♪ Vampirina ♪
♪ We were normal vampires In Transylvania ♪
♪ Like the other monsters On every block ♪
♪ Till we packed our things And we flapped our wings ♪
♪ And we got a case Of human race culture shock ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪
♪ I may be blue With pointy teeth ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪
♪ But I'm not so different Underneath ♪
♪ It's true that our taste ♪ May be a little offbeat ♪
♪ But we're the battiest Monsters you'll ever meet ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪
♪ A ghoulish girl In a human world ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪
♪ It may seem strange But it's true ♪
♪ I'm just like you ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪
[Vampirina] "Weekly Normalness."
Hello, and welcome to the latest episode
of Weekly Weirdness.
I'm Edgar Peepleson with an exclusive scoop:
I've finally solved the mystery of the haunted house next door.
Could it be a ghost living in the attic?
Or a mummy in the basement?
Nah, turns out it isn't haunted at all.
Nothing to see here.
Yep, 100% certified normal.
No ghosts for miles.
Demi, you can't be the one saying our house isn't haunted.
You're haunting it.
Hm. You're right.
It is a bit of a catch‐twenty‐boo, isn't it?
Okay, let's try it again. Places, people.
I think that's a wrap on Weekly Weirdness, right, Edgar?
Yeah, I guess I can edit out the ghost.
Ah, I can't believe I'm saying that,
just when my dream of being friends with monsters
is finally coming true.
Thanks for keeping our secret, Edgar.
Things would get pretty batty around here
if everyone knew we were monsters.
As long as I get to see all the monstery things, I'm good.
But it is kind of a bummer I can't post any of the cool,
weird stuff that goes on in your house on my web show.
Wait a scream, I know a place
where you can share monster videos.
[Edgar] The Worldwide what?
The Worldwide Cobweb.
It's the internet for monsters.
Monster internet?
Whoa, this whole "my neighbor's a vampire" thing
‐just gets better and better! ‐[laughs]
There are all kinds of websites for monsters.
The Deliver‐eek shopping site.
[Demi] Mystery blob‐casts.
[Gregoria] Even sites that sell used magic carpets.
[whistles]
Just make sure you don't buy one that's running low on magic.
Ooh! Like I did.
So I could do my web show for actual monsters?
‐Yep. ‐I think you just made his day.
You made my life!
If I can make my web show really popular,
I can make monster friends from all around the world.
I got to go.
‐[door opens and closes] ‐[both giggle]
Worldwide Cobweb, get ready for Edgar Peepleson.
Welcome to the first episode
of Weekly Weirdness for Monsters.
This week, I'll be taking you into the weird lives
of my neighbors, who are actually vampires.
I'll show you the weird way they sleep.
[Vampirina, gasping] Papa.
You're right‐side up.
‐Huh? ‐When did you do that?
[Edgar] Upside down. Weird, right?
[all] Oh.
Not really that weird for a vampire
‐to sleep upside down. ‐[door opens and closes]
‐Vee! Vee! ‐What's wrong?
It's my new Weekly Weirdness episode.
I don't think anybody on the Worldwide Cobweb likes it.
What's the big idea?
It's the weirdest episode I've ever done.
Well, it's just that monsters...
Wait.
I know what you're going to say.
I just need to up the weirdness,
and my videos will be a hit with the monsters.
Thanks, Vee.
Shouldn't somebody tell him that what's weird to humans
is pretty normal to monsters?
But Weekly Weirdness is what Edgar does best.
I don't want him to have to change his whole style.
Maybe we'd better go see exactly what he has in mind.
My brother tends to go really overboard with the weird factor.
Hmm.
What's your next episode, Edgar?
Still searching for weird‐spiration.
Maybe we can help?
You know, make it something that monsters will really love.
‐Sure. ‐[barking]
I know just what I'm going to do.
The next episode is "The Secret Life of Wolfie."
Upping the weirdness isn't going to work, is it?
Probably not for the monsters watching.
But maybe we should just let Edgar be Edgar.
And how much weirder can my brother's videos really get?
[Edgar] We watch the elusive werewolf
as it gnaws on its lunch.
Is it a dinosaur bone?
A cursed chew toy from a secret crypt?
Oh, it's a just a werewolf treat.
Scream‐nut butter flavored.
[barks]
Even weirder.
In this episode of Weekly Weirdness,
‐"Demi's Weird Wake‐Up Routine." ‐Let's see.
I've got my wisp gel to keep my head nice and wispy.
Oh, a little more, maybe.
Moss‐flavored toothpaste for my pearly, see‐through whites.
[giggles]
And finally, a good gargle.
[gargles and coughs]
[spits]
There. Monsterly, minty and fresh.
‐[Edgar] Ew. ‐[Poppy] That's really strong.
In this episode
of Weekly Weirdness,
we're in the kitchen cooking with a skeleton chef.
Bonjour, and good day.
I will be showing you how to make spooky scrambled eggs.
Um, Chef Remy, I think you got the wrong eggs.
‐These are‐‐ ‐[screams]
Dragon eggs! Run!
Watch out, Chef Remy!
Ah! Sacre‐boo! My bones.
[Edgar] Cut!
This is weirdness gold.
Let's see what the Worldwide Cobweb
has to say now.
[blows raspberry]
Meh.
[sighs]
You've got to be kidding me.
These videos are even less popular than my first one.
‐What am I doing wrong? ‐You're posting stuff
that monsters are already familiar with.
I mean, who doesn't brush their teeth with moss?
Vee, is that true?
Well, yeah.
What's exciting and weird to humans
is pretty common for monsters.
Ugh, my career in monster web shows is over
before it's even started
Hmm. Maybe making a show about monsters for monsters
is the problem.
You should do a show about human life.
Human life?
I bet monsters would be really interested
in what it's like for a human kid in Pennsylvania.
So like a Weekly Normalness webshow
instead of a Weekly Weirdness?
Hmm, I guess I could give it a try.
And we'll help.
I think it'll be the right kind of weird for monsters.
I'm all ready to start filming.
Huh?
Where's Edgar?
He's getting his costume ready.
‐Costume? ‐[door opens and closes]
Welcome to Edgar Peepleson's Life.
‐Ooh! ‐Um, Edgar?
You don't normally wear that.
And it's definitely more monstery than humany.
Hey, how's it going‐‐?
Aah! Run!
It's a...
Oh, it's just an Edgar.
Yep. Just Edgar.
I'm worried that my life isn't interesting enough
‐for a web show. ‐That's not true.
You're one of the most terror‐rific humans I know.
Just be you. Trust me.
Monsters of the Worldwide Cobweb,
this is Weekly Normalness.
Get ready for a day in the life of Edgar Peepleson.
Hey, ghosts and ghouls.
It's Edgar eating something pretty unusual.
Let's see what it is.
Edgar, what do you got there?
This? It's just frozen yogurt.
Humans really like eating it.
Psst, Vee, are you really sure
we even want to be filming my fro‐yo?
Sure we do.
What kind of toppings are those?
Oh, I like gummy bears, peanut butter cups,
and chocolate sprinkles together.
I call it the Edgarnator.
The trick is putting the whipped cream at the bottom.
Which you've got all over your face, mister.
Hey! Mom!
Hold still. You've got chocolate everywhere.
‐Cut! Cut! ‐[laughs]
Right now we're cat‐sitting for my friend Bridget.
This is Miss Cuddle Cakes.
Why doesn't she have any hair?
I don't know.
But I've always wanted to know what she's thinking.
[imitating robotics whirring]
I'm reading your mind.
[meows]
Oh, man. I got nothing.
That was great, Edgar. Let's keep going.
[sighs]
Okay.
See, since this sock has polka dots,
I like to put it with this sock, which has lightning bolts.
That way, they're not matching,
which looks a lot cooler and pretty weird and...
Ugh! Wait, cut!
What's wrong? That was great.
It wasn't great. It was so boring.
Nothing you guys have filmed me doing today
would be interesting to anyone.
All my life I've wanted to be friends with monsters.
But now I can see I'll never be interesting enough
for them to like me.
Thanks for trying.
What do we do now?
I'm not giving up.
The monster world needs to see
how spookily special Edgar and his show are.
We've been filming your brother all day.
I'm sure we could scream up something great.
[Edgar] I don't know why you brought me over here, Vee.
I should be up in my boring old room by my boring old self.
We've got a scary‐good surprise for you.
And it's right...
here.
[giggling]
[Edgar] Huh?
Demi and Gregoria helped us post the video of you from yesterday,
and it was a hit.
Look at all the video comments.
OMV. Human life looks terror‐riffic.
I want to try the Edgarnator.
That hairless cat doesn't talk or have any wings.
I liked the shiny hat you gave it.
Ha‐ha! He only put socks on two feet.
That's hilarious.
[laughs]
They like me? They really like me?
‐Yep. ‐Of course they do.
It's not just monsters that are exciting and unique.
What might seem normal to you
is new and different for someone else.
Don't you remember how cool you thought Vee was
when she first moved in next door?
Yeah. You're right.
We just had to show the monster world
what's different about you.
♪ The way you wear A tinfoil hat ♪
♪ Your clashing socks With polka dots ♪
♪ Or when you play With Bridget's cat ♪
♪ And try to read Her deepest thoughts ♪
♪ Oh, the little things you do ♪
♪ Make weird and wonderful you ♪
♪ The gummy bears And chocolate chips ♪
♪ In Edgarnators you create ♪
♪ The sprinkles smeared Around your lips ♪
♪ Well, I for one Think that's all great ♪
♪ Oh, the little things you do ♪
♪ Make weird and wonderful you ♪
♪ I know you think It's normal stuff ♪
♪ You take it all for granted ♪
♪ But monsters cannot Get enough ♪
♪ They're totally enchanted ♪
♪ Oh, the little things you do ♪
♪ Make weird and wonderful you ♪
Thanks, Vee.
Does this mean you'll do more shows for the Worldwide Cobweb?
Only on one condition.
If you'll host the show with me.
I'm only at my best and weirdest when seen through your eyes.
By comparing monster and human life,
you two could come up with a pretty amazing show
that all monsters will love.
I think it's a scare‐rific idea.
And if you happen to need a third ghostly host,
I'm available.
‐[laughs] Let's do it. ‐[Edgar] Yeah!
First order of business:
We should change the name of our show
back to Weekly Weirdness,
because what's normal to you is weird to monsters.
Right, and the second order of business?
Answer your fan mail.
This is all for me?
‐[Vampirina laughs] ‐Whoa.
This is so weird.
And I love it!
Me too.
[all laugh]
[Vampirina] "Vampire's Luck."
[waltz music plays]
Whoa! Whoa!
[needle scratches]
That was supposed to be a human pirouette,
but I put my own spin on it.
‐[laughs] ‐Again.
Dancing like a human isn't easy.
But if any bat can do it, it's you.
[laughs] Thanks, Nan.
I'm so glad you're here to see my show at school.
I wouldn't miss it, screamkins.
You're going to be perfect.
I hope so.
I'm feeling a little batty about it.
But this isn't your first ballet.
You were pretty magical at your last performance, remember?
That's the problem.
I can't exactly dance with my own...
[grunts]
...bat‐tastic style again, if you know what I mean.
‐Oh, I do. ‐Oh, yeah.
I don't. What'd I miss?
I can't use any of my vampire powers in the show.
That means I can't turn into a bat.
Or zoom.
Or float.
Oh, no.
I'm floating, aren't I?
You'll get the hang of dancing the human way, screamheart.
Oh, yeah. It can't be that hard not to float.
Observe. See? Not floating.
Just sitting here like an adorable ghost who's...
floating!
Never mind. It is hard.
Oh, I've never been this nervous for a show before.
Well, there is something that can help with your nerves.
Whoa. Huh?
[gasps] Aww.
‐Meow. ‐Oh. There you are.
[meows]
I thought Vampirina could use your help.
‐Aw! ‐This is Trixie.
She's so cute.
But, uh, Nan?
How is a new pet going to help me with my performance?
Oh, screamkins,
Trixie isn't a pet.
She's a Transylvanian ghoul‐luck charm.
Ghoul‐luck charms possess magic
that bring great success to monsters.
Whenever Trixie's with you, good things will happen.
It's true. You wouldn't believe all the luck
Trixie's brought our family over the past 400 years.
Oh, like that time I took Trixie with me to the Scare Fair
and won an afterlife's supply of bow ties.
Oh, I felt like the luckiest ghost in the world.
And she can help you feel lucky for your performance.
You won't be nervous with Trixie by your side.
♪ Down through all the centuries The key to our success ♪
♪ Is a little family secret I'll confide ♪
♪ Trixie is the feline Who prevents each monster mess ♪
♪ She's the lucky charm Who's always by our side ♪
♪ Yes, anywhere That Trixie's there ♪
♪ No spell can go amok ♪
♪ She brings a little bit Of Hauntley luck ♪
♪ Ask our dear Gregoria ♪
♪ The first night She stood watch ♪
♪ Little Trixie helped her Stay up all night long ♪
♪ At Demi's bow tie Fashion shows ♪
♪ The bow ties he might botch ♪
♪ But with Trixie there He never ties them wrong ♪
♪ So if you find You're in a bind ♪
♪ She'll help you get unstuck ♪
♪ She'll bring a little bit Of Hauntley luck ♪
♪ She'll bring a little bit ♪
♪ Of Hauntley luck ♪
I can't believe it's finally my turn
to use Trixie and her magic.
‐Oh, I feel lucky already. ‐[chuckles]
Trixie has that effect on monsters.
Why don't you go practice and see how you feel?
Thanks, Nan.
Okay, Trixie, I really need your ghoul luck
to leap like a human ballerina.
The trick is getting lots of height.
Maybe try jumping over something.
‐Like this. ‐Huh?
I didn't mean jump over me.
Hey!
Hey, that felt pretty good.
‐Ah! ‐[meows]
‐Demi! ‐[Vampirina laughs]
‐So did that. ‐Ahem.
‐[barking] ‐Oh, no.
Not you too, Wolfie.
‐Ah! ‐[laughs]
Whoo!
[giggles]
I think Trixie's magic really is helping.
I'm getting better.
[laughs] So is Wolfie.
Did you see that werewolf leap?
No, I was too busy diving out of the way.
How did I get myself into this?
‐[doorbell rings] ‐Oh, that's Poppy and Bridget.
Hi, Vee. Ready for rehearsal?
So ready.
I was feeling pretty batty about the show,
but I've been practicing a lot today.
‐With this. ‐[meows]
‐Aww. ‐Aww.
She's the cutest little kitty ever.
Second to Miss Cuddle Cakes.
[panting]
[whimpers]
But so cute.
Thanks.
Trixie's my ghoul‐luck charm.
Her magic is helping me feel less nervous.
Wow, I wish I had a ghoul‐luck charm.
My mom invited my entire family,
and it's making me pretty nervous.
Did I mention I have 14 cousins?
It doesn't matter who's in the audience,
I always get nervous.
Well, maybe all you need is a little ghoul luck too.
Do you think Trixie's magic can help us?
[giggling]
Her cuteness is already helping me.
I'll bring her to rehearsal.
I have a feeling we're all about to have a very lucky day.
Okay. I got this.
I'm not going to mess up.
No need to be nervous.
Right, Trixie?
‐Meow. ‐[Vampirina giggles]
Thanks. Here I go.
[meows]
Okay, my dancers. Let's warm up.
Vee, why don't you start us off?
Whew. Okay.
[purring]
‐[Bridget] All right, Vee! ‐[Poppy] Go, Vee!
Wonderful.
That grand jeté was excellent.
That was amazing, Vee.
Thanks.
I have a spooky feeling you'll be amazing too.
That was poltergeist‐perfect, thanks to you.
Now your ghoul‐luck magic can help my friends too.
Meow.
Whoa!
Huh?
How'd my shoes come untied?
Are you okay, Popp‐‐?
Achoo!
Huh? Oh!
‐My glasses. ‐Oh, my, my, my.
Girls, are you all right‐‐?
[screams]
‐I'll be right there! ‐[Poppy] Watch out!
[all] Whoa!
What in werewolves?
You okay, Poppy?
I think so.
‐[fabric rips] ‐[gasps] Oh, no!
My skirt. What is going on?
It's like all of the sudden I'm having a very unlucky day.
[gasps] Oh, no. I hope it's not‐‐
You don't think it could be‐‐
‐What if it's... ‐[meows]
[both] Trixie!
Whoa! Watch out, kids!
‐The curtain! ‐[all scream]
[gasps] Trixie's magic helped me,
but not my friends.
‐Trixie. ‐[Trixie] Meow.
Come back here.
I think you should go now.
Meow.
Trixie, go home to Nan.
[meows]
Is everyone okay?
That was very strange.
I think that's enough rehearsal for today.
Poppy. Bridget. Are you okay?
I think so.
But I still can't find my glasses.
Sorry. This is all my fault.
My ghoul‐luck charm's magic must cause good things
to happen to vampires,
but bad things to happen to humans.
So that's why my glasses broke?
And why my shoes came untied.
And why the curtain fell on the whole class.
[sighs] I'm really sorry.
I didn't know a ghoul‐luck charm would bring bad luck to humans.
It's okay, Vee.
As long as you leave your charm home during the show,
everything will be fine.
But that means I'll have to dance without Trixie's help.
Oh, no.
Here comes the batty feeling again.
[humming]
‐[meows] ‐Screamkins.
‐How was your rehearsal? ‐[sigh]
Battier than ever.
Turns out Transylvanian ghoul‐luck charms
do not work for humans.
‐[meows and purrs] ‐Trixie helped me dance my best,
but caused Poppy to trip and Bridget's glasses to break.
It was a monster‐sized mess.
Great gargoyles.
I should have known a ghoul‐luck charm
might have the opposite effect on humans.
Sounds like they all had a streak of bad luck
instead of the good kind.
Exactly.
But, Nan, now I can't bring Trixie to the show with me.
How am I supposed to dance without her?
Trixie may have helped you feel less nervous,
but the dancing was all you, screamkins.
I think it might be time to let the charm go.
Every Hauntley had to do it.
You can too.
‐I can? ‐Of course!
You know all the steps.
You're ready to dance on your own.
Well, I don't want any more bad luck to happen to my friends.
[purrs]
Okay, Nan. I'll try.
[Poppy] This is it.
The big night.
I can't wait.
Or maybe I can.
You ready, Vee?
Uh, yeah. Sure.
Never been battier. I mean, better.
[laughs nervously]
Let's go warm up.
[exhales]
Okay, Trixie.
I got to let you go.
Nan says I don't need you anymore.
Oh, I could really use your ghoul luck right about now.
[meows]
But I'm going to try to do this alone.
‐You can go home. ‐[meows]
All right, dancers. We're ready to start the show.
Good luck.
Oh, it's bad luck to say "good luck."
Oh, I said it again.
[clears throat and chuckles]
Places, everyone.
[gasps] Oh, no! Trixie!
Oh, the bad luck is back.
‐[all scream] ‐Don't worry.
I'm going to catch her.
Whoa! If I can.
Trixie, come here.
[girls] Whoa!
‐[grunts] ‐Batkins?
The show should have started. Everything all right?
Oh, Nan. I thought I let Trixie go.
She must have followed me.
What am I going to do?
Ghoul‐luck charms can sense when you need them, remember?
You really have to believe you can dance
without your charm's help.
When you do, Trixie will disappear for good.
But how am I supposed to know if I can dance without her help?
Vee! What's going on?
I got to help them.
‐[Bridget] What's going on? ‐[gasps] Oh, no.
Oh, no!
Trixie, thanks for helping me,
but I got to do this without you so my friends can dance.
I'm one‐haunted percent sure this time.
Whew.
I don't need any ghoul luck.
Meow.
[all scream]
Whoo‐hoo!
You did it, screamkins.
You don't need Trixie anymore.
‐Mwah. ‐I really don't.
Thanks, Nan.
I'm guessing all that spinning
had something to do with your ghoul‐luck charm.
I'm sorry. I guess I really didn't think
I could dance without my charm's magic,
so she followed me.
It's okay.
As long as she doesn't follow you again.
[laughs] She won't.
I'm not even nervous anymore, because I'm dancing with you.
‐[applause] ‐That's us.
‐Everybody ready? ‐Let's do this.
I'd say good luck,
but I'm thinking that's probably a bad idea.
[laughs]
I don't need any luck at all.
Just my best friends in the whole world.
[classical dance music plays]
[applause]