1 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:07,006 Josh: This place rules. 2 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,758 Like they shoved a mountain in a Home Depot. 3 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,928 Oh yeah, bro. I can't wait to grab some wall. 4 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:14,597 What do you say, Pearle? Wanna give it a shot? 5 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:15,807 Hell no! 6 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:17,600 I didn't survive 30 years on the force 7 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:19,602 to die climbing a plastic rock. 8 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,020 I'm gonna sit right here 9 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,189 and watch people dangle from they crotches. 10 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:26,067 Now remember, we gotta make the most of this free trial. 11 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,570 We're gonna climb every wall in the joint and then 12 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:31,865 never...come...back. 13 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:41,416 ♪♪ 14 00:00:41,499 --> 00:00:42,625 [ Australian accent ] Hey, there, team! 15 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,960 I'm Ty. 16 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:45,545 Just wanted to give you a big fat welcome 17 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:47,630 before you grab some wall. 18 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:51,426 [ Clears throat ] I-I-I like...to climb. 19 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:53,803 Me too, brother. Good luck up there! 20 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,847 I'll be rootin' ya on from up top. 21 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:59,017 [ Grunting ] 22 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,686 Hoo! Whoo! 23 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,021 O-Okay. 24 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:06,316 Time to show him I am not just a pretty face. 25 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:13,031 ♪♪ 26 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:14,157 Ugh! 27 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,409 Uh, Randy, doesn't that seem 28 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,411 a little dangerous for a beginner? 29 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:21,581 How else am I gonna charm a guy in a climbing gym, Emily? 30 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,166 God, listen to yourself. 31 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:24,125 Hey, Ty! 32 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:26,795 Huh? Check this out! 33 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:27,921 [ Grunting ] 34 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:29,923 Whoops! How did that get untied? 35 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,549 Safety first, guys. 36 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,676 [ Grunting ] 37 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,846 ♪♪ 38 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,181 Aaaah! [ All gasp ] 39 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:39,933 Aaaah! Oh! 40 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:41,309 [ Screams ] 41 00:01:41,392 --> 00:01:43,603 Whaa! Aaaaaah! 42 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:44,562 Hoo! 43 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,105 [ Grunts ] 44 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:47,941 Huh? Hold the phone! 45 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:50,193 Did you just free solo the Verte-Braeker? 46 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:51,361 Um. Yeah! 47 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,530 I'm kind of an expert, uh, climbist? 48 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:56,783 I'm the only other person in the gym who's ever done that! 49 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:59,160 I-I guess that means we have to... 50 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:00,537 go on a date. Heh! 51 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:03,289 You just free soloed the hardest section of the gym 52 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,874 just to ask me out? 53 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,543 Uh, pretty much. 54 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,461 I love it! It's a date. 55 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,880 Here's my number. Ooh. 56 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:14,008 Randy, you freakin' hunk, you still got it. 57 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:15,718 Aah! [ Crash! ] 58 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:22,183 ♪♪ 59 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:28,356 ♪♪ 60 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:32,068 And like I said, this guy's got a knife, and I'm cornered. 61 00:02:32,151 --> 00:02:34,529 So I just start doing a bunch of karate kicks. 62 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:36,739 Hyah! Hyah! 63 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,200 Scared him so bad he dropped the knife 64 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:40,910 and ran straight into a bush. 65 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,037 Oh, my God. Hero! 66 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:45,748 Also I had no idea possums could hold knives. 67 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,001 Uh, yeah, they can hold pretty much anything. 68 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:50,628 Being a building manager sounds terrifying. 69 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,130 And I attempted Akira! 70 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:55,258 Shyeah! Tetsuoooo! 71 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,635 No, Akira -- the climbing route. 72 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:00,179 In France. Oh. That Akira. In France. Oh. That Akira. 73 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,681 Yeah, uh, I did that one. 74 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:03,308 You finished Akira? 75 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:05,727 It's one of the hardest climbs in the world! 76 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:07,103 I...knew that? 77 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:08,605 Whoa, baby! Let's eat! 78 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:11,399 Oh, um, we didn't order this. 79 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,985 I did! [ Slurping ] 80 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,278 [ Mouth full ] Grab a spoon! 81 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:18,531 If we finish in under 30 minutes it's free. 82 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,660 Aah! What are we even doing?! 83 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:25,413 I haven't had lactose in six years. 84 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:27,123 YOLO! 85 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:28,625 Ohhh, yeah. 86 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,793 Love the feeling of a giant, free 87 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,795 frozen brick in your stomach. 88 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,756 Normally I'd say doing an eating challenge 89 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:36,966 on a first date was a little unhinged, 90 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,635 but you're just so genuine. 91 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,887 Ah, it's all part of my ethos. 92 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:43,556 Gotta live that chillsplosion life. 93 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,350 Chillsplosion? 94 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:48,019 Yeah. You take things easy, relaxed, 95 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:51,064 then do something crazy, then go back to chillin'. 96 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:53,942 [ Chuckles ] You are absolute chaos! 97 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,569 [ Grunting ] 98 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,029 Um, what are you doing? 99 00:03:58,112 --> 00:04:00,323 Chillsploding! Climb on up! 100 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:01,658 You're a climber, right? 101 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,952 Oh, uh, I don't know. Like I always say, 102 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:06,621 "Never climb anything with a tum full of cream." 103 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:08,289 Nah, you got this. 104 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,208 Here, take my hand. 105 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:11,834 [ Chuckles nervously ] 106 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,670 Oh! 107 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,213 Mm. Ah! 108 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:17,674 Ah! I did it! [ Laughs ] 109 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,968 Um, just like I always do! 110 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:22,428 Oh, wow. Look at that. 111 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:23,721 [ Birds chirping ] 112 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,807 If you think this is good, you should see the view 113 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:27,517 from on top of the Eagle Rock. 114 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,519 What are you doing next Saturday? 115 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,854 Uh, that's usually crochet day with my mom, 116 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,691 but Lord knows she's canceled on me enough. 117 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:37,151 Well, then, you and I are gonna free solo 118 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:40,530 Eagle Rock and look out at the perfect sunset. 119 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:42,365 You're gonna love it. 120 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,034 [ Grunts ] 121 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:49,330 Um, could you call the fire department? 122 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,541 Randy: He's just incredible. 123 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:54,043 Game for anything, positive. 124 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,670 A frickin' hunk? 125 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:57,880 [ Sighs ] So shallow, Emily. 126 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,215 I'm not in it for the looks, 127 00:04:59,298 --> 00:05:01,509 but, yes, he is a slab of chiseled beef, 128 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:03,219 in the spirit and in the body. 129 00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:05,054 Sounds like things are off to a great start. 130 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,389 It's the first time in forever 131 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,266 I've felt an actual connection with someone. 132 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:09,350 I don't want to screw it up, 133 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,060 which is why I can never tell him 134 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,021 I'm not an expert rock climber. 135 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:15,648 Randy, you have to come clean! 136 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:19,527 Lies are the number-two thing that ruin a relationship! 137 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:21,362 What's number one? 138 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,156 The 405. 139 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:24,824 Look, it's not a big deal. 140 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:27,243 I mean, Bridgette and Alex lie to each other all the time 141 00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:28,286 and they're still married. 142 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:30,246 No, we aren't! Oh, no! 143 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:32,248 You two were so good together. 144 00:05:32,331 --> 00:05:34,334 That's why you need to tell Ty the truth. 145 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,044 Stop trying to trap me! 146 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,171 It's not like I'm gonna have to keep lying. 147 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:40,590 We're just gonna free solo a little mountain together, 148 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:43,051 and then I'm sure we'll never do it again. 149 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,596 Ugh, okay, fine! 150 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:48,431 I'll stop lying... 151 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:49,766 by getting so good at climbing 152 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,226 that everything I said isn't a lie anymore. 153 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,436 Happy now?! 154 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:55,021 [ All sigh and grumble ] 155 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:56,773 Margo: So you must be Randy. 156 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,775 What inspired you to get into climbing? 157 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,611 Oh, I told a guy I'm dating I'm an expert climber, 158 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,404 and I don't want him to know I lied. 159 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,948 That's like 90% of our business, girl. 160 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:08,409 We'll get you whipped into shape in no time. 161 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,036 [ Inspiring music playing ] 162 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:11,162 Ugh! 163 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:14,707 [ Grunting ] 164 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:15,958 Aaaah! 165 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,044 [ Grunts ] 166 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:19,378 Aaah! Ooh. 167 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:22,048 Aah! 168 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:24,342 Wha-at! Aaah! 169 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:26,177 Whoa! Ow. 170 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:29,055 [ Growling ] 171 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:30,306 Honestly, Miss Randy, 172 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:32,308 you're the worst climber I've ever seen. 173 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:34,060 I'm surprised you can get into bed. 174 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:36,979 Look, if you value your life, you shouldn't go anywhere 175 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,690 near a steep curb, much less a cliff face. 176 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:43,486 But I have to impress this guy or he'll never be my boyfriend! 177 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,488 Then tell him the truth. 178 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,198 Now, sashay away. 179 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:48,825 Uh, what? 180 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,618 Get the hell outta here! 181 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:53,830 Psst. Hey. Buddy. 182 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:57,041 Couldn't help but overhear you're havin' a little trouble 183 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,043 in the mountaineering department. 184 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:03,422 Maybe I can interest you in some, uh, safety measures? 185 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,174 What is this? 186 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,343 Inflatable crash pad. 187 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:11,013 You fall, simply press the red button, and poof. 188 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,432 Surrounds you in a protective shell. 189 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:16,811 Guaranteed not to kill you, or your money back. 190 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:19,981 Money back. And this really works? 191 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:21,983 You tell me. 192 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:24,318 If it's printed on the box, it's got to be true. 193 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:27,363 I'll take it! Thanks, shadowy figure! 194 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:28,447 Psst. Hey. 195 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,324 You need an immersion blender? 196 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,827 Randy, please don't do this. 197 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:35,413 Yeah, can't you just tell Ty that you're sick or something? 198 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:37,707 Oh, so now it's okay to lie? 199 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,876 Wow, Bridgette. You sound like Emily. 200 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:43,212 Randy, I know I always told you to follow your heart, 201 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,631 but now I realize that was stupid. 202 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:48,009 Get your ass inside before you die. 203 00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:51,470 Mom, come on, it's fine! I've got it taken care of! 204 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,097 [ Tires screech ] Hey, Randy! 205 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:56,559 Ready to climb the sheerest cliff face in Los Angeles? 206 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:59,353 You bet I am! Huh! 207 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,688 Mwah! 208 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:02,607 Goodbye, Randy's beautiful friends and family! 209 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:04,400 And not for the last time, either! 210 00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:06,027 [ Tires screech ] Yeah! 211 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:09,780 Whoo! 212 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,033 ♪ Duh-duh-duh duh-nuh duh ♪ 213 00:08:12,116 --> 00:08:16,162 Uh, whaaaaaaaa... 214 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:18,414 Prepare for the most romantic evening 215 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:19,916 of your entire life. 216 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:23,002 Uh, you know me -- always prepared. 217 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,503 Then let's go! 218 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:28,883 Chillsplosion! 219 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:30,760 [ Grunting ] 220 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,178 Okay. No big deal. 221 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:33,763 Lust got you to the top of the first thing you climbed. 222 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,097 It can do it again. 223 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,808 [ Wind whistling ] [ Grunting ] 224 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:40,603 [ Harp music plays ] 225 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:43,105 Sorry if this one's a little easy for you. 226 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,941 Uh, whoo! 227 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,150 Don't worry about it. 228 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:50,112 Feels good to really dominate an -- oh, shit! 229 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,573 Aaaaaah! 230 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:53,866 Go, go! 231 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,452 Stupid cheap last resort! 232 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:58,746 Aaaaaah! 233 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:01,707 Aaah! Oh! 234 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:04,085 [ Grunting and screaming ] 235 00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:05,795 Randy! 236 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,382 Aaaaah! 237 00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:11,676 Ah! Ugh! 238 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:18,266 Oh, God, I should've listened to my [gasps] mom! 239 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:20,059 [ Cellphone ringing ] 240 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:21,477 Randy, please tell me you're alive. 241 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,896 Ty and I -- ahh! Gah! [ Bird screeches ] Ty and I -- ahh! Gah! [ Bird screeches ] 242 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,648 Aaaaaah! 243 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:26,983 [ Crunching ] 244 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,442 [ Babies peeping ] 245 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:29,694 What? 246 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:32,697 Ty! Since we're doomed, I have to say... 247 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,240 I have no idea how to climb! 248 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:36,367 [ Straining ] Yeah, I kinda noticed that. 249 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,077 I didn't want to lie to you. 250 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,706 I even went to another climbing gym to try to learn. 251 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:45,001 Randy, you didn't need to prove anything to me as a climber. 252 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,503 I was attracted to your weirdo confidence. 253 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:50,423 Plus, I rarely date other climbers. 254 00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:51,799 They're too clingy. 255 00:09:51,882 --> 00:09:54,010 [ Laughs ] Okay, see, that -- 256 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,303 that's just funny. 257 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:56,679 Aaah! [ Groans ] 258 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:59,098 Just let me go, Ty! 259 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:01,058 Save yourself! 260 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,435 Love another! 261 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,854 No! We're gonna get through this. 262 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,773 [ Helicopter blades whirring ] 263 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,151 Hold on, baby. Mama's comin'! 264 00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:11,819 Your mom owns a helicopter? 265 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:13,571 It's just a loaner. 266 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:19,201 Aw, yeah, Ma! Whoo-hoo! 267 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,703 Randy, don't...! 268 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,038 Whoo! Whoo! 269 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,205 Oh. Whoops. 270 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,208 Aaaaaaah! 271 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,502 Ah! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 272 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,379 Ooh, gah, gah! 273 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,174 Ooh. Aaaaah! Oof! Aah! 274 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:35,634 Ahhh. Wahhh! 275 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,720 [ Car alarm blaring ] 276 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,388 [ Weakly ] I'm okay. 277 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:43,059 [ Siren chirps ] Randy: Ty, I'm so sorry. 278 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,435 Can we start over? 279 00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:47,063 Randy, I'd love to. You're a great guy. 280 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,357 Unfortunately, you went to another climbing gym, 281 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:54,403 and that's just more than I can emotionally handle right now. 282 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,239 Heh, heh, left, right, left. [ Grunting ] 283 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,077 I hate to see him go, 284 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,287 but I love to watch him leave. 285 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:14,215 ♪♪ 286 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:19,387 ♪♪ 287 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,638 Alex: Ugh. 288 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,598 Ugggh! 289 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:27,311 Ah! I must've scratched the DVD when I used it as a coaster. 290 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,106 Okay. The serve. 291 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:33,526 This is the opening line in the love letter 292 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:37,154 that is your volleyball game. 293 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,489 [ Coughs ] 294 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:43,119 Hit it hard and straight to keep your aim true. 295 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,079 ♪♪ 296 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:47,790 Ah-gahhhhh! 297 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:51,377 [ Distorted grunting ] 298 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,630 It is good to be the dean. Oh! 299 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:56,465 Ooh! [ Sucks teeth ] 300 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,508 Okay, your turn. 301 00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,260 Uh, uh, Goose, you're up. 302 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:00,511 My name is Helen. 303 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,430 I've had enough of your excuses, Goose! 304 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:03,722 Come on, guys, let's check out 305 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,350 that new fro-yo stand in the quad. 306 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,103 Oh, well, don't come crying to me 307 00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:12,273 when you're in a dog fight with a Russian MiG. 308 00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,984 Dean Stapleton: When I said you could coach PE this summer, 309 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:18,320 I didn't think you would base it on "Top Gun." 310 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,530 Please call me Jester. 311 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:21,782 You have one hell of a serve, pal, 312 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,367 but two of our elderly students 313 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,411 need hip replacement replacements. 314 00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,746 I'm sorry, Alex. You're out. 315 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,165 Please, Dean Stapleton, 316 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,459 money is very tight for me right now. 317 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:32,877 I need this job. Nah. 318 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,086 I'll see you in the fall 319 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,338 for whatever Viking bullshit you teach. 320 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:41,051 Uh, it's actually "Intro to Deciphering Runes and..." 321 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:43,304 You're right. It's Viking bullshit. 322 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:49,852 ♪♪ 323 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:56,150 ♪♪ 324 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,736 If I can't keep a job as a community college 325 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:01,030 PE coach, what can I do? 326 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,865 Alex, you'll find something. 327 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,575 You could always deliver newspapers. 328 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:05,993 Or pick up trash. 329 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:09,038 Or...start a podcast. 330 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,624 Um, I have a podcast, guys. 331 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,792 "Comedy Dorp Dorp"? 332 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,212 I'm on episode 177! 333 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,796 Are you guys not listening? 334 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,673 Oh, right. Loved that one about the thing. Oh, right. Loved that one about the thing. 335 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,384 Forget it. Like every other college professor, 336 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:26,722 I'm incapable of being anything other than a college professor. 337 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:29,892 Wait. Plugger-Inners is always looking for temp employees. 338 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,143 Really? Yeah! 339 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,811 I'll call my boss right now. 340 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,522 Ezra, it's Josh! 341 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,524 Mm-hmm, yeah, he is. 342 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,900 I promise. 343 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,486 Okay, sounds good. We'll see you tomorrow. 344 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,239 What just happened? 345 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,324 Ezra assumed I wanted to help get someone a job 346 00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:46,784 since I've never, ever called him, 347 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,869 so he said, "He'd better be good!" 348 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,913 Then I said, "He is. I promise!" 349 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,915 And he kept going on, so I cut him off with, 350 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,708 "Okay, sounds good. We'll see you tomorrow." 351 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,043 You shouldn't interrupt your boss. 352 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,336 We have a family and responsib-- 353 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,088 New lunch buddy alert! 354 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,464 Yeah! Ha-ha! 355 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,758 Guys! Say hi to Alex. 356 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:06,095 Josh? Is this the Alex who still uses a flip phone? 357 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,680 The friend who you said, 358 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:10,307 "knows everything about everything except technology"? 359 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,642 How'd you get him past Ezra? 360 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,602 [ Chuckles ] I may have told Ezra that Alex 361 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:17,314 got his doctorate from M.I.T. in TV installation. 362 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,649 [ Snorts and laughs ] 363 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:21,777 Okay, I just hope Ezra doesn't find out. 364 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:24,947 You know what he does to people who lie to him. 365 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:31,120 ♪♪ 366 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,788 [ Gulps ] Well... 367 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,915 we'll just have to keep it from Ezra. 368 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,375 Randy: [ Laughs ] Wow! 369 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,836 When did TVs get so flat? 370 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:44,300 ♪♪ 371 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:49,763 ♪♪ 372 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,057 [ All screaming ] 373 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:58,105 ♪♪ 374 00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:00,232 [ Grunting ] 375 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:06,196 ♪♪ 376 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,823 [ All groaning ] 377 00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:08,782 All: Aaah! 378 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,076 Good day in the field, boys? 379 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,245 Ezra! I-I-I didn't see you there. 380 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:17,333 Josh, it says here that you and your little friend Alex 381 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,628 successfully hooked a customer's dog up to Wi-Fi? 382 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,171 Great work. 383 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,255 Really? 384 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,007 No! They filed a complaint! 385 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,508 And so did the dog. 386 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,053 He sent a tweet. 387 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,679 When Josh asked me to hire you, 388 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,766 he gave me very distinct "Mm-hmm," 389 00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:37,102 which led me to believe you were qualified for this job. 390 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,354 Alex just had an off day. 391 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,731 But he's a pro, don't worry. 392 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,900 I've got my eye on you. 393 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,360 All of you! 394 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,694 Mm! Mm! 395 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,529 Oh, boy. You guys gotta help me. 396 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,239 I can't lose this job. 397 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,659 I already live in a closet, and that's with a paycheck. 398 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:52,868 I don't know, man. 399 00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,203 I'm just trying to keep my own job. 400 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,080 We all needed help when we first started. 401 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,207 Anders, remember when you didn't know the difference 402 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,709 between shielding cables and foil cables? 403 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,086 H-How could I forget? 404 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,463 Or Dante, when you downloaded all that porn 405 00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:05,881 using a client's Wi-Fi? 406 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,341 We said it belonged to all of us. 407 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:10,177 I can never watch porn without thinking of you guys. 408 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,887 All of us are gonna help Alex, 409 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:14,515 and we're going to do it using these. 410 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,186 We can log our house calls under his employee number. 411 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,813 Do I get one? 412 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,398 Yep. 413 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,857 Aww. 414 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,567 Let's roll. 415 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:35,411 ♪♪ 416 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:45,254 ♪♪ 417 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:54,972 ♪♪ 418 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,390 -Yes! -Man, we nailed it! 419 00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,267 -Total! -Yeah, man! 420 00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,476 All: Aaah! 421 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,604 You got some interesting reviews today, boys. 422 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:03,939 [ All gulp ] 423 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:07,526 How did Alex install a car stereo in Anaheim 424 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:08,902 at the exact same time 425 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:12,781 he was wiring a security system in Palmdale? 426 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,867 I got really lucky with traffic. 427 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:18,954 And it says here that you pimped three rides in an hour. 428 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,540 That's statistically unpimpable. 429 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,293 [ Laughs ] I told you, he's the best. 430 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:27,087 Mmmmmmm. 431 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,464 Okay! 432 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,717 I think I've finally found my new team leader. 433 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,927 Congrats, Alex. 434 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,179 You're promoted. 435 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,139 Oh. Oh, um... 436 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,515 Ezra: It's perfect timing. 437 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,810 We could really use a man with your expertise 438 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,354 since we just landed a huge job. 439 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,689 What huge job? 440 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,733 The City of Los Angeles wants us to install 441 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,444 a massive billboard on Sunset Boulevard. 442 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,571 It's going to play a video reminding drivers 443 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,114 to keep their eyes on the road. 444 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,492 That's not a big job. That's epic! 445 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,953 Good thing we have Alex, the guy so great at his job 446 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,039 none of you will shut up about it. 447 00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,291 Can't wait to finally watch this guy in action 448 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:08,337 with my own judgmental, vindictive eyes. 449 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,838 [ All gulp ] 450 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,511 Good. Lock it in. 451 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:23,018 ♪♪ 452 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:30,359 ♪♪ 453 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,069 I don't know if this is gonna work. 454 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,403 It's gonna work. 455 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,823 We gave Alex those A.R. goggles, remember? 456 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:36,782 Alex? 457 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,034 You've got this. 458 00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:41,537 [ Beeping ] 459 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,373 By the way, I definitely didn't tamper with those. 460 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,545 Josh! You sure he knows what he's doing? 461 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,088 Josh: Alex knows what he's doing. 462 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,090 A total pro. [ Laughs awkwardly ] 463 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,218 Okay, Alex, wrench your nuts till they're tight as hell. 464 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,679 Start at the top and work your way down. 465 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,268 [ Grunting ] 466 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:11,191 [ Laughs ] 467 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,193 Come on. Agh! 468 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,405 Mm. 469 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,741 [ Tools whirring ] 470 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:26,748 ♪♪ 471 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:27,749 We did it! 472 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,209 -Big screen, baby! -Whoo! 473 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:32,421 Guys, we're going to the Cheesecake Factory! 474 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,256 -Alright! Yeah! -Whoo! 475 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:35,883 What is that place? 476 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,429 [ All screaming ] 477 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,180 Why would they make that button? 478 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,893 [ All screaming ] 479 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:50,355 ♪♪ 480 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,357 [ Car alarm blaring ] 481 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,610 Guys! What do I do?! 482 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:58,780 Alex! All you gotta do is hit the left cable winch button! 483 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,867 Oh, God! How am I gonna do that?! 484 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,244 Just hit the up arrow! 485 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,455 Just hit the up arrow? 486 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,040 [ Beeping ] 487 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,629 Uh, uh, think, Alex. 488 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:14,880 [ Beeping ] 489 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,300 Hey! Agh! 490 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,344 Come on, Alex, use your head. 491 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:21,720 Ah! 492 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,767 Ah-gahhhhh! 493 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,769 [ Distorted grunting ] 494 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,354 Oh! 495 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,318 Huh. 496 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,653 [ Distorted voice ] I'll see you in the fall 497 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,864 for whatever Viking bullshit you teach. 498 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,493 Aaaah! 499 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,495 [ Breathing heavily ] 500 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:53,710 ♪♪ 501 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,630 You can do it! We believe in you, Alex! 502 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,217 [ Grunting ] 503 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,052 Hahhh! 504 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,345 -[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ] 505 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,680 -Whoa! -Oh. 506 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,224 Ah-gahhhhh! 507 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:11,186 ♪♪ 508 00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,522 -Whoa! -Oh, yeah! 509 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,399 -Ah! -We're good. 510 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,109 Whoo! 511 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,027 Thank you again, Maverick. 512 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,112 Ugh! 513 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,655 Oooh. 514 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,532 Wowie zowie! 515 00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:27,244 You guys make installing a TV look like a Tom Cruise movie. 516 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:28,870 Because we do our own stunts? 517 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:32,207 No, because it's "Risky Business." 518 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:35,168 [ Alex groans ] And you -- you were incredible. [ Alex groans ] And you -- you were incredible. 519 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:38,547 Hell, after a stunt like that, you should be my boss. 520 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:39,923 Uh, I can't. 521 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,384 See, the fall semester is starting back up, 522 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,553 and that's where I really belong. 523 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:48,557 We all have to be the fighter pilots of our own blue skies, 524 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,935 and for me, that's teaching Viking mythology 525 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,771 to a group of students who are only in it 526 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,898 for an easy two credits. 527 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,109 Give the money to these guys. 528 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,278 They're the real heroes. 529 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:04,823 ♪♪ 530 00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:06,575 Nobody is getting a raise. 531 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:14,750 ♪♪ 532 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:22,924 ♪♪ 533 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:31,058 ♪♪ 534 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:39,191 ♪♪ 535 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:47,324 ♪♪ 536 00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:55,624 ♪♪