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[Rae Sremmurd's
"Perplexing Pegasus" plays]
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ZOEY: My Cal U classmates
and I were a part of
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a large generation of young people
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who were defined
by our refusal to be defined.
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We rejected gender categories...
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♪ Mike WiLL Made-It ♪
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- ...we defied restrictions...
- ♪ Jump in the Pegasus ♪
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- ...we fought the establishment...
- ♪ All kinda reckless ♪
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- ...and we reserved judgment.
- ♪ The necklace ♪
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- But I was starting to wonder...
- ♪ All kinda reckless, I flexed it ♪
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...as a generation so unwilling
to be defined or constrained
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by other people's rules,
why did we give ourselves so many?
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♪ Call her Lexus ♪
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Take my crew, for example.
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We had a rule for everything...
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outfit check-ins
to avoid dressing alike,
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texting "Good morning"
as soon as we woke up,
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never, ever, ever letting
our phones die,
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and, of course,
group approval on all photos.
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Guys, can we get a picture, please?
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- Yeah. Okay, hang on.
- Thank you.
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- Let me fix my hair.
- Wait, but make sure I look cute.
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♪ Neiman Marcus' shawty and I
ain't window shoppin' ♪
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♪ 2K on my feet,
yeah, 2K, I be kickin' game ♪
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- You gotta Facetune.
- Make me look good.
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ZOEY: Yeah, I got you.
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Oh, wait, guys. There is
a kickback at Hawkins.
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- Who's in?
- No, pass.
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Nothing sadder than a bunch of dudes
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who couldn't even score at last call.
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- I'm so in.
- I'm out.
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- We're out, too.
- Yeah, we have early track practice.
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I guess I'll just head back
home to Hawkins, then.
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♪ Going hard on a... like Major Payne ♪
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♪ Say my name ♪
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After I take you guys back home,
like the gentleman
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- I was raised to be. Right.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Come on.
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Wait. Why is everyone being so lame?
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I'm down. I'm just gonna text Luca.
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♪ The necklace ♪
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♪ All kinda reckless, I flexed it ♪
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♪ K-Keep the change,
yeah, you heard me correctly ♪
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♪ If she sleek and foreign,
call her Lexus ♪
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Hey, everyone has their
location tracking on, yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, uh-huh.
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♪ I just check her wish list ♪
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♪ O-Only thing I'm here for
is perplexin' ♪
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Thank you.
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To be clear, most of
these rules went unspoken...
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we weren't crazy.
But we all knew the drill
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and, for the most part,
acted accordingly.
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♪ Makin' plays ♪
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♪ I be makin' plays ♪
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♪ Makin' plays ♪
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♪ I be makin' plays ♪
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♪ Makin' plays ♪
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♪ I be makin' plays ♪
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♪ Makin' plays ♪
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♪ I be makin' plays ♪
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Come on.
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♪ Makin' plays ♪
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- ♪ Eat good like buffets ♪
- Whoo!
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♪ ...weight ♪
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♪ ...don't amaze ♪
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♪♪
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Damn... Doug is here without Jazz?
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[Text messages chime]
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♪♪
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Okay, what do I say? Am I good?
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Yeah, no, I-I-I'm totally good.
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I am goody good. I am Mr. Goodbar.
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In fact, I am Meagan Good
riding in a Goodyear Blimp
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with Cuba Gooding Jr. and Sr.
in the back bumping Goodie Mob.
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♪♪
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[Sighs] This is bad.
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This is really bad.
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new every day ♪
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♪ I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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- ♪ I'm grown ♪
- ♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ What is sober? ♪
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♪ I got problems ♪
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♪ I just wanna sit and blaze ♪
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♪ Count my funds while gettin' brain ♪
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[Sighs] Do I tell Jazz Doug's here?
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That's what a good friend
would do if her girl's dude
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is doing something he's not
supposed to be doing, right?
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Or... Or will it just start
unnecessary drama?
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I don't know. Damn it.
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♪ I just wanna sit and blaze ♪
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♪ Count my funds while gettin' brain ♪
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I know exactly what to do...
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♪ Went through Hell, fought
my demons, grab the product ♪
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...text people
who know exactly what to do.
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Guys, Doug is here at the kickback.
What do I do?
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He doing anything Sus?
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No, he's chill.
There's like a five-foot radius
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from any girl's ass.
But he's here and without Jazz.
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ANA: Well, he does live there.
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- Does Jazz know?
- IDK.
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That's why I'm texting you guys.
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- You should tell her.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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But he isn't doing anything wrong.
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I don't want to start dramz.
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He's breaking the co-ed kickback rule.
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- Isn't that wrong?
- That's their rule, not the rule.
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If it's Jazz's rule, that makes
it your rule by proxy.
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♪ Ego boast, salute or shoot ♪
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♪ I ain't givin' up my shoes ♪
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He just said "'sup" to me.
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Doesn't sound like guilty behavior,
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but I'm gonna need eyes on this.
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Ugh, hold on.
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♪ Do your dirt, make sure
you got the bond, ah ♪
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♪ What is sober? ♪
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♪ I got problems ♪
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♪ I just wanna sit and blaze ♪
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Well, see? He's not talking
to any girls or anything.
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But he's also still wearing his chain,
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which means he's not going
to sleep anytime soon.
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Maybe it's his sleep chain.
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[Cellphone chimes]
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Guys, come on. My battery's low.
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♪ I done came, saw, and conquered ♪
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♪ Went through Hell, fought my demons ♪
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Hey, dude, you got a charger?
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Not now, Zoey. I'm working.
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So, like I was saying,
I just really think Ja Rule
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and the Fyre Festival
deserve a second shot...
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Yo, good to see you, bro.
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Oh, wait. Doug just got up.
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Maybe he's leaving.
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Please, God, let him be leaving.
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If he leaves, then this definitely
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stops being my problem.
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Does it, though?
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Yes.
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Yo, I'll be right back.
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- No.
- No, don't do it. Don't do it.
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FML. He's actually taking shots.
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He's turning up the turn up.
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Dude, my phone's about to die,
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and I still don't know
whether to tell Jazz.
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What do I do?
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No.
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And Luca. Shoot.
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♪♪
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[Sighs]
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♪ I'ma do my thing coast to coast ♪
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♪ Way before the team had the glow up ♪
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Excuse me.
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Sorry to interrupt, but we
received a noise complaint.
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OFFICER MIDDLETON: Yes, who's in
charge here?
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That would be me.
I am the R.A. on duty, my brothas.
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I want to say sorry about
the noise, Officers. Honestly.
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Uh, see, Hawkins
is the black dorm on campus,
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so we decided to spend our,
uh, evening fraternizing
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with our fellow black students,
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celebrating our black
excellence, you know?
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We do it for the culture.
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- Hey.
- My dudes!
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- Doin' it for the culture.
- Got to respect that.
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Thanks, guys.
You know, um, blue lives mat...
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Whoa, whoa, no. [Clears throat]
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But we do want
to thank you, guys, honestly,
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- for being so cool about this.
- No doubt.
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We just wanted to congratulate you guys
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- on your dope-ass turn up.
- Mm.
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And give you this dope-ass
ticket for the noise violation.
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Go on and take it, yep.
You'll need to appear
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before the dean in
the morning, my brotha.
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- Wait, what?
- Carry on... quietly.
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What...
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But the culture.
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So I screwed up, and I let my phone die,
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but everything is gonna be fine.
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Luca is an understanding guy.
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I'll just explain what happened,
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and we'll spend the rest
of the night making love
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like one of us is dying.
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Okay.
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Dude. Seriously?
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Or he'll say, "Dude. Seriously?"
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Luca, I am so sorry. My phone just died.
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You hate when my phone dies.
But it's cool.
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No, it was just...
I-I was texting Ana and Nomi
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about the whole Doug-and-Jazz
situation, and... [Beeps]
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- Oh, so your phone didn't die.
- No, it did, like,
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right in the middle of all of the drama.
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And I-I saw your text.
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It was just, like,
so much was happening.
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So you saw my text, read it,
and then ignored it.
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No, no. Like, I-I swiped up
and dismissed them
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'cause I-I wasn't even
thinking about it like that.
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So you dismissed them
and didn't think about it?
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- Hot.
- No, that's not what I mean.
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You know that's not what I mean.
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Luca, why are you being
so extra right now?
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I'm here, and you have
my undivided attention.
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[Cellphone chimes]
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That probably wasn't important.
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- [Cellphone chimes]
- That either.
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- [Cellphone chimes]
- Or that one.
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That wasn't important.
Not as important as thi...
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I should just check.
I should just check.
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Just... Let me just check.
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[Cellphone chimes]
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- What the hell?
- You know what?
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You are being mad extra
right now. Do you.
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I'm gonna watch "The Price is
Right" with headphones.
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Babe, just wait like one sec.
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[Cellphone chimes]
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♪♪
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Great, so not only is Luca pissed at me,
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but apparently in the 20 minutes
my phone went dark,
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all hell broke loose with my girls.
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Zoeyyy... hello? Did you decide
what you're gonna do?
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Yeah, you don't wanna piss Jazz off.
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Piss Jazz off about what?
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Um, can y'all stop lighting me up?
I'm trying to sleep.
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Ana! You replied to
the wrong group text!
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- No, no.
- What?
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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♪♪
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What the hell, Ana?
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- Is this your first time texting?
- JAZZ: I don't know, Zoey.
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Is this your first time
doing some snake-ass shit?
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Ooh, hey, girl, hey.
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Nah, Zoey. I want an explanation.
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You know, I don't know, and I-I'm sorry.
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I-I didn't know what to do,
and, technically,
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it didn't seem like Doug
was doing anything wrong.
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So I didn't want to start
unnecessary drama.
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You don't think going behind my back,
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texting about me
for 42 minutes is drama?
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You know, in my defense,
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42 minutes sounds like
a gross exaggeration...
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It's actually extremely accurate.
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Nomi sent me a screenshot.
248
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♪♪
249
00:09:32,718 --> 00:09:34,952
So, Nomi sent a-a screenshot
of our... our group chat,
250
00:09:34,988 --> 00:09:38,522
which was private,
which should've included Jazz.
251
00:09:38,557 --> 00:09:40,724
So thank you for forwarding that along.
252
00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,593
All right, I was just
trying to clarify things
253
00:09:42,628 --> 00:09:45,396
- after Ana's dumb mistake.
- Uh, no, you weren't.
254
00:09:45,431 --> 00:09:47,398
You were just trying to cover your ass
255
00:09:47,433 --> 00:09:50,067
while kissing Jazz's
because you're scared of her.
256
00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:51,735
- Yeah, there. I said it.
- Pbht!
257
00:09:51,771 --> 00:09:53,804
- Your secret's out.
- Why the hell are you scared of me?
258
00:09:53,839 --> 00:09:55,406
[Chuckles nervously]
259
00:09:55,441 --> 00:09:57,574
I don't think we should be
making this about me,
260
00:09:57,610 --> 00:09:59,777
because Zoey is the one
who started this whole thing.
261
00:09:59,812 --> 00:10:01,378
Zoey pulled us all into it.
262
00:10:01,414 --> 00:10:03,880
So, everyone, let's focus
our attention on Zoey.
263
00:10:03,905 --> 00:10:05,204
- Zoey Johnson.
- No, no, no.
264
00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:06,618
'Cause this is not just about her.
265
00:10:06,619 --> 00:10:08,251
You guys are supposed to be my girls,
266
00:10:08,287 --> 00:10:10,153
and you all are supposed
to have my back.
267
00:10:10,189 --> 00:10:11,922
How many other group-text thingies
268
00:10:11,957 --> 00:10:13,290
do you have going on about me?
269
00:10:13,326 --> 00:10:15,559
Jazlyn, don't play the victim here.
270
00:10:15,594 --> 00:10:18,295
Don't act like you didn't start
a text about Zoey the other day.
271
00:10:18,323 --> 00:10:20,989
- Wait, what?
- Okay, so now we're just blasting people
272
00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:23,233
- for blast's sake?
- Hold on. What was being said about Zoey?
273
00:10:23,268 --> 00:10:24,635
That you're too damn smiley.
274
00:10:24,670 --> 00:10:26,136
You're always walking around,
teeth all out.
275
00:10:26,171 --> 00:10:27,838
Ain't nothing in the world
that [bleep] funny.
276
00:10:27,873 --> 00:10:29,272
[Laughs] That's pretty funny.
277
00:10:29,308 --> 00:10:31,308
There you go again, kissing Jazz's ass,
278
00:10:31,343 --> 00:10:33,609
- you little kiss-ass.
- All right, bitch, learn how to text.
279
00:10:33,645 --> 00:10:35,578
Bitch, don't be sending
screenshots like that.
280
00:10:35,613 --> 00:10:37,513
- It was one screenshot.
- Why are we arguing with each other?
281
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,749
Exactly. You started all of this.
282
00:10:39,784 --> 00:10:40,783
This is ridiculous.
283
00:10:40,819 --> 00:10:42,185
If you're gonna be mad at anyone,
284
00:10:42,221 --> 00:10:43,686
be mad at Doug.
285
00:10:43,722 --> 00:10:46,522
Why would I be mad at Doug?
He didn't do anything wrong.
286
00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:48,191
He lives there.
287
00:10:48,227 --> 00:10:50,026
But he was... But I did?
288
00:10:50,062 --> 00:10:51,094
ALL: Yes.
289
00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:55,999
Okay, I'm done. These people are insane.
290
00:10:56,034 --> 00:10:58,201
I'm friends with insane people.
291
00:10:58,237 --> 00:11:05,641
♪♪
292
00:11:05,677 --> 00:11:08,010
ZOEY: I couldn't figure out
how one kickback
293
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had exploded into such a disaster.
294
00:11:10,482 --> 00:11:12,615
Everyone was pissed at each other
295
00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:14,350
and especially at me.
296
00:11:14,386 --> 00:11:16,886
And I had no idea how to fix it.
297
00:11:16,921 --> 00:11:19,989
So I slapped some white strips
on my big, happy teeth
298
00:11:20,024 --> 00:11:22,692
and I tried to just go to sleep
and forget about it.
299
00:11:25,263 --> 00:11:26,962
Obviously, that plan failed.
300
00:11:26,998 --> 00:11:29,298
♪♪
301
00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:31,834
They say "Never go to sleep angry,"
302
00:11:31,870 --> 00:11:35,838
but what happens if you
just never go to sleep?
303
00:11:35,874 --> 00:11:42,511
♪♪
304
00:11:42,546 --> 00:11:44,413
[Exhales sharply]
305
00:11:48,519 --> 00:11:50,920
Not one "Good morning" text.
306
00:11:50,955 --> 00:11:56,591
Not even from Luca.
Or an accidental nude from Ana.
307
00:11:56,627 --> 00:11:59,228
This is worse than I thought.
308
00:11:59,263 --> 00:12:00,595
All right, you know what?
309
00:12:00,631 --> 00:12:01,997
[Sighs]
310
00:12:02,033 --> 00:12:04,433
This just means that I, Zoey Johnson,
311
00:12:04,468 --> 00:12:06,468
have to be the bigger person.
312
00:12:06,503 --> 00:12:08,391
♪♪
313
00:12:08,415 --> 00:12:10,141
Good morning?
314
00:12:12,910 --> 00:12:16,010
I'll just give them a... a minute.
315
00:12:16,046 --> 00:12:17,011
Yeah.
316
00:12:17,047 --> 00:12:19,948
♪♪
317
00:12:19,983 --> 00:12:21,015
[Ding!]
318
00:12:21,051 --> 00:12:23,785
[Sighs]
319
00:12:23,821 --> 00:12:25,754
[Water running]
320
00:12:25,789 --> 00:12:32,894
♪♪
321
00:12:32,930 --> 00:12:34,429
What's happening?
322
00:12:34,465 --> 00:12:36,865
I'm actually starting
to freak out right now.
323
00:12:38,435 --> 00:12:41,436
Yes, but, Dean Telphy, is
a ticket completely necessary?
324
00:12:41,472 --> 00:12:42,704
We're in college.
325
00:12:42,739 --> 00:12:44,172
Students are bound
to turn up from time to time.
326
00:12:44,207 --> 00:12:45,340
I'm aware of that,
327
00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:47,307
and I've been doing
my research on you kids.
328
00:12:47,343 --> 00:12:49,376
Been reading a lot of
young-adult material...
329
00:12:49,411 --> 00:12:52,947
Y.A. is a genre of literature,
not a rapper.
330
00:12:52,982 --> 00:12:54,482
Common mistake.
331
00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,851
And according to the entire
"Sweet Valley Twins" series
332
00:12:56,886 --> 00:12:59,086
with the obvious exception of volume 14,
333
00:12:59,121 --> 00:13:01,337
we can all agree that your body's
334
00:13:01,384 --> 00:13:02,422
going through some changes.
335
00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:05,092
That is 100% false, so...
336
00:13:05,127 --> 00:13:08,529
As a resident adviser and
a representative of Cal U,
337
00:13:08,564 --> 00:13:10,798
I have to hold you to a higher standard.
338
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,566
Hold up. "A representative of Cal U"?
339
00:13:12,602 --> 00:13:15,369
I signed up to be an R.A. to get
a break on my housing, man.
340
00:13:15,404 --> 00:13:17,872
Yeah, sure, I figured I'd
have to replace a few keys,
341
00:13:17,907 --> 00:13:19,806
maybe talk a Nigerian kid down
from his first high,
342
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:22,041
but I did not sign... What are you...
343
00:13:22,076 --> 00:13:24,410
I just didn't sign up to be
a Cal U representative, okay?
344
00:13:24,445 --> 00:13:27,413
In addition to housing,
you also get a food plan,
345
00:13:27,448 --> 00:13:30,316
priority class registration,
and a small stipend.
346
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:33,085
Yes, a very small one compared
to the amount of work that I do.
347
00:13:33,121 --> 00:13:36,890
I am the R.A., the therapist,
the janitor, the landlord.
348
00:13:36,925 --> 00:13:38,725
You know, what's next, sharecropping?
349
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,594
This isn't about
your farming aspirations.
350
00:13:41,630 --> 00:13:43,429
I constantly get complaints
from employees
351
00:13:43,464 --> 00:13:45,498
telling me that they're
overworked and underpaid,
352
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:46,766
but at the end of the day,
353
00:13:46,801 --> 00:13:48,134
everyone has to play their position.
354
00:13:48,169 --> 00:13:50,202
So play your position or you're out!
355
00:13:50,238 --> 00:13:52,972
♪♪
356
00:13:53,008 --> 00:13:54,439
[Chuckles]
357
00:13:54,474 --> 00:13:56,408
Did you... You felt that?
358
00:13:56,443 --> 00:13:58,977
That was my first time
being authoritative like that,
359
00:13:59,013 --> 00:14:00,679
'cause I... I'm usually happy and not...
360
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,180
You know, I stay lit all the time.
361
00:14:02,215 --> 00:14:04,182
So I don't, you know,
just be mad like that,
362
00:14:04,217 --> 00:14:05,450
but did you feel that?
363
00:14:05,485 --> 00:14:07,218
I just... Can I go home?
364
00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:10,923
So, not only had no one responded
365
00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:12,991
to my "Good morning" texts...
366
00:14:13,027 --> 00:14:14,459
What?!
367
00:14:14,494 --> 00:14:16,294
...but they'd all also apparently
368
00:14:16,329 --> 00:14:18,129
logged off of location tracking.
369
00:14:18,165 --> 00:14:19,598
Oh, my God.
370
00:14:19,633 --> 00:14:21,867
I am legit stressing out now.
371
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,936
We're at DEFCON 1.
372
00:14:23,971 --> 00:14:25,537
[Sighs]
373
00:14:27,207 --> 00:14:30,675
Oh, Sky, thank God, a sane person.
374
00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:32,477
Can you believe all this drama?
375
00:14:32,512 --> 00:14:34,679
Everyone's acting,
like, completely crazy.
376
00:14:34,714 --> 00:14:36,381
Um, what are you doing?
377
00:14:37,684 --> 00:14:40,285
- Talking to you.
- Zoey, I find it strange
378
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,620
that I even have to explain this to you.
379
00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:45,457
If Jazz is pissed at you,
I'm pissed at you.
380
00:14:45,492 --> 00:14:47,024
- Mm.
- There's a hierarchy.
381
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,826
Chicks before dicks,
382
00:14:48,861 --> 00:14:51,529
depending on the dick,
and family over everything.
383
00:14:51,565 --> 00:14:54,332
But Jazz has no good reason
to be pissed at me.
384
00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:56,167
- I made a mistake.
- Doesn't matter.
385
00:14:56,203 --> 00:14:58,168
I actually don't even know
what all this craziness
386
00:14:58,204 --> 00:14:59,636
- is about, so...
- What?
387
00:14:59,671 --> 00:15:02,005
So you're mad at me
a-and don't even know why?
388
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,373
I don't need to know why.
389
00:15:03,409 --> 00:15:05,509
Squeeze first, ask questions last.
390
00:15:05,544 --> 00:15:07,711
You know what it is, Zoey.
391
00:15:07,746 --> 00:15:11,180
I definitely do not "know what it is."
392
00:15:11,216 --> 00:15:12,716
Well, I just...
393
00:15:12,751 --> 00:15:15,151
Okay, just gonna...
394
00:15:15,186 --> 00:15:16,452
Great.
395
00:15:16,488 --> 00:15:23,326
♪♪
396
00:15:23,361 --> 00:15:30,166
♪♪
397
00:15:30,201 --> 00:15:32,736
You know what? I'm making
a new rule for myself:
398
00:15:32,771 --> 00:15:35,805
I don't have to deal with this crap.
399
00:15:35,841 --> 00:15:37,206
[Sighs]
400
00:15:37,242 --> 00:15:40,744
So they want to ice me out
for not following their rules.
401
00:15:40,779 --> 00:15:42,310
Well, screw that.
402
00:15:42,346 --> 00:15:44,146
Zoey Johnson doesn't get iced out.
403
00:15:44,181 --> 00:15:46,882
I do the icing, and I am sick of living
404
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,550
by their random, arbitrary,
405
00:15:48,585 --> 00:15:51,854
applying-to-some-but-not-all,
stressful A.F. rules.
406
00:15:51,889 --> 00:15:54,256
I was done with the location tracking,
407
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:56,291
the group texts, the social media,
408
00:15:56,326 --> 00:15:58,460
FaceTuning Ana's butt, all of it.
409
00:15:58,495 --> 00:16:00,228
I didn't need anybody.
410
00:16:00,264 --> 00:16:01,630
[Cellphone rings]
411
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:05,067
Hey, Luca. Hi. Yeah.
Thanks for... Hello?
412
00:16:05,102 --> 00:16:07,102
Hello? No.
413
00:16:07,138 --> 00:16:09,638
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
414
00:16:09,674 --> 00:16:11,439
Not again. Not again.
415
00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:12,874
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
416
00:16:12,909 --> 00:16:14,976
Does anybody have a charger, by chance?
417
00:16:15,011 --> 00:16:16,544
Anybody? Sir, do you have a charger?
418
00:16:16,579 --> 00:16:17,945
- Mnh-mnh.
- [Exhales sharply]
419
00:16:17,981 --> 00:16:20,197
- Ma'am, I will pay you for a charger.
- No, no.
420
00:16:20,222 --> 00:16:21,083
Please.
421
00:16:21,084 --> 00:16:23,751
No. [Breathing heavily]
422
00:16:23,787 --> 00:16:26,087
Does anyone have a charger?
423
00:16:28,424 --> 00:16:30,257
No. What's happening?
424
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,793
Oh, God... I can't breathe...
425
00:16:31,828 --> 00:16:35,129
[Breathing heavily]
426
00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:38,132
I don't wanna die in
a shorts/boots combo.
427
00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:41,435
[Breathing heavily, heart beating]
428
00:16:43,124 --> 00:16:46,085
[Sighs] So, the good news is
429
00:16:46,148 --> 00:16:48,241
your girl only had a panic attack.
430
00:16:48,296 --> 00:16:50,819
The bad news is...
there's a 9 in 10 chance
431
00:16:50,913 --> 00:16:53,647
everyone at Cal U has HPV.
432
00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:57,336
Uh, Zoey, your identical
twin brother is here.
433
00:16:57,371 --> 00:17:00,324
Oh, hey.
434
00:17:00,349 --> 00:17:02,620
What you doing here?
435
00:17:02,644 --> 00:17:04,183
Well, you went ghost again,
436
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:06,034
so I kind of used
your location to track you.
437
00:17:06,054 --> 00:17:08,054
- So you're stalking me.
- Chill.
438
00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:09,556
I mean, your phone hung up
439
00:17:09,591 --> 00:17:10,824
and you weren't answering my texts,
440
00:17:10,859 --> 00:17:12,459
- so I knew something was wrong.
- Hmm.
441
00:17:12,494 --> 00:17:14,447
'Cause, obviously, your phone
wouldn't just die again.
442
00:17:14,472 --> 00:17:17,764
- That would be crazy.
- Actually, my phone did die again.
443
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,133
I'm sorry. I've just been really sucking
444
00:17:20,168 --> 00:17:23,337
at everything as of late...
an irresponsible phone owner,
445
00:17:23,372 --> 00:17:25,030
a bad girlfriend,
446
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,491
a really, really shitty friend...
447
00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:29,170
- Oh, God, I feel it happening again.
- [Heart beating]
448
00:17:29,195 --> 00:17:30,762
- What's happening again?
- Panic attack.
449
00:17:30,814 --> 00:17:33,247
The doctor said they're really common.
450
00:17:33,282 --> 00:17:35,115
Everyone's doing it. New wave.
451
00:17:35,151 --> 00:17:36,684
Yeah, you wanna tell me what happened?
452
00:17:36,719 --> 00:17:39,253
Well, just been really overwhelmed,
453
00:17:39,288 --> 00:17:41,689
and everybody's mad at me.
454
00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:43,257
I just don't get it.
455
00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:45,392
You know, we want to act like
we're all free and liberated,
456
00:17:45,428 --> 00:17:48,896
but we have all of these rules
about everything
457
00:17:48,932 --> 00:17:51,398
and I can't keep up, you know?
458
00:17:51,434 --> 00:17:54,836
It's putting me in the...
the literal health center.
459
00:17:54,871 --> 00:17:56,471
These rules are driving me crazy,
460
00:17:56,506 --> 00:17:58,739
and I just don't know why
we do it to ourselves.
461
00:17:58,775 --> 00:18:00,741
I mean, sometimes people use rules
462
00:18:00,777 --> 00:18:02,276
to feel like they're in control.
463
00:18:02,311 --> 00:18:04,512
But we are in control.
464
00:18:04,547 --> 00:18:06,246
I mean, are we?
465
00:18:06,282 --> 00:18:08,449
'Cause last night when you
were at your boy's kickback
466
00:18:08,484 --> 00:18:09,816
and I couldn't get ahold of you...
467
00:18:09,852 --> 00:18:12,619
I low-key didn't feel in control, so...
468
00:18:12,654 --> 00:18:15,622
Wait, is that why you were mad
about the whole phone thing?
469
00:18:15,657 --> 00:18:19,093
Because of, uh, Aaron?
470
00:18:19,128 --> 00:18:23,263
I mean... [clears throat] whatever,
it's probably just stupid.
471
00:18:23,299 --> 00:18:25,632
I'm just... I'm just happy
you feel better, you know?
472
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:28,035
Thank you. I feel better.
473
00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:29,870
- Hope so. [Clears throat]
- Hmm?
474
00:18:29,905 --> 00:18:32,039
Now, um... [clears throat]
I'll be, uh...
475
00:18:32,074 --> 00:18:34,341
[Chuckles]
I have no reflexes in that knee.
476
00:18:34,377 --> 00:18:35,976
No, no, your knee's broken.
477
00:18:36,012 --> 00:18:38,479
[Humming]
478
00:18:42,183 --> 00:18:44,884
So I thought about what Luca said.
479
00:18:44,919 --> 00:18:46,652
Giving ourselves all these rules
480
00:18:46,687 --> 00:18:49,055
wasn't about trying to
control someone else.
481
00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:52,525
It was about managing our
own fears and insecurities,
482
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,860
and it made a lot of sense.
483
00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:57,030
My failure to tell Jazz about Doug
484
00:18:57,065 --> 00:18:58,931
had tapped into her insecurity,
485
00:18:58,966 --> 00:19:01,234
a friend not having her back.
486
00:19:01,269 --> 00:19:03,969
So I decided to reach out and apologize
487
00:19:04,005 --> 00:19:05,938
the way a real friend should.
488
00:19:05,973 --> 00:19:10,109
♪ You know I hate to fight, you know ♪
489
00:19:10,145 --> 00:19:12,545
And in the interest
of not breaking another rule,
490
00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:15,980
this text was gonna include everyone.
491
00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:18,783
Hey, guys, this is a blanket apology
492
00:19:18,818 --> 00:19:21,153
for the mess I seem to
have gotten us all into.
493
00:19:21,188 --> 00:19:23,555
I really am sorry.
494
00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:25,590
And going forward, I can't promise
495
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,825
I'll perfectly follow
each and every rule,
496
00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:30,929
but I can promise to try
and be a better friend.
497
00:19:30,964 --> 00:19:34,766
And maybe eventually we can
stop leaning on all these rules
498
00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:37,169
and start putting our trust
in each other.
499
00:19:37,204 --> 00:19:39,404
♪ And I'm right here thinking 'bout ♪
500
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,606
♪ Here thinking about you ♪
501
00:19:41,641 --> 00:19:44,609
ANA: Love you, Zo.
502
00:19:44,644 --> 00:19:47,112
NOMI: I'm sorry, too. XO.
503
00:19:47,147 --> 00:19:50,814
SKY: I'm trying to take a nap.
504
00:19:50,849 --> 00:19:52,516
ZOEY: Ooh, sorry.
505
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:56,087
Jazz, you alive?
506
00:19:56,114 --> 00:20:05,188
♪♪
507
00:20:07,351 --> 00:20:09,913
♪ I'm swervin', I'm really urban ♪
508
00:20:09,952 --> 00:20:11,639
Thank you very much. Have a nice time.
509
00:20:11,687 --> 00:20:13,261
Right this way, man.
510
00:20:13,286 --> 00:20:15,473
- Oh, uh, definitely free for you, ladies.
- Thank you.
511
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:16,598
You can just go right in.
512
00:20:16,623 --> 00:20:19,182
Definitely gonna need $10 each.
Thank you.
513
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:21,451
You guys have a good time.
Drinks are extra.
514
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,453
Over there.
515
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,789
Savage, bro. You know
comping girls is all I got.
516
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:27,958
Dude, I'm trying to make this
money. What are you doing?
517
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,692
Here we go. Watch this.
518
00:20:29,727 --> 00:20:30,826
[Chuckles]
519
00:20:30,861 --> 00:20:33,796
What's going on, my brotha?
Good to see you.
520
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:35,898
Oh, you want me... All right.
521
00:20:38,169 --> 00:20:39,735
Good doin' business with you, my bro.
522
00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:41,670
Hey, we are all just trying
to play our positions.
523
00:20:41,706 --> 00:20:42,705
Am I right?
524
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,807
Hey. [Chuckles] For the culture.
525
00:20:44,842 --> 00:20:46,699
Yeah, for the culture.
That's what it is.
526
00:20:46,724 --> 00:20:48,123
[Both chuckle]
527
00:20:48,148 --> 00:20:51,812
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