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Eve! Eve! Eve!

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- Ohhhhh!
- Darling, what is it?

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- I can't!
- Oh, my God, darling!

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Wake up, it's okay.

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It's okay! I-I...

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Baby! It's okay.
Wake up, wake up!

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What was it? Was it... Was it...

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I fell asleep on both my arms.

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Oh. Oh, they're coming back now.

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Oh.

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Jesus, my heart.

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You freak.

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- I'm sorry, it was scary.
- Yeah. It was.

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Oh, Jesus! My head.

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What time did we leave last night?

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It all ended when you and Bill sang
A Whole New World.

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Oh, yeah.

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No one could follow that.

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Well, at least we have
the whole weekend...

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Ugh.

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- Oh. Oh, my God.
- Happy Saturday.

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- You were superb last night.
- Thank you.

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What's going on?

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Did you get me a croissant?

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No. Do you want the rest of this?

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Of course I want the rest of that.

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So why are you so perky?
You left after I did.

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I went for a run this morning,
then I ate some coal.

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Apparently it's a thing. I feel great.

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Okay, from what I can eavesdrop on,

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a Russian sex-trafficking politician

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- has been murdered in Vienna.
- Oh, no.

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Why are they crying about it here?

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- Don't know.
- Was it a contract kill?

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- I don't know.
- You really earn your money.

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- I don't know what we do here.
- Get me a croissant.

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Right. Everyone's in there with Frank.

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- God.
- And... Oh, Lord.

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- It's Carolyn Martens.
- Who?

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MI6 Russia Desk.

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I'd nail a cousin
to work with that woman.

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- Stone-cold badass.
- I'll put in a good word.

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Please don't. You're the late one.

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Professional.

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Where did you get that?

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Okay. Thank you all for
giving us your Saturday.

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Turns out people are still
murderous bastards on the weekend.

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This is Carolyn Martens,
head of the Russian desk.

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- You've met Bill Pargrave.
- Hi.

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And his late assistant.

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Eve Polastri. My apologies.

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They assess and provide
diplomatic protection

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for visitors to the UK
and will be your liaison.

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It was Bill's birthday party last night.

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They don't normally look this sweaty.

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It was just a spontaneous thing.

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Mm-hm.

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Good morning.

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There's been an assassination in Vienna.

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Victor Kedrin was a Russian politician
visiting Austria last week.

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He was not a popular man.

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But he had
an unfortunately high profile.

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Yesterday, Kedrin was
coming out of a sushi restaurant

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near Stephansplatz with his
girlfriend Kasia Molkovska.

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Somehow,
about 50 yards from the restaurant,

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the assassin sliced
Kedrin's femoral artery with a blade

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without him or his girlfriend noticing.

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He was bleeding for
about a minute before he collapsed.

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Cool.

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His girlfriend is the only witness
but she fled the scene.

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Interpol traced
her here to the UK.

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She was picked up in
Hammersmith this morning

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and needs protection.

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- 20 quid it was a woman.
- Sorry?

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Sorry. Nothing.

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We'll be sure to sort it.

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Was there any CCTV of the killer?

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No. No, as far as we know
it was just a blind spot.

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Thank you for your... time.

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I imagine the girl is,
erm, quite traumatized.

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She's the only witness.

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Surround her with humans, will you?

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I said it was probably a woman.

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Victor Kedrin was a misogynist
and a sex trafficker.

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He may not have considered
a passing woman a threat.

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She must have been able to get close.

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Thank you. Thank you, Eve.

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She said, "Eve."

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Congratulations.

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Give me the rest of that or I'll fire you.

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I want to meet that witness.

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- If I'm right...
- No. Not your job.

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Get her secure and get her some clothes.

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Please don't make this a thing.
I'm feeling very fragile.

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I'm telling you, it's a woman.

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Happy birthday, Bill.

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It was just a bit of karaoke, Frank.

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Oh.

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Merci.

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Wow.

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Beautiful.

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Villanelle?

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Villanelle.

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I can see you breathing.

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- Meerh!
- Argh!

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Oy!

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- I got you!
- Yes.

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- A bit, admit it. A tiny bit.
- A tiny bit, yes.

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- Were you scared?
- No.

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- Did you think I was dead?
- No.

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Would you be sad?

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Of course.

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Oh! Your face.

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I got you.

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- How was Vienna?
- Good. Quick.

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- But I'm tired.
- Of course.

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Do you want to stay and watch a movie?

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No, I can't. I'm sorry.

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They want me to give you this.

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- Bonus?
- Yes.

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- Because I'm sensational.
- Oh, yes. Of course.

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And they want you to do another job.

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When?

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We know it's a tight turnaround. Tomorrow.

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- All information is on there.
- Sure.

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Tuscany will be beautiful right now.

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- You want to come?
- No.

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Well, can I take someone else?

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I just want someone to play with.

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You play in Tuscany.

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And we will watch a movie
when you come back.

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You don't mean that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Ohhh.

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Nice face.

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That looks terrifying.

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Does it burn?

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No, it strips your stomach
so you can't feel anything.

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Oh, cool.
So, her name is Kasia Molkovska.

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And we'll need two officers on each shift.

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Oh, Jesus. That's gross.

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Where do they want her overnight?

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Don't know.

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They haven't transferred her
from the station yet.

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- Really? Hammersmith?
- Mm-hm.

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So she's still there?

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Yeah. Apparently she's
a bit of a character.

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Okay, um...

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You know, I'm gonna
pop down there quickly.

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Why?

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No reason.

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Get those officers
assigned to her and I'll sign off.

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- Did we sing Disney?
- Yes.

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Damn.

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Where are you going?

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- To the bathroom.
- Done the report?

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- Mm-hm.
- Okay. Good work.

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Now... cough up.

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- What?
- 20 quid.

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CCTV from Vienna turned up.
It was a bloke.

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What? Since the meeting?

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- Yeah. Frank just said.
- No, he said...

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- 20 quid.
- Have you seen it?

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- Of course not.
- Why not?

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Stop it! There's a difference
between thinking it was a woman

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- and wanting it to be a woman.
- Who's a woman?

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You'll get the rest when I see the tape.

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I'm going to try to throw up.

187
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I suggest you do too.

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I wanna see that CCTV.

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- What was that all about?
- Nothing.

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I'm going to the station.

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- Why?
- Just don't tell Bill.

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You're the best. I love you.
You're amazing. Goodbye.

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Bye.

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I'm sorry. She's unintelligible.

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- She's mainly swearing.
- She's had a hell of a night.

196
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I just need to know
if she's aware of anyone

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who might wanna harm her
while she's in the country.

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Poor thing.
Can someone get her a tea?

199
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Max?

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Has she mentioned Vienna

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or anything about her boyfriend's killer?

202
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I think she's saying that they
were drunk or she's drunk now.

203
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She mentioned a plank of wood.

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Was it tall or... dark?

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God, I'm sorry.

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Ask her if it was a man or a woman?

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Does anyone in the department
speak heroin Polish?

208
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No, I mean, I'm serious.

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You know, uh, Max,
we need to get her to a facility.

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Thanks.

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- Oh, you speak Polish?
- Uh, no. My husband is Polish.

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You know, I've just
picked up a couple of phrases.

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Thanks, Max.

214
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What did she say?

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"Get your arse into bed."

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Sorry.

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00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,821
- I wasn't flirting.
- Mmm.

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How are you?

219
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Oh, I thought you'd be straight to bed.

220
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Oh, I'm soldiering through.

221
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It's a great turn-out.

222
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:41,292
Yeah. Bunch of animals!

223
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,501
Wanna play?

224
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,628
Oh, with a gin and tonic, definitely.

225
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Uh, I need to steal Dom for a minute.

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- Dom?
- Mm-hm.

227
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Should I be jealous?

228
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Always be jealous.

229
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I need you too, don't worry.

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Right, I'll get him.

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- Whoa, she's flying.
- Yeah.

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The translator couldn't
get anything clear out of her.

233
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You recognize anything, Dom?
It might be teenage polish.

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- What do you need?
- Uh, just the description

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of the person she saw
while she was on the street.

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Here she goes. Tall. Dark...

237
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If I say to you... "ale decha,"
what does that mean?

238
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Erm... what?

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What do you think? Ale decha?

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I don't wanna comment, but...

241
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I mean, they're lovely, but...

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- Say it.
- Ale decha is... small breasts.

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- Flat-chested. Like a plank.
- Oh, my God!

244
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See, this kid is using slang
your Ethel wouldn't be familiar with.

245
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Your killer was a...
a small-breasted psycho. Apparently.

246
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Excellent translating work.

247
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Hey. Uh. Hi.

248
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I was counting on you not having a life.

249
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,206
Wait, why are you still at the office?

250
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,083
My sister and her arsehole baby
are staying with me

251
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while she goes for interviews.
I get more sleep here.

252
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,461
What do you want from me?

253
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,923
Can you pull Margit Polsen
from the registry

254
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,843
and any other active female assassins
under the age of 45?

255
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,595
Okay. Hold on.

256
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,014
I got Margie. Go.

257
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,100
Uh, how big are her tits? Breasts.

258
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,436
Okay. I know you're into assassins

259
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,230
but I refuse to talk
about them in this way.

260
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,899
- They're people too, you know?
- Elena!

261
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,359
Massive. She appears to have

262
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,903
massive, pendulous breasts.

263
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,113
Is that doing it for you?

264
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:37,116
Thank you. Are there any others on file?

265
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,702
There are just two more on record.

266
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:40,744
I'm just pulling them up.

267
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:44,957
Um, Katrina Voltrinski and Wendi Helmsen.

268
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,418
- What's this about?
- Oh, they're both dead.

269
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,211
Are there any alerts up for new ones?

270
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:51,672
No.

271
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,258
Okay. Thanks.

272
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,510
And don't tell anyone I asked for that.

273
00:18:56,510 --> 00:19:00,514
Of course. All our hotlines
are completely confidential, madam.

274
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,516
Piss off. Thank you.

275
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,642
All right.

276
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:27,726
Oh...

277
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:54,605
Nonno!

278
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:20,792
Argh!

279
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:05,629
Nonno!

280
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,648
Nonno!

281
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:53,510
Oh.

282
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,722
Do you want cheese on it?

283
00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:59,933
Uh, no. Uh, yes. Yes, please.

284
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,993
- Hey.
- Hey.

285
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,953
Ah.

286
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:21,288
- Jesus.
- Uh-huh.

287
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,749
All that from a tiny puncture.

288
00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:25,792
- It's so awful.
- It's impressive.

289
00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:27,836
And... awful. Yeah.

290
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:28,962
Dinner?

291
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,672
How would you kill me if you could?

292
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:34,009
Um, I don't know.
Push you down the stairs?

293
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,678
No, seriously.
They'd come for you immediately.

294
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:39,723
I don't know.
Flatter you to death.

295
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:43,310
Okay. How would you kill me?

296
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:47,272
I'd paralyze you with saxitoxin
and suffocate you in your sleep.

297
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,608
Chop you into the smallest
bits I could manage,

298
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:52,527
boil you down, put you in a blender

299
00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:53,820
then take you to work in a flask

300
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,739
and flush you down a restaurant toilet.

301
00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,409
You've really thought about that.

302
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:01,578
- Smart, huh?
- Very.

303
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,831
- Sexy?
- Hugely.

304
00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:07,501
- Do you want supper?
- Ooh. Yes. Thank you.

305
00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:09,586
- Okay. Love you.
- Love you.

306
00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:18,845
Bin.

307
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:41,576
Do you wanna have sex?

308
00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:42,619
Sure.

309
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:52,587
You know, someone
is lying about the CCTV.

310
00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:53,713
Bill?

311
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:56,550
No.

312
00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:58,134
What did he say about the recording?

313
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,097
I didn't tell him.

314
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:07,769
I need to get more.
And I need her consent to record... her.

315
00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:10,689
- How bad have you been?
- Really bad.

316
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:11,940
You're in the wrong department.

317
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,025
- Yes.
- You should have been a spy.

318
00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:15,902
Exactly. Thank you.

319
00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:25,370
Sorry. Sex.

320
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:28,373
- I'm actually knackered.
- Oh, good.

321
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:29,499
Okay.

322
00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:38,633
Can I get Dom's number?

323
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:41,553
What?

324
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:49,102
Afternoon, everybody.

325
00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:54,733
Do you think
you could excuse your guests?

326
00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,613
Au revoir.

327
00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:12,167
Three days ago, one of Moscow's
most controversial politicians

328
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,002
was found professionally murdered

329
00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:16,338
in a pretty street in Vienna.

330
00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:19,174
Very good.

331
00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:23,386
The murder took place in a CCTV blind spot.

332
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:24,596
Also good.

333
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,140
The politician's girlfriend

334
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:30,101
was reportedly with him while he died.

335
00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:31,394
Fine.

336
00:29:31,394 --> 00:29:33,605
And was not harmed.

337
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,023
Not so good.

338
00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:38,193
She is currently in London
where she will be interviewed

339
00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,987
as a principal witness to the murder.

340
00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:42,030
Bad.

341
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,075
Which will take place tomorrow.

342
00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:46,326
Very bad.

343
00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:50,580
Have you had a haircut?

344
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,833
- Yes.
- Hmm.

345
00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,837
Your train leaves in an hour.

346
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:02,926
So keep the job tidy, uh?

347
00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:05,387
Your fancy hairpin is all over the press.

348
00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:08,014
Don't worry. I got another one.

349
00:30:08,014 --> 00:30:09,808
- It's not funny.
- It was a bit.

350
00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:12,894
They won't catch me.

351
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,064
- They might.
- They won't.

352
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:18,566
- No, listen, they might.
- They won't.

353
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:21,111
Make it look like suicide.

354
00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:25,740
First class.

355
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:27,534
Of course.

356
00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:33,957
- Let's swap.
- Sure.

357
00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:40,505
Oh. Your wife is an artist.

358
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:41,965
She's a control freak.

359
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:49,180
- Can I eat this cold?
- Yeah. Just don't tell Niko.

360
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,266
- How is he?
- He's really well.

361
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,728
He's really nice.

362
00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:56,604
- He's really well.
- Okay.

363
00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:58,023
Is that what you've been
wanting to talk about?

364
00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:00,358
You've been weirdly casual all morning.

365
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:01,609
I don't wanna talk about that.

366
00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:03,069
Spit it out.

367
00:31:03,069 --> 00:31:05,488
You've got as long as this pie lasts.

368
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,366
Okay.

369
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,869
The Kedrin assassin was a woman.

370
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,203
- Oh, my God!
- I interviewed the witness

371
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:15,457
- and she confirmed it.
- I'll give you the 20 quid to shut up.

372
00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:17,333
- There was CCTV.
- No, no, no, no. See...

373
00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:18,835
There wasn't any CCTV

374
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:21,254
until after I suggested
it might be a woman.

375
00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:23,423
Did you just say
you interviewed the witness?

376
00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:27,469
Eve! What's happened to you?
You're going mad.

377
00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:30,472
Nothing ever happens.
Now this woman is happening,

378
00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:33,141
and either someone
is stopping it from coming out

379
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,351
or someone is too lazy to follow it up.

380
00:31:35,351 --> 00:31:37,020
Are you accusing me of something?

381
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,772
I don't know. Maybe.

382
00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:40,648
Yes. Maybe you're being lazy.

383
00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:41,941
And so what if it is a woman?

384
00:31:41,941 --> 00:31:43,526
Anyway, I don't care if it was an alien.

385
00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:47,655
Yeah, but she's... she's new.
And she's prolific, Bill.

386
00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:48,907
- Look.
- It's not our job.

387
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,825
I've been compiling
these cases for months.

388
00:31:50,825 --> 00:31:52,827
Tuscany yesterday.

389
00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:54,537
Kasia is the only lead we have

390
00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:56,623
and tomorrow morning
she's someone else's witness.

391
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,166
Yes, and they'll interview her

392
00:31:58,166 --> 00:31:59,834
and find it all out for themselves.

393
00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:02,504
- What if they're in on it?
- In on what?

394
00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:08,343
I don't know. I just think... it's weird.

395
00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:12,347
Our job is weird, but it's also boring.

396
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:15,433
I'm... sorry if your
husband is boring you too,

397
00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:17,727
but that doesn't give you
an excuse to go rogue at work.

398
00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:20,939
You could get in a lot of trouble
if I was a serious man.

399
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,732
Trouble's not interested in me.

400
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:25,985
Go to the hospital,
make sure your witness is cozy and safe,

401
00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:29,280
then go home and don't do anything weird.

402
00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:37,997
It's only two or three questions.

403
00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,624
Just say you're her cousin.

404
00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:44,879
I'm with the security team
monitoring Kasia Molkovska.

405
00:32:44,879 --> 00:32:47,841
Last on the left.
Ask for Nurse Watkins.

406
00:32:47,841 --> 00:32:50,510
You can't miss her.
She's in the fun scrubs.

407
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:55,515
Eve Polastri.

408
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,269
Hi. Is Kasia awake?

409
00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:01,688
- She's not fit for interview.
- Oh, no. I know.

410
00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,565
This is a relative of Kasia's.

411
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:05,441
He just wanted to say hi quickly.

412
00:33:05,441 --> 00:33:07,610
Oh, lovely. Okay, uh, just take a seat.

413
00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:08,987
I'll let you know when she's ready.

414
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,113
Great. Thank you.

415
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,077
Is this legal?

416
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,831
It's fine. Wait here a sec.
I'm just gonna pop to the loo.

417
00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,501
We should have brought her
some chocolate or something.

418
00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:28,047
I'll see what I can find.

419
00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:03,750
Are you alright?

420
00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:16,846
Wear it down.

421
00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:37,325
- Hi.
- Where are you?

422
00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:40,912
- On the loo.
- There was no CCTV

423
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:41,788
What?

424
00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:44,082
It's annoying me, but you were right.

425
00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:48,378
We've been bullshat.

426
00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:50,296
Keep that girl safe.

427
00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:12,735
Dom?

428
00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:15,071
Oh, my God!

429
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,991
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

430
00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:20,785
Oh, Jesus! Dom?!

431
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,078
Dom? Oh, my God, Kasia!

432
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:25,331
Oh, God, God, Kasia!
Oh, my God! Oh, Kasia. Oh, Kasia.

433
00:35:25,331 --> 00:35:27,542
Please. Please, stay with me.

434
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:30,128
Somebody help me!
Oh, my God!

435
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,629
Somebody help me!

436
00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:33,798
Kasia, stay with me.

437
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:36,134
Stay with me. No, no.

438
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,761
Danger? Danger?

439
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:43,558
Danger? Danger?

440
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:47,437
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

441
00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:50,690
Oh! Somebody help me!

442
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:51,858
Oh!

443
00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:07,081
If they fire you,
you'd better drag me down with you.

444
00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:08,791
- No, you're not doing that.
- I am.

445
00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:10,335
I've been looking for an excuse

446
00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:12,545
to call Frank a dick-swab for years.

447
00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:13,963
I'm the dick-swab.

448
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,009
I should have requested more security.

449
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:21,679
You had two armed officers.
You did the right thing.

450
00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:27,477
You're brilliant.

451
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,021
Just don't tell them everything.

452
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,481
You'll sound like a nutter.

453
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:38,363
Right. The boy's parents are here.

454
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,699
Apparently,
they thought he was playing bridge.

455
00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:48,164
Have you made your statement?

456
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,878
Well... that one could have gone better.

457
00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:57,882
I don't want to say you only had one job...

458
00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,634
Oh, piss off, Frank.

459
00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:06,766
I don't think you should
speak to me like that right now, Eve.

460
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:09,644
Can you... can you just
tell me what I need to do?

461
00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:16,901
From what I've managed to gather,

462
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:19,904
you have conducted an
illegal investigation.

463
00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:24,075
You've manipulated a witness,
you've put a minor in danger.

464
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,911
- Oh, please.
- Don't interrupt me, Bill.

465
00:37:27,995 --> 00:37:30,873
On top of that, you failed
at your actual job.

466
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:35,586
No doubt because you were
so busy executing your pretend job.

467
00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:38,214
Which, I believe,
was going to earn you 20 quid.

468
00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:42,677
And which you both seem to think is the
most important thing about this case.

469
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,011
The most important thing is that

470
00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:45,179
- I was right about the fact...
- No.

471
00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:46,973
No, the most important thing, Eve,

472
00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:49,934
is that four people are dead
and it's all your fault.

473
00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:05,158
What were you right about?

474
00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:13,416
Kasia described the killer as "ale decha,"

475
00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:15,877
- which means flat-chested.
- How do you know that?

476
00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:18,171
Because I secretly recorded the interview

477
00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:20,256
and brought it home
and asked Dom and my husband

478
00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:21,841
to translate it for me.

479
00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:26,679
You're fired.

480
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:28,681
- You're a dick-swab.
- Oi!

481
00:38:28,681 --> 00:38:30,099
- Sorry.
- Thank you, Bill.

482
00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:32,643
No, I was gonna call you a dick-swab.

483
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:39,609
Clearly there's going to be some
reshuffling in your department.

484
00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:45,072
I suggest you both leave. Immediately.

485
00:38:45,072 --> 00:38:46,407
Your things will be biked to you.

486
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,998
- Just to be clear, Frank...
- You're fired.

487
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,500
Excellent. Thank you.

488
00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:18,439
Eve.

489
00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:20,274
H-Hi.

490
00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:24,153
Is there... anything you need at the shop?

491
00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:26,906
What?

492
00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:28,658
Milk or...

493
00:39:28,658 --> 00:39:29,825
Uh...

494
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,705
Married?

495
00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:35,873
Yes.

496
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,584
You?

497
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,587
A few times, yes.

498
00:39:45,591 --> 00:39:50,096
Uh, it's really nice of you
to come and, whatever this is.

499
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,306
Um, do you want milk?

500
00:39:52,306 --> 00:39:53,849
We think she's been operating

501
00:39:53,849 --> 00:39:56,185
for two years across ten countries.

502
00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,730
She's highly skilled. As yet untraceable.

503
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:02,441
And, frankly, she's starting to show off.

504
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:06,153
When you're feeling perkier...

505
00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:08,447
...I'd like to buy you breakfast

506
00:40:08,447 --> 00:40:11,200
at the Purple Penguin restaurant
by Charing Cross.

507
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,578
Thursday. 9am.

508
00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:15,037
I'll wait for ten minutes.

509
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,501
Right. Buy some milk.

510
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:21,544
Oh.

511
00:40:21,877 --> 00:40:23,754
Or he'll think you're having an affair.

512
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:26,257
Oh, no, I don't think he'd ever think that.

513
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:27,717
They all think we're having affairs

514
00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:29,468
before they think we're secret agents.

515
00:40:29,468 --> 00:40:31,554
Oh, no, I think Niko
would assume I was an agent

516
00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:34,640
before ever thinking that
I was having an affair.

517
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,226
You might want to make him think
you're having an affair, then.

518
00:40:38,644 --> 00:40:40,062
Hope to see you Thursday.

519
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,822
I believe there is a female assassin

520
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operating internationally.

521
00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:36,035
And she's targeted
a number of influential people.

522
00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:38,120
- Who are you?
- Huge question.

523
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Can I show you something?

524
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A woman in London is leading
a department just to find you.

525
00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:45,795
We have to focus
on everything we know about her

526
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in order to get to them.

527
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:49,715
- Well, what do you want to do?
- I want to see your apartment.

528
00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:51,676
Have you got something
you need to get off your chest, Bill?

529
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:55,262
You can't lead a team with assumptions.
It's not how it's done.

530
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You disobeyed me.

531
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