1 00:00:01,131 --> 00:00:03,050 [Lykke Li's "Little Bit"] 2 00:00:03,050 --> 00:00:04,801 - The beginning of any new romance 3 00:00:04,801 --> 00:00:07,095 is always the most delicate time. 4 00:00:07,095 --> 00:00:12,559 - ♪ I think I'm a little bit, little bit ♪ 5 00:00:12,559 --> 00:00:14,436 ♪ A little bit in love with you ♪ 6 00:00:14,436 --> 00:00:16,355 - Uncertainty and a general 7 00:00:16,355 --> 00:00:18,357 "what the... [chime] "are we doing here" vibe 8 00:00:18,357 --> 00:00:19,900 are to be expected. 9 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:22,152 But when does some slight game playing 10 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:24,947 teeter over into being full-on toxic? 11 00:00:24,947 --> 00:00:28,242 [music slows and fades] 12 00:00:29,284 --> 00:00:32,955 [playful music] 13 00:00:32,955 --> 00:00:34,748 Oh. 14 00:00:34,748 --> 00:00:36,124 [door closes] 15 00:00:36,124 --> 00:00:37,626 - We went on the most amazing date, 16 00:00:37,626 --> 00:00:39,753 and then we had an even more amazing kiss. 17 00:00:39,753 --> 00:00:41,255 And now nothing? 18 00:00:41,255 --> 00:00:44,758 It has been 36 hours and 14 minutes, to be precise. 19 00:00:44,758 --> 00:00:46,051 And she still hasn't texted me back. 20 00:00:46,051 --> 00:00:47,719 - Well, maybe she's just-- you know, 21 00:00:47,719 --> 00:00:50,389 she choked on a kettle corn kernel, 22 00:00:50,389 --> 00:00:52,516 and now she's in a medically induced coma. 23 00:00:52,516 --> 00:00:53,767 ♪ ♪ 24 00:00:53,767 --> 00:00:55,602 What? What? 25 00:00:55,602 --> 00:00:56,979 That's the only reason I could think of 26 00:00:56,979 --> 00:00:58,689 for her not to text you back. 27 00:00:58,689 --> 00:01:01,275 - Or maybe you're just a bad kisser 28 00:01:01,275 --> 00:01:02,359 and she's just not that into you anymore. 29 00:01:03,694 --> 00:01:05,279 - I'd rather she be in a coma. 30 00:01:05,279 --> 00:01:07,531 - Yeah. 31 00:01:07,531 --> 00:01:08,574 [phone buzzes] - [gasps] 32 00:01:08,574 --> 00:01:10,117 She's not on life support. 33 00:01:10,117 --> 00:01:11,368 She's just a bitch. 34 00:01:13,745 --> 00:01:14,913 - Raggedy. 35 00:01:18,292 --> 00:01:20,502 both: ♪ Watch out, world ♪ 36 00:01:20,502 --> 00:01:21,878 ♪ I'm grown now ♪ 37 00:01:21,878 --> 00:01:23,672 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 38 00:01:23,672 --> 00:01:25,757 - ♪ Learn something new every day ♪ 39 00:01:25,757 --> 00:01:28,552 ♪ I don't know so I'ma feel my way ♪ 40 00:01:28,552 --> 00:01:31,138 ♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪ 41 00:01:31,138 --> 00:01:32,180 ♪ But no regrets ♪ 42 00:01:32,180 --> 00:01:34,182 ♪ This is what I say ♪ 43 00:01:34,182 --> 00:01:36,143 both: ♪ Watch out, world ♪ 44 00:01:36,143 --> 00:01:37,144 ♪ I'm grown now ♪ 45 00:01:37,144 --> 00:01:38,562 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 46 00:01:38,562 --> 00:01:40,230 - ♪ You can't tell me nothin' ♪ 47 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:43,442 both: ♪ My heartbeat is so loud ♪ 48 00:01:43,442 --> 00:01:45,068 ♪ ♪ 49 00:01:45,068 --> 00:01:48,655 ♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 50 00:01:48,655 --> 00:01:50,115 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 51 00:01:50,115 --> 00:01:51,908 ♪ ♪ 52 00:01:51,908 --> 00:01:52,951 - You know what? This is what I get 53 00:01:52,951 --> 00:01:53,952 for liking someone again. 54 00:01:53,952 --> 00:01:55,078 Brené Brown can munch it. 55 00:01:55,078 --> 00:01:57,289 Being vulnerable literally blows. 56 00:01:57,289 --> 00:01:58,832 - Okay. 57 00:01:58,832 --> 00:02:01,585 This is not your fault. You did everything right. 58 00:02:01,585 --> 00:02:04,129 - I mean, texting ten minutes after you leave a date-- 59 00:02:04,129 --> 00:02:05,630 it's kind of thirsty. 60 00:02:05,630 --> 00:02:08,258 [playful music] 61 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:09,301 What? 62 00:02:09,301 --> 00:02:11,511 ♪ ♪ 63 00:02:11,511 --> 00:02:14,473 - All right, everyone, for your new assignment, 64 00:02:14,473 --> 00:02:17,351 please form a line and pull a subject out of the bowl. 65 00:02:17,351 --> 00:02:18,769 This week, you'll use 66 00:02:18,769 --> 00:02:20,312 the skills you've learned in this class 67 00:02:20,312 --> 00:02:22,189 out in the real world. 68 00:02:22,189 --> 00:02:26,443 You must artfully persuade someone of a random topic. 69 00:02:26,443 --> 00:02:29,071 - Convince someone to adopt, not shop. 70 00:02:29,071 --> 00:02:30,864 I get to talk about puppies all week? 71 00:02:30,864 --> 00:02:32,449 #LivingTheDream. 72 00:02:32,449 --> 00:02:33,992 - You know, that's, like, super cute for you, 73 00:02:33,992 --> 00:02:36,036 but I hope I get something a little more, 74 00:02:36,036 --> 00:02:37,287 you know, challenging. 75 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:39,081 My phone-banking team used to say 76 00:02:39,081 --> 00:02:41,124 I was the master debater. 77 00:02:43,377 --> 00:02:45,170 Wait. Were they being gross? 78 00:02:45,170 --> 00:02:46,338 - [chuckles] 79 00:02:46,338 --> 00:02:47,631 - [sighs] 80 00:02:47,631 --> 00:02:49,758 "Flat Earth: 81 00:02:49,758 --> 00:02:52,177 convince someone the Earth isn't round." 82 00:02:52,177 --> 00:02:53,470 What the [bleep]? 83 00:02:55,347 --> 00:02:56,848 - Can you believe this? 84 00:02:56,848 --> 00:02:58,225 The administration is giving the lacrosse team 85 00:02:58,225 --> 00:03:00,394 an extra two grand. For what? 86 00:03:00,394 --> 00:03:01,853 Nobody marginalized plays lacrosse. 87 00:03:01,853 --> 00:03:03,480 - To buy new uniforms. 88 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,190 - It's like, the resources here are so limited. 89 00:03:05,190 --> 00:03:06,650 - To an insulting degree. 90 00:03:06,650 --> 00:03:08,026 - The disrespect, man. 91 00:03:08,026 --> 00:03:10,904 It's underfunded, it's-- - Undervalued--preach. 92 00:03:10,904 --> 00:03:12,406 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 93 00:03:12,406 --> 00:03:13,907 - Why are we yelling? 94 00:03:13,907 --> 00:03:15,951 - I don't know. [laughs] - We're saying the same thing. 95 00:03:15,951 --> 00:03:17,661 - Yeah. I don't know. - [laughs] 96 00:03:17,661 --> 00:03:19,162 - No. That's probably my bad. 97 00:03:19,162 --> 00:03:20,956 I--when I'm passionate about things, 98 00:03:20,956 --> 00:03:24,251 I tend to get loud, so... - Yeah. 99 00:03:24,251 --> 00:03:27,212 Well, I can also get loud 100 00:03:27,212 --> 00:03:29,089 when passionate things are happening. 101 00:03:29,089 --> 00:03:32,008 [playful music] 102 00:03:32,008 --> 00:03:34,177 ♪ ♪ 103 00:03:34,177 --> 00:03:35,512 - I just don't understand what happened. 104 00:03:35,512 --> 00:03:37,889 She was so into me. 105 00:03:37,889 --> 00:03:40,434 She even said my face was annoyingly perfect. 106 00:03:40,434 --> 00:03:42,769 - A love bomb followed by full ghost 107 00:03:42,769 --> 00:03:44,896 equals classic toxic behavior. 108 00:03:44,896 --> 00:03:46,690 This girl is Chernobyl. 109 00:03:46,690 --> 00:03:49,151 - Okay, Drea is being annoying, but she's not a demon. 110 00:03:49,151 --> 00:03:50,735 You're just biased because you thought 111 00:03:50,735 --> 00:03:52,612 that her and I were getting jiggy with it. 112 00:03:52,612 --> 00:03:54,531 - Sorry, girl, but I'm with Andre. 113 00:03:54,531 --> 00:03:55,824 - Thank you. - Drea is shady. 114 00:03:55,824 --> 00:03:57,200 She's like a biohazard. 115 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,368 - Oh, my God. 116 00:03:58,368 --> 00:03:59,911 Why are you guys so quick to label 117 00:03:59,911 --> 00:04:02,247 every little social misdemeanor as toxic? 118 00:04:02,247 --> 00:04:04,124 I mean, that word used to mean verbal abuse 119 00:04:04,124 --> 00:04:05,917 or keying an ex's car. 120 00:04:05,917 --> 00:04:08,295 - You know, one time, my aunt burnt down my uncle's SUV 121 00:04:08,295 --> 00:04:10,255 with a blowtorch when she found out 122 00:04:10,255 --> 00:04:11,756 that he was cheating on her with my other aunt. 123 00:04:11,756 --> 00:04:13,633 That was toxic. 124 00:04:13,633 --> 00:04:16,136 So are puppy mills. 125 00:04:16,136 --> 00:04:17,554 - Drea's just being flaky. 126 00:04:17,554 --> 00:04:18,680 I think she'll text you back any minute. 127 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,099 [phone buzzes] 128 00:04:21,099 --> 00:04:22,225 Am I a witch? 129 00:04:22,225 --> 00:04:23,268 - Oh, it's just my sister. 130 00:04:23,268 --> 00:04:24,311 She's here. 131 00:04:24,311 --> 00:04:25,854 - What? 132 00:04:25,854 --> 00:04:27,981 - Did I not tell you guys my sister's coming? 133 00:04:27,981 --> 00:04:29,191 all: No. - Hello. 134 00:04:29,191 --> 00:04:30,192 - Hi. 135 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:33,695 Hi. I'm Nova. 136 00:04:33,695 --> 00:04:34,863 How's it going? 137 00:04:34,863 --> 00:04:36,782 - Hi. - Hey. 138 00:04:36,782 --> 00:04:38,450 - Hi, I'm Andre, 139 00:04:38,450 --> 00:04:40,202 the artist formerly known as Junior, 140 00:04:40,202 --> 00:04:41,870 AKA Zaara's best friend. 141 00:04:41,870 --> 00:04:44,331 But I'm sure she's told you all about me. 142 00:04:44,331 --> 00:04:45,457 - Yeah. 143 00:04:47,959 --> 00:04:49,127 Thank you guys so much 144 00:04:49,127 --> 00:04:50,504 for letting me crash here tonight. 145 00:04:50,504 --> 00:04:52,631 - So, Nova, what brings you back to the 323? 146 00:04:52,631 --> 00:04:54,716 - I have my residency interview at Cedars in a few hours. 147 00:04:54,716 --> 00:04:56,259 - Oh, wow. - I figured 148 00:04:56,259 --> 00:04:58,011 before we go out tonight to celebrate the fact 149 00:04:58,011 --> 00:05:00,388 that I nailed my interview, which I will, 150 00:05:00,388 --> 00:05:03,517 I could cook you all dinner as a thank-you. 151 00:05:03,517 --> 00:05:05,894 - Stay as long as you want, girl! 152 00:05:07,687 --> 00:05:09,981 - No notes, absolutely no notes. 153 00:05:09,981 --> 00:05:12,651 You're a ten out of ten. I mean, it's a ten out of ten. 154 00:05:12,651 --> 00:05:14,444 Really nailed it. 155 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:16,071 - We did. 156 00:05:16,071 --> 00:05:17,531 We really banged it out. 157 00:05:17,531 --> 00:05:19,616 - Yeah. - Yeah. 158 00:05:19,616 --> 00:05:23,036 So when should we meet up again? 159 00:05:23,036 --> 00:05:25,247 - When should we meet up? 160 00:05:25,247 --> 00:05:27,207 Maybe next Tuesday after your seminar? 161 00:05:27,207 --> 00:05:28,542 - Great. 162 00:05:28,542 --> 00:05:30,502 - Great. All right. 163 00:05:30,502 --> 00:05:32,420 - Now, when are you 164 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:34,840 finally going to ask me out on a date? 165 00:05:37,634 --> 00:05:38,927 - Ask you out? Huh? 166 00:05:38,927 --> 00:05:41,471 That's what you're-- Um... 167 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:43,223 see, the thing is about asking you out 168 00:05:43,223 --> 00:05:44,724 is that it's just not in. 169 00:05:44,724 --> 00:05:46,017 And I like to spend like, a lot of-- 170 00:05:46,017 --> 00:05:47,727 [clears throat] Excuse me. Sorry. 171 00:05:47,727 --> 00:05:49,437 I like to spend a lot of my time inside, 172 00:05:49,437 --> 00:05:51,398 safe from the harsh elements. 173 00:05:51,398 --> 00:05:53,149 Like rain. You know what I mean? 174 00:05:53,149 --> 00:05:55,318 [softly] Damn it. [clears throat] 175 00:05:55,318 --> 00:05:57,946 Gosh, you just-- 176 00:05:57,946 --> 00:05:59,197 Look, I'm sorry. I just don't really know-- 177 00:05:59,197 --> 00:06:00,657 - No, don't worry about it, really. 178 00:06:00,657 --> 00:06:01,783 I'm not. 179 00:06:01,783 --> 00:06:03,243 I'll see you next Tuesday? 180 00:06:03,243 --> 00:06:05,120 - Next Tuesday? - Yeah. 181 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,163 - See you-- see you next Tuesday. 182 00:06:07,163 --> 00:06:09,082 Yeah. 183 00:06:09,082 --> 00:06:10,667 - Okay. Yeah, she's hot. 184 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:11,751 - Right? 185 00:06:11,751 --> 00:06:13,670 - You know what else is hot? 186 00:06:13,670 --> 00:06:15,964 A kitchen fire that burns down your entire home. 187 00:06:15,964 --> 00:06:18,049 - More importantly, how are your labs? 188 00:06:18,049 --> 00:06:19,509 You can't let anything or anyone 189 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:21,219 distract you right now. 190 00:06:21,219 --> 00:06:22,929 - Oops. I just texted her again. 191 00:06:22,929 --> 00:06:24,139 - Why? - No. 192 00:06:24,139 --> 00:06:25,265 - What in the fresh lesbian hell? 193 00:06:25,265 --> 00:06:26,808 What did you text her? 194 00:06:26,808 --> 00:06:28,768 - A TikTok of Paul Mescal, because on our date, 195 00:06:28,768 --> 00:06:30,270 we said that he's the only man we'd be straight for. 196 00:06:30,270 --> 00:06:31,730 - You are the stupidest smart person I know. 197 00:06:31,730 --> 00:06:33,440 - Wait. Oh, my God. She liked it. 198 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:34,733 - Is she typing? Do you see bubbles? 199 00:06:36,610 --> 00:06:38,236 - No, that's it. She just hearted it. 200 00:06:38,236 --> 00:06:39,863 - She's a sociopath. 201 00:06:39,863 --> 00:06:41,031 - Why are you trying to flirt with Drea 202 00:06:41,031 --> 00:06:42,032 by sending a video of a man? 203 00:06:43,325 --> 00:06:44,409 - You're right. 204 00:06:46,286 --> 00:06:48,246 Hey, want to take a cute pic for Mom and Dad? 205 00:06:48,246 --> 00:06:50,415 ♪ ♪ 206 00:06:50,415 --> 00:06:52,250 Wait. 207 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:54,336 There's a shadow. Pivot. 208 00:06:54,336 --> 00:06:55,670 Yeah. 209 00:06:55,670 --> 00:06:56,921 Like, g-- no, not like that. 210 00:06:56,921 --> 00:06:58,131 Yeah, like--yeah, cute. 211 00:06:58,131 --> 00:06:59,090 Oh, my God, boom. 212 00:06:59,090 --> 00:07:00,383 Posting. 213 00:07:00,383 --> 00:07:02,010 - Girl, huh? 214 00:07:02,010 --> 00:07:04,804 This pic is giving the incest tab on smutpile.net. 215 00:07:04,804 --> 00:07:06,222 - Not to kink-shame or anything, 216 00:07:06,222 --> 00:07:08,183 but whatever you do, do not click that category. 217 00:07:08,183 --> 00:07:11,144 - Oh, my sick and twisted god. 218 00:07:11,144 --> 00:07:12,937 I know what you're trying to do. 219 00:07:12,937 --> 00:07:15,190 You're trying to bait Drea with a sexy pic 220 00:07:15,190 --> 00:07:17,400 that suggests that your sister 221 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,361 is actually your sapphic sex partner. 222 00:07:19,361 --> 00:07:22,072 - What is wrong with you? 223 00:07:22,072 --> 00:07:23,406 Wait. What filter is that? 224 00:07:23,406 --> 00:07:25,408 I look amazing. - It's never gonna work. 225 00:07:25,408 --> 00:07:26,409 - Oh, my God. It worked. 226 00:07:26,409 --> 00:07:27,702 [gasps] It worked. 227 00:07:27,702 --> 00:07:28,745 She replied to my story. What do I do? 228 00:07:28,745 --> 00:07:29,788 What do I do? 229 00:07:29,788 --> 00:07:31,581 - Play the game, you know? 230 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:33,541 It's her turn to spin out, so don't reply 231 00:07:33,541 --> 00:07:35,085 for, like, 48 hours. 232 00:07:35,085 --> 00:07:36,753 - 48 hours? Respond never. 233 00:07:36,753 --> 00:07:39,005 - I don't know, guys, this all seems very manipulative. 234 00:07:39,005 --> 00:07:42,384 I think you should be direct and ask Drea on a date. 235 00:07:42,384 --> 00:07:44,469 - For the first time, literally ever, 236 00:07:44,469 --> 00:07:45,887 I think Lauryn might be right. 237 00:07:45,887 --> 00:07:49,265 I am going to invite Drea to the DougOut tonight. 238 00:07:49,265 --> 00:07:53,687 Sexy basement vibes come through. 239 00:07:53,687 --> 00:07:55,730 Oh, my God, she's typing. 240 00:07:55,730 --> 00:07:57,190 She just said, "Thanks for the invite, 241 00:07:57,190 --> 00:07:58,983 but I already have plans." 242 00:07:58,983 --> 00:08:00,068 - Plans? 243 00:08:00,068 --> 00:08:01,820 This vague bitch. 244 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:04,781 [playful music] 245 00:08:04,781 --> 00:08:06,741 ♪ ♪ 246 00:08:06,741 --> 00:08:09,494 I meant, you know, vague female. 247 00:08:09,494 --> 00:08:11,162 - Okay. 248 00:08:11,162 --> 00:08:13,206 We still haven't had the hard launch of the DougOut, 249 00:08:13,206 --> 00:08:14,749 so let's keep it fresh. 250 00:08:14,749 --> 00:08:16,668 Okay, if you're wearing natural deodorant, 251 00:08:16,668 --> 00:08:17,919 please leave right now. 252 00:08:17,919 --> 00:08:19,254 The ventilation is bad down here 253 00:08:19,254 --> 00:08:20,296 and the natural odors, 254 00:08:20,296 --> 00:08:21,297 they linger. 255 00:08:21,297 --> 00:08:22,257 Have a good time. 256 00:08:22,257 --> 00:08:24,092 - Bye. 257 00:08:24,092 --> 00:08:25,301 - Oh, wow. - This is amazing. 258 00:08:25,301 --> 00:08:26,469 - This is so nice. 259 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:28,888 - [clears throat] - Jump scare. 260 00:08:30,807 --> 00:08:31,850 - What's up? 261 00:08:35,937 --> 00:08:37,772 - So maybe our generation's toxic trait 262 00:08:37,772 --> 00:08:39,149 is that we're just too quick to label 263 00:08:39,149 --> 00:08:40,900 certain people as toxic. 264 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:43,862 Or maybe we're just better at spotting the warning signs 265 00:08:43,862 --> 00:08:46,948 of someone who's gonna wreak complete havoc on our lives. 266 00:08:46,948 --> 00:08:48,867 - I thought you couldn't make it. 267 00:08:48,867 --> 00:08:50,535 - My plans changed. 268 00:08:50,535 --> 00:08:51,619 - That's chill. 269 00:08:51,619 --> 00:08:53,997 That's chill. Things change. 270 00:08:53,997 --> 00:08:55,707 Really glad you could pop by. 271 00:08:55,707 --> 00:08:57,876 - So since you're the only person 272 00:08:57,876 --> 00:08:59,252 I don't know here, 273 00:08:59,252 --> 00:09:00,462 let me buy you a drink. 274 00:09:02,464 --> 00:09:04,090 - Sure. 275 00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:06,885 [heavy music] 276 00:09:06,885 --> 00:09:08,261 - All right. 277 00:09:08,261 --> 00:09:11,181 ♪ ♪ 278 00:09:11,181 --> 00:09:12,974 - I'm already at a ten. - Okay. 279 00:09:12,974 --> 00:09:14,267 I know you are not the founding member 280 00:09:14,267 --> 00:09:15,643 of the Drea Fan Club, 281 00:09:15,643 --> 00:09:17,562 but I am begging you to act 282 00:09:17,562 --> 00:09:19,522 like a normal person tonight, please. 283 00:09:19,522 --> 00:09:20,690 - You invited her here, 284 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:21,941 and the first thing she does is-- 285 00:09:21,941 --> 00:09:24,944 is just ask Nova if she wants a drink. 286 00:09:24,944 --> 00:09:26,362 What? - She's being nice. 287 00:09:26,362 --> 00:09:27,572 - No. 288 00:09:27,572 --> 00:09:29,074 That is a manipulative move. 289 00:09:29,074 --> 00:09:31,701 Drea is a walking red flag. 290 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:34,120 - Red is my favorite color. 291 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:37,373 [playful music] 292 00:09:37,373 --> 00:09:39,751 - ♪ Too much swag in the bag ♪ 293 00:09:39,751 --> 00:09:41,753 ♪ Got a lot of dollar bills for my posse ♪ 294 00:09:41,753 --> 00:09:43,004 ♪ Your girl can't use ♪ 295 00:09:43,004 --> 00:09:45,298 - And the overcrowding is so bad 296 00:09:45,298 --> 00:09:48,093 that the mothers have to sleep in their own urine and feces. 297 00:09:48,093 --> 00:09:50,136 - Okay, no one loves to shop more than me, 298 00:09:50,136 --> 00:09:52,222 but live animals are where I draw the line. 299 00:09:53,932 --> 00:09:55,475 - Mission accomplished. 300 00:09:55,475 --> 00:09:58,645 I guess I am the master debater now. 301 00:09:58,645 --> 00:10:00,313 Okay. I heard it. 302 00:10:00,313 --> 00:10:02,190 So are you still failing your assignment at every turn? 303 00:10:02,190 --> 00:10:03,900 - Yep. The guy in front of me at the coffee cart 304 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:05,360 ordered a flat white, and then I go, 305 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,528 "Speaking of flat"-- 306 00:10:06,528 --> 00:10:07,654 barely finished my sentence 307 00:10:07,654 --> 00:10:08,947 before the dude ran off. 308 00:10:08,947 --> 00:10:10,406 - Some of us just have a natural ability. 309 00:10:10,406 --> 00:10:11,574 Others don't. 310 00:10:11,574 --> 00:10:12,575 Keep trying. 311 00:10:12,575 --> 00:10:13,743 She will persist. 312 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:18,790 - So do you-- do you see Zaara a lot? 313 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:20,959 Like, how many times a week? 314 00:10:20,959 --> 00:10:22,502 - Not so much these days. 315 00:10:22,502 --> 00:10:25,046 There's only so much time when you're in med school. 316 00:10:25,046 --> 00:10:28,133 - Med school--impressive. 317 00:10:28,133 --> 00:10:31,219 Didn't realize you two had that in common. 318 00:10:31,219 --> 00:10:33,096 - Pretty much the whole family. 319 00:10:33,096 --> 00:10:35,306 - Wait. 320 00:10:35,306 --> 00:10:37,600 You and Zaara are... 321 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,602 sisters? 322 00:10:39,602 --> 00:10:40,812 - Yeah. 323 00:10:40,812 --> 00:10:43,731 [sly music] 324 00:10:44,399 --> 00:10:48,444 - Wow, siblings. 325 00:10:48,444 --> 00:10:50,155 Well, there are 326 00:10:50,155 --> 00:10:52,490 some incredible genes in this family. 327 00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:54,534 The Hemsworth brothers better watch their backs. 328 00:10:54,534 --> 00:10:56,369 - [laughing] 329 00:10:56,369 --> 00:10:59,706 - Like, hey, so have you guys ever just, you know, 330 00:10:59,706 --> 00:11:01,082 looked at the sunset and thought, 331 00:11:01,082 --> 00:11:04,836 "Wow, the horizon just kind of goes on forever? 332 00:11:04,836 --> 00:11:06,379 - Um, sure. 333 00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:07,922 - Right? - You good? 334 00:11:07,922 --> 00:11:09,966 Did someone take the '70s vibe in here too seriously 335 00:11:09,966 --> 00:11:11,009 and slip you a Quaalude? 336 00:11:11,009 --> 00:11:12,135 - God, I am-- 337 00:11:12,135 --> 00:11:13,469 I'm over this, so I'm out. 338 00:11:13,469 --> 00:11:19,267 ♪ ♪ 339 00:11:19,267 --> 00:11:20,810 - Okay. Run this back for me. 340 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,812 One minute, you're talking about boring academic stuff, 341 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,189 and then the next, this bona fide baddie 342 00:11:24,189 --> 00:11:25,440 is loving you, hitting on you? 343 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,650 - Yeah, she did. She did indeed, Douglas. 344 00:11:27,650 --> 00:11:29,152 - Okay, so what? 345 00:11:29,152 --> 00:11:30,445 Then you hit it from the front or the back? 346 00:11:30,445 --> 00:11:32,447 The side? - Negative. 347 00:11:32,447 --> 00:11:34,032 I didn't hit it from any of those aforementioned angles. 348 00:11:34,032 --> 00:11:35,658 Okay, I froze. 349 00:11:35,658 --> 00:11:37,035 - Please tell me it's not still the Zoey factor. 350 00:11:37,035 --> 00:11:38,494 - No, dude, it's not that. 351 00:11:38,494 --> 00:11:40,747 It's just that Edie is-- well, Dr. Thompson-- 352 00:11:40,747 --> 00:11:43,791 she's my colleague. Okay? 353 00:11:43,791 --> 00:11:45,251 You know, I don't want to shit where I eat. 354 00:11:45,251 --> 00:11:46,878 Last semester, there was this anatomy professor 355 00:11:46,878 --> 00:11:48,630 who got fired because he got caught 356 00:11:48,630 --> 00:11:51,633 putting his anatomy in his TAs. 357 00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:54,052 - But this is a very different situation. 358 00:11:54,052 --> 00:11:56,638 Edie isn't your boss, right? 359 00:11:56,638 --> 00:11:58,556 - Well, no, she's not my boss, but I mean, she does-- 360 00:11:58,556 --> 00:11:59,849 she's the head of her department. 361 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:02,685 She has multiple, like, advanced degrees, 362 00:12:02,685 --> 00:12:04,062 more than me. 363 00:12:04,062 --> 00:12:05,104 So technically, yes, she is above me. 364 00:12:05,104 --> 00:12:06,356 - Okay. 365 00:12:06,356 --> 00:12:07,565 All I'm saying is, 366 00:12:07,565 --> 00:12:09,484 is just because she's above you 367 00:12:09,484 --> 00:12:12,195 doesn't mean that she can't be up underneath you. 368 00:12:12,195 --> 00:12:13,655 You feel me? 369 00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:15,281 ♪ ♪ 370 00:12:15,281 --> 00:12:16,658 [door shuts] 371 00:12:18,952 --> 00:12:20,912 - Hey, girl. 372 00:12:20,912 --> 00:12:22,205 Hey. 373 00:12:22,205 --> 00:12:26,417 I'm just here, sipping this ginger ale 374 00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:28,753 because I had a bad stomachache. 375 00:12:31,256 --> 00:12:32,298 - You're lying. 376 00:12:35,510 --> 00:12:38,012 - Oh, fine, yes, I am a heathen who drinks 377 00:12:38,012 --> 00:12:39,681 between one and three nights a week. 378 00:12:39,681 --> 00:12:42,058 And honestly, I'm not sorry about it. 379 00:12:42,058 --> 00:12:45,728 But I am sorry if this is, like, triggering 380 00:12:45,728 --> 00:12:47,897 for you and your crippling alcoholism. 381 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,107 - I'm not an alcoholic. 382 00:12:49,107 --> 00:12:50,525 I've never even touched the stuff. 383 00:12:50,525 --> 00:12:52,986 I've just decided it's not for me. 384 00:12:52,986 --> 00:12:54,070 - Okay. 385 00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:55,822 Now, how would you decide that? 386 00:12:55,822 --> 00:12:58,366 - As my favorite president, Ronald Reagan, once said 387 00:12:58,366 --> 00:13:00,952 while quoting my favorite Russian proverb, 388 00:13:00,952 --> 00:13:03,371 "trust, but verify." 389 00:13:03,371 --> 00:13:05,164 Everyone says this time in our lives 390 00:13:05,164 --> 00:13:08,793 is supposed to be about letting loose and turning up. 391 00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:10,878 But I simply cannot verify that spending 392 00:13:10,878 --> 00:13:12,422 my college years in a hungover haze 393 00:13:12,422 --> 00:13:13,840 is beneficial to my experience. 394 00:13:15,466 --> 00:13:16,843 [sly music] 395 00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:20,430 - Speaking of verifying things, 396 00:13:20,430 --> 00:13:23,474 have you ever, like, personally verified 397 00:13:23,474 --> 00:13:25,101 that the Earth is round? 398 00:13:25,101 --> 00:13:26,769 ♪ ♪ 399 00:13:26,769 --> 00:13:29,439 - I haven't. 400 00:13:29,439 --> 00:13:30,940 - Amazing. 401 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,568 ♪ ♪ 402 00:13:33,568 --> 00:13:35,820 - They actually flew you to France. 403 00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:37,572 - Well, Paris, Texas. 404 00:13:37,572 --> 00:13:39,198 So it was for this Western brand with a modern twist. 405 00:13:39,198 --> 00:13:41,159 - You mean Cowboys BOIS? 406 00:13:41,159 --> 00:13:43,036 Their bus ads are so cool. 407 00:13:43,036 --> 00:13:44,245 - It's too bad that shoot happened 408 00:13:44,245 --> 00:13:45,621 before Zaara started modeling. 409 00:13:45,621 --> 00:13:48,124 She would have killed that campaign. 410 00:13:48,124 --> 00:13:49,459 - What are you talking about? 411 00:13:49,459 --> 00:13:52,295 - I got scouted, but it's not a big deal. 412 00:13:52,295 --> 00:13:54,047 - What do you mean? Yes, it is. 413 00:13:54,047 --> 00:13:55,089 What are you talking about? 414 00:13:55,089 --> 00:13:57,425 My bestie is blowing up, okay? 415 00:13:57,425 --> 00:13:59,510 America's Next Top Streetwear Model over here. 416 00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:01,179 Can I get a woop woop? 417 00:14:01,179 --> 00:14:02,597 - Hang on. 418 00:14:02,597 --> 00:14:04,515 Zaara, the only thing you should be focusing on 419 00:14:04,515 --> 00:14:05,850 is your pre-med track. 420 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,480 - I don't-- 421 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,106 I don't know if I want to do it anymore. 422 00:14:12,106 --> 00:14:13,733 It's just crazy stressful. 423 00:14:13,733 --> 00:14:15,526 - Okay. I don't do drama. 424 00:14:15,526 --> 00:14:16,903 It makes me have to pee. 425 00:14:16,903 --> 00:14:19,489 - It is stressful and relentless. 426 00:14:19,489 --> 00:14:21,032 And that is how it's supposed to be. 427 00:14:21,032 --> 00:14:23,201 That's how they weed out the idiots. 428 00:14:23,201 --> 00:14:25,578 - Well, this idiot just made three grand 429 00:14:25,578 --> 00:14:26,746 in three hours last week. 430 00:14:26,746 --> 00:14:28,956 I have 2 1/2 more years at Cal U, 431 00:14:28,956 --> 00:14:30,291 then four years of med school, 432 00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,335 then three to seven of a residency, 433 00:14:32,335 --> 00:14:34,712 and then I'm finally a doctor, 434 00:14:34,712 --> 00:14:36,672 and I get to dig myself out of the mound of med school debt 435 00:14:36,672 --> 00:14:38,549 that I owe? - Yeah. 436 00:14:38,549 --> 00:14:42,386 But then you're a real doctor who saves people's lives. 437 00:14:42,386 --> 00:14:44,597 - Girl, you're studying to be a podiatrist. 438 00:14:44,597 --> 00:14:46,766 - I'm actually helping people. You're just being selfish. 439 00:14:46,766 --> 00:14:48,267 - Damn. Well, sorry 440 00:14:48,267 --> 00:14:49,352 if trying to figure out what makes me happy 441 00:14:49,352 --> 00:14:50,728 is selfish. 442 00:14:50,728 --> 00:14:52,814 - Happy? Happiness is a luxury. 443 00:14:52,814 --> 00:14:54,607 You're being a spoiled brat. 444 00:14:54,607 --> 00:14:56,150 Mom and Dad are not paying your tuition 445 00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:58,903 so you can have fun and make friends and find yourself. 446 00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:05,201 - Well, maybe you should worry a little more 447 00:15:05,201 --> 00:15:08,454 about being happy, because you seem pretty miserable. 448 00:15:08,454 --> 00:15:09,831 - I'm sorry? - Let me guess. 449 00:15:09,831 --> 00:15:11,582 You've never had a serious relationship 450 00:15:11,582 --> 00:15:14,669 or any relationship? 451 00:15:14,669 --> 00:15:16,462 - What's your point? - Uh-huh. 452 00:15:16,462 --> 00:15:18,214 Your med school pals are going to ghost you, 453 00:15:18,214 --> 00:15:20,341 like, the second you graduate, because-- 454 00:15:20,341 --> 00:15:22,718 spoiler alert--it was just a friendship of convenience. 455 00:15:22,718 --> 00:15:24,554 None of them actually care about you. 456 00:15:24,554 --> 00:15:27,056 So stop worrying about Zaara's life 457 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:30,685 and start worrying about your own. 458 00:15:30,685 --> 00:15:33,646 [soft music] 459 00:15:33,646 --> 00:15:40,611 ♪ ♪ 460 00:15:44,866 --> 00:15:46,159 - So are you okay? 461 00:15:46,159 --> 00:15:48,286 Because what happened was not. 462 00:15:48,286 --> 00:15:50,163 - What, Drea defending me 463 00:15:50,163 --> 00:15:52,039 and my friends just standing there 464 00:15:52,039 --> 00:15:53,332 like they got their vocal cords cut? 465 00:15:53,332 --> 00:15:54,750 - Excuse me? 466 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,294 She's been on one date with you, and she thinks 467 00:15:56,294 --> 00:15:58,171 it's okay to come at your sister like that? 468 00:15:58,171 --> 00:16:00,298 - Honestly, I wasn't mad at it. 469 00:16:00,298 --> 00:16:02,925 I think I need Drea to shake up my life right now. 470 00:16:02,925 --> 00:16:05,803 Maybe without her, I'd get two years into medical school 471 00:16:05,803 --> 00:16:09,182 and Sylvia Plath myself. 472 00:16:09,182 --> 00:16:10,725 - I don't get the reference. 473 00:16:10,725 --> 00:16:12,602 - You really need to pay attention in lit class. 474 00:16:12,602 --> 00:16:13,728 - I really do. 475 00:16:13,728 --> 00:16:14,979 And I know that med school 476 00:16:14,979 --> 00:16:16,731 has been giving you hypertension, 477 00:16:16,731 --> 00:16:18,941 but I just thought it was a part of the journey. 478 00:16:18,941 --> 00:16:20,902 - I don't know. I just-- 479 00:16:20,902 --> 00:16:22,820 I've never had someone stand up for me 480 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:23,905 the way Drea did, 481 00:16:23,905 --> 00:16:26,324 and it felt kind of nice. 482 00:16:26,324 --> 00:16:28,159 - Yeah, I can see that. 483 00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:31,204 But she's also bringing out a side of you that is insane. 484 00:16:31,204 --> 00:16:32,705 I mean, you posted a picture that made it look 485 00:16:32,705 --> 00:16:34,582 like your sister was your lover, 486 00:16:34,582 --> 00:16:35,958 your boo thing, your flavor of the week. 487 00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:37,501 - Okay. 488 00:16:37,501 --> 00:16:40,838 Yes, I understand it was giving desperate vibes. 489 00:16:40,838 --> 00:16:43,591 But Drea also has some amazing qualities. 490 00:16:43,591 --> 00:16:45,760 - But are those things worth it? 491 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,762 After the game she played, you looked like Obama 492 00:16:47,762 --> 00:16:51,182 before and after the presidency. 493 00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:52,725 - Okay. 494 00:16:52,725 --> 00:16:54,185 I mean, I did feel like I was on a plane 495 00:16:54,185 --> 00:16:57,396 and the oxygen masks dropped. 496 00:16:57,396 --> 00:16:59,815 I guess that's not how someone that you want to be with 497 00:16:59,815 --> 00:17:00,942 should treat you. 498 00:17:00,942 --> 00:17:01,859 - Mm-mm. 499 00:17:03,569 --> 00:17:05,238 [soft music] 500 00:17:05,238 --> 00:17:07,198 - How do I end this? 501 00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:10,201 Do I just hit her with a "Hey, can we talk" text? 502 00:17:10,201 --> 00:17:11,786 - Yeah. 503 00:17:11,786 --> 00:17:13,788 Man, I do not miss those. 504 00:17:13,788 --> 00:17:19,210 ♪ ♪ 505 00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:20,294 I'm really-- 506 00:17:20,294 --> 00:17:22,171 - Don't finish the sentence. 507 00:17:25,341 --> 00:17:27,176 - Okay. Good talk. 508 00:17:29,303 --> 00:17:30,846 [phone dings] 509 00:17:30,846 --> 00:17:33,766 [quiet dramatic music] 510 00:17:33,766 --> 00:17:38,563 ♪ ♪ 511 00:17:38,563 --> 00:17:39,647 - Hey, honey. 512 00:17:39,647 --> 00:17:41,023 Sorry I'm late. 513 00:17:41,023 --> 00:17:43,693 - Oh... that's okay, dear. 514 00:17:43,693 --> 00:17:45,236 What took you so long? 515 00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:47,947 - You know, just had a little trouble 516 00:17:47,947 --> 00:17:50,741 getting the triplets down, putting them to sleep, so... 517 00:17:50,741 --> 00:17:52,535 - Sorry, man. - We got triplets. 518 00:17:52,535 --> 00:17:54,203 - Yeah. 519 00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:56,664 - Okay. - Triplets, huh? 520 00:17:56,664 --> 00:17:58,124 - Yeah. - So twins just didn't feel 521 00:17:58,124 --> 00:17:59,542 like they'd do the trick? 522 00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:00,876 - Go with threes. - Mm. 523 00:18:00,876 --> 00:18:02,962 You know I can handle myself, right? 524 00:18:02,962 --> 00:18:04,797 - Yeah. But that wasn't for you. 525 00:18:04,797 --> 00:18:07,258 That was for me, 'cause I want to be 526 00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:09,594 the only guy you were talking to. 527 00:18:09,594 --> 00:18:11,637 - Oh, really? 528 00:18:11,637 --> 00:18:12,888 - Yeah. 529 00:18:12,888 --> 00:18:14,515 - Then what was that about earlier? 530 00:18:14,515 --> 00:18:17,518 I had a bad stutter as a kid, and watching you today 531 00:18:17,518 --> 00:18:19,270 kind of felt like a re-enactment 532 00:18:19,270 --> 00:18:20,813 of certain parts of my childhood. 533 00:18:20,813 --> 00:18:22,523 - Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 534 00:18:22,523 --> 00:18:24,650 Can I please plead temporary insanity, Your Honor, 535 00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:29,655 just 'cause I would really love to take you out sometime? 536 00:18:29,655 --> 00:18:33,576 - You know, we're already out now. 537 00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:36,662 - Look at that. 538 00:18:36,662 --> 00:18:38,331 You're right. It's a fact. 539 00:18:38,331 --> 00:18:39,665 - Yes. 540 00:18:39,665 --> 00:18:44,337 So if this was a date... 541 00:18:44,337 --> 00:18:46,213 - Yeah, hypothetically. 542 00:18:46,213 --> 00:18:48,257 - What would you do? 543 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,009 - Hmm. 544 00:18:50,009 --> 00:18:52,970 [smooth music] 545 00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:59,894 ♪ ♪ 546 00:19:00,811 --> 00:19:02,480 Something like that maybe. 547 00:19:03,856 --> 00:19:04,857 - My place is a couple of blocks away. 548 00:19:04,857 --> 00:19:05,983 You want to get out of here? 549 00:19:05,983 --> 00:19:07,360 - Yeah, I'd love that very much. 550 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,736 I think that's a great idea. 551 00:19:08,736 --> 00:19:10,363 - Just to be clear... - Yeah? 552 00:19:10,363 --> 00:19:11,614 - This is super fun. 553 00:19:11,614 --> 00:19:13,491 Fun is kind of all I can do right now. 554 00:19:13,491 --> 00:19:15,660 I'm not looking for anything more than that. 555 00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:16,911 - Okay. 556 00:19:16,911 --> 00:19:20,373 Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. 557 00:19:20,373 --> 00:19:21,582 All right, yeah, no, that's crazy, 558 00:19:21,582 --> 00:19:22,583 'cause I was thinking that same thing. 559 00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:24,293 You know? 560 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,420 [phone dings] 561 00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:29,256 [Tei Shi's "Bassically"] 562 00:19:29,256 --> 00:19:35,054 ♪ ♪ 563 00:19:35,054 --> 00:19:37,473 - ♪ Baby, I'll behave ♪ [knock at door] 564 00:19:37,473 --> 00:19:40,559 - So here's the thing about toxic relationships. 565 00:19:40,559 --> 00:19:41,811 You have extreme highs... 566 00:19:41,811 --> 00:19:43,646 - Hi. 567 00:19:43,646 --> 00:19:44,897 - Extreme lows... 568 00:19:44,897 --> 00:19:48,317 - Hey, so I've been thinking. Um... 569 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,736 - Thinking, huh? 570 00:19:50,736 --> 00:19:52,571 About me? 571 00:19:52,571 --> 00:19:55,116 - And they're extremely hard to get out of. 572 00:19:55,116 --> 00:19:59,745 - ♪ Is that what you found? ♪ 573 00:19:59,745 --> 00:20:02,873 ♪ Like the other noise ♪ 574 00:20:02,873 --> 00:20:04,667 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 575 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:07,002 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 576 00:20:07,002 --> 00:20:09,004 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 577 00:20:09,004 --> 00:20:12,091 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 578 00:20:12,091 --> 00:20:13,926 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 579 00:20:13,926 --> 00:20:15,469 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 580 00:20:18,597 --> 00:20:21,559 [upbeat music] 581 00:20:21,559 --> 00:20:26,856 ♪ ♪ 582 00:20:26,856 --> 00:20:28,190 - Hey, beautiful mind. 583 00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:29,650 What's going on here? 584 00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:31,110 - I contacted my second cousin's brother-in-law 585 00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:32,445 who works at NASA. 586 00:20:32,445 --> 00:20:33,529 - [bleep] - My God. 587 00:20:33,529 --> 00:20:34,739 - And he forwarded me a lot 588 00:20:34,739 --> 00:20:36,031 of extremely convincing materials 589 00:20:36,031 --> 00:20:38,325 on the curvature of the Earth's surface. 590 00:20:38,325 --> 00:20:39,827 - Okay. Well, you know, I'm still gonna tell 591 00:20:39,827 --> 00:20:41,120 my professor I passed the assignment. 592 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,705 So deuces. 593 00:20:42,705 --> 00:20:45,541 - Girl, I don't care if it's flat or round. 594 00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:47,376 This better be cleaned up when I get back. 595 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:50,421 [playful music]