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[ Cellphone chimes, vibrates ]
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[ Yawns ]
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♪
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Hey!
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♪
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Screams ]
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♪
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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[ Truck crashes ]
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♪
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[ Sirens wailing ]
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]
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Pearle?
What's going on?
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I'm bailing you out of here.
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Ugh, not again.
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♪
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♪
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You have a problem, Bridgette.
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You can't put down your phone.
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That's not true,
you're being ridiculous, byeeee.
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Whoa.
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I was here the whole time
and you didn't even notice!
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It's time to call this
what it is.
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An addiction.
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You need a no-phone detox.
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Uh, no.
This is not an addiction.
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I'm perfectly in control... Hey!
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I was in the middle of texting
Alex to never text me again.
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Oh... Oh my...
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Oh, my God!
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Oh my God,
what's happening to me?
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Your body needs time to adjust.
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But don't worry, nothing bad
ever happened
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from not using your phone
for two minutes.
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Ohmigod!
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Guys, Bridgette hasn't texted
in two minutes.
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- What?!
- Bridgette is dead?!
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No.
I'm sure she's...
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She hasn't posted
in half an hour.
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look at the last text
she sent me.
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That's exactly what she'd type
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if someone was throwing
a pillow case on her head
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and pulling her
into an unmarked van!
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We gotta call the cops!
No!
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They won't do anything
until she's gone
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for at least 48 hours.
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If we want to get
Bridgette back...
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we're on our own.
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Where'd you go, Bridgette?
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Where'd you go?
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♪
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[ Panting ]
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Pearle, you can give it
back now.
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I'm good.
Really good.
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I just want to hold it
in my hand, you know?
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I'll give it back when I know
you can handle it.
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Here. You can't let your fingers
go cold turkey.
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Sobbing ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Roars ]
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Bridgette, get ahold
of yourself!
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[ Grunting ]
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That's the withdrawal
kicking in.
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Let's get you a bucket.
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44 minutes
since her last update.
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Okay, we're ready to post.
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Are we sure that's the most
appropriate picture?
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It's the one she told me to use
if she ever went missing.
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[ Ding! ]
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What's happening?
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Bridgette's going viral.
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Her lifelong dream.
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[ Tablet ringing ]
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Someone's FaceTiming me.
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It's Kristen and Gina
from Podnapped!
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Hello?
Hi, Emily?
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We're from Podnapped, it's a
podcast where we get buzzed
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and talk about
terrifying abductions.
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I know!
I've heard every episode.
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I have all your merch!
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This was a bad gift.
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We think our devoted audience
of abduction-istas
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could help figure out
who took your friend, Bridgette.
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We'd like to record a special
live episode about her.
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At. Your. House.
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[ Screams ]
Oh my, God. This is so awesome!
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I mean helpful.
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For finding Bridgette.
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Who's missing.
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Very sad.
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♪
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How long since
she's checked her phone?
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Hour and a half.
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Good God.
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[ Slow motion ]
Bridgette.
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[ Stammers ] Oh, no.
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[ Chirps ]
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Twitter bird?
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Why haven't you checked me,
Bridgette?
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I'm just taking a break.
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[ Sinister music plays ]
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♪
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No one takes a break!
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Feed me content!
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Agh!
Get away from me!
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♪
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Come on!
Take a selfie.
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You know you want to use
the filters.
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Well, I guess one filter
couldn't hurt.
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♪
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Ew, I don't like that filter!
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[ Laughs ]
It's no filter.
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What, where am I?
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Where are my friends?
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He, they're all dead.
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We tried to tell you, but you
just kept looking at your phone.
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Time to take your medicine.
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I don't want to!
[ Screams ]
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No!
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[ Cellphone ringing ]
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♪
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She was a 26-year-old
stay-at-home influencer.
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Then one day...
she was gone.
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And now, let's hear a theme song
we recorded
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while getting trashed
in a Trader Joe's parking lot.
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♪ Kristen and Gina,
Gina, Gina, Kristen ♪
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♪ Kristen and Gina
on Podnapped! ♪
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Man: Hey, get out of the way!
[ Horn honks ]
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Come on!
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Welcome to a very special
live episode of Podnapped!
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We're here with Emily,
Alex, Josh,
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and our good friend,
Pinot Grigio.
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Emily, when did you notice
that your roommate,
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BurningBridgette94, was missing?
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I clocked it right away.
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I'm a total podnapper.
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Well, then you must know
that 94% of abductors
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turn out to be
the victim's best friend.
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What?
I didn't do this.
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Bridgette was everything to me.
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Ooh, "was", past tense.
That's a slip up.
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Pretty much a confession.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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What qualifies you
to accuse people?
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I do warm up for "Conan."
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I wear vintage dresses!
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So, you guys did it, right?
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- No!
- Liar!
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Okay, I love your guys's show,
but none of us took Bridgette!
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See how they're protecting
each other?
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Exactly what I would expect
from the "Eastside Three."
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Cool name!
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Eastside Three swag is available
in our store right now.
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- How did you?
- We used Pod Swag.
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But the real question is...
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Has gingivitis abducted
your mouth?
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Subscribe to Flosslocker
and receive
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a new artisanal
dental floss every week.
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We actually use this.
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[ Whispering ]
We totally don't.
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♪
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I don't think I can do it,
Pearle.
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Bridgette, if I can get clean,
anyone can.
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You had an addiction?
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Oh, I couldn't live without it.
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My whole body was on fire
until I got that next fix.
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Oh, my God.
Heroin? Meth?
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Six flags.
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Magic Mountain.
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No, I know what it is.
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I had a season pass for years.
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Any ride, you bet I rode it.
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Crazanity, Dive Devil,
Green Lantern First Flight.
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I was ridin' that sweet dragon
on the daily.
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Then I learned, it was making me
miss out on my real life.
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Real life?
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You mean that stuff
I take pictures of?
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- Whoa.
- My theory?
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Emily two-buck-chucked
Bridgette into the pot,
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while Alex cooked her up with
some mussels and white wine,
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and Josh played video games
on the couch.
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Case closed.
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We didn't eat Bridgette!
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You lay out
a pretty airtight case.
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So, what do you think, podballs?
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Did they eat her or is she
duct taped to a radiator
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waiting to be set free?
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Not to mansplain
how podcasts work, ladies,
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but I'm pretty sure
you can't hear your listeners.
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Oh, we can hear them.
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Crowd: Set Bridgette free!
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Lock up the Eastside Three!
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Set Bridgette free!
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Lock up the Eastside Three!
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Awww.
Our fans are the best.
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Set Bridgette Free!
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Lock up the Eastside Three!
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Bridgette, what do you remember
about this picture?
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I used the Nashville filter
to make it pretty.
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It got 67 likes.
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It probably would have
gotten more
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if I posted it later in the day.
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But, do you remember
what this latte tasted like?
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Wait. Have I ever actually
had a latte?
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[ Slurps ]
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[ Gasps ]
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♪
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[ Horn blares ]
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♪
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Whoa!
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What else have I been
missing out on?
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Crowd: Set Bridgette free!
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Man:
They took BurningBridgette94,
get 'em!
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Oh, no.
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Hey!
I'm right here.
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I wasn't abducted, I was just
at Pearle's for a couple hours!
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I pinot disagree-gio.
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This woman looks nothing
like BurningBridgette94.
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Yeah, that's not her!
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Where'd the Eastside three go?
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Kill them!
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Glad to see you're okay,
Bridgette! Gotta go!
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[ Chuckles ]
Cool, street justice!
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[ Chuckles ]
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You won't find
BurningBridgette94,
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so stop looking for her!
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She's not real.
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She's a phony, chasing likes.
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I've lost the last 10 years
of my life to my phone,
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and I bet you all have, too.
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I like this Bridgette...
in the flesh...
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and that's the only like I need.
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- Boo!
- She's an imposter!
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You're not the real
BurningBridgette94!
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Wait!
BurningBridgette94 posted!
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I don't know where this is from,
but it's definitely her.
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You won't find
BurningBridgette94,
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so stop looking for her!
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What?
I didn't post anything.
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Aww.
You posted it?
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I didn't want people to miss
what you had to say
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just because they were too busy
looking at their phones.
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BurningBridgette94's right.
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We need to stop
looking at our phones,
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and start looking at life.
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[ Gasps ]
Hey, check out that dog.
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Pics or it wasn't cute!
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- What breed is it?
- Check Wikipedia.
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- Oh, he's fast!
- I'll call an Uber.
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What a twist that
she showed up alive.
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Oh my, God. That never happens
on Podnapped!
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Sorry we accused you, Emily.
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Well, it was wrong what you did,
but since we're besties now,
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we can totally hang out and...
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Now that was a podcast!
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Yeah, eat shit, Marc Maron!
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I'm good.
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Where are you going?
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I'm going to the bathroom.
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Without my phone.
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