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Eve? How did you find me?
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- [SCREAMS]
- What is she like? Helene?
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Why not just ask Villanelle?
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PHIL: Do you believe in God?
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I have faith that
I'm not as shitty inside
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as some people think I am.
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I'm trying to show you
I've changed.
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Maybe I've changed.
Have you thought of that?
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Just dunk me!
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YUSUF: The funeral home
Rhian Bevan's body was taken to.
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EVE: Do you know Helene?
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Someone has been
hunting down and killing
members of The Twelve.
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That means they know
a damn sight more
than we do.
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Stop meddling.
You'll be arrested,
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and put in prison for
a long, long, long time.
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Vlad.
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Hello, traitor.
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[GASPS]
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[GRUNTING]
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Oh. I didn't kill you.
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Found her!
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So, what happens now?
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I lead you to salvation.
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[BIRDS SQUAWKING]
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[MAN 1 SCREAMING]
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MAN 2: Tell us what you know!
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[SCREAMING]
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MAN 1: I've nothing to tell.
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[SPEAKING FRENCH]
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[SPEAKING FRENCH]
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MAN 2: Does anyone here know
if this man speaks the truth?
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Come on! Fess up!
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[SPEAKING FRENCH]
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MAN 2: Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for visiting
the Tower of London.
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[MOBILE RINGING]
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YUSUF: Have you got the tracker?
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EVE: Yes.
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YUSUF: Don't lose her.
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I guess I 've never known
anyone in my life
who really challenges me.
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But maybe you'll be different.
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[MOBILE DINGS]
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[WOMEN LAUGHING]
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[MOANING AND KISSING]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[TYRES SQUEAL]
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[ENGINE HISSING]
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BARBARA: How much longer
are we gonna be here?
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PHIL: I'm sure we'll be
moving soon, Barbara.
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Okay. Question number 45,
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on what day did God create
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creatures who swim in the sea
and fly in the sky?
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Question number 46.
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Who killed Sisera
by stabbing him
in the head with a tent peg?
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Ouch!
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Question number 47.
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In John 11:35, Jesus wept.
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Why did he weep?
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Clue, it's not because his coach
broke down on the N4.
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I have something
I'd like to say.
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Okay. Is it about the quiz or...
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"There shall be
more joy in Heaven
over one sinner that repents
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"than over 99
righteous persons
that need no repentance. "
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Luke, Chapter 15.
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Thank you, Nelle.
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Okay, can you please
all pass your sheets
to the front?
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Okay, so to avoid
a repeat of last year,
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I've decided to
allocate you your tents,
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so if you can please
try and stick to your own.
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Barbara...
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[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
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Just leave it!
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[♪ ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪
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He wants you gone.
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He knows something happened
between you and the daughter,
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he just doesn't know what.
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What are you doing here?
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What do you mean
what am I doing here?
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I'm here to guide you,
remember?
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I'm your spiritual guru.
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Er, first piece of advice...
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[SPITS]
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... don't eat the weird
camping food.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Come.
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You want to know why
I look and sound like you?
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Don't deny it,
I can see into your brain.
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Come.
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Everyone experiences me differently.
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I appear to some as an angel,
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to some as a voice
in the clouds,
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to some as a burning bush.
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But for you, I'm you in drag.
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Does that make sense?
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Yes.
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You and I both know
how well you're doing.
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Your goodness is really
starting to "pop".
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You just need to
convince him of it.
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You can't let him
stand in the way
of your transformation.
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He doesn't believe in me.
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Ah, he's just
threatened by you.
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Make things right
with the daughter,
and the vicar will follow.
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Go on.
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Go get them, tiger!
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Whoa...
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Knock, knock.
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And behold,
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the dove returned to Noah
with a freshly plucked
olive branch in her beak.
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You have to use
your imagination.
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I need to finish unpacking.
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Let me help you.
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I know you're scared of me.
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You tried to kill me.
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- Yet you're still alive.
- So you admit it?
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That's not the point.
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The point is I,
I didn't kill you!
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What does that matter?
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You tried to drown me
but it's fine because
you didn't finish the job?
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- It matters, okay?
- I don't understand.
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I'm a bad person
who's trying to be good.
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You know when one person
thinks you're evil,
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everyone else
starts to think it.
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And after a while,
you start to
believe it yourself.
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That's why it matters
that you're still alive.
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It's working.
I'm getting better.
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And it's all thanks to
being around people like you.
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[DOOR BEEPS AND OPENS]
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[EVE SIGHS]
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Pack your bags, baby.
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I'm taking you to Paris.
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What is this?
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I know we agreed this is
gonna be a casual arrangement,
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but, I'm really starting
to feel, you know...
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Whoa! What are you doing?
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I told you before
this even started.
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No overnight stays,
no presents, no mini-breaks...
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I'm joking! Jesus!
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So the data from
the tampon tracker came back.
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Helene lives in
Champ de Mars in Paris.
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Why didn't you just say that?
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Give it...
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Can you see?
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[EVE SIGHS]
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Paris...
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I thought we could spend
a couple of days
doing reconnaissance.
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We can stake out her house,
we can track her movements
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and get a real sense
of how she operates
on her ground.
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Or I could just knock
on the front door.
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Or you could just knock
on the front door.
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Yeah, why didn't I
think of that?
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You know, you really were
wasted behind that desk at MI5.
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Isn't it time for
one of your meal breaks?
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How do you know
she won't just kill you?
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I mean, The Twelve, they've
probably got your mug shot
up on the wall, right?
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"Axe murderer, refuse entry."
156
00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:11,240
Hey, I'm just trying to inject
a little know-how
into your revenge.
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00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:14,640
Well, what if your know-how
isn't the only know-how
worth knowing?
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You know what you are?
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You're like one of those people,
they adopt a lion cub.
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They're like "Oh, no,
we have a connection,
it would never hurt me!"
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And then, it rips
their stupid head off.
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Wait, I'm not saying
that you're stupid, I'm just...
Where are you going?
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For a second opinion.
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Oh, a second opinion...
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[♪ ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪
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[BARBARA LAUGHING]
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MAY: I want to
show you something.
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Won't your dad be angry?
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Probably.
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BARBARA: Oi!
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Barbara, okay.
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[MAY SIGHS]
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Are you going to kill me now?
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00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:48,280
No, I'm going to save you.
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There is something
all coiled-up in you
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and it's stopping you
from being who you want to be.
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There's only one way
to uncoil it.
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[SCREAMS]
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00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:10,240
You try, Nelle, let yourself go!
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[MAY SCREAMS]
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VILLANELLE VISION: Oh!
You did it!
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00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,600
She's totally into you again!
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00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:23,800
What's the matter?
Aren't you pleased?
185
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,720
No, I'm really pleased.
186
00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,720
You want to spin with me?
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It's a little juvenile for me...
Are you kidding?
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Of course I do!
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[SCREAMS]
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[PANTING]
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[GATE CREAKING]
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- Hey.
- Oh, hey, this, erm...
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This is for meeting me
last minute, thank you.
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[CHUGGING]
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00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,960
[GROANS]
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00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,360
I can't take alcohol
into a secure unit.
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00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,800
So what did you want to ask me?
198
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,240
I've got five minutes
until my cannibal.
199
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,000
How do you get
what you want out of them?
200
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,640
You mean my patients?
201
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,080
Yeah, but the really
dangerous ones,
202
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,360
not the one-hit-wonders.
203
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,120
Eve, what I "want out of them"
is to help them.
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00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,360
Oh, please. Go on.
205
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,720
Okay, uh, generally,
206
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,840
people only talk if
they think they're getting
something in return.
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00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,680
Work out what they want
and then give it to them.
208
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,560
Or appear to give it to them.
209
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,440
So, if I know the person
wants to be challenged,
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00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,840
I should just go ahead
and challenge her?
211
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,400
Just knock on her door,
so to speak?
212
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,320
A direct approach might work,
but I wouldn't recommend it.
213
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:19,240
If there's a problem, I have
a personal alarm and two nurses
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00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:23,720
and a decade of experience
protecting me from them.
215
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,200
Well, maybe I'm more
of a "them" these days
than I am a "you".
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00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,800
Thanks for your help.
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00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,520
How is Villanelle?
218
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,320
Oh, you know.
219
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,600
She's a Christian now.
220
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,320
Is that possible?
221
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,200
Human beings
like to believe in change.
222
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,160
But what do you think?
223
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,600
I think reinvention
is a form of avoidance.
224
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Don't get eaten.
225
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,960
[WATER SPLASHING]
226
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How's the midlife crisis going?
227
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,400
Swimmingly.
228
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,880
There will be a proper debrief
in due course.
229
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But first, we require
a little co-operation.
230
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,240
I'm sorry for this.
231
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Don't be. If I were
in your position,
232
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I'd be hooking
my nipples up to electrodes.
233
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,960
I'd forgotten
what an awful flirt you are.
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VLAD: Shall we?
235
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,800
She visits a sex club
in Swindon once a month.
236
00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,800
Very good.
237
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,960
She has a birthmark,
238
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,680
in the shape of a donkey
on her left buttock.
239
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,320
Indeed, an arse on her arse.
240
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,120
VLAD: Anything else?
241
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,400
She's also addicted to opiates.
242
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,920
And the last one.
243
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,840
This one is
a self-serving egotist
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00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,440
who thinks solely
with his nether regions.
245
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,080
He's prime for a honey-trapping.
246
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,160
Is that all you want from me?
247
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For now.
248
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,880
In that case, I want
a new passport,
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access to whatever files
I haven't seen
250
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and an office
that doesn't smell of dysentery.
251
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[CHUCKLES]
252
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We wouldn't even let you
into the building,
let alone give you an office.
253
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,120
Is that right?
254
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,560
You defected, Carolyn.
255
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,200
To help you smoke out
The Twelve, Vlad,
256
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,440
like you've always wanted,
like I've always wanted.
257
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,920
But now I want it slightly more
258
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,000
because one of them
ordered the death of my son.
259
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,840
I hear what you're
saying, but...
260
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,320
Forgive me.
261
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,560
People here don't like rats.
262
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,920
It's for your safety
more than anything.
263
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,680
Once this new information
comes good,
264
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,760
we'll set you up
with all the resources you need.
265
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,800
May, a word?
266
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,240
Where have you two been?
267
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,520
I took Nelle to the clearing.
268
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,600
You missed Capture the Flag.
You've always loved that game.
269
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,400
Yeah, well, people change.
270
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,360
Well, can't you see that's
what I'm worried about?
271
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,200
I think he's really
warming to me.
272
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,320
He's such a hypocrite.
273
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,480
He doesn't want me
to be around you,
274
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,480
but he's not
so different himself.
275
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,080
[SCOFFS] Me and him?
276
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,240
The same?
277
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:10,200
You think you've done
some bad stuff, but...
278
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,360
But what?
279
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,600
I shouldn't say.
280
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,960
It's not fair for you
to have to keep his secrets.
281
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,480
Jesus would want you
to be honest.
282
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,240
He killed my mum.
283
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,960
Er, say that again.
284
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,640
He tells everyone that
"Mary died in a car crash".
285
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,360
But he leaves out
the most important part.
286
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,200
He was the one who was driving.
287
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,560
He was the one who was drunk.
288
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,760
Please, you can't tell anyone.
289
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:58,600
Of course not.
290
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,080
[MAY SOBBING]
291
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,680
[GROUP LAUGHING]
292
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,560
Am I Hitler?
293
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,360
ALL: Yes!
294
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,720
Who did this?
295
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,600
It's just a game, Nelle.
296
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,640
Ah!
297
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,200
[CHUCKLES]
298
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,080
Okay.
299
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:30,960
Okay, well, now
it's my turn to write one!
300
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,080
PHIL: Yes!
301
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,120
Yeah.
302
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,800
It's Bible themed.
303
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,160
So you're going to love it!
304
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,760
- [GROUP CHEERING]
- Yes!
305
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,240
PHIL: It's what we like!
306
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,440
Okay.
307
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,760
Am I a man?
308
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,160
GROUP: No.
309
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,240
No?
310
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,080
Am I alive?
311
00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,320
GROUP: No.
312
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,200
Am I a contemporary of Jesus?
313
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,480
GROUP: Yes.
VILLANELLE: No.
314
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,520
No. Actually...
315
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,480
Did... Did I say Bible-themed?
316
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:13,920
GROUP: Yes.
317
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,520
I meant Phil-themed.
318
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,640
Phil-themed?
319
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,160
Yes.
320
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,720
Nelle, what are you doing?
321
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:28,160
No, it's okay, May.
It can be about me,
if that's what Nelle wants.
322
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,520
At least she's taking part.
323
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,920
Er, okay, Nelle.
So, it's me-themed.
324
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,760
Is it someone I know?
325
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,040
Knew.
326
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Am I my mother?
327
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,160
[GROUP LAUGHING]
328
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,960
No.
329
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,520
Am I our old cat?
330
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,280
Do you want a clue?
331
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,440
You were killed unlawfully.
332
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,920
I don't know anyone that
was killed unlawfully...
333
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,720
Oh, think a bit harder.
334
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,520
Do you give up?
335
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,360
The answer is
336
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,760
your dead wife
337
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:27,200
who you killed in a car crash
when you were drunk.
338
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,360
Yeah.
339
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,160
Better luck next time.
340
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,040
I'll get the sausages.
341
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,440
That was not
what we discussed.
342
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,520
Did you see his face?
343
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,480
[GASPS MOCKINGLY]
344
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,720
Don't ever do something
without running it
past me again,
345
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,960
or I will smite you!
346
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,120
[SIGHS]
347
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,680
I can't be mad at you.
348
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,400
[LAUGHS]
349
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,360
You know, if you hadn't
called him out,
I would've had to.
350
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,560
No, we can't have
murderers as vicars.
351
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,680
Er, you can't?
352
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:25,880
I didn't mean you.
353
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,200
- Oh.
- You're fine.
354
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,600
You're not pretending
to be perfect.
355
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,800
Now, you've been naughty, sure.
356
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,560
But he, has a really
nasty streak.
357
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,840
You know, I once took
the devil out of a man
in Gerasa
358
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,720
and put him into
a herd of pigs.
359
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,720
People loved it.
360
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:50,520
And guess what?
They're going to love you too.
361
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,920
You've saved them from
the evil in their midst.
362
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,760
Don't worry!
I'm back!
363
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,640
What's the matter?
364
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,880
Did someone get murdered?
365
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,920
[CHUCKLES]
366
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,280
Okay...
367
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,200
You, Malala, unpack these.
368
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,240
You get some more wood
for the fire.
369
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:25,920
You, put some music on.
Huh? This is supposed to fun.
370
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,480
I knew you was bad inside.
I saw it from the beginning.
371
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,600
Nobody cares
what you think, Barbara.
372
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,200
MAN: I do.
373
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,320
Did you not see what happened?
374
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,320
I, er... I cast out a demon.
375
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:46,880
He's not the demon.
It's you who should go, missy.
376
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,120
GROUP: Yes!
377
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,560
Why are... Why are you
defending the vicar?
378
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,280
He killed his wife
and then he lied about it!
379
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,600
Whatever he did,
it's in the past.
380
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,000
It's the man he is today
we care about.
381
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,600
[GROUP AGREEING]
382
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,280
What about the woman I am now?
383
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,320
Do you know how many times
I've won Parishioner
of the Week award?
384
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,560
Cos you invented it!
385
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,320
GROUP: Yeah!
386
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,280
There's a saying in my family.
387
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,520
You can put a wig on shit,
but it still stinks of shit!
388
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,480
You said they'd love me!
389
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,600
A rat, for a rat.
390
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,760
YUSUF: How many toilet breaks
do you think you're
gonna need, a day?
391
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,480
I'm doing a rota
for the stake-out.
How many toilet breaks?
392
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,440
You're loving this,
aren't you?
393
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,560
YUSUF: Aren't you?
394
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,720
I might not come out of this.
395
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:08,400
I'm gonna give you four,
in case of nervous poos.
396
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,440
EVE: When we get there,
I want to have steak.
397
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,000
YUSUF: Steak!
398
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,760
I thought you wanted
to eat steak.
399
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,040
I did.
It's overdone.
400
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,160
YUSUF: Okay, what is going on?
401
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,080
On the way here you were
all Dragon Tattoo and now,
you're what, you're, Eeyore?
402
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,520
Can we just get the bill?
403
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,760
You are not going to die.
404
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,400
We are not even
going to go near her.
405
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,280
This is just a recce.
406
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,520
And I really know
what I'm doing.
407
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:01,800
Yusuf, please.
408
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,320
[EXHALES]
409
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,800
[YUSUF SPEAKING FRENCH]
410
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,960
Have you taken
the steak knife?
411
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,880
- What? No, of course not...
- Show me your bag.
412
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,520
- No!
- Show me it.
413
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,680
- No, I...
- I'll take a look.
414
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,040
No! No, no, no...
415
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,080
- Eve...
- Stop it. No!
416
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,400
YUSUF: Okay. [SCOFFS]
417
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,120
You wanna do it your way?
418
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,240
You want to knock on
that door, without knowing
what's on the other side,
419
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,920
and you think that this
is gonna protect you?
420
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,960
Well, it has before.
421
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:46,520
[CLATTERS]
422
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,440
Eve, you want to hunt down
The Twelve,
423
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,320
you wanna kill the top brass,
424
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:53,560
you wanna die while doing it,
you have my support,
one hundred percent.
425
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:58,840
But this way, you will die
before you even get close.
426
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,920
Gotta hold something back
for what's to come.
427
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,680
Let's get out of here.
428
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,200
[WAITER SPEAKS FRENCH]
429
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,680
Right, thanks, I'll get it.
430
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,120
I'll get it.
431
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,880
- I will get it.
- We will split it.
432
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,880
[VLAD AND CAROLYN LAUGHING]
433
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,440
It's worse for me.
434
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,400
It probably...
435
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,240
Now Marina thinks
I'm just a terrible cook!
436
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,360
Oh, yes, I forgot.
437
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,080
I've brought you, a present.
438
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,760
A present?
439
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,680
What have I done
to deserve this?
440
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,840
It had infiltrated
my kitchen cupboard.
441
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,440
[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
442
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,400
A little light intimidation.
443
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,960
You know my people
wouldn't be doing their jobs
correctly without it.
444
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
So has my information
proved useful?
445
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,080
Partially.
446
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,080
Please, tell me.
447
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:27,600
How can someone be
partially blackmailed?
448
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,920
Well,
449
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,440
the child with the floppy hair,
he has fallen hard
for his honey-trap...
450
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,880
What are you keeping
from me, Vlad?
451
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,800
Don't try and outsmart me.
You haven't got the neurons.
452
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:43,600
Mmm.
453
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,280
The woman with the ass
on her ass,
454
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,560
she was found dead
about an hour ago.
455
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,040
She hanged herself.
456
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,400
Fortunately, her children
weren't there.
457
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:07,920
[GASPS]
458
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:11,720
Well...
459
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,240
- These things happen.
- Hmm.
460
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,720
Drugs ruin lives.
461
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,120
Mmm.
462
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,280
[EXHALES]
463
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,520
If the waiter comes,
I'm going to have the veal.
464
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,440
Excuse me just a moment...
465
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,760
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
466
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,960
[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
467
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,680
Come to get this?
468
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,160
Actually, I've come
to cook you dinner.
469
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,160
But I'll take it.
470
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,600
What are we having?
471
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,560
Shepherd's pie.
472
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,120
Where are your knives?
473
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,040
Ah!
474
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,040
You want to know
how I knew it was a tracker?
475
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,280
I don't use applicator tampons.
476
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,720
I've never understood
women who can't insert
477
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,160
their own fingers
into themselves -
478
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,520
Ah!
479
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:02,880
[EVE GASPS]
480
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,040
Ooh, let me see.
481
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,080
Ooh.
482
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:14,560
[GASPS]
483
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,120
I feel rude
you cooking me dinner
484
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,760
when I hardly know
anything about you.
485
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,560
Tell me about yourself.
486
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:25,160
I like holidays, dogs,
long walks on the beach.
487
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,680
And?
488
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,280
And I want to
bring down The Twelve.
489
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,120
I want to cut the head
off the monster.
490
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,120
That's wonderful.
491
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,720
I like all of those
things too.
492
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,880
And guess what?
493
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,600
I also want to cut
the head off the monster.
494
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,040
Really?
495
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,480
Amazing isn't it,
when you find someone
you can really connect with?
496
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,160
It's so rare!
497
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,440
- But you're one of those...
- So?
498
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,960
So why would you want
to destroy them?
499
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,160
[BEEPING]
500
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,520
Oh.
501
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,160
So this is what you're into.
502
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,840
Torturing your way
through The Twelve,
503
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,400
picking them off one by one.
504
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,000
I don't usually do
the torture myself.
505
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,920
This is a special treat.
506
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,520
Does it hurt?
507
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,360
Only if I let it.
508
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:35,880
[GASPS]
509
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:40,480
Don't move.
510
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,080
I've only got lobster tail.
511
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,320
You don't have to do this alone.
512
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,720
Who's at the top?
513
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,840
I'll tell you after dessert.
514
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,680
[CHLOE SPEAKING FRENCH]
515
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,920
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
516
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:31,400
Chloe, this is
my new friend Eve.
517
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,960
Eve is the best
bedtime storyteller
in the world.
518
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,160
Would you like her
to read you a story?
519
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:42,960
[CHLOE SPEAKING FRENCH]
520
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,280
HELENE: She won't let you go
until you've done it.
521
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,440
She's got her mother's
determination.
522
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,320
Oh, come on,
don't ruin the moment.
523
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,480
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
524
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,640
Who's at the top?
525
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,560
If you're so up for a challenge,
work it out yourself.
526
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,920
You're right.
527
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,520
[SPEAKS FRENCH]
528
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:50,400
Hey, hey!
What it is you want
to do exactly?
529
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,200
I'll tell you
after dessert sometime.
530
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,080
[DOOR OPENS]
531
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:27,520
MAY: I didn't see what you saw.
I saw something, something good.
532
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,680
PHIL: And now?
533
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,440
MAY: And now I don't think
anyone could love her.
534
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,080
I think she's the devil!
535
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,600
[PHIL SCREAMING]
536
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,920
[MAY SCREAMING]
537
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,440
MAY: Help!
538
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,160
[SCREAMS]
539
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,080
VILLANELLE VISION: There, there.
540
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:23,720
Come on.
541
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,640
Don't hate yourself.
542
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,360
You were the perfect
little lamb.
543
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,200
A shepherd like me
couldn't have...
544
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:42,240
[GRUNTS]
545
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,520
Very good.
546
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,600
You really got me.
547
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,200
No one else could've done it.
548
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,880
I thought I could do it.
549
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,640
Oh, baby.
550
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:04,640
You didn't stand a chance.
551
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,520
Hmm.
552
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,000
[THUDS]
553
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,560
[VILLANELLE VISION SCREAMS]
554
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,760
[STABS]
555
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:22,960
[LAUGHS]
556
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,120
[CACKLING]
557
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,440
[VILLANELLE VISION GRUNTING]
558
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,640
[GRUNTS]
559
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,400
[STRAINING]
560
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,720
[CACKLING]
561
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,560
Oh, don't stop now.
562
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:49,640
Huh?
563
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,920
Come on, finish the job!
564
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,240
[TENT FLAP UNZIPPING]
565
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:58,200
Boo-hoo!
566
00:39:58,240 --> 00:39:59,640
[TENT FLAP ZIPPING]
567
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,040
CAROLYN: Three suspected members
of The Twelve murdered so far.
568
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,520
All of them by sadistic torture.
569
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,520
Interesting. Continue.
570
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,360
Helene is as clueless
as we are.
571
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,080
EVE: She is
torturing each member
to get to the next.
572
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,640
I killed two people last night
573
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,440
after I really tried
really hard not to.
574
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,200
Salud.
575
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,520
Women are so much
worse than men.
No one told me.
576
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,120
We'll have a bottle.
577
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,040
WOMAN: Is there anything
you'd like to tell me?
578
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,320
Things are difficult.
579
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,760
You scare off the customers.
580
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,960
I feel like shit.
581
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,280
All of the time.
582
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,840
Chubby bangers!
583
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,360
Special treat for Mr Big Boss.
584
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,520
VILLANELLE: Hi.
585
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,080
I need help.
586
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,120
I barely had a chance
to wash my bed.
587
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,440
Villanelle's in my room.
588
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:17,520
YUSUF: What?
589
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,640
EVE: I think she's killed again.