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♪♪
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♪♪
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Dearly beloved, who's ready
for some trick or treatin'?
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I am!
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[ Caws, chuckles ]
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Ohhhhh!
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Wait, where's Randy?
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I'm here.
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Alex, what are you
supposed to be?
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I don't do Halloween
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because I hate how we've
commercialized Samhain.
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What's that?
Oh, it's the ancient
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and much better festival
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that Halloween
totally ripped off.
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Yeah, this is gonna be
a no from me.
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[ Thunder rumbles ]
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Uh-oh.
Looks like it might rain.
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Barely. We can't let
a little rain ruin Halloween.
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This is Los Angeles.
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We can barely handle
a light drizzle.
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♪♪
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[ Dramatic music playing ]
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[ Bus horn blares ]
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Maybe it's okay?
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[ Thunder crashing ]
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[ People screaming ]
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[ Sirens wailing,
helicopter blades whirring ]
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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What do we do now?
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Randy:
We could watch a scary movie.
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How about we watch
"The Simpsons"
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until the storm dies down?
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"Treehouse of Horror"!
It's a Halloween tradition.
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Announcer: "Treehouse of Horror"
has been postponed
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until November 23rd
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so that we may bring you
the World Series.
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And the score is still tied
zero to zero
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as we enter the 14th inning.
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Turn it off.
Turn it off!
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Oh, I know. How 'bout
we tell scary stories?
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Ooh, yeah!
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And we can use ourselves
as characters.
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And anything
that happens in them
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will be considered non-canon.
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Not sure what
any of that means,
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but yes,
let's hear some scary stories.
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[ Creepy organ music playing ]
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I'll go first, because I know
a story that's really scary.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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It's about one of history's
greatest monsters...
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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...Alex.
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What?
[ All groan ]
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Okay, not cool.
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Is this because I used
your toothbrush?
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Alex:
The night is not over!
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Which den of debauchery
should we hit up next?
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Antojitos? NBC Sports Grill?
Panda Express?
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I don't know, man.
It's after midnight.
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I have a family.
And a headache.
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Just one more place. I'm sure
the next one'll be --
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[ Gasps ]
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Jackpot.
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Really?
What kind of people
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go to the CityWalk
Margaritaville after midnight?
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It's mostly divorcees
and weirdos.
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You know, my tribe.
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This is my chance, man.
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I'm gonna get back out there.
[ Car door shuts ]
I'm gonna get back out there.
[ Car door shuts ]
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Sorry, man.
I gotta tap out.
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But don't worry.
We'll do this again
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when Candice
goes to college!
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Roxy:
I've seen that look before.
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Best friend ditch you
because he's old
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and obsessed
with his family?
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Nailed it.
So, what can I getcha?
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Everything.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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♪♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Groaning ]
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Alex, you seem like a guy
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who loves kickin' back
and cuttin' loose.
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Hell yeah!
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I love livin'
that island life!
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How would you like
to live that island life...
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forever?
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I'm already pretty wasted,
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but whatever.
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Oh, that tastes like pennies.
Ohh.
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Not your finest work, Rox--
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[ Gasps ]
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Aah!
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[ All hissing ]
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♪♪
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[ Knocking on door ]
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♪♪
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Rough night, huh?
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Actually, it was awesome.
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May I be...let in?
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[ Laughs evilly ]
[ Thunder crashes ]
[ Laughs evilly ]
[ Thunder crashes ]
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I mean yeah, sure,
you live here.
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What'd you do,
forget your keys?
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Wait, your keys
are right there.
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[ Gasps ] And you've got
two holes in your neck.
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And you're flying.
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[ Gasps ] You got turned into
a vampire at Margaritaville!
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Yep, and it rules.
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But don't worry.
I'll just bite you,
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and then you can stay out
all night every night
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doin' cool bro stuff
like sippin' Mai Tais
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and sucking people's blood.
[ Hisses ]
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Um, no, thanks.
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Like I said before,
I've got a family.
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But it's so cool!
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You get to turn yourself
into a bat.
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Check it out.
[ Grunting ]
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I haven't worked out
all the kinks yet.
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Yeah, I'm going to bed.
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Fine. Wuss out.
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But I'm gonna show you
how great vamp life can be.
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Pretty soon, you'll be
begging me to bite you.
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[ Straining ]
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Damn it.
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♪ Wastin' away again
in Margaritaville ♪
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♪♪
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Get in on this, bro.
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[ Retches ]
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Get in on this, bro.
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[ Women giggling ]
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Get in on this, bro.
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♪ There's a woman to blame ♪
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[ Muffled ]
♪ But I know ♪
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[ "Margaritaville" playing,
muffled ]
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♪ It's nobody's fault ♪
[ Sighs ]
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Okay, you're right.
I'll kill him.
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What? No.
Just tell him to leave.
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♪ Don't know the reason ♪
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Alex: Not now.
I'm straight vibin'.
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[ Hisses ]
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Hey, man, can we talk?
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Before you say anything else --
yes.
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I will absolutely turn you
into a vampire.
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Now lemme suck
that sweet vein.
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No, dude. I'm coming in here
to kick you out.
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We're all sick of you being
a selfish undead asshole.
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Unbelievable.
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I offer you eternal life
and bottomless coladas,
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and this is how
you thank me?
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Screw that!
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Ha! Sorry, bro.
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I'm a Margaritavamp.
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That means nothing to me.
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Aah!
Don't get comfortable, Josh.
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I'll be back with a bloodthirsty
horde of my real friends,
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and we'll turn you all.
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[ Grunts ]
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God damn it!
Why is this so hard?
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[ Bat chirping ]
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I think he took that well.
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Time to weapon up.
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♪♪
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[ Computer beeps ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Whoa, that's a cool way
to kill vampires.
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Vampires?
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♪♪
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Hey, guys. Guess who's back
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to turn you all
into children of the night?
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Hey, Alex.
Sorry about earlier.
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Would you and your friends
like some daiquiris?
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Oh, hell yeah.
Never say no to a fresh daq.
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Wait, don't!
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Oh, I should mention.
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They're non-alcoholic.
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What?
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No! My tubular dudes!
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[ All hiss ]
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♪♪
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Ah, I forgot.
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So many rules.
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[ Magical whooshing ]
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I invite you in.
I invite you in.
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Oh, forget it, I'll just
send you all an e-vite.
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♪♪
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[ All hiss ]
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♪♪
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Eat stake!
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[ Hisses ]
Aah!
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[ Growling ]
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Hey, guys! It's me,
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your beloved upstairs
neighbor, Phil.
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Phil!
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Couldn't help but notice
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you guys were fighting
some vampires,
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so I thought I'd stop by and --
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Aah!
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♪♪
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Phil!
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[ Groans ]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I want to turn them,
not kill them.
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It's an honor to be turned
into a Margaritavamp.
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We don't just turn any rando.
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Yeah.
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Also, these guys
killed a ton of our friends.
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Sorry, Alex.
These sons of a sons of a sailor
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are dead meat.
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Aah!
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♪♪
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[ Hisses ]
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[ Distorted screaming ]
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♪♪
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Roxy?
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[ All scream ]
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♪♪
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Aah!
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Alex: Guys, I'm sorry
I've been such a selfish jerk.
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I promise I won't try
and turn you anymore.
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Can you ever forgive me?
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Yeah. Sure.
Okay, fine.
This was kinda fun.
Yeah. Sure.
Okay, fine.
This was kinda fun.
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Back from whence you came,
hellspawn!
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Randy!
He was apologizing!
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Really? Dang.
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Guess that's why they put
erasers on pencils.
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[ Vacuum whirring ]
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♪♪
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The end.
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Eh.
Morpheus is bored.
Eh.
Morpheus is bored.
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Whoa, did you just
make that all up?
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It's based on
actual events.
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Ooh, this is good.
In real life,
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Josh turded in an Uber,
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and I got a nosebleed
in the House of Pies.
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Okay, that's enough.
Someone else please go.
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I've got a story that's extra
scary because it's true.
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Well, mostly true.
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It takes place shortly after
Alex and I got divorced.
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Aw, man. Is every story
going to be about me?
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No, you're a very
minor character.
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Boo!
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What up, Team Bridge?
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As you know, I just
finalized my divorce
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from Professor Loser
[Chuckles]
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and I figured
what better way to celebrate
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than buying myself
some new digs?
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I know it looks like a bit much,
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but it was pretty affordable.
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I think 'cause of
the tacky interior.
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Ugh, it looks like the Brady
Bunch was murdered in here.
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[ Chuckles ]
I mean, look at these chairs.
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[ Tink! Tink! ]
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Ugh, how tacky.
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The kitchen's gross, too.
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The sinks don't even work.
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[ Woman shrieks ]
266
00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:01,577
Huh. Oh, and check this out.
267
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,579
I didn't think
I'd ever say this,
268
00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:06,791
but this closet is too big.
269
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,834
[ Air whooshing ]
270
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,255
Anyway, I'm going
to renovate the place.
271
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:16,634
I even got my BFFs
Emily and Josh to help me out.
272
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,094
Um, that's not normal.
273
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,471
[ Shivers ]
It's so cold.
274
00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:21,931
New place. Check.
275
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,516
Best friends. Check.
276
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,601
Flexing on my ex. Check!
277
00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:28,938
I guess I won the breakup,
DorpSpeed82.
278
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:33,275
I think I'll be the judge
of who won the break-up.
279
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,152
[ Creepy music playing ]
280
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:39,156
♪♪
281
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,033
[ Groans ]
282
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,411
[ Screaming ]
283
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:50,042
♪♪
284
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,461
Oh! Aah!
285
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,879
Ugh, I'm starting to think
286
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,006
this place wasn't cheap
because it was tacky.
287
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,426
It's cheap because it's haunted.
288
00:11:58,509 --> 00:11:59,468
Ya think?
289
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,636
We'll help you move out.
290
00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:01,721
Move out?
291
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,682
This is great content!
292
00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:06,350
What up, Team Bridge?
293
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,477
So, the mansion is haunted.
294
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,980
Hashtag first world
paranormal problems.
295
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:14,150
To fix things, I called up
Scott and Joe Miller,
296
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:17,862
AKA the super-hot
House Whisperers.
297
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,991
Okay, these ceilings
might be low,
298
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:25,494
but the amount of dark energy
in here is very high.
299
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,496
I can tell this house
has strong bones.
300
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,999
And they're buried
under the floorboards.
301
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:30,958
Unh!
302
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,376
Sound off in the comments
303
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,171
if you think I should date
Joe, Scott, or both.
304
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,176
Okay, guys,
let's hold hands.
305
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:44,388
♪♪
306
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,556
It's working.
307
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,391
The spirit is among us.
308
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,602
[ Gasps ]
This house was designed
309
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:52,813
and decorated by
Ludwig Tom Wright in the 1960s.
310
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,482
Voilà.
311
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,858
My finest work.
312
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,194
Scott: He considered the mansion
his masterpiece,
313
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,945
but everyone
called it tacky.
314
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,363
[ Laughter ]
315
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,865
Philistines!
316
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:05,951
You wouldn't know a good house
if it collapsed on you!
317
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,453
Ludwig died
from embarrassment,
318
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,371
binding his spirit
to the building.
319
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:13,834
No one shall ever renovate
this house!
320
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:17,338
To this day, he will not
allow any renovations.
321
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:19,548
Okay.
Cool light show and all,
322
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,884
but can you guys
fix the place?
323
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,844
[ Both gasp ]
We must eradicate
[ Both gasp ]
We must eradicate
324
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,429
the dark energy with sage.
325
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,723
While adding value
to the home.
326
00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:30,768
Everyone knows the kitchen
is the heart of the home.
327
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,269
I'll cleanse it with sage
328
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:36,398
and raise the cabinets to make
the ceilings look taller.
329
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,192
And to give this place
a more modern look,
330
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:39,902
I'm going to rub some sage on it
331
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,572
and turn the hellmouth
fireplace into a feature.
332
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,074
No!
333
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,575
[ All gasp ]
334
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,868
[ Both scream ]
335
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,245
[ Fireplace chomping ]
336
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,873
Those who violate my masterpiece
337
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,543
shall pay the ultimate price!
338
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:56,919
[ All scream ]
339
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,088
Aah!
340
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:02,258
Why the frosty reception?
341
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:06,679
♪♪
342
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:08,973
Going somewhere?
343
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,432
[ All screaming ]
344
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:20,276
♪♪
345
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:24,780
I'm going to paint these walls
with your blood!
346
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:28,409
♪♪
347
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,911
[ All screaming ]
348
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,162
Alex?
349
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,956
I came as soon as I saw
the live stream!
350
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,125
I knew you were
cyber-stalking me.
351
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,376
Oh, you're right.
352
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,627
You won the breakup.
353
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,088
I'm an emotionally vacant
man-child.
354
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:44,717
I shouldn't have worn shorts
to your grandmother's funeral.
355
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,635
Ow!
[ Squish ]
356
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,637
[ Squishing ]
357
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:53,350
♪♪
358
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,477
[ Doorbell rings ]
359
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:58,522
Yes?
360
00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,940
Your haunted house stream
is dope.
361
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,693
Can we come in and take
some pics for the 'Gram?
362
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:07,031
What is...the 'Gram?
363
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,449
What up, Team Bridge?
364
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,743
Welcome to my haunted house!
365
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,453
[ Cheerful music playing ]
366
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,829
[ Woman shrieks ]
367
00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:16,874
[ Shrieking skipping
rhythmically ]
368
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:20,878
♪♪
369
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:23,213
Everybody say what-up
to Ludwig.
370
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,423
[ Laughs ]
371
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,675
Anyone want to
take one with me?
372
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,177
Woman: Nah.
373
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,679
What are you doing --
Oh! Is that sage?
374
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,475
Ohh! Obviously,
you're still into me.
375
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,727
Ugh, so thirsty.
376
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,480
The end.
377
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,899
Oh. It is way past
your bedtime, Candice.
378
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:45,611
But I haven't been scared
once yet, and it's Halloween.
379
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,030
Oh, you wanna be scared?
I'll scare you.
380
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,032
But as soon as I do,
you're going to bed.
381
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,659
Deal?
Deal.
382
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:55,454
Here's a little story
called "The Magic Pumpkin."
383
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,915
Aw, that doesn't
sound scary.
384
00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:00,834
..."That Wanted
to Kill Candice"!
385
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,128
Ooh!
[ Laughs ]
386
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,255
♪♪
387
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:10,219
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
388
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,763
Stop sneaking into my phone
to change your name.
389
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:15,683
Stop having such
an easy-to-guess passcode.
390
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,726
Are you leaving soon?
Soon as I can.
391
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,728
I just need to finish up here.
Cool.
I just need to finish up here.
Cool.
392
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,605
Don't forget to pick up
a pumpkin on your way home.
393
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,233
Candice has that pumpkin-carving
contest at school tomorrow.
394
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,360
Oh, I'll just steal one
from work.
395
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:33,909
♪♪
396
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:41,542
♪♪
397
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:42,918
Perfect!
398
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:50,843
♪♪
399
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,762
Who's ready to carve
a genetically modified pumpkin?
400
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,097
We are.
Aah!
We are.
401
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,598
How did you even
reach that?
402
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,100
We're going to have
to move that higher.
403
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,519
I'll find a way.
404
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:03,188
[ Pumpkin growling ]
405
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,107
That's weird.
Did you hear that?
406
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:08,235
It was probably the air
leaving the pumpkin.
407
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,738
♪♪
408
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,531
[ Pumpkin gurgles ]
409
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:23,167
♪♪
410
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,418
[ Gasps ]
411
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,879
Emily:
Aww, it's actually kind of cute.
412
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,589
Let's take a selfie with it.
413
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:33,844
♪♪
414
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,679
[ All screaming ]
415
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:39,308
♪♪
416
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,893
[ Roars ]
417
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,478
Aah!
418
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,646
♪♪
419
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,190
[ Roars ]
420
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,858
How do you keep
getting that?!
421
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,194
[ Pumpkin continues roaring ]
422
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,905
Can you guys stop
screaming your heads off?
423
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,031
Aah!
424
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,992
♪♪
425
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,661
[ Emily and Candice scream ]
426
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:00,996
Aah!
[ Groans ]
427
00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,791
Alex? You don't even
celebrate Halloween!
428
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:08,003
[ Weakly ]
I was doing that Samhain thing
429
00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:11,673
I mentioned at the beginning.
430
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,717
[ Death rattle ]
431
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,511
[ Roars ]
Aah!
432
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,263
♪♪
433
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,725
How about a slice
of pumpkin die?
434
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,060
[ Blender whirring ]
435
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,812
[ Roaring ]
436
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:28,690
♪♪
437
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,567
[ Panting ]
438
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,236
Heh. What'd I miss?
439
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,112
Pumpkin guy killed Alex,
440
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,322
then almost killed me.
441
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,407
Then Candice
totally saved the day.
442
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,534
Whoa.
443
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,369
Sucks to be Alex.
444
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,412
[ Laughter ]
445
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,872
Oh, shoot.
446
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,376
Now I don't have anything
for the pumpkin carving contest.
447
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,628
I have an idea.
448
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,213
Mr. Campbell:
And our third place finisher
449
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,382
and person taking home
this random PEZ dispenser
450
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,759
I found while doing
self-checkout at CVS...
451
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,553
Candice.
Yes!
452
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,221
Great work, Candice.
453
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,723
Very scary, but I'm going
to throw it away now
454
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,226
because it's attracting ants,
so...
455
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,728
♪♪
456
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:10,065
No offense, Mom, but I'm
practically falling asleep.
457
00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:12,192
What else you got?
458
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,028
♪♪
459
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,154
Mom?
460
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,283
Mom?
461
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,243
Dad?
462
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,620
Alex?
463
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,663
Bridgette?
464
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,790
[ Breathing shakily ]
465
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:36,174
♪♪
466
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,595
What the butt?
467
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:50,856
♪♪
468
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,483
Storyboard artist:
Oh, God, I'm so behind.
469
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:55,944
Where are you on that
470
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,946
Ferris wheel rolling
down the pier sequence?
471
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,032
Wait, I thought
you were drawing that.
472
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,992
The pitch is in two hours!
473
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,119
[ Both screaming ]
474
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:08,957
♪♪
475
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,919
It's Bagel Friday, everyone!
476
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,212
[ Staff groaning ]
Bagel.
477
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,924
Need nourishment.
478
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:17,925
Aah!
479
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,635
[ Straining ]
480
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,845
♪♪
481
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,807
Calvin:
Key card. Help, help, guys.
482
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:31,396
♪♪
483
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,065
Dad!
Could you please
Dad!
Could you please
484
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,149
stop bouncing that thing?
485
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,525
I can't hear myself think!
486
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:39,279
Oh, this is actually part
of our creative process.
487
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,989
Uh, Dad?
488
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,283
Oh, hey.
Are you on a tour?
489
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,119
Here. Your parents probably
won't let you watch this show,
490
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,330
but have you seen this one?
491
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,540
[ Screaming ]
492
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:59,049
♪♪
493
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,676
Aah!
494
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,678
Calvin:
Hey. Can someone let me in?
495
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,888
I forgot my key card.
496
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,683
[ Panting ]
497
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,979
Gabrielle: Josh, did you get
your head stuck in a pumpkin?
498
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,689
Mom!
Wait. [ Clears throat ]
499
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:14,982
Let me try that softer.
500
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,317
"Josh, did you get your head
stuck in a pumpkin?"
501
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,027
You're not my mom.
502
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,529
Is everything okay,
sweetie?
503
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,281
Whoa. This little girl
looks exactly like Candice.
504
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,658
Who?
Candice?
Who?
Candice?
505
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,326
You know, my character
on the show?
506
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,704
Oh, sorry.
I don't watch cartoons.
507
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,707
Character...on the show?
508
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,001
♪♪
509
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,043
Oh, no.
510
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,379
Oh, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
511
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,214
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
512
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,968
♪♪
513
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,262
Oh, wow,
is that Candice?
514
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:46,555
Oh, dude, it's Candice!
515
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,098
-Candice! Candice!
-Can I get an autograph?
516
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,726
[ Crowd clamoring ]
Aah!
517
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:51,935
[ Screams ]
518
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,478
Candice, are you okay?
519
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,231
I had a nightmare where we
didn't go trick-or-treating,
520
00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:58,066
and you all tried
to tell me scary stories,
521
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,651
but none of them were scary,
522
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,571
and then it turned out
we were in an animation studio!
523
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,573
[ Panting ]
524
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,575
[ Laughter ]
525
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,326
No, we're real.
526
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:11,455
We just watched a scary movie,
and it gave you nightmares.
527
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,499
Come on, Candice,
it's time for bed.
528
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:18,211
Josh, did you get your head
stuck in a pumpkin?
529
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:22,924
♪♪
530
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,218
[ Laughing demonically ]
531
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:36,646
♪♪
532
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:45,655
♪♪
533
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:54,790
♪♪