
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Furious Styles, from "Boyz n the Hood."
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Probably, in my opinion, the
greatest portrayal of a black father
299
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in cinematic history.
He was firm, yet loving.
300
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He also worked his ass off
301
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to become a vessel of change
in the black community,
302
00:11:22,675 --> 00:11:24,611
and when Tre was acting weird,
hitting the air like that,
303
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he didn't treat him bad.
304
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When he knew he lost his virginity,
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he didn't treat him bad.
306
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- He loved him.
- Yeah.
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Spoiler alert.
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I got to do the right thing.
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Bro, I respect what you're saying,
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but she didn't reach out to you
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to say that you have a kid.
312
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So why open up Pandora's box for that?
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Well, because, Doug,
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Furious Styles
would have opened that box.
315
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- No questions asked.
- Okay. All right.
316
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Rip the paper off, open the box, baby.
317
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My baby. I'm gonna find you.
318
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So, for the past 10 minutes,
319
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Nomi's been making small talk
320
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about how different Titanium is,
321
00:12:01,014 --> 00:12:04,351
and despite feeling like our
friendship is a fractured mess,
322
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I'm just trying to keep it cool.
323
00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:08,458
Zo, you good?
324
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Y-You're, uh, being awfully quiet.
325
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I'm really well. Thank you.
326
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I'm taking the high road.
327
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So... you told Luca.
328
00:12:20,634 --> 00:12:22,103
I failed.
329
00:12:22,135 --> 00:12:24,004
Yeah. I did.
And it's not a big deal, okay?
330
00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:27,264
I just figured if anyone was gonna
understand, it would be him,
331
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,175
and I knew he was gonna be
really chill about it.
332
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,608
Like, no judgment.
333
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:35,110
And when do I judge?
334
00:12:35,142 --> 00:12:36,146
What you're doing feels wrong.
335
00:12:36,171 --> 00:12:38,981
No, actually, it... it feels very wrong.
336
00:12:39,014 --> 00:12:42,317
Posts like these just seem so... basic,
337
00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:44,019
and I'm here trying to make art.
338
00:12:44,052 --> 00:12:46,955
You're a shady piece
of backstabbing trash.
339
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Just own it, Zoey.
340
00:12:49,156 --> 00:12:51,993
We love you, but you're a teeny...
341
00:12:52,026 --> 00:12:54,829
lots-y bit judgmental,
342
00:12:54,862 --> 00:12:59,034
and everyone knows that you can
never be chill or normal
343
00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:00,568
- about anything.
- Nope.
344
00:13:00,602 --> 00:13:03,838
I am... I'm super-chill
345
00:13:03,871 --> 00:13:06,174
and, quite honestly, abnormally normal.
346
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:09,977
I'm "Fifth Harmony Normani at
Norms Diner with Norman Reedus
347
00:13:10,011 --> 00:13:11,980
serving up hot, fresh normal...
348
00:13:12,012 --> 00:13:15,164
...24 hours, seven days a week"
type normal.
349
00:13:16,584 --> 00:13:18,922
Yeah, nothing about
what you just said was normal.
350
00:13:18,947 --> 00:13:19,987
Mm.
351
00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:23,692
And nothing about
this entire situation is normal.
352
00:13:23,725 --> 00:13:25,928
You show up five months pregnant
353
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with... with no type of heads-up,
354
00:13:27,529 --> 00:13:30,365
and the only person
you chose to tell was my ex.
355
00:13:30,397 --> 00:13:31,899
Do you know how that makes me feel?
356
00:13:31,933 --> 00:13:33,702
Because we are supposed to be
best friends,
357
00:13:33,735 --> 00:13:35,070
not you and him.
358
00:13:35,102 --> 00:13:36,938
And so, I-I really do apologize
359
00:13:36,972 --> 00:13:38,774
if I am not being normal,
360
00:13:38,807 --> 00:13:40,409
but the entire thing is nuts.
361
00:13:43,078 --> 00:13:44,545
Do you want to know what's weirder
362
00:13:44,578 --> 00:13:45,881
than a pregnant lady in a bar?
363
00:13:45,914 --> 00:13:46,943
What?
364
00:13:46,968 --> 00:13:49,684
Someone yelling
at the pregnant lady in the bar.
365
00:13:49,717 --> 00:13:52,286
Now you get why I told Luca, not you?
366
00:13:52,325 --> 00:13:53,739
Hmm?
367
00:13:53,764 --> 00:13:56,924
And why I'm never telling you
anything ever again?
368
00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:59,127
What?
369
00:14:07,143 --> 00:14:09,437
With everything about the past few days
370
00:14:09,471 --> 00:14:10,972
being anything but normal,
371
00:14:11,006 --> 00:14:13,208
I was trying to make sense of it all,
372
00:14:13,241 --> 00:14:14,977
which led me back to the one thing
373
00:14:15,010 --> 00:14:17,044
that still felt sort of familiar.
374
00:14:19,747 --> 00:14:21,015
Hey.
375
00:14:22,184 --> 00:14:23,952
Hey, uh, sorry for the drop-in.
376
00:14:23,985 --> 00:14:25,154
I just...
377
00:14:25,187 --> 00:14:26,421
I have a quick question.
378
00:14:26,453 --> 00:14:27,989
Okay.
379
00:14:28,957 --> 00:14:30,826
Am I a bad friend?
380
00:14:30,858 --> 00:14:33,427
- I don't know. I'm not on Facebook.
- Dude, come on.
381
00:14:33,461 --> 00:14:36,597
I need someone who really knows
me to answer honestly.
382
00:14:36,631 --> 00:14:39,501
Like, am I a bad friend?
383
00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:42,437
Where's all this coming from?
384
00:14:42,469 --> 00:14:47,275
From Nomi telling you
she was pregnant and not me.
385
00:14:47,309 --> 00:14:49,178
And something's obviously wrong, right?
386
00:14:49,211 --> 00:14:50,611
I mean, to be honest with you,
387
00:14:50,645 --> 00:14:52,981
she told me 'cause
she knew I'd just listen
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00:14:53,014 --> 00:14:54,850
and not be all in her shit.
389
00:14:54,882 --> 00:14:56,951
W... And I would?
390
00:14:56,985 --> 00:14:59,087
You wouldn't not.
391
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:02,090
But what if that's what she needs?
392
00:15:02,122 --> 00:15:04,358
It doesn't matter
what you think Nomi needs
393
00:15:04,391 --> 00:15:06,627
if that's not what
she's telling you she wants.
394
00:15:11,198 --> 00:15:12,828
You might be right.
395
00:15:20,475 --> 00:15:23,178
Well, thank you for your honesty,
396
00:15:23,211 --> 00:15:26,181
and I should be going now.
397
00:15:26,213 --> 00:15:27,724
Cool place, by the way.
398
00:15:39,761 --> 00:15:40,962
Hey.
399
00:15:40,996 --> 00:15:42,164
You good?
400
00:15:42,197 --> 00:15:43,332
I'm great.
401
00:15:49,404 --> 00:15:50,539
I don't see it.
402
00:15:50,572 --> 00:15:51,740
If anything,
403
00:15:51,772 --> 00:15:54,709
he looks like a young Mahershala Ali.
404
00:15:54,742 --> 00:15:56,244
Mahershala Ali has never looked young.
405
00:15:56,278 --> 00:15:58,046
Nah, I definitely see it.
406
00:15:58,078 --> 00:15:59,080
He's got Aaron's eyes
407
00:15:59,113 --> 00:16:00,648
and the same little pointy elbows.
408
00:16:00,682 --> 00:16:02,217
Listen, if he is my kid,
409
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,661
why would Sheraya
try and hide him from me?
410
00:16:04,686 --> 00:16:07,188
Bro, why are you so pressed
to be this kid's father?
411
00:16:07,222 --> 00:16:08,323
The reality is,
412
00:16:08,356 --> 00:16:11,426
she would have hit you if he was yours.
413
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:13,494
You're right.
I'm trippin'. I'm trippin'.
414
00:16:13,528 --> 00:16:15,998
If he was my kid, I'd know it.
415
00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:17,131
Come on.
416
00:16:23,804 --> 00:16:25,774
Hey, buddy. Here you go.
417
00:16:34,982 --> 00:16:36,217
Now what do you have to say?
418
00:16:36,251 --> 00:16:38,220
Nothing. That's him.
419
00:16:38,252 --> 00:16:40,088
That's Aaron Jr.
420
00:16:46,093 --> 00:16:49,964
Here's some diet soda deliciousness,
421
00:16:49,997 --> 00:16:52,867
A.K.A. three sips
that I diluted with water,
422
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:55,136
and I may or may not have dissolved
423
00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:56,804
a multivitamin in there.
424
00:16:56,837 --> 00:16:59,359
It was both disgusting
425
00:16:59,384 --> 00:17:00,986
and also delightfully refreshing.
426
00:17:01,011 --> 00:17:02,103
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
427
00:17:03,243 --> 00:17:06,280
Um... w-w-w-what's all this?
428
00:17:06,314 --> 00:17:09,356
Just hand-me-down baby clothes
429
00:17:09,381 --> 00:17:11,286
from Jazz and Sky's cousin.
430
00:17:11,318 --> 00:17:13,325
They dropped them off
on their way to practice.
431
00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:15,790
It turns out
they actually have feelings.
432
00:17:15,824 --> 00:17:17,793
Oh.
433
00:17:17,826 --> 00:17:22,097
Look, Nomi, I'm so sorry
434
00:17:22,129 --> 00:17:23,898
that I made you feel like
you couldn't share
435
00:17:23,932 --> 00:17:26,969
one of the biggest things that's
ever happened to you with me.
436
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:30,806
Look, I wanted to tell you, okay?
437
00:17:30,838 --> 00:17:33,646
Just... you know you.
438
00:17:33,671 --> 00:17:35,265
I do.
439
00:17:35,343 --> 00:17:37,273
I've also heard I can be
a little judgmental...
440
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,246
Mm-hmm.
441
00:17:38,279 --> 00:17:40,915
...and opinionated at times,
442
00:17:40,949 --> 00:17:45,120
so... I-I get why you went to Luca.
443
00:17:46,287 --> 00:17:48,789
- Well, thank you for understanding.
- Of course.
444
00:17:48,822 --> 00:17:50,091
I understand that Luca
445
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,993
never gives an opinion about anything
446
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,462
and that he's a safe bet,
447
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,632
but I-I guess what I'm trying to say is
448
00:17:56,671 --> 00:17:58,741
I'm not here to be that, you know?
449
00:17:58,788 --> 00:18:02,103
I'm really trying to be a re...
a real friend to you,
450
00:18:02,136 --> 00:18:06,140
which means giving it to you
straight 100% of the time,
451
00:18:06,174 --> 00:18:08,276
and I know I could have
handled things so much better,
452
00:18:08,309 --> 00:18:09,570
but do you want a safe bet
453
00:18:09,595 --> 00:18:12,577
or do you want someone that's
here to help you through this
454
00:18:12,602 --> 00:18:16,742
very real, very hard situation?
455
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:22,656
Zoey, you think I don't know
this is a hard situation?
456
00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:24,493
I don't know what you think,
457
00:18:24,526 --> 00:18:27,229
because you haven't opened up
about anything.
458
00:18:28,695 --> 00:18:31,966
Okay, you want to know what I think?
459
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,238
I think I may have made, like,
a really big mistake.
460
00:18:37,939 --> 00:18:39,241
Nomi, it's a mistake
461
00:18:39,273 --> 00:18:42,543
that could have happened
to any of us, though.
462
00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:44,980
No, it couldn't have, 'cause
463
00:18:45,012 --> 00:18:47,081
at every point when I had the choice
464
00:18:47,115 --> 00:18:50,852
to stop this from happening...
465
00:18:50,885 --> 00:18:52,087
I didn't.
466
00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:53,554
I knew what I was doing with that guy.
467
00:18:53,587 --> 00:18:55,523
S-So, you wanted a baby?
468
00:18:55,557 --> 00:18:57,192
I didn't, like, not want it.
469
00:18:57,224 --> 00:18:58,559
I just didn't care.
470
00:18:58,593 --> 00:19:02,131
And I know that I was really reckless.
471
00:19:04,732 --> 00:19:07,101
I was just in such
an emotionally messed-up place
472
00:19:07,135 --> 00:19:08,170
after the breakup,
473
00:19:08,203 --> 00:19:10,372
and then when I actually
found out I was pregnant,
474
00:19:10,405 --> 00:19:11,705
I thought, like,
475
00:19:11,739 --> 00:19:13,674
"You know, would it be
the worst thing in the world
476
00:19:13,707 --> 00:19:15,910
to have a little someone
477
00:19:15,943 --> 00:19:19,114
who would love me unconditionally?"
478
00:19:19,146 --> 00:19:23,050
And now I'm just worried that...
479
00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:26,087
that I made a mistake,
but it's too late now.
480
00:19:27,222 --> 00:19:30,424
I'm really, really scared.
481
00:19:30,457 --> 00:19:32,359
Nomi.
482
00:19:33,494 --> 00:19:35,429
In any other instance,
483
00:19:35,462 --> 00:19:38,066
I would have chimed in
with a million opinions
484
00:19:38,098 --> 00:19:41,068
and possibly a few harsh judgments,
485
00:19:41,101 --> 00:19:43,204
but this time was different.
486
00:19:43,238 --> 00:19:45,941
And even though
I wasn't going to back down
487
00:19:45,973 --> 00:19:47,541
from being an honest friend,
488
00:19:47,575 --> 00:19:51,813
I decided that the best thing
for Nomi in that moment...
489
00:19:53,114 --> 00:19:56,038
...was to say absolutely nothing at all.
490
00:20:01,856 --> 00:20:02,924
Hey, son.
491
00:20:04,325 --> 00:20:06,928
Uh... I see you playing with your car.
492
00:20:06,961 --> 00:20:08,930
You know, I liked cars, too,
when I was your age.
493
00:20:08,962 --> 00:20:11,633
Is that your favorite toy?
494
00:20:11,665 --> 00:20:13,934
I was a late talker, too.
495
00:20:13,968 --> 00:20:16,573
Wow. This is surreal, you know?
496
00:20:16,598 --> 00:20:18,792
Look, I-I know that this is awkward
497
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:19,741
for the both of us.
498
00:20:19,773 --> 00:20:22,010
I lost a lot of time in your life,
499
00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,444
and I'm sorry for that.
500
00:20:23,478 --> 00:20:25,814
But I'm here now.
501
00:20:25,847 --> 00:20:27,413
I'm gonna make things right.
502
00:20:27,437 --> 00:20:28,816
Starting with this. You want some candy?
503
00:20:30,551 --> 00:20:31,819
You understood that, didn't you?
504
00:20:31,853 --> 00:20:33,155
Hey!
505
00:20:33,187 --> 00:20:35,022
The hell you doing with my son?!
506
00:20:36,957 --> 00:20:37,958
Your son?
507
00:20:40,028 --> 00:20:42,430
But he has my...
508
00:20:42,462 --> 00:20:44,465
Take care of him, man.
509
00:20:46,568 --> 00:20:47,969
Raise him right.