1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:02,085 - ♪ Mastering the paper ♪ 2 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:03,879 - "Trust me, I've been there," 3 00:00:03,879 --> 00:00:06,798 a saying that works great for directions, restaurant recs, 4 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:09,218 and, generationally speaking, advice. 5 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:12,429 What some have experienced allows for future generations 6 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:16,266 to learn, if they're willing to accept the lesson. 7 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,936 Take Dean Carnegie and Aaron, for example. 8 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:20,437 They haven't always seen eye to eye, 9 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,981 but they've come a long way. 10 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:26,902 And Aaron and I have also grown closer. 11 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:28,278 - Put it right there. 12 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,613 - And now look at us. 13 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,281 He's not even with my sister anymore, 14 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:33,909 and we're still like family. 15 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:35,702 - Hey, squatter. - What's up, man? 16 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,371 - Thanks for sending me your half of utilities, by the way. 17 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:38,956 It's not rent, but it is something. 18 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,874 - Ah, this guy. 19 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,084 - [chuckles] 20 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,335 - Well, if you'll excuse me, this, uh, 21 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:44,503 History of Black Hair in Media class 22 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:45,879 is not gonna lecture itself, so... 23 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,548 - Mm. - Catch you guys later. 24 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,758 - I "four C" us hanging out in the future. 25 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,051 - That's fire. - You see it? 26 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,094 - He's good. - He is. 27 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:54,304 - You see it? [laughs] 28 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:57,266 Actually, there's someone I want you to meet. 29 00:00:57,266 --> 00:01:00,602 - I'm flattered, Dean Carnegie, but I'm actually spoken for. 30 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:03,647 - As a potential mentor, not a tenderoni. 31 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:06,108 - Oh. - Do y'all still say tenderoni? 32 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:07,818 Never mind. 33 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:08,902 Anyway, with entrepreneurial studies 34 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,572 being based in independent research, 35 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,782 a connection like this would be a good resource for you 36 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,659 when you graduate. - Yeah. 37 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,244 Could be great to connect with someone 38 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,079 who's climbed the mountain I'm trying to reach the top of. 39 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:23,458 - And that is Derek Wright, a Cal U alum, a proud Gamma, 40 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:26,628 and the founder of your major. 41 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:29,590 He's planning to make a sizable donation to the school. 42 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,842 You'll be the perfect student to show him around. 43 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:35,053 - I'm just the tenderoni for the job. 44 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:38,307 [chuckles] Did I use that right? 45 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,142 - No, you did not. 46 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:43,103 Maybe start with the Gammas, let them do all the talking. 47 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,522 - All right. 48 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:49,651 To the un-melanated ear, it may have sounded like he dissed me, 49 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:53,238 but I know that he's saying that he has complete faith 50 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,866 in my ability to get the bag. 51 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,453 both: ♪ Watch out, world ♪ 52 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:00,954 ♪ I'm grown now ♪ 53 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,956 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 54 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,167 - ♪ Learn something new every day ♪ 55 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:07,753 ♪ I don't know so I'ma feel my way ♪ 56 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:10,297 ♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪ 57 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:11,506 ♪ But no regrets ♪ 58 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:13,216 ♪ This is what I say ♪ 59 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,469 both: ♪ Watch out, world ♪ 60 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,636 ♪ I'm grown now ♪ 61 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,013 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 62 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:19,598 - ♪ You can't tell me nothin' ♪ 63 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:22,768 both: ♪ My heartbeat is so loud ♪ 64 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:24,311 ♪ ♪ 65 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:27,814 ♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 66 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,399 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 67 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:31,777 ♪ ♪ 68 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:33,820 - After cleaning the house 69 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,198 like we were covering up a murder, 70 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:39,409 the Gammas were ready to welcome our brother of honor. 71 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:42,788 - It is my honor to introduce a five-time 72 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:46,041 "Business Magazine" Entrepreneur of the Year-- 73 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,918 mm, come on, man-- 74 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,753 Mr. Derek Wright. - Thank you, brother. 75 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:53,215 - OK, Mr. Wright's passion is platforming 76 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:57,219 the voices of today and funding the voices of tomorrow. 77 00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:59,096 Now, when he's not out saving the world 78 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,431 and changing the world through philanthropy, 79 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:05,102 he is a proud dog dad to two of the cutest Pomeranians 80 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:06,395 you'd ever seen. 81 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,896 - No one cares about that. - Yeah, no! 82 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,314 You would not believe-- 83 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,732 - I'm gonna beg you to stop talking, bro. 84 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,234 - [sighs] OK. 85 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,111 I'm gonna leave you G men to... 86 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:15,654 - Oh, my God. - G out and... 87 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:16,905 - My guy. - Let you G-men-- 88 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,615 - My guy. - G-G-G-Unit. 89 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:20,492 - Just won't stop. - Hi, sir. 90 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,035 Um, I'm Andre. 91 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,620 - What's up, Dre? How are you, bro? 92 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,497 - I'm great. I'm Gamma vice president. 93 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:28,583 This is the Gamma House, as you remember, I hope. 94 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,710 [chuckles] - No, not at all. 95 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,421 Mid at best. 96 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,172 What is--what is this? 97 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,549 Is this, like, inclusion or something? 98 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,050 - Uh, this is No Shirt Nick. 99 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,844 - Government name? - Uh... 100 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:43,723 - Hi, I'm Derek, No Shirt Nicholas. 101 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,851 - I am uncomfortable. 102 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:48,645 - Yo, where the bitches at? 103 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,647 This place can't be all dudes, is it? 104 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:51,690 - Um... 105 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,316 [hip-hop music] 106 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,317 - What you got there? 107 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:55,402 - Cranberry scones. 108 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:56,653 - Cranberry scones? 109 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,321 Know what we used to call this place? 110 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:00,240 The train station 'cause of how much ass 111 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,658 we took down in here. 112 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:02,951 Now you're sitting up, eating cranberry scones. 113 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:04,244 You proud of yourself? 114 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,288 - We actually-- we baked these ourselves. 115 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,206 You know, studies show that a home-cooked meal 116 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:11,001 can actually-- - Did that wire go through? 117 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,795 And that's proof that not all stories 118 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,922 about mixing coke and heroin end up bad. 119 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,799 ♪ ♪ 120 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,676 - Question, any chance you could, you know, 121 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,428 hook me up with an internship? 122 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,889 - Quicker question, are you a Nigerian scammer, 123 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:26,141 or do you just have the shoes of a Nigerian scammer? 124 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:28,435 And that was the last night I saw Rick James alive. 125 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,395 ♪ ♪ 126 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:31,688 Mm. 127 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,106 What kind of porn is this? 128 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,816 - It's women's basketball. 129 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,818 - Women's basketball porn? 130 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,320 ♪ ♪ 131 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,322 - This kind of willful ignorance 132 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:43,992 is what gave the Gammas a bad name in the first place. 133 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,077 - I'm telling you, if you're rich enough in Dubai, 134 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,788 they'll let you hunt anything. 135 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,623 - Hey, Mr. Wright, we got to go. 136 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,333 We're gonna be late for the theater department's 137 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:52,501 production of "Roots." 138 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:53,585 - Ooh, don't want to be late for that. 139 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:54,878 - Yeah. 140 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,171 So how was your time with the Gammas? 141 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:57,506 - Fantastic. - Good. 142 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,216 - I leave here inspired, knowing that no matter 143 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,467 how much money you throw at something, 144 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,718 it can't always be saved. 145 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,471 - [laughs] That's so not true. 146 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,722 You're so funny. [laughs] 147 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,307 Funny, funny with all that money, huh? 148 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,684 All right, good luck, guys. 149 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,895 - Melanated ear or not, 150 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:14,564 "asshole" is the same in every language. 151 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,066 And you guys didn't even hear him play 152 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,485 devil's advocate for R. Kelly. 153 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:25,242 ♪ ♪ 154 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,661 - Could you bring these to table six? 155 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:28,787 Right there. - Got it. 156 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,038 - Oh. 157 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,040 Look at you looking all cute. 158 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,167 How'd I get so lucky to get a gift on your birthday? 159 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,211 Ooh. - Oh, you're so sweet, babe. 160 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,796 - Mm-hmm. 161 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,172 - Give me another compliment after I have a drink. 162 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,299 - And what, the birthday trip was that bad? 163 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:45,554 - I love my girls, but they can't organize shit. 164 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,097 I just wanted to chill. 165 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:50,809 - Like Netflix and chill with me? 166 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,269 - Sure. 167 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:56,982 But mostly in my sweats, blasting Omarion, 168 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:59,192 stuffing my face with an icebox cake. 169 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,570 - I think it's very cute how much you like Omarion. 170 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,113 - Oh, he's the GOAT. - Mm. 171 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,864 - Now, here's to hoping next year 172 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,199 is what it's supposed to be. 173 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,578 ♪ ♪ 174 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:12,455 - Andre! [laughs] - Yo. 175 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,499 - Just the Gamma I was hoping to see. 176 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:16,418 - Dean Carnegie, how are you? - Yeah. Listen. 177 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:19,212 You guys made a real impression on Mr. Wright, 178 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:22,841 so much so, he wants to have the donation ceremony 179 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:23,884 at the Gamma House. 180 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,761 Yeah, big check and everything. 181 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,221 Oh, yes? - Um... 182 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,472 - Yeah. 183 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,016 - Speaking as Gamma vice president, 184 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,767 I don't know if that's gonna happen. 185 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,978 We worked really hard to get our charter 186 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:38,440 and reputation back after the great Gamma fires of 2020. 187 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,817 - Yeah, you guys roasted the hell out of that pig. 188 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,485 - I don't know if it's the right time for us 189 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:46,072 to get in bed with the original Atomic Dog himself. 190 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,325 - Can you elaborate? 191 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,035 - That guy's the worst. 192 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:51,995 He told us that we should start to pee standing up. 193 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:53,580 - Really? - Yeah. 194 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,874 He also called our entire generation lazy, 195 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:58,918 referred to women as the Ferris wheel of bunny tails, 196 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,296 and then said that Herschel Walker made some good points. 197 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,715 We have worked hard to reform our image, 198 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,634 and that guy's like taking a million steps back. 199 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,385 - Listen, I hear you. 200 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:10,263 And I would never force the Gammas to do something 201 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,682 they are not comfortable with. 202 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,769 OK, Jackson, I'm gonna need you to force the Gammas 203 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,688 to do something they are not comfortable with. 204 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,315 - [sighs] 205 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:25,236 - OK, so let me clarify. 206 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:28,073 You want me, a non-Gamma, 207 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,616 to get the Gammas, who are mighty and many, 208 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,034 to do what, now? 209 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,744 - See, Derek Wright is about to drop 210 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,663 the biggest donation on Cal U 211 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:36,247 that I've ever seen. - Mm-hmm. 212 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,792 - And his only stipulation is that the check dedication 213 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,210 happen at Gamma House. 214 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:41,753 - I'm sorry. I'm not hearing the problem. 215 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,089 - OK, OK, let me, uh-- let me say this in a way 216 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,423 I think you'll understand. 217 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:46,925 Ah. 218 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,802 Andre and them [bleep] about to fumble this bag. 219 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,345 - Ah. 220 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,638 - They're bent out of shape because he said 221 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:54,015 some less-than-PC things about their generation. 222 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:56,935 - Well, Andre and his frat are pretty reasonable guys, right? 223 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:59,062 I'm sure their concerns are valid. 224 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,606 - OK, let me be even clearer. 225 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:05,110 This directly affects you as well. 226 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,611 You see, part of that money would go 227 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,738 to the African American Studies department. 228 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:13,743 - I mean, we could use a new Smart Board. 229 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,995 - Not to mention the sizable amount 230 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:19,624 that would go to financial aid in the form of scholarships, 231 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,000 you know, the types of assistance 232 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,629 that half the Gammas rely on. 233 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,673 - Sure, yeah, I will, uh-- I'll see what I can do. 234 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,925 - Great. 235 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,760 - Hello, Douglas. 236 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:31,845 How are you? 237 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:32,971 Can I get some wings to go? 238 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,389 - What you need? 239 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,891 - 16-piece, blueberry habanero, all flats. 240 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,309 - God bless your toilet. 241 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:39,519 - Bro, come on. 242 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,687 Do not wing-shame me, all right? 243 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,480 I'm going through a lot right now. 244 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,942 I got stuck carting around this old head Gamma, Derek Wright. 245 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:47,861 Apparently, he's donating a lot of money to the school, 246 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,154 but the guy is a clown. 247 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,530 - Back when those Gammas were on campus, 248 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,198 they called themselves the super sick and twisted, 249 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,409 animalistic, and sadistic wolfpack. 250 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:56,619 Not the type of dudes you want to bring around the lady folk. 251 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:57,996 - That dude is a nightmare. - Mm. 252 00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:00,040 - But enough about me. What's going on with you? 253 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,709 - Mm, Sloane just got back from her special birthday trip 254 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,086 with her girlfriends, but she came back all upset. 255 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,379 You know, I hate seeing her like that. 256 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,006 I feel like it would be dope if I-- 257 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,799 - Don't do it. Please, don't do it. 258 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,176 - Don't do what? 259 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,845 - You know, don't Doug this up, all right? 260 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,139 I know you want to give her the birthday that she deserves, 261 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,767 but remember the last time you did something big? 262 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:21,269 You blew your entire check on a child's bike. 263 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,604 - OK, well, "Doug it up" hurts. 264 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:25,398 - All I'm saying is, sometimes less is best. 265 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,609 - All I'm saying is, you got a lot to say 266 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,778 for a dude who's about to spend the night in the bathroom. 267 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,154 Good luck. 268 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:34,032 ♪ ♪ 269 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,742 - ♪ I just came to party, party ♪ 270 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,078 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 271 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,537 ♪ I'm not tryin' to leave with nobody ♪ 272 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:42,916 - [laughs] Miracle Whip is mayonnaise. 273 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,959 - No, queen, it is not. 274 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,336 - Please do not fight him on this. 275 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:47,670 Douglas will die on that hill, trust me. 276 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,005 - [laughs] - Listen, guys, 277 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,298 speaking of dying on hills, 278 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,133 I need some help, if you will, some counseling. 279 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,636 Dean Carnegie wants me to get the Gammas 280 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:57,764 to accept a donation from this guy named Derek Wright. 281 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,432 You guys heard of him? 282 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,767 But they don't really [bleep] with this guy. 283 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,060 - It's a tough one, man. 284 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,561 Yes, we are a brotherhood, 285 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,605 but not all Gammas look at life the same. 286 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,065 Derek and Andre are about as different 287 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,150 as Malcolm X and Malcolm Gladwell. 288 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,361 Andre's line has worked too hard to rewrite 289 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,946 our frat's narrative just for a check. 290 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,989 - I will say that donations like this 291 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,867 often trigger more alumni to dig deep in their pockets. 292 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,328 Can you imagine what good this money could do? 293 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,579 - Yeah, I can. 294 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:22,705 - Yeah, but what kind of message 295 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,290 does that send to Gammas? 296 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,292 Increasing revenue is more important 297 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:29,838 than them continuing to rehab their reputation on campus? 298 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,548 - That is a good point. 299 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:34,092 - Aaron knows there's no ethical consumption. 300 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,719 Under capitalism, all money is dirty money. 301 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,263 - That is true. 302 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:39,639 - Yes, and Aaron also knows what it's like 303 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,599 to be a Cal U student with a strong moral compass 304 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,643 who doesn't need someone in a suit to tell him 305 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,602 what's a good idea. 306 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,104 - Damn. 307 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,689 Compelling points across the board, honestly. 308 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:48,940 - Mm-hmm. 309 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,066 - But the question still stands. 310 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:53,111 What do you think I should do? 311 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,529 - No idea. 312 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,031 It sucks to be you. 313 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,741 - I graduated. 314 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,410 - OK, horrible friends. 315 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:05,039 ♪ ♪ 316 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,583 Bring enough for the whole table? 317 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,835 - Do I look like Meals on Wheels? 318 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,212 Besides, you know these are my breakfast wings. 319 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,672 - Fair enough, fair enough. 320 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,091 Uh, grab a seat for me, please, if you don't mind. 321 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:18,178 - Let me guess, Dean Carnegie wants us 322 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,597 to reconsider the generous offer from Mr. Wright. 323 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,724 - I see that Cal U education at work. 324 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,726 It's done you good. - Yeah. 325 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,270 - Now, just think about how much good it could do for-- 326 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,147 - I know it's a lot of money, but if it's coming 327 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,815 from Big Brother Shady, we just don't want it. 328 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,108 - Yeah, you know what? I get it. 329 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,110 You had a bad experience. 330 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,862 And by no means do I agree with anything 331 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,572 that, uh, comes out of Mr. Wright's mouth, but-- 332 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,324 - As long as the check clears? 333 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,867 [chuckles] 334 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,327 - It's more than the money, Andre, OK? 335 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,078 It's what this donation could do. 336 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,164 Seriously, I mean, Dean Carnegie's 337 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:48,124 already showed me a stack of applications 338 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,710 for students who could attend Cal U if this goes through. 339 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,295 - And that's not lost on me, 340 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,422 but I just don't speak for all the Gammas. 341 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,882 And until now, I didn't think you were the type of guy 342 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,175 to speak for the whole school. 343 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,927 - I am just a guy who has been where you are, 344 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,428 and I'm just trying to get you to understand, 345 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,180 show you a different perspective, maybe. 346 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,765 And I wouldn't come to you with this if I didn't think 347 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:06,226 it was absolutely the right thing to do. 348 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,354 - And if we agree to disagree, what? 349 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,189 No more coffee dates with the boss? 350 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,566 - No, no, no. 351 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,777 Uh... [clears throat] 352 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,946 But, you know, you guys did just 353 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,865 get your suspension lifted, and, um, 354 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,952 I'd hate to see you on the faculty's bad side again. 355 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,829 That could mean fines, no more barbecue privileges, 356 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,039 tarnished legacies, things like that, 357 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,875 or--or worse. 358 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,252 - What's that supposed to mean? 359 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,379 - I'm just saying, think about it, please. 360 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,547 And, uh, I think once the smoke clears and you're 361 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,383 able to focus better, you'll see that this money 362 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,510 can do so much good. 363 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:45,556 It really can, uh, not only for the school but for the Gammas. 364 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:46,849 And I think you're the person to help 365 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,643 your brothers understand that. 366 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,730 - Maybe the frat can have one more conversation. 367 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,067 Appreciate it. 368 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,235 - Thanks, man. 369 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,278 Good talk. 370 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,530 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 371 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,701 - Good talk. 372 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:08,746 - [groans] I'm just saying, who are we 373 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:12,041 to decide who gets a chance at a higher education? 374 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,584 - And I'm just saying, 375 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,087 we've been at this for, like, five hours. 376 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,423 We should have ordered dinner five hours ago. 377 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,550 - All in favor of voting for dinner. 378 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,427 - Yes, man. - Guys, come on. 379 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,845 No, focus. 380 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,930 The only thing that we need to be voting for 381 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,724 is whether or not we're gonna sell our souls 382 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,851 for a photo op, or are we gonna continue 383 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,894 to be the second-tallest frat at Cal U? 384 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,938 - OK, bet, then we'll vote. 385 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,148 - Thank you. 386 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,150 - Who does the voting stuff, anyway? 387 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,068 Oh, I'm supposed to do that? [people groan] 388 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,236 - And do we get stickers? 389 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,821 - OK, guys, here's the plan. 390 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,073 We are gonna vote one more time, all right? 391 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,867 Majority rules. How does that sound? 392 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,076 - All right, all right. 393 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,328 - It's cool. It's cool. Let's do it. 394 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,914 - But for real, who has the voting stuff? 395 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:58,755 ♪ ♪ 396 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,091 [sighs] 397 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,260 - It's down to you, General. 398 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,845 - You'll realize how much good this money 399 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,680 can do for the school. 400 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,766 I would hate to see you on the faculty's bad side again. 401 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,642 ♪ ♪ 402 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:12,935 - I vote to accept the donation. 403 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:17,648 ♪ ♪ 404 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,400 - That's it. 405 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,319 Y'all see it. 406 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,821 ♪ ♪ 407 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,531 - [sighs] 408 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,745 [hip-hop music] 409 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,205 [camera shutter snaps] 410 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,790 ♪ ♪ 411 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,584 - Well, it's the big day, and Cal U's 412 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,711 about to receive a big check. 413 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,630 But if it's for the greater good, 414 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,299 why do we all feel so bad? 415 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,968 - [sighs] How long do we have to be camera-ready? 416 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,345 - Who are you? 417 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,555 - Nick. 418 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,642 I know. I don't see me either. 419 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,019 It's like I'm living a lie. 420 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,063 - You and me both, brother. 421 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,731 - Hey, man. - Yo. 422 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,441 - How are you? - 'Sup? 423 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,693 - Look, I wanted to say thank you for reconsidering, OK? 424 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,070 I know it was hard, but it was the right thing 425 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,238 to do, trust me. 426 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,198 - Can we, Professor Sellout? 427 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,408 - Yo, Cole, chill. Aaron's on our side. 428 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,035 - Is he? - Yeah. 429 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,161 - 'Cause if he was, he would tell us 430 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,830 what Derek Wright is up to about now. 431 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,873 - Uh, I think he's about to get ready to start. 432 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,543 - No, no, no, I'm talking about he's about to acquire 433 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,670 The Affirmative Reaction Podcast Network, 434 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,923 also known as home of the future Candace Owens 435 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,258 and the current Candace Owens. 436 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,051 - What? - Oh. 437 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,469 So it seems like good old Derek Wright 438 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,638 is a bigot trying to use us all for clout. 439 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,140 We have to call this whole thing off. 440 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,766 - Look, man, if there was another way, 441 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:37,019 I would, all right, but the check's already deposited. 442 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,563 - Looks like we're just gonna have to take this loss 443 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:41,232 and smile for the cameras like good, articulate, 444 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,151 obedient Black men. - Oh, my God. 445 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,444 ♪ ♪ 446 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,071 - Well, at least we get to keep the frat 447 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,489 while serving the greater good? 448 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,825 - Yeah. 449 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,744 [camera shutters snapping] 450 00:15:53,744 --> 00:16:00,668 ♪ ♪ 451 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,921 - Hello, everyone. 452 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,798 How's everybody doing? 453 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,508 Thank you for having me. 454 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,635 Thank you to Cal U, and thank you 455 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,138 to the distinguished gentlemen of Gamma Psi Delta. 456 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,141 Hopefully this gift that I have decided personally 457 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,143 to provide will continue to provide 458 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,270 support and help to empower-- 459 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,688 - Yes, sir. 460 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:23,858 Yes, sir, provide support, so much support 461 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,444 that Mr. Wright here has empowered me 462 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:29,030 to announce his new initiative that he's funding today. 463 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,406 - [bleep] you doing, bro? 464 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,741 - Something for the greater good. 465 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,367 Now, I just want to personally say thank you 466 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,119 for this generous donation that you've given to Cal U 467 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:38,831 and for agreeing to pledge an additional, sizable, 468 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,500 annual gift directly to the Gamma fraternity, 469 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,294 starting today. 470 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,420 - Yeah! 471 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,173 [light applause] 472 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,758 - Starting today? 473 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,010 Or tomorrow? - Hopefully today. 474 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,970 - The future, I think, is what he's talking about. 475 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,223 You are the future. 476 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,850 AI and such being what it is, 477 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,519 monkeypox, BBLs, 478 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,063 who knows what the future holds? 479 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,940 I'm glad to be a part of it. 480 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,691 Thank you. [applause] 481 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,860 - [chuckles] 482 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,403 - Pretty savvy move. 483 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,072 I respect it. 484 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,991 [applause continues] 485 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,035 - I want to thank you for seeing this through 486 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,662 to the finish line. 487 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,080 The administration will not forget 488 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,539 what you did here today. 489 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:23,626 - Artists who don't sell their art are not artists. 490 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,419 Art is sold... 491 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,256 - Yeah, neither will I. 492 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:33,386 ♪ ♪ 493 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,304 Yo. - 'Sup? 494 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,514 - Hey, I really wanted to say thank you for helping me 495 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,432 pull that off today, man, honestly. 496 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:41,018 That money is gonna do a lot of good for a lot of students. 497 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,231 Something wrong? 498 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,151 - I'm just having a hard time feeling good 499 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,696 about today, you know? 500 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,239 On the one hand, I saved the Gammas 501 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,740 from being suspended again. 502 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,242 And on the other hand, I completely 503 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,119 abandoned my ethics. 504 00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,620 - Yeah. 505 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,122 - I just want to say I really appreciate you 506 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,623 for standing up for us. 507 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,584 - Ah, no need to thank me, man. 508 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,294 [sighs] Sometimes you got to get your hands dirty 509 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,503 for the greater good. 510 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,172 - Yeah. - Sometimes that means 511 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,301 slightly exaggerating your frat's charter situation. 512 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:19,682 ♪ ♪ 513 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,643 - Wait, so you lied because your cause 514 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:23,978 is more important than us standing up 515 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,438 for what we believe in? 516 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,106 You're not a hypocrite at all. 517 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,399 - I didn't lie. 518 00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:31,819 I--I helped you make the best decision. 519 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,155 - [scoffs] 520 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,865 I don't even know who I'm talking to anymore. 521 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,409 Maybe instead of worrying about telling me what to do, 522 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,786 maybe you should find your own moral compass. 523 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,080 - Said like someone who needs their choices made for them. 524 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,124 - Bro, don't talk to me like I'm a little kid. 525 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,084 I don't need to be patronized by someone 526 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,544 who's a couple years older than me. 527 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,129 Oh, and unlike you, I've actually 528 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,630 lived in the real world. 529 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,840 - And now you're back from the real world. 530 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,008 And where are you living at? 531 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,301 My house, rent-free, right? 532 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:59,347 ♪ ♪ 533 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,349 - Ah. You know what? 534 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,726 Here's an adult decision for you. 535 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,436 I'm out. 536 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:09,315 ♪ ♪ 537 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,441 - You got to be kidding me. 538 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:13,319 Look, it was a misunderstanding. 539 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:17,114 ♪ ♪ 540 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,991 - I'm gonna crash at Annika's for a while. 541 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,326 - OK. 542 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,870 So it's like that, huh? 543 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,580 - It's just like that. 544 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:31,420 ♪ ♪ 545 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,344 - I've been waiting upstairs for 20 minutes. 546 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,304 Three barbacks and two waiters already tried to hit on me. 547 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,597 What you been doing? 548 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,349 - I just wanted tonight to be perfect. 549 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,852 [light music] 550 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,729 - Oh, my gosh. 551 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,398 Now, that'd better be real ice cream 552 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,774 and not the vegan kind. 553 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:54,026 - Trust me, this is real regular ice cream. 554 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,237 And as you can see right here, we have an assortment 555 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,155 of different sweats in a variety of sizes. 556 00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,865 I didn't want to be so rude as to guess. 557 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,368 And if you ain't gonna wear 'em, don't pop that tag. 558 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,328 And last but not least. 559 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,997 [Omarion's "Ice Box" playing] 560 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,499 - Oh, my gosh. 561 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:11,961 Doug, this is-- this is really something. 562 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,587 - Something good or something-- 563 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,673 - Something perfect. 564 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:18,342 - OK, well, if this is perfect, then, uh, 565 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,593 I can tell our guest to go home. 566 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,470 - [gasps] 567 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,681 You got the real Omarion? - [chuckles] 568 00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,307 - You not an Omarion impersonator? 569 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,809 - It's me. 570 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,353 Yeah, my lawyer shut down Fauxmarion years ago. 571 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,440 But if y'all see that Nomarion, you tell him, ticktock. 572 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,442 - Doug, this is-- 573 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:35,943 this is amazing. 574 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,446 - Happy birthday, baby. 575 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:42,450 - ♪ I've got this icebox where my heart used to be ♪ 576 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,828 ♪ Got this icebox where my heart used to be ♪ 577 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:50,124 ♪ I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold ♪