1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:03,503 - Few people go through college alone. 2 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:05,964 Those people miss out on one of the biggest cornerstones 3 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:07,466 of the experience: 4 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:09,593 the friends you connect with along the way. 5 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:12,179 - ♪ You're good, how you feeling ♪ 6 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:14,431 - Like the classes that lead to graduation, 7 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:18,644 these friends also come in a great variety. 8 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:21,730 Some friends offer community, like your frat brothers. 9 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,690 - Man, I need your help filling in this hole 10 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,567 for the Gamma events calendar. - Yeah. 11 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:29,029 - So far, we got Motown Monday, Taco Tuesday, 12 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,740 Wing Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday. 13 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,158 Man, nothing for Friday. 14 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,201 - Hmm. 15 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,119 Freaknik Friday? 16 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,872 - See, that's why you're The General, man. 17 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:39,957 Yeah, man. 18 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,416 - Other friends can allow 19 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:42,543 an outlet for your passions. 20 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,169 [as Vin Diesel] I am Groot. 21 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:46,505 - [as Vin Diesel] I live my life a quarter mile at a time. 22 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:50,676 - Perfect Vin Diesel impressions. 23 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:53,262 Then you have a more intimate relationship, 24 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:54,346 like your girlfriend. 25 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:57,683 - That was...better. 26 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:59,601 - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 27 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,728 Definite improvement, I thought. 28 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,188 - For sure. 29 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,982 No doubt. 30 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:07,317 - We'll get there. 31 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,652 Totally. 32 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,445 - ♪ We love it when you show ♪ 33 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,864 - And then you have your best friend, 34 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,700 who's there when you need them most. 35 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:17,244 - OK, so my sister said that my mom 36 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:18,954 is being weird about my dad. 37 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,205 But that's kind of just my dad. 38 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,541 Like, he's weird. I don't know. 39 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,334 - How important would you say sex is 40 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,837 to the survival of a relationship? 41 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:29,089 - Truly hope you weren't listening to me. 42 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,884 both: ♪ Watch out, world ♪ 43 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:34,261 ♪ I'm grown now ♪ 44 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,013 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 45 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:38,181 - ♪ Learn something new every day ♪ 46 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:41,059 ♪ I don't know so I'ma feel my way ♪ 47 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,603 ♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪ 48 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:44,646 ♪ But no regrets ♪ 49 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,648 ♪ This is what I say ♪ 50 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,650 both: ♪ Watch out, world ♪ 51 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:49,651 ♪ I'm grown now ♪ 52 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:51,028 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 53 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,779 - ♪ You can't tell me nothin' ♪ 54 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,949 both: ♪ My heartbeat is so loud ♪ 55 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,492 ♪ ♪ 56 00:01:57,492 --> 00:02:01,079 ♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 57 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,539 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 58 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:05,083 ♪ ♪ 59 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:07,794 - I guess what I'm trying to say is, 60 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,379 what do you do when the sex 61 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,381 with someone you care about is bad? 62 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,133 I'm sorry, I should try back up. 63 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,844 If you didn't know, Annika and I are 64 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,220 doing the deed. - OK, we share a suite wall, 65 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,305 so I'm aware. 66 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:19,348 - Right. 67 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:20,891 Sorry about the noise. 68 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,851 All me, mostly performative. 69 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:25,062 - OK, why is this on my plate? 70 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,688 Can't you talk to the Gammas? 71 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,566 - Well... 72 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,943 - Hey, dawg, so you're telling me 73 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,695 that you didn't even get your pants off? 74 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:36,114 [laughter] 75 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,200 - So that's why they call you The Firing Squad. 76 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,327 [laughter] - Oh, good, bro. 77 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,412 - The Gammas, they're good for some things. 78 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,206 This is an A-list problem, 79 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:45,248 and I need my ace. 80 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,750 - I'm strangely honored. 81 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,126 - So you think we just need some time 82 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,837 to get into the groove, or is there a bigger issue? 83 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,381 You know, how long does it normally take you 84 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:53,965 to get in the rhythm with someone new? 85 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,551 - OK, one, they get in a rhythm with me. 86 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,845 And, two, that's not a problem I have. 87 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,389 - Same, usually. 88 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:03,100 I am Mr. Five-Star D-List, remember. 89 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,726 - Mm-hmm, OK, I hope that was something 90 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,728 we left in freshman year. 91 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,564 But seriously, you and Annika, it's a long time coming. 92 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:11,858 So I'm not surprised that you'd be 93 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,861 feeling more pressure than with your five-star flings. 94 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,405 - That is true. - Yeah. 95 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:18,699 So just focus on being present. 96 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:19,950 Stop building it up in your head 97 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,493 and psyching yourself out, OK? 98 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,662 Just--just be. 99 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:26,415 - [sighs] Couldn't hurt to get out of my head. 100 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:27,749 - Yeah. You know what? 101 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,501 Maybe that is what I need to tell my sister-- 102 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,670 - Yo, what's up, Swerve? I'm so sorry. 103 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,338 I just got to talk to him. Thank you so much, Z. 104 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:38,135 - Good luck improving your lovemaking! 105 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,267 - I can't believe I'm actually grabbing coffee 106 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:47,352 with someone who said, "Let's grab coffee sometime." 107 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,104 - Yeah, it is traditionally one of those things people say 108 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:50,814 but don't actually intend to do, like, 109 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,357 "Hey, let me help you with the move." 110 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,234 - Or, "Send me the name of that documentary." 111 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,778 - Exactly, but actually, I wanted to check in 112 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:57,988 on you academically. 113 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,614 How is your junior year class load? 114 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,199 - I'm sorry, what? 115 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,409 - Well, I've been doing some freelance advising 116 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:03,994 in my free time-- not that I have much, 117 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:06,413 what with my teaching schedule, extended office hours, 118 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,331 volunteering at various blood drives. 119 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,749 And I did agree to help a friend move. 120 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,251 It's just hard to say no, you know? 121 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,461 Really is. 122 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:14,087 - This newly packed schedule 123 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,298 wouldn't have anything to do with you and Zoey breaking up, 124 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,967 would it? - What? No. No. 125 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,261 No, I'm-- I'm an experienced professor 126 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,637 who is taking interest in a young student's 127 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,306 academic journey. - Oh, OK. 128 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,808 Yeah, so what's my major, then? 129 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,770 - Activism, right? 130 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:30,979 'Cause you like to be an activist. 131 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,355 - No. 132 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,899 Yeah, I think you should, you know, 133 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,859 take a break from the grind like I am, 134 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:37,486 try experiencing new things... 135 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,112 - Mm-hmm. - For yourself. 136 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,947 - Kiela, I appreciate your concern, I do, 137 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,866 but I'm not trying to distract myself from Zoey. 138 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:45,494 I'm not trying to distract from anything. 139 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:46,661 There's nothing to distract myself from, you know? 140 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:47,913 I'm--I'm fine. 141 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,372 - It's just, you don't sound fine. 142 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,332 - Would you look at that? 143 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,501 I am late for my 10:05. 144 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,044 - How many meetings do you have today? 145 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,337 - This was a great chat. Honestly. 146 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:57,214 I really enjoyed this. Let's do this again. 147 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,757 You know, we can do it weekly, biweekly. 148 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,634 Just let me know soon, 'cause spots are filling up fast. 149 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:05,138 - The basic philosophy here 150 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,141 is, to respect one another is to respect yourself. 151 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,684 all: Mm-hmm. 152 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,144 - This dorm is all about creating... 153 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,438 - If you ask me, the Sober Dorm got an unfair rap. 154 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,315 It's just a healthy alternative. 155 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,651 - Growing up, our parents' homes were sober dorms, 156 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,903 like, if you really, really think about it. 157 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,988 - Who we truly are. 158 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,157 Because what are we here to educate if not our souls? 159 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,867 - Mm-hmm. - Aw. 160 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,369 - Anyways, that's the rest of the guidelines. 161 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,329 We're all cool enough humans to not need rules. 162 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,372 Rules are for zoos. 163 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,082 [laughter] 164 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:35,210 - OK, I'm not into men, but I get it. 165 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:38,171 There's something about him I can't quite put my finger on. 166 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,715 But it wants to be touching him. 167 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:42,342 - Thanks for listening. 168 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,094 My door is always open, since I took it off the hinges. 169 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,428 [laughter] 170 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,222 [applause] 171 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,852 - OK, this place kind of rocks. 172 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,562 The only thing I'm a little skeptical about 173 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:56,565 is our stowaway roommate Sofia. 174 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,024 I asked her what her major was. 175 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,818 She said "excellence." 176 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:02,404 - You know, I've never seen her get up or go to bed. 177 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,990 And no matter what time, always wearing a suit. 178 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,241 - Same. 179 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,784 It's like, if she took it off, 180 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,536 there'd just be another one underneath it. 181 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,081 - Hey, yo, ladies. 182 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:15,584 You're hitting up game night, yes? 183 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,919 We can get there early, snatch up the good seats. 184 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,004 - Will Nicholas be there? 185 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:23,592 Not that we wouldn't go otherwise. 186 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:24,926 I have a boyfriend. 187 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,053 - Of course he will. It's his event. [laughs] 188 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,473 And, Annika, I think your tuna sub's on its last legs. 189 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,517 Unless you want food poisoning. 190 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,519 [laughs] Lates. 191 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,856 - How did she know that was mine? 192 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,858 - Maybe we should blow off this event, 193 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:42,110 because Sofia seems like she plays "Monopoly" 194 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,528 with real money. - No. 195 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,155 When I was an RA, whoever skipped my first event 196 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,281 was usually trouble. 197 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,574 - We skipped all your events. 198 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,700 - And you bitches were trouble. - What? 199 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:52,871 [text message swhooshes] 200 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,041 [keyboard tapping] 201 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,126 [text message swhooshes] [door clicks open and shut] 202 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,545 - Oh, hey. Morning. 203 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,380 - Good night? 204 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,215 - Annika and I ironed everything out. 205 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:07,802 Sexually. - OK, 206 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,429 the line on what I'm comfortable with, 207 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,639 we have arrived. 208 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:11,931 And I'm gonna need you to stop 209 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,433 saying the word "sexually." 210 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,060 - Fair, but I just want to say 211 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,771 the advice that you gave was amazing. 212 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,356 I mean, like, amazing. 213 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,815 Whoo! 214 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:22,359 I was so in the moment, I did this one, like, 215 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,526 double-pump thing that was-- 216 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,695 - OK, hello? The line. 217 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,947 - Right. Seriously, though, thanks. 218 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,410 - Hey, Andre, before you go, 219 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,579 there's something that's been bothering me. 220 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:37,374 - Ooh, yeah, now's not a great time for me. 221 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:40,001 I actually have to get back to my place and shower. 222 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,587 - My parents might be getting divorced. 223 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,881 - Oh. 224 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,591 I'm--I'm so sorry. 225 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,885 I had no idea. - [sighs] 226 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,346 - I want to give this the attention that it deserves. 227 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,848 So maybe, could we, like, do lunch tomorrow? 228 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:55,266 - Thank you so much. 229 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:57,060 - Of course. 230 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,478 - I should really just check in with my family 231 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,563 to make sure they can hold off on any more issues 232 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:01,773 until things open up for you. 233 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,358 - I'm--I'm sorry. You know what? 234 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,485 Maybe we can just do it today. 235 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,070 We'll move some things around and-- 236 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,531 [phone chimes] 237 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:10,740 - [bleep] off, Andre. 238 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:14,953 - I feel like now is probably a bad time 239 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,705 to go back for my car keys. 240 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,043 Yeah, I'll just walk. 241 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,465 - ♪ Ooh, what you gon' do ♪ 242 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,342 - Since my fight with Zaara this morning, 243 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:32,262 she's been ghosting my apology texts all day. 244 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:35,306 So the only thing left to do is go full ghostbuster. 245 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:37,642 Fortunately, thanks to a tip from Annika, 246 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:40,937 I am bustin' her game night with an apology. 247 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,481 And bustin' makes me feel good. 248 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,692 - Stop. You ate the whole pepper? 249 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:48,403 - Carolina Reaper. Nuked my taste buds for a week. 250 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:49,904 But I won the T-shirt. 251 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,322 - That's so amazing-- 252 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:52,782 Andre. 253 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:55,243 There you are, you. - Hey, babe. 254 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,328 - I'm so happy you're here, my man. 255 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,622 - Mm-hmm. - Hey, guy. Nicholas. 256 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,166 - Jesus. 257 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,585 They build this guy in a handsome factory? 258 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,504 What's up? 259 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:07,839 Thanks for having me. 260 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:09,758 - Actually, I only invited your girlfriend. 261 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,763 I'm kidding. [laughter] 262 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:15,847 I'm gonna go get the pizzas. 263 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,557 - What is-- 264 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,060 - Well, you know, this has been fun and all. 265 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,353 But I hope we finish in time so I can make it to Bar None. 266 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:23,813 - [groans] 267 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:24,773 - I thought we had to put in a good appearance. 268 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,232 - And we appeared. 269 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,817 This is my first night off this semester, 270 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:30,695 and I'm not gonna sit here and waste it at game night. 271 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,530 So ticktock. 272 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,865 - ♪ He addicted to spending ♪ 273 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,617 ♪ He got a habit mentality ♪ 274 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:38,244 ♪ I want it, I promise you he gon' back it ♪ 275 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,913 ♪ I'ma get the bag, make my own moves ♪ 276 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,748 ♪ I don't follow rules, I'm a whole mood ♪ 277 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,458 ♪ That's my attitude ♪ 278 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,210 ♪ Look, why you getting mad 'cause I stake less ♪ 279 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,378 ♪ Had to cut you off when I saw it was a contest ♪ 280 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:48,922 ♪ Reason why I'm winning same reason ♪ 281 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,965 - [laughs] - I don't know about you, 282 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:54,177 but I am ready to let loose. 283 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,471 So I suggested we play Sturbridge Witch Hunt. 284 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,723 - [scoffs] Wait, Sturbridge what hunt? 285 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,058 - Sturbridge Witch Hunt. 286 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:03,978 It's like werewolf, Mafia, secret zombie-- 287 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:06,564 an interactive whodunit with a focus 288 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:09,067 on subverted gender roles. 289 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,485 - Look whose schedule cleared up. 290 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,861 - Zaara, you know I did not mean-- 291 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,363 - Let's hold the cross talk for the end. 292 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,531 I was just about to go over the rules. 293 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,157 - My apologies, Sofia. 294 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,826 Please, start from the beginning. 295 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:20,370 And go slow for Andre. 296 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,247 He's a terrible listener. - [scoffs] 297 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,332 - So the rules of the game are... 298 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,500 - Are you OK? 299 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,377 - And we're all villagers. 300 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,712 - If Zaara thinks that I've never handled my problems 301 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,714 through passive-aggressive parlor games, 302 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,925 she's never met my mom and dad. 303 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:37,345 - When am I gonna meet your mom and dad? 304 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,638 - Not sure, but that's something 305 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,140 we definitely won't do sober. 306 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,183 Sofia, question. 307 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,643 - Let's hold the questions till the end. 308 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,186 - Say you were dealing with your own witch problems 309 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,729 but now you're ready to talk 310 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,106 to your friend about the harvest 311 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,732 and they just keep blowing you off. 312 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,527 - Clearly, the villager only cares about their own crop 313 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:56,030 and doesn't give two shits about anyone else. 314 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,949 - This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought. 315 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:00,034 - You know what? Let's just dive in. 316 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,369 Grab a Post-it off the table. 317 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,830 It'll say which is witch. 318 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:05,832 Get it? [chuckles] 319 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,795 - I thought you couldn't wait to get out of here. 320 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,006 - Yeah, but that was before I knew we'd be role-playing 321 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,883 while subverting gender roles. 322 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,050 You know, this actually sounds like a night, 323 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,886 like, I really needed. 324 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:23,224 - Imagine this. 325 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,976 As our patrons settle into a location 326 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,437 scored by the passions of the satisfied-- 327 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,022 - Doug, listen. 328 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,190 I don't care what you do 329 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,191 with the space downstairs, all right? 330 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,067 I trust you. 331 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,777 To code, though, please. 332 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,654 The inspector is a pain in the ass. 333 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,572 - Yeah. 334 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,867 OK. 335 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,035 Yes. 336 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,120 Bro, Ray is in. 337 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,039 I just know that there's an audience out there 338 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,541 that's ready to turn up with the volume down. 339 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,251 Man, it's like, once this takes off, 340 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:53,504 I'm one step closer to having my own spot. 341 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,465 - Mm-hmm. Congrats, man. 342 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,008 - Yeah, and I appreciate you. 343 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,552 Thought that you'd be home right now in your sad robe, 344 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,304 watching "Love & Basketball," 345 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,640 and eating Cajun Buffalo-flavored feelings. 346 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,975 - Mm-mm, I'm too busy to be sad. 347 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,518 Too busy to be anything, actually. 348 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,937 You know I scheduled so much stuff 349 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:11,147 that I missed teaching my own class? 350 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,483 Yeah, ironically, while I was auditing 351 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,568 a lecture on time management. 352 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,487 - Mm-hmm, OK, I think we need to address 353 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,405 the Zoey-sized elephant in the room. 354 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,324 - What's there to say? 355 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,825 We're done, man, OK? 356 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,577 Had something, then we didn't have it. 357 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,454 That's it. - OK. 358 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,831 Yeah, other people are gonna let you give them the eulogy. 359 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,625 But that's--that's not me. 360 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,793 I'm your friend... - Yeah. 361 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:32,877 - And I'm gonna give it to you straight. 362 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,379 - All right, let's hear it. - Yeah. 363 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,047 Even though you're not ready to move on, 364 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:39,509 you're very much, at the very least, living single. 365 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,177 - Ah, that's a great TV show. 366 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,388 It was the "Friends" before "Friends." 367 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,056 Needed to be said. - I'm being serious right now. 368 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,474 - OK. - OK? 369 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,810 For the first time in a very long time, 370 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,437 you're solely in charge of the life of Aaron Jackson. 371 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:55,233 - Mm-hmm, which is why I'm keeping myself busy. 372 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,360 - Bro, you're obsessed with keeping your mind busy 373 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,780 when you won't find anything until it's finally clear. 374 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,241 - How long is that gonna take, man? 375 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,575 - I don't know. 376 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,494 I mean, when I split up with Jazz, I-- 377 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:09,789 I mean, I didn't know when I would finally feel OK. 378 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,542 But you got all the time in the world to figure it out. 379 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,710 - And then you just-- you felt ready 380 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,795 to get back out there again? 381 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,089 - I mean, I'm very much in a demanding relationship 382 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,799 with a lady named Bar None. 383 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:24,012 So while I go downstairs and measure for a new DJ booth, 384 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,139 figure out what it is that you want. 385 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,640 - ♪ He don't think that I know, yeah, yeah ♪ 386 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,767 - ♪ Tell it to me, DJ ♪ 387 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,644 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 388 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,938 - Do you think Nicholas gets his clothes tailored? 389 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,524 Everything just hangs right. 390 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,945 - I still need to figure out a way to get to Zaara. 391 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,031 Every time I try to talk to her, 392 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,282 she just calls me a witch, 393 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,617 and then Sofia swoops in to interrogate me. 394 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,286 - Yeah. She is doing the most. 395 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,038 - Mm-hmm. 396 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,457 - So were you at the town hall on the Sabbath 397 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,250 or not, Jedidiah? 398 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,502 - This game reminds me a lot of that summer in Cuba. 399 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,338 - So Santeria and bruja, then? 400 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:00,548 [text message swhooshes] 401 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,550 [keyboard tapping] 402 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,885 [text message swhooshes] 403 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,386 - Wait. 404 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,846 What if Sofia's the witch? 405 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,098 That just--that'd be crazy, right? 406 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,559 - Why are you pretending to be into this? 407 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,561 - I'm not. I'm just--I'm doing me. 408 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,022 And right now, that means being here because I want to, 409 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,732 not because I have to. 410 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:18,900 Or I'd have left by now, so... 411 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,401 - Intriguing philosophy. 412 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,819 I'm gonna try it out. 413 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,782 - Zaara. 414 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:29,202 - Oh, well, well, well, if it isn't Esther the Wicked. 415 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,536 - Zaara, enough, OK? 416 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,080 We need to talk. 417 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,082 I'm sorry for taking all of the oxygen out of the room 418 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,541 with the Annika stuff. 419 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,044 - OK, so just because your relationship changed, 420 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,545 that means ours does? - No. 421 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,047 No, not at all. 422 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,091 I just feel like I can talk to you about anything. 423 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,801 - And how nice does that feel? 424 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,221 You're not the only one dealing with stuff, 425 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,264 not that you've noticed. 426 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,141 - Well, I'm here now. 427 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,309 - Amazing. 428 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,561 You're ready to talk to me finally? 429 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,063 Awesome. 430 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,315 Unfortunately, I'm not in the mood. 431 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:04,028 - Distracted, sulking, happy to escape? 432 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,071 I knew it. 433 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,280 Zaara is the witch. 434 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,573 [grunts] I win. 435 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,370 - Traditionally, when game night tears apart 436 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,413 a friendship, it's over something silly 437 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,916 like sneaking a peek during "Battleship" 438 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,627 or not knowing how to play "Clue." 439 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,588 But this feels more serious. 440 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:29,137 - So after my plan to ghostbust Zaara 441 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,763 completely backfired, 442 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,684 I am now stuck here dustbusting while I guilt spiral. 443 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,103 And this bustin' makes me feel bad. 444 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,313 - I can't believe Sofia bailed 445 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,691 after volunteering us to clean up. 446 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,651 - I mean, winning and bouncing? 447 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,945 You just-- you have to respect it. 448 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,573 We may not know Sofia's deal, but she sure does. 449 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:52,076 - Maybe she had a friend who needed her, you know, 450 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,162 someone who could count on her, 451 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,414 someone she's never let down. 452 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,082 - Oh, my God, are you gonna sad clean all night, 453 00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,584 or are you gonna go talk to Zaara? 454 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,419 - She doesn't want to talk to me. 455 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,254 I get it. I took her for granted. 456 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,840 And 20 years from now, she's gonna be some random girl 457 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,800 in my freshman year photo album 458 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,302 whose name I can't even remember. 459 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,137 - Andre, friends fight. 460 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,639 And what separates us from the animals is that, you know, 461 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,892 we can do it without ripping each other's throats out. 462 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,144 - Have you seen Zaara's nails? 463 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:21,022 - Look, one-sided friendships happen to the best of us. 464 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,231 You get caught up in yourself, 465 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,941 and you give out more than you take in. 466 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:27,028 - But no, no. Zaara and I are more than that. 467 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,529 We're more than just roommates. 468 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,531 Last year, we really leaned on one another 469 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,491 and became each other's go-tos. 470 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,827 I don't want to lose that. 471 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,954 I can't lose that. 472 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,415 - Well, now that she's had time to cool down, 473 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,125 I bet she'll hear how much you mean it. 474 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,960 - [sighs] Really? 475 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,421 - You're a friend people know they can count on, Andre. 476 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,881 We all do. 477 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,093 - Hey, do you guys mind leaving the leftover snacks out? 478 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,054 Hosting a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting in an hour. 479 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,058 - I just--I have to be there when he relapses. 480 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,100 - Girl, you better. 481 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,440 - OK, when you're done being distracted, 482 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,318 head over to Google and give us a five-star review, cool? 483 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,903 - Well, you know what? For as long as I can remember, 484 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,363 I've wanted to run a marathon. 485 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,740 I just--I never had the time to train until now. 486 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,283 - You hate running. 487 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,912 - Yeah, but I love having ran, so maybe I'll do that. 488 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,288 Maybe I won't. I'll see how I feel tomorrow. 489 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,873 The point is, I've got time. 490 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,833 - OK, well, if I catch you in them webfoot shoes, 491 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,627 I'ma to do both of us a favor, 492 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,836 and I'm gonna run your ass over. 493 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,005 - My man. - All right. 494 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,969 - I noticed you've been alone all night. 495 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,846 And if you'd like to change that, I'm Didi. 496 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,932 - Hi, Didi. How you doing? I'm Aaron. 497 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,017 Nice to meet you. 498 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:43,229 Let me just say, the approach is solid, OK? 499 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,273 Ten out of ten. You look great. 500 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,941 I just have to respectfully tell you 501 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,276 that I'm not interested. 502 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,194 - Why? You got a girlfriend? 503 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,614 - No, I do not have a girlfriend. 504 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,825 I'm just... 505 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,660 focusing on me right now. 506 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,248 - Sometimes the connections you think are the strongest 507 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:05,501 are the ones you take for granted and let slip. 508 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,378 And when that happens, you find out 509 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,338 what kind of friend you really are. 510 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,464 Hey. 511 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,466 [door clicks shut] 512 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,635 I really am sorry about your parents. 513 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,013 - Saying that doesn't make it OK. 514 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:23,102 - I know, but I--I just need you to hear this. 515 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,645 - [sighs] 516 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,231 - I was wrong to treat you like my therapist 517 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,567 and not like my best friend. 518 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,110 - Grown-ups shouldn't have best friends. 519 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,654 What are you, seven? 520 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:37,658 - My point is, I just don't want to lose what we have. 521 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,244 - Then maybe you shouldn't get so wrapped up 522 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,204 in defining yourself that you forget 523 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,498 there are people that count on you. 524 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,626 - People? 525 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,252 - I count on you. 526 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,504 And I just didn't think that us not sharing a room 527 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:51,756 would change that. 528 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:52,840 - It won't. 529 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,593 I wasn't there for you. 530 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:56,761 And I know there's nothing I can do 531 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,554 to go back and change that. 532 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,223 But I am here for you now whenever you need me. 533 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,267 And I can promise you that. 534 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,437 - You're not unconvincing. 535 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,939 - [chuckles] 536 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,609 Mm. 537 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:15,696 So, bestie, is it just your mom and your dad, 538 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,573 or is there, like, a girl you like sprinkled in there, 539 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,575 or do you just miss the comforting sounds 540 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,035 of me sleeping a few feet away? 541 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,662 - No, I don't miss your snoring. 542 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,413 - They were allergies, and that was seasonal. 543 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,999 - OK. - But real talk-- 544 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,959 maybe your parents will just be OK. 545 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:32,838 My parents separated for a second, and it didn't last. 546 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,465 - You never told me that. 547 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,883 - Yeah. 548 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,469 - When did you know that they were gonna be OK? 549 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,516 - Depends on your definition of "OK." 550 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,476 - Fair. 551 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:48,104 - But I think if it helps, it's always important 552 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,855 to remember, at the end of the day-- 553 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,024 and I know this is extremely hard-- 554 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,569 our parents are just people too. 555 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,279 - That's so gross. - I know. 556 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,823 - Just killed my vibe. 557 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,324 - What? 558 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,534 It was supposed to be motivational, 559 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,868 like, inspirational. 560 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,329 - Sorry. [laughter] 561 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,374 For now, I'm gonna work on being the kind of friend 562 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,043 who doesn't need to be asked twice to show up. 563 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,466 - [sighs] 564 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,801 I'm helping Doug with some stuff at Bar None today. 565 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:19,844 You want to come? 566 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,178 - Don't know. 567 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,930 I kind of liked not waking up hungover. 568 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,391 - Mm-hmm. [door clicks open] 569 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,643 [door clicks shut] 570 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:28,894 - Morning. 571 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,521 - Are you OK? 572 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,189 - Never been better. 573 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,108 Oh, do you guys want in if I order ramen? 574 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:35,526 - For breakfast? 575 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,403 - Breakfast is just a label. 576 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,530 I don't do labels, Kiki. 577 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,781 Lates.