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(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

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(DOOR OPENING)

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Villanelle.

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Finally.

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(SIGHS)

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That guy was
really staring at me.

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HELENE: This is Rhian.

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(DOOR CREAKS SHUT)

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VILLANELLE: Nice collection.

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HELENE: What are you doing?

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Working out how I'd kill you.

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I thought killing wasn't really
your thing at the moment.

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You want to test that theory?

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You're only as
good as your last.

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Go on, tell me.

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How would you do it?

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I don't know, yet.

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(SOFTLY) But it would
definitely involve the tiny chair.

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Sit down.

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Not on that one.

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Show me.

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Your injury.

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Here.

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(WINCES, GASPS SHARPLY)

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(VILLANELLE EXHALES)

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Do you know why I
love you, Villanelle?

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Because you're
an agent of chaos.

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And I love chaos.

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Chaos disrupts.

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It rips apart and starts again.

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It's like a forest fire.

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It burns. It clears.

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It's monstrous,
but it's beautiful.

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You're a beautiful
monster, Villanelle.

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A monster?

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Monstrous people
like you often feel

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like they have to fly solo.

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Like they have to keep
things bottled up inside them.

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Thoughts. Feelings.

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Secrets.

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And that can affect their
ability to be truly monstrous.

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Do you have anything you would
like to get off your chest, Villanelle?

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Has something happened recently?

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I did something
bad to my mother.

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Whatever it is, you can tell me.

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I don't want us to keep
secrets from each other.

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(EXHALES)

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I took a shit in her
shoe when I was three.

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A really big one.

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Give me another job.

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You're injured.

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I'll take Dasha.

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Okay. But success is essential.

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Otherwise, what's the point
of sending you and not Rhian?

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Thank you for the
inappropriate touching.

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It was actually pretty nice.

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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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You wouldn't be
able to, by the way.

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Wouldn't be able to what?

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Kill me before I killed you.

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You're a child.

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You have no idea
what you're dealing with.

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God, you're sexy.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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(EXHALES)

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♪ I don't like your little game

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(EXHALES HEAVILY)

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♪ Don't like your tilted stage

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♪ I don't like you

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♪ But I got smarter

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♪ I got harder
in the nick of time

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♪ Honey, I rose up from the dead

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♪ I do it all the time

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♪ Look what you made me do

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♪ Look what you just made me do

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♪ What you made me do

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♪ No, I don't like you ♪

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Three trips to Waitrose, and
an abortive attempt at hot yoga?

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It's just standard
white person stuff.

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I've been tracking
him for a week,

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and there's nothing to suggest
he's working for The Twelve.

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Unless they've branched out
into, er, groceries and hot Vinyasa.

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Jokes are for people who
do their jobs correctly, Mo.

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So are omelettes.

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Do you want me to
make up evidence?

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No. I want you to uncover the
evidence that already exists,

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which you haven't worked
hard enough to expose.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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I know you're upset about Kenny.

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That we haven't found
out what happened to him.

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Your powers of
deduction are incredible.

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But are you sure Paul's
a member of The Twelve?

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A bottle of Chablis, a
stir-fry kit and a bath bomb.

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What does that say to you?

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That he's planning
a lovely evening in?

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Or that he's trying
to seem that he is.

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Trust me, that vintage
of Chablis is undrinkable.

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Off you go.

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(SIGHS) Another
young person inspired?

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Don't complain. I've
saved you his omelette.

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Villanelle has been promoted.

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Dasha told me as much.

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That should be
our focus for now.

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Oh, dear. You don't
deserve it after all.

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Villanelle is rising
up the ranks.

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She is our best chance
of getting to them.

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Oh, Eve, what a
blinkered approach.

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Do you ever think
of anything else?

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Don't pretend that
I'm the only one.

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You have your own thing
going on with Villanelle.

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For all I know, you
have a direct line.

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Isn't it time you told me?

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What was it you said
to her in that prison?

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I offered her work
and she refused.

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Hmm.

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Good for her.

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Eve, I won't have my
investigation derailed

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by your undiagnosed,

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and frankly, a little
trying messiah complex.

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Wow, wow! I'm the one
with the Messiah complex?

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Carolyn, why did we
start this? Any of it?

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Information.
Intelligence gathering.

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To compile a comprehensive
Filofax of despots, maniacs,

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and extremists, in case we
want to throw a Christmas bash.

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I mean, that's
what we do, isn't it?

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No. It might have
been once, but not now.

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Not after everything
that's happened.

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After everything we've lost.

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Eve, you'd do well to remember,

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heroes only get
the girl in Hollywood.

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(CELL DOOR BUZZING)

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(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

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(DOOR BUZZES)

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(CONTINUES IN RUSSIAN)

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(DOOR OPENS)

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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Is it over? Can we go now?

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Your daughter is
extremely bright.

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(SIGHS) Believe
me, it's a nightmare.

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Getting told, "Go eat
a dick," in Icelandic.

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She's also manipulative.

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Calculating.

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Almost entirely
lacking in empathy.

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Like her mother.

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When I ask her about the accident
involving your ex-wife's partner,

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she said she wished
she could go back in time,

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so she could reverse
back over his body.

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(LAUGHS)

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Kid's imagination, huh, is wild.

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This is not a joking matter.

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Who is joking?

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10% off your first
massage at the Ritz-Carlton.

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Great. The only straight
pencil-pusher in Moscow.

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What do you want?

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You need to take Irina's
symptoms seriously.

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I do take them seriously.

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Look at my face.

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I take them very,
extremely seriously.

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Now, can you
discharge her, please?

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It's not in my power...
You sign for her

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and she walks, right? It
would take us several weeks.

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We have a holiday booked!

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Do you want to sit down?

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(BREATHES SHAKILY) No.

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Your daughter isn't going
anywhere for quite some time.

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She's a very disturbed child.

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(THUDDING)

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EVE: Where is it?

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I know you're in here somewhere!

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Is this one of those moments
we pretend never happened?

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Ew, who recycles boxer shorts?

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(CHUCKLES)

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Will you help me? I don't know.

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I mean, are you going to
tell me why you're in the bin?

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'Cause I don't want to
enable a mental health crisis.

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I'm looking for
my birthday cake.

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You know, I could just give
you money for a croissant.

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It might be easier?
A bit more dignified?

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I obviously don't
want to eat it, Bear.

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I'm... I'm trying to
find the box it came in,

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so I can see the bakery
it was ordered from.

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Right. Right. Got it.

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Oh, my God! (GASPS)

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I found it. (SIGHS IN RELIEF)

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What's this really about, Eve?

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Villanelle sent me that cake.

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Oh, shit.

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Jamie, what happened?

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We got raided.

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By who? Who
raided us? The police.

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They came with a
warrant this morning.

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Something about
Official Secrets Act.

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Something about obtaining
data illegally. I don't know.

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Colluding with foreign
criminals in the dark web.

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Do we do that?
We don't not do that.

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(DRAWER CLOSES)

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Does this mean I'm out of a job?

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Because this is the only
place I've ever worked where

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people don't talk about
me behind my back.

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Yeah, that's what you think.

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(JAMIE SIGHS AND CLICKS TONGUE)

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Honestly, I don't
know what it means.

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I just need a moment
to process this.

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No. No, you don't. We
don't have time for this.

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Bear, do you have your laptop?

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Get it out. We've
got work to do.

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JAMIE: What are you gonna do?

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Google "How to bring down
a global crime syndicate"?

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No. I'm gonna Google a
bakery in North London.

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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

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Bear, don't get involved, mate.

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Why not?

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It's not like I have
a job anymore, so...

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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

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JAMIE: Well, I'm
gonna start drinking.

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(GIRL SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

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This place is amazing.

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Look what someone just gave me.

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It's a shank made
out of a toothbrush.

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Don't take anything from anyone.

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Don't make eye
contact with anyone.

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If someone tries to
talk to you, walk away.

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What are you doing?
You're trying to talk to me.

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Don't wander off.

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There are children
here who would kill you

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and wear your skin as pashmina.

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Oh, my God. Dad...

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I know what you're trying to do.

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Your performance
is way over the top.

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You're like up here
when you need to be here.

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You know, you should
read some Stanislavski.

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I'm not acting.

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Exactly. You're over-acting.

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You need to mobilise
your subconscious.

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Tone all this down
a little. It's too much.

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Listen to me. I am
leaving you here.

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No, you're trying to scare me.

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Standard parent crap.

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You're doing the whole, "If you don't stop
running over your mother's boyfriends",

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"look where you'll
end up" schtick.

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You're so transparent.

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If you hadn't been
so damn stupid,

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we'd both be lying
on a beach right now.

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So you're actually
leaving me here?

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Just for a couple of days.
Then I come back for you.

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You're a liar.

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I have to go to London
and show my face.

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I can't be here.

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You're a liar.

252
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Why are you
making this difficult?

253
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I don't think you understand
the pressure I am under!

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There are so many... Many
balls in the air above my head,

255
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,995
and they're all made of napalm.

256
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,840
I see you in two days.

257
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,054
(SPEAKING ICELANDIC)

258
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,308
(IN ENGLISH) Bastard!

259
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,435
Yes, I'll hold.

260
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,189
I can't believe I'm still here

261
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:43,401
and not halfway to
cirrhosis in a pub.

262
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,570
Er, you're here because
you know she's brilliant.

263
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:50,074
Yes, I know technically, it's not legal to
divulge customer's personal information,

264
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,952
but it's not like
anyone would find out.

265
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,620
You think she's brilliant?

266
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,432
EVE: Maybe I should explain
why this cake meant so much.

267
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,256
You see, not long ago,
my husband was involved

268
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,835
in a serious
accident, and it's...

269
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,504
Hold up. I've... I've
got something here.

270
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,923
Thank God. I had no idea
where I was going with that.

271
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,093
Yeah, coz pitchfork to
the neck is such a cliche.

272
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,846
BEAR: So these are all the
telephone orders made in the days

273
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,598
before the cake arrived.

274
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,642
And you can see the
origin of the calls here.

275
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,311
London, London, London.

276
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,772
Hertfordshire, London,
Essex, Reykjavik.

277
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,400
You know, I lost my
virginity in Reykjavik.

278
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,488
Erm, what?

279
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:32,450
Nothing. Just surprised.

280
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,328
Surprised that it was in Reykjavik,
or surprised that it happened?

281
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,996
Can we get back to it, please?

282
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:43,586
London. Barcelona...
There. Stop there.

283
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,922
Dasha Duzran has been
running Villanelle out of Barcelona.

284
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,131
That's got to be her.

285
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,926
(SIGHS) Erm...

286
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,011
What about recent
activity on the card?

287
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,346
Can you get to that, Bear?

288
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,599
Not legally. Okay.

289
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,267
Do it anyway. (INHALES SHARPLY)

290
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,895
You can't get
raided twice in a day.

291
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,146
It's a rule.

292
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,188
(JAMIE SIGHS)

293
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,405
Okay, looks like it was
used just 20 minutes ago.

294
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,157
Where?

295
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:14,992
Aberdeen.

296
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,461
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

297
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,341
You look ridiculous.

298
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,137
It's my family tartan.

299
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,472
We agreed German.

300
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,266
Germans don't wear kilts.

301
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,269
Yeah. I changed my mind.

302
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,522
So, here we are.

303
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,149
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

304
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,943
You ladies
celebrating something?

305
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:49,985
Yes. No.

306
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,073
My promotion. We
are hereon business.

307
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,496
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

308
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,083
My mother has a
funny sense of humour.

309
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:05,834
(CHUCKLING) Oh.

310
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,129
It's dementia.

311
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,177
Come on, Mother. Hurry up.

312
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,850
(LIFT DINGS)

313
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:27,440
(SIGHS)

314
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,987
(PRESSES BUTTON)
AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors closing.

315
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,865
(DOORS CLOSE)

316
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:39,702
You think you've won, because
you've got your stinking promotion?

317
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,997
I was trying to be modest, but if
you're going to force my hand...

318
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,999
You have not won. I have won.

319
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,209
I have done everything
they asked me to do.

320
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,004
Ever since they first
dumped you on me.

321
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,798
When you had little
mosquito bites for breasts.

322
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,592
And now I get to go home.

323
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,595
(DASHA HUMS)

324
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,556
(LIFT STOPS, DINGS)

325
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,224
(WINCES IN PAIN)
(PRESSES BUTTON)

326
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,143
AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors closing.

327
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,771
You know what's
waiting for you at home?

328
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:11,108
Vodka. Proper Russian
Vodka. (CHUCKLES)

329
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,445
Indifference.

330
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:19,283
Do you think anyone in Russia
cares about a bendy KGB crone?

331
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:26,332
Russia has vegans
now. Did you know that?

332
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,417
You go into a restaurant,
you ask for stroganoff,

333
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:29,919
they're going to
laugh in your face.

334
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,420
So what? So what?

335
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:34,715
So what? I'm not interested
in hero's welcome. No?

336
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,426
And if I want stroganoff,
my son can make it for me.

337
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,388
Ha! You didn't know I had a son?

338
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:43,349
Or maybe I forgot
to mention him?

339
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,726
I'm going to die with my feet up

340
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,312
and my hand held. Whereas you,

341
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,898
you have destroyed any
home you've ever had.

342
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,234
And you're going to die alone.

343
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,987
Does your son
have your halitosis?

344
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,531
(LAUGHS)

345
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,366
Well, you are funny.
I'll give you that.

346
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,701
No, seriously.

347
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:03,994
Can I have his number?

348
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,121
(SNIFFS SHARPLY)

349
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,332
It's such an intoxicating scent.

350
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:11,460
(LIFT DINGS)

351
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,173
(BLOWS)

352
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:18,801
(LUGGAGE DRAGGING)

353
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:21,679
(KEYS JANGLING)

354
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:33,857
WOMAN: Hi. (SCREAMS)

355
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,360
(GRUNTS)

356
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:42,867
What is it with everyone
hiding in the dark?

357
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,386
You want to send
me to an early grave?

358
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,328
I'm so sorry. I...

359
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,080
I thought it would
be a nice surprise.

360
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:50,458
There's no such thing
as a nice surprise.

361
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,878
How do you get in?

362
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,088
Er, you left a key
with your neighbour.

363
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,467
How stupid of me.

364
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,426
Er, here.

365
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,180
(SIGHS) Have some water. (SIGHS)

366
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,268
You look nice.

367
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,310
Oh.

368
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:16,317
I... I feel so stupid now. I...

369
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:20,863
I brought steak and wine. I thought
we could have a proper dinner together,

370
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,699
but maybe I should go.

371
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,117
It's not a great time.

372
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,619
Yeah, I should go. I should...

373
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,371
I should never have, erm...

374
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,291
(STUTTERS)

375
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:36,754
I guess Mom's been
extra difficult recently,

376
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,131
and I just wanted to
get away for a night.

377
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:43,552
I think she's on the verge
of discovering something big,

378
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:47,223
and you know how she is when
she's got the bit between her teeth.

379
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:49,683
Anyway...

380
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,102
Stupid.

381
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,856
What kind of steak?

382
00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:57,899
Er...

383
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,152
Filet mignon.

384
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:04,824
I do like fillet mignon.

385
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,831
You bastard! What?

386
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:13,999
I said I liked it.

387
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,626
Mum said you were
trying to play me,

388
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,128
and I didn't believe
her. (SIGHS)

389
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,547
Can we do this another time?

390
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,007
(SCOFFS) And let you
disappear into the ether?

391
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,176
I won't disappear
into the ether. (SIGHS)

392
00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:26,428
Okay. I will disappear
into the ether.

393
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,722
But you have to
understand, it's not personal.

394
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,099
Not personal?

395
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,767
Shh. Inside voices.

396
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:34,687
I will make as
much noise as I like!

397
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:37,147
Just once, I want
to make a scene

398
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,693
and not be told to "be quiet"
or to "pull myself together,"

399
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,028
or that I'm "being
ridiculous." Fine.

400
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:46,365
Seeking out someone
whose brother has just died,

401
00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:48,284
taking advantage of their grief

402
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:49,994
when they're at
their most vulnerable.

403
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,371
What kind of person does that?

404
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,124
(SIGHS) A shit.

405
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,633
I'm a shit. Okay?

406
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,762
I used you to spy
on your mother.

407
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,015
Happy?

408
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:15,769
I hope you die.

409
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:18,689
That's very possible.

410
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:26,947
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

411
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:37,458
(SNIFFS) I am
going to miss this.

412
00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,379
Looking like a prophylactic
that can't play golf?

413
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,091
Killing people.

414
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:52,097
That feeling you get the
moment before you snuff out a life.

415
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:57,227
When you can see your own
eyes reflected in dilated pupils.

416
00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:01,190
When you can count the
number of breaths they have left

417
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:02,733
on one hand.

418
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:05,027
ROKES: Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

419
00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:06,779
(ROKES LAUGHS)

420
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,713
VILLANELLE: He's
crying out to be killed.

421
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:12,493
Ugh.

422
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,412
I killed so many
Americans in Cold War.

423
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:19,625
You can make giant,
greasy tapestry out of them.

424
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:22,962
They were less fat
then, but just so loud.

425
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,713
(ROKES YELLING IN EXCITEMENT)

426
00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:26,923
(MAN LAUGHING)

427
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,760
ROKES: Whoo! Yeah!

428
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,482
ROKES: Oh, yeah.
You can do it if you like.

429
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:34,765
Kill him?

430
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,183
One of us has to do it.

431
00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,727
If it means so much to
you, you can do it, hmm?

432
00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:41,855
Look at it as my
retirement present.

433
00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:45,526
You have lost it, haven't you?

434
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,112
What? Yeah, you have lost it.

435
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,406
You want me to kill him
because you are afraid

436
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,574
you won't be
able to do it again.

437
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:56,161
Oh, boy. This is priceless.

438
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:58,455
I tell you one thing. I'm
glad that they agreed

439
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,499
to send me home,
before they realised

440
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,334
they had promoted a dud.

441
00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:06,714
Get out of my way, please.

442
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,259
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

443
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,429
(SIGHS)

444
00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:16,097
(INHALES)

445
00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:20,769
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

446
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:26,483
Oops.

447
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,622
I got the train down to
London a couple of years back.

448
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:43,834
Me and the wife are big fans of
true crime walking tours, you see,

449
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:47,046
and if you want to get the most
serial killer bang for your buck,

450
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,673
the capital is the
only place to be.

451
00:25:49,715 --> 00:25:53,010
You know, Jack The Ripper,
Dennis Nilsen, John Christie.

452
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,219
We've done 'em all.

453
00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:56,722
You ever tried one?

454
00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:00,726
What? Oh, er...
No, I don't think so.

455
00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:03,145
Oh, you must. Sure, some people

456
00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:06,482
have a problem with the
glorification of the violence, etcetera,

457
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:09,485
but, me and the wife,
we love it. (CHUCKLES)

458
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:11,463
Not in real life, you
understand. No, no, no, no, no.

459
00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:13,381
We're really very law-abiding...
(PHONE LINE RINGING)

460
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,199
(CHUCKLES) I mean,
I don't even kill spiders.

461
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,243
BEAR: Yup. Bear, am...
Am I in the right place?

462
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:19,328
Erm...

463
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,706
Castle Stuart? Yeah.

464
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:25,268
Are you sure this is the last
place the card was used? Positive.

465
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,105
(GOLFERS TALKING
INDISTINCTLY) DASHA: Hey.

466
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,130
They're coming.

467
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:32,758
(LEAVES RUSTLING)

468
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:38,013
Hey. (MAN LAUGHING)

469
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,058
Hey!

470
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,270
Hi.

471
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:46,980
(SHOUTS) Hey! MAN 1: Who's that?

472
00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:48,857
MAN 2: Pull over here.

473
00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:50,317
Excuse me. Sir.

474
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:53,987
Will you help me get my ball?

475
00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,407
My mother's feeling
unsteady on her feet,

476
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,243
and we don't want to
go into the woods alone.

477
00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,287
Catch you later. Sure.

478
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:05,541
Deal's off. I'm doing this one.

479
00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:11,046
(CHUCKLING) You know,
some girls would stop themselves

480
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:13,423
asking for help from
a man these days.

481
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,342
They do it as a
matter of principle.

482
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,928
Uff! Not me.

483
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:20,430
I was brought up in a
family where men were men'

484
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,142
and women were women, and
women liked their men to be men.

485
00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,060
Aye, that's how we did it.

486
00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:27,146
Damn right. And that's why

487
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:30,607
I don't have a problem
promoting women to my board.

488
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,235
Because your lack
of know-how gives me

489
00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:35,696
an excuse to feel heroic.

490
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:36,737
(LAUGHS HEARTILY)

491
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,410
I'm only joking. That's...

492
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,163
What do you say in this country?

493
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:45,747
"Don't get your
knickers in a twist."

494
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,916
No, no, no. You got it in one.

495
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,103
I can't tell you the amount of
times I've gone to hit the ball

496
00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:51,879
and hit something else entirely.

497
00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:53,421
(CHUCKLES)

498
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:57,342
It's just in here
somewhere. Okay.

499
00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,261
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

500
00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:01,638
(UNLOVED PLAYING)

501
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,057
(VILLANELLE SIGHS) (ROKES SIGHS)

502
00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:06,310
♪ I feel... ♪

503
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,105
Huh.

504
00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:23,452
Oh, I think I see it.

505
00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:25,412
It's just in that patch
of ferns over there.

506
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:27,873
Allow me. Oh.

507
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:31,835
Isn't this wonderful, Mum?

508
00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,712
The kind gentleman's
getting the ball for us.

509
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:36,048
ROKES: It's playing hard to get.

510
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:40,802
Do they not have belts in
America? VILLANELLE: Ugh.

511
00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:46,057
Three...

512
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,559
Two...

513
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:51,146
One.

514
00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:54,857
Here you go.

515
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:57,778
(GRUNTS)

516
00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,863
(ROKES BREATHING HEAVILY)

517
00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:03,116
ROKES: Oh, God!

518
00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:04,534
(ROKES SHUDDERING)

519
00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:09,581
Oh, my God.

520
00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:12,417
Stuff that in your
fanny pack and eat it!

521
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:14,836
Oh, my God! What
are you waiting for?

522
00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:15,878
Run!

523
00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:19,549
♪ There is something about

524
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,095
♪ The way you are ♪

525
00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:27,349
Oh, shit!

526
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:32,854
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

527
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,274
I don't care much for
London, it must be said.

528
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,818
Too busy for my
liking. Too dangerous.

529
00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:39,903
I always feel safe around here.

530
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:43,073
How about you? How do you
find our wee part of the world?

531
00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:46,994
DRIVER: Jesus Christ!
(BRAKES SCREECHING)

532
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:49,697
ROKES: Oh, my God! Let him in.

533
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:54,126
(SOBBING) Thank you, thank
you, thank you. Oh, my God!

534
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:55,794
What happened?

535
00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:58,755
There's a crazy woman on the
loose. What does she look like?

536
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,717
Why? Why? How does that
matter? What does she look like?

537
00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:03,760
Pretty face. Pretty
girl. Nice figure.

538
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:06,722
She was with her mom.

539
00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:08,432
Her mother? Yes. She hit her mom

540
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:09,808
in the head with a golf club.

541
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:11,119
Okay, where was this?
Where was this? What?

542
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:12,769
I don't know. Er...
Sixteenth hole,

543
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,855
about half a mile that
way. Okay. Get out.

544
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,565
What? Get out, get out, get out!

545
00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:19,401
What is this vile country?

546
00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:20,443
Get out! Get out! Get out!

547
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:24,281
Drive to the
sixteenth hole. Now!

548
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,241
(WATCH YOUR BACK PLAYING)

549
00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:31,204
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

550
00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:38,837
♪ I'm stuck here

551
00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:41,548
♪ No way out

552
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,343
♪ Back you can never
go Back you can never go

553
00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:46,720
♪ Back you can never
go Back, no, no, no...

554
00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:48,221
What took you so long?

555
00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:49,741
You were supposed
to be here hours ago.

556
00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:50,965
I don't want to talk about it.

557
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:52,768
(EXHALES)

558
00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:54,686
Where are we going?

559
00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:56,063
To get my money.

560
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,273
♪ Back you can never
go Back no, no, no

561
00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:01,360
♪ No yawning

562
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,112
♪ Smile for me

563
00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:06,740
♪ Back you can never
go Back you can never go

564
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,450
♪ Back you can never go ♪

565
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,377
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

566
00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:44,236
Dasha?

567
00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:45,362
(DASHA MOANS)

568
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,367
(DASHA CHUCKLES)

569
00:31:54,788 --> 00:31:55,831
Where is she?

570
00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:58,834
(MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)

571
00:32:00,377 --> 00:32:03,088
Yes. I can't... I can't
hear you. Say it again.

572
00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:08,969
He has lovely moustache.

573
00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:11,972
Like Stalin.

574
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,099
(LAUGHING WEAKLY)

575
00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:19,312
(I SEE DARKNESS PLAYING)

576
00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:24,901
♪ This time what you don't hide

577
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:32,367
♪ I see darkness
in you (WHEEZES)

578
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:34,661
(COUGHING)

579
00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:38,039
(RIBS CRACKING)

580
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:42,919
♪ I see darkness in you (GROANS)

581
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:47,340
♪ I see darkness in
you... (RIBS CRACKING)

582
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:49,759
(POLICE SIREN BLARING)

583
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:06,651
MO: Carolyn, it's me. Call
me back when you get this.

584
00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:10,113
I found the thing linking
thingy to The Thingy.

585
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:13,533
You know, Paul to The Twelve.

586
00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:15,535
Okay, I'm gonna make
myself an omelette

587
00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:18,538
to celebrate.
Omelette, run a bath,

588
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:19,831
put a bath bomb in it.

589
00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:30,008
♪ You flow by ♪ I
see darkness in you ♪

590
00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,931
The FSB wants to kill me.

591
00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:37,599
The Twelve want to kill me.

592
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,559
Carolyn's daughter
wants to kill me.

593
00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:40,936
My ex-wife wants to kill me.

594
00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:42,312
My daughter wants to kill me.

595
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,439
My ex-wife's new boyfriend
would want to kill me

596
00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:46,149
if he wasn't already dead.

597
00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:48,318
Look where you're going, idiot.

598
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,487
That random guy
now wants to kill me.

599
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:53,573
I thought you didn't want
to talk about it. I don't.

600
00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:56,243
Well, I'm hearing a lot of
something that sounds like talking

601
00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:59,079
(IMITATING SOBBING) for someone
who doesn't want to talk about it.

602
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,789
I think I'm just
really, really tired.

603
00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:03,250
Ugh. Up your magnesium.

604
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,293
Maybe I shouldn't
go. Are you serious?

605
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:09,422
Maybe I should
just let them kill me.

606
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:12,884
Wow! Bring the mood
down, why don't you?

607
00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:17,222
What I'm going to
do in Cuba, anyway?

608
00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:18,348
I burn like that.

609
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:20,016
Well, read books on the beach.

610
00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:23,562
Smoke cigars. Get your legs out.

611
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:25,480
Don't get murdered.

612
00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:28,733
Wherever I go, someone
wants to murder me.

613
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:31,403
I can run as far as I
want, they will still come.

614
00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:34,698
Ha! I probably deserve it.

615
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,325
You definitely deserve it.

616
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,911
This way you can get
murdered in a cute Havana shirt.

617
00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:45,458
Let's face it,
Villanelle, I'm a prick.

618
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,461
And the only thing I am
waiting for is another prick to...

619
00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:50,964
Another prick to...

620
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:55,844
Shit!

621
00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:58,722
Another prick to
shit? What is that?

622
00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:05,395
Are you faking it?

623
00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:08,690
(THUDS)

624
00:35:10,317 --> 00:35:12,235
Get up! Get up.

625
00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:16,990
No! No, you can't die on me now.

626
00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:19,408
(GRUNTS)

627
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,179
How do we get the
money? Where's the money?

628
00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:23,288
I don't want to die.

629
00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:25,874
I'll come back
for you. I promise.

630
00:35:25,915 --> 00:35:28,001
But I need the money. My pocket.

631
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,120
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

632
00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:35,008
I don't want to die.

633
00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:36,050
Shut up.

634
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,471
I don't want you to die either.

635
00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:44,559
I really don't.

636
00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:46,185
(GROANING)

637
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,815
But you actually
might. (WHIMPERS)

638
00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:53,360
(EXHALES)

639
00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:54,694
(INDISTINCT
ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA)

640
00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,492
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

641
00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:04,410
MAN: No, he just collapsed.
WOMAN: Can anyone help?

642
00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:13,088
I know him. MAN: Okay.

643
00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:14,964
Konstantin. (RAPID BEEPING)

644
00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:18,343
Has anyone called an ambulance?

645
00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:19,425
MAN: They're on their way.

646
00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:22,764
Konstantin... (INHALES WEAKLY)

647
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:24,683
Where is she?

648
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:30,980
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

649
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:49,040
♪ I once ♪ Had a love

650
00:36:57,132 --> 00:37:03,847
♪ Or did love have me?

651
00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:08,309
(COUPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

652
00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:13,356
♪ It set me free

653
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:22,198
♪ It set me free ♪

654
00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:34,961
(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)

655
00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:39,132
Perfect place for a yoga mat.

656
00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:41,760
(SIGHS) Geraldine.

657
00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:47,515
I'm going to get a takeaway,
and it's terribly un-cost-effective

658
00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:49,577
for one person, so you're
going to have to come in on it.

659
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:53,271
I don't know what kind of thing
you find acceptable to eat nowadays,

660
00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:57,609
but I'm sure that
Hampstead will provide.

661
00:37:57,650 --> 00:38:00,129
What's the matter with you?
Nothing. What's the matter with you?

662
00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:02,614
Nothing. You're
ordering a takeaway.

663
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:05,825
Don't argue with
me. We're celebrating.

664
00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:08,536
A weasel that I thought was
a weasel, turns out to be...

665
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:11,289
A weasel? Yeah. Well done.

666
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:16,669
I don't mind, er, anything
vegetarian. Of course.

667
00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,838
I'm going to order
upstairs and I'm going to

668
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,632
run a bath while we're waiting.

669
00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:23,193
That's the kind of self-care
you're always advocating, isn't it?

670
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:28,264
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)

671
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:31,518
CAROLYN: Hugh, this better
be good. I'm about to have a bath.

672
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:32,811
(WATER RUNNING)

673
00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:39,025
(TAP TURNS OFF)

674
00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:41,986
Mum, the bath's overflowing.

675
00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:43,798
Did you turn it off? Of
course I turned it off.

676
00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,824
There's two inches of
water all over the floor.

677
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:54,457
(SIGHS) You're not
really okay, are you?

678
00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:57,919
Don't be ridiculous. I've had
some disappointing news, that's all.

679
00:38:59,629 --> 00:39:00,964
Nothing to get het up about.

680
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:03,967
Well, what was it? The news.

681
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:06,928
Can't say. His family
haven't been informed yet.

682
00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:08,805
Mum, did someone die?

683
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:11,766
(INHALES) Don't look
so shocked, Geraldine.

684
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,687
It's not like Kenny.

685
00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:16,997
He wasn't a
member of the public.

686
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,607
He was fully briefed.
He knew the risks.

687
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:23,027
It was Mo.

688
00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:27,282
I fear the walls may
be closing in on me.

689
00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:30,076
It's starting to feel personal.

690
00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:32,662
Why didn't you tell me?

691
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:35,456
You said it was nothing
to get het up about.

692
00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:38,334
How can you be so bloody calm?

693
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,794
What is wrong with you?

694
00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:42,088
You're an emotional iceberg!

695
00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:43,423
(SIGHING)

696
00:39:49,596 --> 00:39:51,347
I'm sorry.

697
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:54,183
Er, I'm... I'm sorry.

698
00:39:57,770 --> 00:40:00,481
Don't... Come at me like that.

699
00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:03,109
I'm not coming at you.
I'm trying to hug you.

700
00:40:03,151 --> 00:40:06,112
Just don't. Mum.

701
00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:07,614
I'm warning you, Geraldine.

702
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:11,242
What? This isn't healthy.

703
00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:16,039
It can't go on. You can't
just refuse to feel anything

704
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,707
for the rest of your life.

705
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,292
What kind of existence is that?

706
00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:23,880
You... You have to find
some way to express yourself!

707
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,089
(PANTING)

708
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:28,384
(GRUNTS) (GLASS SMASHING)

709
00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:30,218
(GRUNTS)

710
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,307
(GRUNTS) (VASE SMASHES)

711
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,726
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

712
00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:38,685
(GLASS CRUNCHING)

713
00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:45,667
Is that the kind of
thing you were after?

714
00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:55,220
DR BARRIE: We've put in a
stent to unblock your artery.

715
00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:58,414
But we'll need to look at
some lifestyle changes.

716
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:00,917
Have you been under
any increased stress lately?

717
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:01,960
(LAUGHS)

718
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,004
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

719
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:07,340
Mr Vasiliev. Yeah.

720
00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:08,633
Heart attacks are associated

721
00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:10,510
with greater levels
of cortisol in the blood.

722
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:12,595
(LAUGHING)

723
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,681
Is there anything that's
been bothering you?

724
00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:16,599
(LAUGHING)

725
00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:21,688
Mr Vasiliev. Yes.

726
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:23,398
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

727
00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:24,774
(WOMAN LAUGHING)

728
00:41:29,529 --> 00:41:30,989
(WOMAN CONTINUES LAUGHING)

729
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:41,165
♪ I see you, you see me

730
00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:44,419
♪ But I see you
and my heart stops

731
00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:47,505
♪ You're looking
right through me ♪

732
00:41:47,547 --> 00:41:48,756
Jesus Christ.

733
00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:54,470
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)

734
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:00,601
Hello? VILLANELLE:
We have to stop

735
00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:02,061
running into each
other like that.

736
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,608
It's not good for both of us.

737
00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:09,861
(DEMOLITION GIRL PLAYING)

738
00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:18,077
♪ Demolition girl

739
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:22,040
♪ Demolition girl

740
00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:26,335
♪ Demolition girl ♪

741
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,469
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)